CP’s Keep Your Distance Set

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3 жыл бұрын

I’ve missed you guys so here’s a treat. My complete Keep Your Distance set from 4/16/21. Only available until Monday then it goes to my Patreon forever so I hope you don’t miss it.

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@KevOnStage 3 жыл бұрын

CP ONE OF THE COLDEST OUT! NO CAP!!

@Juniorthaking1422 3 жыл бұрын

Living Legend!!!

@Alladathings 3 жыл бұрын

Is he making any stops on your tour?? A NY or Chi date please 🙏🏽

@teddyprice3234 3 жыл бұрын

@@Juniorthaking1422 1qq111qq11q@⅞£

@blueboi12jj 3 жыл бұрын

So out of the box and creative. No one else could do a set like his!!!

@fashionfather9833 3 жыл бұрын

INDEED

@VForbes 3 жыл бұрын

This man did two whole skits and played all of the characters. I was fully engaged, even became emotionally attached to the characters. CP is great man.

@lecroix94 2 жыл бұрын

U broke it down ✊🏾 He killed it. Vet in the Game!

@ACommonNostalgic 3 жыл бұрын

“Can you go get my grandma? She not in there ?wow “I started cracking up

@melbel10333 3 жыл бұрын

Facts. The set was already great but that was the icing on the cake lol

@jayelsteven2390 3 жыл бұрын

I DIED !!

@S.T-Money 3 жыл бұрын

“Y’all scared? Wanna pray real quick?” 😂😂😂

@timothymartin6252 3 жыл бұрын

🏃🏿‍♂️ They ain’t bullshittin baby, y’all better be prayed up 🏃🏿‍♂️😂😂🔥

@IAMEV 3 жыл бұрын

Yoooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@noelbackwards 3 жыл бұрын

That one got me 🤣

@AlabamaPowell 3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine dying from Covid and having to quarantine when you get to heaven?

@TheDON914 3 жыл бұрын

😂💀

@TheRecluseJanitor 3 жыл бұрын

Even worse dying and finding out there isnt one 😯😯

@amarie2328 3 жыл бұрын

"Crackheads not even homeless. They just always at work" 😭😭😭

@tygemini6448 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😅 hilarious

@deondricroyster 3 жыл бұрын

CP was already a dope comedian, but this level of standup is incredible!

@RickyJ718 3 жыл бұрын

"I can stay by my grandma if it's a housing thing..." 🤣🤣😂😂

@noelbackwards 3 жыл бұрын

And then she ain’t there lmao

@keronstephen23 3 жыл бұрын

That getting into heaven bit is gold. #CPeeps

@r.c360 3 жыл бұрын

The Way CP Mind Works Amazes Me. Like Who Thinks Like This!! Halirious 🤣 3 Day Long Line In Heaven OMG

@DanielleWashington1080 2 жыл бұрын

The very first time I saw him do comedy was back in 2011 and I thought the same thing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Like who thinks of this stuff?

@billarybanks2725 3 жыл бұрын

“Take these hands and some heart” 😭😭

@AviaryAviles159 3 жыл бұрын

I would actually pay money to watch CP in an hour Special. He is so underrated!

@Zeal808 2 ай бұрын

Yes, would be well worth the money

@vfb66 3 жыл бұрын

i did not know CP could do standup like this. I mean I know he can roast and make funny banter, but THIS.

@truckerp7294 3 жыл бұрын

Gotta watch his other sets

@verdoncardwell 3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@BrotherMalMusic 3 жыл бұрын

He’s the coldest comedian at ADD to me. Him and Billy Sorrels.

@natecrittenden9822 2 жыл бұрын

@96NickBeats Billy seems to ride some jokes in the roasts but his standup is ok imo. I think Brent could do standup too but Kraig Smiiith idk he has great jokes but can he do a set? Whatcha think?

@KikiKeeksTV 3 жыл бұрын

Cp is a true comedian. If something doesn’t work he always has a joke in the chamber that’ll hit. He makes you really see what he’s describing. Sending positive vibes to you and your family ❤️🥂

@PreacherLawson 3 жыл бұрын

Man that Jurassic Park threw me 🤣🤣🤣

@akeemsmith3096 3 жыл бұрын

Preacher lawson in the buildingggg

@bdub45 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh... Do you know how funny that is??? 😂😂😂

@terrancekayton007 3 жыл бұрын

Now I can’t get the damn melody out my head …& that damn walk CP impersonated 🤣🤣

@Miss_DaniD 3 жыл бұрын

I am literally SCREAMING right now 😂😂😂😂😂. It was him humming the lil melody for me. Lol

@entend.8087 28 күн бұрын

I knew you would relate lmaooo

@MarkMyers 3 жыл бұрын

I always envision Kev running around and stomping like Spice Adams whenever I hear his laughs in the background

@envisionss 3 жыл бұрын

I rewatched the line in Heaven part so many times 😂😂😂 it’s so incredible how genius CP is!!

@maliquesmith100 2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@geronimocat 2 жыл бұрын

Second

@marcustalley5536 3 жыл бұрын

Can y’all jus get my grandma....she not even in there wow....😂😂😂

@roarkcurry3264 3 жыл бұрын

"In the back of the Bible by the map" 😂😂😂😂😂

@BruceKendallMartinJr 2 жыл бұрын

that was for kev

@RoddyRodbb 3 жыл бұрын

"Bleeesssed man, I'm blessed"😂

@christiangoodhouse3023 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂I be saying it like that now

@GarrettBell 3 жыл бұрын

That Heaven bit was the freshest take on being at the gates I've ever heard

@farenzeks437 3 жыл бұрын

CP is so creative with his jokes that even other comedians second guess themselves like how does his mind get there?? He’s too fast sometimes it’s scary good.. love how every time he is on something, whether it’s ZWTH or the SquaddCast for example, he drops some great gems.. my favorite young comic that hasn’t blown all the way up, yet.. but it’s coming for sure

@janellchatman9364 3 жыл бұрын

When his Grandma wasn’t in there I LOST IT!!! 🤣🤣🤣😅

@jahnaet8289 3 жыл бұрын

When grandma didn't make it, it's a wrap. Lol. Lol .my grandma better be at the gates for me 😆

@DJ_D3ADSTOCK 3 жыл бұрын

Grandma not getting into heaven is crazy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@amontri3246 3 жыл бұрын

Hes a genius for setting up his jokes and the timing is perfect I knew be was a beast when I first saw him on add roast sessions

@KP3Times 3 жыл бұрын

We watching this man grow into a whole legend. ✌🏾✌🏾

@neosoulove 3 жыл бұрын

When he said "What if it becomes my business?" crying laughing

@laugh_til_ithurts 3 жыл бұрын

CP MURDERED THIS SHOW 🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 the heaven joke is the best 😂 “Can y’all just go get my grandma please?!?”

@deeboy416 3 жыл бұрын

Go get my grandma......she not in there!! 👀💀🤣

@olliwest7341 3 жыл бұрын

CP.... It's your time brah. Keep going hard! This set fire not to mention it's...."I'm a pound" for life!!

@deemartin4716 3 жыл бұрын

Can y’all go get my grandma please? “She’s not in there? Wow” 😂😂😂

@Alladathings 3 жыл бұрын

CP!! This was hilarious 🤣 They always talking about how his mind works 🤯 and it’s so true! Genius!

@4BredBud 3 жыл бұрын

Yo CP this was funny af bro. You deserve to be in a lot of more writing rooms.

@DukeTheMan138 3 жыл бұрын

I have never seen CP do standup. I’m so glad I clicked play!!😂😂😂

@shannonjohnson8782 3 жыл бұрын

Cp funny as hell bro!!! Naturally funny and it never seems forced!! Salute bro ✊🏿✊🏿

@SanayasMommie 3 жыл бұрын

No matter how many times I've seen this it's just as hilarious as the first. CP is a comedic mastermind.

@Magnif1 3 жыл бұрын

I've watched this shit like 5 times already this shit still funny.

@omcknight821 2 жыл бұрын

I always come back to this set and crack tf up EVERY time lolololol

@Thatkenyannigga 3 жыл бұрын

CP has always been hilarious. Thank you for dropping this for free

@joshuabees8818 3 жыл бұрын

CP is brilliantly, twistedly, funny AF! 😂😂😂😂😂

@yosh7140 2 жыл бұрын

They're fn laugh when they got called out like no I would not 🤣🤣☁️☁️

@esteban8823 3 жыл бұрын

CP is fkn hilarious. Vivid imagery and off the wall humor Dude needs an animated series or something.

@anonymouse692 3 жыл бұрын

idk when i started crying but this set got me in tears!

@hueyx791 3 жыл бұрын

This whole set was hilarious !!!!

@OfficialMacLowe 3 жыл бұрын

All these could be hilarious sketches too. CP paint the picture so cold haha

@drupac-drupac 3 жыл бұрын

My leg literally went to a noodle from how hard I was laughing 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@KingMikeHall 3 жыл бұрын

This set was straight BBQ 🔥

@salrodriguez1093 3 жыл бұрын

This is the comedy that makes me laugh. I feel like the audience was a bit bland, this set was actually really good. I would love to see a longer set from CP.

@swhall12 3 жыл бұрын

It’s just because they’re so spaced out. It’s only like 10 ppl there

@javionblade21 3 ай бұрын

He’s gonna be special it’s crazy more people don’t know about him yet. But you can tell he’s a natural he’s just raw he’d be funny talking bout anything lmao. I hope the best for him and his career

@TheHeartsandcake90 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! Storytelling is A1

@chrisgdav 2 жыл бұрын

I done rededicated my life to Christ with that heaven joke🤣 I can’t risk it at this point🤷🏾‍♂️😭

@taiodus3401 3 жыл бұрын

Kevin laughing like nope, I don't know him.

@elmer4255 3 жыл бұрын

I'm crying this is halarious

@glamorouswallflower 3 жыл бұрын

“My phone de-everything dead on meee” 💀💀

@Thegiftofkay 3 жыл бұрын

I swear I don’t even know which joke was the funniest 😂 😂😂

@naturalscratcher9498 3 жыл бұрын

For some reason CP remind me of Bernie Mac his last two jokes....the joke about the spreading your cheeks and the joke about crackheads remind me and the great Bernie Mac great show CP!!

@sadep1975 3 жыл бұрын

definitely !! at some angles he even looks like him

@blackl567892 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking more Robin Harris. He even has cadence like Rob when he talks.

@naturalscratcher9498 2 ай бұрын

@@blackl567892💜

@tzec-6359 3 жыл бұрын

CP your writing shines through this set stupid funny

@MyraSponse 3 жыл бұрын

ALWAYS worth it , he is a different kind of funny , he stuuuupid funny . Very original and comfortable in his craft

@JayDejean86 Жыл бұрын

Top 10 performances. I'ma be watchin this 30 years from now. Laughin my a** off

@AyoToine 2 жыл бұрын

i love the ability for him to go on a tangent and then bring it right back and it all still makes sense .... he definitely putting on for the city.

@taj3651 2 жыл бұрын

I love this set. I keep re-watching it.

@LBGIGGLES1 3 жыл бұрын

Literally my 3rd time watching this since posted … CLASSIC SET! hilarious EVERY SINGLE TIME 😂😂

@takeishadeburr 3 жыл бұрын

“Is God here by any chance??👀” Too funny!!!🤣🤣

@Coach31844 3 жыл бұрын

That part took me out 🤣🤣

@tydollaz_6707 2 жыл бұрын

The ass smelling bit is genuinely one of the best jokes i've ever heard 🤣 creative af i rewinded the end 100 times 🤣🤣

@12TribeTone 3 жыл бұрын

I knew this was going to be jaw hurting funny... And it was... Ima watch it again

@BrittanyRenee219 3 жыл бұрын

Pure effortless comedy. Great job CP. Had me ctfu the entire set

@olliwest7341 3 жыл бұрын

"Ha doooo kin"!!! 😂😂😂😂

@ImaniPrettyAF 3 жыл бұрын

I deadass watch CP's set on repeat. He be having me dead af 🤣🤣🤣😫😫

@MaNazah92 2 ай бұрын

CP and his storytelling skills are next level‼️😂😭🤣 I'm so glad I finally got to see him live in Detroit during Afro Nation in August 2023.🔥🎤

@humbulness 3 жыл бұрын

Bro they had to let the stage cool off when you left because you set fire to it.

@SixOneNineCrew 3 жыл бұрын

The we all going to hell, ass check was fucking hilarious. With tears in my eyes I replayed that shit a good dozen times

@Magnif1 3 жыл бұрын

This was a Classic set. CP needs an 1 hour special. Top 5 funniest Comdians out.

@kriskenard 3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine throwing hands with the opps and you hear, "DIE 1000 DEATHS!"

@MajesticTalk 3 жыл бұрын

CP killt that set!

@jessegeeward1577 3 жыл бұрын

The whole set content was awesome

@IAM1OUTOF60 3 жыл бұрын

"HE KILLED IT , ESPECIALLY THE CRACKHEAD BIT, WHATCU DOING ? Stealing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@adannegadison877 3 жыл бұрын

He said stay prayed up they ain’t playing around here !! Lmbooo CP so funny. I hope he really make it tho aha.

@charriemac1 Жыл бұрын

This is a skit, but i literally felt the fear of not going to heaven LOL double LOL!

@zetchasketch 2 жыл бұрын

“Who gonged this n*gga?” “Like where TF is our Hadoukens at??” CP is just one of those naturally hilarious people😂😂😂

@westwardpomonagyrl4358 3 жыл бұрын

Yessssssss he knocked that out!!! Ima Pound!! I love CP, hair is lookn goodt!

@SuchALady215 3 жыл бұрын

Both of CP’s KYD sets were 🔥🔥🔥 His hair is so cute!

@unpopularopinionz 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone can talk about which joke was their favorite down the comments but the best/ most telling part of this set was the ending.. “hey man i dont have a closer, i just want to have fun” That spoke so much to his character, passion, humility, and vulnerability. Cause towards the end i was wondering what he would close on.. and him saying that just made it all click.. good shit bro. Your future is evident. Just stay consistent. Force yourself to. And you will be a house hold name.

@christopherwilliams2031 3 жыл бұрын

Entire set had me rollinnnn'

@ronellejackson117 8 ай бұрын

When he started talking about going to heaven.....I LOST IT FRFR..😂😂😂

@borrowinbars9162 4 ай бұрын

That heaven bit was crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tenyathomas6065 3 жыл бұрын

Detroit in the building!!!! 🙌🏽 CP is hilarious! Can't wait to see him live.

@MrAveryBrown93 3 жыл бұрын

“I don’t know if my paperwork 📝 , is here?” Lmao! CP is hilarious! 😂😂😂

@ReauxShai 3 жыл бұрын

My 3rd time watching this set!! Pure Gold if I watch a set more than once 😂😂😂

@ShannBo 3 жыл бұрын

Call the damn fire department! Damn CP! You came thru with two flame throwers👏🏽👏🏽

@phin4life503 3 жыл бұрын

You got to be in my top three young Comedians. I knew he was going to hit from the very first time I see him perform keep it up young a man

@chickenman515 3 жыл бұрын

I know CP through All Def. I like him. Not my favorite, but I like him. Seeing this makes me want to converse with him for an hour. Good set, man. I think you have a very interesting mind. Salute!

@803Maphia 2 ай бұрын

That heaven joke is fire

@KingRo22 2 жыл бұрын

Whenever I need a laugh I come back to this, CP crazy as hell

@jaythomas7062 3 жыл бұрын

313 DETROIT

@twev30theprince 3 жыл бұрын

@BeenFrank #beenfrank saginaw.....

@TheUglyEgo 3 жыл бұрын

323

@Truced 2 жыл бұрын

no closure needed bro you rocked that!!! keep doing ya thing man salute.

@LaysiaPrincess 3 жыл бұрын

The part with big booty Nancy, Archangel Gabriel, and the paperwork had me in TEARS 😂😂😂 #CPTheLegend

@dangelamarx80 3 жыл бұрын

I love his voice lmao His range is crazy

@Meagain111 3 жыл бұрын

Tears. Real tears. This brother is extremely talented, this would make anyone I know laugh

@smilez_uneeke3655 3 жыл бұрын

Glad the pandemic led my KZfaq suggestions to you through ZWTH feels like I have a virtual big bro super proud and just happy to see you blossom through these tough times big congratulations on the new show hope your transition to the East coast is comfy and welcoming and condolences to you and the family💪🏾🙏🏾🕊🎉👁👁

@giftobasogie7763 2 жыл бұрын

Funniest thing Yh I’ve been thinking about that “crackheads don’t share crack” joke for days and today like magic I rewatch the show and it just threw me again 😂😭😭😭 CP BEEN one of the best main 🔥🔥🔥