Coronavirus VI: Testing: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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4 жыл бұрын

As experts encourage widespread coronavirus testing, John Oliver discusses exactly how much testing the US has done, the difference between diagnostic and antibody tests, and why we need to do more.
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@Schlachti10
@Schlachti10 4 жыл бұрын
Well there is a reason the German health minister laughed when the CNBC reporter claimed that the US has a strong health care system.
@A_annoying_rodent
@A_annoying_rodent 4 жыл бұрын
Man kann über die derzeitige Regierung sagen was man will aber ich bin mir sicher mit anderen in Führungspositionen hätte es böse ins a Auge gehen können. Und hier das obligatorische "GERMAN MEDICINE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!!"
@Ihaveanamenowtaken
@Ihaveanamenowtaken 4 жыл бұрын
Schlachti10 Where! I need to see it.
@callmcr4654
@callmcr4654 4 жыл бұрын
@@A_annoying_rodent bro chill mal deine base, omg. Aber sonst stimm ich dir zu, deutschland machts echt gut lmao. Zum Glück haben wir keinen Trump als Staatsoberhaupt. Hab heute wieder schule btw, was schön ist :) .
@derworfnet
@derworfnet 4 жыл бұрын
@@A_annoying_rodent Ehrlich gesagt, hatte ich von der Großen Koalition in ihrem letzten Jahr nicht mehr viel erwartet, aber sie haben sich überraschend gut zusammengerissen.
@byebye5907
@byebye5907 4 жыл бұрын
Ich glaube wir haben also die Regierung hat einiges richtig gemacht aber viieles auch falsch oder macht es nach wie vor falsch. Und die Bevölkerung hat sich zur Mehrheit an die einfachen Regeln gehalten.
@ribhavthakur137
@ribhavthakur137 4 жыл бұрын
If there's a movie next year detailing how well America handled the pandemic and how it was at the forefront of the global effort, I am going to LOSE MY SHIT.
@targaryenXoolf
@targaryenXoolf 4 жыл бұрын
well that movie will begin with Namaste Trump to gain attention of Indian audiences.
@titaniumteddybear
@titaniumteddybear 4 жыл бұрын
Oh it's definitely going to happen. It's their MO.
@jocelynjuarez6975
@jocelynjuarez6975 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if we would of had a zombie apocalypse, we would of been fucked since day 1
@richardadams4928
@richardadams4928 4 жыл бұрын
Look, you KNOW there will be. At minimum, overstuffed pillow Sean Hannity will produce one. Might as well start mentally preparing now. 🤔
@4IN14094
@4IN14094 4 жыл бұрын
@@targaryenXoolf Hang on for a minute, you want to steal the moment of epic 240fps slow mo shots of a test tube being dropped onto the floor on a super top secret genetic laboratory in Wuhan? Not a chance!😏
@brightoff
@brightoff 4 жыл бұрын
The first thing I wanna see when this quarantine is lifted is Adam Driver just showing up at John’s show.
@psychicbyinternet
@psychicbyinternet 4 жыл бұрын
And then they make out. I mean, did I say that?
@karroten
@karroten 4 жыл бұрын
@@psychicbyinternet Into it.
@jamesflynn4951
@jamesflynn4951 4 жыл бұрын
Doing a full officer and a gentleman skit
@JoeyisDREADful
@JoeyisDREADful 4 жыл бұрын
@@psychicbyinternet Same tho
@DoctorWhoKage
@DoctorWhoKage 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he exchanged Olsen twins jokes for Adam Driver bdsm fantasies jokes.
@Teag_Brohman15
@Teag_Brohman15 4 жыл бұрын
if people aren't happy about wearing masks in public, they're really not going to like the ventilators
@jasminmemic
@jasminmemic 4 жыл бұрын
Ventilators are proven to worsen the effects actually. That's why the death toll was so high in countries with great healthcare, plus giving 4 different prescriptions were given in Italy which lowered the imune system. That's because doctors were in panic because they wanted to help but overdid it. Lancet has peer reviewed research papers on both of those.
@sarina1234ful
@sarina1234ful 4 жыл бұрын
@@jasminmemic even more reason to take preventive measures like wearing a mask and staying home
@OurDysfunctionalBlog
@OurDysfunctionalBlog 4 жыл бұрын
well lucky for them there aren't any
@MutteringCondolences
@MutteringCondolences 4 жыл бұрын
*Patriotic choking noises*
@loganiushere
@loganiushere 4 жыл бұрын
@@jasminmemic wtf?! sars-cov-2 (the name of the virus that causes covid-19) causes pneumonia, so how are you going to keep someone breathing without a ventilator? also, I would like to see that lancet paper.
@jacksparrowismydaddy
@jacksparrowismydaddy 4 жыл бұрын
I can just see Adam Driver sitting on the couch watching tv like "why does he want me to hurt him?"
@retroraptressmcdeborahjane806
@retroraptressmcdeborahjane806 4 жыл бұрын
jacksparrowismydaddy I see Adam Driver seeing John Oliver, shrugging and saying, "Ok."
@onkelpappkov2666
@onkelpappkov2666 4 жыл бұрын
Grandpa Driver: "Have you seen this John Oliver? He is a riot." Adam Driver: "Show me again, grandfather." Grandpa Driver: "After Dinner, boy. You need to eat those vegetables first." Adam Driver: "I will finish what you started."
@ChrisLeeW00
@ChrisLeeW00 4 жыл бұрын
"I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it"
@rhokanson8514
@rhokanson8514 4 жыл бұрын
Hurt him good. 😉
@phantomspaceman
@phantomspaceman 4 жыл бұрын
There is a quota of one homosexual non-sequitur per episode.
@marlo8528
@marlo8528 4 жыл бұрын
How do you skip hunting for deer, rabbit, etc and go straight to homicide and cannibalism?
@justmenate
@justmenate 4 жыл бұрын
So that you're sensationalized and you get free advertisement on other shows ... I guess... Or he's really that insane, which, nowadays seems to be the norm considering people are going to re-elect Trump.
@scan4707
@scan4707 4 жыл бұрын
He's too lazy to do that and his neighbors wouldn't suspect.
@connorh2215
@connorh2215 4 жыл бұрын
Nate Smith they won’t if we actually vote for Biden
@sawahtb
@sawahtb 4 жыл бұрын
Did you think the far right was buying guns to hunt deer? 😂
@majinvegeta6364
@majinvegeta6364 4 жыл бұрын
Because he was always just looking for an excuse
@BearTheFourth
@BearTheFourth 4 жыл бұрын
Ooof, this only just became available in Australia recently and Kushner's speech has not aged well.
@hailygunn1449
@hailygunn1449 4 жыл бұрын
This whole month hasn't aged well.
@neojc128
@neojc128 4 жыл бұрын
neither has Kushner himself
@hedgehog3180
@hedgehog3180 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that "by june" comment really could not have been more wrong.
@heyysimone
@heyysimone 4 жыл бұрын
We are on i think day 18 of no new covid19 cases in new zealand.
@kermithebudgie
@kermithebudgie 4 жыл бұрын
Very frustrating that we can't access current JO videos here in OZ. 😠
@AlfredSoul
@AlfredSoul 4 жыл бұрын
The "resting do-you-know-who-my-father-is-face" is a term that I will from now on include in my day to day vocabulary.
@Iwasrightallalong
@Iwasrightallalong 4 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard it I immediately thought of about three or four people who needed to hear that in real life.
@AlfredSoul
@AlfredSoul 4 жыл бұрын
@@Iwasrightallalong My thoughts exactly; that really is an accurate description.
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 4 жыл бұрын
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGAGAGAGA!! But I am the cool KZfaqr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so IT is all good! Thanks for you attention dear alfred
@juliagray9219
@juliagray9219 4 жыл бұрын
Draco Malfoy in a nutshell
@trentearley6605
@trentearley6605 4 жыл бұрын
After John said that I had to google who Jared Kushner's dad was, this is what came up: "Charles Kushner is an American real estate developer. He founded Kushner Companies in 1985. In 2005, he was convicted of illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering." Like father, like son, like father-in-law.
@marthawashington2112
@marthawashington2112 4 жыл бұрын
Does Alex Jones not understand that his neighbours may eat him before he has the chance to eat them? Especially now that they know he has years worth of food stocked up!
@wendysgarden4283
@wendysgarden4283 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Just check out "prepper" and "pantry" on youtube, and those people even sometimes leave their addresses on their "about" page! lmao. Brilliant planning, "survivalists."
@flankspeed
@flankspeed 4 жыл бұрын
His neighbours could gang up too. There's plenty Alex Jones to go around.
@YouMyFwend
@YouMyFwend 4 жыл бұрын
Alex Jones IS years worth of food stocked up, check that gut boi
@dosmastrify
@dosmastrify 4 жыл бұрын
MARTHA USE YOUR HEAD!! HIS NEIGHBORS DONT WANT TO GET MAD COW DISEASE!!! (So they can't eat him)
@Transferhell
@Transferhell 4 жыл бұрын
Of course he doesn't. He said he has superpowers. And the fucking thing is "honesty"? Yep, he's the kind of man that thinks he's so special that no one could ever do what he is saying he's capable of. He's basically the guy that says he's so good at CoD, but had never, ever played with someone else or played online.
@DracoMalfoyable
@DracoMalfoyable 4 жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert, Jared, it’s July and the country is definitely not rockin
@derekrequiem4359
@derekrequiem4359 4 жыл бұрын
I have a hunch that we won't be rockin in August either.
@DracoMalfoyable
@DracoMalfoyable 4 жыл бұрын
@@derekrequiem4359 September isn't looking too good for rockin either
@harpastanman8952
@harpastanman8952 4 жыл бұрын
If we're the boat, then 2020 is definitely rocking it.
@Jivolt
@Jivolt 4 жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert, no one is surprised that Jared is an idiot.
@cmorris9494
@cmorris9494 4 жыл бұрын
2021 anyone?
@MatthewScammell
@MatthewScammell 4 жыл бұрын
0:49 - *_But that is called "cannibalism", my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies._*
@willowstapley1542
@willowstapley1542 4 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
@DarkLord3709
@DarkLord3709 4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, Alex Jones is not most societies
@TheNinthGenerarion
@TheNinthGenerarion 4 жыл бұрын
KingCaino Plays there are cannibal tribes and those count as societies
@whichcache2517
@whichcache2517 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheNinthGenerarion I hear most of them are ritualistic cannibals, where instead of hunting people down and eating them or whatever, they just eat their departed family members as a means of them living on within them or something like that.
@TheNinthGenerarion
@TheNinthGenerarion 4 жыл бұрын
SuperStachey eightnineeightnine I understand that, but they’re still eating human flesh
@JeremyDHeath1995
@JeremyDHeath1995 4 жыл бұрын
Resting “do you know who my father is” face is a condition we don’t talk about enough lmfao
@meghandillard9079
@meghandillard9079 4 жыл бұрын
his father will hear about this
@msbv...
@msbv... 4 жыл бұрын
Also known as the Malfoy syndrome
@wildebt
@wildebt 4 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oLuSgdaVzrfJYH0.html Watch some actual journalism..
@airena1449
@airena1449 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what you think when you see him
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. We do. His father was put in prison for financial crimes by Cris Christie of N.J. -That apple skimmed the tree trunk on way down.
@abdimohammed92
@abdimohammed92 4 жыл бұрын
At this point, John seems like a movie character. That one remaining newscaster who still has electricity and is hanging on the air during the Apocalypse
@aflockofbeagles8219
@aflockofbeagles8219 4 жыл бұрын
"If you're out there, if anyone can hear me..."
@ives6622
@ives6622 4 жыл бұрын
He is like that newscaster expositioning everyone how dire the situation is in the beginning of every zombie apocalypse movie.
@jesterclown3713
@jesterclown3713 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't that just jack of society of virtue
@redofthewolves
@redofthewolves 4 жыл бұрын
He's the radio announcer in every fallout game at this point
@julienzubkov9991
@julienzubkov9991 4 жыл бұрын
If and when we truly hit apocalypse conditions, meaning more severe than what is going on now (God forbid), I would expect nothing less than for John to be there tellin everyone how it is
@Smiirffable
@Smiirffable 4 жыл бұрын
The irony is Alex Jones is probably the most calorie dense human in his neighbourhood lol
@stevencooke6451
@stevencooke6451 4 жыл бұрын
He'd be toxic though.
@Raztax
@Raztax 4 жыл бұрын
The most intellectually dense in his neighbourhood too.
@spritemon98
@spritemon98 4 жыл бұрын
He'd probably taste like bear meat
@dumbfounded298
@dumbfounded298 4 жыл бұрын
haha good one
@dasalekhya
@dasalekhya 4 жыл бұрын
Jones is rich in nitrates & sulphur like *any manure* they should *bury him alive* in his garden & plant potatoes... will grow fast.
@luqmannajib5483
@luqmannajib5483 4 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this in June... America surely is rocking ATM
@Keithider
@Keithider 4 жыл бұрын
If only you could see late June. Those numbers are going up!
@dreamcatcherben8214
@dreamcatcherben8214 4 жыл бұрын
as am I
@Kage-jk4pj
@Kage-jk4pj 4 жыл бұрын
It's july and you guys are breaking coronavirus records. You just hit 50k infections in ONE day. And that's just those who got tested the real number is way higher.
@diannshowers9129
@diannshowers9129 4 жыл бұрын
Im watching this on July 6th and people are dropping like flies
@justsomeoneelse5942
@justsomeoneelse5942 4 жыл бұрын
The July comment aged even worse
@jlshoem
@jlshoem 4 жыл бұрын
“When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid.” - Ricky Gervais
@jkjkk5819
@jkjkk5819 4 жыл бұрын
Life of an NPC
@ozymandiaspbs
@ozymandiaspbs 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@zhengguosun2962
@zhengguosun2962 4 жыл бұрын
one of my fav lines from Ricky
@Shelmerdine745
@Shelmerdine745 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@PossumGrip
@PossumGrip 4 жыл бұрын
So True!
@BBradshawProductions
@BBradshawProductions 4 жыл бұрын
This coronavirus crisis showed me how many people are incompetent and stupid in America, and it's frustrating living here during this time.
@abbycross90210
@abbycross90210 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely showed me who not to trust and who doesn't give a shit about other people. And they're usually people proclaiming their love for Jesus in the same breath. Total hypocrites.
@marianmarinescu4329
@marianmarinescu4329 4 жыл бұрын
It's the same all over the planet , i hope all of us realize that it's a globalization and the stupids are winning the battle. It's the same everywhere keep that in mind there are no different countries we are all the same .SHEEPLE. This is the time when it's more obvious then ever that not even the people who are in the highest functions , HAVE NO CONTROL AND NO POWER , the power is in the hands of the greedy corporate invertebrate scumbags , and that's just THE AMERICAN DREAM. i'm from a small country in europe
@jeanpatrickmeunier8493
@jeanpatrickmeunier8493 4 жыл бұрын
hey! Welcome to the other side of the world where we see that country as you see it.... but for decades now!
@lostbutfreesoul
@lostbutfreesoul 4 жыл бұрын
Too many Americans believe the best type of government is an ineffective one, incompetent and weak. Before I came to this country myself I used to believe that was just a joke, maybe the mentality of a small number of nutcases that occasionally took over a national park and nothing more. It was only after meeting some otherwise reasonable people did I come to realize how deep into the American psyche that runs. Every group contains these 'never trust the government' types, all with their own reasons as to why and all ignoring any positive things government brings. As if thee people grow up being told that something bad will happen to them, personally, if their own government isn't brought down every chance they get. Saddest part of all: It hasn't stopped the things they fear from happening... America is a police state without any of the social benefits!
@ra_8072
@ra_8072 4 жыл бұрын
Very frustrating when people are literally picketing and protesting a virus🙄 we hit a new low!
@user-xt7tw7uw8p
@user-xt7tw7uw8p 3 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this almost a year after the initial release and it still hurt to here how optimistic they are that everything will be alright in a month or two. It’s been a bloody year and nothing has really changed
@neveroddoreven6597
@neveroddoreven6597 11 ай бұрын
Try 3 years with the death toll slowly building closer towards 0.1% percent of the Earth’s population.
@gypsyvegan
@gypsyvegan 7 ай бұрын
It's like a time capsule on magic mushrooms
@kirapokelmann618
@kirapokelmann618 4 жыл бұрын
"She actually grabbed my head,like we we're lovers" "She pulled my brain out of my nostril" Speechless
@cptn.penguin902
@cptn.penguin902 4 жыл бұрын
I was NOT prepared for that Spongebob clip, holy shit that made me laugh
@silver7215
@silver7215 4 жыл бұрын
Cptn. Penguin spongebob truly is everywhere
@DjProdigy909
@DjProdigy909 4 жыл бұрын
That had me dying 😂😂😂
@LockonKubi
@LockonKubi 4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't prepared for the Animal Crossing reference.
@josephperez4319
@josephperez4319 4 жыл бұрын
@@silver7215 it's true. My wife and I literally used to quote Spongebob pretty much every day for years. Incidentally, our wedding was Spongebob themed.
@macewindu9100
@macewindu9100 4 жыл бұрын
@@josephperez4319 is that you joe biden?
@mike.hidalgo
@mike.hidalgo 4 жыл бұрын
If any one of us failed this hard in a job this important with lives on the line, we'd be in jail for gross criminal negligence.
@olenickel6013
@olenickel6013 4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine if the Dems had gone with universal healthcare guy as their candidate.
@ra_8072
@ra_8072 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Family name would never to be mentioned again
@simbamartens7192
@simbamartens7192 4 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget that Jared Kushner is the guy helping Saudi engage in the butchery taking place in Yemen which has left it even more vulnerable to the pandemic. Yemen may be splitting in two permanently. There's a great video analysing the Yemen secession crisis as well as a background explainer of Yemen's Civil War and US involvement in it: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pdege7lk3aincnk.html
@satanbrony9235
@satanbrony9235 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@mr.videogame3433
@mr.videogame3433 4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, the Congress isn't exactly sane right now!
@katet5116
@katet5116 4 жыл бұрын
"and his resting do you know who my father is face" 😅
@MissMelol9
@MissMelol9 4 жыл бұрын
“By July we’ll be rockin again...” July 20th and not so much.
@Luubelaar
@Luubelaar 3 жыл бұрын
September 9th ... still not.
@ThePoshboy1
@ThePoshboy1 3 жыл бұрын
@@Luubelaar October and they have the greatest number of deaths per capita, accounting for 20% of the world's Covid cases.
@MausOfTheHouse
@MausOfTheHouse 3 жыл бұрын
November ninth and Not so much.
@RockMySkittles
@RockMySkittles 3 жыл бұрын
July again: rocking, we are not. (Looming around every corner, Delta says hi)
@amandeb2629
@amandeb2629 4 жыл бұрын
In ten years or more, I’m totally buying a history book so I can see how historians write this down.
@mariusg8824
@mariusg8824 4 жыл бұрын
I need to create a reminder for that. Maybe in hindsight, this decade makes any sense.
@stellaperez6883
@stellaperez6883 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly, people will forget the mistakes and will make them again.
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 4 жыл бұрын
"Once upon a time there was a country called America where a dim-witted orange ogre lived..."
@kaeleastlord
@kaeleastlord 4 жыл бұрын
2020 just won't be mentioned... ever
@82566
@82566 4 жыл бұрын
The year of 2020 , i hope ppl are writing their experiences NOW because personal accounts will be where future generations hopefully can search themselves,find truth & learn from our present everyday citizens who survived, struggled, worked as an essential, lost loved one s ,saw a Government they agreed or disagreed with & why & acts or heroics of compassion & unity ,amidst the sugar-coating if at all mentions potentially presented within their history classes .
@Sibs
@Sibs 4 жыл бұрын
John Oliver's days without lusting over Adam Driver: 0
@stinky3718
@stinky3718 4 жыл бұрын
A whole new record.
@snaplash
@snaplash 4 жыл бұрын
Adam Driver asides - NOT funny.
@wildebt
@wildebt 4 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oLuSgdaVzrfJYH0.html Watch some actual journalism..
@3pointsmeet
@3pointsmeet 4 жыл бұрын
It resets every second
@wcraiderevo8078
@wcraiderevo8078 4 жыл бұрын
Consistency!
@AnonymousXeno
@AnonymousXeno 4 жыл бұрын
1:09 Alex Jones’ map doesn’t include South Sudan which has been on every map since the early 2010’s which shows the quality of that show
@stevencampbell7394
@stevencampbell7394 3 жыл бұрын
God, this was when we "only" had 60,000 deaths in the U.S.? Now we have, what, 600,000???
@akshaykurale1475
@akshaykurale1475 4 жыл бұрын
Jared somehow looks like a 40 year old who hasn't been through puberty yet.
@Squirrelanditsnutz
@Squirrelanditsnutz 4 жыл бұрын
Akshay Kurale he looks like a 40 y/o virgin. Like the kid at school who doesn’t hang with his definition of the poors (anyone with less that 10 million dollars in bank) at his private catholic school. Like a guy who’s disgusted by the thought of bbq. Like a guy who doesn’t believe in consent and thinks wife’s should look sexy and do not need to be good people.
@duyle-ej6ty
@duyle-ej6ty 4 жыл бұрын
i just don't know what you are talking about. He looks old. Not as old as a laborer, but not young for a rich do-nothing guy.
@ShannaCarlson525
@ShannaCarlson525 4 жыл бұрын
Just so you know, this made me shoot coffee out my nose. It was painful. My shirt is stained. I'm not even mad.
@Squirrelanditsnutz
@Squirrelanditsnutz 4 жыл бұрын
Shanna Wheeler I wish that I reacted like that when I ruin things by accident.
@pshaw8406
@pshaw8406 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@BigDickMcFlick
@BigDickMcFlick 4 жыл бұрын
Hearing Patrick yell "TESTING!!" honestly made my day.
@BigDickMcFlick
@BigDickMcFlick 4 жыл бұрын
LUL he even said Patrick was ahead of his time. hah got me with a double made my day.
@GHOSTrex1324
@GHOSTrex1324 4 жыл бұрын
Coronabob viruspants
@amehak1922
@amehak1922 4 жыл бұрын
President Patrick Starfish would be an improvement over the Orange idiot
@noejokegaming
@noejokegaming 4 жыл бұрын
@@amehak1922 No Mr. President, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
@TheTrueBrawler
@TheTrueBrawler 4 жыл бұрын
​@@amehak1922 There's 100 people to have ever lived maximum that would make a worse president than Trump, and that list includes people like Joseph, Adolf, Vladimir, and Jong-Un. You all know what four people have those first names.
@wigiboo2228
@wigiboo2228 4 жыл бұрын
As a kiwi it is heartbreaking to see how bad this has been handled over there, please stay inside and stay safe people
@timfagan816
@timfagan816 4 жыл бұрын
As another kiwi, its shocking isn't it! I cant belive it. And what's happening in my own country (uk) all my mates tell me how bad it is there too, we have no idea, so much gets hidden by the media.
@Zero_Ninety
@Zero_Ninety 4 жыл бұрын
As a British person, can I ask one thing? What's it like having a competent government that isn't being lead by a clown?
@timfagan816
@timfagan816 4 жыл бұрын
@@Zero_Ninety it's actually pretty good, from what I've seen of it. Much better than the uk, but i don't really pay much attention to whats going on, as long as I'm hunting, fishing, jet boating, dirt biking and out in the 4x4. Having a fee debrief beers with the boys after, I just live in my own little world. But I'd rather be here, than in the uk! From what I've seen borris is a ball bag.
@wigiboo2228
@wigiboo2228 4 жыл бұрын
@@Zero_Ninety i mean she is by no means perfect, and has pissed people off by bragging about how she took a pay cut even though our last prime minister did the job for free 🤷‍♂️ but she's still amazing at her job and the definitely helps with the feeling of security for our country
@kolgax2064
@kolgax2064 3 жыл бұрын
@@Zero_Ninety Like America from 2008 - 2016
@mysunnybird
@mysunnybird 3 жыл бұрын
John Oliver's videos are not just funny, but educational and informative. I love to watch him. He is great !!! Thank you John.
@ztslovebird
@ztslovebird 8 ай бұрын
Kind of sad that a British talk show host has taught us more about the US government, infrastructure, economy, and pandemic issues than most US newscasters.
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 4 жыл бұрын
Jared Kushner always strikes me as a low-tech robot who can't even pass the Turing test.
@JennySimon206
@JennySimon206 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@paraboo8994
@paraboo8994 4 жыл бұрын
That's so spot on 😂
@blackblurable
@blackblurable 4 жыл бұрын
And you know trump would avoid it because it has “pass” and “test” In that statement
@tracymetherell8744
@tracymetherell8744 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha! So true!
@MrGamer1992
@MrGamer1992 4 жыл бұрын
He probably has trouble passing the CAPTCHA test on a website too
@ericabaffa3469
@ericabaffa3469 4 жыл бұрын
"Jared Kushner and his resting 'Do you know who my father is?' face" I have never heard him described more accurately, I'm stealing this!
@PrincessLorelei
@PrincessLorelei 4 жыл бұрын
At first I had thought that people with stupid emo haircuts were the people that had the most punchable faces on Earth. Then Kushner entered the scene.
@garymingy8671
@garymingy8671 4 жыл бұрын
Good idea , absolutely nobody who matters will know , ...testing 123
@porkchop4401
@porkchop4401 4 жыл бұрын
I sleep easy without thinking about him because you know damn well Ivanka fucks, just not him.
@Orwelliandissident
@Orwelliandissident 4 жыл бұрын
Good thing Kushner shaped up and got a proper haircut, just look how shabby he was in his high school yearbook pic. images.app.goo.gl/icko9beU8CwZimhw5 Now that haircut is a "Great success"!
@Crowley9
@Crowley9 4 жыл бұрын
His father Charles Kushner is a convicted felon and disbarred lawyer, that's who.
@kelst75
@kelst75 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Adam Driver knows how much John loves him.
@sarahvilardi3071
@sarahvilardi3071 3 жыл бұрын
Well, Jared, it's November. Still waiting for the country to be "rockin' again"
@bigdoggo6337
@bigdoggo6337 4 жыл бұрын
I saw a reddit post saying that America’s handling of the coronavirus is like watching a car crash in slow motion and that’s scarily true
@bababooeybababooey
@bababooeybababooey 4 жыл бұрын
I think it's more of a hyperlapse of cars crashing into each other in the highway
@Suzaku4489
@Suzaku4489 4 жыл бұрын
Watching a car crash in slow motion is America on a good day. This is more like watching a "Best of" montage of the world's deadliest crashes on repeat for several months now.
@commonsense31
@commonsense31 4 жыл бұрын
Suzaku4489 years,
@wartome3196
@wartome3196 4 жыл бұрын
Lemon Lols how so? Seems like it’s not as bad as people think.
@nicosteffen364
@nicosteffen364 4 жыл бұрын
Very old joke: 2 guys are sitting in the cinema, the one tells the other "that guy there driving in the dessert will crash into the tree there" "i dont believe that!" " he will, watch" the driver crashes into a lonely tree in the dessert. "see, i told you, i watched that movie before!" "well i watched it also before, i just didnt think he does the same failure a second time!"
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 4 жыл бұрын
You know things have gotten out of hand when it’s the 6th of a series of the same topic
@FattyFajita
@FattyFajita 4 жыл бұрын
Napoleon I Bonaparte in the same season
@heartfull92
@heartfull92 4 жыл бұрын
and consecutively 😥
@goblinwisdom
@goblinwisdom 4 жыл бұрын
Captain obvious.
@whoeverofhowevermany
@whoeverofhowevermany 4 жыл бұрын
That is actually just about as good of a gauge as you could get.
@kaen_tqk3918
@kaen_tqk3918 4 жыл бұрын
thank you napoleon, very cool
@FilipePhoenix
@FilipePhoenix 4 жыл бұрын
The real state value around Alex Jones's house has just plummeted.
@Tilia213
@Tilia213 4 жыл бұрын
It had value?!?
@viddork
@viddork 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, I don't think he's affected the entire state.
@lazysloth9060
@lazysloth9060 4 жыл бұрын
Confirmed: If a zombie apocalypse did happen, the United States would be the first to go.
@Shadowdoc26
@Shadowdoc26 4 жыл бұрын
Lazy Sloth now we know how the walking dead started.
@vsk5391
@vsk5391 4 жыл бұрын
Would be the only country to go
@kennethmcgregor5953
@kennethmcgregor5953 4 жыл бұрын
All apocalypse movies take place in the USA because the rest of the world just learned how to deal with the zombies and moved on
@jeniferlopez3057
@jeniferlopez3057 4 жыл бұрын
Go big or go home
@mcmunhuu6713
@mcmunhuu6713 4 жыл бұрын
Kenneth McGregor lol
@Raiga345
@Raiga345 4 жыл бұрын
"I will eat my neighbors." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i think property value near Alex Jones is about to plummet.
@DanTheMailman330
@DanTheMailman330 4 жыл бұрын
He looks and acts like he already has...
@gkm2928
@gkm2928 4 жыл бұрын
As is his fat belly
@jophima4564
@jophima4564 4 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest Alex Jones wasn't being serious, it's an obvious joke.
@ainumahtar
@ainumahtar 4 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly sure property values near Jones' place have been dropping for a while anyway ^^ Even aside from his radical bullshit spreading he's also caught up in A LOT of lawsuits ranging from pretty minor scammy things to actually getting people killed by selling supplements that have insane levels of lead in them...
@nicholasfarrell5981
@nicholasfarrell5981 4 жыл бұрын
The first time that "There goes the neighborhood" will be the proper response.
@Aviator43
@Aviator43 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Jared Kushner, it’s the end of June. It’s not “rocking” again
@Luubelaar
@Luubelaar 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Jared, it's the beginning of September and the US is a right shitshow.
@nevameindl3417
@nevameindl3417 3 жыл бұрын
hey Jared Kushner it is mid-November and cases are skyrocketing faster than ever
@Jaysay_I
@Jaysay_I 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Jared Kushner, its mid-January and we’re all fucked and have another strain of the virus. Definitely not rockin’ yet.
@birdn4t0r7
@birdn4t0r7 3 жыл бұрын
hey Jared Kushner, it's the end of your FIL's presidency, and we're all still fucked. Definitely not "rockin'" yet.
@PhilipJackson03
@PhilipJackson03 4 жыл бұрын
God John, you never cease to amaze me with your stories. This is true journalism, a crisp, non-biased funny monologue that gives us facts. You’re too underrated for what you always achieve.
@DankNSpank
@DankNSpank 4 жыл бұрын
Covid has exposed just how utterly broken this country is.
@irgyn
@irgyn 4 жыл бұрын
to many on the outside, that was clear long before corona
@justsaying3729
@justsaying3729 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, to the world but not to intelligent people, News outlet, Congress who Impeached him and all the protest against Trump from day one. The Women's March, etc. The Reality of Extremely Poor healthcare has become more Real but it's been there since the old Congress and Senate tried to Repeal & Replace Obamacare without "any" back up plan. imagine eliminating people from healthcare with "Pre-existing" Conditions. If this doesn't wake up the people in this country.....nothing will. Vote Trump Out in November....he's a Lying Manic.
@SMarti018
@SMarti018 4 жыл бұрын
To many pussies
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 4 жыл бұрын
Nah. It's just demonstrated it for the several thousandth time, and Trump supporters still don't know it.
@mr1enrollment
@mr1enrollment 4 жыл бұрын
@@SMarti018 So Scott, would you please state more clearly exactly what you mean. "To many pussies", says nothing about the topic of 'testing', I would like to understand you. Or would more than three words stress your ability to communicate?
@EMSqueen88
@EMSqueen88 4 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD THANK YOU!, as a physician I cannot tell you how many patients have asked to be antibody tested and I cannot tell you how many times I have to tell them this does not mean they will not get the infection again and actually may end up mounting a response that is worse then the first exposure/infection, though historically we would not expect that but we just DONT KNOW!. I cannot tell you how much I appreciate this show discussing the risks and benefits of testing and types of testing. I wish we could broad cast this show during prime time but somehow I imagine it would still go unheard.
@girlgeniusNYC
@girlgeniusNYC 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Doctor, for all that you do!!
@rossbeef1
@rossbeef1 4 жыл бұрын
Any other suggestion? If you were leading the country what would you do you do for this?
@joeschmo498
@joeschmo498 4 жыл бұрын
I am happy you are not my doctor. Only North Korea reported people got the virus a second time, but just retracted that a day or two ago saying those people did in fact have something other than covid-19 the second time around, plus you are using John Oliver, the propagandists to further your medical training. Scary! Covid is less deadly that the 2017 flu. They are inflating covid numbers with death from many different causes which is easily proven by the plummeting numbers of heart failure, pneumonia and diabetic related death in 2020 compared with previous years.
@deadwendy6870
@deadwendy6870 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Schmo 👈🏾Bot
@DebbieMcVegan
@DebbieMcVegan 4 жыл бұрын
@@joeschmo498 really this is not the message you should be putting out at this time out of your imagination. why are you even here?
@rubyrose6460
@rubyrose6460 4 жыл бұрын
0:08 "Coronavirus, very much the Timothée Chalamet of viruses and that you barely had the time to learn its name before suddenly it was fucking everywhere" hahahaha
@guessgirlietv
@guessgirlietv 4 жыл бұрын
Jared Kushner sucks, but he’s gonna need to drop that skincare routine.
@kellyparkinson8594
@kellyparkinson8594 4 жыл бұрын
Translucent sociopath! Best description of Kushner - so true and hilarious!
@seafoam6119
@seafoam6119 4 жыл бұрын
@@kellyparkinson8594 he eats babies lol
@scottsbarbarossalogic3665
@scottsbarbarossalogic3665 4 жыл бұрын
I think it was revealed in American Psycho
@youraverageimperialguard7932
@youraverageimperialguard7932 4 жыл бұрын
His moisturizer is the tears of the impoverished.
@psychicbyinternet
@psychicbyinternet 4 жыл бұрын
When you're a millionaire robber-baron you can afford millions of dead babies and skin transplants.
@Haenks
@Haenks 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who is surprised that Alex Jones has a family?!
@butterchuggins5409
@butterchuggins5409 4 жыл бұрын
Henrik N Nope. Only stupid people are breeding.
@Thenoobestgirl
@Thenoobestgirl 4 жыл бұрын
Nope. I think we're all very surprised.
@ra_8072
@ra_8072 4 жыл бұрын
He got divorced a few years ago I'm sure his children don't even live with him 🙄
@simbamartens7192
@simbamartens7192 4 жыл бұрын
While everyone is distracted by Alex Jones' antics, Yemen may be splitting in two permanently. Theres an interesting a video analysing the Yemen secession crisis, it's impact on the PANDEMIC as well as a background explainer of Yemen's Civil War and US involvement in it: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pdege7lk3aincnk.html
@blueorag8723
@blueorag8723 4 жыл бұрын
@Reichert Zetopan shocker
@azae00Vids
@azae00Vids 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda wish we could go back to the days when Jared was seen and not heard.
@FleksAndru
@FleksAndru 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaridkeen123 It's never too late to have an abortion, if you catch my drift.
@mymak-jq1hy
@mymak-jq1hy 4 жыл бұрын
Or back before I didn’t know he existed.
@JustinMoralesTheComposer
@JustinMoralesTheComposer 4 жыл бұрын
mymak2015 those were the days
@williampremo3096
@williampremo3096 4 жыл бұрын
He wasn't really seen either. He's barely visible, like some kind of imbecilic spectre.
@kairyss4285
@kairyss4285 4 жыл бұрын
I mean the time when he was neither sounds a lot more enticing if you ask me
@kimjeanw
@kimjeanw 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this on 20 May and I'm like "Wow, US deaths were only 65k when this was made." - just over two weeks later it's now over 90k.
@DoctorWhoKage
@DoctorWhoKage 4 жыл бұрын
At current, I think it's somewhere around 100k but Republicans keep saying that they falsified the number of deaths.
@michelekett8450
@michelekett8450 4 жыл бұрын
June 7th, even worse, and Trump trying to create the SS to control the population. Can it get worse......?
@kimjeanw
@kimjeanw 4 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorWhoKage yeah by under-reporting!
@RazEdits
@RazEdits 4 жыл бұрын
Nice work for taking out the pauses after a joke where we expect a laughter to be. It's not that the jokes in the last ep wasn't funny, they just felt empty. I understand there had to be more writing to achieve the runtime so great job John Oliver team!
@sushi777300
@sushi777300 4 жыл бұрын
I pity the US for having the worst leadership they ever had while having to face such a crisis
@rachelb4398
@rachelb4398 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you :). I pity us too
@littlematchgirl1
@littlematchgirl1 4 жыл бұрын
Dude... prey for us.
@ixchelssong
@ixchelssong 4 жыл бұрын
We might not *be in this situation without the worst leadership.
@bobobo7730
@bobobo7730 4 жыл бұрын
Our logistics are a nightmare and our politics are exacerbating the issue. I am afraid. Thank you for your kind words
@keetlethe5th710
@keetlethe5th710 4 жыл бұрын
The response is not much better in Sweden weirdly enough
@amandasmith593
@amandasmith593 4 жыл бұрын
"That guy was really ahead of his time." No, that guy was Patrick.
@benjaminhawksleysr6573
@benjaminhawksleysr6573 3 жыл бұрын
Today is October 30th, 2020. The time is 4:46am and the death toll in the United States is 230,004. The government is fuckin up.
@anewhero1216
@anewhero1216 4 жыл бұрын
Wow thanks Canadian KZfaq, "You can see parts 1 through 3, I'm sure y'all would appreciate part 6 before 4 and 5 right?"
@Skid1822
@Skid1822 4 жыл бұрын
Yea kinda shitty
@rachaelanderson8137
@rachaelanderson8137 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe George Lucas is in charge of YT these days...
@TheGoddamnJefe
@TheGoddamnJefe 4 жыл бұрын
“You unacceptable monstrosity.” I felt that.
@myles2010
@myles2010 4 жыл бұрын
I just want to see Adam Driver listen to these thirsty names from John Oliver.
@josea.torres1944
@josea.torres1944 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent information, from a real source!
@jscorprew
@jscorprew 4 жыл бұрын
Jose A. Torres llllllllllll
@Kayizcray
@Kayizcray 4 жыл бұрын
“No flesh for your sons, only daughters” - Alex Jones
@piequals314
@piequals314 4 жыл бұрын
"I won't have my son eating another man!" - Alex Jones, probably
@nulnoh219
@nulnoh219 4 жыл бұрын
He would want the daughter to survive. He would need to repopulate the land like Noah.
@styxnstones98
@styxnstones98 4 жыл бұрын
Well obviously if his son eata a man he will be gay and everyone knows woman ain't good eating
@ZeSnark
@ZeSnark 4 жыл бұрын
He can't allow his son to become bigger and more red than he is, he might overpower him.
@floras2030
@floras2030 4 жыл бұрын
Perhaps he plans to eat his son first...
@azeemwasay344
@azeemwasay344 2 жыл бұрын
65k deaths vs 650k deaths now. Remember those times?
@USAads2023
@USAads2023 4 жыл бұрын
Sad when Patrick has more brains than the president
@classicalsrock
@classicalsrock 4 жыл бұрын
WEWOWEWOWEWOWEWOWEWO - Patrick Star, more relatable than angry orange man
@aongusaongus4371
@aongusaongus4371 4 жыл бұрын
Trump has nothing. It's clear no brains with less than that
@tropicallivingoverseas5202
@tropicallivingoverseas5202 4 жыл бұрын
Patrick for president
@Airwavehero
@Airwavehero 4 жыл бұрын
Resting “do you know who my father is face” ah yes, The Malfoy
@Lexifox1993
@Lexifox1993 4 жыл бұрын
My father will hear about this!
@jP6K8vUU
@jP6K8vUU 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lexifox1993 in law*
@majalis7010
@majalis7010 4 жыл бұрын
no one cares about lucius, draco!!!!
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 4 жыл бұрын
Coattail Surfing, the hip old sport among rich kids. Frequently combined with illegal substances and a secret wish for some semblance of love instead of just money and power.
@jorgealdridge6665
@jorgealdridge6665 4 жыл бұрын
Father in law stupid limey
@katipettit8774
@katipettit8774 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, I used to work in a doctor’s office and we had children coming in for rapid strep tests that were less fascinated/confused by swabs. 🤦🏼‍♀️
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 4 жыл бұрын
The children probably didn't try to explain them to you like *YOU* were the idiot.
@hootle4641
@hootle4641 4 жыл бұрын
@@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 Or better yet, explaining to an entire nation of people like we're all finding this out for the first time too.
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 4 жыл бұрын
@@hootle4641 Well a swab is "VERY SOPHISTICATED". 😳 🙄. Can you imagine anyone genuinely trying to explain the complexity of a swab? Just order the damn things you orange oaf! Why do we need to hear him come to terms with the fact that there are more sophisticated things in the universe than his family members: Namely long Q-tips. (That man's brain stopped developing at 4 yr. old)
@hootle4641
@hootle4641 4 жыл бұрын
@@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 I think he just felt stupid so needed to extremely emphasize the fact that he is, in fact, a very stable genius.
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 4 жыл бұрын
@@hootle4641 I just got a mental image of that fool practicing his speech backstage with his Qtip. Expecting to wow everyone with his brilliant... ["you know...i. have a good one of these"(points to head.) ].
@pandamalone9069
@pandamalone9069 4 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂 John is so relatable, "yes cause I want to have my current panic attacks outdoors "
@Jerepasaurus
@Jerepasaurus 4 жыл бұрын
Despite being a comedian and host of a show, he's surprisingly introverted. lol
@coralynnremning7569
@coralynnremning7569 4 жыл бұрын
"Back rocking in July" That aged well.
@ryanencher3669
@ryanencher3669 4 жыл бұрын
the jared kushner “being birthed into a tub of neutrogena” line is severely underrated
@jademichael7248
@jademichael7248 4 жыл бұрын
Never have I heard a more accurate and appropriate comparison.
@HezekiahCrocker
@HezekiahCrocker 4 жыл бұрын
Now that he mentions it, he does have a curiously punchable face.
@shemthom31
@shemthom31 4 жыл бұрын
All the kushner lines were spot on
@dirk_gently
@dirk_gently 4 жыл бұрын
Listen, it WAS extraordinarily fast. For Jared. For someone who has never accomplished anything, the fact that something was accomplished is basically the most amazing thing he's ever seen.
@dosmastrify
@dosmastrify 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly he's accomplished alot... Mostly being a slumlord
@user-ux2mh9gq7v
@user-ux2mh9gq7v 4 жыл бұрын
I'd say having the most punchable face is quite an achievement.
@tiredlocke
@tiredlocke 4 жыл бұрын
@@dosmastrify Even that... it's not hard to be a slumlord funded by daddy's cash.
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 4 жыл бұрын
Failing upwards is the epitome of the Trump administration. (To be fair, that’s most rich white people).
@katelynchamberlain5680
@katelynchamberlain5680 3 жыл бұрын
Why is my new favorite thing watching these in 2021 and laughing about how we're still so fucked
@derekrequiem4359
@derekrequiem4359 4 жыл бұрын
I'm watching the Coronavirus series in late June, and it's crazy how nearly everything John Oliver was saying turned out to be true...
@ex0duzz
@ex0duzz 4 жыл бұрын
Rest of the world: nope, wasn't crazy, was just normal common sense logic, only Americans will think anything John has said was "crazy" or some kind of shocking prediction that no one could have seen coming.
@D-me-dream-smp
@D-me-dream-smp 4 жыл бұрын
John Oliver is simply using rational thought and logical behaviour by getting up to date, verified information from EXPERTS globally who dedicate their lives to studying and understanding how and why these diseases work. America currently has over double the amount of any developed country. Testing, tracing, quarantine and stringent hygiene is the only proven effective strategy currently.
@norge0209
@norge0209 4 жыл бұрын
Wow. It’s 6:30 AM, and I was NOT expecting to hear “I’ll eat my neighbors” this early in the day.
@april4769
@april4769 4 жыл бұрын
I watched SGN with John Krasinski first so I laughed before feeling like this😳😳
@LovePriestessLeah
@LovePriestessLeah 4 жыл бұрын
I think he low key already ate a few.
@norge0209
@norge0209 4 жыл бұрын
Leah Why would anyone live near him? Those poor people.
@dr.jamesolack8504
@dr.jamesolack8504 4 жыл бұрын
Jill Hurley Yeah.....kinda made me cringe a bit. Take care, Jill.
@norge0209
@norge0209 4 жыл бұрын
Dr. James Olack Thanks. Take care, as well.
@marvelous3999
@marvelous3999 4 жыл бұрын
The incompetence of this government depresses me.
@KatieCottingham
@KatieCottingham 4 жыл бұрын
You just expressed the sentiments of every educated American with a single sentence. Impressive, yet still depressing.
@jimthompson4132
@jimthompson4132 4 жыл бұрын
It should scare the f..k out of you.
@lau6351
@lau6351 4 жыл бұрын
Depresses the entire world
@BenBruben
@BenBruben 4 жыл бұрын
AMEN man...! Sorry to hear that ur country has morons in power...! My country aint far behind to be honest...! It sucks...!
@NewMateo
@NewMateo 4 жыл бұрын
I feel really bad for my american brethren. Im in Canada and have literarally never felt more pride than I have watching my government handle this properly. This whole trump thing is a disaster and I literally cannot understand anyone who still supports him. He is going to have hundreds of thousands die and still pat himself on the back than show a shred of emotion for the victims and their families.
@ILuvAyeAye
@ILuvAyeAye 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, did Alex Jones really get custody of his kids? That's makes me sad.
@Lowlandlord
@Lowlandlord 4 жыл бұрын
No, he lost custody, he is just full of shit.
@maryanneslater9675
@maryanneslater9675 4 жыл бұрын
He lost custody and then got it back. Ironically, by claiming he's just playing a role and doesn't actually believe anything he screams. I don't think he knows what he's lying about anymore.
@mudderofgod7762
@mudderofgod7762 4 жыл бұрын
I used my eyes and ears which are connected to my brain to come to the conclusion that Alex Jones is a lunatic just like his mentor DUNCE CAP DONNY. You obviously have eyes because you read the last comment, and most likely have ears. But they are obviously there to let the wind blow through the empty spot in your head where your brain may have been at one point. I think too much of Alex Jones has turned it into a pile of oozing mush and it has dripped out of the place where it once was
@mudderofgod7762
@mudderofgod7762 4 жыл бұрын
Anxiously awaiting your reply Juanita
@mudderofgod7762
@mudderofgod7762 4 жыл бұрын
You are typing not talking dumbass. Things to do!! Like watching the Wizard of Oz to see where the scarecrow got his brain LOL
@lindamuvic8110
@lindamuvic8110 4 жыл бұрын
Caught between Laughing my ass off and a massive Anxiety attack.
@Jaysay_I
@Jaysay_I 3 жыл бұрын
Thats the story of my life.
@borginnydussan3855
@borginnydussan3855 4 жыл бұрын
It's interesting how Alex Jones prefers eating his neighbours over the food and supplements that he sells online
@HezekiahCrocker
@HezekiahCrocker 4 жыл бұрын
His true super power is that he prefers eating his neighbors ass over food.
@infinitysteppingstone331
@infinitysteppingstone331 4 жыл бұрын
Because in comparison, the neighbors are more nutritious.
@BullShitThat
@BullShitThat 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, he's only planning on doing this, YEARS from now
@abbycross90210
@abbycross90210 4 жыл бұрын
He says in 2-3 years he'll have to eat his neighbors, because he thinks this is the beginning of the end of society, not because we're in lockdown now.
@ammarabatool9910
@ammarabatool9910 4 жыл бұрын
@andrew miller the drive needs to be sent by post, while an email sent by any device should have sufficed
@amariboxill9033
@amariboxill9033 4 жыл бұрын
It's bittersweet that John is getting so much better at delivering these without an audience.
@abbycross90210
@abbycross90210 4 жыл бұрын
He said he had plenty of practice telling jokes tp deadly silence when he was a stand-up in England.
@MrM0nKey79
@MrM0nKey79 4 жыл бұрын
He is so much better than any of the other presenters. They haven't been able to adjust from presenting to a live audience and keep on leaving pauses for non-existent live studio reactions.
@samvidas9599
@samvidas9599 4 жыл бұрын
@amari boxill *it's a small world intensifies*
@berengerchristy6256
@berengerchristy6256 4 жыл бұрын
Amari Boxill I’m impressed that I’m laughing without a studio audience. Lots of other personalities suddenly become unfunny when they don’t have a forced laugh track
@KingThabiso
@KingThabiso 4 жыл бұрын
@David Torr Trevor Noah is doing a great job aswell.
@splitfinger7719
@splitfinger7719 4 жыл бұрын
June 26 update: Just passed 35k positive tests a day. A new record this far into the pandemic. You have to be showing symptoms to even get a test in most places
@spencerstoehr835
@spencerstoehr835 3 жыл бұрын
Looking back on this in December, this feels like years ago
@kyuubicat5
@kyuubicat5 4 жыл бұрын
For how “developed” a country we are, it’s pathetic how bad the government handled this.
@jcskarambit
@jcskarambit 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing is idiot-proof.
@kyuubicat5
@kyuubicat5 4 жыл бұрын
jcskarambit unfortunately.
@imajinallthepurple
@imajinallthepurple 4 жыл бұрын
...as well! 😒
@kyuubicat5
@kyuubicat5 4 жыл бұрын
Krysty Cavallo lol
@bengerber4542
@bengerber4542 4 жыл бұрын
@Krysty Cavallo it's funny,. After they finally did report about the impact on their country and was nearly shut down, our country was still accepting international travel with no quarentine for another whole month (maybe a bit more). Even when the virus broke out in Italy, we were still accepting foreign travel with no quarentine (except Chinese travel). All this time, when we knew about the extent of the virus, the president denied, on live TV, that coronavirus was a threat to the US at all. He said that we don't need to do anything to prepare because it won't reach here.
@ninaalorez2020
@ninaalorez2020 4 жыл бұрын
the fact that im used to shows not having an audience now scares me now like how am i going to react when they come back?
@strivingclown6799
@strivingclown6799 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like he is actually improving and getting funnier without an audience, he is going to become too powerful
@kurisu7885
@kurisu7885 4 жыл бұрын
I'll b e happy for the performers that have an audience again.
@cherrydragon3120
@cherrydragon3120 4 жыл бұрын
Getting anoyed by laughing and clapping people troughout his comedic comments
@TheSylda
@TheSylda 4 жыл бұрын
I recently rewatched the Pom web exclusive (still funny as hell) and I was actually surprised by the audience reaction.
@redofthewolves
@redofthewolves 4 жыл бұрын
you already watch KZfaq videos. nearly the same thing lol
@TomSmith-pl3tw
@TomSmith-pl3tw 4 жыл бұрын
Lots of tests for the rich. Sports teams and everyone near Trump, for example, can have all the tests they want.
@systematic101
@systematic101 4 жыл бұрын
what are you talking about? almost 4% of the US population has been tested in just a couple of months. That's a crazy rate of testing. There is a limit on how fast the tests can be done.
@Jaded_Jester
@Jaded_Jester 4 жыл бұрын
@@systematic101 did you even watch the video?
@systematic101
@systematic101 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jaded_Jester I did. I'm not talking about what happened in the early part of the year. I'm talking about now. 4% of the country has been tested. Clearly that's not just the rich. We know it's not just the rich.
@RockMySkittles
@RockMySkittles 3 жыл бұрын
Solid point, though I'll also say if I'd been near him, I'd have wanted a test a day
@Meskarune
@Meskarune 4 жыл бұрын
At this point I don't even remember what the original set looks like lol
@AxelQC
@AxelQC 4 жыл бұрын
I'm putting Jared's June promise into the "Aged like Milk" file for July.
@themoon2232
@themoon2232 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve named my file: “aged like fine gas station sushi”
@wendyhaun2559
@wendyhaun2559 4 жыл бұрын
Especially since here in Texas, people are out acting like the pandemic is over, time to gather, everything's fine! Meanwhile, we're adding a thousand new cases a day for the last week....
@naveen513
@naveen513 4 жыл бұрын
We have a new subreddit “Aged like Corona”
@ShiraCheshire
@ShiraCheshire 4 жыл бұрын
Did John Oliver really just do a spongebob meme These are wild times.
@ManoredRed
@ManoredRed 4 жыл бұрын
Can't buy giant props with dragon money right now, gotta fill the void somehow.
@saltdaemon4453
@saltdaemon4453 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but.... he was lacking the enthusiasm our children have when singing it...sad. I vote for a re-do he can deliver it much better I am sure.
@mev0lent
@mev0lent 4 жыл бұрын
And an Animal Crossing meme! This is a Wild World.
@WindrunnerB4
@WindrunnerB4 3 жыл бұрын
“By July the country will be rocking again.” Really? It’s October and we’re still growing in cases. Maybe it’s because people are sick of it and just want to go back to normal. Whatever is happening, people are being damn selfish. And was our country ever “rocking” I mean, really?
@WindrunnerB4
@WindrunnerB4 Жыл бұрын
@@nonnenja2281 I get your point, but yes, if nobody contacted anybody else those who had it would die or recover, and the virus would, entirely non-magically disappear. Of course, we couldn’t all hide, so it’s still spreading. I do really think I was a large bit when I first commented this though. But as for the how long, it wouldn’t have ever been feasible but the longest cases last less than 2 months, so 2 months, with Covid tests we could have large amounts of uninfected people doing stuff normal. But some people who have/had Covid don’t/didn’t quarantine.
@Kaboomaman
@Kaboomaman 4 жыл бұрын
Im so glad we still have Lastweektonight show during this pandemic. Where else will I get reliable information? Well other than my own Canadian news, but then where else for my "We're fine" neighborhours
@xxTIME2PLAYxx
@xxTIME2PLAYxx 4 жыл бұрын
I think Adam driver should film his reactions to John mentioning him
@boabdil1974
@boabdil1974 4 жыл бұрын
This season can't finish before we get an Adam Driver cameo with John.
@exlatior
@exlatior 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@pipperoni8567
@pipperoni8567 4 жыл бұрын
+
@jacksparrowismydaddy
@jacksparrowismydaddy 4 жыл бұрын
I so wanna see that
@edmilsonrodrigues5393
@edmilsonrodrigues5393 4 жыл бұрын
“When we run out of food, we still have each other” Hannibal
@Katpiratefan275
@Katpiratefan275 4 жыл бұрын
Need to assure the quality of our neighbors before we eat them
@Genesis23OPB
@Genesis23OPB 4 жыл бұрын
@V. V completely agree.
@j.sigmon339
@j.sigmon339 4 жыл бұрын
Venison is Delicious. And ther are MILLIONS of Deer,Elk,Caribou,Rabbit,Turkey,Pheasant.. so to even Consider eating your Neighbors is a Physcotic notion and one that should definetly be Questioned as well as the person making such a statement.
@j.sigmon339
@j.sigmon339 4 жыл бұрын
But I’m willing to bet all these hipsters and millennials and that ilk are to pussy to shoot an animal to feed there family. Nation full of PUSSIES. That’s half the problem.
@LosoIAm
@LosoIAm 4 жыл бұрын
I remember reading an article that said the virus would cause the most deaths in America than anywhere else; I can't remember the details of why. This was back in February 2020. Sadly, that analysis was spot on!
@stevencampbell7394
@stevencampbell7394 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has done medical testing for years: this fucking kills me And we're STILL having supply chain issues DUE TO COVID I can't get laboratory materials for my lab in a timely manner. Get vaccinated and we TRULY can try to get back to "normal"
@WeylandLabs
@WeylandLabs 4 жыл бұрын
Who else was waiting for John Oliver's episode this week. At this point its therapeutic as Americans to hear this man speak facts.
@TheVivianable
@TheVivianable 4 жыл бұрын
For some non-americans like myself, it's just fascinating to see display of free speech
@WeylandLabs
@WeylandLabs 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheVivianable There will be a time when greed the of the world will be expunged. And from that, all of us will be united as a human race and no more boundaries will exist. Why ? - because its our only way to progress and evolve and humans. If we don't our species is doomed, because of ignorance and fear of the unknown.
@bornbredbermudian7643
@bornbredbermudian7643 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not American, but this guy is helping me keep my sanity through this quarantine.😆
@tonycotto7106
@tonycotto7106 4 жыл бұрын
John Oliver is the best, but it's disappointing that he has such a low bar to clear.
@barbarac9805
@barbarac9805 4 жыл бұрын
This quote from Ivanka reveals the Trump family playbook: “Perception is more important than reality” and then amplified that remark by saying, “If someone perceives something to be true, it is more important than if it is in fact true." She taught Jared well.
@barbarac9805
@barbarac9805 4 жыл бұрын
@Mark Johhson You mean "Nepotism Barbie," Trump's daughter/wife?
@barbarac9805
@barbarac9805 4 жыл бұрын
@Marcos 989 Not surprised. 😢
@Seansmithish
@Seansmithish 4 жыл бұрын
You are literally giving away the Media's playbook.....
@janzacharias3680
@janzacharias3680 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, 40-50 percent are completely clueless on how they are being played :D
@danieltoledo9383
@danieltoledo9383 4 жыл бұрын
That is why my Fallout Shelter explorers go out with a high P, E and L. Can’t be grabbing the quality goods if ya don’t know.
@ryanc2265
@ryanc2265 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 60k being grim. That aged well
@psychicbyinternet
@psychicbyinternet 4 жыл бұрын
I had the test and it wasn't that bad. It's like a needle but in your nose and it kind of feels like you blew your nose too hard after. But the pain was just a small pinch and it was very fast. Just sharing this because I was anxious before getting the test. Don't be too freaked out. :)
@trushall
@trushall 4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe how such a developed country can fail so catastrophically...and still be so oblivious to its shortcomings!! Keep on the good work John Oliver!
@davideberhardt6150
@davideberhardt6150 4 жыл бұрын
They failed catastrophically in 2016, this is just how it plays out ... somewhat foreseeably
@kappadarwin9476
@kappadarwin9476 4 жыл бұрын
Many people in the Republican base don't care about politics leading to people like Mitch McConnel staying in office for decades.
@mori1bund
@mori1bund 4 жыл бұрын
@@davideberhardt6150 That country started to fail long before 2016. The real downward spiral started in the 80s with Reagan. And it's getting faster and faster...
@liamnehren1054
@liamnehren1054 4 жыл бұрын
It’s called being in denial not only people can think their horrible/stupid actions were justified/smart countries can as well.
@elizabeths.9993
@elizabeths.9993 4 жыл бұрын
in europe we like to say that America is just the richest third world's country
@westtech001
@westtech001 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like you *have* to remember that, during the period when testing could have really helped, Donald Trump was talking about not wanting patients to come off cruise ships because that would make his sick numbers go up. Keep that in mind - he wasn't worried about the number of sick people - he was worried about *acknowledging* the number of sick people. His attitude was not someone that cared about people dying or had the *slightest* interest in having more tests available.
@johnfriet9775
@johnfriet9775 4 жыл бұрын
And later he bragged about taking the cruiseship in ( "nobody wanted to take them...but I did the right thing") and dont forget there where a lot of us citizens onboard
@snetmotnosrorb3946
@snetmotnosrorb3946 4 жыл бұрын
Of course. He's a textbook narcissist. From that perspective his actions and statements are completely logical.
@amberandrews8969
@amberandrews8969 4 жыл бұрын
He drug his heels on testing for precisely that reason!! His numbers would go up...
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 4 жыл бұрын
@@snetmotnosrorb3946: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malignant_narcissism
@mattpinkerton6562
@mattpinkerton6562 4 жыл бұрын
God I love being Aussie. Only just get to see this video now, a month out of date, and we don't even have Coronavirus III.
@xuto2693
@xuto2693 4 жыл бұрын
Fire up your popcorn because it's going to get juicy going forward.
@Jaysay_I
@Jaysay_I 3 жыл бұрын
@@xuto2693 Might wanna grab another bag cause shits gonna get crazy in a bit.
@quinceywatches6020
@quinceywatches6020 4 жыл бұрын
When the president of the united states is showing off swabs and Q-Tips for his show & tell kindergarden class.
@futhorck771
@futhorck771 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry John but spongebob is not "taking a joyride" he is going to driving school, respect his education John.
@soda_fairy
@soda_fairy 4 жыл бұрын
A person of culture I see
@nicolasrededeo805
@nicolasrededeo805 4 жыл бұрын
So he is driving... to driving school...
@theodore23sanchez
@theodore23sanchez 4 жыл бұрын
I care about SpongeBob, a fictional character, more than I care about Donald Trump and Mike Pence. Even Patrick Star is smart enough to wear masks.
@cherylametewee8716
@cherylametewee8716 4 жыл бұрын
absolutely unacceptable. we should demand he correct this vital mistake next week or be branded fake news! lol
@viddork
@viddork 4 жыл бұрын
@@MaeLSTRoM1997 Well, to be fair (and I thought the exact same thing that nicolas rededeo did), futhorck did say "he is going to driving school," making the inference that he is actively driving almost inevitable. Thanks for clarifying the situation. Now, someone explain to me _why I care about this at all_??
@Greg-TC
@Greg-TC 4 жыл бұрын
I hope that John randomly runs into Adam Driver sometime and has an extremely awkward interaction with him
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 4 жыл бұрын
Extremely awkward interaction - so, everyday for John 😅
@kennethhwang3425
@kennethhwang3425 4 жыл бұрын
Greg A French kiss is only awkward the first couple of seconds.
@jayl2298
@jayl2298 4 жыл бұрын
Alex Jones looking out to the world and proclaiming “I’ll eat your ass” is both incredibly hilarious and directly threatening all at once
@davidthompson7406
@davidthompson7406 3 жыл бұрын
Best thing about this video is John’s face when he’s doing the Adam Driver bit. I say “bit”, it’s obviously a true expression of his feelings disguised as a routine…
@adamloomos
@adamloomos 4 жыл бұрын
Somehow, I feel like that outburst is still only the third-worst thing about being Alex Jones' neighbor.
@veanell
@veanell 4 жыл бұрын
He must really bring down the property value of his neighborhood
@jeanbonilla1901
@jeanbonilla1901 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Lynsey17
@Lynsey17 4 жыл бұрын
His neighbours must just pray he stays off the chili.
@salgallo7904
@salgallo7904 4 жыл бұрын
Who else just heard Jared Kushner's voice for the first time watching this video?
@its_k9819
@its_k9819 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was searching for this comment
@laurenescarcha3246
@laurenescarcha3246 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't use his facial muscles
@its_k9819
@its_k9819 4 жыл бұрын
@@laurenescarcha3246 but he finally used his vocal muscles 😂
@salvequick
@salvequick 4 жыл бұрын
I though he was a cardboard cut out.
@XXwhoknowsXX81
@XXwhoknowsXX81 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
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