Zach Galifianakis Is Addicted To Cold Turkey - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"

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(Original airdate: 11/21/01) When Zach Galifianakis says he’s quitting cold turkey, he literally means he's addicted to cold turkey. Watch more classic clips @ conanclassic.com.

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@clintschroeder5717 8 ай бұрын

"just allow me to talk" while glaring at the audience

@fattdamon1980 3 жыл бұрын

Live at the purple onion is one of the best standup specials ever.

@madLphnt 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@notlobparrot3057 3 жыл бұрын

Hell yes

@BeezowDoodooZopittybop-bop-bop 3 жыл бұрын

That special haunts me in the best way to this day

@ernier4592 3 жыл бұрын

“I almost got Kangaroo Jack..”

@ethanaleman 3 жыл бұрын

Is it on netflix?

@vincevvn 3 жыл бұрын

Zach: I went to the store Audience: 😂😂😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌

@goldwincs 3 жыл бұрын

I wish he'd make another stand up special. One is not enough.

@studentism Жыл бұрын

there's the Comedy Central one, Live at the Purple Onion, and bits from the Comedians of Comedy

@DippyHippie Жыл бұрын

@@studentism THANK YOU!

@DanFlashes99 3 жыл бұрын

some pretty legit new age piano playing

@wrenlinwhitelight3007 3 жыл бұрын

Zach actually made the piano a comedy prop. Legend man, him and Mitch Hedberg are my all-time favorites. 🙂

@redwolfe7049 3 жыл бұрын

Mitch Hedberg was the man. I listen to his stuff all the time.

@jakevendrotti1496 Жыл бұрын

Victor Borge did that long before, and others before him no doubt. But it's always impressive when done well, yes.

@TheCornBanana 9 ай бұрын

Im glad they did all those camera switch fades

@Rav2277 3 жыл бұрын

The Simpleton Southern Lady became Marty Huggins in the campaign...funny to see where a character idea starts from

@kevinalexpeek4020 3 жыл бұрын

I loved his show on VH1, he did this in his monologs

@flala2261 3 жыл бұрын

*Handsome.*

@EveForbiddenFruit 3 жыл бұрын

That Hong Kong joke would be pretty controversial in Hong Kong

@hr6334 3 жыл бұрын

Lookin good Zach 😍

@elisabethmsaavedra3765 3 жыл бұрын

Handsome

@HiNinqi 3 жыл бұрын

Right!

@THETRUTH-2P987 9 ай бұрын

Behind every comedian is a serious artist

@sophiaflagg4259 3 жыл бұрын

Zach looks great ok Zadddy

@MarayaGavin5839 3 жыл бұрын

His hair 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣 he is hilarious I love Zach 😂🤣😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

@DrAbhishekSomkuwar8717 3 жыл бұрын

How could he have a straight face while saying such hilarious jokes, he's quick witted and brilliant. Edit - when I said he's quick witted, I meant he's quick witted in general, not in this pre prepared routine segment

@CheefChaos 3 жыл бұрын

It's called practice, a stand up routine takes time and is performed in front of many crowds in order to get the timing and delivery correct.

@thedude4672 3 жыл бұрын

Settle down.

@vincevvn 3 жыл бұрын

I’m not sure doing a pre practice routine qualifies as quick witted but ok

@mooseandspade6251 3 жыл бұрын

he may be brilliant but a clever routine does not mean he's quick witted. Even Shakespeare may or may not have been quick witted. Witty, certainly, but that's not the same thing as quick witted.

@DippyHippie Жыл бұрын

Zack G. Is a genius! Between two ferns saved me from suicide!

@leobender2910 9 ай бұрын

I never realised Zack was handsome.

@MatiasGeraldoThe2nd 3 жыл бұрын

He is just so truly great.

@crckbaby5 3 жыл бұрын

zach was n is handsome ☺️

@wadestewart5504 3 жыл бұрын

Zach is awesome!

@aaryanbhardwaj5293 3 жыл бұрын

'welcome to another edition of between two ferns, I'm your host Zack Galifianakis' - Zack Galifianakis

@madisonrose1893 3 жыл бұрын

love that show XD

@closebutnope4978 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he plays piano so they don't edit things out like Demetri Martin does with his guitar

@justinhinsey4093 3 жыл бұрын

It can also help the performer with nerves. And help with the pacing

@bigredcotter 2 жыл бұрын

That sounds familiar but do you remember where Demetri talked about that? Maybe with Maron?

@kshitijkhandelwal1500 3 жыл бұрын

he's the best

@myk785 3 жыл бұрын

Zach Galifianakis is awesome!

@loosingmymemory7 2 жыл бұрын

I just watched for the turkey cold cuts, and don't forget the gravy!

@Jumahnji 3 жыл бұрын

@youandthemankind.2712 3 жыл бұрын

we like high status people. He is relaxed, thus we know he is of high status. Thats why we like him.

@mooseandspade6251 3 жыл бұрын

what

@youandthemankind.2712 3 жыл бұрын

@@mooseandspade6251 We do like any jokes of high status people, funny jokes or not, we laugh. We like everything they do. Humans who didnt like high-status-humans didnt survive during the evolution.

@hobohabsburg8447 3 жыл бұрын

@@youandthemankind.2712 hmm yes, very cultured and wise you are

@youandthemankind.2712 3 жыл бұрын

@@hobohabsburg8447 sweet.

@toad4ever103 9 ай бұрын

He's weird. I like him.

@jpolis6133 10 ай бұрын

😂 he can't help being funny ❤

@matthewgriffith7302 5 ай бұрын

In Scrabble, it’s also worth a buttload of points.

@travisinthetrunk 3 жыл бұрын

This guy’s pretty funny. He’s going places.

@akumamishima5686 3 жыл бұрын

ur not funny and not going places so the universe has balanced itself out. great comment tho YT needs more of these!

@joseapsantos3633 3 жыл бұрын

Boa tarde, esse cara, divertido e muito bom. Adorei o vídeo.

@mountaindew3201 3 жыл бұрын

He’s the king of Netflix. If you know what I mean.

@patreekotime4578 3 жыл бұрын

Its amazing to me that 20 years later so many people still dont "get" Zach. Hes flexing super hard here. But its done so well that people are like "meh, lame jokes". Lol, yes, he KNOWS the jokes are lame. WE know the jokes are lame. But he just performed them AND piano flawlessly with a completely straight face while appearing bored. Do yall not get how insanely difficult this is? Or is everyone just so spoiled by fake TV BS these days we dont appreciate how difficult real performance is?

@IIGhost807II 3 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one that doesn't think they're lame tho?

@patreekotime4578 3 жыл бұрын

@@IIGhost807II they are good and lame at the same time... Mitch Hedberg style!

@Song 3 жыл бұрын

GOAT comedian

@kabarwonosobo906 3 жыл бұрын

he reminds me to Iron n wine

@DrawRedLion 3 жыл бұрын

Channel dedicated to drawing.. "Drawing is my passion, not a gift"

@ethanaleman 3 жыл бұрын

YOU KNOW WHO HAS A REALLY GOOD CHINA TOWN?...HONG KONG

@marinakaye8284 10 ай бұрын

You'll never guess...just ate some cold turkey. True story!

@mathi9084 Жыл бұрын

More like a SIT DOWN comedian, actually.

@bassic5527 3 жыл бұрын

Pee on life until it gives you lemons

@ElJubranco 10 ай бұрын

Some comedians are hilarious others are geniuses.

@dylanmeadows7061 3 жыл бұрын

Cold turkey makes me to sleepy to do heroin.

@mneal713 3 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain the “rented a Tom Green movie last night” joke?

@michaelkelly1588 3 жыл бұрын

He got it from the public library

@constancehaisma-kwok2442 3 жыл бұрын

No one else wants it - he has 5 months to return it.

@natnatluv 3 жыл бұрын

Tom Green sucks. There's no demand for the movie back

@deana2487 3 жыл бұрын

Tom Green references? Hey Team Coco, post the Abbot and Costello sketch next!

@kathleenosborne6931 3 жыл бұрын

Just allow me to talk

@prakhar369 3 жыл бұрын

giving some bo burnham vibes

@saevarito 3 жыл бұрын

It's like all of 'what.' was based on this set.

@charlietuffier-mancini3515 3 жыл бұрын

I know that I am commenting on the wrong video, but why has The sound of silence by disturbed been removed from the channel?

@zombiezombie3697 3 жыл бұрын

That was good

@YummyBaer 2 жыл бұрын

He was so young here. Let’s see. 2001? He must be like 22 years old

@Optimystik 7 ай бұрын

*32. He was born in '69

@gustavosouza3541 3 жыл бұрын

Oi estou apredendo inglês ok

@conveniencestorediet 9 ай бұрын

Haha I think I was in the audience to watch this taped live! I remember that Costo joke so clearly.

@billparrigin4484 3 ай бұрын

Such a fantastic piano player. Better than Liberace.

@BitKorn-mt8nz 3 жыл бұрын

Jim joe Kelly!

@AbsoluteAbsurd 3 жыл бұрын

Rob Scallon?

@PopeLando 3 жыл бұрын

Galifianakis was on Conan twenty years ago? I'd never even heard of him before The Hangover. Side note Zach is 52 now?? 😲

@kyley3795 3 жыл бұрын

why did you take down the Nathan Fielder interview when he subtly exposes himself in the photos and it made conan laugh so hard? Bring it back.

@NuggetMan222 3 жыл бұрын

Cheeseburger

@PlayNowWorkLater 9 ай бұрын

I have diarrhea!!

@direbeard3115 8 ай бұрын

At least credit Zach for his joke.

@gustavosouza3541 3 жыл бұрын

Nesse CANAL é no meu telefone

@DinnerBells 3 жыл бұрын

To any Conan tech staff on here: why are you restricting videos to Canada? You allow everything and more in the UK and Europe but not here? Not impressed.

@sudhasainath2876 3 жыл бұрын

Too early ryt

@maremacd 3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get the Tom Greene joke.

@sleepytabledog 3 жыл бұрын

Tom Green was a crappy comedian who made crappy movies

@brainlock72 3 жыл бұрын

Peaches still has my glasses. He took them when mom was in the hospital dying of ovarian cancer. I just found out this evening a good friend is dying of brain cancer. He's just been brought home for hospice care. I hope Brendan makes it. mom didn't. or, y'know. Zach isn't dead or anything, either.

@sherroypahl1889 3 жыл бұрын

Early

@bigachiever4547 3 жыл бұрын

Early ez

@sleepytabledog 3 жыл бұрын

Did he lose a bunch of weight?

@henkkman 3 жыл бұрын

This was 20 years ago

@shilibrad8705 3 жыл бұрын

well said. hongkong is just another chinatown hahahah

@thomast4315 3 жыл бұрын

Remember when Costco/Sam's Club jokes were relevant?

@joshuaychung 3 жыл бұрын

An honest question: Are they not relevant anymore?

@thomast4315 3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaychung Damn it. Fair point.

@akumamishima5686 3 жыл бұрын

erase Costco and replace it with Tom Green.

@joshuaychung 3 жыл бұрын

@@akumamishima5686 For that matter, was Tom Green ever relevant? Is Akuma actually related to the Mishima family? I haven't played Tekken 7, yet.

@akumamishima5686 3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaychung yes and no. I won't tell you which order im answering your questions tho >:)

@AnneEstipona 3 жыл бұрын

Between Two Ferns guy!!!

@avengemybreath3084 9 ай бұрын

He used to be good looking

@d.l.l.6578 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, that was gross. No thanks.

@beniciomoran6401 3 жыл бұрын

The careful macrame antenatally guess because windchime hooghly jail except a pricey bubble. racial, low debt

@Orangelemonblue 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly didn't laugh once...and I love to laugh

@rvunited1524 3 жыл бұрын

I find nothing funny in his jokes... piano playing is moderate....

@kevinwells4086 3 жыл бұрын

Not that funny... 🥱

@globgallow8973 3 жыл бұрын

Ok, Kevin Wells. Are you a master of comedy? Maybe you should have a late-night talk show

@hulagu3068 3 жыл бұрын

So unfunny

@fernandovergara3119 Жыл бұрын

No gusta musica

@Ultra_Ken 3 жыл бұрын

is it just me ir he looks a lot like Harry Potter