Conan Visits The American Girl Store

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Forget tea parties. Conan makes his own special American Girl Doll and shares an awkward, boozy lunch with it.
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@Willosophy 3 жыл бұрын

The waiter looks like a frat guy who worked there as a joke and just never quit because he actually enjoys it.

@justayoutubecommentator3059 3 жыл бұрын

It’s kinda cute bahaha

@justayoutubecommentator3059 3 жыл бұрын

It would make a great sitcom

@OOlympus 3 жыл бұрын

I would.go there just for him

@unbroken5885 3 жыл бұрын

He works there because he is a handsome man and makes bank in a girly place like this.

@nathancrossen2224 3 жыл бұрын

He's waiting for his own Agnes Schweitzhoffer.

@akhaiiro 9 жыл бұрын

I think that waiter deserves a round of applause, serious professionalism for that job

@TheCaptain008 9 жыл бұрын

Agreed, I'd buy that guy a beer. I would have lost complete composure as soon as the doll was throwing a fit in German. Too funny.

@lostkavalier 9 жыл бұрын

he wouldve got a large tip lol

@Blackrew 9 жыл бұрын

I agree. Plus his boss is right next to him

@andrewchen9642 9 жыл бұрын

BlackrewDigital i said that

@Blackrew 9 жыл бұрын

Andrew Chen Ok. I didn't see it.

@user-en3tx3zu3j 2 жыл бұрын

The German yelling and pounding on the table is absolute gold.

@BJ-bi9xv 2 жыл бұрын

That part is the freaking BEST 😭🤣!!!

@jesseslack2089 2 жыл бұрын

@@BJ-bi9xv Everytime it gets to that part I start dying!!

@kam0eb 2 жыл бұрын

Everything about this video is gold but especially as a German yeah agreed this scene was best hahaha

@MyFlightTV1 Жыл бұрын

Super funny! Loved that part. 😁

@kam0eb Жыл бұрын

@Dystopian Space Saga yeah I'm from West-Germany and no, I gotta tell you that this was one of these stereotypical germanic gibberish accents. We don't sound like shouting Nazis here (as portrayed in your shows mostly)

@NASkeywest Жыл бұрын

I love how passionate the manager is about protecting the innocence of the dolls.

@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 8 ай бұрын

He Moonlights, as the "protector" of Tiffany's Innocence. It ain't the first time Tiffany has said "Thanks, for Paying me."

@theprocrastinationartist 5 жыл бұрын

I love how this all started with an innocent interview then ended with a middle aged dad with drinking problems and an illegal daughter he adopted.

@faizans4537 5 жыл бұрын

The Procrastination Artist lol

@mattneal5257 4 жыл бұрын

The tour guide is clearly a little shaken by this experience

@mylesandres8201 4 жыл бұрын

The procrastination artist you may friend, is now one of my favorite people on the world😂😂

@HawkinaBox 4 жыл бұрын

I'm dead! XD

@colmphillips887 4 жыл бұрын

Hey , that’s his “play pattered “😂

@birdyad9688 4 жыл бұрын

When Agnes started screaming german 😂

@tretre3892 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 best part

@veolaperry7165 4 жыл бұрын

I died!

@scottmatheson2390 4 жыл бұрын

and banging her fist on the table like Hitler!

@antoncigur3727 4 жыл бұрын

I've lost it completely

@omalila7399 4 жыл бұрын

I can't get enough of watching it. I'm German, by the way. 😂

@AccessoriesAddict5528 3 жыл бұрын

"It was my daughter's birthday. I couldn't be there, I'm a celebrity." 😂😂😂

@gigglingboyinthebackground2902 3 жыл бұрын

"My agent told me my daughter named her doll something......."

@JaydevRaol 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@HaNamJa-1 4 ай бұрын

Dark comedy at its finest

@entorri 3 жыл бұрын

According to Conan himself, he was absolutely TRASHED while filming the meal portion. Rewatching it with that knowledge makes this 1000% better.

@manalkhalid2130 3 жыл бұрын

Where'd you find out?

@kittypwnz 3 жыл бұрын

@@manalkhalid2130 prolly bs. you can see he only has like half that glass of wine over the course of the bit.

@carlisias 3 жыл бұрын

@@manalkhalid2130 he mentioned it on an episode of Conan needs A Friend.

@gabrielcastrillon1837 3 жыл бұрын

the video where he confesses. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ibOIjMWnqN67nHk.html

@AccessoriesAddict5528 3 жыл бұрын

He says in that video: "You're gonna see me really trashed, talking to a doll."

@hansholbein1047 5 жыл бұрын

“Homicide really isnt part of Of Of OF OF OF our storyline”

@GlobeStan 4 жыл бұрын

Totally not a robot

@bendovahkiin8405 4 жыл бұрын

i bet he killed someone he looks like the guy in the movies who is afraid of germs and does the cleanest of killings

@elykspuz6596 4 жыл бұрын

@@bendovahkiin8405 it's not part of the dolls storylines. But it's HIS life.

@itzdenise9409 4 жыл бұрын

Its english

@ramlathers8182 4 жыл бұрын

meanwhile the dolls backstory involves rescuing her dad in the war of 1812!

@hey.... 4 жыл бұрын

“Schfeizhoffer?” “Schweizhoffer!” “Sfightshopper?” “SCHWEIZHOFFER”

@pennywang6461 4 жыл бұрын

Fwightoffle

@blackboy1604 4 жыл бұрын

Croxion 0 Damn it got another 119 likes a week after

@hey.... 4 жыл бұрын

black boy haven’t been on YT in a while. Didn’t expect so much likes.

@veronikawiesheu4182 4 жыл бұрын

It's Schweiz, it is a german word and means switzerland xD lol

@saintseiya2887 4 жыл бұрын

Agnes Schfiggtzhoffeer is Chucky long lost cousin😆😆🤣

@lucastyler7272 3 жыл бұрын

7:57 “Pay him to go away.” Seemed to give the manager a sincere laugh.

@meredumais4934 2 жыл бұрын

He’d have to be lobotomized not to lose it over that line 😂

@Eidlones Жыл бұрын

I dunno, his look right after that was like, "God... why did I agree to do this? He's making our service look stupid"

@brianmorton9419 Жыл бұрын

The way the manager reacts to Conan asks if Caroline kills anyone, it’s like she really did and they’ve been covering it up for 200 years

@nr1que 4 жыл бұрын

They should seriously make a movie about two teenage girls one from 1974 and one from 1934 going back in time to help a teenage girl from 1812 rescue her father

@WisteriaBerlitz 4 жыл бұрын

It'd be cool if they used the dolls like Team America

@brenobacci 4 жыл бұрын

It would be quite a short movie. Handgun. Movie over.

@yee8581 4 жыл бұрын

Netflix: write that down, write that down!!!

@janeiiy365 4 жыл бұрын

@@yee8581 true

@janeiiy365 4 жыл бұрын

@@brenobacci yeah but you know movies never take the easy route

@ChrisChew 4 жыл бұрын

5:46 “She afraid of butterflies, she was attacked by one in Germany before she fled”😂💀💀💀💀

@katebell1974 4 жыл бұрын

ChrisChew my favorite part 😂

@Ldr1999 4 жыл бұрын

It sounds def like me 🤣

@svge96 4 жыл бұрын

Hearing a word "butterfly" in german is already an attack

@dilara1916 4 жыл бұрын

As someone who lives in Germany, I can relate

@roscoejones4515 2 жыл бұрын

The store manager increasingly wishes corporate had not agreed to do this.

@stonewallperformance Жыл бұрын

Lmao what's most amazing about this skit is that the American Girl company actually approved this to air lol

@oceanallison5583 4 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling he wasn’t welcomed back

@scottmatheson2390 4 жыл бұрын

and Agnes was deported...

@kic8523 4 жыл бұрын

@@scottmatheson2390 To the nearest dumpster.

@moon_marina 4 жыл бұрын

asdfj O MY GOD I AM DYING RN

@linaa5341 4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@linaa5341 4 жыл бұрын

Kic852 how could you😑

@ardenmcr7974 4 жыл бұрын

This is essentially a ten-minute video of three grown men playing with a doll. Best ten minutes spent in my life.

@reflexionesdelabiblia6711 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@jesterjunio4653 4 жыл бұрын

9 mins

@brookebowers3529 4 жыл бұрын

this is so fabulous!

@Vanessa-cl3oz 4 жыл бұрын

Been on this train for almost 2 hours, and I can’t stop

@slappymckracken7935 4 жыл бұрын

"Best ten minutes spent in my life" okay well then that was the most depressing 10 seconds I've spent in mine.

@DF-kf8th 2 жыл бұрын

Waiter: “This is the cafe. This is where the magic happens guys.” Conan: “This is where people sit with dolls and eat.”

@ISBuckley8 Жыл бұрын

Conan making the doll a picky eater and easily irritated was honestly so relatable

@jennatandy6272 8 жыл бұрын

"It's time, you are one of the chosen" 😂

@holly2011 8 жыл бұрын

My fav part xD

@BLJtheYoutbeAddict 8 жыл бұрын

+Nova Star I lost my shit when I saw that part for the 1st time lol

@BLJtheYoutbeAddict 8 жыл бұрын

+Pyrofrosty No reference, I just found that part extremely funny lol

@HeyItsJoeB 8 жыл бұрын

+Pyrofrosty I thought my phone broke because it was all white..

@fatpowerful 8 жыл бұрын

that made me laugh harder than it should have.

@contramundum2.0paradigmshi10 5 жыл бұрын

"Because that doesn't happen when you're trying to rescue someone...during war."

@mattneal5257 4 жыл бұрын

Contra Mundum 2.0 [Paradigm Shift] I almost fell over at that line

@MichaelJMacIsaac 2 жыл бұрын

Revisiting after many years due to his recent retirement. This has aged like fine wine. Conan has that wonderful ability of satire where everyone, including the satirized, can laugh and not feel offended. He's always had a humble approach to show business and being a celebrity. Gonna miss his show as he was one of the best.

@adishripadiyar6438 2 жыл бұрын

I think he’s one of the few late night hosts that can adapt and evolve. Even with the end of thr late night show I think he’s expanding to doing soemthing more on HBO, that might pave the way

@tempota7792 2 жыл бұрын

Sad about his long time show, as it was a pillar, be it with the NYC NBC flavor, or the LA TBS flavor. But here's to what gets me real excited: now he has the undivided energy and time to pursue what I'm sure is all of our favorite thing: Conan on remotes, especially Conan Without Borders. That would make TV instantly watchable again for me, no questions asked. Btw, wasn't CWB a series on Netflix already?

@user-fe8gx3ie5v 2 жыл бұрын

He's not retired. He's just doing different shows.

@yvonneshanson1525 Жыл бұрын

Did Conan retire.??!..😲😫

@user-fe8gx3ie5v Жыл бұрын

@@yvonneshanson1525 No, he still makes content.

@parisye1337 Жыл бұрын

Conan said in an interview that during this remote he accidentally got actually drunk (which is super rare for him) which honestly explains a lot about how this video went

@Gwitty778 4 жыл бұрын

Everybody gangsta until the dolls start movin.

@cloudstriker3972 4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH

@DK19998 4 жыл бұрын

And speak nazi

@wormonstring4258 4 жыл бұрын

everyone gansta till jah starts talking 😳

@spdadventurer1754 4 жыл бұрын

best comment award😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

@Gabrosoft 4 жыл бұрын

i snorted

@hussain4251 5 жыл бұрын

When agnus starts yelling in german ... i can't i can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@teresaf.2638 5 жыл бұрын

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@Hwan.421 5 жыл бұрын

Josh A. Did nazi that coming.

@charles4006 5 жыл бұрын

@@Hwan.421 LMFAOOOOOOO. That was a good one.

@merlinious01 5 жыл бұрын

I only took German 1, only picked out a few words. Anyone got a translation.

@jancdrk 5 жыл бұрын

@@merlinious01 well I'm German and the only thing I understood was "something something, Schnitzel, something something, Glaubens- (2nd part of word missing), something something". So not really anything to be translated haha

@RandallFrequentFlyerFlagg Жыл бұрын

“I was in Gstaad skiing with Bono.” That line is absolute comedy gold. I actually used that line once to explain my absence.

@just-tess Жыл бұрын

or according to the subs, "it was it my daughter's birthday I couldn't be there on the celebrity there's God skiing with Bono"

@cillobillo1059 Жыл бұрын

I love it when the store manager not only instantly flies to the word “homicide”, but does a neck slashing motion to tell Conan to quit it with the killing stuff.

@littleplant_ 5 жыл бұрын

"Did the dad actually leave town to find work or did he find someone else?" Employee: **gets slightly triggered**

@caitlyn86 5 жыл бұрын

he got flashbacks

@user-lv6sm7rx6y 5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@idkiactuallydontknow8000 5 жыл бұрын

they were about to explode of laughter at the food table 😂😂

@ahyaahya2447 5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@PrincessP1999 5 жыл бұрын

@@caitlyn86 LOL

@thomasinlockwood_ 7 жыл бұрын

The waiter really tries lol poor guy. He's a good sport

@JustNatax3 7 жыл бұрын

Thomasin Lockwood "poor guy"? I'm 100% sure he knows it's a joke and is acting just like he is. Don't pity him lol

@thomasinlockwood_ 7 жыл бұрын

Nati Whatever of course, but I still feel sympathy. It's like when you see a play and are moved emotionally by actors :)

@connah117 7 жыл бұрын

Thomasin I'm trying to binge watch Conan videos....I don't need you staring at me from the bottom of the screen :P

@thomasinlockwood_ 7 жыл бұрын

Connah Andrews LOL hello friend! :) I didn't know you liked Conan too!

@77derya77 7 жыл бұрын

I felt very sorry for him

@ladychips 3 жыл бұрын

it's always interesting when Conan hangs out with someone who's really serious and professional about the job. The interaction is always something else

@user-kz5vh4it5k 3 жыл бұрын

gosh dude, about a year ago youtube wouldn't stop recommending me this. I knew who Conan was but I'd never watched his show or anything. at some point I just clicked on the video to satisfy KZfaq's algorithm because my god it was always in my recommended. that threw me down the Conan rabbithole and now I'm a huge fan. so thanks youtube, I guess

@BloodylocksBathory 4 жыл бұрын

Thing is Conan's behavior at the table is probably similar to a lot of self entitled kids who show up in the cafe, so the server is probably used to this. XD

@Bread-jf5do 4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the server is actually part of Conan's staff and put on the uniform for the bit. I know at least some of them are.

@tannernewbanks5961 4 жыл бұрын

I’m your thousandth. Be happy.

@erickchajon5049 4 жыл бұрын

@@Bread-jf5do nah the guy actually works there he's an actor on the side tho it's LA

@mariomanosalvas8527 4 жыл бұрын

@@erickchajon5049 if exposure is what that waiter wanted exposure is what he got. 10,219,170.00 views

@amandat77 4 жыл бұрын

@Mephianse81 8 жыл бұрын

The german screaming, omg gets me everytime

@JulesD92 8 жыл бұрын

sounds not german at all but funny as hell

@Mephianse81 8 жыл бұрын

obviously a imitation

@ToolsOfDead 7 жыл бұрын

what german ?

@FacheChanteDeux 7 жыл бұрын

I have tears streaming down my face. I have not laughed that hard in years.

@JulesD92 7 жыл бұрын

+robert r completely unnecessary

@frankie3987 Жыл бұрын

I always use that "pay him to go away" line whenever I'm stuck in a situation with an annoying person.

@MissJoy16 Жыл бұрын

🤣

@CaseyBlizzard 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the manager was trying to hold in his laugh whenever Conan made the doll shout belligerently LOL

@ramlathers8182 4 жыл бұрын

I love it when Conan gets irritated because they aren't pronouncing his doll's bizarre German name properly,

@pokoirlyase5931 4 жыл бұрын

SCHWARZHOFER!!!!

@puppycattango 4 жыл бұрын

Pokoirl YaSe SCHVITZHOFER

@Smurez 4 жыл бұрын

It probably would be "Schweizhofer", at least this could actually be a last name. The waiter pronounced it good, atleast at good as conan

@BlackWarriorsFA 4 жыл бұрын

Schweizhafer is what he says.

@vivijawhar5234 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s like The Whole point

@iHeartTaylorS1 8 жыл бұрын

The manager hates Conan

@krist8362 8 жыл бұрын

+Miranda Luu lol yup id say so

@krist8362 8 жыл бұрын

+Miranda Luu lol yup id say so

@LotusInitiate72 8 жыл бұрын

+Miranda Luu the waiter hates him

@hijgjjdkygbjhguftiyuuyyu2206 8 жыл бұрын

everyone hates conan

@suzawilo 8 жыл бұрын

+RedLotus Assassin I think the men take their jobs way too seriously. I mean they're grown men working for a toy brand, lighten up.

@pegah_di 3 жыл бұрын

That doll store was the creepiest rich people's thing I have ever seen.

@pauvretori 3 жыл бұрын

How are they creepy????,

@xxx_mia_xxxx_renexxx5873 3 жыл бұрын

@@pauvretori it’s because there’s just dolls standing every were and some people are scared of dolls

@davidwaters8902 3 жыл бұрын

I've been. They actually put food in front of the doll at the table with a straight face. And all these male waiters wearing these hot pink aprons. It's definitely an experience.

@foreversundolls4917 2 жыл бұрын

Well that’s your opinion, I like American girl dolls and they aren’t creepy

@georgethornburg9259 2 жыл бұрын

Yea, maybe that would fall under the category of creepy.

@NoellaScott 2 жыл бұрын

We really needed to explore more of Conan's play patterns

@victoriablack422 5 жыл бұрын

The guy giving him a tour was soooo annoyed 😂 But the waiter was awesome

@bobbelcher678 5 жыл бұрын

I heard he is part of the Conan stuff out in to make it a bit more fun

@dollsNcats 5 жыл бұрын

happy feet he prob sees so crap lol and then got stuck with this 😂😂😂

@saifqasem8998 5 жыл бұрын

It is because the waiter is the one who deal with kids

@laurelcook9078 5 жыл бұрын

Victoria black nah, they get tipped

@philippinevlogsandgamingpl7671 5 жыл бұрын

the waiter was an actor and doesn't really work at the store. Tiffany is an actress as well.

@adudewatchingyoutubevids 4 жыл бұрын

I love how increasingly frustrated the store manager becomes

@lesliepropheter5040 4 жыл бұрын

Plenty of takes I'm sure they were there all day. What a strange job for these two grown men to have, gotta be a back story there.

@goofygrandlouis6296 3 жыл бұрын

@@lesliepropheter5040 haha

@goofygrandlouis6296 3 жыл бұрын

@@lesliepropheter5040 A "back" story indeed..

@fia7763 3 жыл бұрын

@@lesliepropheter5040 they probably have daughters or nieces. employees get a discount on playsets and dolls.

@EgonSupreme 3 жыл бұрын

@@lesliepropheter5040 I think the backstory might be "they needed a job." It usually is.

@Austroid 3 жыл бұрын

When Agnes started angrily slamming the table! 🤣💀

@cutiepie9419 3 жыл бұрын

This was one of the first Conan videos I ever watched and I couldn't believe how I had never heard of this gem. He is so incredibly funny and from all the videos I've seen of him, he is absolutely amazing, he's what I call a real comedian, he makes jokes on the spot, keeps the jokes respectable when needed, and plus he never fails to make me laugh!

@tempota7792 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, his remotes are the peak of TV for me. It would be a very sad day should KZfaq ever deletes/loses his vids on remote.

@cliveconrad6460 4 жыл бұрын

It must be so awkward doing that in front of people who aren’t laughing at all, meanwhile everyone loves it on KZfaq. Just imagine making all the little voices and having people stand there straight faced.

@akamego 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure they’re told to stay as calm & collected as possible. Conan is funnier with a straight man or two.

@jononeil4466 3 жыл бұрын

Would have to be watching with your eyes closed to say they weren't laughing at all

@chromatica892 3 жыл бұрын

His team would be laughing tho

@pokaay3163 3 жыл бұрын

Well, he did get there by just being the funniest he can be- if a couple people along the way aren’t reciprocating I doubt he’d be too discouraged considering where he is.

@cliveconrad6460 3 жыл бұрын

@@pokaay3163 well yeah, Conan seems fine and reasonably so, but it still must be awkward no matter how he got there. Not discouraged as he still has an audience that loves it but just strange at times.

@DeadlyNyghtShayde 4 жыл бұрын

"And her activities are suspicious." *Zooms in on that vacant half smile*

@guest0407 4 жыл бұрын

This comment made me laugh as much as the original joke.

@alexios9848 2 жыл бұрын

I lost it when he moved the head of the doll while speaking german and then the angry beating on the table 😂😂

@gisforhungry 2 жыл бұрын

This video was from 7 years ago and we still love it. Conan is timeless.

@flowerpersonminianer1553 7 жыл бұрын

They've gotta get the parents drunk so they feel more inclined to buy a $115 doll for their children

@FortisOne 7 жыл бұрын

Omg

@xboxgamer8359 7 жыл бұрын

Shots anyone?

@thebigmoosy9706 7 жыл бұрын

Francine would say: "SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!!

@tracyqin7589 7 жыл бұрын

Trent Boyett Where's the Clorox?

@amilahmic6447 7 жыл бұрын

Flowerperson Minianer 1000th like

@ninamercado4064 4 жыл бұрын

The way they all fled to catch the doll when it almost fell like she's real

@theweirdoag2277 3 жыл бұрын

Trust me after spending a 100 dollars on the doll she feels real (I’m saying this purely as a joke not to be snippy.)

@chelsealopez8641 3 жыл бұрын

I instinctually move to catch my dolls, especially after I just brushed their hair

@marleycopeland9850 3 жыл бұрын

I just came to the comments looking for this exact comment.

@clockworkNate 3 жыл бұрын

@@theweirdoag2277 Username checks out... lol

@fossilizedwater6693 2 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure everyone who works there lost their daughter

@indianajones575 2 жыл бұрын

The best part is when she started slamming the table and screaming in German 😂

@lou5368 2 жыл бұрын

DAMN, that doll just became so alive. That was so brilliant, every interaction with the waiter.

@stop08it 2 жыл бұрын

yeah it's incredibly how he brought her to life, his mind is funny and imaginative

@xdd560 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being like a seven year old girl and in the next room you hear Conan O'Brien yelling about chicken to a doll.

@lebbo88 2 жыл бұрын

And then yelling fake German in a high voice.

@richamathur5039 2 жыл бұрын

@@lebbo88 you

@BareBandSubscription 2 жыл бұрын

I already imagine this on a weekly basis.

@mediocreman2 Жыл бұрын

They did this sketch when there were no customers around. Probably just before opening hours.

@olg06 Жыл бұрын

Ironically the story lines of these AG books are more traumatizing than that.

@inuyasha1014 4 жыл бұрын

Conan slowly descends into madness for 9 minutes straight

@1rickopotamus 3 жыл бұрын

It's a thing of beauty

@faisalhaniff 2 жыл бұрын

And I'm here for it

@AdmiralWinfrey Жыл бұрын

And he'll do it again tomorrow

@eee_inn2658 Жыл бұрын

I think that might be every remote segment and I love it

@debrachambers1304 Жыл бұрын

Descends?

@WavyFBaby 5 ай бұрын

06:27 that’s why no one can beat Conan. That German with the hand slam would never have been thought of by anyone else 😂😂😂

@McCrapweasel 6 ай бұрын

The waiter. Even at such an asinine job, with a total goofball at the table, he maintained perfect professionalism. Bravo, sir.

@oliviawinkler6684 7 жыл бұрын

I PISSED MYSELF WHEN THE DOLL STARTED TO YELL IN GERMAN 😂😂😂

@hamzaa6000 7 жыл бұрын

Olivia Wink Ummm I'm pretty sure the doll screamed in German... but hey, I agree, it was still funny

@saeedvazirian 7 жыл бұрын

Like a nuremberg speech?

@captainx-raygaming7287 5 жыл бұрын

He started banging her hand down

@ByronVoogt 5 жыл бұрын

Seriously.... every time I need a good laugh, I play this video and skip right to that part. Gets me every time.

@thesprawl2361 5 жыл бұрын

I just laughed, but each to their own.

@Wolf6119 6 жыл бұрын

"Can you do something for the doll so that it looks more like... *Mother?* "

@aliakbari5865 5 жыл бұрын

Mike Pence's special request

@BiiMesiah 5 жыл бұрын

@skabsjhajajvsj9922 5 жыл бұрын

Wolf6120 yrdkgdvv

@nivednewalit8117 5 жыл бұрын

Wolf6120 I see you in the comment section in all the blind wave videos.

@peggie7126 5 жыл бұрын

@@aliakbari5865 I love it!!!!

@flowersafeheart 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh, that waiter is just purely serious professionalism as if Conan is some sort of fancy VIP child.

@CanadianAmerican 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of my all-time favorite clips. Conan has enough confidence and humility to act as silly as he wants to, even when others around him don't have a sense of humor - Ha!

@jiminybillybob4148 8 жыл бұрын

I just have a huge feeling that Conan is banned from stores, especially this one lol

@Kicksno1fan 8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jkl799 7 жыл бұрын

They seem in on the joke. I've seen some of his skits that the store/people aren't happy about it. ;)

@YouGetThePicture_08 7 жыл бұрын

me too XD

@melblue6293 7 жыл бұрын

Constipated Turd 😂😂😂😂 ik

@alphalax7240 7 жыл бұрын

Do you find the vicodin joke funny Dr.House?

@AustinBOSSton 9 жыл бұрын

Can we please give this waiter the biggest raise ever? If he hasn't already quit to pursue his future career as the Riddler?

@nuccidesu 9 жыл бұрын

Austin Smith Seriously, this waiter is GOOD

@brianfowle3172 8 жыл бұрын

He is the riddler

@Okeydonkey 8 жыл бұрын

Brian Fowle and Agnes is ScarFace with conan as the ventriloquist

@ChoctawNawtic4 8 жыл бұрын

+Austin Smith He's probably an actor. Anyone who knows anything about LA knows a lot of out of work actors are waiters.

@JoRoWi83 8 жыл бұрын

+ChoctawNawtic Ding Ding ding

@solidkingcobra 2 жыл бұрын

Conan getting shietfaced at American Girl Doll Store is the best shiet ever.

@antoncigur3727 2 жыл бұрын

I love how everyone is looking at Agnes when Conan starts speaking in german accent, like if she was alive.

@PwnergysTech 5 жыл бұрын

The way they all reached for Agnus when she was falling off the table absolutely KILLED me 😂

@isabellaconnery9365 4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hideroa HAHA I JUST SAW THAT PARTTTRT

@antoncigur3727 4 жыл бұрын

It is AGNES!

@dani-xw3lc 3 жыл бұрын

7:54

@Pscyllehr 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahah me too

@just-tess Жыл бұрын

@@antoncigur3727 not according to the magazine cover at the end!

@Caseyroseyx 6 жыл бұрын

"I call this how girls treated me in elementary school....all backs turned" 😂

@heartpursuer 5 жыл бұрын

AND holding hands with each other. Double-rejection. 😂

@Zeckmon3 5 жыл бұрын

Caseyroseyx I read this the same as the part when Conan said that xD

@sugasweet5704 5 жыл бұрын

Caseyroseyx 😂😂😂😂😂

@mr.q337 5 жыл бұрын

RELATABLE =)))

@UnwaveringBackBone 5 жыл бұрын

Best line

@jennyschroeder1717 3 жыл бұрын

I sadly was never allowed to get one because my mom thought all the clothes and items were too expensive and didn’t want to get me started just to get nothing else but the doll. Honestly all I ever wanted was the doll. Molly was my favorite and I read all her books and just wanted her. Finally bought her myself when I turned 23.

@marlaacolee 3 жыл бұрын

Girl I’m 16 and just got mine down from the attic, I bought my dream doll earlier too

@rainbowgirlism 3 жыл бұрын

So glad you got her!

@mandy785 3 жыл бұрын

Same. I always wanted one too. I loved Addy.

@JackChiefton 2 жыл бұрын

Damn, that’s sad. Makes me wanna cry actually.

@TheBlueberryymuffin 3 ай бұрын

My mom got the Canadian version for $10 at Goodwill. It had tonnes of clothes and accessories with it

@BJ-bi9xv 2 жыл бұрын

@2:30… Guy: "Homicide isn't part of the American Girl Doll story" Conan: "YEAH, cause that doesn't happen when you are trying rescue someone… during WAR!!!" 😂😂😂!!!!!!

@kingmortz 4 жыл бұрын

"You're in Los Angeles. In Hollywood everyone's age goes down" - immediate sincere laugh from both gentlemen :D

@williamchandler2558 2 жыл бұрын

That's funny

@jacobwilliams6856 2 жыл бұрын

They're trying not to laugh lol.

@JaydevRaol 2 жыл бұрын

😁

@Babigh0ulll 5 жыл бұрын

"She entered the United States illegally" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SoulKingBK 5 жыл бұрын

Pixel Pxerella guess they’re gonna put her in a cage.

@tonyh7119 5 жыл бұрын

@@SoulKingBK hopefully

@pavel22100 5 жыл бұрын

We know he said that, we watched the same clip pleb

@user-lv6sm7rx6y 5 жыл бұрын

😂 lol

@jessicawyatt1412 5 жыл бұрын

Gotta love Agnes🤘

@Dknyj6891 2 жыл бұрын

“It’s time. You are one of the chosen.” - When you get sucked into a Conan remote binge.

@jamesbyronmusic9843 Ай бұрын

“It is time. You are one of the chosen.”😅

@MG-np6wh 5 жыл бұрын

"Oh my god, you worked in Guantanamo!" HAHAHAHA

@aisyhudson3676 4 жыл бұрын

What is that really?

@PoemJunkie 4 жыл бұрын

Aisy Hudson basically he’s implying the waiter is torturing him.

@Digitalhunny 4 жыл бұрын

"Pay him to go away!" BWAHAHAHAHA 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@brenobacci 4 жыл бұрын

@@Digitalhunny Like I said above, Agnes is a major bitch. Not a fan of riddles, either.

@naibunuuni 7 жыл бұрын

"I'd like a doll with some skin damage and one who's prone to depression" xD

@ExploreLin10 2 жыл бұрын

Every time I'm feeling sad about anything in my life, I search this video. Thank you Conan for doing this, I laugh just as hard as the first time I've seen it, and I'm now showing it to my daughter, and now we laugh together. Love this video 😅😂🖤

@tsuba14 2 жыл бұрын

this is comedy gold. the fact that kimmel and fallon have shows is just criminal.

@ryn_eckert 7 жыл бұрын

Conan is the funniest living talk show host. No one can tell me otherwise.

@rohitparthasarathy6551 7 жыл бұрын

Katie Dunlap indeed

@iamironclaw 7 жыл бұрын

IMO, Craig Ferguson is way funnier in every way. Just too bad he stopped doing his talk show... so in a way you are right.

@ryn_eckert 7 жыл бұрын

***** I definitely see what you mean. Craig is hilarious, but Conan's style appeals to me more if you know what I mean.

@hismom5600 7 жыл бұрын

Katie Dunlap agreed

@nikolai3345 7 жыл бұрын

Brianda Pondexter A

@aliensondope789 4 жыл бұрын

Her backstory: She was attacked by butterflies in Germany.

@domzzcardzz7985 3 жыл бұрын

Before the flood

@adithyanvinod8342 3 жыл бұрын

AND was daughter of heitiler

@user-mj8gv8pl7v 3 жыл бұрын

Got shot by soviet

@judgeholden9942 2 жыл бұрын

Sie hat Krieg mit Schmetterling im Deutschland

@SurajGupta_3D 2 жыл бұрын

@@adithyanvinod8342 naye naye naye naye naye naye naye naye naye naye

@ninelivesisnotenough9320 2 жыл бұрын

I love how full on Conan is and doesn’t even care! 😂 Everyone should be like Conan.

@joeybaddog398 2 жыл бұрын

Conan has a vivid imagination and seemed to really enjoy playing with the dolls :) I wonder if he bought any after the shoot

@caseyadelaide1370 5 жыл бұрын

You can tell the waiter is living in LA to pursue his childhood dream of being Channing Tatum and is now working at the American girl restaurant

@bumblebeebrass164 5 жыл бұрын

KC Couture hahahahaha

@daggettooo 5 жыл бұрын

To quote him: „Absolutely!“ 😂

@user-lv6sm7rx6y 5 жыл бұрын

Lol Hahahaha

@mandaleigh5249 5 жыл бұрын

lol right?! I feel so bad for him! Haha

@davidtang4462 5 жыл бұрын

He got to be Joey Tribbiani!!

@itskevbruh84 4 жыл бұрын

The doll screaming in german killed me

@brianramirez4638 4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@cherryitzyy8355 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't understand anything lol and I am german

@justanotheruser2611 4 жыл бұрын

memesarelife༄ you mean you couldn’t understand what the doll was saying?

@cherryitzyy8355 4 жыл бұрын

orangesoda ツ yeah

@MsB1r2i3a4n5 4 жыл бұрын

orangesoda ツ of course he couldnt understand it . Conan made that up

@drunkenmasterii3250 2 жыл бұрын

The manager face going through all sort of emotions is one of the best thing about this video.

@karadillon7200 4 жыл бұрын

Agnes- “HES MARRIED!!!” Conan- “shut up.” Agnes- “You make me sick” ✋😭

@skimshady510 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the doll becomes an outlet for Conan's inner voice. "Beg him to go away"

@afiqueamirule5772 3 жыл бұрын

Kara you're in a magazine cover wow you deserve it cutie 😚

@loretita06 3 жыл бұрын

The fact my name is Agnes 😆😆🤣🤣🤣

@dank_frank2580 2 жыл бұрын

@@loretita06 is your last name also Schfeizhoffer?

@loretita06 2 жыл бұрын

@@dank_frank2580 XD I WISH

@CHIZ4 5 жыл бұрын

when the hand starts pounding the table wit the german gibberish i lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@zgSH4DOW 5 жыл бұрын

I dont think she was pounding the table...

@mattneal5257 4 жыл бұрын

Me too. The manager did not seem to enjoy any of it sadly

@TakezoLFC 4 жыл бұрын

Matt Neal he cracked a smile tho

@gabbidurham 3 жыл бұрын

7:01 *the amount of antidepressants in my system*

@albertofernandez4701 3 жыл бұрын

Bartender: "This is the cafe, this is where the magic happens, guys" Conan: "This where people sit with dolls and eat" 😂😂😂

@Sam-fw3xb 4 жыл бұрын

How girls treated me in Elementary School 😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️

@brenobacci 4 жыл бұрын

Good point. There's so many funny things on this video you almost forget that part on the beginning. "That didn't work" - LMAO.

@azuresa5356 4 жыл бұрын

Loved that line XD

@sandrsofias 8 жыл бұрын

That Bill Cosby joke is a little too real now.... 0:50

@crystalgodess2295 8 жыл бұрын

@bye230 8 жыл бұрын

Why? It's a sweater...

@ShadoWolfxNinja 8 жыл бұрын

+Ari Ed In a store. For kids.

@TheBunnylover500 8 жыл бұрын

Yea....

@z3idd 8 жыл бұрын

+Fade Senpai so what. he didn't rape kids

@onion6703 2 жыл бұрын

“Smile my shine, my window pane, frown at me and down comes my rain.” Conan face palms, “Oh my god, you worked at Guantanamo”

@thomasstone3480 Жыл бұрын

damn the bit where he hits on tiffany landed weird at first but him having the doll scream that he's married redeemed it lmao

@GoddoDoggo Жыл бұрын

One of Conan's running jokes is pathetically "flirting" with people and being turned down or humiliated for being weird. He's not actually like that, and everyone involved knows it's just a bit.

@thomasstone3480 Жыл бұрын

@@GoddoDoggo yeah i know it's been ongoing at least since the rebecca romjin bit but it lands weird when it's just some rando employee and not a celebrity again tho i think it pays off well with the followup

@essiethehippiechild 5 жыл бұрын

Those poor people 😂🙈 They genuinely looked pissed and annoyed.

@KronStaro 5 жыл бұрын

its all scripted improv, they are told in advance what Conan will be doing.

@essiethehippiechild 5 жыл бұрын

@@KronStaro Then those people are good actors 😂 They looked pissed

@Miumiu0404 5 жыл бұрын

They’re taking it too seriously 😂

@mrbroccholi 5 жыл бұрын

They may know how he's gonna act, still they're highly annoyed and that's awesome

@eolsunder 4 жыл бұрын

They are grownups making up stories about a bunch of dolls, with play hospitals and cafe's, so yes they are a bit weird. The ones that looked annoyed really are annoyed that someone jumped into their doll fantasy world. And on a side note.. TIFFANY! wowzers...

@gmmg8734 5 жыл бұрын

*What goes up but never goes down?* "Um I would say that's a 1990's view of the real-estate market." XD

@qeorqie8843 5 жыл бұрын

*bUt iTs FrEe rEaL eStAtE*

@cookiemonster6594 5 жыл бұрын

The fact he thinks of this stuff on the spot is absurd

@nbtstan3198 5 жыл бұрын

My answer was depression. I need help.

@touchyissues799 5 жыл бұрын

That should be the slogan for Viagra.

@Soloman_Gumball 5 жыл бұрын

@@nbtstan3198 The real answer is just as depressing, your age.

@Mynameistyshawn 8 ай бұрын

Love when he makes the “ I’m a celebrity “ bits “ becAuse I’m rich “ bits and makes jokes out of those people when actually being one of those people is funny!!! 😂😂😂😂

@faitht2658 3 жыл бұрын

I come back to this video at least a couple times a year. Conan is a gem.

@AleynaSeymen 8 жыл бұрын

i laughed so much when he started making her talk german and when she was about to fall down her chair lol and when he said youre in la , everyones age goes down in here

@halidg1079 8 жыл бұрын

You just mentioned every moment of the video lol

@jadatoav 8 жыл бұрын

+AleynaSeymen ... more funny.

@randolphtorres1028 6 жыл бұрын

Aleyna

@tikiavelazquez598 6 жыл бұрын

I lost it when the doll was about to fall off the chair and they three of them went to get her