yes, skz used my video title for a song lyric. changbin vs everyone else in skz: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/msWfZdahvK2ofGQ.html

seunglix food poisoning themselves for 13 minutes straight

imagine being their manager, standing behind the camera and just watch them being disastrous

Felix: “Do you guys want to try it?” The entire fandom: “Felix we love you but we ain’t trying that”

Felix: "I'm a chef" "5 star Michelin" This video exists: 🌝🌝"really, Felix, really???"

Nobody: Seungmin: i mAdE a rEaL mEsS Felix: “its all good now bro”

And then there’s chan who is friendly in the kitchen because he wants food

1:35 “God help us all. And JYP’s cafeteria.” IM WHEEZING-

"Lix.. I made a mess again.. I dropped a lot of ice cubes.." *EN-GLISH*

there is something so funny about two literal adults screwing up something as simple as a smoothie like HOW

seungmin saying “lix,.... i made a mess again” is so cuteeeeee WTF WHY DOES THIS HAVE 2k+ LIKES LOL ILY

9:28 Felix reading a comment: "Someone please call Chan!" *laughs evily* "well unfortunately he's not here today so.. Don't worry I'll give him some Juice!" *holds up the "grape smoothie" smiling. Me: nO don't poison him! 😂😂

Felix: it doesn’t have a bad taste Also Felix: *gags and almost throws up drinking the milkshake*

felix: "trust me!!" also felix: _"i don't know what i'm doing!!"_

Why y’all even trust them we all know it’s supposed to be “cHAns KItCheN” we all know he’s the only one that can cook

Felix: *fails making things as easy as a smoothie and pancakes* also felix: cOOkiNg LiKe a cHeF iM a 5-stAr mIcHeLiN

Felix: *Tastes and hates it* Also Felix: *Continues to drink it*

No one: Literally nobody: Félix: ToO mUcH bUuTtErR ~

Seungmin: "I dropped a lot of ice cubes" Felix: "we'll clean it up later" *it will be water later*

seungmin: “be careful” felix: *makes a mess* also seungmin: *grabs the container and spills all over the machine*

yes, i changed the title. no i'm not a mind reader.

They're not anything-friendly, thats why Chan has a heart attack when he hears anything that sounds bad. Seunglix: owwww Chris: **CALL AN AMBULANCE, POLICE AND THE FBI!!!** Seunglix- I just got a paper cut tf-

no one: felix: YEETS scarf

Seunglix: *compliments their smoothies* Also Seunglix: *has seizures while drinking smoothies*

Felix: "I don't know what I am doing" seungmin and felix: *decides it's a good idea to makes smoothies me: someone call chan

Hyunjin back then: "i made a mess" New generation: Seungmin: "i made a rEal mess"

JYP worker: The kitchen has been destroyed, sir. JYP: Felix and Seungmin. JYP worker: Again? JYP: every time.

Felix: « cooking like a chef, I’m a 5 stars Michelin » Also Felix:

Felix flipping his scarf multiple times like a qween is everything to me sorry 🥰

Felix: *casually gags* Seungmin: strawberry vanilla milk shake

Felix and Seungmin: "we're making smoothies!!! :)" Also Felix and Seungmin: *makes milkshakes*

When Seungmin didn't wash the lid and Felix said " Mr Seungmin?" I died, LITTERALLY.

Bless Seungmin for having to deal with the ariel looking fornite addicted snack

seunglix everytime: iT aCtUaLlY lOoKs LiKe A sMoOtHiE *ends up tasting bad*

YOU CLOWNED SO MANY NEW STAYS SKDNDKDJDJD

then : "toO mUcH bUtTeR" "everyone i don't know what i'm doing" Now : cooking like a chef i'm a five star michellin' Best glow up lmao

“Everyone I don’t know what I’m dOING”

how to end the world 101 1. put seunglix in a kitchen

Felix: cookin like a chef, I'mma five star Michelin. Me, as a supportive Stay: Sure you are Felix honey.

“It’s okay we’ll clean it up later” Is like me saying “It’s fine I’ll do my homework later”

Felix and seungmin should have there own cooking show

8:34 Seungmin's little "Lix i made a mess again" is so cute

Felix: dO yOu GuYs WaNt tO tRy? STAY's: nO tHaNkS *In STAY's Mind* HELLL NOOOO xD

Seungmin: It tastes too much like honey Get Cool: * seungmin eats honey*

Conclusion: Never let Felix and Seungmin make anything food-related. It'll be a real mess.

Maybe JYP is scared of skz bc they could literally start a fire making smoothies

Felix:“ Cooking like a chef I'm a 5 star Michelin” Also Felix:“everyone I don't know what I'm doing 😭😭” ❤️❤️

Felix: can barley get himself to drink it in the first place Also Felix: continues to try drinking it

Ive accepted at this point that stray kids can do anything, but cook

me: *clowns seungmin and felix for not making smoothies properly* also me: *has set off smoke alarm and messed up a stove bc of burning food* **UPDATE: forgot abt some ramen i was cooking on the stove and burnt the pot 💀 **ANOTHER UPDATE: I WAS TRYNA MELT WHITE CHOCOLATE IN A POT TO PUT ON SOME POPCORN AND I ACCIDENTALLY LET THE POT GET TO HOT SO WHEN I PUT THE CHOCOLATE IN THERE IT BURNED INSTANTLY WITH A BUNCH OF SMOKE

6:28 lol his face says it all 😂 Also, I love it when Seungmin speaks English. Lol.

1:33 see seungmin's huge hand and then see Felix's tiny hand😂

Why do I feel like Lix is gonna end up finding this video 👀

no one : not a single soul: felix : *shakes banana before peeling*

now felix is making 5 star Gordon Ramsay meals every day,, we love character development

I literally can’t deal with the sound it makes every time Felix yeets his scarf back 😭🤣

12:06 aw no hes gonna say banana boat after this Felix: bAnAnA bOaT Me: TOLD YOU help its like 3am in germany and i cant fall asleep

5:05 *me when i'm flipping my hijab every time it gets in the way*

I think my fav moment is “felix....i made a mess again” and the again is what gets me the most seungmin please get kitchen literate 😂😂😂😂😂

Title: Seungmin and Felix are not kitchen-friendly Felix after 3 month: *hey im chef Lix Would you like to eat aglio e olio? Or you would rather eat garlic steak? And what about brownie with icecream as a dessert? 👨‍🍳

And they’re definitely not microwave safe.

Is Felix okay? Like I'm generally concerned

"too much butter", "too much ice", "too much ice cream", "too much honey"... and the 'too much' saga continues.. also "too sweet"

Seungmins cute "Lix.....I made a mess again" Was the best thing ive heard all day :) So adorable. And his english is so cuteeeeee my hearteu can't take it

I remember watching this vlive and spamming *im scared* or *CALL CHAN*

yall dont know how many stays were stressing during the live over how they over-filled the cup 😩

Everyone: *call chan* Me: The strawberry smoothie and Felix's hair were the same color.

i thought you predicted the song for a second I- I was like "6 months ago? 6 months ago how's that possible? YT on crack again?" LMAO

Why is no one talking about the grapes for the smoothie??? That's so weird

They made a smoothie seem like curing a disease

ok but seungmin saying “lix” is the highlight of my day

Before: "Too much butta" Now: "To much honey" Never let these kids do a live again

LMAO FELIX'S FACE AT 11:50 - 11:55 *"mr. seungmin..?"* PFFT

I was following this live stays were so done with them the comments were hilarious 😂

11:49 IS NO ONE SERIOUSLY GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS?! FeLiX aNd SeUnGmIn ArE sO cUtE ThEY mAkE mE uWu I cAn'T-

Felix : I'm a 5 star Michelin Fans: 'already watched this video' Sure Felix Sure

ok but felix’s reaction to his OWN smoothie SENDSSKSJ why is he like this 😭

Imagine if they're lactose intolerant...the chaos afterwards

11:20 He's just looking at the smoothie but he looks like wanted to gag like crazy

Chefs- "I'm leaving my job" JYP- "why" Chef- "watch this" "shows video" JYP- *oh*

"Lix... I made a mess again..." Dang Seungmin why you gotta do me like that 😤💓

I love their chaotic energy so much And Seugmin's English in tiny

*From the future *They made a song about cooking 🤣 , “Cooking like a chef I’m a five star Michelin” - Felix

Seungmin and Minho: they can’t room together Seungmin and Felix: they can’t cook together

But can we talk about 4:28 when felix ask seungmin of "u want a bite" it's so CUTE 😍

THEY'RE A WHOLE MESS DJKSJDKSF FELIX'S SCARF I CAN'T BRETAHEJKSJXKSKD

seungmin being a baby for 13 minutes straight

Felix and Seungmin making poison for 13 minutes*

why is jyp still letting them cook oh god

Felix and his scarves will never change......... Seungmin made a mess yall I forgot how much I missed Cat&DogSchool vlives until I watched this one. Thanks for the translations even if it's just 13 and a half minutes out of like an hour, THANKS

They really need a Chan in their life 😂 I’m scared to death about their food. I feel bad for their future kids if they ever cook for them...💀💀

everytime i see seungmin and felix, all i think about is how felix almost made seungmin cry after surprising him on his birthday 🥺🥺🥺

The fact that Felix is making a *STRAWBERRY* smoothie with his *STRAWBERRY* colored hair- I- *DIPS MYSELF IN BUTTA* *YEAHHHHHH MATE IMMA WALK OUT NOW* 😂😂😂😂😂

When I heard they were making a smoothie without a recipe, I was like “ok...” but then I heard ‘in JYP kitchen and then I was like, “welp R.I.P”

Alternate title: Seungmin and Felix food poisoning themselves for 13 minutes straight (as a professional at making smoothies, I am extremely disappointed but not surprised)

Seungmin saying “lix” is all I need

Its funny how they cant even make a proper smoothie 😂

edit: 2:27 i apologise but I think there's a mistranslation from my part when felix said "did u make that", he actually said "did u write that?" so seungmin said he did wrote the pun in their ig captions lmao. he didn't take credit for anything sungjin came up with before some of y'all wanna be salty. seunglix recipe: smoothie #1: - A lot of strawberries - 2 and a half scoops of ice cream - A LOT OF MILK - A lot of ice blocks Smoothie #2: - Strawberries - A LOT OF ice cream - a lot of honey - a bit of milk "Smoothie" #3: - A lot of green grapes - Solidified water...a lot of ice cubes - a lot of honey (I don't know how the thought this would be good) smoothie #4: - a banana - an average amount of ice cream - milk thank you for getting people to react to my videos!

Felix:It's okay we'll clean it up later Me :Oi felix stop procrastinating

1:24 SEUNGMIN'S LAUGH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💖