CORRECTIONS Episode 99.5: Week of Monday, March 25

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2 ай бұрын

Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like not placing Dublin correctly in Ireland, and addresses if Wally still gets paid for unplanned lines during the show.
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CORRECTIONS Episode 99.5: Week of Monday, March 25 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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@bebouchard 2 ай бұрын

"Corrections 99.5" sounds like the slogan for an extremely pedantic FM Radio Station.

@deux2tango52 2 ай бұрын

"on your FM dial."

@sherinameless1618 2 ай бұрын

With erudite announcers Sethington Meyers III and Mikey the Shoe.

@PlanckRelic 2 ай бұрын

KRCT 99.5 Corrections Radio

@SamUnreel 2 ай бұрын

We need Reel World to create a Corrections 99.5 FM Top of the Hour jingle and call ID.

@daleainsley9695 2 ай бұрын

Or a new prison...

@Robin0928 2 ай бұрын

Corrections dipping into the decimal system for numbering Corrections is perfectly in line with how insane Corrections has been

@wjrasmussen666 2 ай бұрын

Can't wait until 99.9921

@anotherrainymonday820 2 ай бұрын

I hear shoemaker is going to appear in 99.69

@garycpriestley 2 ай бұрын

Yep, I really want this to approach 100 assympotically

@0o0ification 2 ай бұрын

I'm assuming were getting to at least 99.99 ⁹⁄₁₀ of an episode, just like at the ding dang gas station.

@InformationLiesAtTheEdges 2 ай бұрын

@@garycpriestley asymptotically. 😬🐾

@DorianPhQ 2 ай бұрын

Living in Ontario, Canada during the 90's, I can confirm that most of us WERE excited that a song was being sung about our provincial police!

@hobbitbobbitt 2 ай бұрын

confirm this confirmation, chief.

@mikinaaka7028 2 ай бұрын

I fully grew up thinking this was about the provincial police 😂😅

@sgc5888 2 ай бұрын

Yup! 🇨🇦

@brendan8761 2 ай бұрын

I just learned in this episode that it wasn’t. 😅

@jakeptapia69 2 ай бұрын

I have animal flubs as my ringtone 😂 everyone thinks I'm insane when I get a call

@rachele4631 2 ай бұрын

😲

@davidandersson9800 2 ай бұрын

Haha that's just great 😂

@clws9673 2 ай бұрын

Now wondering how to get Buck's laugh as a ringtone...

@tacen7 2 ай бұрын

Badass.

@supagoku03 2 ай бұрын

Your ringer is ON?!

@anthonypouria3194 2 ай бұрын

Count the next one as a full episode, and that would make it 100.5. That way, you never technically did a 100th episode and can keep the chuckles coming. Been here since the dark times.

@starbreaker_zed 2 ай бұрын

Better yet just do 101 and never address it.

@M.Babadook 2 ай бұрын

Genius. Damn, my life is sad.

@tigersmith2759 2 ай бұрын

“The dark times” Corrections, Steam and Fiona the hippo were the things that kept me afloat 😅

@anro7137 2 ай бұрын

The Attic Prelude, Corrections and cake. Lots and lots of cake. Those were my sanity for the dark times.

@anthonypouria3194 2 ай бұрын

@@anro7137 wonder if he ever got the wasps out of there? Lol

@johnchiu 2 ай бұрын

Seth went from telling all the jackals that he loves us, to him screaming "F$%& YOU!" at us... Do we deserve it? Most definitely. Like how Corrections MOST DEFINITELY deserves an Emmy.

@LindaC616 2 ай бұрын

If we enjoy the abuse, then we are no better than Graphics.

@RobertJohnson-bj5lk 2 ай бұрын

The Academy not awarding “Corrections” their fully deserved Emmy is exactly like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame not inducting “Weird Al Yankovic”. So totally incorrect.

@kennyn1992 2 ай бұрын

@@LindaC616 Graphics are a jackal's best friend. Like yin and yang if The Dude had started Taoism. (Hmm, maybe he did in a past life as he has played The Old Man [Lao Tzu]).

@johnobrien2373 2 ай бұрын

@@RobertJohnson-bj5lkThe Academy snubbed "Marcel the Shell With Shoes On" for an Oscar. Wherever an "Academy" is making the decision, expect them to reach the wrong conclusion.

@tacticalgrace6456 2 ай бұрын

It deserves both an Emmy and an N-Emmy.

@daveleonard3280 2 ай бұрын

I would like to point out that in Episode 3 of Corrections, Amber said that this segment is not good for him (referring to Seth). However, if it wasn't for Corrections, Seth would have 18% fewer Emmy nominations and 100% fewer Jackals harassing him each week. So, fair trade-off?

@LucenProject 2 ай бұрын

Some could argue he's even ahead!

@cristinaferrara6966 2 ай бұрын

Made my day to be one of the seven who got a dishonourable mention from Seth for thinking they were singing about Ontario Provincial Police. 💃🥳

@ChrisArkwright 2 ай бұрын

THIS JUST CANNOT END. PLEASE DO THIS UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

@TheUberjammer 2 ай бұрын

Time will end after episode 100.

@lulairenoroub3869 2 ай бұрын

@@TheUberjammerIf only. We can bail on the election

@rugbybeef 2 ай бұрын

Uh yea, I dont even know if there's a TV show still. It could just be a backdrop, a desk, Seth's celebrity guests and well wishers checking in on him, his growing dementia and alcoholism, and the comments section at this point. Is there even a Buck? Is he sitting on a stack of Thorn Birds?

@annadownya7754 2 ай бұрын

Is the whole "corrections ending" thing an April Fool's day joke? Are you trolling us back???? Please God. I need corrections. I have so little joy in my life!!!!! Please Seth don't rob my joy.

@muchadrewaboutnothin 2 ай бұрын

There's an infinite number of possible episodes between 99.5 and 100

@jamesyoungquist6923 2 ай бұрын

This is one of those moments where in 20 years you look back and say, "i was there"

@manaash4316 2 ай бұрын

Being your 100th like felt poingent for this comment.

@HeriEystberg 2 ай бұрын

I hope I look back in 20 years and think "What's this? Seth is back in business!? He looks good for a 70-year-old!"

@maryroberts589 2 ай бұрын

@DominicTetraulttouché, Sir! An excellent thought-provoking comment for a (non) episode of Corrections that included the flip flop bit!!

@phillip5245 2 ай бұрын

I'm not here. I'm just a 3D holographic projection. Just like Tupac except for the fame, talent and skin colour.

@Rechanmole 2 ай бұрын

@@HeriEystbergI hop eto say in 20 years "Thank you dystopian hellscape cannibals for not eating me".

@Typhis19 2 ай бұрын

Omg, the line about the animal flubs song, "Do you think, I think, It's good?" lmao

@L_M_V 2 ай бұрын

That made it to the description of my latest video - it involves Seth and Kelly Clarkson 😂

@SouthCountyGal 2 ай бұрын

He's claimed in the past (for a bit) that he recorded it on his iPhone while locked in a bathroom stall because he was too embarrassed to do it in public. lol!

@MrAmazing00 2 ай бұрын

Best part: "hey does walley get paid for that?" "Let me f%n find out" 😂😂

@traceyholt8223 2 ай бұрын

That was my question. It was an unusually long conversation between Seth and Wally ..... did Wally set it up on purpose? 🤔🤨

@Rechanmole 2 ай бұрын

@@traceyholt8223Funny, I asked that too. :)

@SouthCountyGal 2 ай бұрын

Given Wally's apparently genuine abashed response, I don't think it was set up. But I hope he got paid!

@traceyholt8223 2 ай бұрын

@@SouthCountyGal lol - Wally is too genuine to set it up .... but it made Seth stop and think! I hope he got paid also.

@nicholasgold9021 2 ай бұрын

One thing we learned is that apparently Wally is mic'd up for every episode whether he has planned lines or not. Wait, can we find out if this is true somehow? Will Seth tell us?

@naimaesolk 2 ай бұрын

PLEASE, PLEASE NEVER EVER END THIS SEGMENT!! I only watch the show to get context for corrections!

@r.d.w.molenkamp1276 2 ай бұрын

Pro xD

@clarewillison9379 2 ай бұрын

👌🏼😂🤣

@myname2525 2 ай бұрын

😂🤣 This comment!! 👍

@mapthemaze4624 2 ай бұрын

Me too😂

@sherinameless1618 2 ай бұрын

And that's how they get you!

@TroyBarnesBrain 2 ай бұрын

I would like to point out that the ACTUAL canononically current Corrections count comes in at 98.5, because depsite Seth clearly establishing that the _"Specjackular: A Celebration of CORRECTIONS!"_ was not to be considered as a regular episode but rather a "Outstanding Variety Special (Prerecorded)", it is still listed as CORRECTIONS Episode 51. If this sounds like I'm in the bargaining stage of grief over the ending of corrections, that's because I am.

@TMercan31 2 ай бұрын

Bravo! Yes it's a technicality but who cares - this was 98.5 CLNSM

@DennisMoore664 2 ай бұрын

With the tease on the regular show I'm now convinced that Seth has just been toying with us the way any good Jackal plays with it's prey.

@betsiecleworth5853 2 ай бұрын

Actually the ‘stages of grief’ were never intended to describe what those left behind feel but rather the feelings of terminally ill patients about their own mortality. Therefore, perhaps this is Corrections bargaining with Seth to ‘give me more time damn it!’ 😢

@adamhansard4647 2 ай бұрын

Wouldn’t that make this actually Episode 99 then? (Regardless it’s still 100 episodes, but this is the kind of nitpicking that gives this segment life)

@onopvallend 2 ай бұрын

But as Seth states so clearly, this is not a corrections, so how can it be "Corrections 99.5" or 98.5? It should be called "Not a correction episode 1" or maybe 0.5.

@Stop.Honchotime 2 ай бұрын

In graphics defense having to bring your vision to fruition has to be a challenge. "I need a Koala, dressed as a Braniff flight attendant, holding a frog what has Rudy's crazy eyes as as his head, standing on an ice cube, that's floating in a big glass of negroni. Here's 2 bucks I need it in 3 hours."

@scottmaberry285 2 ай бұрын

And if it can be encased in ice. That would be great.

@garyrupp3340 2 ай бұрын

Mr Myers, My daughter Mara and I have a ritual. Our weekends don't officially begin until we sit down with pizza and watch Corrections. No corrections? We don't consider it a legitimate weekend. I understand you and your hard working crew deserve breaks and vacations. We understand missing the odd weekend because you all need to go to Tahiti or Dundlak or where you take your holidays. My daughter and I deserve our weekends, too. We prepared for no corrections one week. We accepted our loss and grieved appropriately. Imagine our extraordinary chagrin when we went to start our weekend this week and found this ruffianism running rampant regarding our recurring ritual. On easter weekend of all weekends. We don't get a legitimate weekend on one of the most important Sundays of the year. Shame, sir. I have thrown out Mara's Easter basket in protest. I hope you're pleased with robbing us of two concurrent weekends. I'm so upset. I need my weekends. I hope Mac Tonight visits you in your dreams every night until you return to us our ritual and legitimate weekends. See you at 100. Very Respectfully, Gary Rupp

@sir_vix 2 ай бұрын

This is not a corrections, this is just a tribute.

@nonedefense8296 2 ай бұрын

I see what you did there.

@jessiemiesfeld7950 2 ай бұрын

Just listened to that song yesterday 😂

@lukenosewalkerbruno 2 ай бұрын

Well played 👏-👏-👏 (Slow clap)

@jeanee1228 2 ай бұрын

That callback to a pandemic-era corrections is only for those of us who have been here from the get go. What a treat 😂

@Dermatillomaniac 2 ай бұрын

Agreed! I literally gasped 😂

@melo-muse 2 ай бұрын

That was so old, I had to scrape around for a couple seconds in the cobwebbed basement of my memory to retrieve it!

@maryroberts589 2 ай бұрын

In pretty sure that most of us who watch Corrections have been here since the inception of this brilliant creation & have hung on for the ride gleefully ever since! #CRXNZ

@Lsb412 2 ай бұрын

I was almost disappointed that I remembered jokes from that long ago. Doesn't my brain have more important information to hold onto??

@jeanee1228 2 ай бұрын

@@Lsb412 honestly it is absolutely insane that we immediately got the joke, you are so right. 😭

@joemassi2727 2 ай бұрын

I absolutely love the animal flubs song it kills me every time 😂😂

@ryanyoung8638 2 ай бұрын

I hope Seth keeps giving Corrections random names now and then finally wins the Emmy this show deserves - It would be *chef’s kiss* if he wins & accepts the award for ‘Corrections: Episode 99 and 17/25’s, definitely maybe possibly could be should be would be but is not or maybe it is really Corrections’ 👌🏼😂

@ryanyoung8638 2 ай бұрын

If he wins I hope he thanks us Jackals first!

@Yarnofthewild 2 ай бұрын

Let me fkn find out! 😂😂😂

@matthewcebrian 2 ай бұрын

The "back and forth/flip flop" joke was perfection.

@davidknightx 2 ай бұрын

Took a second or two for me to get that one. Man, I'm getting old.

@jamesb4523 2 ай бұрын

I seesaw between "it's perfection" and "too obvious".

@benverhaegen9006 2 ай бұрын

Oh man, that had me in stitches for an embarrassingly long time.

@snowsim 2 ай бұрын

I judge by how much louder & earlier my reaction is than the in-person one. He knocked it out of the park & may get me evicted.

@davidyohalem629 2 ай бұрын

@@jamesb4523 The essence of wisdom is being able to hold two conflicting opinions simultaneously.

@stereoroid 2 ай бұрын

2:15 “Dundlak”? Even autocorrect knows it’s Dundalk. Seth’s writers apparently live in Dunspellin.

@johnbriggs3916 2 ай бұрын

At this point, you begin to wonder if the misspelling was deliberate.

@Pinkbluebiro 2 ай бұрын

@@johnbriggs3916It's got to be, right?!

@johnbriggs3916 2 ай бұрын

@@Pinkbluebiro One wouldn't bet that way. Like Seth, I have dealt with Graphics over the years. And one thing I learned the hard way was that they don't proofread. (They are visual people, not text people.)

@vita1078 2 ай бұрын

Dang it! I thought I could finally be a jackal because I had a correction to share. Now I can, at best, be a jaclak!

@ronanmckeown9785 2 ай бұрын

Dundlak? Ah, you're taking the piss now, lads. It's spelt Dundalk and pronounced De Town.

@ryanrutledge922 2 ай бұрын

Easy Seth . I watch from Toronto every day and my snowmobile ride to feed my polar bear isn't the same without your AMAZINGLY SUCCESSFUL podcast . ❤ from 🇨🇦

@jkadkin 2 ай бұрын

Omggggg here for the OPP and Canada reference, and 100% sending this to the two retired OPP officers in my family 😂😂😂 and the loonie!! So excited 🤓🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

@joannekozuchowski8654 2 ай бұрын

I live in New Mexico. On St Patricks Day weekend i took a trip to NYC by myself just for a break from life and to visit the big city. As i sat in the airport in Albuquerque delayed for an hour and a half, the last thing i did before i got on the plane was watch corrections episode 99 and think how sad it would be if it ended. Of course I (jokingly) thought to myself, "hey maybe ill see seth while im in NY and i can tell him not to quit this amazing thing!" Lo and behold less than 24 hours later i was walking up 3rd Ave and who do i run into crossing the street....Seth fucking Meyers and his two boys. I still cant quite wrap my head around the level of coincidence that is. It all happened so fast and we were crossing the street towards each other and he was with his kids so i didnt say anything. But seth...if you are reading this now...please dont quit Corrections. It is the best thing on the internet. -joanne.

@snowsim 2 ай бұрын

Wow! That's awesome! And well done, not intruding on him with his kids!!

@lb5368 2 ай бұрын

Joanne, you're my jackal hero! What an amazing experience. I hope Seth mentions your comment❤🐾

@abbycross90210 2 ай бұрын

At first I read it as you were waking up on 3rd. "Wow, rough flight?"

@syniron6670 2 ай бұрын

cosmic coincidences are the best! 🪐

@robertrusso877 2 ай бұрын

Waking up on 3rd ave.? We’re you day drinking with Seth?

@Danielle11906 2 ай бұрын

CORRECTION: watching corrections from episode 1 to now would in fact take 24.95 hours **

@JamesWilliams-et2xz 2 ай бұрын

👏👏👏

@MonicaChavez556 2 ай бұрын

respect ✊

@mayakanitkar1417 2 ай бұрын

Well, he said "it's easily over 20 hours" so that would make him correct

@nicholasgold9021 2 ай бұрын

And it would be worth it and they should feel lucky that it exists.

@essiebessie661 Ай бұрын

Thanks. You saved me the trouble of the addition.

@JeffRJones01 2 ай бұрын

Conspiracy theory time… When talking about the cookie Seth said “legos” again. I believe this is opening the door for corrections season 2 episodes 101-199.5 and I personally can’t wait. I was very upset at the idea of a world without corrections.

@danielcampbell6708 2 ай бұрын

One of the best in a while! That joke about the Animal Flubs song killed me!

@Missunderstood103 2 ай бұрын

'Jokes on you cause I AM rich and we DON'T pay our taxes.' -Jackal King🤣🤣🤣

@judasdubois 2 ай бұрын

I love that he followed that up with "oh no april 1st" which is also not the day american taxes are due, multi layered joke.

@gnaius 2 ай бұрын

@@judasdubois he's so rich he doesn't even know the tax day 😆😆

@DrPatriceBerry 2 ай бұрын

@@judasdubois😂😂 we all know it is April 15th 😂😂

@francescaa8331 2 ай бұрын

😆

@AAjootian 2 ай бұрын

You know you are a jackal when you are more excited about Thursday night than Friday night 🎉 ❤Fam

@LindaC616 2 ай бұрын

When you are awake at one in the morning and you have to get up at five thirty for work....😅

@OmegaSparky 2 ай бұрын

🐾

@scarletspidernz 2 ай бұрын

For us in NZ its Friday nights :D Great way to end the week or start the weekend 😁

@Carpatheon. 2 ай бұрын

The best "Not a Corrections" ever.

@trdollar 2 ай бұрын

The hair's real, and pushing into "Bram Stoker's Dracula" territory...kudos

@ollieoliver3356 2 ай бұрын

Seth is going to try and Zeno's paradox his way out of this, never reaching 100. Such a clever little tortoise.

@matttowner3179 2 ай бұрын

That's what I'm hoping for. That it continues to approach 100 but never reaches 100.

@OnceUponaPoet 2 ай бұрын

Corrections brings so much chaotic joy to my life.

@turdfurgeson1643 2 ай бұрын

I love it so!

@shanerothery 2 ай бұрын

Same, though this wasn't Corrections.

@mattmacnavarro8060 2 ай бұрын

This ISN’T a corrections

@lesliebehan1596 2 ай бұрын

I usually love Fridays because of Corrections but this episode of Not Corrections was even more hilarious than Corrections. Hubby heard me crack up often. Thanks, Seth!

@ZagnutBar 2 ай бұрын

0:53: the wig joke is an old David Letterman gag. When people said he had a toupee, he'd say "if I did, why would I get one that looked like this?" Considering Seth is in Letterman's old chair, it's kind of a sweet homage.

@larrymosher5045 2 ай бұрын

Wasn't Letterman at old Ed Sullivan theater, now home to the Colbert show.

@ZagnutBar 2 ай бұрын

@@larrymosher5045 Late Night with David Letterman was his show at NBC before they passed him over as host if the Tonight Show and went to CBS. That's when he did the Late Show with David Letterman. Seth is the current host of David first late night job.

@juliemacdonell6381 2 ай бұрын

We love your imitations, your acting, and your humor. I wish people also spoke more frequently about your use of the "slow blink". Perfection!

@randyastle3301 2 ай бұрын

He’s right. I missed Corrections episode 9 and nothing has made sense since. I’m glad this wasn’t Corrections because everything suddenly made sense again.

@sigil8386 2 ай бұрын

Underrated comment.

@PostTrumpDisorder 2 ай бұрын

Funny ha ha

@brianalice 2 ай бұрын

I love Animal Flubs. Also, Correction: the CEO of Nestle is not a gnome. The CEO of Nestle is a monster.

@danielmetcalf 2 ай бұрын

Too true, straight up one of the worst companies ever and responsible for some pretty disgusting acts.

@clarewillison9379 2 ай бұрын

I was going to say N@zi but you’re right too.

@mimzynull7855 2 ай бұрын

@@clarewillison9379 por que no los dos? lol

@joseph-zoramcbride4029 2 ай бұрын

HA!! ... And also yes. He's the dragon of water; if he's not draining lakes/stealing other people's aquatics, he's done for.

@jamiegrall9503 2 ай бұрын

Please don't ever stop these! I don't usually watch late night talk shows, but Corrections randomly came on autoplay during the Pandemic and I've been obsessed since. It was Corrections that made me want to regularly watch a Closer Look!

@Articolate 2 ай бұрын

THE CANADIANS ! To Canadian Seth fans, much love to all y'all 💗

@tacen7 2 ай бұрын

Hey thanks a lot buddy take it easy eh? 🍁

@DJGURR 2 ай бұрын

Corrections is the last bastion of meta humor in late night. So authentic

@betsiecleworth5853 2 ай бұрын

Can ‘true meta’ be authentic though? Isn’t the truly meta more of a reflection on the nature of authenticity?

@Alexis84DE 2 ай бұрын

I just want to say - 10 years with a majority of the same crew. That absolutely speaks to the amazing character Seth possesses. Must be an awesome dude if everyone sticks with him so long ❤

@JSDudeca 2 ай бұрын

After all these years I learned that it was not about the Ontario Provincial Police. I learned something from Seth!!!!!

@Rustmonger 2 ай бұрын

I am happy to be among those who have never missed an episode. If this does truly end it will henceforth ruin every weekend for the rest of my life.

@wolfmoon09able 2 ай бұрын

At the end of Closer Look I heard "then why are you still watching?" and I was like "oh no. Corrections energy creeping in again!" Then it was immediately a plug for corrections. You done good at prepping the people what to expect.

@johnchiu 2 ай бұрын

Wally "Two Trees" is the smartest man in history

@lindseypress4745 2 ай бұрын

🌳🌳✌️

@MariaVosa 2 ай бұрын

I got that reference!

@razzledazzyl 2 ай бұрын

“It’d be a real shame if I, say, FORGOT to drop the cue card, now wouldn’t it?”

@jeandrzyzgula 2 ай бұрын

I love that it's still titled corrections even after Seth said not to call it Corrections about fifteen times

@MatthewGreenbaum 2 ай бұрын

The pure joy this gives me every week is so wonderful. Thanks!

@LexicographicalPedant 2 ай бұрын

Somehow, a joke about Ferrari being uptight and judgemental is the most accurate thing in this episode of Rectification

@sigil8386 2 ай бұрын

Rectification! 🤭

@gus.smedstad 2 ай бұрын

Ferrari is infamous for deciding who is, or isn’t, “good enough” to buy a Ferrari. Or, in cases like the F40, even more restrictive about who can purchase a specific model of Ferrari.

@meganbarber3599 2 ай бұрын

Judgmental

@alumpyhorse 2 ай бұрын

@@meganbarber3599well done, fellow jackal 👏🐾

@meganbarber3599 2 ай бұрын

@@alumpyhorse 😂 Thank you, thank you very much. 🐾🐾

@previnsnaidu1 2 ай бұрын

Corrections is by far the most hilarious thing on the internet. I use it as a barometer for new relationships to see if she’s able to get my humor lol

@TravisChalmers 2 ай бұрын

If my wife ever starts enjoying corrections I'll have real concerns about her.

@meganbarber3599 2 ай бұрын

It's pronounced thermometer.

@garywhite2050 2 ай бұрын

I'm impressed that everyone has been so considerate of Seth's feelings not to mention that when he tilts his head down his hairline forms two perfect cat ears.🐱

@FixedAU 2 ай бұрын

Audible groan at the flip flop joke. Bravo, sir.

@catoninetales 2 ай бұрын

I love when I watch A Closer Look on Thursday night and there's a new insane tag at the end. I live in the comfort that it'll make sense in a few hours when Corrections gets posted.

@khallo151 2 ай бұрын

My new favorite thing

@lynnhettrick7588 2 ай бұрын

Same! Love it!

@lenkacfk7155 2 ай бұрын

I burst out laughing at the "OR DON'T" one - I hope he reverts back to that and uses it until the end of time! 😂

@bebouchard 2 ай бұрын

I bet he does the same thing with his kids. "If you don't stop that by the time I count three, you're gonna be in big trouble! One...two...two-and-a-half...two-and-three-quarters..."

@TheFlowerGirl77 2 ай бұрын

Thank you Seth for a wonderful version of “Not” Corrections that somehow still brought back all our fun from all the previous Corrections ( 😉 ), especially those fantastic cookies! Happy 100 Seth and the Corrections Team!!!!! 🎉

@desireeespinosa3954 2 ай бұрын

I love Corrections. Between this and the home shows during the pandemic I’ve become a fan of Seth and the whole crew. Thanks guys and gals

@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 2 ай бұрын

Getting to 100 is about to become as slowed down as sitting on the edge of a black hole.

@SyzygyNoon 2 ай бұрын

Relatively speaking..

@dielaughing73 2 ай бұрын

Limit theorem

@deux2tango52 2 ай бұрын

Let's hope so !

@snowsim 2 ай бұрын

If we're lucky! Just no spaghettification, please.

@Aaron.Thomas 2 ай бұрын

Next week, corrections episode 99.8...

@GoikOShea 2 ай бұрын

Calling Dundalk (pronounced Done Dawk) "Dundlak" in the bit about getting Irish geography wrong is peak Corrections.

@TomThumb151515 2 ай бұрын

lol he is trolling

@henrygvidonas9573 2 ай бұрын

He didn't address my point about the possible consequences of _almost_ putting their false location of Dublin into Northern Ireland, though. Maybe it's better not to. Let's keep it light!

@khamjaninja. 2 ай бұрын

Dundalk is also the name of a prominent suburb of Baltimore, Maryland. Because when you think of Baltimore, you think "Irish".

@shelbydavis2312 2 ай бұрын

You can't imagine my joy when I saw 99.5 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@markfairbanks3533 2 ай бұрын

Seth's not a wig hair is exactly the type of hair I'd expect on a person buying a Ferrari.

@petabread33 2 ай бұрын

For most of you who don't watch A Closer Look, they actually put that at the end of the segment without any changes. YES!!!

@smussyolay 2 ай бұрын

I saw it before this came out. I was like -- I missed when it was introduced, but I didn't!

@nth.aurora 2 ай бұрын

Correction: they did change the volume of the staff laughing. I was wondering why Buck sounded so far away.

@sir_vix 2 ай бұрын

I find it hard to believe that most of the jackals are members of the writing staff, so odds are that most 'people' here watch the main show content.

@abbycross90210 2 ай бұрын

@@sir_vix right?? Who watches Corrections but not the rest of the show?

@bepowerification 2 ай бұрын

@@abbycross90210I watch the Closer Look too but I can imagine there are people who dont wanna watch it because 99% of it is talking about Trump and 1% Giuliani.

@charlesgordon8751 2 ай бұрын

I just got my tickets to Cicada, Cicada! I'm so excited!

@petecoogan 2 ай бұрын

This year is a triple cicada year

@sunshine3914 2 ай бұрын

Bucket list !

@robinbickel4594 2 ай бұрын

telecharge lottery I hope?

@darcykydd5228 2 ай бұрын

Seth, I am from Northern British Columbia, was a young teen when the song came out, and I distinctly remember my dad asking why there was a song about the Ontario Provincial Police. And I got to be the one to tell him, at the dinner table, what it was actually about. 😊

@Lisel_Wanders 2 ай бұрын

God I love this man. We must never stop correcting him so he can never stop doing corrections. 100 more please!

@CraigMader 2 ай бұрын

The Callback Episode with no graphics feels like old times,and in the spirit of the days when Corrections was five minutes long and plagued with corrections about earlier Corrections(T-Sock), you just said "porchase a porche-car". Never stop this.

@betsiecleworth5853 2 ай бұрын

They should do a clips episode of Corrections

@CraigMader Ай бұрын

Yeah, folks seem excited for eclipses lately

@CraigMader Ай бұрын

😅Sorr

@CraigMader Ай бұрын

Failed reach. Fuckeverything.

@IAmFJ1 2 ай бұрын

99.5! Aw! He should just confess. He can't end it. I hope next week it's 99.6th episode. 😄

@crovax1375 2 ай бұрын

Probably 9.75

@IAmFJ1 2 ай бұрын

@@crovax1375 99.51

@Flexicor 2 ай бұрын

99.501

@TheUberjammer 2 ай бұрын

99.4 The entire thing is a tease - from now on, it's back down to 46.

@IAmFJ1 2 ай бұрын

@@Flexicor agreed.

@neurodivergentdad 2 ай бұрын

First time watching Corrections… some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

@epiphi 2 ай бұрын

This show brings me more joy than anything else in the world right now, and certainly than anything else on the internet, and I'm going to cry when it ends.

@SixPackShaun 2 ай бұрын

I finally went back and watched all the corrections to prep for #100. Because of the way the playlist is ordered, with the most recent episodes first, you can't let it auto play. You have to go to the end of the list, and after each episode, press the backward arrow button. Each episode watched involves making a conscious choice to go more and more backward. It really encapsulates the whole corrections experience.

@chezmoi42 2 ай бұрын

Now, that's devotion. Isn't it annoying that YT doesn't give the option of reversing play order on the playlists?

@lenkacfk7155 2 ай бұрын

@@chezmoi42, yes, that would be such a basic function! I've rewatched most of the old episodes in order, but that you always have to scroll for 2 m before you reach the end of the playlist, then find the one where you left off - at some point, I just gave up.

@AnnieThyme 2 ай бұрын

@chezmoi42 it would be very easy for whiever runs the late night yt channel to go in and set the playlist to play in order rather than most recent first, I have to assume they don't just to make it difficult for us Jackals 😂

@demitasse22 2 ай бұрын

If you save the playlist, you can order it by date published

@chezmoi42 2 ай бұрын

@@AnnieThyme It's not their problem, it's YT who should give us a choice of order, as they do with the general videos. I wouldn't want it 'oldest first' if I were looking for the latest video, but I would if I planned to watch from the first. YT knows how to code this.

@Aura-Of-Syrinx 2 ай бұрын

Animal Flubss is a banger, it shall not be bismirched!

@gianalfredo 2 ай бұрын

Right!? Some people are just dead inside. Animal flubs is the best.

@DennisMoore664 2 ай бұрын

I want one of those Koala cookies.

@C2C. 2 ай бұрын

Loved that we were treated to Seth's theme song voiceover!

@kimberlyrobinson1751 2 ай бұрын

99.5...LOVE IT!!! Makes me so happy when people don't get it! 😂 Please never stop Corrections! 😍

@richpeltier9519 2 ай бұрын

Gotta clip that Mets joke as a short. Timing was perfect!

@NewMessage 2 ай бұрын

Holy geeze there, guy. That Canuck accent is more Manitoba than Ontario.

@manaash4316 2 ай бұрын

Like, 50% fewer 'ehs' and this Albertan would have thought he was an ubdercover canadian.

@starbreaker_zed 2 ай бұрын

I know 'eh

@thomasw.5344 2 ай бұрын

I find it strange that noone on the show seems to know about the Naughty by Nature/Canadian police conspiracy theory

@JohnFrancisShade 2 ай бұрын

Are there any Candians that say "about," rather than "aboot?"

@zDom 2 ай бұрын

I'm not from Canada, but I thought it sounded somewhere between Corner Gas and Letterkenny.

@matthewforsee5092 2 ай бұрын

There are an infinite amount of numbers to get from 99.5 to 100 and I hope you do them all!

@DirtScraps 2 ай бұрын

That “back and forth” after the sandals vs, flip flops bit killed me. 🤣😂🤣

@innerspacegirl 2 ай бұрын

April 1st is April Fool's Day, not the day that taxes are due. (so pleased that I got my very first Corrections submission in under the wire)

@karenswartzlander5411 2 ай бұрын

I love any mention of “Cicada, cicada,” and the “Or don’t” finally convinced me to check out Seth and Josh’s podcast.

@jameshartmann3405 2 ай бұрын

The day I wear a Corrections#100 sweatshirt is the day he decides to tape Corrections #99.5. What a world! Show was amazing!!!

@Cruisey420 2 ай бұрын

I started corrections a month or so ago and was told by Seth to watch them all in order. Being me i did and Seth went from my #3 late night host to number 1. My favorite moments, have to be the duel with the knitting community, ninja turtles, Pizza Hut, I work on computers and love to put it on in the background where I can watch. I’m embarrassed to say I’m 22 and like late night tv but there were times I legitimately bust out laughing in the middle of a quiet room filled with computer nerds. My favorite episodes are between 42, 64, 69, and 74 something about those episodes just really spoke to my humor. I wish you guys all the best, especially with that mini documentary you guys did just shows how amazing this all is and you just can’t help but have a great deal of respect for everyone in that crew.

@christinapaschall6141 2 ай бұрын

😂 I love corrections, please don't stop!

@christieharrison9542 2 ай бұрын

Seth’s Canadian accent is miles better than his Aussie one. Well done!

@jennistafford-faris7022 2 ай бұрын

Impressions camp finally came through!

@LindaC616 2 ай бұрын

Well, NH....

@LindaC616 2 ай бұрын

Well, NH is close....

@hellagood67 2 ай бұрын

True that. Our accent is just too hard for some 😂😂😂😂 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺. Have a great looong weekend Christie

@djshotty 2 ай бұрын

Just think, Canada Ontario Provincial Police has the acronym COPP.🤣

@tubabelle 2 ай бұрын

CORRECTION: If you start watching from Corrections Episode 1, you still won't understand the Lego references. Seth, get your youtube team to add the Corrections prequels to the playlist!

@Alice-jj4fe 2 ай бұрын

Thank you I watched them all and I still never got that or mac

@khallo151 2 ай бұрын

@@Alice-jj4fewell Mac is whole other ballgame…

@khallo151 2 ай бұрын

Brilliant. I saw the first corrections and but didn’t see the precursor Lego one until a year ago when KZfaq randomly played it. 2020 was a chaotic time. Not like now of course

@KMStatsData 2 ай бұрын

Thank you! I went back to the first Correction the other day looking for the Lego origin but couldn't find it and thought I was going crazy

@lenkacfk7155 2 ай бұрын

@@khallo151, do you remember the header? Was it already called corrections?

@despasando Ай бұрын

Corrections is one of the gems that makes life worth living. No joke. This is a free mental wellness weekly session. Changed/ing my life!!!!!!

@TheBlade996 2 ай бұрын

The Animal Flubs song is awesome, it's so catchy you find yourself humming it after the show! 😃

@ivyinabottle 2 ай бұрын

I have been waiting all morning for what I was fearing to be the final episode, but I’m so happy Seth also can’t let this go. Truly a mass Stockholm Syndrome for the ages. Can’t wait for Corrections 99.9 next week.

@ppeterson6303 2 ай бұрын

99.9!? I want 99.51. 😂

@davidyohalem629 2 ай бұрын

@@ppeterson6303 You are both wrong. The infinite series would bring us to 99.75 next week; 99.875 the week after (the week of 8 April.) Anyway, the week coming is the week of 1 April...damn you, you fools! you fools!

@josephzuloaga 2 ай бұрын

love the taoiseach callback :)

@HiIAmPaul 2 ай бұрын

Such a great callback!

@Beth-ie 2 ай бұрын

Aw, BRO! You get me all excited and nervous - quivering with anticipation for CORRECTIONS #100 - and then you throw a bucket of ice water on me. After 99 + one "non" Corrections, I want to slap you across the face for making me wait for it. This has become an unhealthy relationship. I freakin' love it!

@tami4peace 2 ай бұрын

I love “not” corrections!! 😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻 it’s not and it wasn’t! 😵‍💫

@Gildedmuse 2 ай бұрын

Honestly something sexy about Seth just casually bossing people around regarding how to watch and title Corrections.

@khallo151 2 ай бұрын

He realized he could save time and have less to do after he’s done filming. Think smart not… unsmart.

@betsiecleworth5853 2 ай бұрын

Careful, Seth gets way too happy with himself if anyone suggests he’s attractive. Self doubt and disfunction is what drives comedy - we’ve got to keep him humble!

@Gildedmuse 2 ай бұрын

@@betsiecleworth5853 Good call. Seth, you're hair is bad and when you close your eyes your face looks weird. Hopefully that's enough crippling doubt to get us to Correction 99 and 3/4ths.

@betsiecleworth5853 2 ай бұрын

@@Gildedmuse 🤭🤣🤣

@samanthajames7569 2 ай бұрын

I love “obnoxious corrections Seth” 😂😂😂😂

@MrsBasia99 2 ай бұрын

Yes! That’s def a fun lane.

@EthanKristopherHartley 2 ай бұрын

Me too, it's just a shame that we only got Obnoxious "Definitely not a Corrections, but something else entirely" Seth this week.

@heydocb 2 ай бұрын

Corrections is always like dinners with my family-reveling in long standing jokes (and feuds), an appreciation for sarcastically delivered bad jokes, and a welcoming to the party for all who get it. Not everyone will, and that’s just fine. I will miss it when it’s gone.

@hannaganistic5148 2 ай бұрын

If I'm ever lucky enough to see a live taping the only thing I truly want is a big hug from Wally..he seems like such a sweetheart :)

@missolympiabinewski 2 ай бұрын

Nobody jump down my throat, but this really felt like an episode of Corrections.

@sigil8386 2 ай бұрын

It may have. But Seth clearly stated it wasn't. Just like the card says at the end.

@cristinaionascu4431 2 ай бұрын

The Taoiseach/teasock very much worked for me, I laughed out loud in the middle of the night. I was there for all the editions using the reference so it was extra-funny. Thanks!

@mikkinkead6563 2 ай бұрын

I cant believe Im commenting a semi-correction on a non-correction (which therefore maybe means none of this exists?) but Leo has stepped down and Simon Harris is the new Taoiseach. He formally takes power April 8th but since this isnt corrections i think its ok for my correction to be a bit wiggly.

@lynnhettrick7588 2 ай бұрын

⁠@@mikkinkead6563I did hear that Simon Harris is the new Taoiseach since I do The Guardian Thursday quiz each week. I got that question wrong because Harris didn’t sound very Irish. 😅 I guessed the other Simon in the multiple choice options.

@yamedina 2 ай бұрын

8:03 "I look at the picture,I go back and forth .... did it work?" YES, yes it did! 😂😂

@jonathan1427 2 ай бұрын

"Legos"? I am seething. What are we even doing this for, Seth?

@razzledazzyl 2 ай бұрын

Happy 100th episode, Jackals!

@razzledazzyl 2 ай бұрын

99.5? 😂😂😂

@marysmith7765 2 ай бұрын

99.5….

@afg122602 2 ай бұрын

How much you want to bet he skips it next week just to mess with us?

@mmuller199 2 ай бұрын

But this isn't an episode of corrections, it's something else!

@afg122602 2 ай бұрын

@@mmuller199 look at the title though

@manaash4316 2 ай бұрын

"we dont pay our taxes" made me snort the water i was drinking. 😂

@crimps321 2 ай бұрын

Also, all the callbacks to earlier Corrections were amazing!

@breezyveezy 2 ай бұрын

After a full week of binging between work and sleep, I finally finished my full Corrections re-watch, and I’ve got to say, it’s definitely the best way to consume these. It keeps all the callbacks nice and fresh.