New FNaF Theory: William Afton didn't even kill the kids, they were all poisoned by the terrible prize counter snacks.

Vanny gets drunk off Pirate Cove Cooler to forget the trauma of being possessed to kill kids.

Fun fact: Carbonation works by pumping CO2 into the liquid, which basically acidifies it. This process also happens when milk spoils. So yeah, sparkling milk gives a pretty accurate flavor recreation of badly spoiled milk. I can understand your stomach recoiling in horror from that.

The fact that the food ended up ranging from just ok to inedible, aside from the few gems sprinkled in between, is really on par with what's to be expected from Fazbear Entertainment.

Can we take a moment to talk about how adorable Shasta is?

"we don't know what meat bites are, so we'll have to get creative" *looks at shasta* I'm sorry little one

Fun fact! Flat out butter flavoured soda does exist and is sold in bottles, it’s part of a novelty brand of soda flavoured after weird stuff like pumpkin pie and PB&J (both of which are on the more pleasant side, compared to buffalo wings and ranch dressing)

Fun fact: I’ve actually tried bear jerky. My dad’s, friend’s, boss went hunting and killed a black bear. Somehow my dad got ahold of some of the meat and turned it into jerky. It’s actually pretty good, but not very different from beef jerky.

Imagine, making a top notch Glitchtrap cosplay. You make these delicious VR treats. You go to a party with all of these snacks in your makeshift Spring Bonnie. The guests try your delectable edibles, then they get that awful feeling of wanting to vomit. You do your victory Glitchtrap dance as everyone collapses on the floor in agony.

“Am I the only one who instantly wants to carbonate weird crap?” *flashbacks to unus annus and the pee soda*

3:28 - Sodaroni 4:54 - Bonnie Bites 5:50 - Freddy Fudgebar 6:29 - El Chips Tortilla Style Tortilla Chips 8:14 - *Exotic Beverage* 10:43 - Bonnie Bites Finished 11:15 - Dissapointment 12:01 - Lemon Chica Bar 12:49 - Meat Bites 14:30 - Foxy Cove Cooler 15:23 - Allergy Friendly Mixed Nuts 16:17 - Trail Mix 16:54 - Pirate Plunder Bar 18:08 - *EXOTIC BUTTER* 20:19 - Taste Test 22:07 - Chica Chug 23:05 - Fazbar 24:41 - Reaction

To be honest with you, Exotic Butters are probably just sticks of butter with the exotic being there so they could sell it for a higher price. Its Freddy's. That is probably the most reasonable excuse.

If they were/had flavors Freddy - Chocolate Bonnie - Blueberry Chica - Lemon Foxy - Cherry Toy Freddy - Chocolate and strawberry, orange or red apple with a hint of liquorice Toy Bonnie - Blue raspberry Toy Chica - Lemon and raspberry Mangle - White chocolate and some exotic pink fruit, like quava (Watermelon fits too, but I see it more as green than pink) Springtrap - mold

Alternative title: Andie torturing her sisters with her cooking skills

I love content like this where someone attempts to recreate food from media, and it's especially neat that it's from a game series I love. I will say though that I feel like, in this instance, some of the choices for ingredients were highly questionable (most notably the use of dried bug larvae) and that the preparation methods for some were also a bit flawed, with the biggest thing, as was even pointed out with the "Exotic Beverage", being that the use of cheesecloth probably would have helped massively. That being said, this was still very enjoyable to watch. Good stuff!

Nobody: Fazbear entertainment’s descriptions for their snacks: “Full of flavor you can taste, this is truly one of the snacks to exist! With each bite, you will taste the food in your mouth!”

Glitchtrap just picked up a Kroger birthday cake and called it a day.

I like how every time she’s gone she makes a new avatar. Nice andie Edit: thanks for 1.8k likes Also she’s becoming the actual Gordon ramsie

Therapist: Chica with tounge isn't real. She can't hurt you Chica with tounge: 0:45

8:05 good thing you got carbonated milk to wash that down

When the world needed her most, she returned

It’s criminal that we didn’t get the action figures, everyone knows that they are the tastiest foods in Help Wanted

exotic beverage 4 is something homer simpson would drink

Fun fact: Foxy cove cooler and pirate plunger bar actually have official recepies

I’m pretty sure Andie did 83 bites while testing the food. FredBear would be proud.

Every exotic butter fan:I wish exotic butters were real. Andie:your wish is granted

Bonnie bites 4:58 el chips tortilla style tortilla chips 6:31 Exotic beverage 8:17 Exotic beverage number 4 9:41 Chocolate Berries 10:40 Lemon china bar 12:12

Attach the foil to the box so the shiny side faces out. The more light the foil reflects, the less heat the box will absorb. Smooth the foil after you apply it, so that it wouldn't be wrinkling too much. If you’re using a cardboard box, glue foil onto the inside, too. Use a single sheet of foil large enough to cover the entire interior. Carefully mold the foil into the corners, and try not to tear it. Lining the inside with foil can help keep the cardboard from getting soggy.

I like to mention that Andie ate citric acid, with sprinkles, and on a lemon bar, and barely reacted. That's just a warrior moment.

*POV: You haven't seen Andie for months, then you found her in your recommended*

I think the “allergy free nut mix” is nuts and bolts, aka parts that would be used in an animatronic. considering the more of the game, I wouldn’t put it behind fazbear entertainment to just throw some spare parts in a bag and sell it

I swear to gawd, if this woman doesn’t do a video making the recipes from the Official FNaF cookbook, I’m gonna be sad.

Andie: The majority of my audience is children and I don't want them to know how to make alcohol- Everyone: I DON'T CARE. *DO IT.*

video summary: lots of diabetes and combinations that god never wanted to happen

As an autistic person with bad sensory aversions, disappointment as a snack sounds amazing

You do not know how many times I’ve rewatched this video. It feels strange the fact this was 2 WHOLE years ago ❤ Love you Andie

I like how Andie represents her younger viewers with her cyclops foxy derpingly nodding its head.

I love how Exotic Butter is technically worse than the fact that purple guy stuffed 5 children in animatronic suits

You know it gonna be a good day when Andie posts a vid :)

This isn't cooking OR baking. This is ✨ *EXPERIMENTING* ✨

I feel like Andie has different hair every time we see her

And when the world needed her most... she actually came back!!

Your heavy use of kaminko's manor theme is very appreciated

15:38 Best quote ever When kid friendly goes wrong

Let’s all just appreciate how she sacrificed her taste buds just for this video

Choosing to believe all the creations in this video are totally accurate, “mistakes” and all. This is how they are made.

Uh will anyone gonna tell her that FNAF now have a official cookbook, that have some of the recipes of the food/drink Andie try to make? Like the Sodarroni

I made my own Bonnie bites and all I did was melt chocolate and dip blueberries in them then I froze them. Also if you put powdered sugar it tastes AMAZING

You can get your "i've been slowly dying waiting for andie to upload" ticket here Edit: MOTHER WHO LEFT IM FAMOUS COME BACK

I love how we all just forget about Andie when she doesn't post for a few months

I really do believe that Freddy Fazbear's Pizza would feed children chips with pupa and ghost pepper on them.

new lore drop: Afton used the Freddy Fudge Bar and doinked the children on the head with it. (he knocked them out with the bar and then killed them.)

i swear her art is diffrent in every video-

Yo, Scott NAILED the trend of companies being started right before extremely bad events with Sodaroni.

Some of this stuff actually got canon recipes in one of the ultimate guidebooks

Don’t blame Andie for not posting often, life of a KZfaqr isn’t as good as you think it is if you don’t have a lot to handle at once

If I ever have to see a human tongue come out of Chica’s mouth again I swear to God I am going to commit Bite of ‘83

It'd be so Fazbear Entertainment if the sweets and sodas were just generic brand that they slapped names on and the "allergy friendly mixed nuts" are just whatever allergy friendly crap they can find. As for Exotic Butters, I'm willing to bet it's all the same butter that they're just saying is exotic. These guys will take any opportunity to cut corners.

This is a weird feeling. I am a massive fan of Andie, and to hear her mention Mount Shasta is weird. I've lived here my whole life. Awesome to hear someone mention it. Honestly a little giddy hearing it. Even if it's a joke.

Anyone else kinda want Andie to make another cooking video now the the official fnaf cookbook is out?

Personally I imagine the "Bag of disappointment" just being a bag that's full of air. No actual food, just some weird, cardboardy, dusty-tasting old air. For the meat bites, judging by the round shapes shown on the package, I could see them being some sort of salami chips, which are basically just little dehydrated slices of salami, hence the name.

Andie: spends hours trying to improvise recipes Scott 9 months later: alright NOW we can put the recipes in the book

As an Australian, i was giggling over the vegemite butter. Vegemite is good :p

16:51 I love how the music gets ever so slighty distorted as Andy realizes her mistake

Can we all take some time to appreciate the sheer pain that Andie's tastebuds went through for this video

Alternate title: andie creates and feeds poison to her sister and friend and catches their death on camera

7:21: I only just realised that this was a remixed instrument of that one FNAF 2 song 😭😭

Andie I haven’t watched you for like two years and I finally found your channel!

I love that when everyone gets a carbonator, their first instinct is always milk.

Fun fact: my mom actually made that drink (the one with the soda and ice cream) on new years. At first I thought it would taste weird but it tasted so good

Just a tip, I own a container of the same cheese powder that you have. The powder is already very salty so it might be the wrong move trying to add more salt.

The dog is so cute 0:57

SHES BACK WITH MORE FNAF CONTENT! Edit: I have checked out her second chanel, since a few people seemed kinda mad that I didn't know abt it. But I have checked it out and I like the content there

Im honestly surprised no-one in the FNAF universe has died of food poisoning by these rancid anomalies.

2 years later: FNAF COOKBOOK!1!!1!1!!1!!!1!1111

I'm glad that the bonnie bites were absolutely incredible and it make sense cause the best character is gonna have the best food (I'm a very big bonnie fan)

i know that you might want to make the food, so here are the good food time stamps: 4:55 bonnie bites 5:51 freddy fudgebar 12:06 lemon chica bar 14:35 foxy cove cooler 15:47 allergy friendly mixed nuts 17:51 pirate plunderbar

can we just appreciate how this was originally an idea that came from the fnaf help wanted live stream. so glad she went with it after so long!

The last thing I needed was to see Sodaroni while sick

Sodaroni 4:54 Bonnie Bites 5:48 Freddy Fudge bar 6:29 El Chip’s Tortilla Style Tortilla Chip 8:12 Exotic Beverage 10:40 Bonnie Bites 11:10 Disappointment :{ 12:01 Lemon Chica Bar 12:50 Meat Bites/Meat Bites EL 14:31 Foxy Cove Cooler 15:23 Allergy Friendly Mixed Nuts 16:56 Pirate PlunderBar 18:08 Exotic Butter 22:08 Chica Chug 22:59 Fazbar 24:40 Taste Testin

“This mix is most likely to give you a serious sugar hangover” MORE LIKE A DAMN HEART ATTACK?????

Toasted pumpkin seeds have a very nutty flavour, and can probably be passed off as 'almonds'. For the exotic butters, I think the intent is butter made from exotic milks like camel, buffalo, yak etc. As for the exotic beverage, I would have gone less butter and more butterscotch. Now I'm wondering whether sweet paprika/pimento would make a good soda ...

the furby in the background: “bro make me a pizza” Andimatronic: no bro imma head out

18:30 am i the only one concerned about the fact that that woman is eating DRYWALL?

Andie: posts after 3 months Everyone else : ohhhh she’s not dead

There are two in game scenarios. Number 1 is that these foods taste different and are nicer in game because the ingredients are vague and may actually be nice. Number 2 is that these foods are the real thing and so fazbear entertainment cares nothing for food poisoning.

Me watching this three years later, knowing damn well that there’s actual recipes for some food items in the official Fnaf handbook

If you want to. Make the dissapointment chips more disappointing make them out of "unleathend bread" . It's a bread with absolutely no flavor in it, trust me I've made and tryed it befor.

Judging by the amount of insects in these recipes I think it’s clear that the reason why is because she had her friends taste testing them in mind

Andie:*posts video* Every andiematronic fan:odin is with us

30:40 "birthday cake?" i wheezed so hard-

I’ve always wanted to try meat bites. I imagined them as bits of crunchy, salty, slightly spiky meat. Like breaded beef that’s been cooked. The he chicken wings with beef instead of chicken

You can find a kid friendly Foxy Cove Cooler recipe in the FNAF ultimate guide the recipe is as followed: 3 cups pineapple juice 2cups lemon-lime soda 3/4 cup lemonade concentrate 3/4 cup orange juice concentrate 2 tbsp grenadine Then, combine all ingredients in a punch bowl or pitcher.* *Fazbear Entertainment reminds employees that this recipe should stretch to fill two pictures provided employees follow proper ice protocols.

15:03 kids in wisconsin: I don't have such weaknesses Also what have we learned? Fazbear's serves food that makes rat poison look like a fine gourmet meal!

“Fake nuts “ google : oh so you are that type of person

The fact that Andie is probably going to have to make a "Making Every Food In Fnaf VR Help Wanted 2!" Is funny

I love how she shows the words “cow testacles” in the same video as her saying “most of my viewers are underage”

I feel like the key to making Sodaroni actually work is to use ingredients that are similar to pepperoni, but not actually the solid bits of meat and spice. Black pepper might have been a good choice to run corn syrup through like a coffee press, but I'm not entirely sure. In all honesty, Sodaroni sounds damn good as long as it actually tastes like pepperoni and doesn't get vibe checked by the carbonation.

You pretty much spoiled milk on purpose 😂

Really makes you wonder how Fazbear Entertainment manages to make edible food and not get sued from these beverages and food.