You know, I've never seen Noel and Kelsey in the same room together. Makes you wonder if...they're the...same...pers- holy fuk.

Noel seems less racially ambiguous in this.

I feel like the guy was just lost in the forest and found a cult of hot chicks bathing, so he went in, they fed him chocolate and then murdered him and then turned him into Obsidian Infinitree

Cody Ko: "Everything bad on this earth is in Florida" Drew Gooden: 👁👄👁

Let’s be real, if none of these couples met at Whole Foods while buying celery and Rosé and didn’t smash in the parking lot after, then they will never know true love

0:18 “we’re also in the most romantic city in the world” me: Paris. “Columbus Ohio” me: *oh*

had my vampiric awakening at 14 years old when i saw tom cruise as lestat. and by vampiric i mean gay

I am so grateful you censored that clip.

What's more classic love story? Meeting 9 naked women in the river, or meeting at Whole Foods while buying celery and rosé?

If they didn’t meet at Trader Joe’s, then it’s not true love

Imagine putting your money and energy into raising a kid and they say they're a vampire when they grow up.

Who tf was holding chocolate in the river

i feel like the sexual nature people would be good friends with the whole foods celery and rose couple

It's cute when a couple has such a similar sense of humor and give each other space to be funny and work off each other, instead of one person overpowering the other one constantly. And Noel, I support your transition wholeheartedly.

No one is talking bout infinatree’s sharpened fingernails

7:40 what accent is this? As a Slavic person living in the UK with friends whom native languages are Portuguese, Spanish, any type of Slavic, Romanian, Italian, Greek etc. I am pretty sure that she speaks with an accent of a person who's american but wants to sound interesting and foreign

you didn’t meet Kelsey while her and her friends were bathing in the river and it shows...

Kelsey: “You’ll put the meme here...this meme” Cody editing: nahh 😂

i haven't seen a single comment about cody saying "albetros gooseswap" and it gets me hysterical everytime i rewatch this video

It still bothers me that he didn’t put up the meme for Kelsey

That Hippie couple probably saw the "You." Vid and were like *"Hold my Coconut water, we gotta top that"* Edit: Thank ya'll for all the likes , i don't have soundcloud to link but have a nice day

Did you break up with Noel?

Why were Obsidian Infinitree’s nails so long

Skinny Dipping: _exists_ Clarity and Sideon: *you could make a religion out of this*

It’s so cute how Kelsey decided to wear matching beanies with her grandpa.

cody choosing to hum Nickelback while tickling Kelsey's palm is the most Canadian thing he's ever done

Fun fact: their parents weren’t at their vampire wedding because the dude hooked up with every single bridesmaid.

I love when she says a joke and looks over to Cody to make sure he approves and when he does she smiles. that's really sweet actually. Cody, she loves you bro

*the 2nd couple is like an updated version of the whole food couple*

Cody isn't fooling anyone trying to cover up his grey hairs with the beanie. It's nice of his daughter to put on a beanie to make him feel included

If anyone ever tickles my palm and hums Nickelback to me, it’s over. I’m cuffed.

“What was his name again?? Albatross Goose-swomp?” 🤣🤣🤣

Ethan and Hila look weird in this video....

Kelsey’s literally the female version of Cody. They’re perfect for each other.

Cody was so lonely when Noel leaves so he produced asexually to not be alone.

This is what happens when the weird couples aren’t bullied

if this is couples cringe... where is noel??

I’m so angry you didn’t put up the meme Kelsey was talking about oh my god

video *couple is sexually attracted to nature* Me: that is just being vegan with extra steps

The way the infinitree dude talks it’s like a high schooler trying to reach the one thousand word limit

"I kept drinking but was still thirsty." Ok, well you aren't a vampire, you are diabetic sweetie.

*has Noel grown his hair out? Something is not adding up here* 🤔

I find it so funny when it cuts back to Cody and Kelsey’s facial expressions and I realize I’m making the exact same face 😂

"These two have a craving that can only be quenched one way" Yeah, medication

I'm telling Noel you're cheating on him.

its low key ridiculous how naturally gorgeous Kelsey is, sis could wear a plastic bag and still look stunning.

I'd really like to see a That's Cringe with Cody, Kelsey, Noel and Aleena all in one video.

Kelsey makes the best reaction faces.

i had my vampiric awakening while buying celery and rosé at whole foods

Clarity Brighten and Obsidian Infinitry are the two most hardest names ever

“They were all naked and they fed me chocolate with bare hands” So did they find chocolate in the water or... they just pulled it out of their babyholes?? 🤔

Cody's girlfriend: this meme. Cody: *doesn't put in the meme*

so is no one gonna talk about the way he said ʸᵉᵃʰ ᵖᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉᵃⁿᶦᵉ ᵒⁿ

Would drinking human blood fall under cannibalism somehow? Cause it seems like it should

5 bucks that the “vampire girl” is just diabetic

Why did clarity have chocolate in the river, where was she holding it if she was naked? In summation, that wasn't chocolate.

Noel looks a little different today. Is he sick?

8:22 "so yeah, that time i was backpacking across western europe..."

Watching this in 2020 for like the 10000th time it still irks me that Cody never puts the meme on the screen when Kelsey says “you can just put it up here”

it's fun it's flirty it's whacky it's wild it's weird it's cheating on noel

I love how he`s looking at her after he made a joke to see if she laughed

Can we just talk about how Cody is literally dating himself

why did he tickle her palms while singing NICKLEBACK 💀💀

wtf did they promise damn

I'm shocked an older man like this would be watching these inappropriate videos with his granddaughter...pretty sick if you ask me.

I swear that dude "Sidian Infinitree" straight up sounds like a *Bakugan Ability card.*

The psych write up of the vampire couple would be absolutely fascinating.

*Kelsey trying to explain the meme Kelsey- Just put it up. *Cody doesn't put it up

Noel’s really changed

I gave it a like solely for the “We’re Beanie Babies”

it’s 2 years later and i still watch this video at LEAST twice a month

Obsidian Infinitree sounds like a generated name from Wizard101

im naming my first born son albatross gooseswamp

If this couple ever breaks up the world will end

Y’all I live in Austin and we already have enough issues being associated with the rest of Texas, and now we have a vampire king and queen? It’s official I’m moving...

It brings me joy to see Cody spending time with his granddaughter

Finding 9 lesbian witches in the river sounds like my kind of party

13:43 Wait I thought I was a type 1 diabetic but I guess I’m just a vampire. 🧛🏻

hippie dude was just doing a “yes, and” improv session while he was saying how they met

Always good to see old people who are still in love Really warms my heart

On Valentine’s Day you should post a video with your REAL girlfriend, Noel

Cody ko is the only KZfaqr that’s still entertaining when there’s a sponsor.

Jesus Christ. Imagine people like this in the apocalypse.

that hippie dude's story sounds like a russian folktale where a young village lad gets drowned by river demons

Noel deserves better.

“With this meme, just put it up, with this meme” *doesn’t put it up*

As a born and raised Floridian you summed it up with "of course, FLORIDA" lol

No one ever asks how the camera man is feeling

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Kelsey's head without the beanie: 🔴 Kelsey's head with the beanie: 🔺

I saw another video on them and apparently the vampire couple are also event planners? Idk why but that doesn’t make sense in my head lmaoo.

It irked me how Kelsey said “you can just put up the meme” and held up her hand and you didn’t edit it in..

damn the tour is making noel look... different..

14:09 yeah...diabetes

14:22 ..ma'am this is a highschool bathroom

Okay since no one else asked.... Why did the 9 naked women have chocolate in a river?

that story about him meeting cLaRiTy sounds quite familiar... "Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path, and I came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous. And across the lake I saw, a beautiful woman, bathing herself. but she was crying... I hesitated, watching, struck by her beauty. And also by how her presence; the delicate curve of her back, the dark sweep of her hair, the graceful length of her limbs, even her tears, added to the majesty of my surroundings. I felt my own tears burning behind my eyes, not in sympathy, but in appreciation of such a perfect moment. She spied me before I could compose myself. But she didn't cry out. Instead our eyes held and she smiled, enigmatically, fresh tears still spilling down her cheeks. I was frozen. I knew nothing about this woman, and yet, as we stood on opposite sides of a pool of water, thousands of miles from my own home and everyone I had ever known, I felt the most intense connection. Not just to her, but to the earth, the sky, the water between us. And also to the entirety of mankind. As if she symbolized thousands of years of the human condition. I wanted to go to her, to comfort her, to probe this feeling of belonging I had never encountered before. But I couldn't. Because I knew that if I spoke, if she spoke, that moment would be ruined. And I knew I would need the memory of that moment to carry me through the inevitable dark patches throughout my life. And so I watched her lower her hand, turn, and slowly walk to the shore opposite me. The rest of her perfect form was gradually revealed to me, and I held my breath as I watched her disappear behind a copse of trees near the water. I didn't follow her, in fact I turned around. I knew there was nothing else we could experience together that would be more perfect than that moment...and it still remains the most profound experience of my life" --joey tribbiani, season 8 episode 4

It's 2020 and 'second wave' means a whole other thing. Sorry hippies.

How was this couple cringe if Noel’s isn’t in it

Kids playing with mud: "weeee mud." Adults playing with mud: "We're connecting with the earth goddess and our spirituality with our genitals also tantric!"