My initial thoughts of all the mascots: 1:25 Anaheim: Donald Duck divorced Daisy and went on to become a professional hockey player for the Ducks. I give it a 6/10. It’s accurate to their Disney history, but Wild Wing is far superior. 1:45 Arizona: Howler recently got fired and took some drugs with Wile E. Coyote to distract himself from the fact that the Yotes may be perusing a better future in Houston. It looks like he’s been sleep-deprived for 6 months. Cool looking mascot though. 7/10. 2:09 Boston: He looks scared. His PTSD was most likely caused by an encounter with a Florida Panther. Not digging it. 2/10 2:49 Buffalo: Holy shit! Put the coke down, bro! You look more like a Praying Mantis than a Buffalo. 2/10 3:16 Carolina: Ever wondered what Hunter of the Oilers would look like if he was a serial killer? Well, here ‘ya go. Looks pretty good, though. 7/10 4:17 Columbus: As a Kings fan, I’d much rather enjoy waterboarding myself with a Sharks jersey than being anywhere within 15 feet of this guy. My real question is: “How the hell did Jim Henson go from the Muppets to this?!” -♾️/10. 4:43 Calgary: Not my cup of tea; or in this case, bucket of chicken. Looks like kids would find him enjoyable. 6.7/10 5:11 Chicago: The red angry bird is a Blackhawks fan? 2/10 5:41 Colorado: Nothing about this screams “Avalanche.” Instead, it tells me: “GET AS FAR AWAY AS YOU CAN.” 3/10 6:16 Dallas: I’m getting rabid just from looking at this guy. However, boy does that jersey SLAP! 6/10 6:52 Detroit: Can someone explain to me the fur at the bottom. Bro also slapped some redvines on his head and said: “Let’s do it. Let’s trade Bertuzzi. 4/10 7:18 Edmonton: WHAT ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH IS THAT?! That thing is scarier than the fuckin’ Draisaitl/McDavid line! -1/10! 8:03 Florida: Looks like the least intimidating of Florida’s Panther Species. It can probably still kick some Bruin ass though. I like it! 8/10 8:24 LA: I wonder what he won that crown for. Probably for scariest thing to ever be associated with the Kings (Besides Gretzky). If this ever became the Kings mascot, I’d just walk over to Orange County and the rest would be history. 1/10 8:49 Minnesota: Basically what Neil said. 2/10 9:17 Montreal: A bear with the… Habs? Why? Just… why? You could associate the Kraken with coffee and it’d make more sense. Once again, 2/10 9:39 New Jersey: Ok… this may be the best one I’ve seen so far. Sure, it may give me nightmares well into my midlife, but Holy Jesus! This mascot is awesome! 9.5/10! 10:21 Nashville: Aaaaand just like that, we return to absolute dogshit. 3/10. 10:44 NYI: This looks like Elmo’s adoptive father. Also, I’m not the best guesser, but I can only assume that the logo on the jersey is the logo of the beer he used to chug and throw at Elmo. Kids might like him though. 6/10 11:34 NYR: Again with the bears! Why not Lady Liberty? Or even maybe even a Pigeon? 4/10. 11:54 Ottawa: EEYikes! This looks like a crossbreed between Zoidberg, a chicken, and a wolf spider. This makes me actually kinda like 3D Senator. -3/10 12:27 Philadelphia: Did Gritty lose a bet with Iceburgh in which he had to shave his head and beard bald? It looks like what would happen if the Annoying Orange was made into a horror adaptation. 2/10 12:58 Pittsburgh: Since when did the Penguins go so bankrupt that they had to by an inflatable snowman from Big Lots? 0/10 13:22 Seattle: Wow. That is crazy. I do like it’s concept, but the execution makes me want to pee my pants. 7/10 for creativity. 13:40 San Jose: Ah, yes. My favorite team. The San Jose Icebergs. All I’m going to say is: real Sharks that KILL people are possibly friendlier than this monstrosity. Also, judging by what that looks like, I wouldn’t necessarily think that’s a bulge. 1/10 13:58 Stl: This is what the CBJ mascot should’ve been. Just don’t wear a Blackhawks jersey in St. Louis or else this guy will be on your ass quicker than you can say “It took them 52 years to win a cup.” Pretty badass though. 8/10 14:11 Tampa Bay: Crunchman if he were cooler. I think it’s pretty nice. 7.9/10 14:29 Toronto: Who needs a Polar Bear when you got a…………….. Turkey that looks like a retarded Pokémon……………. Get this damn thing out of my sight NOW! 2/10 14:54 Vancouver: Mamma Mia. This thing is the exact opposite of what Vancouver actually is. And it’s a BEAUTIFUL city! I’ve been there. 1/10 15:12 Vegas: This is the best one. No contest. It looks like a transformer too. And that’s awesome! 15/10! 15:48 Winnipeg: This looks like some rejected Paper Mario character. I do like the jersey he’s wearing. 6/10 15:59 Washington: His jersey says “Anals”; because that’s most likely what he’d do to you in the prison shower. Ok, that one was too far. 4/10.

I want a Washington Anals jersey for the memes

the mascots are giving me the hibbitey jibbetys

I don’t always agree on what the best and worst is with you but this time I definitely do! That Vegas one is amazing and the Columbus one looks terrible

This is hilarious. Your comments/observations while trying to keep a straight face made me laugh so hard.

I am dying in laughter. thanks for posting this.

THAT CAPITALS CONCEPT SENT ME! MY TEAM DID NOT JUST GET DONE LIKE THAT! XD

The Nashville one is terrifying but cool at the same time

WTF is that Oilers mascot?! I laughed so hard when I first saw it. All of these are hilarious, and some a little creepy.

I literally laughed out loud when I saw my Red Wings! 😂😂😂

16:12 The look on your face when you read the Caps logo is priceless

We need an A.I. generated jersey video now 😂

I was laughing so much during this, so many of these would scare the shit out of so many kids lol

Thanks for giving me a laugh after the way my Stars played tonight. Your reactions to PNS and Wash. 😂

6:27 Why is the logo better than there current one?

That Blackhawks mascot looks like he just got done meeting the Blue Jackets mascot

I haven't laughed that hard in a while lol

the Nashville mascot looks something from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

17:40 “Booba-looba-loobies” 😂

1:20 Wild Wing would turn this mudahfuka inside out.

3:10 Bros on MEGA METH

Definitely one of my favorite videos you've ever made. Couldn't stop laughing. When you saw that SJ Sharks mascot... Gold right there

I think we're all confused about the mascots too Neil

The Blue Jackets one looks like Mr Burns IRL

I just had a really rough day but wow this video had me laughing so hard it was just what I needed

I haven't laughed that much through an entire video in a long time. These were ridiculous and amazing.

Awesome stuff! Hilarious! 😂😂😂

This had me cracking up thank you

Such a well done video. The wife and I couldn’t stop layghing

This was one of the funniest videos I have watched about hockey, if not the funniest. I was dying, I literally almost choked on my food 🤣

This was fantastic 😂😂😂 Now you need to look at the other leagues with their AI mascots!

Haven't laughed this hard watching a video in a long time 😂

There aren't 32 mascots, a few teams don't have them. But these are interesting.

5:56 What have you been eating? 🤣

4:17 Tbh I feel like that’s a perfect mascot for a hurricane. Creepy as fuck. Looks like an aftermath torn up billboard or the curtains swinging out of a busted window

2:09 😂😂😂😂😂 pooh bear

10:36 pov trying to walk in the cheap snowpants ur mom bought 😂

Tonight's match up: The Columbus Baba Yagas vs The Washington A... Can we say that on broadcast? alright.... Tonight's Match up: The Columbus Baba Yagas vs The Washington Hockey Club.

The hurricanes one gave me huge Scooby Doo villain vibes

5:39 that’s a perfect explanation. He just saw his organization do something they shouldn’t: cover up an SA case involving their OWN PLAYER AND A COACH!!

"this is sad... this is really sad, sorta depressing" 🤣🤣🤣 neil...

A lot of these mascots giving off Five Nights at Freddie's vibes..... Looking at you Detroit lol

Ai will not recognize words entirely but that’s why Ai has interesting interpretations. Lol lol 😂 😂😂 the penguins mascot had oven mits on 😂

I love the Vagas one it so good it makes the actual mascot look like the AI generated one.

That is Washington jersey was a LIIIIIIIITTLE bit questionable 😂😂

Flames # 2 17:00 is wicked! Should be called Spitfire 🔥

The Islanders one weirdly works. Its reminds me of their fans in a way

This was a really good video

This is the funniest video ever 🤣🤣 “this guy’s like: AYE!” “Cavivees!” Sent me

9:14 you missed the Rambo bandana on the Wild mascot

Gritty passed out drunk at the watch party and someone had a razor 🤣🤣

NHL should do most of these

No offense to flyers fans but the blue jackets ai mascot looks like he could be Gritty’s great great great great great great grandfather after he went through withdrawal of everything

Penguins reminded me of the show, bananas in pyjamas 😂😂

That Oilers mascot looks a claymation character from like Wilson & Grommet, or something.

Also 15:34 is so badass give him hockey features and they should use it

As a Dallas Stars fan, that was incredibly terrifying mascot. We love Victor E. Green

6:16 The eyes on this one kind of remind me of the animal characters in the text-to-video website from 14 years ago, Xtranormal. Like, if the bulldog from Tom & Jerry and one of the female Xtranormal animals had a love child, this mascot might be the offspring. 7:17 Put a Montreal Canadiens uniform on this one and call him Coach Frenchy! The host of the Hockey Nation Live Show has a helmet kind of like that one, except it's all white. 13:58 My favorite--kid-friendly and cool at the same time. 16:55 Second-favorite, even if the snout on this one reminds me too much of the Space Cows from Sesame Street (mahna mahna). 18:15 I can understand why this one would be a favorite, but I can only see it being used in pre-game introductions, with this mascot leading the players into battle. Cheerleading or interacting with fans, not so much. I also wonder if the AI took a page from Power Rangers: Mystic Force (if so, good on the AI--I mention this because the armor reminds me of the armor Koragg wore in that series).

Your reaction N.I.P took me out 😂😂

That Columbus mascot is perfect 🫡

The Dallas mascot looks like it belongs in a FNAF game😂😂

Turn this into a try not to laugh challenge, I dare you. Impossible, I say. The Sharks mascot looks like it’d be on the news for the wrong reasons, I’d avoid it at all costs. The two Flames Mascots are a good representation of fire in mascot form. The Devils just needs the proper jersey. The real maple leaves is a cool touch for the Leafs mascot. The Vegas transformer looks awesome, don’t know why teams couldn’t go for something more like that. Just a few of my thoughts on these, really enjoyed this video!

I really want to see the Vegas one happen

Neil - I don't know bombs FBI - All right guys, pull up shop, this isn't the guy we're looking for, get the surveillance van back to the station

CBJ looks like a cross between jigsaw from the Saw movies and scrat from ice age 😂

Stanley and north look horrifying

16:13 the realization

Those Vancouver cababies need to step up next season

Favorite: Vegas, Arizona, Calgary 2 and Seattle Least: Columbus. The old mascot Boomer (cannon with Cap'n Crunch mustache) looks 1,000,000,000 times better.

Gritty went through chemotherapy

NHL mascot fever dream

DALL·E 3 A.I. generated international & NHL Ice Hockey jerseys will be mind-blowing. Nobody will match the almighty Gritty tho.

The Minnesota mascot looks like he takes the short bus to school

The Columbus one looks like a creature from the Backrooms! NO! LOL

these were so hilarious

A buffalo on cocaine! Sounds like a cocain bear sequel!

The Nashville mascot looks like it just popped out of Sigourney Weaver's stomach.

Alan Shields Hamilton South Lanarkshire Scotland. Neil your comments about the mascots had me in stitches a perfect way to start my day. The Blackhawks mascot looks like he has just started to feel like he is constipated big time to me. There is a lot of creepiness about the majority of these A.I Mascots & what the hell is going on with the Logos many of them are way off what they should look like. The Golden Knights A.I mascot is the best but the croch area is a little bit questionable on him. I also thought The Oilers mascot looked fairly realistic. Lots of terrible mascots & a few good ones but more terrible than good for me. Keep Safe Neil.

11:18 omg Neil got tricked by a ai…😂😂

Chicago looks like angry bird lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead

cute mascot for the bruins

that 2nd Tampa one gave Power Rangers vibes

a lot of these mascots look like they've seen some stuff.

Vegas one looks like Sauron from LOTR.

The Columbus one looks like it is in the backrooms, which just adds to the creepiness...

The Golden Knight reminds me of Dr. Fate.

the Oilers one is great

The AI flyers mascot look like the annoying orange

4:17 WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION?!

Ayoooooooo this was so funny. The Devils mascot looks like he has slides on. Rangers lost one of his lashes. Disrespect to my homie Gritty.

If the Islanders made that thing their mascot, we all know that the majority of Isles fans would beat the ever living daylights out of it much like their former defunct mascot Niles back when they used to wear the Fisherman jersey’s full time.

The Chicago mascot looks like he is stuck in permanent disbelief. Like he could believe someone just shit in his cheerios right in front of him

I would get that Washington jersey im ngl

The Columbus one looks like Ben Franklin

Edmonton's mascot ... with the "Oliers" logo not Oilers 😂😅😂😅

17:37 omFG "booobilobiloobies"

Honestly if they made a real version of the jersey from the senators mascot, i think it would sell well

The 3 bears @16:35 are supposed to be (I think) the 3 Bare Bears but the black bear should be a polar bear that refers to himself in the 3rd person (Icebear). Also: Another vote for the one @ 15:10 (Vegas) needing to be real.😍

AI generally doesn't do logos or text correctly in order to avoid issues with language or copyright ... usually.

Since when did Crow T Robot leave the Satellite of Love to become Detroit's new mascot??