We also have not so secret white people meeting but it’s called starbucks

As a former cast member, “I was the perfect cast member when I got hired but there were a lot of things that pushed me to the dark side” is the realest thing I’ve ever heard

Finally, after all these years… the series of all series’ has returned

This guy needs an oscar for voicing mickey mouse

never change swoozie, never change

Why is no one talking about him humming “Honor to us all” from Mulan when he talking about him having to smile a lot 😂

Your storytelling skills are crazy bro, you had me with the Mickey Mouse you think this is a game part

Did people really not know about the black people meetings?

“It’s the Mickey Mouse, jailhouse, come inside there’s fun inside” that was a bop

Is no one gonna mention how AMAZING this art is? ITS SO CLEAN

8:03 10/10 usage of A113! Love it!

When he was talking about smiling in his job description when he was like humming a tune 3:51 like I’m so happy I just realize that he was humming a tune from one of the songs in Mulan

Fun fact: Crying at Disney results in being given a free slushie drink thing, but it only works if you’re a pathetic 8 year old like I was when we went there :,)

As Disney security, I can confirm that Disney jail is real and it’s exactly how swoozie described it

My experiences with every company, except one, is that. The company is great! The store you work at? Depends. 99% Of people quit their Retail/Service worker job due to Management and Environment NOT the job itself.

The girl during that job interview was creepy because of how you animated her and how her voice sounded together just made me tingle with... something about fear

I am a Disney guest, I can confirm, I need Jesus.

I 100% agree with Swoozie, Disneyland food really does hit different :O

I’ve had a friend work at Disney and he told me most of his coworkers or managers were some of the most toxic people you will ever meet. From just rudeness, unwillingness to really show you anything, snitching on you for the dumbest reasons, the managers scheduling being messed up or not giving you days you specifically asked not to work.

hey man. used to watch ur stuff 10 years ago. it's so wild seeing how far the animation has come! love your work man!

The animation is so good it’s actually insane. It adds so much to the overall video. Great watch.

The animation tho

8:09 this made me laugh 😂

7:49 This Part Is Like How Mickey Called Toodles

“The food is too expensive here” _Your at Disney everything is expensive_

Didsney jail would in fact be THE BEST attraction of all time XD

Disney jail club sounds like a great hangout for the tough guys and Disney villains and characters who aren’t used that much. And a great way to get away from the hot Florida temperatures

I will upvote this video. Not just because it is good, but because seeing Stitch doing pushups in disney jail cracks me up.

The math test gave me some slapping urges. I had an interview for a job at McDonald's where they insisted that I would put 2am at my max clock out time. And I really mean INSISTED. And I said "No, I won't work past midnight because that's when the last trains go and I need train to get home." They were so dismissive, saying stuff like "Ok, it would be a significant help for you to get a job" etc... The thing is, they're McDonald's. I knew they needed people at every hour of the day, and I knew she was bullshitting me. And surely enough, I got a job, where they made me work from the earliest time I've put (9am) to the latest (midnight) with a massive 3 hours gap in the middle. And with 3 hours, I didn't have time to properly get home. I could, but I'd stay one hour and then leave immediatly so it wasn't worth it. And so I'd stay in the McDonald's on a 3 hours break. Big companies treat you like a video game NPC, and the way they push you towards it at the interview is repulsive.

Great now I want to go to Disney jail! 🤦🏽‍♀️

Me personally I would have checked the Jedi Master box

1:43 Omg the attention to detail! I just noticed when she slides the paper she's covering all the other options only leaving "attractions"😆

"All I remembered from every time I ever went to Disney ever, was how amazing the food smelled" probably because Disney likes to pipe in smells like food on purpose to enhance the guest experience. Main Street USA smells like cookies and popcorn to get you to buy those respective treats like at the confectionery, or in the past, vanilla to get you to buy something at the bakery. So it's also another tactic Disney uses to make money, and it's freakin' genius. The Imagineers are prodigies

“Toodles is over there sharpening his tooth brush making a shank” One of the funniest things I’ve heard in this entire video

I love this video and your animation skills dude, good job way to go!

I nearly spat my tea out at 8:14 . Bloody funny 😂😂😂

jesus this animation is insane. Wait and Zeurel and you did all of it? Legit hard to believe!!

I love how you can see the improvement in the animation through each Disney confession video

The Mickey Mouse scene is my favorite part! Love it, AT!❤️

At 1:30, I was literally "the guy at the kiosk selling those Mickey ice cream bars."! I worked at the Magic Kingdom from August 2021 to January 2022 as an outdoor vending cast member. I sold ice cream, soft drinks, churros, popcorn, and spring rolls at literally every "kiosk" in the Magic Kingdom. Previously, I worked as a housekeeper at Disney's Caribbean Beach Resort (Aruba) from June to August 2021, as a cashier at Disney's All-Star Resorts (all three) from May to December 2009, and in stroller rental at the Magic Kingdom from May to September 2002. Working at Disney was the best place I have ever worked. It just sucks that they pay so little, even though they are unionized. I only quit because I hated being forced to share a house with random people in order to afford to live in Florida. I didn't want to pay $1200 a month for a studio apartment if I was only making $16/hr.

"I can't be out here smiling for no reason!" Too relatable.

The animation is so fluid , props to the animator

1:17 - 1:21 As a former Pizza Hut employee, I used to think the same thing, and I learned there is some truth to this. Well it started out as free, then they implemented employee discounts for employee meals. Though we also got free food from returned or cancelled orders.

“And Mickey’s over there like “OH TOODLES” and toodles is sharpening his tooth brush making a shank”

The animation is SO ON POINT I ALMOST DIED FROM LAUGHING I BELIEVE

I haven’t watched swoozie in years, when did his art drastically change?

I laughed so hard at 6:06

Most natural adaptation to storytime animator I could imagine. Thanks for a decade of "LEEPS! WHO WANTS TO COLOR QUASIMODO'S LEEPS!" being a household phrase.

Honestly had me laughing all throughout, this was a straight sWooZie banger

Mickey’s interrogation room was so hilarious!🤣

As a retail manager, my guess is that you don't let people sit on stairs because it's a fire code violation; they could get trampled in an emergency. She probably should have just explained that to you and let your lie about your trainer pass. Maybe she was worried you would get the trainer in trouble, eventually? Idk, devil's advocate.

6:12 that dude looks like star butterfly 💀

When you're an OG swooz fan but havent seen his stuff in ages and sorry but SWOOZ YOU POPPED OFFF! The animation, the pop culture, the STORY, the delivery, so dope!

TALK TO KE NICE, OR DONT TALK AT ALL!

Gonna be "That Guy" Telling people they're allowed to sit down wherever can be a really serious issue for two reasons. One: Floors are where people walk, and regardless of how often they're cleaned are dirty and could easily get people sick. Two: If its in a crowded area then depending on circumstances such as emergency evacuation you could have put that family at risk of getting trampled (I've been trampled over myself, and I got lucky with just a minor leg injury.) Obviously, preventing any harm from coming to patrons should be the highest priority. That you lied and said one of your coworkers told you this is okay is also a serious issue. If someone is going around misinforming new staff about matters that concern people's safety, it's a high priority to trace that misinformation back to its source or else potentially a large number of people could be trained wrongly and increase the risk of people actually getting hurt. That's way more important than just two people being away from their assigned duties for a while. Personally, I really doubt John put any thought into either of you being out of rotation and was more concerned with why you would involve him in your mistakes.

4:02 he's not lyin

The animated parts are on a whole other level.

Zeurel's art style is like freakin' candy for my eyes, it's so good. P.S: I love the Vinesauce animations!

My breadtube tied children love Carlton's storytime!

3:42-3:56 - Had me almost dying out here 😂🤣😆

Watching swoozie while eating lunch before my shift at star wars Galaxy's Edge

He totally evolved since a decade! I feel like a kid again when I watch him. Have a good day everyone!

The original Confessions of a Disney Employee video was one of my favorites as a kid & I absolutely loved this. Zeurel did an amazing job with the animation. Also, 6:36 VARGFREN!!!!

4:54the dark side

“Take this test.” 2 + 2 = 4 “Mmmmm you failed.” Me: *”Something ain’t right here..”*

Why is nobody talking about how epic the animation is??!!

“Self made Billionaire with a B” had me fucking rolling

This animation is absolutely beautiful

My mothers cousin and her husband met when working for Disney. They still say it was their favourite place to work, one in food & beverage and the other in the retail. They go at least once a year (we live in Canada) and even got married there. 🥰

This was the shortest 9 minutes and 24 seconds ever. The story telling and animation is amazing and I want more 😭

I really like the animation style that he used for the video hope that he uses it again

0:22 BAHAGAHNNAANAHAHA THE MOMS EYES AND VOICE CRACKED ME UPP!11!

I love how Swoozie adds a little craziness in these characters

I haven’t watched this guy for years and seeing his animations now is SHOCKING, his improvement has increased so much!

As a previous choir kid, standing buckling my knees for long periods of time is second nature

The “ YOU THINK THIS IS A F****** GAME” has me dying 😂

The animation in this one is so smooth and emotive I love it!

My Lord-I remember watching your first “Confessions of a Disney employee” video donkey years ago and come back to be recommended this video today. Holy shit has your animation improved since like 10 years ago! Professional quality.

Omg the animation is so good!!!

I was in the college internship program and ended up in outdoor food. I 100% felt the standing all day woes. AND the darkside comment. But let me tell you, working in food - I made 700+ hotdogs on Thanksgiving and again on Christmas day. I smelled of hotdogs. I showered and the water turned to hotdog grease!!!! I could not eat a hotdog for years after the internship ended. lol

No doubt I see why this took long. The animation is so spot on that when people say "trust in the process", they mean it 💯

"Did I pass the test I passed?" "Yyyyeahhhh, noooo, uh-huh, NOOOO. Noooo. Noooo."

First one of your videos I've watched, and I'm already a fan of the animation, keep up the good work!

Man did I miss this series! I remember coming across this channel when I was 16/17, and I am blown away with the animations!!!!

We need them Disney stories! edit: You know that Disney jail food court be popping off

I’ve been watching swoozie for 7 1/2 years, after how popular he has gotten, the 10000/10 quality of the videos have never changed once, please never change your content swoozie

This is the first video of yours I've ever seen and I'm just enamored by your storytelling. I could listen to you all day! ❤

I LOVE the animations in this video, they are some of the funnier things ive heard in a while.

When you started the story about the family on the stairs I was like 'oh yeah that's probably an OHS/ fire exit issue, kind of a fair cop there-' and then she *dragged you around half the park* like wow

Love to see the progression of swoozie’s animation skills. My guy, since I’ve discovered you, you’ve been my favorite KZfaqr. Kudos for being so awesome and staying that way. Also happy belated birthday, birthday twin 🔥

Swoozie your animations has improved over time and they look so much better keep it up!

A sneaky fact they will tell you that you fail the math test if you are to slow for the required time or if they have someone else already in mind for that position

Imagine being rich enough to go to Disney as a kid. I've never gone. It's past the point of no return. Disney is in the shadow realm of my bucket list

Swoozie: **wants to apply for Food and Beverage job** Disney Lady: And then I took that personally.

I need to make these videos for what it was like working at Amazon.😅

You can tell he worked at disney just by the way he animates

I like how he switches between real life and animation so smoothly.

The sequel we’ve all been waiting for

your has always been so dope! its a whole different level now! DAMN!!! LOVE THIS

this man IS SO CREATIVE. I LOVE his editing skills