Seth hanging up on Andy Samberg will never get old.

"Interesting fact about the thirty years war: Named at the beginning." I AM IN LOVE WITH WHOEVER WROTE THAT JOKE.

I'll actually stand with Seth on this one. All Sesame Street characters are Muppets, but not all Muppets are Sesame Street characters.

Does anybody else love that by calling us Jackals, Seth has given us both a community AND a mascot?

The Cure joke killed me. Freaking perfect.

Man, "see me next week" is such a cute subtle, yet pointed reminder of what brings us all together: making Seth jump through hoops lmao. I love it so much. These segments are dynamite

Seth's impression of "The Attenborough Brothers" was directed by Guy Ritchie.

I mean davud attenborough did narrate a series sbout dinosaurs aswell And a lovely story- a few years ago I went to 'an audience with david attenborough' in australia and the audience were able to put in questions. My friends question was picked and he was asked 'if you could be in jurassic park what would you want to see first'. And he said the first thing would be to go see my brother Richard. This was after Richard had passed away. Just a lovely lovely wonderful man

The David Attenborough impersonation without a doubt in Seth's top 3 of all impersonations!

I love the "See me next week!" almost as much as I love the "Stay safe, get vaccinated, we love you." at the end of Closer Looks

"No. She was Gladiator." Bows and applause, sir.

Correction: In the 1618 Defenestration, two imperial regents AND THEIR SECRETARY were thrown out the window. (3 people, not two as you shared. You forgot the secretary!) They did survive the 70 foot fall, though I am unaware of any evidence that they fell in a moat (as claimed here). At the time, Catholics claimed they were saved and caught by angels. Protestants said they survived because they landed in a dung heap. Bonus Fun Facts: It is worth noting that people in Prague REALLY like throwing government officials out the window. The 1618 Defenestration of Prague was actually the third defenestration of Prague (or second, depending on how you count "significant" defenestrations; there have been other lesser defenestrations in Prague). The First Defenestration of Prague (1419) was part of the start of the Hussite Wars. While the 1483 Defenestration actually helped usher in a period of peace (excepting the seven people who died from being defenestrated). Also defenestrate is one of my favorite verbs of all time. Shame on all of you for hating on the word.

"The delicious taste of the body of candy Christ." I'm dying.

The best thing about the Second Defenestration of Prague is that it's called the *Second* Defenestration of Prague. Like they apparently made somewhat of a habit of throwing people out of windows when they wanted to make a point.

NECCO wafers being the body of candy christ made my whole month.

This is the best segment to ever come from this show. I also notice it's the most consistently well performing. Always getting around half a million views each. I like how it sorta forces the more pedantic jackals to watch more of the show to feed their never-ending hunger.

Jim Henson called his creations "Muppets." So yes, Seth…you are correct.

"No. She was gladiator" I love this show, all the way from the creepy graphics trolls in the basement to seth and sal at the tippy top🥰

I'm almost positive that Seth said "Thanks" *after* hanging up on Samberg.

The “Candy Christ” joke was gold.

"They came back" -- awesome line.

The gladiator joke made me scream lmaooo it’s so good 😂😂

Laughed till I cried about that gladiator joke, Corrections deserves an Emmy! And the way he hangs up on Andy Samberg every time is epic comedy, Andy's such a good sport! 😉

I love how much everyone loves the word defenestrate. One of my favorite nerdy words. Another favorite is cornhobble. To slap someone with a fish. I just want to know where people were getting fish-slapped so much that it was useful to have a word for it....

The big issue with the Notre Dame advert was not that it still showed the spire, but that the Catholic Church doesn't actually own it and hasn't done since 1789, so the Church couldn't auction it off to raise money...

the "see me next week" never fails to make me chuckle

Love Seth's slow eye blinks for emphasis.

Correction to the correction: If your beak is sticking out of the bars anyway, then it's already not safe, so it wouldn't matter if it was also between the bars. That beak is getting crushed no matter what.

Correction: Fables actually need to have personified animals (or sometimes plants or objects) in them, that act like humans. Yes, they usually also have a moral, but the personified animals are like THE defining criteria for the type of text. You're thinking of a parable :)

6:12 so with regard to the 30 Year War being started because two people were thrown out a castle window and didn't die. It's worth noting that historically wars have been started for completely insane reasons. In 1838 King Louis-Philippe of France initiated a several month naval blockade of some Mexican ports and captured a Mexican fortress because a French baker living just outside Mexico City wrote to him to say that some Mexican officers had looted his bakery. Literally some random guy wrote to the king of France to say he wanted 60,000 pesos in reparations for damage to a store worth less than 1,000 pesos, and King Louis-Philippe was like "let's get this patisserie some justice!" and started a brief war against Mexico. This was known as "the Pastry War", and it had to be ended with a full on peace treaty in which the Mexican government agreed to pay 600,000 pesos as damages to French citizens living in Mexico and make promises of future trade commitments. And when the Mexican government didn't follow through, France used that as the justification for invading and conquering Mexico twenty-ish years later. True story. Humans are ridiculous.

Correction: Though the word “homeopathy” is commonly thought to be synonymous with “alternative medicine,” it refers to a very specific practice of ingesting diluted substances (in the form of pills or liquid solutions). Andy’s singing was therefore not a homeopathic cure. I would also argue that there is far more evidence supporting Samberg therapy than homeopathy.

Since retiring several years ago and then being in quarantine for a while (which I guess can affect one's memory) I struggle knowing what day of the week it is. The struggle is real, folks! Thanks to Seth for Friday CORRECTIONS so at least one day a week I am aware of the day. I notice Seth is making fewer Jackal-worthy mistakes and worried CORRECTIONS would suffer for lack of content. Nope. These keep getting better and better. And, we're even learning history.

You just told your audience to “prove you wrong”… do you know what you have just unleashed? What have you done?!

Boy this is gonna be a fun Corrections, if only he doesn’t bring up my one and only raw nerve: Defenestration.

That Ben-Hur punchline was amazing LOL

Aw, you ignored my correction that you CAN find a picture of Wolf Blitzer without a beard. Wolf himself posted it to his Twitter feed a while back. Now that you've missed correcting that, no one will ever know.

4:00 you 'apologized on behalf of getting that wrong' - so "Getting That Wrong" is a person? Wally's cousin maybe? You apologize FOR your error, you apologize ON BEHALF OF the person or persons you represent.

Gladiator. That alone was worth sticking it out to the end.

I was one of the most vocal Jackals that Corrections shouldn’t have a live audience but in retrospect if I were in NYC and went to the show I’d be really upset that I couldn’t see Corrections. Perhaps I need correcting.

If only we had known about Samberg's Robert Smith Cure earlier we may have gotten out of this corona nightmare sooner.

Happy Friday, Jackals!

"Boys don't cry" has just made this the best CORRECTIONS(Seth's Version) yet!!!! The fact that Andy sang THAT Cure song instead of something everyone knows, just made me love you both more.

I find myself waiting for Friday morning so I can watch this. This is absolutely one of the better segments on KZfaq.

I need merch with Corrections Jackal on it. This segment makes me feel alive 😂

That Cure joke was sick.

There's no way he didn't say the Anime = Cartoon thing on purpose to get jackals to scream at him telling him they're not. Big Bird is definitely a Muppet tho

Woohoo! I made it onto Corrections!!!! I’m a jackal! Couldn’t be more excited! But I should point out that “defenestrate” is a glorious word! It’s the most random act to have a word specifically describe. If you can use it in your day to day life, you should get a slow clap followed by a standing ovation!

Calls up Andy Samberg “dance bi*ch!” . “Thanks” . * Hangs up* 😆

Seth used my gladiator joke. Even got its own punch card line. Well chuffed!

Seth calling Andy each week for the corrections gives me so much serotonin!!

This was TOP NOTCH! The Richard and David joke was amazing!

Correction: Canadians don’t call them “donut holes”, we call them timbits :)

Correction: "I apologized on behalf of getting that wrong." So, you didn't apologize on your behalf? You apologized on behalf of an action? Well, that action should be ashamed of itself, but what right do you have to speak for it?

Corrections is my favourite bit of the week!

Gotta admit Necco's are like Candy Christ, we used them to practice for Communion when I was a kid.

Seth sounds even sexier talking in a British accent.... 🥺😍❤️

It's not Thirty Year War, it's the Thirty Years' War.

Candy Christ died for our cavities. A little respect, 'kay?

I love your Attenborough’s sounding like the Beatles.

You know pandemic life is hitting hard when you get excited that your correction made it onto the segment lmao

Correction: Spangler bought the rights to the candy. They did not buy NECCO, the company.

Covid and the world news has made every week a very long week. Corrections revives and strengthens! Seth, the writers, and the crew are indeed “essential workers“ Blessings to you all!🌹🤗

I just learned that there were submarines in the civil war. Wow. And yes, I Googled it to check, because my hackles we're up.

Big Bird is a Muppet character created by Jim Henson for the long-running children's television show Sesame Street. An eight-foot two-inch (249 cm) tall bright yellow anthropomorphic bird,[6][7] he can roller skate, ice skate, dance, swim, sing, write poetry, draw, and ride a unicycle. Despite this wide array of talents, he is prone to frequent misunderstandings, on one occasion even singing the alphabet as one long word (from the song called "ABC-DEF-GHI," pronounced /æbkədɛfgi:dʒɛkəlmɪnɒpkwɜrstu:vwɪksɪz/), pondering what it could mean. He would refer to grocer Mr. Hooper as "Mr. Looper", among other mispronunciations. He lives in a large nest behind the 123 Sesame Street brownstone and right next to Oscar the Grouch's trash can and he has a teddy bear named Radar. In Season 46, Big Bird's large nest is now sitting within a small, furnished maple tree, and is no longer hidden by used construction doors. Caroll Spinney originally performed Big Bird from 1969 to 2018. Matt Vogel began as an understudy in 1998 before becoming the character's full-time performer in 2018. In 2000, Big Bird was named a Living Legend by the United States Library of Congress. source - Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bird

Big Bird was created by Jim Henson, that makes him a muppet imo

Cue discussions of the platonic ideal of a muppet. I don't think Big Bird is a muppet, but I can't prove it. Can Seth prove he is? Otherwise, under jackals rules, this means a fight to the death, Seth.

I wondered why nobody was buying my vintage Necco Wafers on Ebay.

The crew laughter is *chef's kiss*

Seth unplugged always funnier than closer look. Just makes my Friday mornings. Oh yeah, the "bluer" the better. ❤️ Love ya Seth.

The New Jersey colonist impression sounded a LOT like Mikey the Shoe. I had no idea his ancestry went back that far.

Correction: David Attenborough is actually big into dinosaurs and has a number of dinosaur specials.

If you only knew how much joy you give to the nerds out there like myself, you and your writers would walk a little taller and with a swagger. I love Corrections because it's supplementary and complementary to all your show's content. Your graphics department, your writers, Shoemaker, everybody has my mad respect.

Thank you for being the best start of the weekend. Stay safe and I love you

30 year war - is that what we're going through trying to finally get rid of Thump?

My family and I went to Boston for a wedding years ago and saw the Necco company in our travels !! We went to see if they offered tours. They did not, but they did give us an awesome goodie bag !!

I loudly shouted "NO WAY" when Seth revealed the candy company acronyms. Corrections is a goldmine.

“Throw out the window” means “replace your old window”. I have a proposition for you: put a preposition in the frickin sentence. You throw stuff out of windows. I’ll probably be one of those things if I keep on like this.

fun fact: defenestration is one of the LockPickingLawyer's favorite words in the English language

Correction: Necco was the company that produced necco wafers. In 2018 Round Hill Investments purchased Necco out of bankruptcy, and then sold off the rights to many of the products. The Spangler Company then purchased the rights to the Necco Wafers, which is why they are back. My main correction here is that Spangler did not purchase the Necco company, only the rights to the Necco Wafers.

i like to imagine that seth and andy have never talked about it

these seem to get more enjoyable every week - I particularly liked all of the nuances of 'the cure' to the cold - boyyyya don't crrrry (oh flashback to my boyfriend in the 1990s at uni, wantabe goth) - calling Samburg, that he GOT it, did it, was hung up on immediately - 😂perfection 👩‍🍳👌😘

Thank you for continuing to do Corrections, Seth. You are the keystone of hilarity, Corrections is the capstone, Wally is the wall, and the writers the moat.

Gotta Jackal In here to talk about the 1618 Defenestration Of Prague (Which wasn't the only Defenestration of Prague, by the way. If you're in Prague, stay the hell away from the windows). It wasn't "two imperial regents" who were thrown out the window, but three Catholic officials. (Although "Imperial Regents" wouldn't be too far off the mark given how things worked back then). And while "Villelm and Jacob" weren't bad guesses, the real guys names were Villem, (got that right!) Jaroslav, and Phillip.

For some reason I appreciate this more than the actual show, perhaps it's the admission and self deprecation or when he just throws it right back.

That gladiator pun how to be one of the filthiest dad jokes ever.

I love the lines on the backs of the cards during these! 😄

I can't claim to know for certain how the Attenboroughs speak at home, but if you say 'newt' in any english accent, you need to sound the 'ew' differently- it's 'nyoot', rather than 'noot'. Also, David Attenborough knows plenty about dinosaurs!

So many emotions raging about British Seth. And still, I need him to come back

The defenestrated dudes' names were Vilem and Jaroslav, not Jacob. There was also a third guy called Filip Fabricius of Rosenfeld and Hohenfall.

My favorite part of the week is Fridays after Corrections comes out when I make breakfast and sip on coffee while learning the most random things like the word "defenestrate". Thank you to whomever shared that knowledge, I can't wait to pretend to threaten defenestration to a friend and have them freak out trying to figure out what I mean, because this isn't Russia and I don't throw people out of windows to get even... Incase anyone was wondering and didn't look up why Seth looked so dismayed at the Goebbels family info it's because he was the only Nazi leader who followed Hitlers final order to poison their own families if their further died or the allies gained control of Berlin. Many allegedly fled to the Americas, but Goebbels gave poison pills to his own children like the monster he was...

For some reason, Seth's delivery of "Oh no, they didn't die." got me laughing way too hard.

seth learning about the defenestrations of prague is the funniest thing to me

Jackal Pun: "Friday Morning Jackalariry"

I thought they landed in a manure pile, not a moat. The thirty- years war joke reminds me of a Sid Caesar bit my mother told me about: "World War I is over!" was the punchline.

"anime and cartoons mean the same thing" I feel baited. "Anime" is based on a Japanese word referring to all animated works. In the west, "Anime" almost exclusively refers to animation from Japan, or in the style of animation historically from Japan. Increased globalism in consumption and production of Anime has made this distinction more murky and complex over time. "Cartoon" can be used generically to describe all animation, but usually only refers to comedic works with strong exaggeration. By those definitions, many popular anime would not "feel" like a cartoon, while many would. In western anime fandom, the word "cartoon" usually is used to describe non-anime, but I don't personally find that convincing or useful. Many prefer the term "western animation" to make that distinction. So I believe that "Anime Cartoon" would be redundant, but a "Cartoony Anime" would be a meaningful distinction.

Seeing as Richard Attenborough directed Gandhi, I'm betting he already had bragging rights by the time he filmed Jurassic Park.

There were three acknowledged DEFENESTRATIONS of Prague, 1419, 1618, and 1948, you mentioned the second.

This is part of my Friday morning routine now. I get out of bed early so I can watch on the TV!

Big Bird is a muppet! Defend that hill, Seth, and damn the jackals!

I would listen to Seth talk as the Attenborough Bros all day... any scenario. literally any.