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Conner O'Malley

Conner O'Malley

Күн бұрын

Thank you Target asset protection

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@scooterking136
@scooterking136 Ай бұрын
telling two tech bros “thats all going away” killed me
@HarrisonSolie
@HarrisonSolie Ай бұрын
i knew it was coming and it still got me
@byoungjeezy
@byoungjeezy Ай бұрын
More tech bros news to be told this
@shopifypro
@shopifypro Ай бұрын
I had a goooood laugh 😆😆
@whimgrinder
@whimgrinder Ай бұрын
bloody genius... double corey kudos
@maklovin5253
@maklovin5253 Ай бұрын
thanks for the timestamp, jack*ss.
@omutrog8738
@omutrog8738 Ай бұрын
"I'm outside of space and time" is now what I will say whenever someone asks me what I do for work.
@Smokkedandslammed
@Smokkedandslammed Ай бұрын
"Its NBD really. Very freeing. 😏"
@ElHombreGato
@ElHombreGato Ай бұрын
This is literally what I say when my daughter asks me how old I am
@GreyMatterPlatter
@GreyMatterPlatter Ай бұрын
It's definitely easier than saying "I'm a junior car wash associate"
@TDMFAN
@TDMFAN Ай бұрын
This combined with 'I don't use currency'
@ihazcheese
@ihazcheese Ай бұрын
@@GreyMatterPlatter Save. Eat only Ramen for years. Buy the car wash. Sell menthol cigarettes at the counter in bulk. Live the dream, baby.
@dantraficonte8752
@dantraficonte8752 Ай бұрын
“I used to be two Coreys now I’m one” “Oh”
@unclepaulie4233
@unclepaulie4233 4 күн бұрын
so good hahahaha
@ShutterSnapped
@ShutterSnapped Ай бұрын
I intentionally contract a high-grade fever just so I can enjoy Conner O'Malley videos with that extra oomph.
@JohnSmith-bw6pv
@JohnSmith-bw6pv Ай бұрын
id rather get a high-grade fever than watch conner O'malley videos..
@JustaComment93
@JustaComment93 29 күн бұрын
@@JohnSmith-bw6pvwell I hope you enjoy Typhoid
@silverman1601
@silverman1601 20 күн бұрын
a 103 fever?
@planetofthewattsmadrid1490
@planetofthewattsmadrid1490 Күн бұрын
@@JohnSmith-bw6pv tf you doing here then? faxxot
@ConnorSimpleton
@ConnorSimpleton Ай бұрын
"we're in tech" ..... "oh, that's all going away" is one of the top 10 all time Conner O'Malley lines
@chickenmanmackenzie3525
@chickenmanmackenzie3525 Ай бұрын
i would give up every computer on earth just to bring the mob back
@AnthonyVCL
@AnthonyVCL Ай бұрын
@@chickenmanmackenzie3525 the IRISH mob
@liltopherrr
@liltopherrr Ай бұрын
Currency, everything
@JustaComment93
@JustaComment93 Ай бұрын
@@liltopherrrI used to be 2 Corey’s now I’m 1
@crazyjbub
@crazyjbub Ай бұрын
maybe top 10 corey lines but not top 10 conner lines
@timothydog76
@timothydog76 Ай бұрын
David Lynch said he basically learned everything he knows from Conner O'Malley.
@maxuabo
@maxuabo Ай бұрын
His name is Corey O’Malley
@jnnx
@jnnx Ай бұрын
🌽🥎🤡 tryhard jokes
@garrettwomersley6101
@garrettwomersley6101 Ай бұрын
@@jnnxdo you even know who David lynch is
@Novice127__
@Novice127__ Ай бұрын
Coreys predecessor ​@@garrettwomersley6101
@mackenzie9865
@mackenzie9865 Ай бұрын
😂
@B4CKWARDS_CH4RM
@B4CKWARDS_CH4RM Ай бұрын
damn Conner O'Malley is actually kind of a cutting edge avant garde artist comedian
@ralphiemcdingus2075
@ralphiemcdingus2075 26 күн бұрын
My brother in christ, you're only realizing that now?
@jamesstaples2342
@jamesstaples2342 16 күн бұрын
Who knew 🤷🏻‍♂️
@trash_bender420
@trash_bender420 14 күн бұрын
Since the first upload
@svtman93
@svtman93 7 күн бұрын
Met him last year at a comedy show, he was super cool
@HazmatKat
@HazmatKat 4 күн бұрын
watch his vine compilation screaming chaotic nonsense at rich new yorkers
@harrisonrandolph4669
@harrisonrandolph4669 Ай бұрын
Man I’ve been a Conner fan for years, even posted his top gun bit on my IG yesterday. Dude … as a man with a family, this is (to me), about addiction. This made me viscerally react. To return to my loving wife after what I thought would be The Answer. She loves me and my kids think I’m the sun, moon, and stars. I’m thankful I didn’t let it get far enough to lose them. To lose my wife’s love and my son’s admiration. Last night he refused to fall asleep until I came and sang him a song, then he went to sleep. Everyone has an insane alternate view of what they *think* life would be if they didn’t “settle down” and all roads lead to the people you love and who love you. Beautiful short.
@blank1778
@blank1778 Ай бұрын
Then she cheats 😂
@Case9300
@Case9300 Ай бұрын
Great comment
@Alexander-Hatala
@Alexander-Hatala 29 күн бұрын
Came here to find a comment like this. This video hits home, hard, especially while my wife and I are going through rough times and my daughter is being passed 50/50 split. Ugh
@idlx420
@idlx420 14 күн бұрын
It's hard to know whether its right to withhold the information of your actions from a loed one, but I belvie the mroalityu of this hangs in your heart. Being willing to fully turn away from a past action(s) is what makes the man whole again. If you can fully turn away and dedicate your life to your wife and family with true love, then sparring even your wife the painful burden of knowledge is the most intelligent and compassionate choice. I assume you follow similar philosophies.
@LabelRider_113
@LabelRider_113 13 күн бұрын
I reallllly struggled with the transition to fatherhood. Felt like I went from being a wild stallion to one of those giant cats caged at the zoo just pacing around. This video hit super deep
@tindahouse9051
@tindahouse9051 Ай бұрын
"No kings, no presidents, no senators... just Corey" chills
@birdflox1337
@birdflox1337 Ай бұрын
pretty sure that was the plot to Bioshock
@Crapstamper
@Crapstamper Ай бұрын
I've never heard of this guy and this just showed up in my recommendations. I'm freaking out right now lol
@alexanderespinoza
@alexanderespinoza Ай бұрын
hahahaha
@LogsMaggot
@LogsMaggot Ай бұрын
@@Crapstamper he was in a couple of episodes of I think you should leave with Tim Robinson. His stand ups are meh if you ask me but when he goes on the street like here he's pretty great, this whole thing is amazing.
@propakindustries22
@propakindustries22 Ай бұрын
​@@Crapstampertry having your name be Corey and this happening. What fever dream am I in?
@dogshake
@dogshake Ай бұрын
I love how his first reaction to seeing what is essentially a clone of himself, was “YOURE FUCKING COPYING ME!”
@spongegar
@spongegar Ай бұрын
They live completely different lives too they just look similar
@kobold7466
@kobold7466 16 күн бұрын
he does immediatly see through the screen and make fun of him for having to go to walmart with his wife
@Impossibility13
@Impossibility13 15 күн бұрын
@@kobold7466 Target, come on
@kobold7466
@kobold7466 15 күн бұрын
@@Impossibility13 my bad, G
@BingusLover93
@BingusLover93 Ай бұрын
I piss myself laughing everytime it cuts to him driving around like a Batman villain.
@planetofthegapes
@planetofthegapes Ай бұрын
The Absorbuller
@scorpionjacket3129
@scorpionjacket3129 Ай бұрын
Telling the camera guy to “hurry” while already filming was exceptional
@Skippy4500
@Skippy4500 Ай бұрын
Conner is the only true artist working in the post internet era. He's like if David Lynch grew up playing Halo 2 and watching videos on ebaumsworld.
@alicerosedejak4626
@alicerosedejak4626 Ай бұрын
fucking ebaumsworld bro what a throwback
@RicoRomanProductions
@RicoRomanProductions Ай бұрын
Best comment Ive seen in a while
@BigStromboliMan
@BigStromboliMan Ай бұрын
Family Guy rule 34
@paulwigpdx
@paulwigpdx Ай бұрын
100.
@ihazcheese
@ihazcheese Ай бұрын
You rang?
@Coreybrowning
@Coreybrowning Ай бұрын
I like that youtube pushed this to the top of my recommendations despite me having never watched this channel
@dyerseve3001
@dyerseve3001 Ай бұрын
I see you've changed your name to Corey, excellent, prepare to be absorbed.
@tjmaxxstan1516
@tjmaxxstan1516 Ай бұрын
welcome corey
@mobilisq
@mobilisq Ай бұрын
time to go on a deep dive, you'll love what you find
@shaye-uv6tw
@shaye-uv6tw Ай бұрын
change your name to corey
@elijahgavin6706
@elijahgavin6706 Ай бұрын
@@tjmaxxstan1516movie
@JangaLangaBanga
@JangaLangaBanga Ай бұрын
We're haunted by fantasies of who we wish we had become. But when we confront or allow ourselves to embody those fantasies, we find that it's what we had that we truly want. And so we go back to those things, if we're lucky, with a renewed sense of gratefulness and relief. But maybe this clarity will waver in the future as our insecurities and regrets catch back up with us. Epic.
@goddess2222
@goddess2222 Ай бұрын
Have you seen dark matter
@RobertKing00
@RobertKing00 Ай бұрын
Either that or were just really fuckin hungry
@josephdipiero7976
@josephdipiero7976 Ай бұрын
Congratulations to everyone involved in producing this. The transformation sequence is as good as anything I’ve seen in recent memory. The music, lighting, editing, writing, acting, and makeup are perfection. Bravo.
@Dirt-McGerk
@Dirt-McGerk Ай бұрын
As always in awe of the absolute oak trunks that are Conner's legs, that boy is built like an African cape buffalo
@sugaryt37
@sugaryt37 Ай бұрын
American Girl Doll Stems
@rennyboyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@rennyboyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Ай бұрын
dudes an absolute unit….beef boy o’malley
@Slampiece1
@Slampiece1 Ай бұрын
Dude could squat a building
@planetofthegapes
@planetofthegapes Ай бұрын
Cornbred O'Largely
@peteyoutubebong
@peteyoutubebong Ай бұрын
thats two humans fused into one
@rachelg2421
@rachelg2421 Ай бұрын
"You okay?" "Yeah... I'm just... really fucking hungry"
@RedMedicine86
@RedMedicine86 Ай бұрын
Whoever needs to hear this-- I know the world is especially difficult and scary as of late, but your body IS bread.
@SavouryLobster
@SavouryLobster Ай бұрын
Thank you. Brb eating myself
@JMill-bs6xt
@JMill-bs6xt Ай бұрын
Just covered myself in butter… starting to feel a bit better
@GTICHATTER
@GTICHATTER Ай бұрын
The yeast, its me
@legtit132
@legtit132 Ай бұрын
I know and your chocolate 🍫 Thanks for the reminder
@dreamyprizemusic
@dreamyprizemusic Ай бұрын
This checks out: when I went gluten free, I felt soulless
@ThomasInPrint
@ThomasInPrint 25 күн бұрын
The ONE Corey looked like a character from Dick Tracy. Spectacular short film!
@daphnelol
@daphnelol Ай бұрын
Hard to believe this was under 12 minutes long.. felt like I just watched a full length cinematic masterpiece
@awldune
@awldune Ай бұрын
All of his content is like 3-4x as long as the timestamp says
@ihazcheese
@ihazcheese Ай бұрын
@@awldune Don't believe the run-times. I start the built-in stopwatch on my digital wristwatch every single time I see this time-bending piece of work upload. Typically when I check my watch as the video is coming to a close, and I cross reference that with the time-code in the video, my watch displays nearly triple the time elapsed. Either Google is in on this time-theft ponzi scheme, or Connor O'Malley himself is manipulating the space-time continuum as we know it. I say know because I know of it, but do not have even the slightest understanding of how it works or why it's called that. I know it sounds cool. That's all that really matters. Anyways dude, spread the word, far and wide. This ends today. Well, maybe not today but, the start of the end, and hopefully soon because if I can be real with you for a second I do not have the funds to keep being so indulgent with my watch battery. This baby is rated at 10+ years and I intend to squeeze every last second out of that bad battery. Who knows where we'll all be then, but I have no doubt that all this stop-start-resetting with every upload is wearing thin the alkaline in my battery prematurely, and if I can't afford another one now, I couldn't even imagine what I'll be like in 10 years time. Please, help me take this monster down, if you know what's good for your watch battery. If not for me, if not for yourself, then, for everyone out there who has a battery in their wristwatch just like mine.
@Producer_Jacob
@Producer_Jacob Ай бұрын
If this was released in theaters I'd buy a ticket even if it was just 12 minutes long. In fact, it would cool if the theater just replayed this over and over to reach the typical 1.5 hour long screening time. Better than Moana
@ihazcheese
@ihazcheese Ай бұрын
@@Producer_Jacob Better yet, play it at 0.25 speed.
@bralph82
@bralph82 Ай бұрын
@@ihazcheeseCorey sped up
@mrchicanokid
@mrchicanokid Ай бұрын
This was all a ruse so Connor could wear a bigger chin again like in his Jay Leno sketch
@JamesLibrary
@JamesLibrary Ай бұрын
The chin kills!
@brendonjones5774
@brendonjones5774 Ай бұрын
this was like a full episode of joe perra if everyone took a heroic dose of LSD
@ElCrab
@ElCrab Ай бұрын
When he worked at Stable of Stars? At that low price point, Leno *can* hit.
@GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
@GlassesAndCoffeeMugs Ай бұрын
Talkin to kierkegaard about sputnik
@mackens29
@mackens29 Ай бұрын
The Duality of Man has never been more appropriately captured.
@dustincassidy
@dustincassidy Ай бұрын
Glad to see a comment that recognizes what this was about.
@mummyjohn
@mummyjohn 25 күн бұрын
FOR REAL DUDE this hit home
@garyfogel9530
@garyfogel9530 Ай бұрын
Conner there's nobody else out there making stuff quite like you. Please don't stop, we need you in these times.
@beanbo1611
@beanbo1611 Ай бұрын
Dostoyevsky been real quiet since this dropped
@ozymandiasramesses1773
@ozymandiasramesses1773 Ай бұрын
Shoplifting and Punishment. Or was it Apple Notes from the Target?
@kangaroo1814
@kangaroo1814 Ай бұрын
this droped 56 minutes ago
@gregs6403
@gregs6403 Ай бұрын
LMFAO
@ckaledin
@ckaledin Ай бұрын
@@kangaroo1814and not a peep from Fyodor Mikhailovich, exactly
@mjrleaguesweetie
@mjrleaguesweetie Ай бұрын
You can’t just make up words on the internet like that
@arclite95
@arclite95 Ай бұрын
“I used to be two Corey’s, now I’m one” that’s hard
@BodywiseMustard
@BodywiseMustard 23 күн бұрын
That's not how plurals work.
@arclite95
@arclite95 23 күн бұрын
@@BodywiseMustard you’re right it would be coreys’
@EITFM
@EITFM Ай бұрын
“I exist outside of space & time” with that nonchalant, humble brag delivery. 😂 I’m stealing that one.
@mummyjohn
@mummyjohn 25 күн бұрын
"I am beyond time and currency" is pretty solid
@trash_bender420
@trash_bender420 14 күн бұрын
Him talking to the tech guys was framed exactly like a Chad vs Soyjak meme
@jamespuffer2889
@jamespuffer2889 Күн бұрын
I’m not sure what the fuck KZfaq just recommended me, but this was amazing. Hauntingly beautiful, the direction, the cinematography, it was fantastic…I am going to binge watch this entire channel.
@impatrickt
@impatrickt Ай бұрын
dude just casually dropped the best body horror film of the year for free on youtube
@rollergirl808
@rollergirl808 Ай бұрын
Right! David Cronenberg who?
@mbirksted4994
@mbirksted4994 Ай бұрын
@@rollergirl808Corey Coreyenberg
@thirdcoast6513
@thirdcoast6513 Ай бұрын
Oh its tomasso the homie!
@fritzfxx
@fritzfxx Ай бұрын
Demonitized. Dude is living hardcore mode The God we don't deserve
@QueLub
@QueLub Ай бұрын
Just put Nick Cage in Longlegs to shame
@SCWood
@SCWood Ай бұрын
I'm glad they finally made I Saw The TV Glow for us straight white men.
@charlie-jd3ls
@charlie-jd3ls Ай бұрын
haha this is the best comment 😂
@the.bog.
@the.bog. Ай бұрын
that is surprisingly accurate lmao
@Jamesason
@Jamesason Ай бұрын
😆
@rustyshacklefordposter
@rustyshacklefordposter Ай бұрын
Conner O'Malley literally stars in that film
@negaversebuffet1954
@negaversebuffet1954 Ай бұрын
am trans this is the funniest and most correct comment holy shit
@jontyhugh1080
@jontyhugh1080 Ай бұрын
7:20 onwards is how I imagine Jerma's Mr.Greenz character behaving in las vegas
@rodlong1802
@rodlong1802 Ай бұрын
"What'd you do?" "I'm outside space and time"
@JHanrahan
@JHanrahan Ай бұрын
Wish Conor had a whole sketch show I’d pay good money to watch that.
@alexandercowlishaw
@alexandercowlishaw Ай бұрын
Big up Popular Front!
@leighfogg-liedel7839
@leighfogg-liedel7839 Ай бұрын
same here
@chinaser121
@chinaser121 Ай бұрын
how are you so.... online.... and still manage to do everything else
@leighfogg-liedel7839
@leighfogg-liedel7839 Ай бұрын
@@chinaser121 hes a modern Renaissance man
@Ottophil
@Ottophil Ай бұрын
His wife is on the best sketch show of all time. No matter how good he does, hes 50 seasons behind
@cjsdizzy
@cjsdizzy Ай бұрын
Bro is in his own lane artistically and comedically lol
@samcatsam
@samcatsam Ай бұрын
he's Crucial. best timeline.
@steel.oneill
@steel.oneill Ай бұрын
In all seriousness, this is a masterpiece of filmmaking and storytelling; it easily stands alongside the very best short films out there
@Liketheeanimal
@Liketheeanimal Ай бұрын
Gaspar Noe and Cronenberg had a comedic baby and we were all blessed with Conner O'Malley
@EastWindCommunity1973
@EastWindCommunity1973 Ай бұрын
Fun fact: This was Connor's PhD thesis on "early 2020s mid thirties white American male interactions with social media" and he successively defended it! Congrats, Doc!!! ❤️💋
@saganrak
@saganrak Ай бұрын
This comment is probably a joke, but honestly I'd believe it
@WacArnold
@WacArnold Ай бұрын
As a mid thirties white American male named Corey, I approve of this video.
@robcaulfield58
@robcaulfield58 Ай бұрын
@@WacArnold Were you already named Corey or did you change your name so you'd get breeding-aged females allotted to you?
@ummin3872
@ummin3872 Ай бұрын
i hate when my clone sends me subliminals about how they've stolen my promised life
@bigalcocer
@bigalcocer Ай бұрын
I'm very glad he chose to be a dad. being a dad is so much better than being a chad.
@selectionn
@selectionn Ай бұрын
dont worry about it, pretty soon (a few months) you will be driving your car to work and your sleeper agent code will play over the radio and you wont remember anything anyway.
@JamesMiller69
@JamesMiller69 3 күн бұрын
I would kill for a feature length in this style, blends so many different genres together seamlessly, 2024 is the year of O'Malley
@Bumpy_barejevo
@Bumpy_barejevo Күн бұрын
That was more of a short horror than anything. Well done! 👏 he’s so unhinged I love it
@EverythingandMore
@EverythingandMore Ай бұрын
Absolutely incredible. “What do you do?” “I’m outside of space and time.”
@TheTropicalCoke
@TheTropicalCoke Ай бұрын
New connor o malley is just what I needed this Monday morning
@mrlucius57
@mrlucius57 Ай бұрын
me too
@commaJim
@commaJim Ай бұрын
​@@mrlucius57Me zoo
@zildjiandrummer1
@zildjiandrummer1 Ай бұрын
@@mrlucius57 #metoo
@cretaceous242
@cretaceous242 Ай бұрын
Same
@paulprestarri4725
@paulprestarri4725 Ай бұрын
What are you talking about it’s goonsday today
@joerogan3079
@joerogan3079 Ай бұрын
*THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE OF 2000'S* *IM NOT JOKING*
@babasovka
@babasovka 11 күн бұрын
I just watched this again...whilst I laughed my ass off the first time, the second time it struck me as being rather sweet. It's a good representation of our dissassociative, impatient times....I feel that in the last two weeks the landscape has become an hallucinatory representation of, like, Terry Southern's last comic dystopia brain waves while he was dying in 1995 or something. And I'm bloody here for it. "That's all going away." is the perfect comeback to everything.
@chrisbaker7583
@chrisbaker7583 Ай бұрын
A24 has been real quiet since this dropped
@hexxFemme
@hexxFemme Ай бұрын
omfg hahahaha
@eriks_trip
@eriks_trip Ай бұрын
I like to start my week off with a small panic attack and some creeping dread, thank you Conner!
@JustaComment93
@JustaComment93 Ай бұрын
This is beautiful. The more I watch it. The more it becomes like an art piece rather than a comedic masterpiece. It’s like that other side of you that only wants to party and be a cool badass that works for the Irish mafia and sure that life is cool looking and hella fun but in the end Corey reverts back to his old life after merging with Party Corey because he realizes that once he is party Corey that things aren’t as great as they look or seem on video and that reality is more dark and depressing than we want to admit so he finds his way out of Party Corey and back in the bed of his wife because he knows how lucky he is to not be party Corey anymore and runs home to his wife that he loves and realizes party Corey may seem cool and you may think you want to be Party Corey but you don’t. You find out you’re happy being just regular Corey. Also vice versa with party Corey merging into regular Corey. The reason he did that is because he knows he’s nothing without regular Corey and needs him more than Corey needs party Corey.
@wolfcatwithagun
@wolfcatwithagun Ай бұрын
Despite, or because of, the wall of text, inshallah 🙏🫡🇺🇲
@sneedler8661
@sneedler8661 22 күн бұрын
As somepne who's decided to settle down and found someone, this was s piece of art to me, there's nothing more fulfilling in this world then waking up next to someone you can truly say you love.
@LightXiegfried
@LightXiegfried Ай бұрын
Conner taking a hard turn into Lynchian short film director was not what I expected when I first got into his comedy, but I'm here for it
@CeeLoGreen666
@CeeLoGreen666 Ай бұрын
He didn't direct
@robcaulfield58
@robcaulfield58 Ай бұрын
I love that the videos are getting more cinematic and involved, but he still has the dumb "asking people questions in public bits" lol. Never forget your roots #minionsquad
@BrentBlueAllen
@BrentBlueAllen Ай бұрын
Every time I see Conner running with white socks and loafers it cracks me up
@NOTINMYMOVlE
@NOTINMYMOVlE 28 күн бұрын
SAME
@semicarbazone1
@semicarbazone1 Ай бұрын
This is art. I found myself feeling reminded of works by Paul Thomas Anderson, Aronofsky, Cronenberg.... but it still has an original feel to it, what an amazing short film.
@fromage5536
@fromage5536 Ай бұрын
Someone give this man more funding!!!!!!!!! I need a full length movie by Connor O'Malley, truly one of the most talented comedians of our time.
@asweet2
@asweet2 Ай бұрын
If Aphex Twin was a comedian, he'd be Conner O'Malley
@RickR69
@RickR69 Ай бұрын
The techno guys? Ew.
@user-pq2mu5xc2x
@user-pq2mu5xc2x Ай бұрын
@@RickR69 what is it with ricks
@SparkySINN
@SparkySINN Ай бұрын
William Montgomery
@jackcleary500
@jackcleary500 Ай бұрын
​@@user-pq2mu5xc2xI am aware of a slick one...
@gnalkhere
@gnalkhere Ай бұрын
Is this his Windowlicker?
@akxnehtgdfbdfb7448
@akxnehtgdfbdfb7448 Ай бұрын
i can fully relate to corey at target. but when you fuck up and almost lose your family you realize how precious they are. been there man
@fakeNoahBritton
@fakeNoahBritton Ай бұрын
This video really summarizes every Man's dilemma
@dirtymike1274
@dirtymike1274 Ай бұрын
No kings. No senators. Just Corey 😂
@auntvesuvi3872
@auntvesuvi3872 3 күн бұрын
Nicely done, Conner! 👍 Kudos to Dan, Annie, Joey and everyone involved.
@colinmcauliffe5282
@colinmcauliffe5282 Ай бұрын
Never before has a film made me question my own existence and path in the world like this one. A true masterpiece. Praise target
@michaelcarrig627
@michaelcarrig627 Ай бұрын
When will a producer let him make a full length? Give him a CGI budget. Fuck. This is what we need to unite the country!
@jerjee
@jerjee Ай бұрын
Corey for president
@alexanderespinoza
@alexanderespinoza Ай бұрын
@@jerjeedamn, corey in the house
@Asherdasherr
@Asherdasherr Ай бұрын
its been out for 10 years Enemy by Denis Villeneuve
@Brian_Hamlet_WoodCraft
@Brian_Hamlet_WoodCraft Ай бұрын
@@jerjeethere are no presidents. Just Corey.
@RoxorTehCoxor
@RoxorTehCoxor Ай бұрын
Fishtank
@weforgot
@weforgot 2 күн бұрын
This is just a part one!! I want to see this go INSANE as a series 😂 great work as always, really gets me to laugh into my discomforts
@ered1162
@ered1162 Ай бұрын
This is the single greatest piece of content ever uploaded to this platform. Hands down.
@custommadename
@custommadename Ай бұрын
It used to be that every Conner O'Malley video I watched was my new favorite, but I highly doubt it'll be possible for a while to top this. I can't get over how incredible this is.
@Mowthelawn3
@Mowthelawn3 Ай бұрын
"we're in tech" "that's all going away"
@alro2434
@alro2434 3 күн бұрын
Thanks, looks great, a real roller coaster Max Headroom, Tetsuo Body Hammer, feels good kinda film. Also, here because last night, you were Seth Meyer's most troubling guest.
@TheRealBossMoss
@TheRealBossMoss Ай бұрын
Ngl shooting a short film inside a Target is a big flex 😅 well done if you did this without paying location fees
@mummyjohn
@mummyjohn 25 күн бұрын
fees are beta bullshit
@moonbabies
@moonbabies Ай бұрын
Best Subaru Forester ad ever
@MathewWoodard
@MathewWoodard Ай бұрын
lol I thought so too
@Robinsonero
@Robinsonero Ай бұрын
Used car market is nuts!!
@ItsB3enLikeThis
@ItsB3enLikeThis Ай бұрын
Connors videos are always the perfect mixture of existential dread and satire. He needs a sketch show.
@drew2510
@drew2510 Ай бұрын
This was genuinely so good. The psychedelic morphing scene seemed like it had a lot of thought put into the sequences and the delivery of "I love you" by (boring family) Corey felt incredibly sincere too. Can't wait to be a Corey!
@chillhopdrumz1862
@chillhopdrumz1862 Күн бұрын
“I’m outside space and time” is exactly what I say at my high school reunions
@nickytoothless
@nickytoothless Ай бұрын
Being a dad, this shit connects with me on a level beyond time ❤
@dyerseve3001
@dyerseve3001 Ай бұрын
And beyond space
@AaaBbb-lm7qw
@AaaBbb-lm7qw Ай бұрын
This is how it feels when you quit your job.
@pescad0
@pescad0 Ай бұрын
All movies should be this long
@fjhisd
@fjhisd 7 күн бұрын
This is the most superior meta art it’s fucking hilarious, yet terrifyingly real. Best comedian ever bro🖖🏻🫡
@coreylizette
@coreylizette Ай бұрын
No kings, no presidents, no senators, just Corey. We are the unified C O R E Y.
@5H3LBY
@5H3LBY Ай бұрын
As a Corey, I find this both troubling and yet intoxicating. I don't want to watch, but I can't stop. It's all consuming, it's disgusting, it's beautiful. It's frightening and it's inspiring.
@dyerseve3001
@dyerseve3001 Ай бұрын
*Triangulation engaged* preparing to absorb Corey #5
@5H3LBY
@5H3LBY Ай бұрын
@@dyerseve3001 oh shit
@inputreflector
@inputreflector Ай бұрын
@@5H3LBYthe body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good
@trash_bender420
@trash_bender420 21 күн бұрын
This is genuinely so amazing, we need a feature length film with Conner
@kinsmanifesto1
@kinsmanifesto1 Ай бұрын
Dude is really out here making impactful art. Kudos
@johnstumpf93
@johnstumpf93 Ай бұрын
6:12 was like the ending of 2001 A Space Odyssey Conner, for real, you are one of the best comedians out there with such an eye for extreme absurdism. Keep going with these insane concepts
@pizzamigoo2911
@pizzamigoo2911 Ай бұрын
Jean Hollywood is the last person i expected to see here. I love it.
@garrysmovie
@garrysmovie Ай бұрын
I was wondering if anyone else noticed that, or if I'm the only degen
@bertyamgeebler1865
@bertyamgeebler1865 Ай бұрын
🤣
@dumbcatposter
@dumbcatposter Ай бұрын
He's exactly the person who would be in Ultimate Corey's hotel room and I hate it
@aperez5360
@aperez5360 Ай бұрын
"Oh wow, Jean Hollywood!..uh....I mean...who's that?
@garrysmovie
@garrysmovie Ай бұрын
@aperez5360 woah, I have to tell someone what I saw here! Wait no... tell no one.
@SparkleJohn2000
@SparkleJohn2000 Ай бұрын
This is like some mgmt music video shit, I haven’t seen anything like this in a long time. Wow. This is wonderful
@Nelso5000
@Nelso5000 Ай бұрын
7:52 no way Corey predicted the Crowdstrike outage
@MikeERude
@MikeERude 22 күн бұрын
Outside time
@bigbugjpeg
@bigbugjpeg Ай бұрын
"I'll never have a family" he says smugly, undeniably proud is so fucking hilarious 😭
@davidk.8434
@davidk.8434 Ай бұрын
Men lead lives of quiet desperation. Even if the "boring husband" could integrate his alternate lifestyle "party boy" id, the person he's already become would reject it, and rightfully so. Dreadful and terrifying aesthetics as always but really a fundamentally hopeful message of resolving those mid-life crises
@mummyjohn
@mummyjohn 25 күн бұрын
you gotta watch out for yourself BEFORE you wind up in the suburbs. slippery slopes are often undetectable
@mybad6813
@mybad6813 Ай бұрын
king of comedy and surrealism. By god hes done it. He does it everytime. Keep doing it dude, you're legendary.
@u2josh
@u2josh Ай бұрын
my abs are shredded from laughing so hard at your vids. i love you, Conner
@PeaceOfTheUnknown
@PeaceOfTheUnknown Ай бұрын
We all need to live outside of space, time, and currency. Then we can truly love.
@BringOutThePunx
@BringOutThePunx Ай бұрын
I like how Corey looks like Dorian after he puts The Mask on. Obviously a call back to Connor’s Mask movie.
@shadowonthewound
@shadowonthewound Ай бұрын
Even the voice! "WHATTA RUSH".
@aarronconleche8468
@aarronconleche8468 Ай бұрын
I thought I recognized the look!! Couldn't put my finger on it, thanks!
@BringOutThePunx
@BringOutThePunx Ай бұрын
@@aarronconleche8468 I felt like I might be grasping at straws when I said it. But it looks like people agree.
@mummyjohn
@mummyjohn 25 күн бұрын
grasping? hardly, that's immediately what I thought of. It's right there
@McGamaStuff
@McGamaStuff Ай бұрын
What a captivating Buñuelesque short film showing an escapist male power-fantasy "my body is bread" Seeing the ultimate Corey linger at the end was haunting! put this on letterboxd! I love your work Mr. O'Malley!
@NM-ir6wd
@NM-ir6wd 2 сағат бұрын
I cannot wait til this sweeps the Oscars
@jibranmalek7403
@jibranmalek7403 Ай бұрын
Twin Peaks the Return but even more insane.
@cashtwonine
@cashtwonine Ай бұрын
lmfao literally
@vickmakesthese
@vickmakesthese Ай бұрын
YEP
@randeverett1
@randeverett1 Ай бұрын
The sound design is top shelf! The audio propels this movie forward, with sonic perfectness.
@ihazcheese
@ihazcheese Ай бұрын
Like that one guy said, video is 2/10th's of the film. If your audio is bad, it takes people right out of it. No matter how well you lit your scene.
@TandyMTG
@TandyMTG Ай бұрын
Lot of golden moments in here, Conner! The Corey Fusion looked like the bad guy from The Mask! Great stuff.
@Adamtherealboss
@Adamtherealboss 4 күн бұрын
This is beautiful. My day has exponentially improved.
@enavlen
@enavlen Ай бұрын
Connor is probably my favorite indie filmmaker rn this was incredible
@InversedReflection
@InversedReflection Ай бұрын
Love that ultimate Corey is basically Mr Green, he's even in Vegas!
@Isaacandjed
@Isaacandjed Ай бұрын
LMFAO
@solharv7817
@solharv7817 Ай бұрын
“No one can fuck with Mr Green!!”
@flungulus2613
@flungulus2613 Ай бұрын
This will be jerma in 4 days
@cmcbkt4668
@cmcbkt4668 Ай бұрын
the greedy grinner always ends up on top
@sclint1427
@sclint1427 Ай бұрын
I literally screamed "MR GREEN!" when both Coreys fused
@scud9297
@scud9297 Ай бұрын
Need to see you in more collaborations with Tim, you are the comedy this world needs but doesn't deserve.
@EricJae.
@EricJae. Ай бұрын
I’ve counted *237* movie references
@teimurtash
@teimurtash Ай бұрын
Did you count License to Drive (1988) starring the two Coreys.
@gentlesoft6627
@gentlesoft6627 Ай бұрын
room 237 km to the moon
@evanseyfried
@evanseyfried 18 күн бұрын
Plus the end credits song is the Katy Perry song from earlier 😆
@coreya1861
@coreya1861 Ай бұрын
Thank you Conner I can feel the bugs crawling around underneath my skin as they gnaw at my bones!
@internetshaquille
@internetshaquille Ай бұрын
This one really strikes to the Corey
@WeIsDaTyrantz
@WeIsDaTyrantz Ай бұрын
Once you Corey to me, you on the Corb forever.
@roymarshall_
@roymarshall_ Ай бұрын
I'm drinking your watermelon juice and experiencing existential horror all in one go
@Aaron-es2tu
@Aaron-es2tu Ай бұрын
looking forward to your april fools collab with big man conner
@MrFijiWiji
@MrFijiWiji Ай бұрын
love you shaq
@Crapstamper
@Crapstamper Ай бұрын
It does
@paulwalker379
@paulwalker379 Ай бұрын
might be the best thing I've watched all year. Thank you for putting life into perspective
@warhero82
@warhero82 Ай бұрын
Not knowing whether I'm too high, or not high enough when I watch these short films is why I keep coming back
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