Norm was cruise control for cool.

You're the only one in the world who says norm on this segment. Get it? Sorta works.

im sure conan had a hand in it

I don't think it takes a genius to know that adding Norm to any segment will improve it.

@@lapelcelery42 let’s see then

True

Lmao

If only we could have the unedited version

True fact : If your guitar teacher is fiddling a bit with your guitar after tuning it up, he's not showing off he's just checking by ear if your guitar is tuned up correctly or not

P

Could you tell what he said when they bleeped out the cuss word after Ramsey corrected the way he was cutting??

Absolute horseshit. Kitchens have been ridiculously abusive for decades. Only now is that type of behavior not being accepted and called out.

im with junghunt

@@atticushu3769 kitchens are better now than they ever were, anyone who says otherwise is kidding themselves

@Moish Perl man that ending just had to stifle my laughter. come on bro why you gotta do that

Thank you for pointing that out. I hadn't noticed! So much chaos!

Proudly giving presenting Gordon's orange and taking credit, not before throwing away the only important part of said orangeto further disrupt. He would have been hell in school for dumb teachers.

😂😂😂

😭

& 2:58

post this miage

underrated

Me right now

Pessi.

This comment 👌🏼🤣

the contempt in his voice! pure gold

@@joemurray2523 contempt! Nailed it! Cook ha!!!

The word is ‘chef’ Norm. Ladies cook 🤣

Loled so hard

I had to pause it I was laughing so hard

I think Gordon actually majorly contributed to the anxiety and hecticness. He works like a great counterpart to Norm.

There was no way this was supposed to be normal and calm haha

Aint no way a gordon ramsay sequence is calm, you should see him try to make carbonara dude gets STRESSED

This segment must exist in its unadulterated uncensored form.

@@ironymatt I'm up to 4 segments!

Who says segment?

@@tvviewer4500 ur mommy

@@matthewhughes2866 ​ ​ He’s clearly playing off Norm ribbing Gordon regarding the use of “segmenting an orange” from earlier in the bit.. but it looks like that went over your head

@@Toosii2times your mom went over your head

@@Toosii2times THIS. 😂

I think Conan O'Brien is from Ireland!

@@niranjansilwal3738 Nope. Boston Irish! 🍀😉

They all kind of encapsulate each country’s main stereotype too 😂 -Loud, bodacious, powerful American in a suit 🇺🇸 -Bossy and angry, yet precise and gentlemanly Brit 🇬🇧 -Go-with-the-flow, funny n charming, nice Canadian 🇨🇦 I’m obviously reaching for these but you kinda get what I’m saying right 😂 RIP to the funniest comic ever

@@Michael-ei5hg All with origins descended from the UK

Gordon is Scottish

Nobody there was offended my dude.

@@F40PH-2CAT then why did Gordon defend himself

Can't believe norm tricked him into that

@@F40PH-2CAT you missed 2:19 mark my dude

Conan: 👁️👄👁️ Norm: 😄

you can hear norm laugh a little before he threw that line out.

It has Ralph Wiggum "I'm learnding!" vibes

It's not even a bag. It's a piece of parchment paper.

I don't know what his appeal is Is he supposed to be stupid, like an act? Is he acting like a child?

@@ThatOneToucan no.

Nobody in the world says segment an orange!

If these guys make a show it’s over for everyone

@Richard Kuklinski asked you for the birthday’s

@Richard Kuklinski yuueyru

Lol that's exact reason I clicked on it

Damn...a TV show with these will kill it

❤️

We love a chaotic king

Gone too soon. There will never be another like him.

@@tdb4763 Norm had MASSIVE b@lls, the guy literally said whatever he wanted to, really miss him :(

You can just see the gears turning in his head lol

Conan is good at turning a crowd

His little huh? At 2:24 is the point he recognized that something was wrong and was like okay hero time

The crowd is filled with bunch if snowflakes even Gordon was shocked at such a response over mild joke

Only the biggest of wankers could've been offended by what Gordon said.

​@@MajinBuusni"Biggest of wankers" lol is that you Gordon?

Every time I've seen a clip of Norm AND whoever, that's what he does. He sits back quietly because he mastered timing. You don't have to have big punchlines or flamboyant setups, just sit back and wait for the right moment.

He seemed genuinely interested at the start...then he just figured he'll just go with the flow.

Lmao well put

I think you totally nailed it 😄.

It’s funny that they’d pair such a stuffy, precise personality like Ramsey, with the most loose, irreverent comedian such as Norm, and expect Conan to be the middle ground. This was never going to end well, but we’re all better for it.

Lol! I've seen this video so many times and never noticed this!

Same hahah

1.21 if anybody missed it

@@sodapop7531 1:21*

He cut one! He just threw the other one out!

I believe he's received some splash damage in his past journeys. :{

Nah, not threatened, just shocked (and delighted) that Conan would mimic such an obscene gesture.

@@tetsuoswrath?

@@RaniaBhatti you people that need a joke explained are the worst people on the internet next to kiddlers.

what were you smoking? as far as comedy Gordon stank up the whole set. Luckily Norm savaging the situation made it into comedy gold.

@@sliceserve234 you mad? Lol These 3 did pretty good bouncing off each other's jokes

@@ctwhiskey3058 I wasn't mad until I read your dumb comment.

@@sliceserve234 yeah you were there huh 😂 neither 3 of em look like they smoking cheese but you lmao

@@hippityhoppity5823 congrats on your statistically significant low IQ

Bc it’s a cheap, dumb joke

@@bralph82 cry

@@bralph82 I hear crying helps.

@@bralph82 ok dude

@@bralph82 offended?

Technically norms correct

Norm: “You didn’t say how many segments” 😂

one of my favorite things about norm is that he was clearly a genius and extraordinarily well-read, but at the same time distained grandiloquence (

@@darkmaddness1 ye

@@highviewbarbell Pretentious comment.

He is indeed an angel now.

The moment at the end when he put his arm around Gordon and then shook his hand was incredibly heartwarming and was a window into how sweet he actually is.

Yeah, he attacks Gordon's manhood and setup the trap and Gordon fell right in

@@papialemannot manhood just career

hahaha i'm dead

Where's the 2nd one!?!😂😂

I’ve probably seen this a dozen times and would have never even noticed this. Absolute gold lol

Shows his acting abilities.

Lmao I didn't know he was faking it

Beautifully put, exactly! :)

Riff raffs chicago Forbes interview

It taught me a new chaotic energy-the chill, Norm type. I never realized how chaotic Norm is until he started crumpling up the bag, but he doesn't do it with high energy mania. Having that next to a person who has high energy chaos like Gordon is hilarious

this is the Bethseda team designing Fallout....

@@bradleylovej Norm is the biggest, most frustrating troll I've witnessed, but in the best ways possible.

Of course he liked it, he is a Christian 😂

he wasn't wrong, the genius of true wit!

That millisecond at 2:19 where Norm realizes exactly what Gordon said before the audience has a chance to react is a thing of beauty. The first time I've ever seen him delightedly surprised- it's usually him catching people off guard. Gordon even used Norm's preferred term, "ladies." But I think Gordon slagging off the audience's disapproval is what earned Gordon the backslap AND handshake at the end of the segment.

@@yellowonesdontstop Yeah, it looks like it takes a second for Norm to process that Gordon Ramsey actually had to balls to make the joke in the first place, but it's exactly Norm's type of humor and I think he probably respected Gordon for it and the response.

@@shinjispic It's totally a joke Ramsay is making because he's heard some of norm's jokes. It's so up his alley he did it for him specifically. He's too smart to have not done that

The way he just beams after Gordon’s jerk motion makes me so happy

That was hilarious, Norm definitely respected the bravery 😂

Gordon played his role as the straight man here to perfection.

He was clearly laughing when he said that

Can someone explain to me why this is funny? I’m genuinely trying to understand

@@christiandelvalle282 feel sorry for you man. You just be a sad guy

@@christiandelvalle282 clearly you've never been a cook

@@christiandelvalle282 it’s all in the delivery of the joke. Gordon’s just ordering these two clueless amateurs who are clearly way over their head trying to keep up with a world star chef. Of course they are gonna look like two idiots in the kitchen compared to him. So in exasperation he says why become a cook, in trying to pin his current suffering on Gordon’s choice of profession, instead of his apparent lack of skills, blaming his current predicament purely on Gordon’s passion and love for cooking that made him turn this passion into his full-time career. He comes off as someone unable to admit their faults, trying to blame a world-star chef is the reason he can’t cook. This “sore-loser” persona is absurdly funny. Furthermore he says it in a tone as if to say, “why even bother” or What’s the point of trying to get good at a certain skill (such as cooking) if it causes suffering. Obviously this is fallacious reasoning since those who have experienced life know the best things in life gained are those earned through struggle and hard-work. And of course it has to do with comedic timing. He says it almost randomly and matter-of-factly as if by he himself telling Gordon Ramsay that he had picked wrong in his career-choice will have any actual sway in Gordon’s satisfaction from choosing the path he has chosen to become a chef. As if someone with such a successful career as him will all of a sudden because of one off-hand statement will have a sudden epiphany that he’s made a mistake and will decide to quit and question the motive of his whole-life’s long and successful career. Again just absurdly ridiculous and hilarious. He’s playing the fool very well.

@@sandrakim9 also norm is insinuating that being a cook is a lower working class occupation compared to being a successful famous comedian

He's making a mockery of the mangrate!

@@sethiddings7293 Sounds like something used in urban construction

Teaching seems like showing off to someone utterly incompetent. I've been accused of "showing off" when using a mouse on a computer trying to instruct elderly people on computer basics. I assure you that's more patience than Gordon would have with any actual apprentice cook in a restaurant kitchen.

​@@CookinginRussia If your teaching seems like showing off, then you're the one that's utterly incompetent, sorry to say. A proper lesson should be fully understood and not overwhelming to someone, no matter what their skill is at the time.

yeah they should totally do more stuff together

Gordon really held his own here, and seemed to have a lot of fun, while so many other guests have been completely thrown off by Norm. Conan is the glue holding it all together. Great television.

Yeah, might be why he went with the "women cooks" joke 😅 I bet Norm appreciated that

T A norm preferred the term: ladies

rip gordon ramsey

Or a vid of them critiquing italian foods

This

The energy clash would cause a black hole just by Gordon’s frustration

The amount of money I would pay to see that is higher than it rightly should be

I think Jordan might do a better job.

TO TRY TO COOK

change that to king of late night

Which one is the comedian

Norm was an agent of pure chaos.

@D. Watch Norm on Craig Ferguson's show, that might be the happiest I've ever seen anyone

It’s cause he can’t kick him out when he screws with him

Is because no one ever knew which Norm they were going to get. The quick witted Norm or the slow-paced joker that lull you with his words in order to blindside and hit you with an unexpected punch line. Many times he would change his pace several times in an interview.

He's like a cross dimensional being. The Anti-Ramsey 🤣

I didn’t get it

@@domino1159 Neither did i

@@domino1159 he is basically saying men are chefs and women are just cooks not chefs

Can't cancel someone who doesn't care what you think. lol

@@adambrackston3471 no when he calls them lady's it's a brit way if telling a guy that they are doing a poor job being manly in this case not being able to follow direction it has nothing to do with being a chef or a cook. They say this in any instance like when exercising or maybe you're working to slow

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I do not understand how this clip from the South Park movie has anything to do with what I wrote, besides Conan's appearance.

3:15 Norm you're making me dizzy standing there looking busy

Ramsay had trouble finishing a sentence because there was so much happening on both sides of him.

@toasted Joe If i had a dirty mind....

Right!! Seeing three chatty men with unique personalities in a cooking segment is expected to be this chaotic😂

I feel that

Who isn’t

And Snoop Dogg with Martha.

I hope this happens again in life

If rock paper scissors was a group.

perfect foil, rather

Could you tell what he said when they bleeped out the cuss word after Ramsey corrected the way he was cutting??

​@@codygooch510 First "Shit." Second bleep: "oh shit." Third: "Shitting hell." Fourth "Prick" I think Fifth: "where is the fucking- where is it?" Sixth: "oh, shitting hell." and if you'll notice immediately after this bleep, he sneaks in a "fucking hell" that gets past the censors. Seventh: "I need the fucking bag!" Eighth: "SHIT!" Ninth: not sure, can't lipread americans like I can brits Tenth: "OH SHIT" Eleventh: "Oh come on, fuck off -" and on additional word which i can't make out Twelfth: Can't tell what Conan said You're welcome.

@@tipi5586 I respect you! Thank you very much!

@@tipi5586 Very able. You Sir must own a Dog house!

Best!

I BEG!!

Amen

Actually he has way more letterman appearances. Literally 5 parts with each being 1 hour long compilations on youtube

@@fafafooey4126 Exactly. He is Letterman's fav after all

Probably a reference to Jim Carrey doing the juicer sketch, cant get into the orange its impossible! You need the power of the Juice Weasel

@@alexsmith2885 RIDE THE SNAKE

@@alexsmith2885 Norm is a devout Christian and wasting food is a sin. Norm probably thought I can make this funny without wasting this orange.

@@Wallyworld30 Or so the Germans would have you believe

@@alexsmith2885 Don't think it was, probably just Norm fooling around but omg, I LOVE that juice weasel sketch!

I love his “yknow” gesture afterwards.

He pretended to cut it then pulled out the one Gordon did earlier going look how good I did, that's why there was a missing segment

Imagine if he stabbed Gordon

@@GardnerD that would’ve been tragic but funny for him

@@JosuePerez-yk4pd would’ve been a national tragedy

He keeps trying to get Norm to MOVE

Easy there Gorilla Monsoon.

LMAO Gordon almost shut down after Norm's "why would you become a cook" joke, if Norm had been actually trying to get under his skin Gordon would've freaked out

@@methyod Shut down is definitely not the right pair of words lol.

@@TommyTom21 he stopped everything he was doing to berate him. Any chef should be able to work while they berate.

I died when I heard that😂😂😂

This is my favorite part of this whole segment Pun shamelessly intended.

Rip Norm

Facts. Sometimes his jokes ; I cannot compute.

same here mate!

R.I.P.

Same here. He was riot in this.You kinda knew and anticipated that his fish wrap would look like something a toddler would do. 😂

National Treasure

Just found out he died

They won't care.

Conan is irish dude

@@A2theR Yeah, Irish American mr. dummypants

@@A2theR Both his parents were born in the USA, as was he obviously. Makes him american by identification.. Also, - - An Irish-American, A Scottish-Brit, and a Scottish-Canadian... - - just doesn't roll off the tongue nicely..

@@christianmares8031 yo chill with the curse words

@@oshin7373 gotta let em know, ya know? Now don't bother me again or I'll be late for the Ice cream man.

@@tommatthews1156 Or so the German's would have you believe.

@@rhelferstay German Shepherds you mean?

@@flaccidreflex5563 Haha, didn't even think of that, was just referencing another Norm joke, but I like your combination of the two jokes.

Who was that guy? You guessed it

@@jesusisgod2953 hard to believe something that features talking animals and encourages murder and incest. So it's gonna be a hard "no" from me, dawg

Dead, but not forgotten. Each of these deaths all hit hard :(

😥😥

But I gotta say, Conan dying of autoerotic asphyxiation was really no big surprise

I was watching him trying to but having less success than a child lol

The segment: orange.

@ajholcombe Four segments of orange.

@@thelastdadonearth the agent: orange

Three Stooges .

Just CONCENTRATE! 😫

12th

Those are rookie numbers. Need to get those numbers up

2 million views

I beat to this

And of course, after some time, we will watch again

Or so the Germans would have us believe!😁

only when he's not driving.

@@KRPTV and who did they choose as their opponent the 2nd time....that's right, THE WORLD

I enjoy him more this way instead of one on one cuz he to me I find he just rambles and distracts and his jokes are too old-fashioned much for my taste. I want to like him but he doesn't really make me laugh.

@@chrisofstars Well Norm is bad, but Hitler was way worse.

Well duh

@@kristelpi652 No, most ppl would expect laughs from the audience. Norm knew it would cause them to boo.

@@Autumn_Forest_ that’s not a super intelligent thing? Ramsey said something deeply sexist and the audience is 50% women. I also KNOW people will look at me weirdly when I start chanting bible psalms in the streets while wearing a spongebob hoodie.

@@kristelpi652 Was the first part of your comment a statement or a question?

Norm was a showman, made for TV.

only norm

Norm was and is still the best. I miss him

He's not gonna read this post so... Whatever dude

I mean, a lot of people do, but ok

@@oscarcastellanos9270 Really? Are you sure?

His temper is an act on his shows he's actually a cool guy irl

@@echidna60 It is not an act, it just depends on the circumstances. If he is working in a real restaurant environment with regular employees, then he will not act like he does on a chat show and/or around other celebrities.

@@seanscanlon9067 No, it is an act, or an exaggeration for the cameras. I'm sure him cooking off camera he gets frustrated here and in there, but i hope you're not that naive not to know how reality show works.

gordon only gets mad when it comes to "professional cooks" and when it is time to work. but when it's chilling time, he's very goofy and makes lots of jokes lol. if u see one episode of kitchen nightmares UK and then one episode of kitchen nightmares US, u would understand that american producers only want yelling and drama, so gordon has to dial it up a tone.

Lol you just repeated what he said

Brilliant analogy

I thought there were 3 class clowns.

God damn I’m gonna miss this guy

It's funny because he's the biggest celebrity chef in history but it also makes sense because cooking was just something he fell back on when his sports career failed. Brilliant line.

"Norm, you're supposed to be following me!"

Seeing him in YT is already funny. Id imagine it was such a treat seeing him in persom

you know what? i had gotten into norm the past three years and didn't know he had died until this comment. 😭😭😭.

@@devarshraval4692 DEAD??? I didn't even know he was sick.

Wait do you know what Gordon said after ladies cook and what norm said when he’s like “I’ll tell you one thing I’m not eating this” or something? I’ve always been curious lol

Wow. Congrats

I miss him

Or so the Germans would have you believe

(They should have got Norm a sitcom). it's the best running joke in Adam Sandler movies. It's up there with (You can do it) and (Kevin James)

Norm is the best human.

Was*

T-T I thought you were one of those trolls. I really hoped that was true. Norm will be missed.

I was looking for this comment...what he did was super dangerous...I assume he was only inches from Gordon Ramsay’s hand

15 years since we lost Eddie Guerrero... One of the greatest, thinking of him can't help but make you smile ❤️ Miss you, Eddie 🙏 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓪 𝓛𝓪 𝓡𝓪𝔃𝓪

Yea, interesting how Gordon didn't comment on that, not even jokingly. He might have been a bit angry with Norm after that, i know i would've.. but he didn't want to go there on camera.

Honestly it probably isn't a great idea to give him a knife

Fun fact: this is just a staple joke for late night hosts. He never thought it wouldn't air.

@@ThatPianoNoob yeah that guy is dumb asf