Once again. Surely a word in monsieur chaussettes daily wordle would be "oh my god a new birdy brid video to brighten everyone's day". Of course, he would start with cream and pound, but after that, birdy brids compilations will follow and they will inevitably be the true and the correct answer to all questions. Not only the wordle will be solved, questions that haven't yet been answered by philosophy and science will find their answers in these compilations, where ancient wisdom is preached by a young lawstudent who was once a catboy, one who is quite short but claims to be as tall as a certain yaksha, towering above all mortals and their trivial problems. In a hundred years time, when we will be watching the remnants of our planet from outer space, generations later will remember and read about your videos in history books. research will be made, and the ever curious human race will have found the answer to why. descartes said "cogito ergo sum", but really, we will realize, that him thinking wasn't the reason for existing, but rather it was this video that you have just postet. this video transcends time, travels back to descartes' time and travels far into a future we cannot possibly grasp- that is the beauty of condensed zy0x stream to waste on the crimson witch domain | zy0x clips | 110323 by birdy brid.

Bro mistook laminate for lament 💀

zy0x: they call me modern day shakespeare also zy0x: lamenting paper

Chat: game too loud Normal streamers: lower game volume Socks: starts screaming over the game

I'm a simple woman. I see a birdy video, I click.

20:28 lil bro has no idea how dedicated we kaeya mains are: the whole purpose of pulling is to get to 34 starglitter before he is in the shop

sped up + reverb zy0x stream

this video is what adhd feels like but in a good way

Finally. Birdy is back. The world can rotate again.

zy0x, the most sane, tall, handsome streamer to ever exist. He may have his imperfections (defending xiaos height, simping a BIT too much of alhaitham) but nobody can be perfect in every way, right?

Zy0x is correct that it is marketing. That is the reason it is always implied and never confirmed. That allows for people to ship and also doesn't piss off the sad sack neck beards worried about being ntr'd by fictional characters. It isn't even just the implied gay relationships. They do the same thing with the Traveler and half the characters in the game. They drop ship bait constantly and some characters with multiple other characters (JeanxLisa, JeanxDiluc as an example). But again only ever implied. Hoyo knows how to sell their product.

When the world needed birdy brid the most, birdy brid returned

I swear this video is progressively getting faster the more I watch it

birdy brid finally came and so did i

He’s becoming more and more insane the longer he stays in vermillion

His mika voice is Just his normal voice LMAOOO

watching Zy0x is like watching on 2x speed constantly

LMFAO WHY IS IT SPED UP ICANT this is actually his normal talking speed, the game is just trying to keep up with him

It's funny how it took me to get to the cutscene to be sure he was speed-up and not just on coke

im pretty sure the video is 1.25x faster

zyox truly one of the voice actors of all time i only wish there was somewhere a well put compilation of his work...

13:09 omg the sixth hidden member of new jeans is so cool, calm, talented and over all an artist.

20:43 zy0x deduces that someone with the Ayaka skin might not actually be free to play because they have the Key, truly this man cannot be fooled

Oh my God Zy0x, okay, sometimes you- you may miss a few dodges here and there, but against the Maguu Kenkis you're unparalleled! You are truly the modern day Pablo Picasso of dodging Maguu Kenkis!

4:37 no no, he's onto something. Considering the fact mihoyo had made a game where all the playable characters are lesbians it isn't to Farfetched

i really just checked the playback speed because i forgot how quickly zyonix talks 😀

I keep having the impulse to change speed from 1.25x to 1.00x on the video and then I realize over and over again that it's just zy0x

Now my day is way better, birdy brid just uploaded! I also love how u put zy0x in 2x speed, it's hilarious

The Zy0x Conundrum is a theory where kicking out a viewer with bad luck on a twitch stream raises the streamer's artifact luck considerably.

I think i replayed 4 hours of birdy bird content that i even remember the exact opening of it, thank god you upload a new one

Thank you Birdy bird, I just got lunch and needed something to watch!

listen here birdy man 😡😡😡😡! I-I- I love you! (Platonically)

whats your favorite type of resin 🤓 mine is condensed😈

zy0x is that one adult who regrets their middle school life bc they were so cringy back then, but he actually never grew up and continued to be what his middle schooler personality is today

4:44 this is true. when compared against anime with real queer representation, anime that tease queerness all the time gets way more fan engagement because of all the people writing fanfic and shit

the legend has returned. we’ve been waiting for eons

This video enlightened me with so much unknown knowledge and I beg thee upon this...

Finally a new video of birdy brid, please don't leave again birdy i lov-

I feel like all these clips are played at like 1.10x speed Edit: I've been watching fkr about 10 minutes and I am 100% sure this being played at a higher speed, maybe like 1.15 or 1.2

there have been lots of other new zy0x clips channels but we still go back to the og chad birdy!

i agree wholeheartedly with the description.

BIRDY BRID ONE OF THE COMEBACKS OF ALL TIME

08:48 that was some smooth transition. HAHA!

I couldn't handle him being sped up so I'm watching at 0.75 speed 💀

12:41 as someone who does not have kuki or fischl and is currently coping with an EM raiden, this felt personal

BIRDY BIRD UPLOAD I LOVE KAVEH JHHDJDJSH TRUE

why does it feel like im on 2x speed

was he always speaking that fast? am I delusional? (snejnaya citizen moment)

28:48 clippable is like the zy0x twitch equivalent of submissive and breedable

He's the most chaotic streamer I've ever seen and I'm here for that

Watching his videos at .75 speed makes him sound calm and reasonable like he truly id

We missed you, Birdy!

With more and more zyox clippers rising, birdy brid will always the the best and the OG

Honey wake up, birdy brid just uploaded a new video

Man I love this man fr

Birdy bird's editing is getting better and better each time (unlike zy0x's vermilion pieces)

Birdy is back WICKED

23:47 not the arabic "god help me" 😭😭

My life has meaning again Birdy is back

I swear i thought i put my video on 2x speed for half the clips

1.5 speed is the meta of sped up zyox

The Abyss rage and panic is crazy lmao cant stop laugghing!!!!

Im more addicted to birdy birdy videos than my addiction begging for Dehya buffa

love it when he pulled out arabic from how shocked he was

GODLY editing

THE FAST TALKING IS GENIUS

The outro

BIRDY UPLOAD LETS GOO

I love how the videos basically on 1.25 speed and no one noticed.

I've never notices how fast he talks, I literally had to check if my video is on 1.5x speed

I missed this outro so much

birdy made this video faster so that we have to slow it and give him more views , true

stoppp the title of this video hurts me too hard LMFAO. i've spent the last month in crimson witch bc im the sanest diluc main (also, the video description HUH)

wake up new birdy bird video just dropped

ah yes, happy chemicals

"30 seconds im done"

I thought i had the vid on 2.0x speed but no its just zy0x being zy0x

"I'm hype for Mika, its literally you." 💀💀

bro condensed clips, we're living in the right timeline

Return of the Brid

Im very easy to please, if i see birdys video, boom, im pleased, im satisfied

omg new birdy video balls ball ba

WHY IS IT SPED UP😭

zy0x condensed my mind

"One hundrededed" -Zy0x

believers typing hi birdy in chat last stream

I had to check the playback speed a few times because of how fast he was speaking

12:51 I’m so done I shouldn’t watch zyox as I walk to class 😭😭

Yeah a comeback 😩

i will now use lamented instead of laminated

I genuinely thought I accidentally put the video on 2x speed

Zy0x clips help me in learning english truly language influencer

thajk u b urdy briud 4 an irher banger

babe wake up, birdy bird video just dropped

A duck compilation, please

Birdy brid came and so have I. Aware

YOOOO BIRDY BRID VIDEO

I love Bridy bird

I swear to christ you sped this up

after seeing this might have to run retroburgin