There needs to be a story when an insane murderer breaks into another insane murderers home and they both are like awww shit

“I was never allowed to go over to other kid’s houses unless my mom met their parents first” Sounds normal, bruh.

"There's someone out there stabbing people." _he was covered in blood_ *Uhm, is it you?*

Creeps on this video - "omg that poor creepy stalker, bless his heart, can relate, would stalk too :c"

I mean, the first story is nothing compared to the creep levels of Kpop fans

"Michelle that's the wrong fucking house!" sounds like my kind of gang lol.

"I'm like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do with it if I caught one." ~The Joker

I came back 4 years later just to realise his voice got deeper over time 💀

The first story was awesome. It really played on my emotions. I kept going from feeling sorry for the love stricken guy to imagining how scared that poor girl must have felt.

I honestly expected that cat woman story to end with: "And that, kids, is how I met your mother."

How to counter ANY haunted prank: Become the monster. Reverse psychology!

The dude in the first story was abused during his childhood for sure. If his was deprived of relationships and experiences, his parents were emotionally damaging him and making it difficult to form self esteem, confidence, and an ego. Not saying that's an excuse for him to be a creep, but dude definitely needed therapy.

You must understand, the day that bison scratched itself on your trailer was the most terrifying day of your life, but for him, it was Tuesday.

"Michelle! You pissed bitch! That's the wrong fucking house!" I laughed-

The Hash Slinging Slasher was in the second story.

"All I know os I am SO happy I was on the receiving end of a misdirected prank and I didn't have to get killed by a well dressed hybrid cat demon woman"

I was the creeper. I quietly walked into his house. Only once i stood right behind him, my quiet hissing gave away my position. He turned around and jumped as he realized that i was there, already flashing white, already to late to escape from. Out of reflex, he right clicked, trying to save his two year old hardcore run. If only he remembered to equip his shield, he might have survived...

“I’m sorry to disappoint but..: I’m DECENTLY good looking” ... well damn.

That first one he should have just asked her if she liked jazz

Oh boy I'm so glad that I'm ugly enough to not be stalked

Corpse Husband you always make me so thirsty for your videos. I literally drop everything I'm doing just to watch them.

But did he ever get his beer?!?!

The main character from Story #2 annoyed me. He's living in the middle of nowhere with no lights, no phone service, dangerous animals that have attacked people in the past, and the police (who can only be contacted by the ranger on the other side of the "I have to walk helpless and exposed in the dark" compound) are four hours away. Why doesn't he have a.) a gun, preferably a rifle, and b.) a satellite phone or shortwave radio capable of calling the police from his trailer? Some people are just asking to end up with their face on a milk carton.

Lol, one of the girls meowed. Cat girls really do be ruining people’s life.

"Great fucking timing, Bison" 😂😂

I needed your stories today, they're making me feel better I wanted to go to bed scared instead of sad so from the bottom of my heart, thank you so fucking much.

The first story sounds like an extreme case of nice guy syndrome. I’m glad he saw the error of his ways.

The guy in the first story in a way was abused because the parents were over controlling.

😂😂😂😂 the last one has me crying

I'm all down for those kind of stories. My brother started out an emt, became a paramedic, and is now a firefighter. The craziest story he ever told me was keeping the body alive of a pregnant woman who's husband or boyfriend shot in the head, he did so to keep the baby alive til someone could "deliver" him/her. The head being blown open was a gruesome experience and he had to take some time off after.

omfg and it was a bison

Story 3 "... Like she hates me..." Me: (Ominously sings Corpses new song) Choke me like you hate me but you love me.

Im crying from laughing so hard at the last story cause same x'D I wouldn't want to be killed by a well dressed hybrid cat demon woman either but damn it would be a funny death.

Am i a creeper if i watch i all be.busta Corpse husband Lazy Masquerade and Mr. Nightmare videos

Am I weird for falling asleep to Corpse Husband's videos?

If you could find them and compile a video from a group of similar stories, it would be great to hear horror accounts from people who killed their attackers in self defense and the effects on the victims. Like this if you agree so Corpse Husband can see it!

1st story shows how being overprotective and spoiling your kids can cause lots of problems as well people needs variety in their childhoods it's right to be protective and doting but kids, need soical lives as well and needs to learn independence learning how to be responsible.

I was literally no lie just thinking about how I wanted you to upload

From the "Stalkers perspective" I find the first story much more interesting than these normal ones.

Awe #1 made me want to cry, he was just nervous and shy but he was trying so hard that sucks, poor guy. But it's awesome that he's happy now but it's still sad.

The ending of the third story actually made me laugh

I really liked this one. It's always nice to get "the other side" - if that makes any sense. As a writer, I always want to know the other side of the story. What were they thinking and why were they thinking it? It's a little terrifying, but it's also something that most people get drawn to. Great job!

That first story really hits home for me... I haven't ever stalked anyone but I haven't had the healthiest romantic relationships and I've been extremely sheltered up until now :/

Lol that last story was a riot! 😂

Instead of "stay safe" you should have said "don't end up the dead guy in one of my stories"

I personally want to hear about the paramedic/emt stories. I know from the content you choose that it will be really interesting. :)

Corpse Husband there is something sexy about your voice.

Story Nr.3: cat girls and e-girls are ruining his life - the Crossover weve all been waiting for

It's just a prank bro

Im like a dog chasing cars, I wouldnt know what to do with one if I actually caught it! I just do...

"Great fucking timing, bison." LOL

OK, the story of the Water drenched Cat Woman Beast, when you hear it you will know what I mean, was AWESOME!! lol

i like the first one because it gives us the perspective of the stalker and it shows us how some stalkings are just misguided attemptes at trying to find love

"Hey bro, has anyone ever told you you're a very decently attractive guy"... Who the fuck calls someone decently attractive

This was fantastic. All the stories were great and you narrate very naturally unlike some who read every sentence in the exact same way as in clearly don't have much story narrating experience. This was very much fun, the last one is one of my all time faves.

Did that first dude quote the Joker?

'The other perspective' was pretty interesting, but personally, I prefer being able to really identify with the victims/people involved in the creepypastas, which I couln't entierly do in these stories. But I still really appreciated your work once again :)

Lol Demon cat lady... That actually made me laugh. the poor dudes gonna have nightmares after that incident . I think it would be interesting to hear paramedic storys, Corpse 👌 Enjoyed this new video will definitely be sharing on all my social media accounts . 😊

I’ve done something similar to the first story in the past, but luckily I didn’t have the police called on me. I have autism so I don’t usually realize when I’m coming on too strong, and I don’t realize when I’ve lost my chance. I’ve definitely really creeped some people out though. ever since I got on meds, I’ve been better at noticing when people don’t want to talk to me.

Oh my goodness when I was watching this it was raining and thundering outside so I was constantly looking outside to see if anyone was watching me lmao

I like that you brought a creeper's perspective into this. While all stalkers should be treated as potentially dangerous, I have sympathy for someone who just doesn't know how to "get it quite right" when it comes to getting someone interested. I'm glad he's getting help and has found a girlfriend.

I really enjoyed story #1, its so refreshing to hear the other side of a creeper story. Number 2 was predictable in my opinion but I enjoyed it nonetheless, thanks for sharing the stories and great work as always!

Really love how original your stories are, don't know how you manage to keep it fresh but thanks!

I can't fall asleep without listening to these tbh

I'm glad the guy in the first story got the help he needed, I honestly hope continues to get better. The second story was supper creepy, although I'm glad that guy survived the experience. The third and final story was actually my favorite, it was flat out funny!!

I wouldn't mind hearing a paramedic/emt story. Sounds pretty cool. Great video btw.

The second story If u go camping in the middle of nowhere get ur own damn GUN GOD THIS IS Y SO MANY PEOPLE DIE

The intense kind of listening, where you are concentrating so hard on any external sounds that might be made, that you almost feel deaf from the silence.... SO. well put.

Dude, I've watched almost all of your videos and I must say you have some of the creepiest background/ related images I have ever seen

What an interesting twist! Hearing the story from the perspective of the creeper was pretty awesome. I'd also like to hear the paramedic/EMT/police stories, that sounds pretty intriguing.

Corpse Husband, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I am a 63 year old female. Long time listener, first time commenting. You have the perfect voice for the stories you tell. My children think I am a little crazy because my husband works at night and that is when I listen to you and a couple others. Home alone. I have dogs and am armed so I don't worry. Although, I have a medium sized "rescue dog" & 2 killer chihuahuas. I have a lot of male friends, brothers, cousins, etc. I have always found it humorous to see big, strong men get scared for whatever reason. Just one, quick reference. I dated a guy years ago who was a big, strong guy. As we were heading upstairs to bed one night, we heard a mouse trap go off. At the time I lived by woods and fields, so on occasion a field mouse would get in. When the trap went off, he gave me a look of pure terror. I told him that being the big man that he was, he had to go down and dispose of it. He wouldn't go without me and by the sound of it, it had to be behind the sofa. So, together we pulled the sofa away from the wall. Sure enough, there was the sprung trap. It had flipped upside down before landing. When we looked, there was a tail sticking out from both sides. I did get him to pick it up and throw it away into the bag that I was now holding. He was terrified to turn it over to look and sure that it had to be demonic. He was about 6'4 and 200 pounds. The more he was shaking, the harder I laughed. Needless to say, he got mad because I was laughing so hard, and he left to go home to his own apartment. Over the years, I have had, on many occasions, been able to see grown men scared to death and it's funny to me to see that. I was raised that men are supposed to be the big, strong heroes when actually, a lot of the time, the women are the ones that are forced to take the bull by the horns. The last story about the guy that was freaking out over the woman at his window, made me laugh over and over again. Love your channel!! God bless you.

“Im sorry to disappoint but im gorgeous, pls love me” Lmao

I honestly feel horrible for the first guy, he just wanted to get to know her...

You're voice is too cool. Wow, that's crazy. You tell great stories!

i just found out about you a couple days ago and let’s say i’m addicted to these. i’ve watched almost all of these even at school. i focus on my work while listening to these and i thank you for that

I am a fan, have been for a bit. I try to leave likes from the beginning... For one, I know I will 😊, and for two, I get caught up once you start and will forget 😂. Love this by the way! Wonderful twist to the same old story. Thank you for all you do to simply entertain us! You're beautiful!!!!

The first one was very interesting.

another great video, keep up the good work

Very nice additions with the sound effects. Like, the heartbeats. Oh, and a previous episode where you somewhat changed your voice for it to be more 'raspy', I believe it was. The reason why I bring up the voice thing is because the previous episodes have usually been just your normal voice with no changes to it for certain parts I feel. But, anyway, very good stuff as always. Keep up the great work.

if the first story was instead told from the point of view of the girl, it likely would’ve ended with her saying something along the lines of, ‘i don’t like to think of what might’ve happened if he’d caught up with me.’ im so glad we got the alternative version. it’s insightful and gives me a more sympathetic view of these creepers.

The last story went from funny to scary to creepy-silly to funny again.

The first story is a good example of "But im a nice guy"

This is by far one of my most fav, right after the pysch ward one. One thing I like about your narration is how you can go from an indifferent, monotone to emotional, in-the-scene tone XD

I honestly love the stories from the stalker's perspective. Theyre so interesting! Sometimes theyre clearly creepy and sometimes they make you pause and realize they made a mistake.

I really liked the first story because I was like that dude to a much lesser degree in high school and I know how easy it is to cross a line without seeing it. I'm glad he can see that he was in the wrong but I really feel bad for the woman he stalked and terrorized. if only he could have had the social skills to not cross those lines to begin with.

I really hope the dude got to open his beer :/ .. THAT would be scary.

I can totally relate to the first story. I tend to get really worried when they don't text back and have to stop myself from repeatedly texting her saying "Please answer" or "Are you mad at me?" It's actually lost me some girls that I could have had a relationship with

I find your voice extremely calming to listen to. It helps me focus when I study, oddly enough. I hope you find your way back matey boy!

LOL these were great. The last one had me rolling.

"Hybrid cat-demon woman" the last story made me laugh so much ahahahah

i love the first story .. its really interesting This guys voice is also so amazingly deep and calming!❤ love your video's so much.. I'm really happy that i found your channel And whomever is reading this may you have an wonderful day xx

Yo, I subscribed to you a day or so ago, Don't remember how I found ya but sure glad I did. Keep up the Great work! I'll stay tuned.

"Life was pretty sweet. I had no running water, no electricity, no internet, and I had todo a 4h drive for groceries and laundry" So you can develop Stockholm syndrome for life itself.

"Well dressed hybrid cat emon woman" This will be a new horror story I write :P

That was different. I totally enjoyed these stories. Thx for your time and effort. ❤️🇨🇦

Your first story that got me hooked was your Hitman ones. Do you plan on doing anymore long one story pieces? Yes! I loved this one. Thank you!

do that EMT/police video. don't mind the style of stories being different.. that can set you apart from the rest of the horror channels..

I love anime. But I put them on hold whenever I get a notification that you uploaded a video lol

I hella needed that! Thank you!

Bro I love hearing this videos at night, they help me sleep. Keep up the good work. 👍