Onfire objecting to a slim and trim Cornwood was hilarious!

Cornwood in court is always great. Cornwood representing himself and cross-examining himself in court is bloody hilarious.

Real Cornwood is back baby

The self objection nearly murdered me 😂

This has me dying laughing, so glad Cornwood videos are back for me to watch at work

Thanks for this I needed a good laugh this morning.

W Angel allowing cornwood to cross himself. PHENOMENAL improv of the situation from both her and the opposing lawyer (Tony Long)? allowing cornwood to cook

This was a great RP day back, first rp stream I went back and watched vod for what I missed in a few weeks

if they are missing an eye and cant tell how far away they were when they seen the police how could they tell that the vehicle was only 1 yard away when he pulled in front of them?

Mr. Cornwood, Do you have an opening statement?.... Cornwood: Yes, I do. That did not happen. Thank you... LOL Brillant LMAO

Onfire strikes again

We are so back

every time esfand want to throw a case Cornwood endup winning!

Glad the RP break helped Esfand. When he does what Cornwood would do thats when the rp shines. Consequences, hoppers, chatters, criminals, high command etc all of their thoughts or feelings are irrelevant if hes doing what Cornwood would do.

this was 100% kangaroo court

Love that Cornwood is back, was definitely missed.

This is exactly what I needed today

Bro this was amazingly funny! Return of Cornwood!

He straight up arguing with himself LMAO

This was so good!

🎯 Key points for quick navigation: 00:00 *⚖️ Cletus Cornwood is surprised by a sudden court case involving a 3-month-old incident.* 00:13 *🚓 Chang Gang members were shot down, and Cornwood is uncertain about who shot them.* 01:08 *🛶 The case involves Cornwood allegedly using excessive force when colliding with a jet ski.* 01:36 *🧑‍⚖️ Discussion on the relevance of pit authorization during vehicle pursuit.* 02:04 *📚 Scientific principles are questioned to understand the collision dynamics.* 02:45 *🤔 Cornwood defends his actions, stating the jet ski made contact with him.* 03:26 *🚤 Cornwood describes the jet ski collision details, involving another person on the jet ski.* 04:07 *🚀 Greater-than-zero weight discussion humorously scrutinizes the jet ski's movement.* 05:16 *📏 Cornwood attempts to demonstrate the collision scenario using a projector.* 06:11 *💬 Cornwood attempts to cross-examine himself humorously.* 07:03 *🤷 Cornwood's self-cross-examination is challenged for relevance.* 08:04 *🚧 Demonstration of the collision positioning in the courtroom.* 09:14 *🤦 The plaintiff withdraws a question about Cornwood's right leg.* 10:50 *👀 Discussion about the plaintiff's ability to recognize the police presence.* 11:18 *📜 Court acknowledges contradictions and incomplete timeline but rules in favor of the LSPD.* 12:00 *✅ Cornwood and LSPD are found not liable, and the case sets a legal precedent for reasonable force in police pursuits.* 12:40 *🎉 Cornwood celebrates being the first high command member to win a lawsuit.* Made with HARPA AI

This was such a great RP stream

Is cornwood the only good officer in court?

Now thats some proper CORNWOOD shit dude! EZ W

119 mph 😂

this was so good

Cross examine killed me

peak Cornwood XD

Yo esfand you the goat!

Good ol' Cornwood

The big C letsgoooo

2nd Cornwood case law and first in 4.0 DUB for BCSO

Return of the king!

Bruh hahaha!