Cooties (2014) KILL COUNT
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@pilotmatthew1787 2 жыл бұрын
I wish
@bluecubenn 2 жыл бұрын
HEY JAMES! COOOOOOOTTIIIIEEEEEESSSSS
@ashleygiron5959 2 жыл бұрын
Ji
@noahcorish1078 2 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this for sooooooo long
@noahcorish1078 2 жыл бұрын
Dead meat are you excited for the forever purge
@tyvania1322 2 жыл бұрын
So is nobody gonna talk about how the girl could literally see the black goo in the nugget and still ate it
@vigaliy7217 2 жыл бұрын
Or how she even ate school food
@glitchedhunter2837 2 жыл бұрын
Food is food
@OriginalName-ge3gv 2 жыл бұрын
Idk I eat expired nuggets with maggots all over them at school. Not too different isit?
@okjeffy6581 2 жыл бұрын
Well I am still wondering why the fuck did they kill their own students
@annetteadcock1848 2 жыл бұрын
Im more interested that they served chicken nuggets for breakfeast
@TellItAnimated 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Elijah Wood has really ingrained himself in the horror genre since LotRs, he, Daniel Radcliffe and Robert Pattinson have all done a great job of reinventing themselves since their popular franchises from earlier in their career.
@dastargaming4788 2 жыл бұрын
True
@PonchitoPoncho2050 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@calvinjager4691 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@kyuuwaiisbrother2220 2 жыл бұрын
Make more videos Please
@eddieg4858 2 жыл бұрын
Love your videos dude :)
@thedragonmaster1436 2 жыл бұрын
I just realized that the guy that played Sheriff David is both a Golden Chainsaw kill in Brightburn, and Dull Machete kill here. He's won BOTH awards
@TheDankNootTF2 2 жыл бұрын
He was also in Breaking Bad!
@thedragonmaster1436 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDankNootTF2 really? No shit. Good for him! Hope his career is still landing him awesome roles
@giovanniulloa7054 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedragonmaster1436 why did you say no shit
@Flameonoodle Жыл бұрын
@@giovanniulloa7054 Guessing they used it as "Oh My God" "Oh Man" or "Wow"
@bernlin2000 Жыл бұрын
First and only time that's happened on the Kill Count?
@sadshiver Жыл бұрын
"Oh look, carnage" is probably one of my favorite random lines I've heard in a while.
@Sinvicta 2 жыл бұрын
James nailed the Coach look!
@noidedjay 2 жыл бұрын
hey sin!
@seanbeanie1401 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@zerx5692 2 жыл бұрын
69 likes lol
@shadowboss7895 2 жыл бұрын
Hey sin
@delta_theta753 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, hey sin, love your videos man.
@snake_wit_tophat9835 2 жыл бұрын
“he gets overunned by zombie kids” *doesn’t get added to the kill count* *somethings wrong, I can feel it*
@dantelovesbleach 2 жыл бұрын
The dude did survive though
@powermetallistic2293 2 жыл бұрын
@@dantelovesbleach Yea, thats why he knew some trick was gonna come in the movie.
@moltenshard 2 жыл бұрын
@@dantelovesbleach He gives the commentary after watching the movie
@8bitboss 2 жыл бұрын
becuase he survives
@JolteOnWisconsin 2 жыл бұрын
No way Dwight Schrute goes down that easily
@Wooshey_Wooj 2 жыл бұрын
The “who is that lady!?” Joke was HILARIOUS already James. No salt in the wound pwease. Lol.
@ExcitedBlini-ng6jq 3 ай бұрын
I feel bad and sorry for her
@Halfbreedmofo Жыл бұрын
That ooh look carnage line from from the teacher with social anxiety killed me.😂😂
@thatblackhoodieguy5492 Жыл бұрын
Same name
@AlphaPhoenix7959 10 ай бұрын
he says it like it happens at every school in America
@Crackheadcentral2188 10 ай бұрын
@@AlphaPhoenix7959well…
@AlphaPhoenix7959 10 ай бұрын
@@Crackheadcentral2188 Yeah my brain was turned off when I wrote that
@rockbroplayz3654 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine doing a kill count of Disney “Soul” it would break the record
@diognes4846 2 жыл бұрын
They say how many people had died :)
@tonyflamingo8637 2 жыл бұрын
He does horror movies though not Disney movies
@diognes4846 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonyflamingo8637 yeah thats matpats territory
@rudra.patel.001 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonyflamingo8637 Your name is very classy, I must say.
@clonecommanderfang2827 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine doing star wars episode 4 or 6 space station explosion
@SixHunnidFL 2 жыл бұрын
Those kids that were absent that day were verrry lucky
@heystopthatnow222 2 жыл бұрын
@Lucas Sanchez LOL!!!!!😂
@louie9355 2 жыл бұрын
@Lucas Sanchez "ah damn!"
@hopepapernacky 2 жыл бұрын
Well it still spread across the world
@JetBlack2024 2 жыл бұрын
I mean the towns were over run so I don’t think they faired any better.
@sutterismine 2 жыл бұрын
cue FInal Destination 6
@valenciageode25 2 жыл бұрын
I like that the kids don’t act completely mindless. Patriot has enough cognitive ability to cut the electricity, respond to an alarm from another kid, and let the others is. Also playing with their food.
@iwannabeyahtzee8056 2 жыл бұрын
That 'Cootie shot' from Tamara was actually a pretty sweet moment.
@amaandesai7037 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry little one” -The Forever Purge
@alexanderhopkins917 2 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute wait a minute didn’t jack mcbrayer play Tom in the odd squad movie I have seen the odd squad movie once on pbs kids
@kalibruhmoment3032 2 жыл бұрын
So I'm guessing that movie didn't so good huh?
@noosakareal 2 жыл бұрын
"Oh look! Carnage!" The best fucking quote
@totaltakeovergames7275 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like only Leigh Whannell could’ve done that quote too lol.
@ceverett68 2 жыл бұрын
favorite line of the movie
@bioscar4998 2 жыл бұрын
I would say that first chance I get when a Zombie Apocalypse began-
@jasonstinson6249 2 жыл бұрын
When does he say this?
@Propane_Taank 5 күн бұрын
@@jasonstinson62498:09 is when he says that.
@hueyang2646 2 жыл бұрын
“WHO IS THAT LADY?!” My favorite line.
@keatonwestbrook2385 Жыл бұрын
And my favorite familiar voice.
@randomchannel1184 2 жыл бұрын
The rest of the kids: zombies together strong. Dink and Patriot: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.
@MegaJSK123 2 жыл бұрын
Who else paused on that document to read all the Kill Count requests? So many good movies on there, the ones I wish were higher are Lost Boys, Wolf Creek and American Werewolf in London
@samon5391 2 жыл бұрын
Also my favourite,as the gods will!
@spacespider4998 2 жыл бұрын
I was one of the people who said terminator
@JosephCWest 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so surprised Army of the Dead is number 1, I love that film so much
@charmeter2183 2 жыл бұрын
I want 28 days later and a quiet p lace part 2
@JimboRustles 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the color codes mean
@jg6551 2 жыл бұрын
James: “cooties (2014)” KZfaq: “cooties (2015) take it or leave it”
@juliancaraveo5700 2 жыл бұрын
This is getting out of hand now there are two of them .
@TheRealRusDaddy 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao your right 😂
@Duck-zb1uj 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealRusDaddy 25 sec ago
@Boomerangmonkeymain 2 жыл бұрын
@@Duck-zb1uj 1 hour ago
@Winnerizzy 2 жыл бұрын
@@Boomerangmonkeymain 14 minutes ago
@h1murashi 10 ай бұрын
Night Outs with Meredith are really something. She took Pam drinking, and here, she took Dwight on a zombie hunt! She really does know her coworkers.
@one_for_one 2 жыл бұрын
For anyone curious, the joke in him giving the kids amphetamines and them all falling asleep is that they all then must have adhd. Stimulants interact with your brain chemistry differently if you have adhd and function as a depressant. In school i had a doctors note to give me caffeine if I was a handful and it chilled me tf out.
@goldenhand9107 2 жыл бұрын
9:49 the reason i find that joke so funny is because it was improvised, that reaction from Elijah Wood is probably 100% real; he looks _so_ taken off guard and offended. i love it
@bigbrocol1908 2 жыл бұрын
Elijah has the “Did he just call me a fuckin’ Hobbit?” look on his face, freaking priceless
@bernlin2000 Жыл бұрын
I would cringe so much...like, we know, Rainn, you dork. "Sneak around like a Hobbit" crashes together both The Office AND Lord of the Rings. Why remind the audience they could be watching 2 better things? 🤣
@vandalsavage6743 5 ай бұрын
That joke and "I can totally pass for Harry Potter" in Wilfred the TV Show were so self aware 😂
@skyofthelivingdead 2 жыл бұрын
“So socially inept he has to study small talk.” Same.
@zee-bruh5993 2 жыл бұрын
introvert check.....sorry
@Its_Me_Romano 2 жыл бұрын
You lying
@aaronseidl5941 2 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked 🤣
@stardragon7893 2 жыл бұрын
Never have I been so offended by something that describes me perfectly.
@killergamer7222 2 жыл бұрын
Bro you’re lonely that’s so hilarious I forgot to laugh
@randomchannel1184 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone when dink died: oh my god! You killed a kid! Calvin: this is fine.
@ubernate860 2 жыл бұрын
Im happy Elijah Wood was able to climb out of the Frodo hole. He's truly talented and deserves so much more
@ShortHax 2 жыл бұрын
If Gordon Ramsay made a cameo in the movie, the kill count would be almost nil
@totodilemegafan 2 жыл бұрын
youre verified so i must like, its a rule
@titipezehealing4348 2 жыл бұрын
tf I just clicked on another video from lpl, Jesus Christ another comment spammer
@danilau2379 2 жыл бұрын
"What is that?Cooties?!In my food?You donut!!"
@stegt8484 2 жыл бұрын
It's fookin RAW, GET OUT!
@DemBigOlEyes 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, it would have a higher kill count than Final Destination, with Gordon roasting everyone left and right.
@2diceyy 2 жыл бұрын
9:01 "WHO IS THAT LADY" literally the most funniest line in this movie
@houseofaneverendingdor5666 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lilybrean1544 2 жыл бұрын
off topic, but i like your pfp!
@slayerking5267 2 жыл бұрын
ye
@abrahamlincoln8327 2 жыл бұрын
Made me chuckle!
@hannahking3491 2 жыл бұрын
He played wander in wander over yonder too i think
@bernlin2000 Жыл бұрын
15:05 But chicken nuggets turning kids into raging zombies checks out? 🤣 James' ability to attempt to tease out logic in a highly illogical situation is awesome
@michealbrennan8107 Ай бұрын
It was actually a fly that infected the nugget
@Electricity_artz Жыл бұрын
It’s kinda funny how the voice of wander(from wander over yonder) , a cheetah from the lion guard , and fix it Felix , is in this movie-
@ninjabunnywholivesinsideaw8216 Жыл бұрын
Badili in the lion guard was a leopard, but yeah, that's hilarious!
@lambsus9380 2 жыл бұрын
“Oh look, carnage.” He said casually
@hi-bl4vq 2 жыл бұрын
"Just enough blood and death for me to get a sponser"
@Catridingawatermelon 2 жыл бұрын
So my favourite food is sus 🔪🔫
@themyofmy 2 жыл бұрын
@@Catridingawatermelon 📮📙📔📗📘 THERE IS AN IMPOSTER AMOGUS!!!! MUNGUS!!!!! EHEHEAHAAHAHEHEHEAHEEHEHE
@Catridingawatermelon 2 жыл бұрын
I SAW @@themyofmyVENT!
@stevenmattrell3448 2 жыл бұрын
- Me watching the Venom 2 trailer
@christianfrederick4272 2 жыл бұрын
I like how that dude says "Oh look, carnage" as if it's not the first time he's seen this
@jesusmeza1678 2 жыл бұрын
He is a teacher obviously he seen carnage
@cooldude791 Жыл бұрын
9:29 got me dead
@cml__as Жыл бұрын
i’d really like to see a sequel for Cooties, one that picks up like straight from where they left off, where they resolve the storylines like the love triangle or finding a cure
@NovaPheonix 2 жыл бұрын
"A character you don't even remember!" James, please, he has a sick van of course we remember him
@cesarvictoriano8072 2 жыл бұрын
and he’s played by Hurley from Lost. And isn’t a major disappointment with what they do with his character. Unlike on LOST.
@PurpleFury2375 2 жыл бұрын
@@cesarvictoriano8072 LOST was far from a disappointment. And Hurley had tons of character, but then again, i have a bias as I was the only one in my house that liked the show. I felt a connection with the characters
@NovaPheonix 2 жыл бұрын
@@cesarvictoriano8072 It's really just the Van for me, I want it
@jimmybrown4205 2 жыл бұрын
@@cesarvictoriano8072 Disagree, Hurley has one of the best arcs and most deserving fates on Lost.
@stacyfrickboi6218 2 жыл бұрын
When James looks like he's about to tell you his grandma can run faster than you
@leifhelland6313 2 жыл бұрын
"AND SHE'S DEAD!" I had a rough education.
@wingbeacon8760 2 жыл бұрын
@@leifhelland6313 damn
@evanw.3756 Жыл бұрын
I love how he always decorates and dresses up for each movie
@gavino0077 Жыл бұрын
8:15 i just love how he clotheslines a little kid XD
@JamesG1880 2 жыл бұрын
As an elementary teacher it really does seem like this movie tried at moments to have a thought provoking premise. While the kids might not literally eat you alive, they will figuratively if you aren’t cut out for the job😅😂
@SupernaturalDetective 2 жыл бұрын
They can smell weakness
@slimyderek_7139 2 жыл бұрын
@@SupernaturalDetective 😂😭💀
@slimyderek_7139 2 жыл бұрын
@@SupernaturalDetective this comment gonna be popular within 2 days😂
@silverhawk8699 2 жыл бұрын
You know what, I can't argue against that, seen it firsthand😭😂 Also thank you for taking on one of the hardest jobs we have in modern society, you should be given more credit and pay😥
@RatchyRaccoon 2 жыл бұрын
“I’ll go aHEAD and count this kill.” James… oh James… I can’t believe I ever stopped watching your content
@Leigha-kp9be 2 жыл бұрын
I know I also stopped watching him I don’t know why
@heyitzzitro 2 жыл бұрын
I occasionally watch him when he uploads movies I either know or I’ve heard of
@BlaizeTheDragon 2 жыл бұрын
It's more like a bingeable channel. Wait until a buch of videos have been uploaded then splash an evening out on them.
@user-lr8ow2jg4e 2 жыл бұрын
I just came back because of the title. I stopped watching him for a while for no reason at all. I will watch him now.
@user-lr8ow2jg4e 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlaizeTheDragon You either binge watch em now or you don't watch him in months. There is no in between.
@Lauria-gb2hq Жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate how much work he puts in the background of his videos
@FeganFloop 11 ай бұрын
3:05 that is the first lunch lady I have ever seen that is gentle when putting the food in the container. Every lunch lady I have just kinda throws it on there and trys to grab as many piece sof food in one scoop so to avoid having to do it a second time.
@oranji7258 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that the only cure to cooties is a “circle, circle, dot, dot; now you’ve got your cooties shot”
@phantompenguin1065 2 жыл бұрын
Why did I never hear of this
@owyemen9367 2 жыл бұрын
@@phantompenguin1065 either someone you know never got cooties or they never got cured
@fledthehunter5293 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, I just got smacked with a stick
@captain1203 2 жыл бұрын
@@fledthehunter5293 LMFAO
@h1tokiri 2 жыл бұрын
what does cooties mean exactly? lmao im confused
@pokealien 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to know that people are actively requesting Hatchet.
@thepancakelover2355 2 жыл бұрын
Dudeee, I’ve watched all the Hachet movies and I must that if James does the Hachet kill count, it’ll be my favorite kill count of this year. Sadly, he might have to censor everything since Victor is really violent!
@manifestedbeauty 2 жыл бұрын
I watched all of them with my family and I'm literally begging him to do them. By the third one, James is gonna lose his mind.
@altaccount9351 2 жыл бұрын
Hatchet, you mean the Gary Paulson book that was turned in to a mooooooooviiiiiiiiiiiie
@Slurv3 2 жыл бұрын
Would love it too, but no way he can post it without being demonetized
@brettshulenburg4779 2 жыл бұрын
I came to say the same thing! It's my favorite!
@yourmother5928 2 жыл бұрын
As a public school student, the zombie and unzombidfied kids are basically how the kids at my my school.
@ConetheCone Жыл бұрын
They should make a sequel to cooties, I feel like the ending left us on a cliffhanger
@BreedableVaporeon0978 2 жыл бұрын
This feels like an alternative universes version of the Guy Who Doesn’t Like Musicals
@amberdragon895 2 жыл бұрын
It even has its own clivesdale!
@possums154 2 жыл бұрын
Oh for sure
@nananaomi 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em
@user-mv8ys5og5l 2 жыл бұрын
I hope that and the other Hatchetfield shows get counted some day.
@benji7372 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@ItsTheVioletQueen 2 жыл бұрын
“‘It’s a comedy!’ And they were like ‘well, we were thinking more of a horror’ and my response was ‘but it’s called ‘Cooties.’’” He says that but then “The Bye-Bye Man” came out which isn’t classified as a comedy.
@leomoreno7369 2 жыл бұрын
It isn't?
@randomnessltd 2 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly not.
@spicybeantofu 2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen it? It's not that bad it's a good idea just a bad name.
@arolurker3511 2 жыл бұрын
Not intentionally, no.
@jimmybrown4205 2 жыл бұрын
@@spicybeantofu It's not good.
@rivera5b 2 жыл бұрын
13:25 of course she thinks this is a 2012 style apocalypse, because ironically Tamara’s actress, Morgan Lily also starred in 2012.
@OscarTien12 9 ай бұрын
Also hey, Fun fact, Jack McBrayer was known for playing other characters such as the engineering Fix-It Felix Jr. from Wreck it Ralph, the nerdy Irving from Phineas and Ferb and, oh yeah! Hoopin' Goofball Wander from Wander over Yonder, holy shit!
@stevenmattrell3448 2 жыл бұрын
*The group goes to Danville “Hey Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today!”
@90139 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking
@nicholasgoatbe912 2 жыл бұрын
LoL
@smcool0514 2 жыл бұрын
no. No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOO!
@comatoasted82 2 жыл бұрын
Cracks a smile then heard perry nervously cluck in the background.
@fatpowerful 2 жыл бұрын
Big fan of James’s ‘middle school gym teacher’ fit.
@crosseyednarwhal7004 2 жыл бұрын
It’s scarily accurate
@SuperBaxterbear 2 жыл бұрын
@@crosseyednarwhal7004 Besides he's not old and creepy looking lol.
@sarahbarr3567 2 жыл бұрын
I know nobody will see this but we need to give this man credit for doing all this work
@myz69 2 жыл бұрын
I see this (:
@thesleppyteam9935 2 жыл бұрын
FR
@randomopal6758 Жыл бұрын
One day my dad rented this film from the towns library (yes we can rent films from there). I was about 8 or 9 years old and I thought "okay this might be funny, i'll watch it with my dad." I sat down and when it got to the part where the teacher got ripped apart, I started screaming and crying and had to run into my room. Safe to say I was traumatized for a few months and didn't eat chicken nuggets lmao. A few years later, I see that Elijah Wood is going to a Con that I go to yearly and decided to meet him for his role as Wirt from OTGW. After waiting in line for almost 2 hours, I finally got up to him and told him about my experience with Cooties and how I almost became vegan. He laughed and said "I don't think that was the intention of the film." He was super nice aha
@katysch 2 жыл бұрын
This has absolutely nothing to do with the kill count but I’d like to say something about James. I’ve been a fan for about 3 or 4 years and I’ve noticed over this time how considerate James is. He doesn’t support problematic creators and is very open about it. He also addresses offensive things in movies he covers very well and maturely. James even includes flashing lights/image trigger warnings. James is a wonderful person and deserves all the support he receives. Love ya.
@SirBlackReeds 2 жыл бұрын
Does he? He covers horror movies. The only kind of trigger warning he needs to use is one for epilepsy and "this is a horror movie kill count, so if you're squeamish then why the hell are you watching?" Crap like "trigger warning: racist imagery" is pointless and diminishes his content. Furthermore, who exactly is a problematic creator? For an example, E;R gets called problematic but the man's mostly a shitposter.
@elliereppe9021 2 жыл бұрын
@@SirBlackReeds for example the man who created jeepers creepers, that man sexually assaulted a young boy. James does not support him or his work. The trigger warnings are for things like for a example self harm, as someone who has struggled with it immensely I appreciate the warnings and know to mentally prepare myself or to skip forward, it’s so someone doesn’t get upset or damaged by the content being displayed! Hope this helps :)
@katysch 2 жыл бұрын
@@elliereppe9021 couldn't have said it better myself
@extratoasty29 2 жыл бұрын
@@elliereppe9021 just wondering is there any other creators James has talked about not liking? I ask this because I havent seen kill counts in a bit
@Jojo-xe1bg 2 жыл бұрын
@@shineeshaymin he said he’ll do it when he dies so maybe there’s a chance:)
@biggoochdog2129 2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for James in the new purge movie, that’s a lot of body’s to count
@h3artr3nd3r 2 жыл бұрын
Was it a good movie?
@peepjones3717 2 жыл бұрын
@@h3artr3nd3r it’s pretty good not the best of the series but definitely worth a watch
@h3artr3nd3r 2 жыл бұрын
@@peepjones3717 Okay, thank you
@scousefcburkito6523 2 жыл бұрын
How many do u think are there
@minigamercool 2 жыл бұрын
dont feel bad he makes so much money from this shit
@Sleepystrawberryiscool Жыл бұрын
The way that when dink got killed kill by the fire extinguisher celvin was so calm
@emo_link Жыл бұрын
I had a somewhat similar dream where me, my mom, and grandpa were stuck in a school overrun with zombies far as I remember, and we all survived. I don’t remember a good lot else besides my dream-version of me maybe running into some other lady who was ali
@abvgavl 2 жыл бұрын
Most people: "Don't do drugs kids" Dead Meat: "Don't do drugs kids...unless"
@dookie7299 2 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@bowlofstrawbs2863 2 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@Jar0fTeeth 2 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@remedy3507 2 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@yvox.71 2 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@DoubleKay31 2 жыл бұрын
McBrayer was also a part of the “Wreck-It Ralph” movies as Fix-It Felix and the series “Wander Over Yonder” as Wander.
@bradya456 2 жыл бұрын
Wreck it Ralph kill count
@CalifornianCuttlefish 2 жыл бұрын
and 30 rock
@craiglepetich3457 2 жыл бұрын
he also played a small part in the big bang theory as penny's brother
@keatonwestbrook2385 Ай бұрын
Oh yeah I totally remember that.
@thespyamongus6973 2 жыл бұрын
thanks for making coodies i have been waiting for so long for this
@wuzhere7518 2 жыл бұрын
This feels like an M rated movie version of one of my favorite childhood books: zombie baseball beatdown
@user-se7dj6he3e 8 ай бұрын
i think you mean rated R because rated M is for video games not movies
@nateds7326 2 жыл бұрын
These kids are ruthless, they killed one of the 2 most dangerous bounty hunters in all of New Mexico with no effort!
@eatthatbuddy 2 жыл бұрын
Badger and who else I couldnt find them
@aneurysm.865 2 жыл бұрын
They should send the HECU soldiers into the school lol.
@portman3950 2 жыл бұрын
@@aneurysm.865 nice
@jockeyfield1954 2 жыл бұрын
@@aneurysm.865 "don't shoot! i'm with the student council!" *gunfire intensifies*
@YamiSpyro2011 2 жыл бұрын
Every time James changes the rules for kills: Your show mate, im just here for the kills
@tetoterritory 2 жыл бұрын
idc if he changes up the rules in videos, i’m just here for the great videos
@kagemushashien8394 2 жыл бұрын
You like Spyro the Dragon and yugioh it seems, me too
@YamiSpyro2011 2 жыл бұрын
@@kagemushashien8394 that obvious aye?
@spacecase2493 Жыл бұрын
i watched this movie yesterday and honestly i loved it so much im so glad i watch these videos cause it’s given me so many great movies
@heathermccarroll2905 3 ай бұрын
I love THEESE type of videos! Basically like movies but shorten!
@thebrideofghostface 2 жыл бұрын
From the creator of Saw and the creator of glee is a killer tagline, dude.
@theratpriest4111 2 жыл бұрын
350 DAMN LIKES AND NO REPLIES? LETS GET THAT UP TO 1
@thebrideofghostface 2 жыл бұрын
@@theratpriest4111 lool
@thephony1651 2 жыл бұрын
450 DAMN LIKES AND NO REPLIES? LETS GET THAT UP TO THREE
@radiodemon3907 2 жыл бұрын
How bout we get to 4
@Dashie_124 Жыл бұрын
YESSER
@0Dawn_of_Time0 2 жыл бұрын
If this movie was real, no child in school would eat a green chicken nugget. I seen some kids in school almost throwing up from a slightly burnt corn dog lmao.
@deadseriousGAME 2 жыл бұрын
Fam as a British kid I just get my bacon sarni from Tesco meal deal innit
@ohmygahdbilly 2 жыл бұрын
@@deadseriousGAME the food of champions
@deadseriousGAME 2 жыл бұрын
@@ohmygahdbilly 😂
@edwardthibodeaux8815 2 жыл бұрын
@@deadseriousGAME bro at my school kids would drink “juice” We called it that became hotdog mustard milk was too long to say
@ninjafalls1739 Жыл бұрын
Yeah if I saw that I’d flush it
@Donrobloxian Жыл бұрын
Imagine A Kill Count when they don't give out a dull machete Cause all kills we're great
@NicaremE Жыл бұрын
There's already a few of those
@suzanneclark7706 Жыл бұрын
The VVitch The Shining
@ragpaw 2 жыл бұрын
Something I find clever is that the disease only effects kids who haven’t gone through puberty since cooties was only really something that happened to little kids
@ket_pasty1585 2 жыл бұрын
i remember watching this when i was 9, gave me nightmares for weeks, i generally didn’t want to go to school because i was scared i would get cooties and rip my favourite teacher to pieces
@RudeboyzRudeboyz 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear that
@Pringles928 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO WHY AM I LAUGHINGG 😭😭🤚
@RudeboyzRudeboyz 2 жыл бұрын
It's okay bro it's okay
@lordyoav7836 2 жыл бұрын
Okay what is your pfp from
@RudeboyzRudeboyz 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know sorry
@carliecairo 2 жыл бұрын
*When the gym teacher said "sneak around like a little hobbit" I almost chocked on my lemonade*
@WumboMing 2 жыл бұрын
chocked
@carliecairo 2 жыл бұрын
@@WumboMing lmao *choked*
@nugget0928 Жыл бұрын
8:11 This is the greatest comedic delivery I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing, and it’s literally just 3 words.
@Randomguytheo 2 жыл бұрын
Love this movie! Thanks for covering it James!
@avantikachaturvedi183 2 жыл бұрын
this is a kinda late, but imo the adderall and ritalin putting the kids to sleep was a really good story effect. Basically for people with adhd, stimulants (like adderall) have a calming effect and even stuff like coffee can make you feel tired. it's a joke about how all the "kids these days" have adhd
@AAAAAAA504 2 жыл бұрын
As someone with ADHD, and who has taking adderall, it does NOT always work. That shit had me SCREECHING
@adriannebee2056 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's a really gross ADHD joke that the movie did not need to make.
@erynnmurphy2996 2 жыл бұрын
@@adriannebee2056 I didn't really get the joke either and I have ADHD, So I guess it's like a hit or miss thing. Idk
@bearoqueiro8905 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like every kid with adhd didn't get it, because it doesn't make sense. talking from the perspective of having adhd, thanks folks for invalidating our existence again as if it already doesn't happen enough
@erynnmurphy2996 2 жыл бұрын
@@bearoqueiro8905 I agree with that. I know I have ADHD but a certain somebody in my family says I'm either stupid or just brain-dead, my mom really helps me out.
@juciy8599 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for The “Fear Street Trilogy” kill count
@aleeshahope27 2 жыл бұрын
I bet golden chainsaw is gonna be the breadslicer kill
@paulamcnaughton5939 2 жыл бұрын
I agree. And for part two it will be the decapitated kill
@bigbandit4436 2 жыл бұрын
Is he doing it?
@iateyourcheetos9951 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigbandit4436 if fear street comes out in blu ray he well most definitely do it. If he doesn't it's bc it's not in blu ray
@MrSketchyPlays 2 жыл бұрын
@@iateyourcheetos9951 Isn't Fear street netflix exclusive?
@kingofdiamondsfernandez6591 2 жыл бұрын
The kid that decided not to go to school that day must feel real lucky
@gvvmnceh Жыл бұрын
11:30 that kid was not worried one bit that the pe teacher killed an infected kid lol
@Failman-xy6ge 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes Danville, I’m surprised the zombies aren’t pharmacists
@redoranmagic6806 2 жыл бұрын
Lots of me! Lots of me!
@Joe-bo2fv 2 жыл бұрын
@@redoranmagic6806 this lyric unlocked a memory I forgot I possessed. I cannot thank you any more
@Glaedrein 2 жыл бұрын
I died laughing at the Danville joke
@thatclipmakerguy9959 2 жыл бұрын
So what you're trying to say is... there's lots of him?
@tetoterritory 2 жыл бұрын
i’m also surprised there aren’t any evil doctors with large buildings
@maxweltersworld2270 2 жыл бұрын
I once had a dream where I was in a Cooties apocalypse. My mom and I were in a strange building and it had zombie kids in it. They were weak and I killed them with punches and kicks. They were also smart, so they could still speak, and were better hunters. My mom and a zombie kid got into a fight and they both killed each other. I stayed the night in the building where I met Dwayne Johnson and we fought more zombie kids. We walked for a while until we found a train that we would use to travel somewhere. Before we figuredout how out to work the train, a giant army of zombie kids ran towards the train station. The only weapon I could find was a pistol, but it wouldn't be enough to kill all the zombie kids so we shot ourselves to have a quick and painless death and then I woke up. That was a fun dream.
@prematuretigerflesh7717 2 жыл бұрын
Sure bud, we believe you...
@maxweltersworld2270 2 жыл бұрын
@@prematuretigerflesh7717 I swear to god, I'm not lying!
@xtr3me663 2 жыл бұрын
You had me dead at Dwayne Johnson
@godvm1164 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxweltersworld2270 lol same even I get dreams like this like when my loved ones die in the dream I wake up crying. And I frequently get horror dreams.
@ElPasoCountyArchives 2 жыл бұрын
"Holy shit is that the rock fighting little zombie kids?!!"
@LittleLenno Жыл бұрын
The gym teacher is Dwight OMG! This was amazing 😊
@tabathashaffer16 8 ай бұрын
The end got me dying how the demon looking guy said it would be nicer if you were dead then the little girl said alright bye
@alienartist6811 2 жыл бұрын
8:10 “Oh look! Carnage!” Is probably my FAV line from this movie
@Knockoffedd4581 Жыл бұрын
Madness combat in a nutshell:
@unitedhags000 Жыл бұрын
Same😂
@break_the_galaxy Жыл бұрын
Same energy as the "children fighting! I can sell this!" line from Gravity Falls lmao
@bellaknightR597 Жыл бұрын
He says so casually lol
@user-se7dj6he3e 9 ай бұрын
somebody better call venom we just found carnage
@CozyRainyDayz 2 жыл бұрын
Any time I watch a horror movie someone in my friend group always ask "how many kills were in the movie?" and this just helps me out like crazy
@2111ah 2 жыл бұрын
Love the pfp
@CozyRainyDayz 2 жыл бұрын
@@2111ah thanks, your pfp looks nice too
@maryswaim2387 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly have to tell my friends then they say cool so you have the good friends lol
@robynnhoud4001 2 жыл бұрын
@@2111ah just about to say that lol
@ZenythGamingKitchen 2 жыл бұрын
coffee i came to write the same thing. love sally face
@adriannward6465 2 жыл бұрын
Lol as a fellow Detroiter I love how you throw in places from Michigan every now and then in your videos 🙌🏾
@skylerpatrick23 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, one of my favourite things about this kill count is seeing the Brightburn Jaw scene again. With it being censored in the Brightburn KC, I was so ecstatic to see how it actually looked when I watched the movie in whole, and it's so cool every time I see it
@jourdynne27 2 жыл бұрын
Important note to please remember that requests are counted *for consideration* whenever James isn’t sure what to cover on the Kill Count and wants to see what people have been asking for. The sheet is *not* meant to be taken as movies that are coming up on the schedule, so please don’t be mad if you don’t see all of these movies being covered next. Thanks, and keep those request emails comin’! 🥳
@DeadMeat 2 жыл бұрын
Dear God, so much this, haha.
@alecjlewis1 2 жыл бұрын
@@DeadMeat I love that people are out here to help you out James!
@placeintheworldfadesaway5800 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone who says that comments get ignored.
@dirtiscake4701 2 жыл бұрын
We just gonna skip over how this was commented 10 HOURS BEFORE THE VIDOE CAME OUT?
@StickiestOfCheese 2 жыл бұрын
@@dirtiscake4701 *People supporting his Patreon gets early access to videos.*
@noeldizon9667 2 жыл бұрын
Remember, James: Grass plays hard to get. The more you want it, the less it'll show up.
@ThePositive0ne1 Жыл бұрын
The run back for the nugget has me rolling.🤣
@jamalsampson9389 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of "Dawn of The Dead" but having kids as the main characters. This is awesome & funny!!! 🤣
@kevinrooney3351 2 жыл бұрын
The thing about _Cooties_ IMO is that it's a movie I suspect a lot of teachers really love. It's basically a love letter to the profession that's all about the lack of respect they get from society -- from parents, from their bosses, you name it -- and in which they are the heroes saving the day. That's the big thing I noticed watching this, more than the jokes or the kills: it's a movie about how teachers are awesome.
@arkking552 Жыл бұрын
Ignoring the zombies of course lol
@HJTTI 2 жыл бұрын
When there's a kill count...waking up at 9 am or earlier on a friday is well worth it ! -
@DesmondTV-pn1lg 2 жыл бұрын
Great point
@mast3rtdj 2 жыл бұрын
True
@aidenmartin1722 2 жыл бұрын
9 am is so late bro
@DesmondTV-pn1lg 2 жыл бұрын
It’s 9am Est here, Fook ur time
@nataliagalindo4931 2 жыл бұрын
it's 2pm here 🥳
@Wolfie37283 10 ай бұрын
I remember commenting on how he should watch this a little before he posted this so I’m glad he got around to watch it. This was one of my favorite zombie movie that I watched with my whole family and we all enjoyed it too.
@ImalsoaMercenary0105 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you you have no idea How much I got scared before this kill count.😀
@alexal6660 2 жыл бұрын
imagine how lucky you’d be if u were sick that day
@Kxelf 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@the13throse 2 жыл бұрын
"So what happened at school yesterday while I was gone?" The kid who's always making stuff up:
@hopepapernacky 2 жыл бұрын
Well I mean it still spread everywhere out of the school
@FlameyyWameyy 2 жыл бұрын
Technically, everyone was sick that day
@tangetstone2.045 2 жыл бұрын
But unlucky when the virus spreads everywhere
@DemBigOlEyes 2 жыл бұрын
I thought for a moment the title said "Cuties", and wasn't surprised. EDIT: The kill counts are the careers of everyone involved in the film, especially the kids.
@Nova_501 2 жыл бұрын
It should be classed as a horror movie tbf
@mikhailgorbachevsovietunion 2 жыл бұрын
everyone gangsta till james puts you on the kill count irl
@RainyDwarf 2 жыл бұрын
Next kill count : James A Deathnisse
@Emike-nc9ew 2 жыл бұрын
Yep,i made that joke before
@giancarloladino1802 2 жыл бұрын
4:05 he also played wander and Felix
@gabrieljvelez-perez9275 10 ай бұрын
Request: Could you do a kill count on “Eight legged freaks”? I love how the movie has an odd number of species of spiders situated in a single town.
@user-se7dj6he3e 8 ай бұрын
speaking of spiders @gabrieljvelez-perez9275 how about he does a kill count on that 1990 jeff daniels film Arachnophobia
@NoobedSkill 2 жыл бұрын
James really hits the "I'm gonna give you a private lesson after school" vibes
@Colechamdiceman 2 жыл бұрын
Show us on the doll where they hurt you, Adam
@ashleybelar4820 2 жыл бұрын
🥴
@EdwinHargraves 2 жыл бұрын
pretty stoned, and "oh look, carnage" has me dying right now lol
@JamesEnsor 2 жыл бұрын
Hell, I'm sober as a priest on Sunday and I thought it was pretty damn hilarious, too.
@EdwinHargraves 2 жыл бұрын
@@JamesEnsor lmfaoo, clever response man 😂
@brandontorrie5197 2 ай бұрын
I love the Wyandotte and Southgate rivalry mention lmfaooo
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