Crap Alastor Says (Hazbin Hotel)

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4 ай бұрын

Ah The Radio Demon. Nobody can understand his twisted mind, but what you all don't realize is I don't think anyone understands what he says either.
Doubtful anyone ever will!
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@Tomotasauce 4 ай бұрын

I feel like i should mention this, this idea came from my discord, the insanity was contagious, so this video was born😂 Also the whole time i was editing they started a war... over tacos. HOW.

@handsomebeauty1829 4 ай бұрын

Sorry

@lepantheon491 4 ай бұрын

... By typing, I guess ?

@bdr_draw.ax. 4 ай бұрын

Guess the fandom likes tacos that much

@lea9759 4 ай бұрын

Because tacos aren't better than kebabs, Old Sport.

@gracekim25 4 ай бұрын

Oh gosh😅

@laylabundy 4 ай бұрын

“I’m broke as shit” Same Alastor same.

@SpoopySquid 4 ай бұрын

He's just like me fr

@nightmare_eclipse4933 4 ай бұрын

That's a whole mood

@orangeslicehazbin 2 ай бұрын

Same shit Al

@JayceeTheWeirdo 2 ай бұрын

@Benjaminwatkins8272 25 күн бұрын

I have 90$ I'm broke as sh#t

@kirbystar7474 4 ай бұрын

This whole video is basically if Alastor was high for 2 and a half minutes.

@SilkLilyBloom 4 ай бұрын

He’s always like that

@REALALASTOR7 4 ай бұрын

Fr bro

@P3RS0UL 4 ай бұрын

He got so high he got as low as you can get

@mayracordero382 4 ай бұрын

He's just creepy and a wicked smile!

@luckyL3x1 3 ай бұрын

Yes it is.

@ModernBoi 4 ай бұрын

Vox - "Remember viewers, life goes on." Alastor - "Yeah, thats the PROBLEM-" too darn relatable

@Tomotasauce 4 ай бұрын

NOOO😂 ITS A JOOOKE😂😂😂 Thank you btw!🎉

@ModernBoi 4 ай бұрын

@@Tomotasauce no problem, also your honestly the best hazbin hotel channel ive seen (even if your not fully one) i still say you are 😅 your videos are actually *so* fricking funny bruv, keep it up (what i said was a joke about it being relatable, but its somewhat little true)

@Laura-ct9bj 2 ай бұрын

He probably would say that to vox

@Voxtheglorifiedipad 16 күн бұрын

😡

@Iquey 3 ай бұрын

"I hide and you seek professional help." THE HEALTHIEST ADVICE WE'LL EVER GET FROM AL. 😂

@user-wj9vw2ur6q 2 ай бұрын

no the best advice is "if someone hates you for no reason, Give them a reason!" -Alastor 2024

@h0lyy._..fatherr.._.jayyyy Күн бұрын

@@user-wj9vw2ur6qThey literally said healthiest, not best

@M3krugf8 4 ай бұрын

"MIND YOUR BUSINESS NIFFTY 😡😡😡" -Alastor 2024

@user-ig8oh7mf5p 4 ай бұрын

[Nifty]:"why does alastor have so many soa-" [backround alastor]:"MIND YOUR BUISNESS NIFTY!" [tentical goop time]

@Tar_Pick_Piano 4 ай бұрын

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@jeffreysangco402 4 ай бұрын

[Alastor)] ITS MY LIFE DAMN

@Anthony_Editzzz_YT 3 ай бұрын

@@user-ig8oh7mf5p[Husk] If Alastor has 19 bottles of dish soap and I take aw-

@Goober356 3 ай бұрын

@@Anthony_Editzzz_YT [Niffty] why does he have so much soap?

@Bamboom134 4 ай бұрын

“IM GANNA MAKE YOU WISH THAT I’D STAYED GO- *proceeds to pull up the Glock on the tv*

@Edits_3- 4 ай бұрын

13 seconds

@JenTilly96 4 ай бұрын

Master has presented Dobby with a glock 🔫🔫

@Tomotasauce 4 ай бұрын

@@JenTilly96I LOVE THAT BIT

@JenTilly96 4 ай бұрын

@@Tomotasauce I know it's hilarious 😂😂 ahhh- Gab was unhinged I swear-

@charlieseely3464 4 ай бұрын

"TOMOTA PULLS OUT A GLOCK AND THREATENS TO ICE VOX!!"

@saidsinformaits6674 3 ай бұрын

Sir Pentious: What?! Alastor says Insane stuff all the time! How was I supposed to know this was true?! Alastor: Peeing the Bed is like being happy! It didn't happen since I was 7! Sir Pentious: See?!

@DADUMBDUCKYY 3 ай бұрын

"don't break someone's heart, they only have one of those. BREAK THEIR BONES, THEY HAVE 206 OF THOSE BAD BOYS" the best thing anyone has ever said. ever.

@randomcommenter 4 ай бұрын

So like Alastor recreates vines compilation

@LunarIsHere_ 4 ай бұрын

You're first

@Jamie-Verse 4 ай бұрын

Vines for Life

@coalminer26 4 ай бұрын

first comment :)

@Tomotasauce 4 ай бұрын

A couple were given to me by the discord members😂

@JohnnxPacman 4 ай бұрын

@Akuusyl 4 ай бұрын

“I hide and you seek professional help.” I’m so going to use that in the future that’s amazing.

@Alastor__HH 4 ай бұрын

(Same lmao.)

@laliune 3 ай бұрын

Me as well

@Starsskinn24_ 3 ай бұрын

Same

@freedomtheepicwolf6346 3 ай бұрын

Same 💀

@AvrillWolfie 3 ай бұрын

I already did, my friend's response: "Smooth"

@Aname9873 4 ай бұрын

"Remeber to believe in yourself! If you dont, who will?! I sure won't!" And that was Ted talk with alastor

@Grappamaruidk 3 ай бұрын

1:35 "Well that must suck for you, at least people like jokes" -Pilot Steven Universe 💀

@Spooderman444 Ай бұрын

NAH💀💀💀

@Gone19-j1o 4 ай бұрын

"break their bones, they have 206 of those bad boys." -Alastor 2024 1:48 Edit: 1.1k like!?! I'm famous!

@jdanielson9 4 ай бұрын

😂

@mayracordero382 4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@Anthony_Editzzz_YT 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Harveysguy 3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lg10kGaming 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@DanGamingFan2846 4 ай бұрын

"When I was young, I was poor, but after many years of struggle, I'm no longer young." I have never found Alastor so relatable before. These are hilarious, they're like bloopers, but they all feel like something he'd actually say.

@Tomotasauce 4 ай бұрын

Thank you so much! Agreed, like, some of these don't even sound like Abridged Alastor thry just sound like things he'd spit outta nowhere😂

@watershipup7101 4 ай бұрын

Extremely relatable.

@waterbullstudios9195 4 ай бұрын

I could definitely hear him saying the "I'll hide, you seek professional help" line.

@TheinternetCooki3 4 ай бұрын

"Happiness is like wetting the bed,I haven't done it since I was seven" 👏

@spinelessdevil 4 ай бұрын

def gon regret losing that 10 dollar

@WeWillMissYouMatPat_ 4 ай бұрын

“How the hell does an id expire, I’m the same person” so true

@atatatar2009 Ай бұрын

"Let me tell you Charlie, I am LOVING these balconies!" "Would you like a push?" "WHA-"

@lepantheon491 4 ай бұрын

"I have a cane. Screw you." Alastor in a nutshell

@SquishedAdam3 3 ай бұрын

So true

@gloomystorm2292 3 ай бұрын

Alastor in a nutshell towards Lucifer in that one video Tomota did

@HazbinBrainRot Ай бұрын

based

@DarkabyssTheFounder 4 ай бұрын

TV: Exists Alastor: *And I took that personally*

@That-one-werido-kenzie 2 ай бұрын

ℍ𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕤 𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕤 𝕧𝕠𝕩

@ascottclone3546 2 ай бұрын

How did you do it in that font

@That-one-werido-kenzie 2 ай бұрын

@@ascottclone3546 𝕀 𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕒 𝕒𝕡𝕡 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕥'𝕤 𝕞𝕖 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥

@Poison_slays 2 ай бұрын

@@ascottclone3546 they used facemoji

@HelluvaAndHazbinfan_ 2 ай бұрын

@@Poison_slaysor any font app

@auroraofclanborealis 4 ай бұрын

"The internet is a horrible place and I'm here to make it worse!" I'm pretty sure that's the motto of like 90% of the people on the internet. And 100% of the people on Tumblr.

@SpamR1_2013 3 ай бұрын

“MIND YOUR BUSINESS NIFTY, ITS *MY* LIFE DAMN🤬🤬🤬” -Alastor 2024

@edas_requiem 4 ай бұрын

I have a feeling that this is what Amir’s bloopers sound like.

@Edits_3- 4 ай бұрын

27 seconds

@strawberryhellcat4738 4 ай бұрын

More like the crazy shit Ed Bosco used to say on the the Hunicasts.

@JenTilly96 4 ай бұрын

@@strawberryhellcat4738Oh I promise they are much worse 😂

@SilkLilyBloom 4 ай бұрын

Yes

@millies.left.eyelashess Ай бұрын

this is legit his tweets

@bullwinkle524 4 ай бұрын

“You should clean your room so that you’re the only trash remaining” DAMN

@harmonioustigress620 4 ай бұрын

1:03 I did not expect that punchline and no, I will not seek professional helps. Mainly because, I do not know how. 🤟🏻👹🤟🏻

@KopaXTani 3 ай бұрын

1:42 Lmao! I love how that’s the quote that was the gradual breaking point for Tomota, that he couldn’t stay in character for much longer!

@TheBassCoverGuy-qi9jr 4 ай бұрын

“How the hell does an ID expire, i’m the same person” my personal favorite line

@carsfan1995 2 ай бұрын

My mother’s ID has her gender as male for the past couple years. She’s not.

@Laura-ct9bj 2 ай бұрын

Um he has a point

@Brand0n_editsxx 4 ай бұрын

"If someone hates you for no reason, give them a reason" -Alastor 2024

@Brand0n_editsxx 4 ай бұрын

@A-nice-man 😭🙏

@Alastor__HH 4 ай бұрын

(Fr. I fr set this as my discord status.)

@Brand0n_editsxx 3 ай бұрын

@@Alastor__HH 💀

@DinosEpicYoutubeWithStickman 3 ай бұрын

“Being happy is like peeing the bed! It hasn’t happened since i was seven” -Alastor 2024

@Brand0n_editsxx 3 ай бұрын

@@DinosEpicKZfaqWithStickman real

@strange_game_2972 3 ай бұрын

"Oh Charlie~ I have an idea for a game! I hide and you seak professional help!" Yup i'm stealing that one

@calico8088 3 ай бұрын

1:33 "Cheese is just a loaf of milk" HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR OH MY GOD

@LunarIsHere_ 4 ай бұрын

"I WANT WAFFLE FRIES! 🍟" -Alastor 2024

@Anthony_Editzzz_YT 4 ай бұрын

Bro just probably wants the fries from Chick-Fil-A

@makenziedoyle4078 3 ай бұрын

@@Anthony_Editzzz_YT his card probably declined when he tried to get them, so he went to Charlie about it

@Anthony_Editzzz_YT 3 ай бұрын

@@makenziedoyle4078That’s probably what happened 🤣

@Ender_noob77s_bsstipsandmemes 3 ай бұрын

@@Anthony_Editzzz_YTi mean alstor did say hes broke as shit

@Alastortheradiodemon1239 3 ай бұрын

Lol

@cherrymonroe3034 4 ай бұрын

0:44 Alastor "I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone" *pulls out gun 😂

@user-pl5yn4rs2j 4 ай бұрын

i genuinely heard "im gonna make you wish that I'd stayed GUN"

@cherrymonroe3034 4 ай бұрын

I was thinking that😂😂😂

@-Craig_Tucker- 3 ай бұрын

Credits roll!

@SirStarCat. 3 ай бұрын

I read the ‘pulls out gun’ to the tune of the song still 😂

@MJAYZ007 3 ай бұрын

Alastor maybe a demon BUT HES AN AMERICAN DEMON

@DaDatox 3 ай бұрын

1:09 why nobody's pointing out this part

@cj_bluethunder 4 ай бұрын

“Cheese is just a loaf of milk” just kills me! And I just feel this: “Being happy is like peeing the bed. It hasn’t happened since I was seven.”

@NyxArts 3 ай бұрын

Same

@Brand0n_editsxx 4 ай бұрын

"your never fully dressed without a SMI-🔫" -Alastor, 2024

@vaclavsoukup7302 2 ай бұрын

SMITH & WESSON!

@thanhtamnguyen9829 2 ай бұрын

"The internet is a horrible place AND IM HERE TO MAKE IT WORSE" I fell out my chair laughing lol

@ShutUpBob_ 3 ай бұрын

"Started from the bottom and somehow managed to go even lower!" SAME

@HazbinCovenWitch 4 ай бұрын

Go home Al, your drunk as Hell. 😂

@user-ni5gt6fy4x 3 ай бұрын

Where do you think he came from

@Blixter_games01 3 ай бұрын

@@user-ni5gt6fy4x the house

@Rxoxi 2 ай бұрын

HEHEHEHEHEH

@arunallipilli8202 Ай бұрын

@@Rxoxi get back to home now Alastor I dare you

@Hellaverse_lover 4 ай бұрын

“Cause there not gay!” Me: “UHH IDK ABOUT THAT”

@AmphibiasHerald 4 ай бұрын

THEY're not gay... Only Angel is. Husk is pan.

@Hellaverse_lover 4 ай бұрын

@@AmphibiasHerald true, BUT STILL THEY BOTH LIKE MEN IN SOME SEXUALITY

@jaymethomas5170 4 ай бұрын

@@AmphibiasHerald🤓👆

@Alastor__HH 4 ай бұрын

(Every time someone sings some variant of this, my immediate response to it is ‘they’re lesbian’ as a joke.)

@Hellaverse_lover 4 ай бұрын

@@Alastor__HH wait Al what are you doin here?

@gael2119 3 ай бұрын

Bro doesn’t wanna die 0:49

@Inky_Squ1d 3 ай бұрын

"If someone hates you for no reason, give them on" -Alastor 2024

@Cameraman_No.45 4 ай бұрын

2:07 "I'm calling it now, angel is going to become stupid rich" "Wait really?" "Of course, Your already stupid, That means your half way there" *YOU SON OF A-* THAT GOT ME SOO GOOD 🤣🤣🤣👏👍

@GigantamaxTheGreat 3 ай бұрын

IKR😂😂😂

@Vexcited_ 4 ай бұрын

1:55 Tomotasauce breaking character is officially my favorite thing ever

@stormvlogsrobinson5044 4 ай бұрын

same

@SonicBeatz2023 3 ай бұрын

@westleigh11 Ай бұрын

1:43 you have broken character like you have broken your staff Alastor.

@Шо1 3 ай бұрын

YOU'RE NEVER FULLY DRESSED WITHOUT A SMI- - Alastor.

@the_UF365 4 ай бұрын

"Angel, can I introduced my mouth to your..." "Oh finally" "EEeeeeEvreeething (Devours Angel)

@V0X-1950s 4 ай бұрын

“Would you like a push” -Alastor 2024

@PrincessPrincess-rl2qk 3 ай бұрын

@VixX.0fficial 3 ай бұрын

Lucifer: " WHA- "

@OfficiallyPaneraGacha 3 ай бұрын

LMFAOOO

@Roblox.withdestind 3 ай бұрын

Yes

@KennedyScott-vb4ik 3 ай бұрын

0:44 “Im gonna make you wish that I’d *pulls out an ak47* STAYED GONE-“ -Alastor 2023

@OcnrBo42 3 ай бұрын

I’m gonna make you wish that I stayed glock!

@tosterlov 3 ай бұрын

Saying a lot of things as Alastor

@haileebautista194 4 ай бұрын

“I have a cane. Screw you!”😂 I cannot wait for Hazbin Abridged’

@Western_Dude 4 ай бұрын

"Cheese is just a loaf of milk" idk why that killed me! It just came out of nowhere!

@Cheezeboi-pf1di 3 ай бұрын

I hide and u seek professional help killed me

@Ash_ok33 4 ай бұрын

but Vox has the ultimate weapon… *pictures of angry cat Alastor*

@artikulv731 4 ай бұрын

“I’m broke as shit” this man 100% crashed at Rosie’s place before leaving for seven years

@Crisjola Ай бұрын

This man 100% currently has nowhere else to stay _except_ the hotel because he seems to have ripped his station down and is currently homeless. Which I suppose is fine if you don’t sleep/sleep standing up with your eyes open.

@Rip_vanwinkle200 4 ай бұрын

*THE INTERNET IS A HORRIBLE PLACE,AND IM HERE TO MAKE IT WORSE* -Alastor

@izzyjones662 3 ай бұрын

I’m laughing my head off over here! This is too good!

@_ThePokerFace_ 4 ай бұрын

“Started from the bottom and somehow managed to get even lower” -Alastor 2024

@annysummer1206 4 ай бұрын

I hope someone sends this to Amir because this is pure gold

@Tomotasauce 4 ай бұрын

IF SOMEONE DOES I WOULD DIE

@Y0W41_MO 2 ай бұрын

@@Tomotasauce I wonder what his reaction would be

@purpleblackandblueart 9 күн бұрын

I wanna watch that

@user-cw5jr7tn7m 4 ай бұрын

*points at tv* B!t€h 0:14 Edit: it was at the wrong time so I fixed it

@Wheresiskong 3 ай бұрын

Actullay 0:14

@user-wj9vw2ur6q 2 ай бұрын

suggestion: Alastor: Wait you aren't coming to my tea party?!?!? Alastor: BETHANY I MADE BISCUITS!

@adnanhammaoui6814 4 ай бұрын

"When i was young i was poor, but after many years of struggle, i'm no longer young" oh i'm definitely gonna use this quote

@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain 4 ай бұрын

I'm going to follow Alastor's example and call my tv a bitch every time I see it from now on

@lepantheon491 4 ай бұрын

pretty sure i should start doing the same with my computer screen

@TelevisionNTheatre 4 ай бұрын

I am insulted, but we already do that

@buvanlomorada5221 Ай бұрын

Vox:that wasn’t the first thing you told me? Also Vox:**Acting like a kid** 1:40

@chippybug 3 ай бұрын

“Well then… uh. I have a cane. Screw you!” Wow that was so emotional I’m crying

@l-exist 4 ай бұрын

Niffty: “Why does he have so much soap?” Alastor: *Severely offended*

@Saintpentious 3 ай бұрын

My your business Nifty it's my life Damn

@hopeblack1979 18 күн бұрын

@Saintpentious best line 😂

@wooperfan584 4 ай бұрын

Help I love every time alastor was beefing with a tv. 🔫🙂 This entire video killed me 🤣🤣

@WinterFrost_MimikyuLiker 3 ай бұрын

The gun gag made me fucking fall-

@_obsessedescapist_ 4 ай бұрын

1:20 "Started from the bottom and somehow managed to get even lower" Kin moment Edit: "When I was young I was poor. But after many years of struggle I'm no longer young" even better

@Mush.catz123 3 ай бұрын

“What are you doing in my house what are you doing in my house I want waffle fries” I learned a lesson when there is a deer in your house feed it waffle fries

@fryguy9704 4 ай бұрын

This is why we love Alastor here. Our psychotic little deer boy is just the best Edit: WHERE’S MY HEART

@VixX.0fficial 3 ай бұрын

YES

@carolynchurch4642 4 ай бұрын

"and remember viewets, life goes on." "Yeah, that's the problem!" 😂

@endearful 3 ай бұрын

0:34 I loved the Hardstop Lucas reference!!

@taxesbytoya4687 3 ай бұрын

Lucifer-I got to tell you Charlie I am loving these balconies Alastor-would you like a push? Lucifer-What

@mage_boiiii 4 ай бұрын

dude if this was a try not to laugh challenge I would've instantly lost at 0:55 shooting the tv up while singing the annie song had me dying

@sydney8631 4 ай бұрын

1:24 That section made made me laugh harder than i thought it would XD

@pianophase7060 3 ай бұрын

THIS IS WHAT ALASTOR’s RADIO BRODCAST SOUNDS LIKE IMO

@gayleelong5480 Ай бұрын

"Well then... I have a cane, screw you" had me dying 😂😂

@TH3_CHIPZ 4 ай бұрын

“I HAVE A CANE SCREW YOU….” -Alastors famous last words

@a_venomous_child1 4 ай бұрын

this level of unhinged is what i strive to be

@Stormsaber 4 ай бұрын

funniest thing ive seen in a while! keep up the amazing work!

@GachaWolfie-vw2hk 3 ай бұрын

0:26 in this lil moment- ALASTOR SYNCS IT- LIKE- IT SYNCSS-

@O5_6 4 ай бұрын

"A sinner broke into my howuse looking for money, so I started looking with him." same

@warriorcatkitty 3 ай бұрын

i relate to "I want waffle fries" on a PERSONAL level...... did you guys know white castle used to have sweet potato waffle fries?? i used to eat them so much...... but.... they got rid of them and haven't ever brought 'em back for YEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@emilyfranklin1351 Ай бұрын

"Cheese is just a loaf of milk." ME: WTF MY WHOLE LIFE MAKES SENCE NOW!! TY ALASTOR!!!

@magmazingcube4520 4 ай бұрын

I can see all the animations just rolling out as we speak.

@Edits_3- 4 ай бұрын

19 seconds

@TheinternetCooki3 4 ай бұрын

"If someone hates you for no reason,give them a reason" im so using this.

@ahmedkoko8524 9 күн бұрын

This video reminds of "saying a lot of things as caine" but it's Alastor

@Rosie-jk4uo Ай бұрын

“Always remember to believe in yourself,if you don’t who will? I know I sure won’t” is me all the time- it’s terrifying

@acesinger6092 4 ай бұрын

I love how abridged Alastor is so unhinged that it makes his own voice actor break character a couple times

@santiagocaraballo1975 4 ай бұрын

I can listen to Alastor say out of context things all day! 😆

@user-rt9rr3ew4s 3 ай бұрын

" don't break a person's heart they only have one ❤😢" "INSTEAD BREAK THEIR BONES THEY 216 OF THE BAD BOYS"

@asen76ify 4 ай бұрын

1:30 cheese is gust a loaf of milk💀

@Auglurmonster 4 ай бұрын

Alastor says “I want waffle Fries!”

@VixX.0fficial 3 ай бұрын

NO THEIR MINE! 👺

@TheSpookychick 4 ай бұрын

Alastor calling Angel stupid is just the embodiment of ✨perfection✨

@tigerlover873 3 ай бұрын

"don't break someone's heart, they only have one of those... BREAK THEIR BONES, THEY HAVE 206 OF THOSE BAD BOYS" Alastor

@thedragon7954 4 ай бұрын

Your line delivery is SO GOOOD

@Demon-Akuoka 4 ай бұрын

"remember viewers; life goes on." *"yeah! That's the problem!"*

@kirbystar7474 4 ай бұрын

1:17 I felt that in my soul.

@IMakeEditzBecauseIBored 4 ай бұрын

Same

@lanaethemoon6274 4 ай бұрын

Ikr Alastor burned vox just by saying that 😂😂😂

@Limbo_MC 3 ай бұрын

Same

@nifftyvibes4life 3 сағат бұрын

“Would you like a push?” Iconic

@Benusr 3 ай бұрын

My favourite was: "YOU'RE NEVER FULLY DRESSED WITHOUT A SMIIIIIIILE!!"

@ZanimationsStudio122 4 ай бұрын

Nobody: Al: *humming* also Al: BI#$!

@Benjaminwatkins8272 25 күн бұрын

That's funny as sh#t

@Swirl_of_StarFire 4 ай бұрын

"Well then. Uh... I have a cane! Screw you!" I'm glad to see the cane is back once again. Also, since Alastor's cane has become a running joke here, and since the wider Hazbin fandom has seemingly decided that Husk also had a cane as an Overlord, you could have Alastor tease Husk over not having a cane anymore