main character: i was hand selected i am highly intelligent also main character: *asks a 17th century ghost a World of Warcraft question*

No one: Guy in first story: We're intelligent, smart and quite brilliant more so than other people. We're also very intelligent

"this spirit was ALPHA and it was asserting its ETHEREAL DOMINANCE" I couldn't breathe for a sec after hearing that oh man

Noticing right away none of these people said "goodbye" to the spirits they spoke to. Then act all surprised pikachu when the spirits linger.

the recommended age to play the ouija board is 8+. so you need to be 21 to drink alcohol but 8 to summon the devil?

"Liz we should stop" "no i need to know if he's okay" ...he's dead. of course he's not okay.

"basically told me to check my living privilege" brooo these side jokes have me ROLLING 😂😂

The dude in the 1st story has major "not like other girls" energy

"highly intelligent" "slaughter is a word that hasnt been used since the 1800's" .....dear lord, these guys have guns..

"a butthurt ghost who basically told me to check my living privilege" oh my god

*pulls out ouija board* Hey caus, it's been a while. How u doin man! *Demon in tears* Nobody asked me that before, I'm good man! how are you?

“we decided to roll out” *my mind:* auto-bots, let’s roll out...

Have u realized they never even say “goodbye” once?

"Thompson, looking whiter than he normally does..." LOLOL

corpse: alright guys my youtube ad interrupting: WE ARE IN A CRISIS!

*Light flickers* Storywriter: wow what an alpha gamer move

Anyone ever notice how people always ask what the ghost, spirit, or demon wants when it was them who summoned such things? They're probably like, "What you mean, 'what I want'?! You called me here! You summoned me, not the other way around! Don't be asking what I want! What you want?!

Intelligent people don't brag about being intelligent.

Man, imagine finally being able to make friends with someone over the ghost phone, only for them to drop you when you tell them you're a demon. Caus didn't sound like that bad of a dude tbh. Didn't act anywhere nearly as badly as other stories. Entity profiling at its finest.

“One of my buddies bought a Ouija board from Walmart...” Ah yes, just how every good story begins!

"no one says slaughter since the 1800's." Manslaughter, slaughter house...

"You don't log onto CNN and see Man Slaughtered" Has this guy BEEN on the internet?

Guy in the first story: We're all very intelligent. Also Guy in the first story: My friends aren't smart enough to use the term slaughter...

No one: Me: YA'LL DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE???

The guy from the first story sounded like such a pretentious tool, Jesus...

Imagine pulling out Ouija board, asking 'is anyone there?', watching the shed slowly starting to move and stopping towards 'No' Oh ok understandable have a nice day bye

None of them said they closed any of their respective sessions! No wonder bad shit happened afterwards!

What’s really crazy is that I was going thru a phase where I started watching scary stories on yt/watching creepypastas when I was 13. I was watching corpse since I was 13. 💀 kinda proud of that now due to all of the sudden clout he’s gotten. I’m 17 now and this is nostalgic at this point tbh.

"Here is a map showing key points of interest" - where we stopped to piss.

“I miss u Liz” “I need 2 c u again soon” And that folks, is how you know it’s someone from the 21st century

This is the highest you will ever hear corpses voice

If I ever played with ouji board I’d ask the ghost questions in my own language so my friends wouldn’t be able to trick me.

"Unfortunately the barracks we recently moved to were brand new..." MUST BE FKING NICE. -Marine

What is this word slaughter? Is it some ancient old English word? I wouldn't know because my intelligence isn't high enough. I'm only slightly above average.

I'm really interested in demonology (i'm a bit of a Paranormal fiend), but Caus was the only one to give a name. It's not a far fetched idea for demons to give a name that is not their own, even to disguise themselves as loved ones, but it's interesting to me that the demon would choose the name Caus. Here are my theories: -Caus is a pun for the word Cause. Demons often like to fuck with people using Oujia boards, especially skeptics. -Caus is Abacus, Abacus is also believed to be a version of Abaddon. Common Oujia board demons that take advantage of people not knowing all of the precautions to take with the board. -Caus could be a spirit posing as a demon, this is also not uncommon. In fact, the majority of spirits are annoyed by the use of Oujia boards, summoning is an awful idea with all of the undead. DO NOT FORCE SPIRITS TO COME FORWARD EVER! A spirit could pick a random name and claim to be a demon, then let the subconscious mind do the rest of the work. Overall, it does not surprise me that the Psychic didn't want to help the possessed. Demonology is something that a lot of Psychics don't mess with because it is a tricky process with a lot of rules. I personally don't touch it at all, I think that all people communicating with the afterlife need to be informed, but I would never communicate directly with a demon. They are quick to latch onto people, finding hosts is their main purpose in life more often than not. Most demons don't consider themselves evil so it doesn't surprise me that "Caus" said that they weren't, but they are truly sinister beings that are often avoided by all those who can. Don't fuck with the demons and definitely don't invite them to further communicate with you.

I like how the guy was: Okay guys, it just said my first name, let's gtfo. At least that was smart of him.

"asserting his ethereal dominance" GHOSTLY T-POSE

What took me out of the story is the guy saying slaughter wasn't a common word. Now I find that unbelievable along with the fact that he's intelligent lol

While I'm skeptical about the paranormal my general motto about them is "if they exist,dont fuck with them"

I'll never mess with a Ouija board, but I know you're always supposed to say goodbye.

Trying to think logically: 1. Green is possessed by a butt hurt ghost who told me to check my living privilege. -- o r -- 2. Green is experiencing a psychotic breakdown. I know is a horror story, but my sides died with those lines.

the first story pisses me off because it feels like it's just an excuse to be r/iamverysmart without getting called out

My art teacher once said " If you let them in they will come in" and hell I'm glad I listen to that

Am I the only one that listens to these and makes me want to try one to see what it’s like being haunted?

The author of the first story wanted me to add that it was written "in role" for a Reddit contest and worded it accordingly. He had no idea it was going to be narrated for my channel when he wrote it. I personally enjoyed it a lot.

the guy from the first story is the literal definition of m'lady

> Get ouija board > Find ghost > Ask if it had bad intentions > no > Have a nice chat with a ghost

we're intelligent, you can tell because we talked about math once.

Slaughter is a VERY commonly used word, but it is MOST commonly used in reference to killing animals for meat. While occasionally used in reference to killing people (usually in a really horrific manner), places where hogs/cattle/sheep are killed are often called slaughter houses - because they are slaughtered there.

"Hand-picked bunch of intelligent people" You can't refer to yourself as 'intelligent' while you're using a ouija board.

"We're above average intelligent!" "Let's play with a Quija Bored!"

"ThIs SpIrIT was AlPhA aNd IT wAs AssERtInG ITs EtHEreAl DoMInaNcE"

When I heard him say "Number two" I was all like "that was only one, damn I'm in for a ride"

“We’re a smart group of people” “Damn why didn’t the “spirit” take the obvious bait?”

I had looked up the word “caus” and found one definition saying “burn, burning” that’s....horrifying.

😂The last story where the it ends with "i thought about buyin an oujia board to ask how he was doing" Dam he really do be makin friends with a demon boe

Your voice is so calm and beautiful, I listen to these before bed.

by slaughter i’d think “slaughter house” like where they kill animals- that whole first story was so cringey-

alternate title "why you should always say goodbye when using the forbidden board"

Narrator: ''Who is this?! What do you want?!'' Ghost: ''Dude, WTF. You called ME.''

None of these people said goodbye at the end of the ouji board sessions. Paranormal experts have stated that if u don't end the sessions with goodbye, u r leaving a portal open for anything to come thru

STORIES 0:00 "Some 'Smart' Soldiers vs Spirits" 20:22 "I didn't push it this time..." 32:33 "The Tombstone Story"

Corpse SOUNDS so much different

main character: I am highly intelligent also main character: I joined the Army

Awwwww the ghost had a crush on Steven

"We are above average intelligence" "nobody has used the word slaughter since the 1800s" haha

First person every 2 seconds : I am an inteligent person

“Part 2… Alright guys.” **Lil Nas ad starts playing**

I am smart. my friends are smart. we are smart. did I mention we're smart?

dont you have to say goodbye on those things?

Story one: there is no explanation. Story 2: that will guy is pissed off. Story 3: Japanese Jikininki, possibly. Not strictly a demon, per se, but one that the paranormal community overwhelmingly can be summoned through Ouija boards are the Japanese Jikininki. Their names literally translates to human eating ghosts and are said to be the spirits of the greedy and selfish, curses forever in the afterlife.

When claus said fire and wanted to visit in dreams I literally yelled out FREDDY KRUGER!

Slaughter is still a very commonplace term.

first one reads like something Onision would write. "arizona's finest soldiers" "more intelligent than most" /can't come up with a verb like "slaughter" on the spot/

My therapist : normal voice corpse doesn't exist he can't heart you Normal voice corpse:

People don’t realize they aren’t actually talking to dead people. Those “ghost” are actually demons pretending to be dead people.

Christ the first story was the most cringy le fedora tipping shit I've heard from a creepypasta.

I lost it when he asked about world of warcraft! :D

After playing Among Us.... Helen: "I swear it wasn't me moving that little triangle!" Me: You're kinda SUS. ;-P

Op: we are so incredibly intelligent and hand picked and also very smart Also op: doesn’t know the word slaughter

wow, whoever composed the first story was trying so intently to be clever and funny it was difficult to enjoy. Well narrated as usual.

A ghost can manipulate you.....but, if “It” can possess a human.... it ain’t no Ghost honey...it’s a demon

Why did corpse turn his channel into a gaming channel? I loved this Corse Husband

Slaughter isn't a very uncommon word...

"Check your living privileges"

being in the army, that military story was so cringy. no one talks like that man. that dude is such a POG.

Something I know from experience (I am engaged in Wiccan shit) is that using a board is like using a telephone. Just randomly put it a number and wait for the person to pick up. However, if it is a police officer saying "hey I am a police officer" or a murdered saying "hey I am a police officer" is hard to tell, and you most likely never will. So never trust whoever you are talking to even if they have your info such as name , age, race or even past. Another thing is, whenever you do seanses, ALWAYS tell the other one goodbye. If you don't finish your "call" with a goodbye, the other one does not hang up, even more, they are invited to come in and it will be problematic to make them go away. ALWAYS finish your call.

"It was surreal hearing pop culture in that moment"

When will people learn not to mess with this shit

Your voice though. It made me go to sleep peacefully. And I have Insomnia.

Hugs for Corpse

Me: *tries to sleep listening to this* The story : no Me : panic from the stories

"I need to see if he's ok." My reaction was, "He's dead! How ok can he be??" 😂

"I want to start out by saying this story is 10% true"

Dunno, life hack: if you’re too scared to hear what the spirit is saying, just hold the damn coin down so hard that it can’t move it.

If it was anyone else I'd be getting chills but of course, it being Corpse, I'm very comfortable listening to horror stories

"I've never seen a Ford Escape used in such a literal fashion"

"I need to make sure he's okay!" Bitch that man is deceased, on a scale of one to ten he is a zero

Ngl the second story was low key wholesome

These kinds of videos are going to make October a very beautiful month 😆