from what I've heard this place is better than a 5* hotel free gym tv with all channels food etc me and my friends have booked a 2 month holiday in August

Haha is this supposed to be a prison it’s like a 5 star hotel compared to the thing I watched in Madagascar worlds toughest prisons 100 people crammed into a 30 man room and these get all this luxury only in Ireland 😟

A wing is a kip but b wing is cushy

y,know the way clubs have chill-out rooms with 'chill' music to, like, chill people out who are in danger of freaking out on cheap'n'nasty drugs (- or unexpectedly good ones), along with the heat and the crowds and the 200 beats per minute out on the main floor..? The music in this video is like, the, opposite! It sounds like what they'd play in the waiting area in Guantanamo. Nice undercurrent of existential Doom in the bass there; the almost imperceptible but omnipresent weaving thread of generalised anxiety in the middle range, capped with those heart - stopping stabs of adrenaline - squirting synth shrieks and " 'bitch - slaps' in the dark" over the top end... Bravissimo! Clearly, somebody's "done a goof"..! Looks like the politicians and the chamber of commerce types must have got shown the cut with the "Scare the little scrotes straight" soundtrack... and the prisons future residents must have got the version with the track taken off "The Best of Bland! 20 reasonably good tracks for PowerPoint Presentations & Corporate Receptions". Thanks to the mix - up, there's liable to be a mob of lobotomized looking zombies wandering around The Glen! Thank God one half are wearing tracksuits and the other half are wearing *suit-* suits, or there'd *really* be chaos, they'd never tell 'em apart! 🤣

Looks a nice place for a holiday

What a disgusting disgrace

Luxury hotel see you next month

Holiday centres for criminals😂😂

Ah ha ha ha ha ha! in china we call this holliday camp

The old cork prison would be a great site for a juvenile centre. God knows we need one, lots of animals came out after covid

What a joke