Aye! It must be Scotland😆

Scotland was not interesting enough?.... ausjjjj BURN :-)

Well, if you think of the US as if it was the European Union. Vegas essentially is a country so it's not that far off. Also, it is technically possible for a state to declare its independence through revolution and/or by majority vote among the other states. If that were the case, Vegas very much could be its own country. Or looking at it from the other direction, if the European Union continues at the rate it's going... All countries that make up the EU could form one nation of states just like the US.

@@RealCadde bruh. no... just no...

@@aysenur6761 Resistance is futile.

The only truth and the most funny.

He should’ve asked if he kicked Libya’s ass

666 likes as I am a nice guy I won't ruin it

It was nigeria, he had just chad

But the French part does limit it to half of Africa... and it's a big African country which limits it even further... So Chad, Niger, Libya, and Congo... are the nations left so it's not that hard to guess right...

Kansas, Colorado, Utah, Wyoming, Nevada, New Mexico: "Are we a joke to you?"

@@megaotstoy countries, not states

@@megaotstoy Canada: Sorry?

@@megaotstoy u sir just like the USA

@@CharDhue I love it ))

Kinda racist huh

Is it racist if it's true?

​@@greyngreyer5 How's it racist? Honestly want to know.

@@diane5140 Making similar statements about other nations is "stereotyping" or "offensive parodying". Soooooo I just apply that "logic" here. Also wow, you're hot

​@@greyngreyer5 I still fail to see how it's racist. The joke is only pointing out that Africa as a whole has been very unstable. It doesn't have anything to do with race. Heck, there's been 5 military coups just in 2020-2021: Mali, Chad, Mali again, Guinea, Sudan. Also since 1950 Africa has seen 215 military coup attempts, with 106 successful coups. With 45 out of the 54 countries in Africa having had at least one coup since 1950.

Fair

Not for long :)

He was actually Saudi Arabia he just had Iran

@@sukrantbhat7691 damn i didnt catch that lmao

Not anymore with trump pulling out troops in a war we dont belong in

So are the people in the Middle East

@@klamin_original that went south real quick

@@cdirthanz7066 just like the vietcong

🤣😭

Mr Incognito I laughed so hard, what a highlight

Still aging, like wine or like milk, still not sure...

The funny thing is that Chad is right next to Sudan so the colonial borders were drawn by BOTH France AND the UK.

As a Ukrainian I do hope Russia will not. 😐🙂😅

He knows what he is getting.

A. I am not surprised, actually. It happened a hundred years ago. But again I do hope It will not happen today. And I would be GREATFUL about supporting my land.

This joke was brilliant🤣🤣🤣

@@user-ko5nz2yo8e you enjoy hearing jokes about the international aggression?..🙂

Jokes on you, Ireland laughing in Tax Haven $$$

@@owlblocksdavid4955 As swiss i would have awnser luxemburg^^ or Monaco

I didn't know Ireland is considered a tax haven.

@@endanarchy yeah, mee too!

Ireland : What am I? How the hell I didn’t even know I am a Tax Haven

To be fair the only answer for that question being yes. Would be United States, England and France.

i love that he said a state instead of an actual country

@@loganshaw9198 Loads of countries have replica Eiffel Towers, as far as I can tell England is not currently one of them (unless you count Legoland).

@@jenniferhaugen Not even that, he said a city...

Ukrainians kinda read about the Winter War as a tutorial guide. Already bombing former Leningrad but you guys need to assist with blockade, again.

surprisingly. Russia gave Finland independence. It was Finland that first attacked Soviet Russia to capture Karelia. but Western propaganda talks about the second Finnish-Soviet war. but what about the fact that the Fins attacked the USSR together with Hitler?

@@egorlukin The USSR invaded Poland with Hitler before Finland and Hitler teamed up to invade the USSR. And it's important to note that the USSR was perfectly fine with Hitler invading other nations and slaughtering their people, until they became victims too. Then they suddenly changed their mind... modern Russians seem to have forgotten this important historical fact.

@@wolfbyte2468 And the Poles forgot another fact that the USSR entered those Polish territories that Poland occupied from Ukraine and Belarus. There is no need to make a sacrifice out of Poles either. Immediately after gaining independence, the Poles began to seize territories around them. They attacked the territory of Ukraine, Belarus, and then Czechoslovakia with the Germans. And about Finland, I wrote that the Finns would not make victims of themselves. Russia gave the Finns independence, created a constitution, and for this the Finns fought against Russia all the time.

​@@egorlukin Is this an alternative reality plot for a manga you're making? 😂😂😂

What does "pick up milk" mean?

@@majdaasee4744 It's just a note you make to yourself to buy some milk. Nothing to do with the game but so unexpected that it was genius.

Does anyone know who the guests are?

@@obsoletedelete6059 Their names are in the description: Paul Tylak and Emman Idama ; )

To do stickers that you stick on the fridge to make yourself or family members remember to buy the milk.

That would have been class

English isn't the language used in Pakistan

@@draxthedestroyer3334 True, I guess Urdu wins out there. Good point 👌

@@draxthedestroyer3334 no. We speak gibberish. We have more English speakers by ratio when compared to India sweetie

@@omgsam7185 Ok if u consider urdu gibberish fine with me

Well actually, that'd reduce things down by 89%, as Britain has not invaded 22 out of the 193 nations recognised by the UN.

@@enderjed2523 Good point, a lot of the countries we invaded don't exist anymore...and a few of them, _we_ didn't even destroy!

bro that wouldve been so funnyxD (even tho the vid is already hilarious)

no, put "tariff" sticky note on the gun

That's brilliant.

Man i just wrote a similar comment 11 hrs later. Damn Though i did suggest Hong Kong

BAHAHAHA!!🤣🤣🤣

Because that was a toxic relationship. All England did was take take take.😂

@@shashvat3722 excellent recall!

@@shashvat3722 well what did you expect, we can't be the rich without robbing.. speaking off, im moving to Scotland soon, remind me to rob them for King Edwards II

Irish could join us in that conversation 💁🏽

@@pip-mc8732 Hahahaha, good humour.

Aged like wine

Or maybe they just know politics

​@@suspiciousbird487 russia occupied territory in first month and then proceed to do nothing in the next year, but only losing occupied territory. "Aged like wine"

pick up milk

spot on

Aged about as well as that milk

Or it was prophetic. Hard to tell.

@@gururaven It was historical. Things happened before [current year]

aged like fine milk

It's killing other people too..

@@appleslover just because it's serious in real life, it doesn't mean you can't joke about it. These jokes are actually condemning the US' actions.

@@tinyspyro8163 I know it just came to my mind as my family is still there and I am living fearful of anything happening to them, I truly wish i was from a safer place so that I could share the same sense of humour but currently even if I wanted I can't 😔

I don't understand it.. I feel ignorant 🤦‍♀️😭😅

@@appleslover I'm sorry to hear that :/ I hope your family is well

Damn it could be everyone

Sounds like at least three African countries..Chad.. Mozambique and the D.R.C

@@Me-fo1kk let's be honest, it's most of Africa

@@michaeledmunds7266 let's be honest, it's actually not most of Africa. But history is written by the liberals who love to rewrite history. Sigh m..

@@Me-fo1kk Mozambique speaks portuguese not french

yep, love it, I want more

Russia: "I got a good feeling on this one to" *Has Finland*

@@Fourtytwo4242 joke aged better than VDV at Hostomel.

That one had me in stitches. So true. I was in Vietnam at a WW2 museum as an American traveling along with Chinese tourists. Teaches you a different perspective.

And now its turned into the worst nightmare

Everyone in August 2022: He’s been guessing for six months straight and still isn’t close

@@sailorgallifrey1365 November now, russia lost the only regional capital they captured since 2014 and now are resorting to terrorist attacks on powerlines while conscripting every male to storm Bakhmut... It's been months of them assaulting it. Still not captured a single street.

Yes.... Well, about that ...

That didn't age very well

@@sharonharris9782 Who could have predicted that the super power we were all taught to fear growing up, would fall flat on its face?

im wondering what had to happen for you guys to clarify haha

Iran has Milk

Someone should have been China, who in turn had Hong Kong/Taiwan

Remind me of monopoly episode "You never change. He never changes" Love the Indian guy.

Chad killed it. 😂😂😂

This vid is oozing with subtleties ! Clever!

rather tense is an understatement

Finland always used to be the gateway for the Soviets to the free world. It was the most Soviet-friendly nation outside of the Eastern bloc, and they've still retained a lot closer relations with Russia than other countries in the region.

@@martinusv7433 """friendly""", yeah if that isn't the biggest lie ever told. Neither side likes the other, Finland only plays nice because it knows who actually has a military worth anything and they don't have one worth a damn

@@jerrytc2978 There's such a thing called NATO, if you still haven't heard about it. Funny that the lack of military hasn't stopped the significantly smaller Baltic states from facing the reality about Russia and trying to hold them accountable (while Finland tries to distance from these efforts whichever way possible). Appeasement has never worked when one's dealing with rogue states. I'd hope that we could learn at least that much from the brutal 20th century.

Saw a dude from Britain joking that "being British today is kinda like being a drunk: i don't really remember doing this, but yep, sounds like me, i am kind of an arsehole"

We loved having them. I've written parts for Paul in a movie script, probably never get made but still!

Foil Arms and Hog I’d love to see that! Fingers crossed, maybe something will happen with it!☺️

@@foilarmsandhog crowd fund?

Who's Paul? Clearly that's Mesho.

Alasdair Duncan sorry my bad, you’re right

Uh...paul..p...Alo? Palo?

​@@PointsofData Not quite, though not to worry as this one's an irregular. Palo becomes Palo Alto, which becomes Alto Sax, and comes out as Sexy Sax Man.

They are not getting it

@@andrazprelec8263 like we needed it other than securing Crimea and Donbass -_- It's your debt and corruption-ridden anchor without any economic or democratic prospects, please, do take it.

@@eugenefrolov1396 and after a year they still haven't secured it and in fact they lost more than 100k troops, 3000 tanks, 100 aircraft, 2000 artillery and their flagship just to name a few

@@andrazprelec8263 yes, yes, three trillion Russians KIA actually. Sorry, I don't talk to parrots.

@@andrazprelec8263 and actually, Crimea is secured via land bridge from Kherson to Donbass half way along Dnieper. Don't miss geography classes.

No, thanks, let the EU feed that "second France".

Funniest thing is that Russia will never get it.

@@insanity9329 they took crimea... There are still partisans in Ukraine...

@@EliAs-ub6yf Crimea surrendered. Russia wanted half of Ukraine occupied and yet controls barely 8% of it.

@@insanity9329 Take back what belonged to

Care to give me a quick history lesson on it? Had no idea what that part of the video was about 😬

@@anncurley123 What happened to most African countries - Europeans in, establish control/system, albeit oppressive end exploitative, they also divide the countries by their own accord, thats why you got tribes who were separated into multiple groups, and countries where 5+ ethnicity lives together - After WW1 and WW2 Europeans out, but they take their system with themselves - Some freedomfighter/military leader seize the opportunity of their destabilized nation, establishes a dictatorship - Results: Most african countries, lack system, logistic, infrastructure, and even resources but they have infighting

​@@anncurley123 Sure. When African countries gained their independence after decades or centuries of colonization, many European countries kept their foot in the door by securing important ressouces for their own companies by bribing officials, destabilizing and overthrowing governments by supporting different fractions with financial and military means (weapons delivery). Therefore, we take the resources for little money, use them to build our weapons, sell the weapons for a nice price to support one side or another in (maybe otherwise less violent) conflicts that were already there or just emerged, while bribing a few protagonists to keep it cooking. In addition, we keep a subvention wall for our products (eg wheat) to make them insanely cheap and impossible for African countries to export their products to Europe. Heck, it's even cheaper for many African countries to import cheapened European products than use their own products. And people wonder why (some) African countries are still considered 'shitholes'...

@@anncurley123 Just basic anti-Europeans propaganda, very usefull for the African dictators to stay in power. Keeping your population hating the foreigner instead questionning the government was always a win strategy.

@@HelloOnepiece -Europeans were not worst than the Slaver kingdoms that ruled the area before, way better actually. -Are you blaming Europeans to not have created ethno state? I thought that diversity was a strength? - I dont get why Europe should be to blame for the lack of infrastructure and dictators in Africa. Most of infrastructure come from Europe with Europe aid. They are to thanks, not to blame.

Thanks Runix

Oh my god Zometh!

The russia invaded Ukraine in 2014 so they weren't predicting things as much as stating what russia does all the time. They invaded Georgia twice too, in 1990s and 2008 and we're just talking about russia without USSR.

It’s not invasion, Donbass and Crimea were always Russian💪

​@@elizee555and your head must have always been up your ash

Thanks Avi

Been to India many times. Whopper place 👌🇮🇳

@@foilarmsandhog you have?! Have you ever performed here? Why hadn't I heard of you yet, when you were here 😭😭😭

@@jj9749 the thing is that when we first start learning about colonialism, the whole entire concept of the UK and Great Britain and what country is part of what feels so convoluted, we just blame England for everything ever! 😂

hoii so were the Turkish, never gets mentioned though

@@jj9749 Because England unfairly gets the popular credit for things too. Swings and roundabouts.

I thought so too, maybe it's the hairstyle.

Really? I couldn't tell..

What are you on about? I don't see anything different from them!

They do look a tiny bit different from the last video

Summer 2020 has done wonders to everybody

And a bit of a tan

Being in lockdown really changed him....

You could say they have FOILed us

Dara Kenny good one

@@darakenny5408 huh is that my dad?

We like jokes, my friend)

As south east asian... : gonna see if they dare to follow up from here.. I guessed not XD

Have I sent my army there? Yes Did they kick me out? Yes Is it in Asia? Yes, you got it! It must be Afghanistan

I don’t get the onions

Nicky L Oh damn, thanks. That explains the onion necklace in this Tomska video too. Just thought it was a French thing: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h7CnfNZz1MuXfJs.html

Could you explain the silly hat to me? I'm American but Im ashamed to say I- Oh it's the MAGA hat isn't it

@@PointsofData I forgot about the maga hats. I thought it was a joke about Trump's hair.

Yay - Mesho! 😁😂

He makes me laugh like no other

@@umayusu 😁

who's mesho

N H kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hc6Ui62jrNiVmYE.html

Especially as the New Hog is clearly type cast due to his hair! Also New Hog wears it better.

Jenny Lind 😂😂

@@isobellabrettjl1617 throwing shade already hahaha

He writes all the jokes anyway right, so.... 😜😂

Thanks Rylie! We've all been there...

Why so? You are in the Middle East. :D

Same.

Time difference to the middle east isn't that big, lad

Why are we interrogating this commenter in particular

BLOCKED AND REPORTED

Foil Arms and Hog come on now easy with the blocking... Foil always tells us he writes the jokes... 😂😉

@@Mija_Rex hahahaha careful or you might join me!! :D

jenny wren already been threatened with a Hog ban, surely one from the both of them will be just as exciting. #JusticeForFoilsJokes

@@Mija_Rex it is. It really is ;) :D

I am pretty sure he was an Arab country (can't be sure which) rather than Iran.

@@gokbay3057 Yes, it was Saudi Arabia which had to guess Iran (it's in their pinned comment) !

The Middle East to them is North America though. From their point of view, America is in the Middle East. That’s why they said “fair” because from their point of view it isn’t wrong. 😂. I found it funny though

Have you ever played with three Obamas? This is soo awesome

Yeah Iran has a habit of blaming USA for everything. People want to shake off theocracy? CIA. Women want to uncover their heads? FBI. Syrians and Israelis not liking being killed by IRGC? Surely that's IRC doin'.

Young man calm down or no middle east wars for week !

By 2017 Trump turned the US into an energy (oil) independent country - no more need to fight over oil in the middle east. Instead of going along with the vicious dictatorship that is China, he focused on building a strong national economy, including manufacturing. No costly wars and a solid economy means low unemployment and financial surplus thatcan be invested in... uh I dunno... new and alternative energy sources? Fortunately that's all going to change very quickly now! The Keystone pipeline is gone and the green new deal focuses on a fear driven agenda of harsh restrictions and high taxation that'll just make the wrong people rich and the right people miserable (all of us plebs). Hey you get what you vote for. Or didn't vote for.

@@WDeeGee1 preach it brother!!

Never gonny happen bawheed

@@jsck5198 aye it is and it's going to happen because The UK refused to change to give Scotland a better position in the Union, deal with it.

Scottish Terrier well mate wave goodbye ti free healthcare, free education n look forward to higher taxes. Scotland canny afford fck all

@@jsck5198 If I am not mistaken, isn't most of the north sea oil in Scottish waters? If anything that makes it seem like they will gain money, from not having to share it with England.

Foaklore Media oil prices are currently dropping massively and the oil is closer to the shetlands which is starting to want independence from Scotland, which would mean its theirs.