CORPORATE JOB SCAM | Stand up Comedy by Abijit Ganguly

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8 ай бұрын

Releasing a Stand-up bit from my experience in a typical Corporate Job that I had joined post my MBA.
Performing some show around. Ticket links to the shows in the link below.
Show links: linktr.ee/AbijitGanguly
Instagram: / abijitganguly
For show queries, contact on +91 89286 08556 or drop a mail at abijitganguly@gmail.com.
Written & Performed by Abijit Ganguly
Venue Courtesy - Above The Habitat, Mumbai
Shot by The Habitat Videography Team - Vivian Castalino, Harsh Shah, Aditi
Sound Recording by The Habitat Audio Team
Post Production: Myoho Films
Edit & Grade: Karan Asnani
Sound mix and master: Sreejith Menon
Special thanks to all the colleagues I have had in my life. For contributing to this bit in your own way.
#standupcomedy #corporatelife #funnyvideo

Пікірлер: 727

@agstandup 8 ай бұрын

Hi all. This bit is from different experiences during my corporate life at Deloitte and Aon Hewitt, clubbed into one story. The characters’ names of course changed (or maybe not). Thanks for the (mostly) positive feedback on this video. Hope to see you all around at shows. And do tell me if you have any interesting stories of the Sandhyas & Chopras of your organisations.

@arvind.surwase 8 ай бұрын

nice

@sahil11o9 8 ай бұрын

tight set uncle

@shaanmohammed4972 8 ай бұрын

Looking forward for Kolkata show.

@kashviyashvikimasti5389 8 ай бұрын

Balak Satya vachan

@vivekmalik7551 8 ай бұрын

bhai specs loose hai......baar baar naak p neeche aa jata hai🤪

@thatroamingrover 8 ай бұрын

Being an Ex employee of Deloitte myself, I can totally agree to what he’s saying 😂

@gaganahuja07 8 ай бұрын

Thanks, Sandhya for the response:)

@BharatThatIsIndia 8 ай бұрын

Bhai, har IT company ka same haal hai. Ye Chopra aur Sandhya type ke log hamesha jyaada rating paate hain.

@girishchand444 8 ай бұрын

@@BharatThatIsIndiaBharat, sirf IT nai har service sector ka yahi haal hai

@BharatThatIsIndia 8 ай бұрын

@@girishchand444 Arrey der logic is, they are doing extra activities and they assume that they are doing work. But they should start thinking that they are only doing these extra activities and almost no work.

@girishchand444 8 ай бұрын

@@BharatThatIsIndia and on top of that they are highlighting this extra activities and getting good appraisal.

@mutchlouis9707 8 ай бұрын

Just makes me realise how incompetent these companies are to loose a hardworking employees and endup with jokers at the end just because they couldn't do justice to the hard work that these people put in.

@rhac79 8 ай бұрын

Leadership at the top won't know how hard you are working, all they see is data points. It's the managers who make life hell.

@droid6759 8 ай бұрын

@@rhac79 true. 'Incompetent companies "🤣 wo million dollars me khelne wali companies in competent🤣

@prabhatluthra5444 8 ай бұрын

Def Jam Comedy, know what I mean?

@prabhatluthra5444 8 ай бұрын

@@droid6759haa milion dollars Tak employees le jaate hai. Tere baap ka Galla nahi hai !

@direct.skc.2 8 ай бұрын

In India, hard work is not enough, you also need to make everyone know that you are working hard, one way that can be achieved is sending emails very late in the day so that people think you have been working at such late hours. Promotion pakka, but you would be setting up the wrong culture.

@hitman-786 8 ай бұрын

This is my story. I am working as a consultant in Deloitte got 3.5% appraisal and currently i am serving notice period 😂😂

@caaryancr3094 8 ай бұрын

CA?

@BuildAR_official 8 ай бұрын

Bhai na chodd. Sab bakchodi hai. Read the book 40 laws of powers. Apply that stuff. Ignore the idiots. Get a good manager

@girishchand444 8 ай бұрын

@Atul, every org is doing this God knows where this will lead us to

@sahil11o9 8 ай бұрын

bhai aap toh FD se competition laga rahe ho

@hitman-786 8 ай бұрын

@@sahil11o9 FD ?

@RohitMajumdar210598 8 ай бұрын

I work at EY and previously worked at PwC. The bonus payout and ratings came in today. I was so frustrated since morning after the abysmal ratings and payouts and this absolutely hits the spot. So relatable 😂

@bikramjithazra1962 8 ай бұрын

hoi hoi

@pankajkumar-vq8ox 8 ай бұрын

Same here

@AMANKUMAR-mh6vc 8 ай бұрын

Arey bhaiya..There There

@Thenestpatna 8 ай бұрын

Which entity of ey ? Bonus payment ho gya kya?

@akashparashar4766 8 ай бұрын

Dude join tcs then you will miss big4 in terms of hike

@kishalayachakraborty9836 8 ай бұрын

It's the corporate life. Undeserved people use you as a ladder, learn from you, gets in the better position. You have to be a good politician to go in a good position. Here skills, education nothing hardly matters.

@xploreourterra6096 8 ай бұрын

is this reality of every corporate job ?? I want to know I'm a student

@aryanram02 8 ай бұрын

@@xploreourterra6096 its not bro lmao, dont get influenced by these stupid comments. mostly made by those who are dumb and unskilled themselves. if a company doesnt value u, u should move on, but if u cant move on because u think some other company might not hire you then its an issue with u, u need to increase your skills and be better or else you will be whining forever :)

@krox477 7 ай бұрын

Ye baat teachers kyu nahi bolte hai

@darnaram 8 ай бұрын

Remember this guys: efficient workers are punished the most and never paid for their efforts

@random_person_on_internet 8 ай бұрын

But why?????

@xploreourterra6096 8 ай бұрын

really ?? Wtf

@aryanram02 8 ай бұрын

nahh not true, efficient and smarter workers move on from a company that doesnt value them. and if you are not ready to move on and think u might not get a job elsewhere then its your responsibility to upskill yourself so other companies want u. ppl often blame others and other things for their personal issues and lack of skill lol

@Shraddha_Surfing 7 ай бұрын

😢😢

@bimn100 2 ай бұрын

true

@anujdagar7813 8 ай бұрын

Ex Pwc employee here...all things are real😂😂😂😂

@dr.s.choudhury8089 8 ай бұрын

My sister is in her last year of MBA and uska bhi yehi plan h- Partner, CEO banne ka...that beginner wala enthu😂😂😂

@fighterinmkiwiscience3517 5 ай бұрын

And what you doing

@chaitanyavelamala7268 8 ай бұрын

Finally abhijit is back after Indulging in solitude for a glimpse of wisdom to share us the nectar of knowledge by achieving prolific writing In non MBA words, jokes likh raha tha😂😂

@Alok_Kumar_Sahu03 8 ай бұрын

😂😂 I still gave a thought to those lines

@kayayvid8309 8 ай бұрын

🤣😂🤣👌👌👌👏👏

@MohanKumar-jp4tn 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 acha hua bata diya, mere jaise non MBA wale confuse ho jaate

@anootoshsarkar686 8 ай бұрын

Sir-sir-sir-sir-sirrrrrrr 🙏 😂😂😂

@MohanKumar-jp4tn 8 ай бұрын

@@anootoshsarkar686 😆😆😆😆😆😆

@anamikasarkar-se1bl 8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣absolutely true 💯 correct. Saurabh Chopra and Sandhya is so damn accurate. These type of non competent are so much burden on excel expert Kshatriya 😂 they suck the credit and effort of Kshatriya

@ishitadasgupta9048 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂it was epic

@EverythingDATMattersEDM 8 ай бұрын

Those who know Excel are burdened with more and more work but are paid in oeanuts

@MohdBilal-bi3ei 23 күн бұрын

❤ t

@tigerroaring 8 ай бұрын

I feel so "Seen" 🙈 being an MBA corporate consultant. Everything hits home. Good work Sir! 😂🤣

@irene_0110 8 ай бұрын

Next one on INFOSYS scam😅 hiring anyone with minimum qualifications for solving tickets with 20k salary…

@nickybandil166 8 ай бұрын

How to apply?

@siya7213 26 күн бұрын

the word tickets tells that you have worked in infy HAHA

@knittingclub415 9 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂@@siya7213

@rakshitnair4733 8 ай бұрын

Every once in a while Abhijeet drops a video and it is so well written and well punctuated with punchlines. He chooses such simple topics and his smartness is in what observation he chooses to talk about and how he writes and delivers it. One of the sharpest comedians in the Indian scene 🙌🏼

@pree_yum 8 ай бұрын

As someone who has left corporate life, this was SOO FUNNY and SOO TRIGGERING. Your best set till date Abhijit.

@aman_chauhan 8 ай бұрын

So what are you doing now after corporate?

@Kashsha0521 8 ай бұрын

Chai bech rha hoga

@pree_yum 8 ай бұрын

@@aman_chauhan selling chai, earning 10x more than corporate job, without any dick manager dancing on my head.

@k_ARC 8 ай бұрын

@@pree_yum same. Left the fuxking rattrap corporate world.

@X.Com__ 8 ай бұрын

@@Kashsha0521ye toh sach me chai bech raha😂😂

@yagnaotia 8 ай бұрын

My friend here in USA used to work for Deloitte, I am going to share this with him. We used to do lots of bakchod stuff when we used to be roommates back in NYC during work from home back in 2020-2021

@yagnaotia 8 ай бұрын

@@Exotic_cars. mera yahi is Washington DC, you should see yours slump

@thegiantteenyoutube 8 ай бұрын

@@yagnaotiacan you please donate 2or3 dollars to me or buy me a collar for my dog pet 🐶🐶

@wohooooo7613 8 ай бұрын

@@yagnaotiawah bhai Washington Gaya to India slum ho gaya …🏜️

@mr.terzaghi8820 8 ай бұрын

@yagnaotia come up with something good, you are almost anti national suddenly

@guptasagar694 8 ай бұрын

Hey Yagna..Kudos for your success in US..are you in IT sector ?? and where are you located in US.. probably California??

@divyanshshukla8009 8 ай бұрын

Dude I work at Deloitte and this was so much fun and relatable 😂

@heheye461 8 ай бұрын

Bhai bta de yaar, kya krte h, ye technical consultant Wale..?

@ayyy9701 8 ай бұрын

bhai package kitna hota hai consultant ka average deloitte me

@r16099 8 ай бұрын

@@ayyy970114lpa

@akulchadha2069 8 ай бұрын

CA ho bhai?

@kayayvid8309 8 ай бұрын

Abhijit's videos are like Sunday, 6 din wait karne ke baad Sunday aata hai aur ek hi din mein khatam ho jaata hai 😆You are too good Abijit.

@mayurgera5045 8 ай бұрын

So Damn true about MBA people... Aur Sourabh and Sandhya character was so accurate.. still there are such people in my team..

@ashishchaudharicool 8 ай бұрын

This came right from the heart. I bet you chopda and sandya must have promoted multiple times till date even after Chopra not knowing where not to speak spanish and sandya still doing hyaaa. Its poor lucky Abijit who become stand up comedian and moved forward in life. Cheers.

@sandeepchauhan4454 8 ай бұрын

The Spanish Harmano part literally killed me😂😂😂

@tejasdhumal9018 8 ай бұрын

Being a Deloitte employee i can totally relate where I got 3% increment 🙃🙃

@ak906145 8 ай бұрын

Entire essence of this is be understanding , if someone made a genuine mistake forgive them , if somebody did something good praise them , but , dont interact with everyone and anyone , only engage and understand quality people

@abhijitkumar7436 8 ай бұрын

Lol im Abhijit, a consultant working in Deloitte after MBA, and its my birthday todayyy.. 💁

@srishti3978 8 ай бұрын

Happy Birthday

@reallyruru3463 8 ай бұрын

Happy birthday 🎉🎂😁

@anirbanghosh1670 8 ай бұрын

Happy Birthday Brother!

@pixiv9823 8 ай бұрын

Happy birthday

@trd5230 8 ай бұрын

This is corporate life to the fullest!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

@pratikhublikar4738 8 ай бұрын

I am also a consultant in Deloitte, relate to many things .. Specially the increment part

@deena487 8 ай бұрын

I can relate so much specially this Sandhya thing coz I've seen so many such Sandhyas in my life N unfortunately such type of ppl end up climbing up the corporate ladder

@vansh2k6 7 ай бұрын

I am an ex employee of Deloitte. Worked there for 8 years in IT consulting and can totally relate to this 😂😂 Great Content!!

@amanbindra3183 8 ай бұрын

Abhijit is easily one of the best comedians in the country. Relatable content too.

@Zapper024 8 ай бұрын

Sandhya: Bane raho pagala kaam karega alaga :D

@prashantpandya1508 8 ай бұрын

That means Abhijit you were the inflation warrior... You were the reason to keep future inflation in check...

@gauravraman6510 8 ай бұрын

Being a berozgar, i can fully agree to those who works in Deloitte

@bhagyashreevijay3027 8 ай бұрын

I started loving standup comedy because of your brilliant content ! Amazing performance ❤

@dheerajsah 8 ай бұрын

Absolutely true regarding Gurgaon, spent millions on the buildings but nothing on the drainage

@abhishekbose7674 8 ай бұрын

The way you presented your friend sourabh chopra , it seemed like Rohit from koi mil gaya with the voice of joy from hero - bhakti hi shakti hai 😂

@abanseth6207 8 ай бұрын

This was so good man😂😭 I laughed so hard

@pritishbaruah7664 8 ай бұрын

Most MBA grads would disagree life is all about work 😢

@omprakashbaruah9425 8 ай бұрын

হয় নেকি?

@siya7213 26 күн бұрын

he is a little older. few years ago, it was easier. nowadays its tough for consultants too

@DazzlingSejal 8 ай бұрын

Hilarious video but my favorite one is still "Haircut by partner" 🤣🤣

@nikunjgupta2460 8 ай бұрын

This is Hilarious, absolute gold😂😂😂😂😂

@oprabin 8 ай бұрын

Looking forward to seeing the Metallica concert picture by EOD. Best regards.

@honeyb3603 8 ай бұрын

Abijit, you are excellent but please take my suggestion. Walk a little bit during comedy so people's eyes can chase you ,that gives more stage presence. speak just 5-9% slow and Give a bit pauses in your speech so people who process jokes a bit slow in mind can stay with your pace. you have to carry whole crowd with you not just highly charged audience. i bet you can have very hit shows with lots of laughter bursts. your content and style is very good and enjoyable.

@chivasgoodlife 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 we make influencers...is that your tagline?? 😂😂

@anirudhbhattacharjee9184 8 ай бұрын

too good, one of your best works!

@satwindersetia4367 6 ай бұрын

Too good...U are amazing. Watched it 2nd time, it was equally scintillating.

@anirudhcodes 8 ай бұрын

Came across few sandhya characters in past few years it was so accurate 😂

@joydeepmukherjee9276 7 ай бұрын

I am down with jaundice and I have an operation in coming days and my god this guy makes me so happy when I was so worried.abhijit u r 💕

@aakankshasharma1654 8 ай бұрын

Being a Deloitte employee I can totally relate 😂

@Hero-ht8sw 8 ай бұрын

U will be fired

@mohammedsamran8414 8 ай бұрын

Can you give a brief how to get into consulting from operations 😅

@Ri-Action 8 ай бұрын

Don't

@builditfrom0 8 ай бұрын

Are you that "Sandhya" 😂 .

@pritambanerjee1377 8 ай бұрын

I once read somewhere that hardwork is not rewarded, its exploited.

@NidritaSengupta 8 ай бұрын

This is a Gem😂😂😂😂 consisting of extreme realistic examples of Corporates 😂😂

@vikasnarang83 2 ай бұрын

Not much Standup comedians are so smart like you. Great content great delivery...

@ParthMaru11 8 ай бұрын

bhai ekdum next level accurate and relatable comedy yar.

@thepuneetarora 8 ай бұрын

Wow !! Just wow!! Every bit is so real..

@Vrin50 8 ай бұрын

This is funny and real at the same time😂.....corporate sucks

@venussaturn3903 8 ай бұрын

I worked with Accenture, Aon and few others in Noida and understood this corporate reality long back so quit it ...😊

@aradhyachopra 8 ай бұрын

what a tight set! loved it!😂😂😂

@maheshjoshi4564 8 ай бұрын

Really underrated video. This video deserves millions like and views

@flying_oliphant2554 8 ай бұрын

No chopra and Sandhya were harmed in this video 😂😂😂😂😂

@sarmiroy3321 8 ай бұрын

This was sooo relatable😂...!!! One of the best stand ups!!

@supratimchakraborty3564 8 ай бұрын

You are a poet Abhijit.❤

@deepakadhikari7935 8 ай бұрын

It's not a joke it's reality

@shaggy75 8 ай бұрын

Loved it bro...😂

@sssutube1 7 ай бұрын

Superb performance...."chamka nahi...aise hi TT khela"...too good 😅

@Trendsreacts 8 ай бұрын

Bro spitting harsh reality of corporate life.....Keep going.

@priyanam1776 8 ай бұрын

You nailed it😊

@thedarkness-zh6bl 8 ай бұрын

First time watching you, you are having a great comic timing hilarious 🤣🤣❤

@prernasharma1307 8 ай бұрын

This was one of the best comedies undoubtedly

@gaganpreetk_ahuja 8 ай бұрын

Brilliant set as always. Thanks for creating and uploading such great and relatable content. Ex Google employee.

@arun5351 8 ай бұрын

Ye Google likhna zaruri nahi tha didi.

@gaganpreetk_ahuja 8 ай бұрын

@@arun5351 Arun ' CHOPRA', Hola, mucho gracias bhaiya! 😂 People like you have to say something even if it doesn't make any sense. Existential crisis?

@guptasagar694 8 ай бұрын

Gaganpreet Kaur Can you please share your LinkedIn profile ..I am in service based company and want to switch to Google

@arun5351 8 ай бұрын

@@gaganpreetk_ahuja nope didi.. poocha nahi tha kisi ne, agar batana hi tha toh aur bhi bata dena tha - salary, relationship status, address, likes/dislikes, orientation, .. But guess what ..NOBGAF?

@gaganpreetk_ahuja 8 ай бұрын

@@guptasagar694 I replied twice but my replies are being removed because of using G***gle related links. Unable to reply here. Just apply through online search pls.

@CJClassic 8 ай бұрын

Finally he is back after so long

@kylepeterhines 8 ай бұрын

Very funny abhijit, but hard to see past sehwag’s bald patch when it’s zoomed out to include the audience 😂😂

@sid123456ism 8 ай бұрын

He never disappoints 😂

@mohitajmera9776 7 ай бұрын

Lovable and very much relatable video to every corporate employee

@hillcipher 8 ай бұрын

All the high-paying industries are basically job creation and justification wonderland. For example, a software engineering team plans, executes, and deploys a "feature" for over a period of one year. And in just another year, another team, or the same one will be found planning, executing, and deploying a replacement feature or code. Timeline thodi si adjust kar lo....milega yahi. That is the reason it is very easy to fire people when the economy or the company are not doing well.

@chhandakchakraborty8656 8 ай бұрын

Abhijit Bro - সব ঠিক ছিল, লাস্টে মেটালিকার কনসার্টের কথাটা না মনে করালেই পারতে...খুব দুঃখ পেয়েছিলাম 😢😢😢 বাকি চরম ছিল এটা - Waiting for more videos of yours…Cheers!!

@dikshasingh3951 8 ай бұрын

Damn this was too accurate!! Laughed intensely!

@dostoevsky90 8 ай бұрын

I keep waiting for his videos.. awesome brother😂

@gauravrana7478 8 ай бұрын

Bhai Chopra ka toh appraisal rate bataya hi nahi 😂

@Rameshk.2825 8 ай бұрын

Chopra gand chatu tha isiliye jyada hike mila

@bongquisitive 8 ай бұрын

Great set...can relate

@Bharat26189 8 ай бұрын

too good bro, subscribed immediately!!!

@aalekhkumar9372 8 ай бұрын

Aaj yehi reason se reject hoke aaya Kaafi dukhi relatable 😢

@jhankarsahu6690 8 ай бұрын

watched 3-4 times already...everytime hilarious...

@harshvardhan22 8 ай бұрын

I was in the gym and was listening to this and I was laughing so hard that I had to stop watching

@srinivas8207 8 ай бұрын

I saw this standup at NMIMS Mumbai.

@StoryWallaHu 8 ай бұрын

So true I am working in Deloitte from last 3 years and still I am unable to talk to my manager till now and even the hr is telling to discuss my problems either Hr😂😂😂😂

@ONE-pe2jx 8 ай бұрын

Amazing work Abhijit!😊

@moonshine4757 Ай бұрын

I'm watching it for the nth time. You're one of the best comedians 🙌 good job Abijit.

@riyajuneja7719 8 ай бұрын

Finally a FUNNY stand up. Great work

@Befikar 8 ай бұрын

Kaafi din baad aapka vlog end tak Dekha... Simple Tha but ek bonding Wali vibe thi purre vlog mei. Aap apne pets and family se equally connected ho. Family mei no show off... baki Bahar chahe jitna hipe create karo

@vr5663 7 ай бұрын

So true. Even I know a lady who jumped the ladder not through hardwork but dirty politics. It's sad to see such employees take undue credit. She kinda knew her way to the top through different means.

@SanskritiSanskriti-px5wq 8 ай бұрын

The Sandhya part though!!😂😂😂😂

@mrinalgupta6726 15 күн бұрын

You have not only made us laugh but also given a message to not to work so hard for positions that you lose out on other beautiful things in life...thank you Abijit..I would like to hear from you some comedy, and probably your suscribers also would, on a corporate concept, very common these days, called "Comfort Zone".

@kaushikchatterjee6717 8 ай бұрын

Ganguly da...sera diyecho 😂

@Cromanea 8 ай бұрын

Abhijit never dissapoints🤘😝🤘

@ankitkaran_ 8 ай бұрын

Best as always😂😂😂😂

@debasish1101 8 ай бұрын

This is the best of you❤.

@himanshujakhmola2221 8 ай бұрын

Best till date !!! 😂😂😂

@irfanfaiza7079 10 күн бұрын

I was badly victimized and my ex-boss “actually” asked me for my proof of work after my appraisal meeting - I was a new mom of twins - I was badly laid off and my confidence shattered to bits after that- Took a 10 yr sabbatical because of my twin babies and it’s been more than a yr and I am struggling to land myself a decent job!