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The Daily Show takes a look at the shady business that rich people have been up to lately, including Robert Kraft’s prostitution charges and the college admissions bribery scandal.
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@verleyvalerius8780 4 жыл бұрын

"Lori! Lori! Lori! Pay for my tuition, Lori!!!!!"😂😂😂 There I cracked! 😂

@gogetter6837 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ahelzalmaj8647 3 жыл бұрын

Haha me to😂🤣😂

@verleyvalerius8780 3 жыл бұрын

@@ahelzalmaj8647 lol 🤣🤣

@ahelzalmaj8647 3 жыл бұрын

@@verleyvalerius8780 what do yo mean

@verleyvalerius8780 3 жыл бұрын

@@ahelzalmaj8647 lol = laugh out loud (same as haha)

@MissBlueEyeliner 4 жыл бұрын

The more money you have, the less jail time you get. The less money you have, the more jail time you get. ~equality~

@vizo5945 4 жыл бұрын

@ritagomes7838 4 жыл бұрын

I think you meant ''correlation'' not ''equality'' there...

@nanochic 4 жыл бұрын

@@ritagomes7838 p sure it was sarcasm.

@ritagomes7838 4 жыл бұрын

@@nanochic O'really?!?...

@nanochic 4 жыл бұрын

@@ritagomes7838 r/woooosh

@reddraghain 4 жыл бұрын

Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.

@DrDomich 4 жыл бұрын

@Brer Rabbit exactly

@SabrinaRina 4 жыл бұрын

Why that wasn't a go-to idea I have no idea. Make them owe the regular tuition of their child and pay up their bribery towards a national fund or scholarship. Edit - Yeah, more than the original amount is better.

@WhompingWalrus 4 жыл бұрын

Could make 'em all invest in a gigantic collective fund that's reinvested and serves to grant scholarships to struggling students for decades to come. Could name it something humiliating, too. That'd be poetic justice.

@joachimb9305 4 жыл бұрын

But isn't their actions (at its core), at least somewhat understandable in a society where education isn't free? Some higher education may cost you, to varying degrees from very low, to more private options, but still within a manageable student loan -- this is the Nordic model and much of Europe as well. When such basic options in life is at least available (with some effort) to everyone, corruption goes way down IMO.

@WhompingWalrus 4 жыл бұрын

@@joachimb9305 This scandal isn't about the cost of higher education - it's about the space available for those who want to attend the most prestigious universities. There are only so many slots for people to attend, and this scandal was about wealthy people cheating to appear better in the metrics which determine who gets those slots - like by cheating on the entrance exams. It was supposed to be a system largely based on aptitude and merit. Of course the price of higher education in the US is also an issue, but I'm pretty sure that's not what this particular scandal is about.

@charliest.dennis9230 4 жыл бұрын

I lost it at “pay my tuition, Lori!” Lmaooooo

@Nzosaba_Matenge 3 жыл бұрын

That girl resonates with me

@conradakesiga7304 3 жыл бұрын

Mine tooo

@tranlananh5344 2 жыл бұрын

Unrelated but at 1:53 why is it funny

@brianpetersen3429 4 жыл бұрын

The sad truth is that the rich have always felt they are above the law, and have usually been treated as such throughout history.

@landya.9258 4 жыл бұрын

they are not above the law... they made the law

@BlueSky-oe4fn 4 жыл бұрын

Have some compassion, they are suffering from affluenza. jk

@anotherpointofview222 4 жыл бұрын

@@landya.9258 Thanks, was just going to comment, not above the law, but able to influence its writing, adoption and enforcement through people who are lawyers, politicians, and judges. Involving the use of money.

@markfoster1520 4 жыл бұрын

We read in History where the Common Man created Institutions and Checks & Balances and have a Voice today! In a Hundred Years...we will finally Know...We are Strong & it's not the 13th, 16th or 21st Century anymore! No way! Now we have the Power! ...in the 23rd Century.

@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 жыл бұрын

Feudalism, in a word. This is not a democracy by any means. It's so blatant that its ridiculous to think otherwise.

@navysniper4391 4 жыл бұрын

“Just buy a smarter kid” oof

@joechew1412 4 жыл бұрын

Totally true

@marjoriegrant9733 3 жыл бұрын

Justice is served

@deborahlivingston6989 3 жыл бұрын

That’s another crime these rich people are often guilty of-pedophilia and sex trafficking of children...HORRIFIC CRIMES AFAI ST HUMANITY!

@sheilataylor5948 3 жыл бұрын

@shirleyhernandez4816 2 жыл бұрын

@@joechew1412 1 see Trevor Noah see

@gurusmurf5921 4 жыл бұрын

"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office" -Aesop

@samoakes1304 3 жыл бұрын

So true unfortunately

@impiusmephisto4476 3 жыл бұрын

So your saying I'll be king if I steal the crown jewels?

@Seldomane 2 жыл бұрын

If only people realized a proper hanging or bullet to the head is more humane than electricity or poison, also a lot less expensive, coincidentally. >.> Until we are governed by those who are paid minimum wage, nothing will change.

@joannapilgrim 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite line was that Jussie Smollett ‘was judged by the content of his character not the color of his skin’ 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Well done Trevor; well done!

@kawaiiskeleton297 4 жыл бұрын

“My God the assholery!” My new favorite phrase😂😂👌🏻

@trumpetmusic5672 4 жыл бұрын

Jeff Bezos is sitting somewhere watching this and thinking; "amateurs"

@lianarose1384 4 жыл бұрын

"Honestly, for that amount of money, just buy a smarter kid" 🤣😂

@banaalhariri6434 3 жыл бұрын

a fellow exo-l!!!!

@zirkyrie8916 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine when you realize that there is a real market for children, mainly in europe coz of the skin colour.

@lianarose1384 3 жыл бұрын

@@banaalhariri6434 yes haha

@nuradicahyaning9513 4 жыл бұрын

I love this guy...he is so smart and funny, talking about serious matters in a fun way...i laugh and get informed at the same time...

@thecoolkids2443 3 жыл бұрын

You should watch clips of the previous host, John Stewart. Super funny. Maximum sarcasm.

@twentyfirstcenturygothic 3 жыл бұрын

@@thecoolkids2443 KieraTota has a great archive of old daily show clips

@winter_silhouette 3 жыл бұрын

Trevor is very funny. But you should take his show with a pinch of salt and check other sources as well, for the news.

@aryehakujin4374 3 жыл бұрын

Sad part is this is a better way to get news and informed than actual news

@mikikhosi4906 3 жыл бұрын

He's also south african♥️

@grmpEqweer 4 жыл бұрын

The word "privilege," literally translates as "private law." How the law treats you depends highly on your class.

@Dinlitla 4 жыл бұрын

I try to learn something new every day. This is today's "something new" . Thank you!

@Mr_Azali 4 жыл бұрын

Why not be completely honest & include race in that. Unadulterated truth is what gets us out of this shit show that's been built by generations of peasants with money & power.

@jasonland455 4 жыл бұрын

The gap between the rich and the poor is what started the French Revolution

@stclemmons1969 4 жыл бұрын

I want my cake!!!!!!!!!

@edilangsultan3522 4 жыл бұрын

In general it was a revolution that aimed to throw away absolute monarchy, which is also taken as an example by nearby countries. It was a bloody shift towards establishing a Republic. No one wants to listen to Kings tax them to oblivion, even the good earning merchants, just to fund wars (they recently participated in the Amercan war for independence against the Brits) and see the Royal Family doing well for themselves. Monarchies are kinda like socialist countries somehow, you pay huge tax to the Royal Family whenever they want to, and if you are unfortunately born a peasant, there's virtually no way to get out of that class.

@towoawawaboofficial 4 жыл бұрын

Yet, nothing changed

@rebeccac8011 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's time that gap starts another revolution here.

@SUPER_WOLFMOON 4 жыл бұрын

And pretty much every revolution ever!

@ForeverMe543 4 жыл бұрын

In ref to the college scandal: I'm disabled. Ive been denied ssi and I'm still in appeal. I was illegally kicked out of community college and couldn't fight it. I can barely afford to go to school online half time because the gov granted me some help due to my disability. But I don't have a laptop. I can't afford books. I can't afford to go full time. These rich parents should be ASHAMED of themselves and frankly I wouldn't mind them paying my way after all the suffering I've been through.

@damonguzman 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to hear that, how are you disabled?

@kellyc4866 4 жыл бұрын

You wouldn't mind them paying for your tuition but they would mind paying for you. You see, things have to work both ways and currently, the odds are in their favor, not yours.

@mads1097 3 жыл бұрын

do you have a venmo or gofundme? i would be happy to help you out in any way i can! us college students have to stick together!

@khirsah666 3 жыл бұрын

Damn... my country is shitty but at least college is free and government pay extra money for your expenses and your dorm if you're poor or successful. If you're not poor you can still get the money to pay it later when you graduate and get a job.

@DarkAttack14 3 жыл бұрын

@@damonguzman I love your direct nature in asking that question. Most people don't have the balls to check up when someone makes a claim like that its refreshing to see!

@couragekarnga8735 4 жыл бұрын

We're a rich country being run by a guy who's gone bankrupt six times. What could go wrong?

@stclemmons1969 4 жыл бұрын

We will get Forbed!

@spoton95 4 жыл бұрын

Rich country?

@stclemmons1969 4 жыл бұрын

@@spoton95 crazy rich country

@spoton95 4 жыл бұрын

StClemmons, in compare to what?

@stclemmons1969 4 жыл бұрын

@@spoton95 That was just a play on the Rich Crazy Asians movie....

@deborahlivingston6989 3 жыл бұрын

Trevor, America NEEDS YOU! Your honesty and freshness give me hope for our nation. Stay safe.

@floranightwing2969 3 жыл бұрын

Yes this guy is fantastic

@faseiolasec9770 3 жыл бұрын

We're a rich country being run by a guy who's gone bankrupt six times. What could go wrong?

@nattydreadlocks1973 4 жыл бұрын

Their kids have had the best of everything and still can't get into that one certain school. It wasn't meant to be.

@jwoolman5 4 жыл бұрын

nattydreadlocks1973 - Where were their parents when they were goofing off in high school? And there are huge numbers of colleges and universities in this country. People who don't need financial aid would have no trouble finding one that would accept them. They don't need a diploma from some Ivy League school and whatever USC is. Does ivy even grow in California?

@dwhite8997 4 жыл бұрын

@Bunkiebe is this from the Kardashian playbook? 🤣🤣🤣

@melodypond1003 4 жыл бұрын

I am the child of fairly wealthy parents (upper middle class) but I still financial aid and I have no chance of getting that at a school like USC. I’m glad I stopped getting wrapped up in acceptance rates and the “prestigiousness” of schools.

@atomicman2307 4 жыл бұрын

I beat their kids on the sat and I come from the projects in the hood

@constancejenkins3867 4 жыл бұрын

@@atomicman2307 It's CLEARLY NOT where you come from it's How bad you want it and to Grow and Change your life.!! Oh ..and Congratulations to you

@nosiphomanzini2315 4 жыл бұрын

I am obsessed with this show 😢.... I bindge watch these episodes.

@calvinwarren6732 4 жыл бұрын

Lori! Lori! Pay for my tuition!!! Lol 💀☠

@MrQuangvha 4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe aunt Becky got indicted before Trump.

@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 жыл бұрын

Really? Nowhere in the bible does it say the antichrist will be indicted.

@julespeace684 4 жыл бұрын

To Ken Allen, ever hear the joke... The Devil moved the Fence 5 feet into Heaven, God told him to take it down. Devil “No, lets go to court and by the way the best Attorneys are this side of the fence”. It did not end well, we were cursed with tRumpaDump for FAUXTUS. That was the Devil’s pay back, poor losers.

@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 жыл бұрын

@@julespeace684 I recall a similar version of that joke but I completely understand. To be fair to Trump, I dont honestly think he is the antichrist. I just believe he is the path upon which the antichrist will walk freely upon.

@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 жыл бұрын

@Jennifer Erickson My money is on Jared Kushner, and I may be murdered for this, but I dont think the beast will carry his mark upon his body. Yet demand loyalty from others. I think the hairpiece is a parasite of some form that will clarify itself in time.

@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 жыл бұрын

@Jennifer Erickson Hairpiece=illegal alien of some form

@genewilson186 4 жыл бұрын

The rich get richer the poor get prison.

@tenacious645 4 жыл бұрын

It makes me have close to no respect for the justice system. I adhere to my own code of ethics. I try not to affect others in ways I wouldn't want to be affected. Other than that, fuck the law.

@skbwolverine 4 жыл бұрын

And the rich get richer from keeping poor people in prison. Privatization of prisons is big money.

@Toneloke-xm9jv 4 жыл бұрын

privatizing any industry always leads to corruption

@loc978 4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget why prisons make the money they do. Prisoners are the last case in this country where slavery is still legal. It's still practiced elsewhere, but in prison it's officially condoned by the powers that be.

@thamilucky4820 3 жыл бұрын

I think you should make a show like this in South Africa, people are not watching news anymore and I personally think this is a new way to watch news❤ We love you trevor

@KennethandJoyce 4 жыл бұрын

Admit if your guilty and we will let you go 😂😂😂😂

@shellikalton130 4 жыл бұрын

I don't think they should go to jail. I think that they should give the same amount of money to fund students who would have been denied because of their actions. They should also do community service.

@Pcarnevaaa 4 жыл бұрын

I mean they could fund a scholarship for underserved students who have the smarts but not the money. Imagine 500,000 in a scholarship fund with it building interest could save many students.

@aadityaphadnis8399 4 жыл бұрын

May be they should. Then the lawmakers would do something to improve the broken prison system.

@balboa-capital 4 жыл бұрын

That's still paying your way out of jail. People are quick to shun rich people for paying their way out of crimes, but if the money is offered to you, then you quickly change your tone

@Tankliker 4 жыл бұрын

The joke is that is no even needed that all riches do that but only a small amount of them. You can do so much with that money that now is unreachable behind bankaccounts.

@andiward7068 4 жыл бұрын

Why should they not be in jail?? Do the crime(s), do the time.

@MalikDShawn 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that he continues to call her by her Full House name "Aunt Becky" is hilarious

@shuttlegirl1749 3 жыл бұрын

I love how he starts the jussie smollett segment 😂😂😂I wouldn't have started it with a straight face either

@kelleycondon6504 4 жыл бұрын

Smiling and signing autographs lol I'm glad she was caught

@Gaeilgeoir 4 жыл бұрын

I can't decide which I love more: Trevor cracking up at that audience member's groan at 8:04 or the way the end-of-video music kept playing and then tricked us into more Trevor again and again. Well done! More videos like this, please, Trevor! 😁😁😁

@mammawlee 11 ай бұрын

😊

@supercringe1632 4 жыл бұрын

Trevor the only one that keeps me updated in the best way 👍🏾

@jeffwanakacha4983 3 жыл бұрын

Took me this long to ever comment on a Trevor Noah joke..but hey- First thing that happened on this one- he laughed soooooo hard. And- I laughed, instinctively, just as hard!!

@catherineangeles5544 4 жыл бұрын

Laurie,pay for my tuition fee is super hilarious😄😄😄

@Karlthegreat84 4 жыл бұрын

She was looking at the camera while yelling that. Knew that it was going to be broadcast :D

@AlanHope2013 4 жыл бұрын

@@Karlthegreat84 I thought it sounded like one of Trevor's reporters. The blonde one, I forget her name. Desi Lydic, that's the one.

@Karlthegreat84 4 жыл бұрын

@@AlanHope2013 Maybe, either way it's hilarious :D

@hardlessons9732 4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@lkhjsdfg 4 жыл бұрын

Another reason sports should have nothing to do with education.

@ADetailedHouse 4 жыл бұрын

Scott Cox Agreed. That's exactly why Ivy League colleges do not offer athletic scholarships. If kids spent all those hours, weeks, years learning/studying, instead of playing sports, even just part of the time & dedication, kids would get into better schools.

@LouMontana-wc7nr 4 жыл бұрын

AMEN!

@CoryMck 4 жыл бұрын

@@ADetailedHouse They don't? Since when?

@mysticwolf39 4 жыл бұрын

As a soccer player myself I agree.

@AnexoRialto 4 жыл бұрын

I think that's an American thing. University sports are a very small amateur endeavour in most countries.

@smokydiyeap1373 4 жыл бұрын

How arrogant to be signing autographs before your trial!

@TheWheelchairGuy 4 жыл бұрын

Where does Trump get his Milk from? Mos-Cow

@tylerhackner9731 4 жыл бұрын

Ba dum tsshh

@supremacy2040 4 жыл бұрын

Great dad joke, I’m gonna take that one into my repertoire

@pietrojenkins6901 4 жыл бұрын

Lool ,i guess he gets his meat from Slo -vealia too?

@supremacy2040 4 жыл бұрын

Pietro Jenkins and his pussy from Jhina. Oh we were talking cows. Ooopps

@bookashkin 4 жыл бұрын

It's just a conspiracy theory pushed my Rachel Mad-Cow

@SensationalBanana 4 жыл бұрын

We already live in the hunger games. The decadence of the 1% is disgusting. There wouldn't be poverty and starvation if the rich werent hoarding the wealth they get from the broken backs of the many.

@markfoster1520 4 жыл бұрын

"How do you you think they got so Rich?" Oh...you just answered it.

@wolfila8873 4 жыл бұрын

Wait...? You really think that the existence of rich people causes poverty and starvation? How does that work? Rich people are rich because they've exchanged goods or their talents that people need/want in exchange for money. They are creators of wealth. They are solvers of problems. If you're going to generalize all bad things of "rich people" because what some of them do (like cheating taxes) then generalize the goods things as well, won't you?

@joanbowden7634 4 жыл бұрын

U just reminded me of the time my late husband had to do a stage for a KY horse farm. He came home telling me that the "cheapest" car there was a Jaguar. Long story short, he brought home filet mignon, fresh lobster, caviar, unopened bottles of champagne (not the cheap stuff), gorgeous centerpieces, u name it! Guess what the hosts were gonna do w/ it? U got it....trash it! Must be nice to be that rich that u can just trash food like that w/ no regard for other's hunger.

@j-me6317 4 жыл бұрын

@Morgoth Bauglir I'd assume that many of the CEO's of yesteryear were the ones who built companies from the ground up, and had more respect for the workers because they used to be one themselves, instead of going to an elite college, and taking the fast track to being an executive.

@SensationalBanana 4 жыл бұрын

@@wolfila8873 I don't think so, I know so. The US is a prime example on what happens when Capitalists are allowed free roam. Your worship of the rich won't make your life better. They couldn't care less about you.

@indominuswrex9465 4 жыл бұрын

"They keep rubbing their money in people's faces!" And now we want to see them suffer like we do 😁

@fbpo1699 3 жыл бұрын

Kinda ironic, the dude that said that was wearing a $40k Rolex Day-Date

@cynthiarichardson8189 4 жыл бұрын

Trump promise the USA they are gonna be so rich so fast. Almost 4 years ,Still waiting

@Fate263 4 жыл бұрын

...pretty sure he didn't mean US, specifically... As his actions show.

@EmyN 4 жыл бұрын

He is a pathological liar

@watcherenjoyer123 3 жыл бұрын

Taypayer money is being stolen and no tax audits went out.

@lindawoodring7404 3 жыл бұрын

@kjbaker8532 3 жыл бұрын

@theresav1679 4 жыл бұрын

How is it this video is hilarious and yet completely depressing? All at the same time. 😔😔😔😟😟😟

@danrion8839 4 жыл бұрын

Money can't buy Smartness for students. Look at Trump.

@zealousprogrammer4539 4 жыл бұрын

@ThePark 627 I got ya Smartn[l]ess (without) hahaha

@zealousprogrammer4539 4 жыл бұрын

@ThePark 627 No, I feel no sympathy for Trump whatsoever!

@Pcarnevaaa 4 жыл бұрын

“UPenn” lol

@elaexplorer 4 жыл бұрын

But it can buy that piece of paper that employers decide is more important than intelligence or aptitude. And if it comes from the same place the boss's came from you'll definitely going to get the job, as long as you can schmooze long enough for the interview. And let's face it A LOT of people fail up.

@leiajiang7877 4 жыл бұрын

Illiterate

@harmscharm 4 жыл бұрын

“ Pittsburgh entertain me”omfg😂

@AndiDuck 4 жыл бұрын

Laurie !! Laurie !! Pay my tuition !! funny sound bite of the year . The only funnier one would have been when police carried Julian Assange out of the Ecuadorian embassy like a plank of lumber and Julian Assange had yelled -- Trump!! Trump !! Pay my Lawyer !!

@noctxrnal_cnvs 4 жыл бұрын

The "Make him admit it in a room full of eagles fans" remark is gold!! 🤣

@noctxrnal_cnvs 4 жыл бұрын

@Rob Blokdijk 🤣🤣

@frankduku9387 4 жыл бұрын

Smart way of throwing more light on biased justice system in a hilarious manner..I love this show

@vanng799 4 жыл бұрын

Trevor is just brilliant, love him!

@ryuman757 3 жыл бұрын

20:27 Wow that clip aged beautifully 🤣🤣🤣

@leorictheskeletonking9462 4 жыл бұрын

If I had the money, I wouldn’t buy my kid into school, I buy the school!

@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 жыл бұрын

How about just getting them acting lessons. Then using your connections to get them gigs.

@Low_violin 4 жыл бұрын

Disney should take your advice for their kid Peter... #disneybuysonyalready

@sakurarayne 4 жыл бұрын

Or just you know.....teach them stuff...maybe a tutor?

@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 жыл бұрын

@@sakurarayne That's dangerous thinking. We're not talking about sense or morals here, we're talking about results guaranteed by money legally.

@justinjiang 4 жыл бұрын

Enough money to bribe , but not enough money to buy an entire achool

@sorasorisora 4 жыл бұрын

why is it that Trevor, Seth, and Stephen always take their hiatus on the same week lately? my sanity and sense of humor go rock bottom whenever they're not on air.

@celinetan7257 4 жыл бұрын

SAME I feel so empty!!! :’(

@tylerhackner9731 4 жыл бұрын

Same been trying to keep my sense of humor up.

@henrywilliams3355 4 жыл бұрын

And John Oliver is barely enough to tide us over because he's weekly and not daily...

@CallieMasters5000 4 жыл бұрын

August is a crap month for TV.

@bsing2u 4 жыл бұрын

Omg same here... Bill Maher is on my list as well.

@luiv6075 4 жыл бұрын

this is probably one of the best segments on tv. shedding light on the class discrimination that happens everyday

@jparry1942 2 жыл бұрын

Neil Brennan... I can't breathe! On point and hilarious. If you or yours are ever coming through Boone IA you got a (covid) safe haven. Thanks. Respect.

@kylestubbs8867 4 жыл бұрын

11:33 It’s a serious matter, but that part gets me every time.

@Luna15234 4 жыл бұрын

When you are that rich you start to think that you are above the law and can do anything And apparently, you can get away with it by just some community service😐 that's a shame

@ilikefoodcrazy 4 жыл бұрын

Thats life

@imalwayswatching1388 4 жыл бұрын

Actually, community service is a common punishment for first-time misdemeanors of this stature, regardless of wealth. I'm not going to argue that rich people dont have an advantage in the CJS cause that's obviously not true since they have access to better lawyers, but honestly, this is pretty standard.

@galemiller7422 4 жыл бұрын

Trevor Noah is the Best comedian I've seen in a long time! The jussie Smollett! Story is hilarious! I did not know Subway was open 24 hours either?until I saw the interview with Jesse Smollett making this so much funnier! 😂 Lol!❤️

@igorac 4 жыл бұрын

Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice” Son: “I will choose my own bride!” Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.” Son: “Well, in that case…ok” Next, the father approaches Bill Gates. Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.” Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!” Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.” Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok” Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank. Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.” President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!” Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.” President: “Ah, in that case…”

@danielshaw9979 4 жыл бұрын

Wow. 😲👍👏

@jameshirschmiller8077 4 жыл бұрын

Igor Carneiro o

@ralphjosephbanghulot7159 4 жыл бұрын

This is some crazy shit

@SabrinaRina 4 жыл бұрын

Yikes! Clever, but horrible.

@dwhite8997 4 жыл бұрын

Bravo! Well played sir.

@bushidotestu1997 4 жыл бұрын

Whole lotta people worshipping the almighty dollar

@ibrahimcisse9 4 жыл бұрын

Tetsu Hatano aint that the usa?

@bushidotestu1997 4 жыл бұрын

Khalil Cisse unfortunately

@jesterjacks3933 4 жыл бұрын

Shiiiiiit, money can't buy happiness but it gets you pretty damn close.

@Tcwilliams07 4 жыл бұрын

C.R.E.A.M. Sad but true

@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 жыл бұрын

Preachers needing jets, presidents needing walls and vacation expenses, God needing tithes. Man, we can go back forever with this stuff.

@aurelcruz4115 4 жыл бұрын

I was feeling bad for corruption in India now we have company

@padmajagannathan1148 4 жыл бұрын

Yay!

@zirkyrie8916 3 жыл бұрын

Nope man. U r amateurs combared to them.

@abhishekkulkarni2918 3 жыл бұрын

@@zirkyrie8916 if you find some free time.... Google Indian national Congress scams

@whitneyshiphrah56 2 жыл бұрын

@@abhishekkulkarni2918 have you met Nigeria?

@sandralybrand9407 3 жыл бұрын

Trevor is hilarious but also spot on!

@Reymii100 4 жыл бұрын

Did just anybody noticed that at 13:59 you can hear lucid dreams from Juicy Wrld in the background? wtf 😂

@goodnessmirikwe6595 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh it’s juice wrld not juicy

@leulmuluneh8372 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too

@mchras 4 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy that I have an education system that doesn't care about money or status or if you were class president or the star athlete in high school. Cheating is not even worth it over here because you get so much help and so many opportunities. But more importantly, I'm so happy that most colleges (even the most prestigious ones) are tuition-free. No college debts for me or my parents!

@ebruphiyoemareyo7687 2 жыл бұрын

Where are you from?

@Thorium_Th Жыл бұрын

@@ebruphiyoemareyo7687 Maybe Germany. We have free tuition, too.

@HongFeiBai 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm really rich! I'm really rich!" Now that I've gotten into the mindset, I'm ready to run for President.

@thePronto 4 жыл бұрын

You forgot the part where he convinces his fans that he is really one of them and has been fucking them over...um, I mean...fighting for them all his life.

@jasprerph 4 жыл бұрын

Trevor , you give me life ! Intelligent and witty comedy ! Love you !

@davidhyde9474 Жыл бұрын

SERIOUSLY HE NEEDS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT 2024

@KittMouri 4 жыл бұрын

Trevor's laugh is priceless! 😂❤

@shireenzada7111 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao at the” little Joshua “part

@rc6936 3 жыл бұрын

You have got to be the funniest person since George Carlin I love you Trevor

@hildafaith9165 2 жыл бұрын

this is the best realistic comedy show ever .love u trevoh

@algamboa1987 4 жыл бұрын

Love these compilations, thanks CC.

@olenkap9585 4 жыл бұрын

Trevor talks about rich people like he isn't a millionaire himself =)))

@WakeNbaker 3 жыл бұрын

He also understands what it's like to be dirt poor unlike these people he speaks about who are born into money.

@CreepinCreeper01 3 жыл бұрын

If he even is a millionaire it has only been since hosting the daily show

@mlpfanboy1701 3 жыл бұрын

Jessica Baker yah people who got rich after knowing what it is like to be dirt poor understand the struggles of everyday people.

@zazodream4218 4 жыл бұрын

Lol I cant focus on the stories trevor is so funny 🤣😂🤣 Well it's all pretty sad but at least he made it entertaining

@bridgetbinion8494 2 ай бұрын

I love when Trevor gets the giggles.

@imaginethat3026 4 жыл бұрын

That comedian drove the point home perfectly: its not that we want something for nothing, we just want a chance at survival.

@davidhyde9474 Жыл бұрын

HE IS A HONORED JOURNALIST EXTREMLY BRILLANT HE SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT 2024

@ariannasubs8015 4 жыл бұрын

I died laughing at 8:02 😂😂😂😂😂 Love you Trevor

@amansyj 3 жыл бұрын

"Juicy Smuliyee" by Dave Chappelle😂😂😂😂😂

@thegoodfight4874 4 жыл бұрын

From Chappelle to the Daily Show... The circle of Comedy Central.

@rsj4548 4 жыл бұрын

Rich people really live in another world.

@monkeybeasts 4 жыл бұрын

rich people are so greedy for more money

@maythesciencebewithyou 4 жыл бұрын

Most rich people don't think they are rich, they'll always look up to the ultra rich and think themselves poor. Often acting like they have it so much harder than those who don't even make minimum wage.

@foxt.5043 4 жыл бұрын

You know to an African that statement would apply to you ;/

@tenacious645 4 жыл бұрын

@@foxt.5043 that's such a good point

@deacan5510 4 жыл бұрын

Fox T. I’m African and I ain’t poor

@foxt.5043 4 жыл бұрын

@@deacan5510 then count yourself more fortunate than others

@ronkirk5099 4 жыл бұрын

Great segment! You nailed it Trevor and did it with comic flare!!

@ptierney12 4 жыл бұрын

This is a great segment!

@MoneyGist 4 жыл бұрын

"My God, the ass-holery!" 😂

@vividpetite 4 жыл бұрын

Please talk about the amazon fire

@grayrachelle 4 жыл бұрын

thanks for saying this. I just started reading about it now. amazonwatch.org/news/2019/0821-amazon-rainforest-has-been-on-fire-for-three-weeks-heres-why-youre-only-hearing-about-it-now

@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 жыл бұрын

That's news, get out of here 😶

@wardenm 4 жыл бұрын

They're off this week, thus all the clip compilations.

@Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 жыл бұрын

@@wardenm True but in general, the Amazon is not getting the publication it needs.

@lorddabian5030 4 жыл бұрын

Ken Allen amazon in the lungs of this planet , yet Notre Dam had more publicity , people’s priorities sucks

@hannah5369 4 жыл бұрын

It's funny that Trump tried to buy Greenland and then canceled the trip because they said no. like seriously even they thought he was joking and now they finally see the childish president we've been dealing with. It's not like we can put him in time out for his temper tantrum either, seriously he needs to grow up.

@kx4998 4 жыл бұрын

nah he must have thought we are in the 1800s

@elaexplorer 4 жыл бұрын

Lol he canceled a trip to Denmark cause he couldn't buy Greenland. That's even crazier. It's like canceling a trip to the UK because he couldn't buy Australia.

@thePronto 4 жыл бұрын

He said that the Danish PM was 'nasty' to him and could have just politely said 'no thanks'. This coming from a man who insults and demeans anyone who doesn't fall at his feet; who runs more vendettas than all of Italy put together; who promises and then foreswears as naturally as breathing...

@Hassefar60 4 жыл бұрын

"... and now they finally see the childish president we've been dealing with". Believe me.. we knew already.

@healingdog364 4 жыл бұрын

Affluenza... so they say

@miapark1018 3 жыл бұрын

Idk why i laughed so hard on the Eagles joke but he would definitely not walk out walking 😂

@VidsVenk 4 жыл бұрын

13:00 - 13:25 Trevor's silver linings are the best.

@justme0910 4 жыл бұрын

I used to say "Eat the rich" as a joke, but the more I hear about their antics, the more I start to believe that literal wealth-based cannibalism might be a good idea after all.

@stclemmons1969 4 жыл бұрын

It's Eat The Rich vs Kill The Poor

@SaraH-jn5db 4 жыл бұрын

Getting #wealthbasedcannibalism tattooed on my ass

@mlpfanboy1701 3 жыл бұрын

And the rich are panicing because it is looking more and more possible

@sdpitt49 4 жыл бұрын

The United Oligarchy of America

@sdpitt49 4 жыл бұрын

@Boyd if you think this all started with trump, then you have a LOT of back seasons to catch up on. LOL trump was completely predictable

@hawtiecouture159 4 жыл бұрын

Omg😜😂😭The pens!! The photo shop photos!!! Ur great! #hilarious #whileimhereeeee

@rafinilhan5957 3 жыл бұрын

Heh I'm even smirking at the bending statue of liberty 🗽 in the intro. Funny show.

@mochiasdessert 4 жыл бұрын

This show is funny and educational, lovin it

@16KennedyJackie 3 жыл бұрын

i just realize that trevor made "bad guy signing a check for a murder" with his trump voice XD

@kelwil1206 4 жыл бұрын

lol i died when you started laughing when Jussie photo popped up

@ottobormann 4 жыл бұрын

Who down voted this video? The defendants?

4 жыл бұрын

IDK, I m not American (but I do not dislike comedians) but how many segments was not really funny? Tax evasion in corruption? Being American, voted for Trump and realised U got conman for potus? Having roads as top of their socialism needs as nation? Or even word 'nation' in the title? wtf USA has largest % of poverty amoung all OECD (developed world)... I watch Travor only cause he is not triing to 'MSM propaganda' his jokes.

@foreverchosenstreamer9653 4 жыл бұрын

@Kim Jong-un really? Your name... i can't even take you seriously

@donnmckee4973 4 жыл бұрын

The rich making fun of how the rich get out of things is suppose to be entertainment?

@shaunneyuzi5702 4 жыл бұрын

A Redditor

@ottobormann 4 жыл бұрын

Miha Ucakar Noah is making public service here: a funny spin is an aid for attention and therefore memory he is helping to build memories in people with very short attention span. I therefore cherish his work for using his platform and fame to call the attention on the not funny corruption that divides the legal system into two tiers: one for the wealthy and a very different for the not wealthy.

@trevorz459 4 жыл бұрын

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad Buy all of the things I never had Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

@AkinlabiStClair 4 жыл бұрын

I know this song but forgot the name

@sunniedae2031 4 жыл бұрын

@@AkinlabiStClair it's called Billionaire

@AkinlabiStClair 4 жыл бұрын

@Rob Li thanks m8

@AkinlabiStClair 4 жыл бұрын

@@sunniedae2031 your right

@michaelcampbell2390 4 жыл бұрын

win

@3as1 4 жыл бұрын

Best joke, buy another kid for that amount of money :))

@marciawade8813 18 күн бұрын

My brother got into that Uni. In his interview, he was asked how he was able to grade so high on the SAT. (Yet such poor HS grades. Straight C- student, (Didn't reveal he had straight in elementary until brain injury after falling down a mountain). He explained he had 2 & 3 jobs all through high school which limited his study time. (Morning & afternoon news paper routes & retail shop weekends & holidays.) His success was: He listened well, discussed & debated well and studied two How Too books: One on Taking Tests & another on How to... SAT. After being denied Med School due to the Euthanasia question he went to Law School.