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Craziest Client Stories #2 | Tattoo Artists Answer

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@sero1695
@sero1695 5 жыл бұрын
“im gonna finish, you already did”
@KiraMermaid
@KiraMermaid 5 жыл бұрын
Probably his favorite tattoo
@carter8679
@carter8679 5 жыл бұрын
Shai-Ann H coulda just been precum
@ashsynyster1303
@ashsynyster1303 5 жыл бұрын
I pretty much scared my sister when I laughed
@Jobe-13
@Jobe-13 4 жыл бұрын
Shai-Ann H ikr 😂
@Jobe-13
@Jobe-13 4 жыл бұрын
Ash Synyster My sister scares _me_ when she laughs. Her laugh is so spontaneous and loud. 😂
@zofzof713
@zofzof713 5 жыл бұрын
"could it be because she had an abortion?" "T O D A Y ?" "no like 4 or 5 months ago." lmao tf sis
@alyssaclairedejesus2782
@alyssaclairedejesus2782 5 жыл бұрын
i dont get this tho
@wateriswet9301
@wateriswet9301 5 жыл бұрын
@@alyssaclairedejesus2782 having an abortion the same day as getting a tattoo could be dangerous, its a medical procedure and needs recovery time. Like if you just had surgery, you shouldn't have a tattoo the same day
@Throat_Spray
@Throat_Spray 5 жыл бұрын
Water Is Wet yea but the point was that her abortion was MONTHS AGO 🙄🙄
@deneilbaker
@deneilbaker 4 жыл бұрын
Man this is the 2nd time I’ve seen this on this vid. Your comment is directly underneath the same exact comment made by someone else. It’s like KZfaq is doing this on purpose
@christophermadray2846
@christophermadray2846 4 жыл бұрын
Shit took me outtttt I was so taken back by the statement
@5ry7646hk
@5ry7646hk 5 жыл бұрын
"...that's how a mirror works" 😂😂💀
@daviddoubled8625
@daviddoubled8625 4 жыл бұрын
That's how -mafia- mirror works
@lilunstable69
@lilunstable69 4 жыл бұрын
@@daviddoubled8625 your pfp fits with what you said
@daviddoubled8625
@daviddoubled8625 4 жыл бұрын
@@lilunstable69 😁
@Masakihystic
@Masakihystic 5 жыл бұрын
If i ever fight someone im gonna shout "im the original bat woman" at them from now on
@cinivia8840
@cinivia8840 3 жыл бұрын
😭😂😂😂😂😂
@obscvritas3601
@obscvritas3601 3 жыл бұрын
This comment reminds me of when I was a kid... We're talking like, 6 or 7 years old, if I saw someone I didn't like the look of (I was a very judgy 7 year old), I'd go up to them and tell them I'm Sailor Moon and I'll beat them up if they're bad. ... I have yet to beat anyone up as Sailor Moon 😔
@ParzivalTheThird
@ParzivalTheThird 3 жыл бұрын
Plural 😂
@andreagarcia-rp2ch
@andreagarcia-rp2ch 3 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAH UR USER
@astranoon
@astranoon 5 жыл бұрын
“Could this be because she got an abortion?” “TODAY?!!”
@brentonantoine8089
@brentonantoine8089 5 жыл бұрын
Alrighty Aphrodite she was hella cute
@ayanad
@ayanad 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying
@juleso.5906
@juleso.5906 5 жыл бұрын
@@brentonantoine8089 her insta is @jessabigelowtattoo, I go to her for all my tattoos
@susans7606
@susans7606 5 жыл бұрын
Haha there are 911 likes I won't ruin it
@kitchensinkchronicles3272
@kitchensinkchronicles3272 5 жыл бұрын
@@juleso.5906 thanks for dropping her instagram
@Keep_It_THORO
@Keep_It_THORO 5 жыл бұрын
The letters backwards in the mirror story had me on the floor, people are getting dumber and dumber I swear. 🤣🤣🤣
@PunkSceneEmoSkater
@PunkSceneEmoSkater 5 жыл бұрын
I know at times its funny when you watch how stupid people have become. Other times its just really sad... Like that girl prolly looks in a mirror everyday lol
@brandonneal6659
@brandonneal6659 5 жыл бұрын
@@PunkSceneEmoSkater Hahaha I know right it was funny at first n then I thought....Oh shit two adults don't know how a mirror works...They might have and raise kids one day....
@ajinkyathorat7502
@ajinkyathorat7502 4 жыл бұрын
@@GrasshopperKelly I lost my braincell reading this.
@michaelmccall5945
@michaelmccall5945 4 жыл бұрын
The best part is that the sister made fun of her then looked at the mirror and said it was backwards. 🤔
@wavyheadcris
@wavyheadcris 4 жыл бұрын
yo honestly it did 😂😂
@-lemonmilk-7726
@-lemonmilk-7726 4 жыл бұрын
“Oh my god she is right it is backwards” I DIED LMAO
@petermueller3349
@petermueller3349 4 жыл бұрын
The lady with the pink hair is like 110% gorgeous
@chickennuggets3391
@chickennuggets3391 4 жыл бұрын
Peter Mueller yeah she is
@kripsin1100
@kripsin1100 4 жыл бұрын
You’re the guy, aren’t you? 😜
@petermueller3349
@petermueller3349 4 жыл бұрын
Kripsin bro, I’ll give everything I have to get a high five from her
@petermueller3349
@petermueller3349 4 жыл бұрын
spingus well in my world, from my perspective, laws of reality are being broken my friend
@petermueller3349
@petermueller3349 4 жыл бұрын
spingus my bad I ain’t cultured, didn’t watch the simpsons growing up
@kelseyrobinson1917
@kelseyrobinson1917 5 жыл бұрын
omg im cryin "TODAY???!!" "oh, no, it was like 4 or 5 months ago" "NO"
@sidewayspanda3553
@sidewayspanda3553 5 жыл бұрын
As I read this comment it happened in the video😂😂
@goodmythicalpainus8946
@goodmythicalpainus8946 5 жыл бұрын
@@sidewayspanda3553 the same thing just happened to me🤣🤣
@davidbouchard5451
@davidbouchard5451 5 жыл бұрын
Kelsey Robinson 😂😂😂😂
@greengirrl1
@greengirrl1 5 жыл бұрын
I thought i was the only one thought this part was hilarious 😂
@leenb.7936
@leenb.7936 5 жыл бұрын
“OMG she is right, it is backwards” 😂😂😂😂
@osoco7294
@osoco7294 5 жыл бұрын
Why a mirror flips right and left, but not up and down? Not kidding.
@roderik1990
@roderik1990 5 жыл бұрын
@@osoco7294 Because a mirror DOESN'T flip left and right, it flips front and back.
@justjaida7441
@justjaida7441 5 жыл бұрын
@@osoco7294 The mirror isn't flipping it. It's reflecting it exactly how it is
@Oneironauta77
@Oneironauta77 5 жыл бұрын
@@osoco7294 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rKigq8uXp9K6fIk.html&ab_channel=PhysicsGirl here :D
@Stozeel
@Stozeel 5 жыл бұрын
They were probably blonde
@hscost1614
@hscost1614 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m gunna finish, you already did” 😂😂😂😂
@ashleymagsam1350
@ashleymagsam1350 5 жыл бұрын
That freaking killed me 😂😂😂
@horstgunther9521
@horstgunther9521 4 жыл бұрын
Hailey Cockrell yeah but i‘m pretty sure that was only precum:D
@jeff-ramos
@jeff-ramos 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he didn't finish. It was just pre. Dudes get hard and drip. Just the way it works. Some more than others.
@eddiemartinez8277
@eddiemartinez8277 5 жыл бұрын
That mirror story was too funny the way he said "Well thats how mirrors work" i completly lost it.
@imanimaldonado1626
@imanimaldonado1626 5 жыл бұрын
I AM DONE 💀💀 If I had two people not knowing that a mirror reflects, I would need a moment too 😂
@thomascampione8866
@thomascampione8866 5 жыл бұрын
Imani Maldonado I would actually just quit my job and give up on people
@Leverquin
@Leverquin 5 жыл бұрын
he should done backward. fuck idiots xD
@Achonas
@Achonas 5 жыл бұрын
@@Leverquin hey, the client's always right lol
@Leverquin
@Leverquin 5 жыл бұрын
@@Achonas yep. should do that shit. for real. fucking morons. you have that scene [but with necklace] in some shit movie.
@Young_king888
@Young_king888 5 жыл бұрын
@Kaza Nari LMAOOO
@lane8422
@lane8422 5 жыл бұрын
The one guy who was talking about the guy who passed out a lot was so sweet
@daltonleal3358
@daltonleal3358 5 жыл бұрын
the guy most likely had narcolepsy
@meganbray2946
@meganbray2946 5 жыл бұрын
What time?
@telsha8376
@telsha8376 5 жыл бұрын
I loved his accent
@MinniChii
@MinniChii 5 жыл бұрын
@@daltonleal3358 or vaso vagel. I have vaso vagel, and pass out when I am vertical and receiving injections.
@zofiaszymanska3603
@zofiaszymanska3603 5 жыл бұрын
He's polish i Angelo by the name ( because I'm polish too )
@scarlett8782
@scarlett8782 2 жыл бұрын
interesting idea: even if someone is your buddy's girlfriend, maybe don't tattoo anyone who is heavily intoxicated. I used to work as a piercer and we would regularly ask drunk clients to reschedule, and let them know we don't serve drunk or intoxicated clients. I hope she ended up being alright after falling off his table multiple times.
@jkmayfourteenth
@jkmayfourteenth Жыл бұрын
My artist says he refuses people under the influence as well.
@laciehamblin8584
@laciehamblin8584 4 жыл бұрын
When they move on purpose and say you “messed” up their tattoo I think they’re trying to scam you and get their money back
@angelinavaldez7235
@angelinavaldez7235 3 жыл бұрын
Yup. Just like when someone already has a fucked up bumper on their car and goes inside the store and asks the cashier to notify the owner of a red Jeep Cherokee that their car just got “hit” when it didn’t just to scam the insurance people into getting some money. (True story by the way)
@gBaldaconi
@gBaldaconi 3 жыл бұрын
@@angelinavaldez7235 that was.... very specific
@reneew8181
@reneew8181 5 жыл бұрын
the artist with the abortion story seems like the coolest person to get tattooed by ever
@Insectist
@Insectist 5 жыл бұрын
Dude exactly! Whats her IG?
@kylehinton7970
@kylehinton7970 5 жыл бұрын
@@Insectist jessabigelowtattoo
@juleso.5906
@juleso.5906 5 жыл бұрын
That's my tattoo artist, Jessa! I literally just saw her 3 days ago for another tattoo. She's the best!
@Saintsfan24
@Saintsfan24 5 жыл бұрын
Jules O. Definitely gonna check her out ! What did you get done if you don’t mind me asking
@juleso.5906
@juleso.5906 5 жыл бұрын
I got orchids on the side of my boob lmao. Not a big piece at all, but hopefully I’ll get something bigger next time! I’ll definitely go back to Jess for it.
@tcolondovich2996
@tcolondovich2996 5 жыл бұрын
"The worst thing that ever happened to me was when a girl pulled her boobs out and then started crying about them." Yeah I'd be traumatized too.
@ErinBrookes
@ErinBrookes 5 жыл бұрын
T Colondovich I was thinking the same thing. If that’s the worst thing that has ever happened to her then she’s got a great life. Geeze
@magicavocado6528
@magicavocado6528 5 жыл бұрын
Unless you like boobs
@scottstewart5784
@scottstewart5784 5 жыл бұрын
@@magicavocado6528 or sausage
@tonk2002
@tonk2002 5 жыл бұрын
Unless you're gay as shite*hints*
@DenVaagheid
@DenVaagheid 5 жыл бұрын
Wish i had a trauma like that but nooooo.
@nekomichii90
@nekomichii90 4 жыл бұрын
“Anacockta, is that what they call it.” Me, an intellectual: “Boa Cockstrictor”
@sydneygrace2665
@sydneygrace2665 4 жыл бұрын
Boa Condickter
@EndingTimes0
@EndingTimes0 4 жыл бұрын
Now, on the other hand, if you do a snake coming out of a vagina, it's called a boa cuntstrictor.
@teaguejelinek4038
@teaguejelinek4038 4 жыл бұрын
More like a garden cock
@dontcallmedaddy
@dontcallmedaddy 4 жыл бұрын
Manaconda is my go-to
@iongotsht4yu
@iongotsht4yu 4 жыл бұрын
king cockbra
@angusmcdeath8403
@angusmcdeath8403 4 жыл бұрын
I had a female client tell me that her uncle was paying for her tattoo because she has something over him... He is the father of her child 😯😯😯
@heathera7953
@heathera7953 4 жыл бұрын
That’s sad af ):
@angusmcdeath8403
@angusmcdeath8403 4 жыл бұрын
@@heathera7953 that it is
@angusmcdeath8403
@angusmcdeath8403 4 жыл бұрын
@J D nah New Zealand
@gwenyverreking5565
@gwenyverreking5565 4 жыл бұрын
Oh...my...
@viekenabilah6957
@viekenabilah6957 3 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@Holyspecter
@Holyspecter 5 жыл бұрын
Ok youtube there, I watched it. I don't even have tattoos.
@macyslaysxx8214
@macyslaysxx8214 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao it was in my recommended too.
@Holyspecter
@Holyspecter 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah... :\
@isabellabibby4512
@isabellabibby4512 5 жыл бұрын
lol me too
@okiedokie9048
@okiedokie9048 5 жыл бұрын
I KNOW RIGHT!?!? ITS BEEN RECOMENED FOREVER!
@iheartjazminandsalvia6145
@iheartjazminandsalvia6145 5 жыл бұрын
i dont have tattoos but i want one
@nalah7791
@nalah7791 5 жыл бұрын
I face palmed sooo hard at the sisters that didn't know how mirrors work😂😂😂 I think my brain is shaking
@JustinP
@JustinP 5 жыл бұрын
i love how they try to look different but all look the same, yikez
@JohnHenryEdenUSA
@JohnHenryEdenUSA 5 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how many people don't know how mirrors work.
@flynnswagmire4303
@flynnswagmire4303 5 жыл бұрын
I think mine is shrinking.
@celiaxo4183
@celiaxo4183 5 жыл бұрын
i lost quite a few braincells watching that
@nures2786
@nures2786 5 жыл бұрын
​@@JustinP get tattooed doesn't mean to want to be different, there's a meaning and now there's more people doing it because society kinda accept more this things than before. That's it...more respect and just enjoy the art
@courtneyylyn
@courtneyylyn 4 жыл бұрын
“When I was working in New Jersey, in Flemington...” Say no more, girl. Say no more.
@kyuu2
@kyuu2 3 жыл бұрын
Jessa seems like such a sweet and fun person to be around! "I'm gonna finish--you already did--let's do this thing" LMAO
@lucindaveloz2253
@lucindaveloz2253 5 жыл бұрын
Now I know why he wasn't a fan of the phoenix
@clairepekarek8007
@clairepekarek8007 5 жыл бұрын
I am the 100 like! :)
@Olivia_Hye
@Olivia_Hye 5 жыл бұрын
not the same guy but they look very similar lol
@Olivia_Hye
@Olivia_Hye 5 жыл бұрын
@Erissa Romero bro look at their names at the start of their segments smh
@andrewstacy9094
@andrewstacy9094 5 жыл бұрын
Different guy. I know they look the same besides having different skin colors and all but two different dudes that both dislike Pheonix tats. Matt Truiano and Ricky Borchert.
@devin9512
@devin9512 5 жыл бұрын
But the phoenix will rise again....
@lauraveronica2625
@lauraveronica2625 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else asking why only one EMT was at the world's largest tattoo convention? That poor EMT, probably running all over the place.
@BurnCorpoStuff
@BurnCorpoStuff 5 жыл бұрын
Cus the organizer was a cheap bitch
@joshythehand2960
@joshythehand2960 5 жыл бұрын
I have lots of ink.. and during a long sit while getting a big area colored in I got real dizzy.. weird because there wasn't any real pain.. but something about all that sticking over and over the same area totally made my head spin..
@joshythehand2960
@joshythehand2960 5 жыл бұрын
@Jack K may be that was it.. it was very odd. I've had long sits before.. and you do usually get an adrenaline buzz.. but this came on like I had downed a bottle of booze. Like my head was spinning.
@joshythehand2960
@joshythehand2960 5 жыл бұрын
@Jack K it had a lot of black shading.. and a lot of dark blue.
@EEnde
@EEnde 5 жыл бұрын
joshy the hand probs your body blocking out the pain for you so you disassociated and experiences that out of body feeling. I can't imagine that feeling
@RealToWonder
@RealToWonder 5 жыл бұрын
I cried imagining a woman standing in a shop, screaming, "I AM THE *ORIGINAL BATWOMAN*!!!"
@iridiumSerpent
@iridiumSerpent 2 жыл бұрын
The descendant of Charles Manson sticks out to me more
@blakeverdon4492
@blakeverdon4492 4 жыл бұрын
"I guess I should tell the ketamine story right?" O_O "Oh?"
@hieronymousblackmane9152
@hieronymousblackmane9152 5 жыл бұрын
don't tattoo drunk people folks, it's a mess and it's dangerous
@manasakuchana4203
@manasakuchana4203 5 жыл бұрын
Hangover film!
@youwish4555
@youwish4555 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the artist told that particular story. Yes, I understand he wanted to finish the job, especially at a convention, but... The piece probably came out looking like complete shit because she was trashed, never mind her moving around!?!
@famousforever8556
@famousforever8556 5 жыл бұрын
@@youwish4555 🙄
@youwish4555
@youwish4555 5 жыл бұрын
@@famousforever8556 I am not certain the implication of that emoji, however, if it's an eye roll at me in a sarcastic way, as if to imply that I'm exaggerating or incorrect? I've co-owned a shop since the early 00's, not to mentioned finished my apprenticeship & earned my shop license before buying into the shop. So I have somewhat of a professional opinion on the matter. That story being told about tattooing the drunken mess of a broad made the story teller sound *incredibly* unprofessional. You shouldn't tattoo someone that has had more than one beer. Period. Unless... One beer got the broad that sloppy drunk, which I doubt. Who knows 🤔
@d6d6d6d61
@d6d6d6d61 5 жыл бұрын
And he was OKAY with her husband HOLDING HER DOWN? WTF! Not okay!
@ihascutsiepie4023
@ihascutsiepie4023 5 жыл бұрын
Omg in the other episode the guy said he always denies doing Phoenix tattoos and everyone was confused and now he’s talking about pheonixes again 😂😂
@Olivia_Hye
@Olivia_Hye 5 жыл бұрын
theyre actually different guys. Matt Truiano talks about the phoenix face in this vid and Ricky Borchert is the phoenix guy from the other video. moral of the story is to never get phoenix tattoos.
@Olivia_Hye
@Olivia_Hye 5 жыл бұрын
@Erissa Romero na they're differnt dudes. they both bearded but 1 wears glasses
@Olivia_Hye
@Olivia_Hye 5 жыл бұрын
​@Erissa Romero na they arent also one guy has a neck tattoo and the other guy doesnt ur taking crazy pills dog
@andrewstacy9094
@andrewstacy9094 5 жыл бұрын
You're right! They BOTH wear glasses so they HAVE to be the same guy!!! Ya know, besides the fact that they're different styles of glasses, and the tattoos are different, and uhh... they're different nationalities.. besides all that tho, same guy. You've got a sharp eye missy.
@cieser128
@cieser128 5 жыл бұрын
1,000 like
@devonmitchell1058
@devonmitchell1058 5 жыл бұрын
The girl with the blue hair at 8:31 sounds like violet from the incredibles
@Schlutzer88
@Schlutzer88 5 жыл бұрын
Great... Now you can't unhear that lol
@mrsquid6990
@mrsquid6990 5 жыл бұрын
You cursed me with knowledge
@heyitsgabhy4406
@heyitsgabhy4406 4 жыл бұрын
I've never seen The Incredibles 🤔
@lafox2833
@lafox2833 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks now all I hear is violet
@kceleste4140
@kceleste4140 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I can't unhear this now
@CranesV2
@CranesV2 5 жыл бұрын
K-Hole Guy: I was in a k-hole Artist: I thought you were dying!! Well she ain’t wrong.
@isaimedel8152
@isaimedel8152 4 жыл бұрын
what is that ?
@InkAndPoet
@InkAndPoet 4 жыл бұрын
@@isaimedel8152 it's the state of blacking out after taking a massive hit of horse tranquilizer, or Ketamine as it's called.
@isaimedel8152
@isaimedel8152 4 жыл бұрын
@@InkAndPoet thanks👍
@InkAndPoet
@InkAndPoet 4 жыл бұрын
@@isaimedel8152 👌
@TheMegaPirate77
@TheMegaPirate77 3 жыл бұрын
The k hole feels pretty comparable to dying tbh
@youareperfect3383
@youareperfect3383 5 жыл бұрын
FINE I WATCHED IT KZfaq
@MrLendermanGaming
@MrLendermanGaming 5 жыл бұрын
The Potato queen!! really tho I have no idea why this kept getting suggested
@necrisro
@necrisro 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrLendermanGaming They changed some algorithms, i think it's related to music cause i get here from my daily rock, and i get videos with, tattoos, DIY slingshots, bikes, and things like that. I kinda dig it tho.
@zorrakas320
@zorrakas320 5 жыл бұрын
Swear hop on three times and see this everytime
@whytho8856
@whytho8856 5 жыл бұрын
same i kept having it recommended and thats literally why i watched it xD
@juliuspallotta6471
@juliuspallotta6471 5 жыл бұрын
@@whytho8856 IKR
@avigailbc1
@avigailbc1 5 жыл бұрын
I feel so normal after their stories
@geckojesus3322
@geckojesus3322 5 жыл бұрын
You arent, freak
@alivia9693
@alivia9693 5 жыл бұрын
Right? I got my first tattoo a couple of years ago and after the second session (two 3 hour sessions) I was like “oh my gosh I talked way too much and asked questions I was probably so annoying and she def made fun of me to her friends” and now I feel much better.
@avigailbc1
@avigailbc1 5 жыл бұрын
Gecko Jesus lol I get that a lot 😂
@nszoldyck1816
@nszoldyck1816 5 жыл бұрын
That’s not what she means lmao, I feel u tho Bc that just happened to me
@davidbouchard5451
@davidbouchard5451 5 жыл бұрын
Abby Bfree right?!?
@tiarnalees7640
@tiarnalees7640 3 жыл бұрын
I swear tattoo artists are some of the most hardcore resilient people I’ve ever met, “I’m gonna finish you already did” I’d kick him out lmao
@Maddym365
@Maddym365 4 жыл бұрын
That guy passing out every ten minutes story cracked me up. So did the “just put the furniture back!” Story
@9inchnailsthrougheachoneof790
@9inchnailsthrougheachoneof790 5 жыл бұрын
The blue nails look so classy and dangerous at the same time
@NumberOneCocteauTwinsFan
@NumberOneCocteauTwinsFan 5 жыл бұрын
Jessica Bigelow?
@NumberOneCocteauTwinsFan
@NumberOneCocteauTwinsFan 5 жыл бұрын
@AlreadyWon yeah
@valeriew4833
@valeriew4833 5 жыл бұрын
Blue polish recommendation: rich girl po boy by OPI
@tdmccoy1211
@tdmccoy1211 5 жыл бұрын
@@valeriew4833 thx!
@IAmTheSkinThief
@IAmTheSkinThief 5 жыл бұрын
@@NumberOneCocteauTwinsFan fuck you too.
@abbymeow1844
@abbymeow1844 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like that dude shouldn't of tattooed his buddies drunk girlfriend .... like, she was clearly too drunk to make a decision that will be on your body forever... "Hold her down" sounds creepy AF.
@abbymeow1844
@abbymeow1844 5 жыл бұрын
Your not! Alcohol thins your blood and it could cause you to bleed a lot during a tattoo
@evoltaocao5078
@evoltaocao5078 5 жыл бұрын
@@abbymeow1844 if they are kinda close like that i'd assume they had already talked enough about doing it and it was set in stone.
@IncidentalShine
@IncidentalShine 5 жыл бұрын
@@evoltaocao5078 I Nah that tattoo artist continuing was fucked up.
@svenmurphy-deyoung8209
@svenmurphy-deyoung8209 5 жыл бұрын
yeah that’s how i felt
@mhmmhm9344
@mhmmhm9344 5 жыл бұрын
Gzz Ra it’s still dangerous as alchohol makes the blood thin
@squidney6680
@squidney6680 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m goin finish, you already did” yooo 😂😂
@kaleixy
@kaleixy 5 жыл бұрын
Okay, but Lisette (the girl with the purple hair) is gorgeous.
@teaguejelinek4038
@teaguejelinek4038 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry she didn't accept your honeymoon invite man
@arthurwkm
@arthurwkm 4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@KaylaRawrz1
@KaylaRawrz1 4 жыл бұрын
Why do people find people with such small lips attractive, can’t do anything with those thin paper cuts
@yn209
@yn209 4 жыл бұрын
Kayla her lips isn’t even that small
@Keyser___Soze
@Keyser___Soze 4 жыл бұрын
Kayla they’re not that small and she is gorgeous and why are you hating so much?
@LauraSarahsMusicFilter
@LauraSarahsMusicFilter 5 жыл бұрын
"I am going to finish, you already did" lol Just picking myself up of the floor 😂
@fordprefect781
@fordprefect781 5 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure that was just precum but it is a great joke/statement.
@shells4152
@shells4152 5 жыл бұрын
Laura Sarahs - Music Filter same 😂😂
@Brandon11746
@Brandon11746 5 жыл бұрын
lmao!
@jasonsummit1885
@jasonsummit1885 5 жыл бұрын
I'd probably get one too with her, 😍
@ICPadict36
@ICPadict36 5 жыл бұрын
@@Marie-di5gl he definitely could lol
@New_Wave_Nancy
@New_Wave_Nancy 5 жыл бұрын
As a librarian, my favorite true library story is the time a coworker encountered two people in our fiction section, one with a tattoo gun plugged into one of our outlets, getting ready to give the other a tattoo.
@K0s_m0s
@K0s_m0s 5 жыл бұрын
This may or may not hurt you but, my best friend rippes book pages every time she goes to the library, she can't be stopped.
@user-jb3nf1mx2k
@user-jb3nf1mx2k 5 жыл бұрын
Ah, the library, the finest place for a tattoo
@cmmaynard59
@cmmaynard59 5 жыл бұрын
Heather Johnson
@CuttySobz
@CuttySobz 5 жыл бұрын
@@K0s_m0s wtf lol can't she just take a pic?
@K0s_m0s
@K0s_m0s 5 жыл бұрын
@Your Mother Hubbard honestly I don't think it's funny and all she tells be bout het family is that her sister is shit. But like yeah.
@kevinmiller2856
@kevinmiller2856 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA omg the girl in the orange sweater telling the flashing story was hilarious
@beautifulatrocities7588
@beautifulatrocities7588 5 жыл бұрын
The girl with the purple hair is soooo pretty
@alexclarke7675
@alexclarke7675 5 жыл бұрын
You should write to her
@TurboBonobo_
@TurboBonobo_ 5 жыл бұрын
Yep try a honeymoon
@elviseugene9468
@elviseugene9468 5 жыл бұрын
Which one
@beautifulatrocities7588
@beautifulatrocities7588 5 жыл бұрын
Elvis Eugene 0:03
@ixisuprflyixi
@ixisuprflyixi 5 жыл бұрын
Yea, but she knows it so...
@bee4838
@bee4838 5 жыл бұрын
"Sausage nipples" I had to pause so I could laugh for a solid five minutes
@pranavkp4571
@pranavkp4571 5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@blossom5775
@blossom5775 5 жыл бұрын
SHE had her boobs out in a public place crying now that I laughed for bout 10 solid mins and cept saying she is to drunk she taking cocaine or she a crackhead
@rockyaqua4382
@rockyaqua4382 5 жыл бұрын
'Sorry Ma'am, we have two options as far as nipples: Pepperoni or Sausage.'
@monkeybuttjones2175
@monkeybuttjones2175 5 жыл бұрын
omfg lol same
@baronvonhoughton
@baronvonhoughton 5 жыл бұрын
And that was the worst experience of the tattoo ladies life! Jesus she's had a nice life if seeing big nipples is the worst.
@kaitlyn.hopkins.12
@kaitlyn.hopkins.12 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna finish, you already did.” 😂😂😂😂
@angelcourtney1891
@angelcourtney1891 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@niyan9957
@niyan9957 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna finish you already did." I stopped breathing😂😂😂😂😂
@jessicam332
@jessicam332 5 жыл бұрын
“i’m going to finish... you already did” I CANT 😂
@shiray4310
@shiray4310 5 жыл бұрын
Tbh that artist shouldn’t have ever even tattooed a girl that drunk, friend or not.
@diorbutterfly2558
@diorbutterfly2558 5 жыл бұрын
lmfao all the stories and that’s the one you focus on
@SSJKenpachiZaraki
@SSJKenpachiZaraki 5 жыл бұрын
its a legit health concern
@sucubai
@sucubai 5 жыл бұрын
@@diorbutterfly2558 one of the first rules of being a tattoo artist is to not ink people under the influence. Alcohol specifically is a blood thinner and also raises the chances of passing out/throwing up
@shiray4310
@shiray4310 5 жыл бұрын
dior butterfly oh im sorry should i only focus on what you want me to focus on? Wanna pay my bills while you’re at it too? I can talk about anything i please on a public forum thank you very much (;
@the_emmasculator
@the_emmasculator 5 жыл бұрын
@@diorbutterfly2558 Its actually quite serious. Alcohol thins your blood and can increase bleeding during the tattoo. Not to mention her drunk behind rolling her fresh not even finished tattoo on the convention floor!! She could have gotten a serious infection.
@llamafromspace
@llamafromspace 5 жыл бұрын
Haha the singing lady with blue nails is a funny story teller.
@DyingIinyourarms
@DyingIinyourarms 5 жыл бұрын
I won't lie this is definitely me when I'm *SCOTTISH*
@sadee_znuts
@sadee_znuts 5 жыл бұрын
What’s the time stamp?
@dakotawright1193
@dakotawright1193 5 жыл бұрын
Bupple LPS it’s the last 2 storys
@avayoung9840
@avayoung9840 5 жыл бұрын
You know their names are litterly at the bottom of the screen right?
@leafyeevee5939
@leafyeevee5939 5 жыл бұрын
You mean Jessa, the blonde girl? Then yeah, she is! Sorry if I came across as rude or anything, I just thought you'd want to know her name... I'm not good at words, forgive me if that sounded bad
@ameliaevans6201
@ameliaevans6201 4 жыл бұрын
15:57 "I'm gonna finish, you already did..."
@isabellamunoz4188
@isabellamunoz4188 5 жыл бұрын
“like uh- anacockta” I DIED
@djwhaley
@djwhaley 5 жыл бұрын
the girl with purple hair is genuinely beautiful
@KeithK187
@KeithK187 5 жыл бұрын
You were the guy with the honeymoon itenerary weren't you?
@boj6798
@boj6798 5 жыл бұрын
@JayDaBaller how
@deathduspart1053
@deathduspart1053 5 жыл бұрын
Isnt it blue?
@boj6798
@boj6798 5 жыл бұрын
@@deathduspart1053 0:05 no its purple, but the girl with blue hair is pretty too
@djwhaley
@djwhaley 5 жыл бұрын
im taling about the girl at 0:05
@tsaqos
@tsaqos 5 жыл бұрын
I dont fool around here give me a phoenix in the face.
@yuni_strawberi
@yuni_strawberi 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kgskates6072
@kgskates6072 5 жыл бұрын
CrazyPanos2 lmao!!! 😂
@tsaqos
@tsaqos 5 жыл бұрын
@@jacquavus2812 oh shit sherlock
@gunzorzz
@gunzorzz 5 жыл бұрын
haha the 2sisters with the socalled "backwards writing" got me hahaaha
@cruelodeville5728
@cruelodeville5728 5 жыл бұрын
The BACKWARDS Sisters. I still laugh everytime i remember it. and commented 7 months later. still laughing.
@tamaraberry5738
@tamaraberry5738 5 жыл бұрын
I just learned what a k-hole is educational
@OwangeJooze
@OwangeJooze 5 жыл бұрын
I was doing K right before I saw this. It was litty titty
@aryan-zr7uh
@aryan-zr7uh 5 жыл бұрын
i get Ketta'd before every tatty.. works a charm
@deadskimountaineer
@deadskimountaineer 5 жыл бұрын
Hell of a drug.
@DanielPerez-wg9pv
@DanielPerez-wg9pv 5 жыл бұрын
Tamara Berry girl same the more you know 🌈⭐️
@MegaStonerTV
@MegaStonerTV 5 жыл бұрын
ffs
@jw6238
@jw6238 5 жыл бұрын
Just imagine, “I’M THE ORIGINAL BATWOMAN”
@stopbeingana-hole4151
@stopbeingana-hole4151 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna finish, you already did." CRRIINNGGEE😂😂
@silja7130
@silja7130 5 жыл бұрын
This has been on my “recommended page” for like 3 months . I’m watching it YA HAPPY KZfaq!?!
@cayleeg1718
@cayleeg1718 5 жыл бұрын
The two sisters one killed me
@alfonsoalonzo
@alfonsoalonzo 5 жыл бұрын
Anacocta.... thats great lmfao 10/10 stories
@likolagi
@likolagi 5 жыл бұрын
anacockta
@tomwatson6560
@tomwatson6560 5 жыл бұрын
"he was pretty strange" you don't say
@silvermoonshineX3
@silvermoonshineX3 4 жыл бұрын
dayymmn that thicc girl is not just hot af she's also hilarious in the way she told her story
@Violets6991
@Violets6991 4 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy at a convention no one would be around that was medically trained. Usually if someone fits you just time them to make sure it doesn’t go on longer than five minutes and call emergency services to guide you through medical advice you never leave someone as they can choke on their own tongue.
@jorrdan.
@jorrdan. 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna finish, you already did" IM DYING LMDOAOAO
@Holycryptonite47
@Holycryptonite47 5 жыл бұрын
*Man respect level for tattoo artists just went up a 1000 times*
@Andybeast-fw3nw
@Andybeast-fw3nw 5 жыл бұрын
1000 times zero is zero.
@alexreeves5947
@alexreeves5947 Жыл бұрын
Except for the guy that tattooed a drunk woman
@MJ-et2fy
@MJ-et2fy 5 жыл бұрын
The blonde, plus size artist is so freaking gorgeous.
@evamapianda
@evamapianda 5 жыл бұрын
10:29 I wish my gf looked at me the way that white girl looks at that black girl
@kripsin1100
@kripsin1100 4 жыл бұрын
Eva Mapianda I wish my gf would just look at me.
@laura-xt5jo
@laura-xt5jo 4 жыл бұрын
@@kripsin1100 me too
@Monica.1989
@Monica.1989 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a gf
@josmith8225
@josmith8225 4 жыл бұрын
Eva Mapianda switch ya drip 💧 up; and fuck her right; know how to be a playful ass hole. Call her a dick-a-saurus when she’s being nice; or just talk shit to break the ice. Pretend to be aggressive like you’ll beat her ass; but play it off, like you changed your mind because she’s cute and your a lover not a fighter. Just be yourself when being funny and talking shit to her.
@funsize69
@funsize69 4 жыл бұрын
These gals are so gorgeous holy fuck
@monty5093
@monty5093 5 жыл бұрын
“I did 2 rails of Ketamine” IM WHEEZING
@sufia2231
@sufia2231 5 жыл бұрын
the phoenix guy is back, there's so much passion behind that edit: they're 2 different guys but artists just got something against phoenix's ahah
@mischa2643
@mischa2643 5 жыл бұрын
sufia different dude-they just look pretty similar!
@jennawoollard7169
@jennawoollard7169 5 жыл бұрын
Wohoo I’m the 666th like
@jamie2563
@jamie2563 5 жыл бұрын
sufia pretty sure you’re wrong
@mischa2643
@mischa2643 5 жыл бұрын
sufia with two different names?
@sufia2231
@sufia2231 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamie2563 haha whoops i realize that now ty
@GrasshopperKelly
@GrasshopperKelly 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna finish, you already did" All I can think of was "Oh No!..." while starting to transition from a little laughter to crying, and "brave"
@aamu3
@aamu3 5 жыл бұрын
that purple haired woman is absolutely GORGEOUS!! damn i love purple.. EVEN HER NAILS SUIT HER HAIR . i want purple hair now
@redapplejuuice
@redapplejuuice 5 жыл бұрын
Surprising that so many people throw up while getting a tattoo
@LemonSte
@LemonSte 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's making me scared to get tattooed!
@Kayyjii
@Kayyjii 5 жыл бұрын
lemon ste it’s unlikely that you’ll puke. It’s fine
@Firepaw20011
@Firepaw20011 5 жыл бұрын
In cases where the person isn't sick or drunk, puking can sometimes be a reaction to pain.
@Kayyjii
@Kayyjii 5 жыл бұрын
Sarah yeahhh ::/ But I really hate needles & ive been fine every time. It depends on your pain tolerance, your anxiety, how complex the tattoo is (a lot of linework and shading? More needle time), and the placement.
@Firepaw20011
@Firepaw20011 5 жыл бұрын
@@Kayyjii I am terrified of needles, but am pretty okay with tattoo needles. I had a really nice tattoo artist do my first tattoo and she described the feeling as a mixture of sunburn and a cat scratch. It was more uncomfortable over areas where there's bone closer to skin but not too painful...but I've only had my arm done.
@nlzealand
@nlzealand 5 жыл бұрын
The tattoo is backwards had me dying!! lol!
@mommy2rae586
@mommy2rae586 5 жыл бұрын
SAME 😂💀
5 жыл бұрын
It was lowkey the best one lol
@st1lysh35
@st1lysh35 5 жыл бұрын
@ timestamp?
@ikrambishar2196
@ikrambishar2196 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@jairosendsit8667
@jairosendsit8667 5 жыл бұрын
She said “ I’m gonna finish you already did “😂😂😂😂😂🤯🤯🤯
@chasestanley2906
@chasestanley2906 4 жыл бұрын
That blonde girl next to the girl with glasses was hilarious
@alyssaleonard4176
@alyssaleonard4176 5 жыл бұрын
The girl with the blue nails was so hilarious
@bobbyjollins8091
@bobbyjollins8091 5 жыл бұрын
Which one
@alyssaleonard4176
@alyssaleonard4176 5 жыл бұрын
@@bobbyjollins8091 both of them are hilarious but I was talking about the blonde one
@GetOffMyy
@GetOffMyy 5 жыл бұрын
bobby jollins the fat lady
@will-he8kc
@will-he8kc 5 жыл бұрын
@@GetOffMyy that's fucking terrible to say
@b.scorpio5316
@b.scorpio5316 5 жыл бұрын
12:49 So at this point I'm like "This dude is having a stroke, like, he's gonna die, like, I killed the man"
@tmck4138
@tmck4138 5 жыл бұрын
3:49 *at group trauma therapy* “I’m hear after being in a ten year abusive relationship with my husband who tried to kill me and my son last month. I had to call the police and my son died in my arms after a shot to the head. What are you in here for?” *Starts sobbing* “a lady flashed her sausage nipples at me!”
@chelseavega7766
@chelseavega7766 4 жыл бұрын
The last girl’s story was the best 😂😂😂 I want more from her, she’s too damn funny
@neesan9962
@neesan9962 5 жыл бұрын
Platinum blonde and blue hair are the funniest/best ones here
@brittanyp5909
@brittanyp5909 5 жыл бұрын
Agreeeed lol
@adrianalejo5374
@adrianalejo5374 5 жыл бұрын
What are their instagram?
@marrinf332
@marrinf332 5 жыл бұрын
Adrian Alejo blue hair person’s insta is @skylerryantattoos
@mayamorton3178
@mayamorton3178 5 жыл бұрын
Nah
@nursebennie3256
@nursebennie3256 5 жыл бұрын
Thier jobs sounds like nursing.
@user-oq5io5cw9n
@user-oq5io5cw9n 5 жыл бұрын
The dude with the passing out client is my fav. He seems really sweet and I love his accent.
@olat319
@olat319 5 жыл бұрын
He's Polish 😊💁
@daniellewalker256
@daniellewalker256 4 жыл бұрын
Them: What’s your craziest tattoo story? Artist: so I was tattooing this super drunk girl... You can’t act mad about a client when you started tattooing them knowing they were drunk.
@xxliviebeanxx8536
@xxliviebeanxx8536 5 жыл бұрын
Omg when she just said “I’m gonna finish this tattoo, you already did” i literally choked
@laurenedmunds4174
@laurenedmunds4174 5 жыл бұрын
Could you do an episode about tattooed people dealing with their family or strangers saying things about their tattoos?! Maybe the weirdest stuff people tell them
@meowburi7612
@meowburi7612 5 жыл бұрын
Most common shit in Asian country is Are you a gangster
@itsukitamago606
@itsukitamago606 5 жыл бұрын
Meow Buri Its bad over there
@eddyram4932
@eddyram4932 5 жыл бұрын
Family members love mine, strangers often praise them and ask where I got them. No weird stories about them sorry. Overall people love them everywhere I've been. No video.
@eddyram4932
@eddyram4932 5 жыл бұрын
@@necrodemonic how old are you? If you're over 18, just do it. Don't get one on your hand, neck or face. Once it's on they can't say anything lmao.
@ellaw2789
@ellaw2789 5 жыл бұрын
Itsuki Tamago qxq
@nixcie
@nixcie 5 жыл бұрын
"Me and two of my buddies decided we're gonna do a three-way collaboration on a guy." ... Just sounds fun out of context XD
@aminaa5824
@aminaa5824 5 жыл бұрын
Why did I read that as soon as he said it
@donoutboy3128
@donoutboy3128 5 жыл бұрын
Amina Alamin me too ..what the fuck
@jamywilliams3571
@jamywilliams3571 4 жыл бұрын
omg Joice did one my tattoos back when I lived in NJ, she's super chill and so kind
@anthonyaguilar8092
@anthonyaguilar8092 5 жыл бұрын
“Ima finish. U already did” I love her.
@Wendyelise420
@Wendyelise420 5 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for the girl that shit herself and got sick, she's gotta live with that embarrassment I wanna hug her :(
@lukewatson3071
@lukewatson3071 5 жыл бұрын
But after she has cleaned herself up... right? XD
@josh2232
@josh2232 5 жыл бұрын
Nah she stinky
@ok-ye3wr
@ok-ye3wr 5 жыл бұрын
Thirsty fucks in these replies
@xXx_Rose_xXx
@xXx_Rose_xXx 5 жыл бұрын
Ew
@skobird2732
@skobird2732 5 жыл бұрын
Eh, a tattoo room if it was a legit place is pretty secluded. Outside of going back to that same shop, no one would really know it happened to her. Unless she had a 'friend' there who went around and told everyone lmao
@ginaxp8807
@ginaxp8807 5 жыл бұрын
the blonde thick girl makes my heart MELT
@arielsummer6987
@arielsummer6987 5 жыл бұрын
She is hot
@sHURA94
@sHURA94 5 жыл бұрын
She is cute
@ginaxp8807
@ginaxp8807 5 жыл бұрын
@AlreadyWon tf u on, shes cute as hell too but dont diss cute thick blonde girl
@meganmccormick298
@meganmccormick298 5 жыл бұрын
apparently the guy she was tattooing thought the same thing.
@user-le5uc3hw2d
@user-le5uc3hw2d 5 жыл бұрын
She’s so pretty
@twodonbuck
@twodonbuck 4 жыл бұрын
the two sisters mirror story is by far the funniest
@valerieherman9072
@valerieherman9072 2 жыл бұрын
This whole episode had me on the FLOOR omfg
@applesenpai4060
@applesenpai4060 5 жыл бұрын
“Omg It is backwards!” “Sausage nipples.” Me: **Laughs a solid 15 minutes** Edit: thank u person for correcting my awful spelling u-u
@SalandFindles
@SalandFindles 5 жыл бұрын
Hey. It's spelled nipples.** Bye.
@kaitlinmcdougal1754
@kaitlinmcdougal1754 5 жыл бұрын
SalandFindles they spelled nipples right
@megansamuel163
@megansamuel163 5 жыл бұрын
@@kaitlinmcdougal1754 they changed it
@SalandFindles
@SalandFindles 5 жыл бұрын
@@kaitlinmcdougal1754 Notice the (edited) thing? That's because of me. They noticed my correction and edited their comment.
@kopi3c
@kopi3c 5 жыл бұрын
Apple_ Senpai Why did I keep a straight face
@Psychoanalytical87
@Psychoanalytical87 5 жыл бұрын
Why would you even attempt to tattoo someone who has had alcohol or is insanely drunk?
@olivierduncan6926
@olivierduncan6926 5 жыл бұрын
I think they usually try to avoid tattooing people who are drunk
@orangepiiko2946
@orangepiiko2946 5 жыл бұрын
Psychoanalytical87 whoa calm down, they were just joking around
@cheyenne-588
@cheyenne-588 5 жыл бұрын
My dad told me he got blackout drunk and they all woke up with the bacardi symbol on the back of their necks 😂
@jennhoff03
@jennhoff03 5 жыл бұрын
While it is against the law, they would miss out on SO MUCH BUSINESS if they only tattooed sober people!
@cheymilion3168
@cheymilion3168 5 жыл бұрын
@@cheyenne-588 another guy with my name.
@molotownation3147
@molotownation3147 5 жыл бұрын
haha the tattoo is backwards story happen'd to me 1 time as i have got my first tattoo with letters :D but the mirror effect just gave me a 10 minutes panic attack
@matt00794
@matt00794 Жыл бұрын
I have to come back to this video every so often for the ketamine story. it's just so wild to me I love it.
@kianajanis6239
@kianajanis6239 5 жыл бұрын
Oml the girl with blue hair and the white top did my sister's tattoo!
@hinaw0w395
@hinaw0w395 5 жыл бұрын
Where?
@Hessed3712
@Hessed3712 5 жыл бұрын
iiPandaGamesii 😎 cool
@beavertrapper330
@beavertrapper330 5 жыл бұрын
Camilla Tesafaye if you really wanna know where, go to instagram and look her up. But don’t come on youtube lookin thirsty
@hinaw0w395
@hinaw0w395 5 жыл бұрын
@@beavertrapper330 No, you are just dirty minded and misdirected. I just wanna know where the blue haired girl's tattoo parlor is.
@reemyziz
@reemyziz 5 жыл бұрын
Brandon Garvick Lmao he just asked where her place is, just because you’re a pervert doesn’t mean everyone is
@hannagraves3472
@hannagraves3472 5 жыл бұрын
The girl with the blue hair talking about the guy moving the furniture was hilarious and adorable all at the same time
@shannishanni5479
@shannishanni5479 5 жыл бұрын
Your pfp is so fucking cute
@theKRB93
@theKRB93 4 жыл бұрын
I love how chill Jessa Bigelow is about the whole penis-on-the-hand thing, I like to think I'm a pretty composed person but I seriously doubt I could sing-on-the-inside my way through that particular situation
@brittanyr9471
@brittanyr9471 5 жыл бұрын
I thought the guy telling the story about the sisters was going to say they were playing a prank on him.
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