July 13, 1999 Thanks!

First Actual Items I ever saw…so good to see again!

i remember watching this when it aired thanks!!

Thanks to everyone who dusted off their old VHS tapes. I finally got to see "Not Cool Zeus" again, as well as the "What Hurts More" channel, as well as some Frankenstein bits and the toilet robot malfunction. One bit I've been looking for was a William Shatner interview where he tells a story about Deforest Kelley's Dog and why Kelley gave him the silent treatment for two years.

You're very welcome.

same thing happened to me... my nail fell off D: crushed between a rock and a mountain side... but now it's the nail that grows the best

Lol, I didn't know they had been doing the actual items bit for so long. They're just so random! xD

@krazydude34 it's just a twist on jay leno's headlines, which completely ripped off letterman's small town news.

tracked and vaporized from space lmao

@conanfan33 more sausage fest vids please, they are hilarious

@juventus19851996 Dude, Leno is definitely ripping off Letterman, no argument, but Conan's basically mocking them both. This is essentially a "found humor bits are stupid" bit. That's why his are clearly made up, but they always say "you just can't make these up!" Also Conan did mention that other hosts do a similar bit.

Good god no one cares!