I've wanted to make this video for forever and I finally did
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@frog41654 жыл бұрын
*A man of my age? That's something you say to an old person.* Jemma: 👁️👄👁️
@daisydayze4 жыл бұрын
*voice crack* iS iT?
@othervids37264 жыл бұрын
Rat Child leTs gEt yoU somE elEctrOlytEs sHaLl wE?
@reaganmclaughlin57054 жыл бұрын
@@othervids3726 Jemma does the what have i done look
@daniellanctot65483 жыл бұрын
Jemma’s thought bubble: *OK Boomer*
@reaganmclaughlin57053 жыл бұрын
Daniel Lanctot it predates the internet coulson how anything get done back then Coulson 👁👄👁
@aethei85604 жыл бұрын
Phil breaking into Jemma’s apartment in season 2 to bring her groceries and roasting her on her diet is like a dad visiting his daughter at university 😂😂
@reaganmclaughlin57054 жыл бұрын
U really thought I would not find out BEER AND SRIRACHA THAT IS IT WHAT KINDA DIET IS THAT
@Babbling_Wizard3 жыл бұрын
Just dont tell your mother [ May ] - Phil Coulson
@Cali-P3 жыл бұрын
What episode is that from?
@morganfrazer76893 жыл бұрын
@@Cali-P season 2 episode 4 or 5 i cant remember
@Unversed3333 жыл бұрын
@@morganfrazer7689 Episode 3 of season 2
@diogocasstro4 жыл бұрын
"dad jokes, it's a glitch sorry" that was so funny he is just the best
@infinit._4 жыл бұрын
I loved that scene! Also "Dying, it's kind of my superpower" would have been a good inclusion
@diogocasstro4 жыл бұрын
@@infinit._ ong yes, i totally forgotten about that, dammit
@craytherlaygaming28524 жыл бұрын
He's incorrect tho... There not a glitch, They are a function
@diogocasstro4 жыл бұрын
@@craytherlaygaming2852 i agree, i think that was just an upgrade
@craytherlaygaming28524 жыл бұрын
@@diogocasstro As a Dad it's is in his primary directive
@elizeholyoake78944 жыл бұрын
Him roasting jemma in s2 for her food choices lmao
@PrimordialNyx3 жыл бұрын
It could be revenge for her basically calling him old.
@thatlonewolfguy28783 жыл бұрын
Yeah but the way she smiles when he brings her food he knows she likes, he really is like a father to her
@elizeholyoake78943 жыл бұрын
@@thatlonewolfguy2878 Phil Coulson: dad of the century
@saskia25523 жыл бұрын
he is literally like the mom/dad that comes when the kid is moving into their dorm for the first time lmao
@saskia25523 жыл бұрын
he is literally like the mom/dad that comes when the kid is moving into their dorm for the first time lmao
@Flo-cp5qw4 жыл бұрын
Daisy's true dad
@skyegrey-lance80044 жыл бұрын
Forever and Always.
@craytherlaygaming28524 жыл бұрын
Sad we'll never see that again aftet the current season
@stryletz4 жыл бұрын
Oh, that's why they keep killing him then. We all know what happens to parents in Disney properties.
@Flo-cp5qw4 жыл бұрын
@@stryletz this comment SENT ME
@Trin_Victoria4 жыл бұрын
Daisy and Fitz’s true dad. Jemma is the daughter in law
@beth71474 жыл бұрын
coulson confronting jemma about her diet 😂 i was so sure jemma left for hydra or something crazy like that
@Dogedadogo3 жыл бұрын
I know right I was so shook when I saw that Hydera logo when she was working under cover
@cosmonaut55093 жыл бұрын
Jemma would never leave for hydra
@gelchert24 күн бұрын
The promo for the episode actually implied that that was what Coulson was talking about when he said "Did you think I wouldn't find out?" Like TvTropes says, never trust a trailer.
@TigerWing14111 сағат бұрын
0:58
@nxtgarratt4 жыл бұрын
“Hey mack hammer..... can’t touch this.” 😂😂😂 that killed me!
@TKDDLJ093 жыл бұрын
The way he delivers that line is amazing.
@ldcommando16163 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the show to calm down after that lol
@kevintravers39883 жыл бұрын
One of the best jokes in the show
@myrkarodriguez25353 жыл бұрын
That always kills me
@TheGamingSpartanA1133 жыл бұрын
My favorite dad joke of them all.
@ella27514 жыл бұрын
May: You speak Spanish? Coulson: *vacation Spanish.* SUCH DAD ENERGY my dad too
@heidichen71854 жыл бұрын
"You always listen to the whole menu. ALWAYS." Melinda May 2020
@CesarRavenclaw4 жыл бұрын
Isn't 2018?
@heidichen71854 жыл бұрын
@@CesarRavenclaw It probably is, i forgot which season it was so i put 2020
@buskids_shenanigans4 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling thru the comments while watching the video, and this scene came up EXACTLY when I read this-
@aathiyshsurgunavel68234 жыл бұрын
Bruh that’s a clip for the video titled May being a mom
@buskids_shenanigans4 жыл бұрын
@@aathiyshsurgunavel6823 ik, it's beautiful
@wafflingmean44774 жыл бұрын
Coulson dropping in on Simmons when she's undercover just to make her dinner and catch up is one of the most heartwarming things any boss has ever done.
@Ms_Ria3 жыл бұрын
That's because he's dad
@danielhaire66775 ай бұрын
Also, stupid and dangerous. If HYDRA had been surveilling her apartment, he would have blown her cover and possibly gotten them both killed.
@Mega_idk5 ай бұрын
@@danielhaire6677I doubt he’d go do all that without checking for any form of surveillance
@sanyamehta82634 жыл бұрын
alternate title ‘dad jokes for 3:51 minutes’
@joshkirk_hga33214 жыл бұрын
This dood
@axelf99474 жыл бұрын
_“Sorry bro, apparently I’m incapable of expressing my feelings or letting people take care of me”_
@blue00phoenix4 жыл бұрын
Only four minutes??? That’s like the whole show
@kaviyakaavs Жыл бұрын
😂🤣💯💯
@danielwang29563 жыл бұрын
My favorite line from Coulson is after he landed on the alien planet and rolled down a hill, he sat up, saw the two moons and said "I'll be damned, Tatooine"
@andruloni5 ай бұрын
The writers being big nerds for seven seasons is great
@outofcommission14284 жыл бұрын
0:14 i find it to interesting that that one line alone could establish his character. like the holiness of him
@Ms_Ria3 жыл бұрын
He is so wholesome and precious🥺✨✨
@NagataYuki5 Жыл бұрын
Amen~ hahahaha for "Thor", I really was more excited about Coulson's comeback to the MCU than Thor himself hahahaha * After-credits about the hammer landing
@dino-pu9nn4 жыл бұрын
I want him to be my dad
@janec10974 жыл бұрын
Mage giant mood
@ellatolbert61923 жыл бұрын
stella is so lucky
@K-popLife2243 жыл бұрын
Same
@OneNerdyAce4 жыл бұрын
"and my captain crunch." HAHAHAHA
@bluekitty37313 жыл бұрын
I love captain crunch chicken! It use to be on the menu at planet Hollywood!
@daniellemascarenhas19723 жыл бұрын
"That last one really hurt." 🤣
@isobeljames62534 жыл бұрын
Aka Clark Gregg being an absolute legend
@danielruiz82594 жыл бұрын
0:57 That's the most dad thing i've ever seen.
@latersugarpumpkin Жыл бұрын
With the sassy/judgy head bobble 😂😂😂
@Alejandra-tw5js4 жыл бұрын
You always listen to the whole menu, ALWAYS!!! I love Mommy May too ❤️
@nick-lv3rh4 жыл бұрын
We need a video of her being a mom :c
@Alejandra-tw5js4 жыл бұрын
Yass!!
@Alejandra-tw5js4 жыл бұрын
I love his AdOpTIoN program!! ❤️
@freedomcoulson35274 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Coulson being a dad with a side of May being a mom
@kenzie92204 жыл бұрын
coulson being a dad for the whole series
@agenttriplettt41064 жыл бұрын
Phil Coulson is a national treasure to the universe!! SHIELD is Coulson!!
@orangegirl2473 жыл бұрын
I bet you were so bummed when Trip died. That is when you decided to join Hydra.
@agenttriplettt41063 жыл бұрын
@@orangegirl247 yes "join" HYDRA.
@craytherlaygaming28523 жыл бұрын
And Daisy is the 'Child of the Shield'
@augustcait62694 жыл бұрын
General hale , I know you’re bummed the whole “team” up thing isn’t gonna happen , but it still seems kinda petty that you taking away my cot , my chair , my captain crunch . That last one really hurt .
@agenttriplettt41064 жыл бұрын
Mood
@jackychang91483 жыл бұрын
Poor Phil. You're*
@powerrangersforever75443 жыл бұрын
I felt that last one
@K-popLife2243 жыл бұрын
Dad vibes
@cianbarry92073 жыл бұрын
Him just standing in a dark corner for that joke is amazing
@Multxverse3 жыл бұрын
"How was I supposed to know there would be an alien invasion option?!" I'm sorry, Coulson but you're part of SHIELD. That's kind of part of their thing 😭
@ImThe5thKing3 жыл бұрын
"Hey. Mack Hammer. Can''t touch this" the first time I saw that scene I was HOWLING LMFAO it still gets me
@olliehernandez39344 жыл бұрын
"When he gets here, it'll be a whole New Deal, am I right?" I love Phil Coulson and his nerdiness.
@PyrozPlayground3 жыл бұрын
Clark Gregg is the most amazing thing that ever happened to this series! If anybody else would've played Coulson, it would never have been even close to what it is now!
@macewindex84102 жыл бұрын
They were such a true family. I loved the show so much because I never had that. Colson: Dad May: Mom Daisy/Sky: older sister Ward/Mac: Big Brother Fitz: little brother Simmons: little sister I mean just focus on the scenes without action and they fit these roles perfectly.
@rasa45458 ай бұрын
I'd say that Grant Ward is the funky Uncle.
@nrh15113 жыл бұрын
1:16 Is it just me or does Coulson saying fingerling potatoes sound really satisfying.
@thelgiver58442 жыл бұрын
I love how Phil getting Simmons groceries starts out looking as if Jemma is secretly Hydra, and Phil just caught her in 4k.
@diogograca51944 жыл бұрын
I read this wrong. Coulson being dead for 4 minutes 😂😂😂 It worked too.
@LBF5223 жыл бұрын
I loved that scene where Coulson and Jemma were on a mission as father and daughter. That was fun to watch. I could see her as his daughter.
@cherryrose55142 жыл бұрын
And the outrageous things that came out of jemma's mouth!lol
@craytherlaygaming28524 жыл бұрын
Coulson *injured*: "Help I need a medic!" Daisy: "Whats wrong?!" Coulson:"Too late, im already Dad inside" Malinda: *facepalms*
@Ms_Ria3 жыл бұрын
May would punch him😂
@craytherlaygaming28523 жыл бұрын
@@Ms_Ria yes... yes she would, but it is kinda Coulson's job. being a dad is hard no one understands or appreciates the shit ass jokes your required to make
@dramaqueen16ism4 жыл бұрын
He is their dad, especially to Mack, Daisy, and Jemma.
@reaganmclaughlin57054 жыл бұрын
fitz and jemma are like cousins mack is a cousin on another side may wife Coulson dad daisy daughter
@Lowkidoe293 жыл бұрын
Nahh Fitz is like a son to him too. The hurt in his face in the season 6 flashback insides Jemmas memory, he looked pretty devastated seeing Fitz body. it just gave me such hurt dad energy. Also Fitz dad was trash, that’s his papa too lol
@JokeCubed10 ай бұрын
lol "Get to know each other in tiny, slow, annoying pieces." What a line.
@Sammy-li4ez3 жыл бұрын
is it just me or does coulson have the perfect smile
@rosalinesmoon4 жыл бұрын
He could be a cute baby and a real cool dad at the same time. I mean, how that's even possible? 😂 ahh I LOVE HIM! 🥺
@GosieKin Жыл бұрын
Coulson is my favourite!!! @1:32, I get a little déjà vu and keep hearing, (Tony Stark's voice) "Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door... Yay!"
@ytsn_THE_OG10 ай бұрын
Thank you for putting emphasis on his face in the lighthouse 😂😂😂 I never noticed he made that expression 😂😂😂😂
@CharlotteN5553 жыл бұрын
“-And my cApTaIn cRuNcH, that last one really hurt.”
@elliedavis47444 жыл бұрын
Next video idea: May being the mother of the team (Or May-Yo being a iconic duo)
@GH-kh9sw4 жыл бұрын
That scene in s4 when Fitz,Robby and Coulson r stuck in that like place and Fitz starts freaking out and Coulson has to calm him down was so cute! That’s when Coulson really acted like a PROPER father to Fitz ~ in my opinion 🥺💗
@kazuhasgloves4 жыл бұрын
Coulson being a father??? I love how ironic this sounds, cause it's true!
@elliedavis47444 жыл бұрын
I love the scene between him and Elena "You know nobody likes a smart ass"
@srayj4 жыл бұрын
I seriously love the fact that he is so cool and such a nerd at the same time!
@maggie40284 жыл бұрын
Dad Coulson is my hero. Thank you for bringing this awesomeness into the world!
@ytsn_THE_OG10 ай бұрын
2:21 probably his funniest line in the entire series 😂
@Banestudent216 ай бұрын
Still kills me 😂
@ytsn_THE_OG6 ай бұрын
@@Banestudent21same lol
@danielle68814 жыл бұрын
I needed this in my life so much.
@Unversed3333 жыл бұрын
3:23 that was a "bumbling dad" moment for Coulson.
@mryoungandbrave1 Жыл бұрын
I can totally see Coulson bringing Fitzsimmons groceries, and the babysitting, so they can have a night off.
@notlaracheyenne4 жыл бұрын
Coulson is just one of these people that are a blessing to have in your life
@ameruzamaki3 жыл бұрын
Everyone needs a Dad like Phillip J. Coulson
@johnnyoliver16023 жыл бұрын
1:23 Is why Bobbi Morse aka Mockingbird is one of my favorite Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. characters
@Ms_Ria3 жыл бұрын
1:45 did- did may just make a pun??
@PyrozPlayground3 жыл бұрын
The "Did you think I wouldn't find out" part at 1:00 is the greatest thing ever! 😂🤣
@mishkamaheshwari26523 жыл бұрын
1:10 Jemma just looking at him like, "yup, that's my dad!"
@moony30834 жыл бұрын
Oh I miss Phil. LMD coulson just isn’t the same 😭
@Lowkidoe293 жыл бұрын
Yeah he’s a new character and I like that. Gives Couslons death that much more weight, because it still hurts 😭
@spicynoodlesarefire4 жыл бұрын
"cant touch this" LMMAAAOOO
@blackwidow7464 жыл бұрын
Thank you for ur content, I love ur videos so much!
@joshkirk_hga33214 жыл бұрын
Wow black widow likes fitz
@schloofers2 жыл бұрын
Coulson is the Dad May is the tired Mon Daisy, Fitz, and Simmons are the chaotic children Ward is the evil step brother.
@pennhmwiatt.66873 жыл бұрын
Just finished this show. Coulson was the soul of the Avengers and SHIELD.
@JJ-ml7pq3 жыл бұрын
“You always listen to the whole menu! ALWAYS!” May saying that gave me flashbacks of my mother lol. She (my mom) always hated it when I wouldn’t wait through the whole menu.
@miagrace62753 жыл бұрын
Coulson is great! I say if he was an animal, he'd be a mouse!
@thejulescreations3 жыл бұрын
Read this as Coulson being dead for 4 mins straight lmao 😂
@carolcao06234 жыл бұрын
2:20 was untouchable
@AlexIsModded8 ай бұрын
Coulson was the ultimate nerd.
@quinnsteele24443 жыл бұрын
Just looking at Ward gives me chills.....
@orangegirl2473 жыл бұрын
And I can't never really decide if the chills are good or bad. Agent Ward is actually really cool and hot. Hydra Ward is really bad. Anarchist Ward is just plain insane. Hive Ward is an entire new level of evil. And then there is Resistance Ward. He is the ultimate guy. Would die for Daisy/Skye or Shield, helps Inhumans, wants to save lives, strong, hot warrior. I like that that is the last impression the viewer gets of him.
@isaackim76754 жыл бұрын
2:23. Cue music
@rachelblenkin4374 жыл бұрын
You forgot "Let's go see what we can dig up. See what I did there?"
@chartreuseorigami17594 жыл бұрын
Your videos always bring me so much joy
@lucydrexel30734 жыл бұрын
Thank you for including season 7 too it’s refreshing 😆
@shanilka_wariyapperuma3 жыл бұрын
How could I missed this channel all this time... 🙊🙊🙊 Happy to see someone obsessed with shield like this. 😍😍❤️
@akacozymint4 жыл бұрын
yessssss this is what i needed today. glad you uploaded 💖
@insecdroid3 жыл бұрын
“This is the coolest we’ve ever looked” -Season 5, Episode 1
@valediction91744 жыл бұрын
I watched this show like 5 times entirely over and over again wished I could see it again for the first time
@Marvel_Fan_Forever4 жыл бұрын
Thank you uploader for this video of my favorite tv serie Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. thousand times thanks
@jorgeluisdejesuscruzromero5353 жыл бұрын
3:46 We all know it's not a glitch.....
@gogglesucks8a11s3 жыл бұрын
You missed when he's a hologram and he does the Star Wars bit in the middle of taking down Hive.
@kevinstull8552Ай бұрын
No! Don't take away the Capt'n Crunch cereal! This means War!
@thatslife28573 жыл бұрын
3:13 omg his face
@ajc29013 жыл бұрын
I love the jokes... but what I love more is seeing the immediate look of disgust on everyone’s ( mainly May’s) faces
@bridge_battler4 жыл бұрын
Love this so much :D Unfortunately have to wait for season 7 in the uk...
@augustcait62694 жыл бұрын
Coulson is the best dad ever
@willgeorge10993 жыл бұрын
who else still pissed at Ward?
@bridgetbinion84948 ай бұрын
"That's something you say to an old person."
@MrSharkBait5613 жыл бұрын
0:21 I wish he told the same joke to someone else after giving up on telling it to Ward
@smortiago73494 жыл бұрын
the way that your videos remain the best>>>
@hortz88673 жыл бұрын
"There's gonna be a whole New Deal" Okay, that one got me. That was funny
@cherryrose55142 жыл бұрын
Ok that one I didn't get
@smortiago73494 жыл бұрын
omg i’ll always love the mackhammer joke 😂
@user_36102 жыл бұрын
we need more of these
@Smuelaham3 жыл бұрын
"I have what some people call in certain parts of the world game" 🤣
@aeptiennai7 ай бұрын
What daddy issues, I know Agent Coulson would love and accept me and that's enough 💜 I can't think of any imaginary father figure better than him
@amardijkstra12494 жыл бұрын
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii btw lov ur vids ur da best
@PyrozPlayground3 жыл бұрын
I friggin love this show! Coulson is so awesome! 😂🤣
@ella27514 жыл бұрын
Who saw tonight's episode "As I Have Always Been"? Coulson KILLED it with that dad energy
@rogers.54 жыл бұрын
2:47 it really hurts when people steal your cereal
@laracroft0034 жыл бұрын
Wow, I haven’t watched agents of shield in forever! This video reminds me why I stuck with the show for so long, Coulson is such a cool dude.