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Thursdays are for the BABES!!! The babes are joined by comedian Jared Freid! 37 & Single, Jared's comedy special is on Netflix August 15th. ‪@jaredfreid‬ CONGRESS CONFIRMS ALIENS ARE REAL! SAL CAN NOT HANDLE THIS NEWS! The babes also talk how they take their coffee. Is extra ice an EXTRA thing to order? How aliens will impact your daily life? Dating aliens gonna be the new thing? What are aliens pronouns? Big water bottle people are the WORST! Why are nurses and flight attendants so attractive? A fish with human teeth is found in a river in the USA. HUNTER BIDEN VS ALIENS!!!
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@NoPreshNetwork Жыл бұрын

🙌Support the sponsors to support the show!! Let therapy be your map, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/HEYBABE today to get 10% off your first month. 👉www.betterhelp.com/ Go to birddogs.com/HEYBABE or enter promo code HEYBABE for a free Yeti style tumbler with your order. That’s birddogs.com/HEYBABE or promo code HEYBABE for a free Yeti style tumbler. You won’t want to take your birddogs off we promise you. 👉www.birddogs.com/collections/ Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code HEYBABE for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Again, create an account and redeem code HEYBABE for $20 off. Download Gametime today. Last minute tickets. Lowest Price. Guaranteed.

@ripdroson Жыл бұрын

Will BetterHelp sell my information for their profit? 😢

@JaCKiE_C_S Жыл бұрын

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@Fightbot01 Жыл бұрын

All I have to say to the Aliens is TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE.

@samhuff999 Жыл бұрын

Shout out to the aliens if they're listening and we know that they are.

@josephestrada982 Жыл бұрын

I imagine the aliens waiting in line for the opportunity to speak with bloom cafe

@Anonymousfitnessfanatic Жыл бұрын

@@samhuff999we are listening👽

@caseysmith8608 Жыл бұрын

That’s right god damn it

@hhunstad2011 Жыл бұрын

😂

@RonToothaker-kz2ej Жыл бұрын

Shout out to pimpy for shooting this yesterday and editing it and releasing it today. The man’s a work horse 🙌🏼

@EJA5389 Жыл бұрын

Dude! I agree! Within a minute, the video is great, just from how he fades in and out while they sing! Amazing skills Pimpy!

@whiteboard111 Жыл бұрын

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@oh_youkno3415 Жыл бұрын

Aliens, if you're listening, and we know that you are, I always believed in you 👽✌️

@tommyespinosa8280 Жыл бұрын

But do they believe in us? 😔

@migpapi8141 Жыл бұрын

the growing concern on Sal's face as he watches the alien footage has made my day

@Candiedclouds Жыл бұрын

Omg poor Sal, my guy was about to have a panic attack 😅

@BigStinker_14 Жыл бұрын

@@Candiedclouds I know, it’s hilarious 😂

@HoTuk-or8sj Жыл бұрын

Can't wait until the aliens start doing their own podcasts talking about us

@Daisy31833 Жыл бұрын

😂 i wish

@907Tia Жыл бұрын

This message is for Sal. While it's freaky that aliens 👽 could've been around us this whole time... its actually comforting because they could've done something to us but haven't.

@jamiel.harding4554 Жыл бұрын

This episode slowly but gradually documents Sal’s descent into an existential crisis and I love it 😂

@calebogden218 Жыл бұрын

When Chris said "yeah it was ice " and snickered as the camera panned to Sal and Jared who looked serious and panned back to Chris on his phone😂😂

@IceKoldKilla Жыл бұрын

Honestly, thank you. Thank you so much for covering this topic. I saw the headlines and refused to read into the news until a reputable source/organization would cover it. Hey Babe! So once again, thank you. This is the real news people need to hear and talk about.

@DisFaBish Жыл бұрын

I get all my news from hey babe

@dot_t Жыл бұрын

@@DisFaBish😂😂😂

@TestyLeaf Жыл бұрын

Nothing better than hearing Chrissy say "you know a lot of people say" followed by the most unhinged, demonstrably false conspiratorial nonsense. Never change babe

@ajbambino Жыл бұрын

I wanna see Chris doin edibles with aliens and then doin his history lessons

@katiusca6562 Жыл бұрын

that would be something

@CraftyLemons Жыл бұрын

The aliens would be like "actually that was us... ye that was us too" lol

@katiusca6562 Жыл бұрын

Chris is fucking wild and out of pocket I love him

@Doorito_ Жыл бұрын

That's called history hyenas

@CraftyLemons Жыл бұрын

@katiusca6562 nah he is just educated! It just sounds like bs to the successfully indoctrinated.

@pennykeys4891 Жыл бұрын

Within the first minute i went through a few different emotions. Surprised by Sals weightloss, sad about Sinead, laughing hysterically at Chris. My adhd brain loves you all! ❤

@homelesspimp Жыл бұрын

THIS IS A CLASSIC EPISODE LOL!!!

@Theonewholaughs34 Жыл бұрын

Sup HP 🎉

@LonnieGomez979 Жыл бұрын

Lol you haven't even finished it yet

@HF1.0 Жыл бұрын

@@LonnieGomez979he’s the guy babe

@josef2012 Жыл бұрын

Pimpy,what happened to Titi Jerry???

@dhutch5849 Жыл бұрын

@@josef2012been wondering the same

@calebbb95 Жыл бұрын

Recorded and posted within 24 hours, I love it!

@kelbystewart4325 Жыл бұрын

Chris' "or it was a dew" and the smile to himself was absolute perfect lol

@danbarry7698 Жыл бұрын

I’m picturing Joe walking gleefully onboard a mothership with an alien that looks like grimace cos they put Golden Arches on the entry way. Mcabdduction

@thrillhouse27 Жыл бұрын

Got me quick this sode. Chris moaning random notes while Sal sang had me in stitches.

@M_B_J Жыл бұрын

My IQ dropped 23 points listening to this episode

@MathewMacielMusic Жыл бұрын

Yall need to make merch that says, "If you're listening ... and we know that you are" or "Shout out Tom Brady" LOL

@leovirgocusp Жыл бұрын

The 3 seconds Chris had to wait before yelling out "YANKEE CANDLE" - pretending he also had to think about it, must have been very painful for our sweet Chrissy Candles ❤

@PattyObstbaum Жыл бұрын

Finally!!! This trio is a breath of fresh air!!! Love Jared on Hey Babe, hilarious chemistry and so excited for the Netflix special!! 🎉 👏 🥂

@dominicfuentes732 Жыл бұрын

Sals face is priceless when talking about aliens😂

@venum7273 Жыл бұрын

If you got through this guy screaming for a hour you deserve a purple heart

@justinurra3349 Жыл бұрын

Hands down the worst guest, I turned it off

@abbybowman-yb6uw Жыл бұрын

THIS MADE ME LOL

@Dante22ns 11 ай бұрын

Listening to Chris talk about things he saw one time on the internet are always my favorite segments. Lol

@SerDunk Жыл бұрын

Chrissy Conspiracy is now Chrissy Congress! Chrissy UFOS! 👽🛸 Get 'em on the pod!😅

@TheSoftVelcro Жыл бұрын

thank you for the intro Tribute to Sinead O'Conner - she was a real rebel, the real deal that didnt fit nicely into any category

@ashleighwike5371 Жыл бұрын

I love how she exposed the Catholic church on Saturday night live. That is one bad bitch ❤rip

@detroitdabber313 Жыл бұрын

@@ashleighwike5371yeah and Chris calling her an “Irish Catholic” was a slap in the face. He’s such an airhead lmao

@rickeykoga2312 Жыл бұрын

23:52 "38D" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is one of the best eps yet!

@danbarry7698 Жыл бұрын

Tina Fey did a great job at the hearing

@joefrisbie485 Жыл бұрын

I've seen every episode since day one and I'd have to say this is one of my favorite episodes by far. Such a great episode. Thanks babes

@dimetime2125 Жыл бұрын

58:15 "Yea it was ICE" ...... spit my coffee out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@keishakakes45 Жыл бұрын

sal is actually such a good singer

@christibourgeau1286 Жыл бұрын

He really does have a great voice.

@sinlessdeath4536 Жыл бұрын

Yo the ability to say bring your voice up when you said "nothing compares to hey babe" at the beginning was phenomenal

@wutflex Жыл бұрын

I just watched derosas nurse bit for the first time and was laughing hysterically the whole time 😂

@jacquelinewall5433 Жыл бұрын

lmao Chris doing the background while Sal absolutely pours his soul into that song

@chippyd8208 Жыл бұрын

Unmotivated today. Watching hey babe all day

@cardecito8203 Жыл бұрын

Dude, Chris will shout out his version of history as if it's straight facts 😂😂

@jackninteman4095 Жыл бұрын

Best intro song in the history of the program, period.

@00Indeedibly00 Жыл бұрын

The government thought they were doing something, like babe, these bills need to get paid tomorrow. Idk about yall, but I don't have time or energy to include aliens into my to-worry-about list atm 😅😅

@Shelby-eo3dz Жыл бұрын

Sal is almost tears watching this guy lmfao I can’t help it 😂😂

@brelombardo992 Жыл бұрын

I would pay to have a CD of Chis and Sal’s singing intro’s.

@Alexander-fq3xo Жыл бұрын

That Domino’s joke seems very similar to the one made by Arthur in that King Of Queens episode..

@sydniepainter8702 Жыл бұрын

It’s also in Kevin James’ stand up routine….

@NormBash Жыл бұрын

The Domino's reference tat Jared's friend was making is a call back to a King of queens episode. Arthur tells Doug to get a pizza "at this little neighborhood joint called, Dom-inos."(how he pronounced it).. funny stuff.. my wife and I were just watching that episode last week.... haha.. I just found it.. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iL1nnKVjzrW4e6s.html

@justawinddown Жыл бұрын

Imagine thinking for 1 second that humans are capable collapsing the UNIVERSE!

@godsaidwhatup Жыл бұрын

I like the guest, but he also makes my brain hurt Thank you for another great episode

@christianscacchetti9178 Жыл бұрын

Sal looking slim! Ozempy wempy or did Chrissy get him on the intermittent fasting?

@abbybowman-yb6uw Жыл бұрын

ozempy wempy is the funniest thing ever to me

@dontbetreadin4777 Жыл бұрын

Never have this guy back on....

@TheeJasonReyes Жыл бұрын

A ufo crashes into your living room? TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE

@RolandSpecialSauce Жыл бұрын

Like we didn't already know that sal was an alien.

@dominicfuentes732 Жыл бұрын

“Prove it” allegedly!!!!🤣

@shady2493 Жыл бұрын

We Can’t Even Stop the Alien Invasion at the Borders….You think we have a Shot stopping them coming from Space😂😂😂

@giannacargill6096 Жыл бұрын

Sally boy you’re looking good!!

@jonathancole9746 Жыл бұрын

Pimps a beast!! Keep it up y'all! It's such an enjoyable listen for my long drives. Makes it more fun! Much love y'all

@RuthlessMediaGroup Жыл бұрын

This dude really took a bit from King of Queens and told it as his own story.

@steelers9799 Жыл бұрын

Thank you!!!! I came here to say the same thing - total rip-off

@brunotonyoli9408 Жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@steelers9799 Жыл бұрын

@@brunotonyoli9408 3:36 Dominos story

@RuthlessMediaGroup Жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iL1nnKVjzrW4e6s.html

@FlatEarth.Weiss117 Жыл бұрын

Earth is Flat

@roxanneboley178 Жыл бұрын

Kane Tanaka told me all about this "Alien" business over drinks back in '89.

@zoso1up Жыл бұрын

Oh yea I remember that,it was right after she got done taking body shots

@keishakakes45 Жыл бұрын

Sal singing "I go out every night" itches my brain so perfectly

@cleonRIP Жыл бұрын

Man, they are wandering on the volleyball courts with these intro songs, now! I used to have an idea what they were, now they're doing all B sides 🤣

@ninordd5765 Жыл бұрын

Chrissy Choirs coming in HAWT BAYBEEEE 😂😂

@JunkBondTrader Жыл бұрын

Ain't no light travellers crashing into Roswell lol.

@corriewright987 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for being the first comedy pod to cover this... I don't know why the comedy universe opinion on this matters to me, but it does, and I appreciate your take.

@mrcastro7743 Жыл бұрын

By the end they were all having an existential crisis lol totally freaking out they hardly could promote anything haha

@loveandanarchy12 Жыл бұрын

Hey Babe is my news channel. 📺

@jadeyfrosty9894 Жыл бұрын

ALLLLL MY FAVSSSS OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR JARED

@onthedownside Жыл бұрын

Sals singing in the beginning was fyre!

@4superman3 Жыл бұрын

Chrissy should’ve said that he likes “LeRoy Coffee” 😂

@cherryrosesxo Жыл бұрын

9:35 the pig 🐷 shoutout to the pig 🐷👩‍⚕️😂♥️

@emikejones1 Жыл бұрын

There goes the neighborhood has my dying 😂

@mattj340 4 ай бұрын

Chrissy looks like he's dressed like he's in charge of moving aliens across the border

@irritatedtomcat Жыл бұрын

More ice means less coffee….. lol

@leoserafico8571 Жыл бұрын

wow havent listened to this pod in a hot minute and both babes looking great!

@TheRealJiggaDrew Жыл бұрын

Don't do independence day and have a alien greeting party they might blast u into dust lol

@cleowells9394 Жыл бұрын

Man this was a great listen . Was just high cleaning my kitchen

@chokeonnosebleed Жыл бұрын

The perfect trio right here. Shoutout to all the flying pigs out there.

@ct7033 Жыл бұрын

"Who are you? I was watching THEM!" 😂🤯

@LNarciso3 Жыл бұрын

This guy’s voice sounds exactly like Yannis. If I was listening on podcast I’d swear it was him

@lovenatwolff08 Жыл бұрын

Von Dutch with the hats HAHAHAHAHHA

@UrbanLegend2k11 Жыл бұрын

Damn ima fly unmotivated to Vegas

@Zep894 Жыл бұрын

Pimpy you’re the man lmao

@NoPreshNetwork Жыл бұрын

😜🍿👽

@lost_one_5870 Жыл бұрын

Chrissy D with the Randy Quaid curveball NICE!!!👽

@katiewarner3 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love these guys and this is the best podcast ever.

@tanklin4015 Жыл бұрын

Idk everything is funnier when pimpy laughs 🙏

@LuizHenriquePinho87 Жыл бұрын

Hello Sal Vulcano and Chris Distefano Sal song very well very Beautiful this song

@PrinceLezur Жыл бұрын

Jared Freid sounds like Yannis Papas jewish doppelganger.

@p344y Жыл бұрын

My girlfriend is a nurse...thanks for putting that in my head now PIMPY 😒

@mbrooks_11 Жыл бұрын

Why do these alien ships always crash? They have this advanced tech that has allowed them to get here and make maneuvers that our aircrafts can't make but for some reason they haven't figured out how to land yet. And for the craft to have caught on fire in the sky means it came flying in thru the atmosphere uncontrolled but the government says they are flying freely thru our air space

@kingjordan6239 Жыл бұрын

this has been one of my fav episodes omg

@prissymissyb Жыл бұрын

RIP Sinede

@glorita8149 Жыл бұрын

I’m too high for this

@funkk Жыл бұрын

Dude just told a bit from King of Queens as his own.

@mattj340 4 ай бұрын

We can't allow the aliens to get Chris🎉

@mapwezt Жыл бұрын

I’m an on/off alien guy that’s not a big news watcher. It’s funny that my first scoop on this topic was a post on Instagram of ice-t having a pic of aliens w/ big ding dongs. Then, I get the full info on Hey Babe. I wouldn’t have it any other way. Best part about the future. King Chaos & Potato Sal. Ed. & motha funkin Ice-T.

@jeffs813 Жыл бұрын

I love how many wild claims Chrissy Chaos makes so confidently lmao. "A lot of scientists" think octopi are aliens, and that there's alien/Third Reich technology in Antarctica

@mondler107 Жыл бұрын

Can we just talk about the ''that mother f*cker is not real" airplane lady? 😭

@MrJayurbs Жыл бұрын

I'm impressed with how fast y'all get these out!

@kadecliffordprettyradtho Жыл бұрын

Y’all know how to make a Thursday day off fuck!n worth it 🤩 thx babes

@Kaminoextragalactic Жыл бұрын

“Y’all ever heard of the Quantum stuffs? … the Quantums 3000 HD 4k”

@Daisy31833 Жыл бұрын

Omg that guy in Vegas i had chills

@alexvoskanian3265 Жыл бұрын

Sal looking like a skinny minny ❤

@aaronhughes7573 Жыл бұрын

Sal you are looking trim and healthy babe!

@mattj340 4 ай бұрын

Man could you imagine the Stefano showing up into the Mayan empire what kind of coffee they would make for him. Just show up like a beautiful conquistador