it's actually a REAL voice, believe it or not!

Sounds dangerous - could be a carrier.

I knew Gogglebox's Giles was going to make it in the voice industry

I just shot my neighbour dead because he drives a 'people carrier' nasty spreader of diseases :)

@@mikeb2575 🤣😹🤣😹🍿

Snot wot eee sedd atool.

@@briargoatkilla It's not what he said at all. You're american, aren't you? Yeah, you are.. Typical

2funny

"viral" 😁

@@tonysansom too too funny ROFLMFAO

No, but you should go home now before you cause anymore trouble 🇬🇧

Exactly my thoughts

Just stupid film 🤣🤣🤣👍 I cat stop laughing

😂🦇

Hahahahahaha this comment has just made my day 😂😂😂

Just add a ladder and you can be more neighborly.

Thats awesome

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😁

It may take a few for most to figure it out

Just the fact that some people thought this was real tells me that our society is doomed.

Well now i know, thanks

help lmaooo

We're allll doooomed

They even did their stupid "COVID 19" fact thing below it.

Haha you're so right! Literally the funniest thing I've ever seen mate 🤣🤣,👍👍

They probably think it's real

It's true.

I was that very girl, same clothes and hair and time, when a beat up truck pulled up with the passenger door swung wide open with a guy that looked ugly like Charles Bronson grinning from the driver's seat with a ready bag of candy an an offer of a ride home. Was out on empty sidewalks mid- morning on a school day to go home for a dentist's appointment. Only a block from home, I shook my head and left. Gives me the shudders now just to think of it.

John banjo thank you!

This is brilliant. I loved these public information films as a kid, they were more entertaining than most of the kids shows. I wish they had included some of the ones where the wee boy could understand what his cat was saying...'Charlie says never go within two metres of someone who doesn't live with you....' . I think some of it came from the 'what to do in a nuclear attack' film. The one that told you to shelter under a stone bridge or pile furniture against your front door.

Thanks for that John

@@evelynwilson1566 they are all on you tube look for Charlie Says or public information films x

No one thinks that

I dug a hole in the lounge and drank half a bottle of Dettol before realizing.

@D-Beat & Techno you must have got some anti bac in your eyes cause the comments are all over this video

@@ajaxmax7843 you're clearly blind,god love you

Ajax Max ....see Twitter and InTheMatrixxx ....he posted it without realizing it was a parody and from half the comments many think it’s real. twitter.com/inthematrixxx/status/1278533476929724416?s=21

Thanks pal!

Charlie says, never play with matches, I think he's waving Petunia, oh he's going for a swim. Call the coastguard, find a telephone box and dial 999 and ask for the coastguard. I won't be there when you cross the road. Dip don't dazzle. Still watch these on KZfaq and never climb an electricity pilon.....wow we learnt so much as kids. The squirrel crossing the road names gone...😂❤yeah Tufty.❤❤❤

@@IhaveMy0pinion Just say no to drugs.

@@michaelward9880 no no no I'm not going in that drug store noooooo not going to happen. 😁

@@IhaveMy0pinion - You might like the 'Inside No. 9' episode called 'Wise Owl' (S07E06) which is heavily inspired by these kinds of public safety advertisements.

Think once think twice think bike and the Charlie says cartoons

Don't forget Donald pleasance......" I am the spirit of dark and lonely waters..." that scared me as in 1971 I nearly drowned..that public information film really hit home...

@@feydespiel.😂

Return 2 Innocence I’m on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Renamed car owner virus, I’m dead... L😂😂L

lol. it's actually true tho

All cars are carriers.... Aeroplanes too... Trains too... There are all people carriers. 😂

@@liajohnson685 and I just seen this I'm not stop laughing that .y 14 yr old is laughing out loud @ 4am😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👊

At least you won't be shitting in your own flat 👍

😂😂😂....👍

Ha ha ha

@ViciousProphet no! That messes up the texture of the shit!

I tried laying down with just my anal duct vulnerable Unfortunately I had no trowsers at the time. Shortly thereafter I began to have a sensation similar to the first symptoms of aids. A distinct pounding sensation in my anal duct

😂

NEWSFLASH! The virus isn't infectious in pubs at all, with or without a meal, substantial or not...because they're all fucking shut! Mind you, I'll bet the House of Commons taxpayer subsidised bars aren't.

👍 😂

N you lived! Now its over sized kids are the ones being terrified over a bad cold.

And now the world knows about this.....but not THIS video.

Are people so dumb, they can't realize this is a Joke....soo many dummies... They guy who edited this was very resourceful

Ginger Bread CHIP PAN FIRE

@@yoeltaveras1861 ok boomer do you need help using the internet?

Lmfao

Yep, friggin idiots

Yeah normally on their chins

What if you were just in a suspicious place like a grocery store and have to go directly to another place, a pharmacy maybe, for grany's BP meds, and only have one mask? What about mask contamination? Wouldn't it be safer to NOT fiddle with the mask, not put your hands near your face and just get all your errands done in one swoop and THEN sanitize your hands before touching the mask? Just wondering...

@@elisabethseaton6521 you still could carry the virus in your house on that mask,even if you don't touch it until you get home. but if it's on the mask, it's on your clothes. It's everywhere except for your anus,if you are wearing underwear that is.

They will contact trace the cars .if they remeber 2 sign in lol

When vehicles are infected. It mutates and become the car owners virus

@@stevencorrea6946 They've still not caught IT 👀

What'ja think you are ...sweeney or summ'ink! 🤣🤣🤣

@ Nick Hill: Love George Carlin, Nick!

I don't understand..

@@willmoore7582 In that case, go straight to the top of the class... and jump!🤪

George's wisdom is timeless!

This is the Eugenics Movement of the overlords and the stupid are who they are after. They believe that the stupid are holding back the evolution of humanity. Having now developed technology to the point that they are not needed and the overlords can finally kill them off. With my heart breaking for them, I look around at all the idiots in a mask excited to take an experimental untested vaccine for which you can not sue if you are hurt by it, sadly it occurs to be that the overlords may have a point.

😂😂😂😂

Stay there...we'll let you know!😂

😄 you'll get a text

When it's been 14 days, you should be good to go!

Never.

Now we have a nice piece of Blue Peter, as in "here's one we made earlier "

Not just any chair......”your favorite chair”🤣🤣🤣🤣

What about dig a hole in your house? WTF

Maddalena Petrillo Back when there was no indoor plumbing the toilet used to be outside.

it's safer to pooindoors than go outside.

Hahahahahaha!

I’m just cracking up at your comment!

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣❤️

Bro thank you for making me laugh I haven't laughed in a while funny shit

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... so why are you talking to complete strangers on here 😅

I remember " Don't Talk to Strangers" by Ronnie James Dio.....

Yes I remember the song...say no to strangers, say no no no no no!!

Child ' I been nit to talk to strangers'. Weirdo 'What's your name?' child 'my name is Mark' Weirdo'My name is Daniel, we are not strangers anymore'.

I was in the Boy Scouts in the 90's. And every year we had to watch those pervert awareness films with all the parents in tow. And some of the new parents would get so appalled at all of us laughing at the whole thing. Anyone trying that on us would've been made fun of until they committed suicide.

I’m not the only one that thought that! Whew!

Especially withe all the men sitting in the park. And to think there was a time when I would've thought they were seeking single mothers.

It is...

You think...?

No shit

*robots :P

lolol me too up to digging a hole in the room..

🤣🤣

I've just done it! LOL

Oh it’s there... somewhere 400 people are cringing and someone is hovering over the deactivate account feature 🤣🤣🤣🤣

They knew about this in the seventies wake up sheep hole , pity they didn’t know about jimmy savill and Rolf Harris in the seventies could have saved a lot of trouble

@@mickd6942 some knew about Jimmy..... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rJp_raxqrL_Fl2Q.html

Literally

Yeah how could he have known that all them years ago? 😲 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah

@@baghiballsakh82 They were very clever back then. Now with all the inbreeding between all the different populations on earth due to too much air travel wev'e all got dumbed down a bit & lost our psychic abilities. Oh & their brains were not fried by mobile phone emissions.

Wonder if he can sense your sarcasm 😂🤣

Yes, I remember what it was like 8 months ago. Those were the good old days.

Unlike our oh so honest scumm bag bought & paid for Boris Johnson and co.👿

Dont you know that's racist to say that. Your right though.

Back before twitter made everyone complain about everything!

Really? I still meet many people like that.

Me too!😂😂😂We need a bloody laugh with this crappy virus hanging around!

They did it so well, the narrator’s voice was spot on 😂

@Mac CLRS DOH

Yes,I was thinking the same thing...

Well done you. You sound awfully sensible. Don't forget to wipe the car tyres with some anti bac gel or a wet wipe.

😂

@Reese Reese 😂

Nice, I started wearing trousers 😝

i dont wanna buy masks, will 3x my partners g strings, suffice?

LMAO

Yep, those flirtatious young females need to stop making the men want to commit sexual offences. Very succinct message from the '70s thrown in there.

@@keithdawson4804 comes through loud and clear, doesn't it?

Very true..A Bombay duck once hit me and I was hospitalised for a week in a funny padded room.

I think you meant Caw-vid 19, stone the crows!

Well sad!

You covidiots are sub human. Billions have died, and you think it's funny 😩

@@h7283 I take the virus seriously but this is funny,and so are some of the comments. The relief we want and need from all the doom and gloom.

@@rjjcms1 You horrid person

@@h7283 😂😂😂

@@h7283 Billions???

Covid conspiracy theorists in a nutshell

@@NewOrderOfAlexandria kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kNBnlNyHz7Csk4k.html

Mysticat ~ Yeah, i think that it’s very important that the public gets both sides of the debate and the other side of the propaganda. Please check out the very important information in these two very important videos called = 1 - “A Film That KILLED it’s Own Film Maker : David Crowley,,, Gray State” By Steve Kanterakis Followed by the amazing short video footage called = 2 - “The 5G Virus & Fear Based Programming” By ODD TV They are almost a mirror image of each other, So please share it with your Nearest & Dearest. David Crowley was murdered because he was trying to warn us about what is happening right now! We all must do our best to spread the Truth and wake our people up from a very deep sleep. We need to fight back against forced vaccines. if you can, Please share it with as many people as you can before it gets Removed & Banned from KZfaq. The Censorship Continues but OUR WEAPON IS TRUTH !

You do know this a parody video compiled using clips from various Central Office of Information films?

@@desperatemohammedantheworl5833 Der....... Yess!!!! lol

Right?!🤣😷

And now you know why they put instructions on pop tarts ..

It's actuality painful how stupid most people are. It's a HUGE percentage of the human population that are not awake?? 🙄😳It used to concern me how many won't listen or not even take a brief Google search to find truth and facts for themselves ???? But now I'm like "ok remain ignorant and probably die then 👌🏼🙋🏽Don't look back in anger" 😬😂😏

@@hayleyt8397 I know exactly how you feel, I tend to just leave people to it now

Seen a hgv driver yesterday in his cab on his own wearing a mask if he's that scared he should not be coming out of his house prat

It got me initially because the presentation style looks very genuinely 70s.

I believe that the opening cartoon part came from a Public Info Film for a nuclear war: the ragged falling bits representing nuclear fallout. The very idea that you should rush inside or lie on the ground to avoid the blast and the 'hard radiation,' is as stupid as the masks, distancing, and the rest! Govt's continue to treat us like idiots.

Hmmm interesting warnings on mysterious virus from the 1970s. Now we need some updated warnings in these types of films for present day. Do you think you could get some new informative tips with new actors (possibly you and friends) and in new scenarios at your local areas? If you like, try to be as suspenseful, or dark, or mysterious, or emotional or dramatic as needed.

I'm pretty sure this is a parody. Made recently using clever editing and voice over... You know... Comedy

@@Citizen_JQP To be extra sure on whether a comedy or not, can you find some updated similar videos, or public announcements or find some new interviews? Then we can compare.

It's because you're not wearing a trench coat! Get one and no one will bother you again.

Same, but sometimes I touch them. They tell me to go away. I don’t know why

😂 I thought it was a legit infomercial!

@@ehvway lol, many did.

It wasn't that funny, calm down

@@D0W666 Come on, it's hilarious.. We all have different senses of humour .. this really appealed to mine, warped as it maybe 🤣🤣🤣

@@ehvway So did I from the title. There was an Influenza outbreak in 67-68

player.bfi.org.uk/free/film/watch-never-go-with-strangers-1971-online

I used to watch stuff like this aged 2-3 at a place called 'tufty club'.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Uu

😂👏

Pfft! I'm a Northerner and I do have a chair so this handy hint worked perfectly for me. It's just a shame that I couldn't afford a bucket to put underneath it.

@@cockleshellzero3893 hahahahahah

I had the same experience, massive bruise covered my thigh.

I came a cropper on one.. lost my sweaty grip, luckily I flew clear over the shattered glass on the concrete surrounding it and landing in a crying heap in some nice soft dog shit in the grass ten feet away.

Death traps. And my brother smashed his teeth out on one of those bouncy horse things.

As if the proper play equipment wasn't bad enough, remember all those so-called "adventure playgrounds" made up of bits of corrugated iron and lumps of splintered louse-ridden wood, replete with tetanus inducing rusty nails. Makes you glad of the nanny state!

Too true! 🤣😂

Co produced by Woody Allen

@@varukenprime445 lol oh my

More like 1984. Tracked, Traced, with barely any freedoms left over what all the stats are showing statistically is a bad flu. The Coronavirus tests come back positive if you have or have had the cold recently. FACT. From the WHO website. Who's second biggest funder is Bill Gates, who luckily just happens to now be an expert in virology and god bless him will also be selling all us fortunate people the vaccine. He also seems to have psychic abilities as he was involved in setting up 'Event 201', an advisory conference to the world's governments on pandemics and how they should react in such an instance the month before Covid broke out in China. And if you refuse on the basis of not wanting a vaccine that hasn't been tested for near long enough in your body and brain you'll pretty much be a social pariah, unable to go anywhere interesting without a vaccine certificate. Also, never mind that the US government under Faulci, gave that lab in Wuhan 3.8 million a few years back to research Coronavirus', even though it was against their policy of funding research into pathogens. It's almost as if it's all by design and fits right in with 'Agenda 21' and 'Agenda 30'... Nah, of course not... Governments never lie to anyone... It's not like they control most Hollywood et Al scripts in relation to how them, their agendas and the intel services are presented... Oh... Wait.... spyculture.com

A.Walker's Nomadic-Dilettante Art please crawl back to the hole you came from, you troll 😂

Hmmm interesting warnings on mysterious virus from the 1970s. Now we need some updated warnings in these types of films for present day. Do you think you could get some new informative tips with new actors (possibly you and friends) and in new scenarios at your local areas? If you like, try to be as suspenseful, or dark, or mysterious, or emotional or dramatic as needed.

There thinking of removing monty python from Netflix as of all the comedies from back in the day that even showed tiny bits of political incorrectness :(

I suspect Robert Popper/Peter Serafenowicz may be involved in this reboot of a public info film on nuclear fallout from the 1980's....

El Corado It’s like something they would do, but I don’t think it’s them.

scarfolk would be my guess

@@Ernest-From-England Just imagine... you could be doing something perfectly legal and mainstream today... but in 40 years time, they will look back into your history and lock you up... or worse! ...This was a public annoucement film

hahaha

Depends if you like to get comfortable and read the paper I s'pose? :-)

Cause we spend quality time there.

Doesn't have to be your favorite chair, can be anybody's favorite chair.

I said the same. That tickled me.

And the Protect and Survive public information films about what to do if the Russians drop a nuclear bomb which are also featured here.

They did it in America too. In the 80s.

I was wondering what the original was, I mean, watching it again, it makes sense. But omg, I’m SENT. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Yep

@@peterd788 me to and that stupid exercise we did at school duck and cover , amount of times I ended in detention outside the headmasters office because when asked why I haven't ducked and covered under my desk I would reply but miss or sir Sir depending on the teacher we had , what's the the point of ducking and covering when we are 5 ft from a army base if a nuke exploded we would be killed instinctively, ( i was the smart arse when I was a kid during the 70s . ( our school was a 5 ft from the army base in west Germany)

Yeah. There's no cure for them either.

That's the joke, stupid..

What's worse is how normal this used to be in the 70s. Perverts hanging around with children wasn't seen as a huge threat. 70s Britain was surely very weird.

Thats the most dodgy bit

Wirrrrr wiirrrr

Adam Wilks ....remember it well 😂

Adam Wilks Charlie says- meeow meeow.

Vidiholic I'm paranoid about coughing just one single time in a shop, people think you've got the black death/C0vld !

Ah, the old switch a roo

Do you always hold one in just in case? That must be jolly uncomfortable 😅

Vidiholic, you do realize that farting can also spread the virus through microscopic farticules, emitted from the fart itself, right?

That's what I was thinking

Haha yes fukin steve!

TY I tout I was trippin...missin some keys on keyboard...but yea rona abductin our kids now as we speak

And PSA/PIF aficionados (we exist)

Protect and survive, 1975. The nuclear attack film. If you were alive in the 80's you would have seen plenty of them.

Drop to the ground lol

My arsehole!

😂😂😂😂

then leave it to the Dutch (Jiskefet- Inglish sports), making a parody on the Brit's. 😁

Lol

Fresh Prince 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lol I remember that also Fridays people which had similar role play.... now search Fridays people and see what sort of moron pops up looking back sometimes you find the truth

"Survivors" was Brilliant.👌

@@securiguyhomesecurity3314 Why do you "very much doubt it"??? I remember watching Survivors back then.🙄

Ooohh, yes! Brilliant programme. Wish they'd re-run the original. I still think that was one of the best progs on telly. It seemed so real....,well I was quite young!

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Me either..

😂😂😂😂

Malaika millions 👍🏼👍🏼🤣🤣🤣me too

Be careful. No heavy breathing.

Steve, honestly, he could be your brother.... :D

@Chris Thebus Or any con man. Pitty had no con womworm, as politics is full of them, and some pritti awful

You know I'm not 'avin a go

There must be a tractor sale on or something

@Anne Phair Yes, then. That was the whole point of the original PSA.