Cooking Jermama

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2ndJerma

2ndJerma

3 жыл бұрын

BETTER THAN MAMA!
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@PhippsJonah
@PhippsJonah 3 жыл бұрын
he keeps smashing that poor woman's hand with a big wooden mallet while laughing hysterically
@GEB_Rosee_PPS
@GEB_Rosee_PPS 2 жыл бұрын
CRAZY american man BREAKS his mothers hands with a DEADLY WEAPON and makes a TACO WITHOUT MEAT.
@dont_i_know4858
@dont_i_know4858 2 жыл бұрын
" Not that bad." And then Something
@sorimasn
@sorimasn 2 жыл бұрын
@@GEB_Rosee_PPS “American taco” without meat.
@ILikeStapler19
@ILikeStapler19 2 жыл бұрын
Truly this psycho must be stopped.
@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like cartoons
@joaogomes9405
@joaogomes9405 3 жыл бұрын
Watching a guy in a wifebeater trying and failing to crack eggs properly while a japanese lady screams at him in broken english is an experience
@doozy5184
@doozy5184 2 жыл бұрын
It really is
@mythcat1273
@mythcat1273 Жыл бұрын
You made me remember that jerma is wearing a wifebeater in this video. I don't know how to feel
@soontobechannel743
@soontobechannel743 Жыл бұрын
@@mythcat1273 I FORGOT IT WAS CALLED THAT, I WAS UN-IRONICALLY SO CONFUSED WHEN THEY SAID “a guy in a wife eater” 💀💀
@Liam-co1bw
@Liam-co1bw Жыл бұрын
thats not a wife beater
@5dollars237
@5dollars237 Жыл бұрын
Its a white beater but we just call it wife beaters because it sounds the same and also stereotypical abusive dad beats wife with a white beater on
@funnypeashootercreature
@funnypeashootercreature 3 жыл бұрын
>"have you seen jerma yet?" >"who's jerma?" >"jermama" >*gets stabbed in the chest*
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 3 жыл бұрын
>gets all bones broken in body >mfw my bones are broken
@rodbot
@rodbot 3 жыл бұрын
@@manboy4720 where's your face
@Jackaboy744
@Jackaboy744 3 жыл бұрын
@@rodbot its broken
@nuclearpaste
@nuclearpaste 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jackaboy744 that is a state of being
@yiff
@yiff 3 жыл бұрын
I'm stealing this joke
@Jive278
@Jive278 3 жыл бұрын
i love jerma's idea about creating a spice concoction just so your house smells like you can cook
@friccle_
@friccle_ 3 жыл бұрын
Thats the plotline for Ratatouille
@Mrbird321
@Mrbird321 3 жыл бұрын
I read a tip once that said if you plan to sell a house, bake something like cinnamon rolls so your entire home smells really good. It can do wonders for the impression your home gives off. You also get cinnamon rolls as a byproduct.
@kenzieham
@kenzieham 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mrbird321 thank you
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын
That's basically every Indian restaurant, except they actually use the spices in their cooking.
@rosedragon3498
@rosedragon3498 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah bread perfume
@z5396z
@z5396z 3 жыл бұрын
Local streamer goes to a Korean BBQ restaurant, claims that American BBQ is superior, then proceeds to cover the entire building in BBQ sauce
@SRowntree
@SRowntree 3 жыл бұрын
I fail to see what's unusual about this
@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 3 жыл бұрын
Brazilian shitting on both tho
@NaCk210
@NaCk210 3 жыл бұрын
I think you misspelled Argentinian BBQ, the only thing we do right in this god forsaken country.
@arthurschmidt3104
@arthurschmidt3104 3 жыл бұрын
@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. just salt and meat is all you need to make a delicious barbeque
@RandomTomatoSoup
@RandomTomatoSoup 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurschmidt3104 you're thinking of jerky
@chrissalsop6673
@chrissalsop6673 3 жыл бұрын
dude, there's nothing better than going to my local fish and chip shop, ordering my food and watching the chefs pull out a tiger shark and butcher it right in front of me
@18754KRS
@18754KRS 3 жыл бұрын
@Hideo Kojima local business
@stiinkysocks6354
@stiinkysocks6354 2 жыл бұрын
Normal British activities
@princeCustos324
@princeCustos324 2 жыл бұрын
"After enjoying my meal I proceeded get stabbed 28 times luckily, my jumper was full of british pounds.God save the queen!"
@gordonf5553
@gordonf5553 2 жыл бұрын
Any of them would tell you that american BBQ is the best in the whole world
@rollwulf
@rollwulf Жыл бұрын
@@princeCustos324 TWENTY EIGHT STABWOUNDS
@notapplicable9243
@notapplicable9243 3 жыл бұрын
Anti-American streamer HATES on national dish popcorn.
@Vonias
@Vonias 3 жыл бұрын
...moments before displaying his ALT-RIGHT agenda and ranting about how "American... ...is better than anywhere else on the planet." claiming that "Any chef on Earth will tell you that."
@dcmurphy5157
@dcmurphy5157 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like fun.
@nativechatter999
@nativechatter999 3 жыл бұрын
COMMIE streamer DESPISES good old AMERICAN popcorn
@tobubiify
@tobubiify 3 жыл бұрын
i love how the replies proves that jerma is on every political spectrum at all time
@sawyere2496
@sawyere2496 3 жыл бұрын
@@tobubiify CENTRIST entertainer has DIFFERING opinions on MANY TOPICS
@The_Corn_God
@The_Corn_God 3 жыл бұрын
I had a dream last night where jerma cooked all of these delicious meals just for me. But instead of eating it we stuffed all of the food into our shoes and walked to the local pub.
@geffbob8960
@geffbob8960 3 жыл бұрын
what
@mulowe8082
@mulowe8082 3 жыл бұрын
kids see ghosts pfp lets goo
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 3 жыл бұрын
That wasn’t a dream.
@agentpaint
@agentpaint 3 жыл бұрын
he made a scrumptious cake
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 3 жыл бұрын
Wait what
@frogwithafez3977
@frogwithafez3977 3 жыл бұрын
Jerma is a master of pretending he knows something but not actually knowing something
@_V.Va_
@_V.Va_ 3 жыл бұрын
I just wish he’d stop pretending.
@sawyere2496
@sawyere2496 3 жыл бұрын
@@_V.Va_ he is a culinary genius.
@bjorkapologist2834
@bjorkapologist2834 3 жыл бұрын
i love yr starbound name and icon
@frogwithafez3977
@frogwithafez3977 3 жыл бұрын
@@bjorkapologist2834 thx
@yourusualsevagoth863
@yourusualsevagoth863 3 жыл бұрын
@@frogwithafez3977 bruh quit trying to sell mercenary armor to me, I just want those box tables
@placeholdername8529
@placeholdername8529 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Jerma says he has never opened an egg then proceeds to talk about his recipe for scrambled eggs
@Lugiaskr
@Lugiaskr Жыл бұрын
i know its been a year but I mean they sell like. eggs in cartons
@darthsauron255
@darthsauron255 Жыл бұрын
They do what?!
@Lugiaskr
@Lugiaskr Жыл бұрын
@@darthsauron255 look up liquid eggs (stupid thing to call them but alas)
@Lugiaskr
@Lugiaskr Жыл бұрын
to be clear I don't know why this was necessary for anything except like. kitchens where they need to mass produce breakfast for people. but like. even then. I guess it's for people like Jenna who won't crack eggs lol
@Star0gaze
@Star0gaze 10 ай бұрын
His caretaker cracks the eggs for him
@FrostyFin
@FrostyFin 3 жыл бұрын
At least he doesn't have to eat what he cooks this time.
@desolator4662
@desolator4662 3 жыл бұрын
*Break CPU case and eat RAM
@deejams18
@deejams18 3 жыл бұрын
Streamer goes to jail for physically assaulting house wife with wooden mallet
@memistcentral2044
@memistcentral2044 3 жыл бұрын
BREAKING NEWS: MAN BREAKS OUT, FINDS MALLET IN CAFETERIA AND COMMITS GENOCIDE AMONG PRISONERS
@Abril766tf
@Abril766tf 3 жыл бұрын
the fact that jerma can't bite into an apple without it hurting his teeth is extremely concerning to me
@violetto3219
@violetto3219 3 жыл бұрын
i guess people lose half of their jaw strength in their 30s
@d.e.564
@d.e.564 2 жыл бұрын
Joe Mark For some reason, I have the irrational fear that biting into an apple (or anything chewy) will cause me to break my permanent retainer or just straight-up pull a tooth out.
@thecoolnerdcolress1738
@thecoolnerdcolress1738 2 жыл бұрын
@@d.e.564 holy shit same
@iug5672
@iug5672 2 жыл бұрын
@@d.e.564 I'm pretty sure my dentist told me not to bite into an apples without cutting it first; while I don't think it would just take a teeth out I imagine it must not be good for ur teeth
@stiinkysocks6354
@stiinkysocks6354 2 жыл бұрын
Tooth decay streamer
@PaintraSeaPea
@PaintraSeaPea 3 жыл бұрын
is this that picky american streamer that refuses to eat anything that isn't macaroni, popcorn, or chopped up hot dogs?
@xXxNECROMONGERxXx
@xXxNECROMONGERxXx 3 жыл бұрын
mayo
@waterpotionguzzler3972
@waterpotionguzzler3972 3 жыл бұрын
holy shit painter seap love your kirby animations
@grimharlequin
@grimharlequin 3 жыл бұрын
Seap
@clippy9538
@clippy9538 3 жыл бұрын
And mushy apples
@SomeGuy-cn5vm
@SomeGuy-cn5vm 3 жыл бұрын
Coffee, chicken, cheetos
@ImSquiggs
@ImSquiggs Жыл бұрын
Whenever Jerma gives me dating advice it's like 25% sitcom plot and 40% serial killer plan
@ababyharpseal6534
@ababyharpseal6534 2 жыл бұрын
Broke: Lighting a scented candle, using an oil diffuser Woke: Cooking inedible minestrone soup with half a bottle of thyme
@Loopy791
@Loopy791 3 жыл бұрын
Its only natural for one to cook better than Mama when her hands are probably smashed to pieces
@emr69
@emr69 11 ай бұрын
fucking crying at jerma completely skipping over how mama was absolutely drenched in his failed mixture at 19:58
@dylaxiusmccoy
@dylaxiusmccoy 3 жыл бұрын
Patriotic streamer eats ENTIRE swordfish, goes on INSANE rant about American politics.
@grunkleg.3110
@grunkleg.3110 3 жыл бұрын
Is this the guy who struggled to use a child's baking toy ON STREAM?
@dcmurphy5157
@dcmurphy5157 3 жыл бұрын
Yes :)
@Calynxx
@Calynxx 3 жыл бұрын
local streamer TERRIFIED of ovens
@MisterJunichi
@MisterJunichi 3 жыл бұрын
never heard of someone refer to cracking an egg as "opening" an egg lol
@fortniteblackmanta1098
@fortniteblackmanta1098 2 жыл бұрын
This streamer opens up too many kinder surprises eggs.
@erri4433
@erri4433 6 ай бұрын
Out of all the comments this one made me really laugh out loud
@SuperCatfire
@SuperCatfire 3 жыл бұрын
if jerma was reading a recipe on how to boil an egg he would skip the part that said to boil the water then wonder why the egg was raw and get mad at the recipe
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын
13:37
@spungbicklesmcbrungler5376
@spungbicklesmcbrungler5376 3 жыл бұрын
this game is perfect for exposing all of jerma's weird food opinions
@QuintaFeira12
@QuintaFeira12 3 жыл бұрын
Jerma: To pretend to cook, just cook, they'll be so convinced by your cooking, they'll think you can cook.
@TheSoulHarvester
@TheSoulHarvester 3 жыл бұрын
don't let them taste it though!
@Hunterb0t12
@Hunterb0t12 3 жыл бұрын
“MAMA IM SORRY!” Local short man hammers his own mother’s hand by accident multiple times via cooking accident.
@LittleIcarus
@LittleIcarus Жыл бұрын
Accident sure
@civicmimiv
@civicmimiv 3 ай бұрын
"Accident"
@sawyere2496
@sawyere2496 3 жыл бұрын
Local streamer eats Cheerios from high chair, declares virtues of American barbecue.
@Max-nt1ox
@Max-nt1ox 3 жыл бұрын
"I promise I won't get too political" Me three drinks later: 21:17
@kaebeelee
@kaebeelee 3 жыл бұрын
Very controversial take
@SamsterClone
@SamsterClone 3 жыл бұрын
I could barely stomach his takes on it, let alone what he was cooking in front of us. This is why Anthony Banthony must win. Cannot support someone who voted for a psycho who also strangled three people and GOT POLITICAL ON STREAM
@Lewlew97
@Lewlew97 3 жыл бұрын
I’m just hoping Mr. Green decides to run in four years.
@friccle_
@friccle_ 3 жыл бұрын
“AH, EP EH, EH AE”
@garrettoliva5154
@garrettoliva5154 3 жыл бұрын
No Mayo in the game smh Jerma can't eat any of this.
@Exobiologic
@Exobiologic 3 жыл бұрын
No Peanut Oil either, literally unplayable
@kaizerdeath12
@kaizerdeath12 3 жыл бұрын
Jerma's standards for how to feign looking like a good cook makes sense now that we learned he's scared of gas stoves
@Mormu624
@Mormu624 3 жыл бұрын
Dishevelled man wears grease ridden vest and burns animated food to a crisp LIVE ON STREAM
@CssHDmonster
@CssHDmonster 3 жыл бұрын
FOR FREE
@handsofrand6660
@handsofrand6660 2 жыл бұрын
"Anything that has a slimy outside, I can't eat, I'm sorry"- man who tells his stream to eat sardines and mayonnaise
@JSAVACADO
@JSAVACADO 3 жыл бұрын
14:00 Jerma: "I'm just following instructions!!" The Oil: **ice fucking cold** Truly, he is the greatest man alive.
@Joe-pi9bx
@Joe-pi9bx 3 жыл бұрын
Hey it's better than the Germans just following instructions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@legend-rx9ik
@legend-rx9ik 3 жыл бұрын
@@Joe-pi9bx kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ea6nfrh00cm6mZs.html what I thought of when you said this
@bitchtitchs
@bitchtitchs 3 жыл бұрын
I hate it when my mom makes tacos and we have to be fast to catch all the ingredient that she tossed up 100ft in the air
@Sputnik_Man
@Sputnik_Man 3 жыл бұрын
Canon restaurants in the Jerma-Verse: -Burger Barn -Pasta Italiano -21 Beef
@hem9483
@hem9483 3 жыл бұрын
american barbecue and korean barbecue are COMPLETELY different foods and any comparison between them is pointless
@jacobcore6278
@jacobcore6278 3 жыл бұрын
A jerma stream basically boils down to him explaining himself to chat
@DimwitDangerous
@DimwitDangerous 3 жыл бұрын
Local man with soft teeth claims apples are too hard
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 3 жыл бұрын
Old Softtooth Harrington, we used to call him.
@friccle_
@friccle_ 3 жыл бұрын
I have a friend who only eats the outside of apples cause the insides are “too hard” He stops when theres no red left
@metalgearzwei
@metalgearzwei 3 жыл бұрын
@@friccle_ are you kidding? apple skin fucking sucks, how does he only eat the fucking skin?
@mishell128
@mishell128 2 жыл бұрын
@@friccle_ Is your friend fucking insane
@ratbaby3107
@ratbaby3107 3 жыл бұрын
Love the implication that hot dogs are topped by dropping toppings from the roof and requiring you to catch them on a bun
@cyber_xiii3786
@cyber_xiii3786 Жыл бұрын
Is that NOT how you put toppings on your hot dogs?
@WilliamAfton984
@WilliamAfton984 11 ай бұрын
@@cyber_xiii3786 yeah idk the dude who commented this is weird 🤣 he probably puts the toppings on with his hands like a loser
@spinningpeanut
@spinningpeanut 10 ай бұрын
Sounds like a skill issue
@williamkline6450
@williamkline6450 2 жыл бұрын
"i cant do eggs. i dont know how to open them" "i make a pretty mean scrambled egg"
@suteebaid130
@suteebaid130 3 жыл бұрын
Deranged streamer shatters renowned chef's dominant hand with hammer - pretends it was accident.
@EmmArrGus
@EmmArrGus 3 жыл бұрын
10:38 captive sea lion pleading to be released back into the wild
@bena7869
@bena7869 3 жыл бұрын
You literally have to get the double cheeseburger because the patties they give you are like a centimeter thick
@gagne6928
@gagne6928 2 жыл бұрын
straight up like 1/4 of an inch
@juliomontoya8824
@juliomontoya8824 3 жыл бұрын
Uber patriotic twitch chef goes on a rant about how every other country's food suck but America's, culturally apropriates tacos and spends all of his twitch money on French dumplings.
@radishjuice8662
@radishjuice8662 3 жыл бұрын
tacos are tex mex so techinically it's mexican inspired american cuisine
@ArchaicPaladin
@ArchaicPaladin 3 жыл бұрын
@@radishjuice8662 Tacos were being eaten before the Spanish arrived in what became Mexico.
@radishjuice8662
@radishjuice8662 3 жыл бұрын
@@ArchaicPaladin did I say Spanish?
@radishjuice8662
@radishjuice8662 2 жыл бұрын
@Joe Mark how many times do i have ot go over it. HARD shell tacos are tex mex
@THENAMEISQUICKMAN
@THENAMEISQUICKMAN 2 жыл бұрын
@@radishjuice8662 well that explains why hard shell tacos are worse than soft shell tacos since the US make everything worse
@keyakku935
@keyakku935 3 жыл бұрын
5:00 jerma to his mother after vomiting the entire pack of oreo's
@BacuChan
@BacuChan 3 жыл бұрын
knowing everything hes told us on stream about himself how is jerma still alive how can you not crack an egg
@rattyeely
@rattyeely 2 жыл бұрын
And he's scared of ovens
@gordonf5553
@gordonf5553 2 жыл бұрын
Just eat it with the shell
@aro_spectre
@aro_spectre Жыл бұрын
@@gordonf5553 as somebody who's been eating egg shells for years I can say I lived so that's probable. can't recommend the taste though
@LittleIcarus
@LittleIcarus Жыл бұрын
More importantly, how do you make scrambled eggs without cracking an egg?
@aro_spectre
@aro_spectre Жыл бұрын
@@LittleIcarus he just dumps them all in from a great height so they're all broken once they land
@manuhakala
@manuhakala 3 жыл бұрын
The one dislike is from the date who tasted Jerma's "pretending to know how to cook" meal.
@racheltiffany9892
@racheltiffany9892 3 жыл бұрын
15:36 I love how even Jerma cant think of something to say
@LittleIcarus
@LittleIcarus Жыл бұрын
He saw it and just went 🤨
@plutonium09
@plutonium09 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the only thing stopping him from eating eggs is that he can’t open them
@gordonf5553
@gordonf5553 2 жыл бұрын
Wait youre supposed to only eat the liquid??
@plutonium09
@plutonium09 2 жыл бұрын
@@gordonf5553 😳
@LittleIcarus
@LittleIcarus Жыл бұрын
@@gordonf5553 mmmm crunchy
@JomasterTheSecond
@JomasterTheSecond 3 жыл бұрын
Jerma: "Pour carefully. OK, _careful."_ The bowl: *[SNAPS TO A FUCKING RIGHT ANGLE IMMEDIATELY]*
@smithsmithony5401
@smithsmithony5401 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma has the personality of all the TF2 characters combined
@rodrikofharlaw6848
@rodrikofharlaw6848 3 жыл бұрын
I can tolerate a lot of things but I can't tolerate some hobbit talking bad about eggs.
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 3 жыл бұрын
What a gremlin
@gagne6928
@gagne6928 2 жыл бұрын
Eggs are just a filler ingredient
@rodrikofharlaw6848
@rodrikofharlaw6848 2 жыл бұрын
@@gagne6928 The best filler
@chimerschang
@chimerschang 3 жыл бұрын
10:37 That's the best impression of a jack in the box I've ever heard.
@diabeats_
@diabeats_ 2 жыл бұрын
5:00 It's good to see grown man Jerma enjoy the mochi hammer the same way as 8 year old me
@chetnikcheeto2300
@chetnikcheeto2300 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he completley missed the meat on the taco
@connorpickens7523
@connorpickens7523 3 жыл бұрын
Is this the guy who did *something* to *someone* that *one time?!?*
@gray007nl
@gray007nl 3 жыл бұрын
ON STREAM??!?!?!
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 3 жыл бұрын
In THREE physical dimensions?!!??
@zenhendershott7907
@zenhendershott7907 3 жыл бұрын
You make it sound like a bad thing
@jackryan2612
@jackryan2612 3 жыл бұрын
No, you're thinking of someone else
@erickmendoza496
@erickmendoza496 3 жыл бұрын
"Better than Mama"
@magmavision2000
@magmavision2000 3 жыл бұрын
*Better than Jerma
@chessemchesse3676
@chessemchesse3676 3 жыл бұрын
Better than jermama
@axel2741
@axel2741 3 жыл бұрын
Haven’t seen the video yet but off of this alone I know everything’s going to go horribly wrong
@ogfloatzel4025
@ogfloatzel4025 3 жыл бұрын
Mama is actually Aunt Myrna
@Versakken
@Versakken 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for teaching me the intricacies of united state's cultzre, from an outsider is very interesting to know the beautiful technique for cooking hamborgar
@jackryan2612
@jackryan2612 3 жыл бұрын
Nationalistic streamer claims to activate glans through use of imaginary "taco meat" smell
@gpliskin
@gpliskin 3 жыл бұрын
CRAZY AMERICAN STREAMER makes taco without any meat.
@agentpaint
@agentpaint 3 жыл бұрын
GrillMasterXBBQ is much better than Jerma at this game ResidentSleeper
@aub6120
@aub6120 3 жыл бұрын
thought we cancelled that guy already...
@c0bbo
@c0bbo 3 жыл бұрын
you can't cancel a culinary master
@Onyx______
@Onyx______ 3 жыл бұрын
He will be back
@eugeneedgeworth1436
@eugeneedgeworth1436 3 жыл бұрын
I would totally respect that guy’s content if he changed his name to OvenMaster, you can’t just have your name as grillmaster and only use an oven it’s clickbait for grill enthusiasts such as myself
@Marsaw
@Marsaw 3 жыл бұрын
“Is tastes like alien! Why people eat it?”
@RandomTomatoSoup
@RandomTomatoSoup 3 жыл бұрын
How much does he know?!?
@43Jodo
@43Jodo 3 жыл бұрын
The thyme soup strategy is quite possibly the most psycho thing I have heard come out of Jerma's mouth recently, and that's saying a LOT.
@ripleyandweeds1288
@ripleyandweeds1288 3 жыл бұрын
i like how when jerma describes fake cooking he literally describes real cooking
@SulfuricRain
@SulfuricRain 3 жыл бұрын
"Can you open this egg for me?"
@andyfritter
@andyfritter 3 жыл бұрын
I've actually done that "I'm pretending I know how to fuckin cook" technique before it totally fucking works
@jeamsis
@jeamsis 9 ай бұрын
Did you also stage a fake lunch get together where you got blown off by your friends
@bencatzilla
@bencatzilla 5 ай бұрын
was this referencing something or were you insane when you posted this
@animatrix1490
@animatrix1490 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely did not remember how much the sounds and music in this game were embedded into my brain. I'm having a like...out of body experience hearing Jerma talking while this imprinted-on-my-frontal-lobe audio is playing
@mattshu
@mattshu 2 жыл бұрын
He said “water based vegetables” as if there is an artificial vegetable out there
@18754KRS
@18754KRS 3 жыл бұрын
i wish jerma would call me momma
@chadalphaman8311
@chadalphaman8311 2 жыл бұрын
The mama music playing while Jerma is rambling on is making me go insane
@dallasdudolski8466
@dallasdudolski8466 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes my favorite restaurant, 21 Beef
@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727
@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727 3 жыл бұрын
Is this the guy who couldn’t feed his family live on stream?!
@awesometris999
@awesometris999 3 жыл бұрын
Has jerma broken into my house and performed a lobotomy on me? I have no recollection of this stream
@stuntfumbler
@stuntfumbler 3 жыл бұрын
this stream is really fuckin old, like i think it was recorded around this time last year
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 3 жыл бұрын
chaosgrandpaVEVO 21:17 wait there was a presidential debate last year
@stuntfumbler
@stuntfumbler 3 жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB there were six for the democratic party alone
@lokuendog
@lokuendog 3 жыл бұрын
@@stuntfumbler I feel like this was like back in January or February
@klg9549
@klg9549 3 жыл бұрын
My mind blocked out this one probably because chat was unbearable for this stream. It was just constant shitflinging back and forth at every country, got old real fast.
@acfreak55
@acfreak55 2 жыл бұрын
I think my stomach went into orbit the 1st time I saw him catch all the cheese and veggies in the taco and miss the meat completely. ROFL
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын
21:54 why is this so funny to me
@fishratthings3870
@fishratthings3870 3 жыл бұрын
Local streamer presents his lack of cooking skills in both the virtual and physical worlds
@nothing4mepls973
@nothing4mepls973 3 жыл бұрын
Gambling addict confuses casino with real vacation destination while making American vegetarian tacos.
@aortaplatinum
@aortaplatinum 3 жыл бұрын
"But that's like a joke, right? Like "OH AMERICANS EAT FRIED CHICKEN AND BARBECUE AND BURGERS EVERY DAY", but I do. I do eat that way-" [Arby's commercial]
@nanobanks
@nanobanks 3 жыл бұрын
If some of you just got here after watching Jaiden's "cooking mama" speedrun video no it was not a coincidence, the stars just aligned perfectly for this to happen.
@krumplesthe2nd
@krumplesthe2nd 3 жыл бұрын
It's sad that she thinks she can possibly compete with the guy who beat dark souls on stream
@Dorf274
@Dorf274 3 жыл бұрын
How the hell do you reach adulthood and not know how to crack an egg?
@ThisIsGoobly
@ThisIsGoobly 3 жыл бұрын
By not eating dishes with egg
@Tkmined
@Tkmined Жыл бұрын
Here we see the first hint of jerma's meat grinder experience.
@VideoMajima
@VideoMajima 2 жыл бұрын
21:17 Actual career-ending statement
@John_Smith_Dumfugg
@John_Smith_Dumfugg 3 жыл бұрын
Alfred Hitchcock was also known to be afraid of eggs. He had no idea how to open them.
@grubbie8614
@grubbie8614 3 жыл бұрын
Im surprised he didnt tell us about his mayo diet during this stream.
@yaboyjay7202
@yaboyjay7202 3 жыл бұрын
6:30 WTF they made Pierogi a Russian dish? I'm legit mad right now. Pierogi are Polish! They had one job! The name of the inferior Russian version of Pierogi is Pelmeni and they even look different. I'm off to burn every last copy of this game.
@yaboyjay7202
@yaboyjay7202 3 жыл бұрын
@Ian Brandon Anderson pierogi are usually boiled, too, but only pierogi have the half circle shape you see at 6:30. Pelmeni are either oval or halfmoons with connected ends. Lots of countries have their own version of filled dough that you cook, but pierogi are the original which is why they're a national dish and which is also why Russians decided to steal from Polish culture as usual 😂 so yes, they're similiar, but distinct.
@lilfryy5614
@lilfryy5614 2 жыл бұрын
Have you tried any coping mechanisms?
@Krex06_
@Krex06_ 2 жыл бұрын
They did Poland dirty
@javier11544
@javier11544 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite hobby with Jerma videos is looking at the comments in advance of watching it and seeing how much I can understand
@TheDehlome
@TheDehlome 3 жыл бұрын
I actually kind of like seeing these videos half a year after the stream, I can remember I was on a bussiness trip doing work in a cold EMI chamber while watching this stream and the feeling just makes me nostalgic
@TsharpInfinity
@TsharpInfinity 3 жыл бұрын
Local streamer puts barbecue shoes on, rips off squid's head with bare hands
@CruisinBen
@CruisinBen 2 жыл бұрын
“Mama’s gonna have bruises all over her” -Jeremy
@BlumenCT
@BlumenCT 3 жыл бұрын
many chefs would say regionality doesn't dictate how good something is
@rubenthekid
@rubenthekid 3 жыл бұрын
Who gives a shit? It’s Jerma. It’s immediately factual upon materialization if he says it.
@Camopartykei
@Camopartykei 3 жыл бұрын
You shut up
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 3 жыл бұрын
Those chefs would be WRONG, bucko.
@jamesmccomb9525
@jamesmccomb9525 3 жыл бұрын
I mean unless the stuff your country has is illegal elsewhere which happens a lot.
@burakuri4335
@burakuri4335 3 жыл бұрын
streamer indirectly explains to chat that he has the taste buds of a five year old
@MuseOfTheMoose
@MuseOfTheMoose 3 жыл бұрын
Jerma's in-depth analysis of a Fancy Feast commercial almost took me out of commission 😂
@sapphireshadow3425
@sapphireshadow3425 3 жыл бұрын
DERANGED streamer smashes innocent mother's hand with a mochi hammer.
@marhewjarstice
@marhewjarstice 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like ps2 character in the beginning of the video
@RyansGamerShack
@RyansGamerShack 3 жыл бұрын
I remember this was the only stream to date I pissed laughing at.
@JakeRanney
@JakeRanney 3 жыл бұрын
His reaction to prepping the squid is perfect
@rye_ay_ay
@rye_ay_ay 2 жыл бұрын
the hamburger recipe having nutmeg in it fucked me up fr
@coffeejoe97
@coffeejoe97 3 жыл бұрын
is this the streamer who lied about his ability to make scrambled eggs
@SethHisoka
@SethHisoka 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma: Brisket is a classic american food Me, Jewish: [laughing hysterically]
@FeenieVonKarma
@FeenieVonKarma 2 жыл бұрын
where I live, brisket is a fatty cut of meat that you put into stews or the thing I know better, scotch broth.
@leonardilifter
@leonardilifter Жыл бұрын
American BBQ style brisket is served, prepared, and cooked in a totally different way than Jewish brisket
@rigamarooh
@rigamarooh 27 күн бұрын
Jewish people dont know flavor. American brisket it slow smoke cooked not boiled
@kaibaiarrio1299
@kaibaiarrio1299 3 жыл бұрын
Im crying at the mochi part bc thatd supposed to be YOUR hand like just imagine you have a big fuckin mallet and you use one hand to beat the rice and the other to mix it and you jus- you break all your fuckin fingers
@Tinr2d2
@Tinr2d2 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Jerma routinely chooses to ignore half of the instructions given to him
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