"I dont wanna be like Bryan callen.. I wanna be successful" HAHAHAHAHHAHA
@AnitaHanjaaab6 ай бұрын
😂 “boom! Roasted.”
@renloyt6 ай бұрын
Except Bryan callen is successful and a great guy
@dannymalatesta31386 ай бұрын
@@renloyt Yea he's a very successful r@pist and paying all his money as alimony to his ex wife.
@seangrace84805 ай бұрын
That kid is going places
@seangrace84805 ай бұрын
@@renloytwhere do you get off?
@VECtehSEC Жыл бұрын
The first caller being excited to talk to Will Sasso and then addressing Bryan Callen like you would talk to a friend of a friend who you don't really like is hilarious
@rubberchix11 ай бұрын
Alright Brian what's up
@churrocrudo10 ай бұрын
So painful
@nickhorn829610 ай бұрын
lmao sounded like D'elia for a second
@honeysmackt9 ай бұрын
Oh, you brought Bryan. Awesome…
@DepthFromAbove9 ай бұрын
@@nickhorn8296…it is D’Elia.
@JacaboBlanco Жыл бұрын
"The kid" is such a sad nickname for this old man 🤣
@Pimpernella Жыл бұрын
He should change it to 'litt!e Willy'.
@MourningCoffeeMusic Жыл бұрын
I like “Wrinks” for him
@colleenharding8665 Жыл бұрын
A show where the kid wants to be a young fighter and the fighter wants to be an experienced comic. Two wannabes
@jamesmckeon9139 Жыл бұрын
Unless it’s a gunfighter
@ahuramazda32 Жыл бұрын
The Chode
@threatz1802 Жыл бұрын
Mann I could listen to Brian getting insulted all day long lmfao
@KristianH1986 Жыл бұрын
“I talk to 48 year olds all the time” 😂😂
@justinanderson8356 Жыл бұрын
this killed me
@KristianH1986 Жыл бұрын
@@justinanderson8356 that and ''whys the fighter and the kid so long? its way too long'' 🤣
@justinanderson8356 Жыл бұрын
@@KristianH1986 hahahah im dying from that line too
@ItsGrimProductions10 ай бұрын
I read this as he said it wtf
@PinkuStyle10 ай бұрын
Lmao great
@dannygreen198510 ай бұрын
“Hey Brian…….. Hate Yuh” that was 100% Chris D’elia
@mikeposner85639 ай бұрын
TMP was the best because fans could repeat the humor. As we see in his vid, some of them were just as funny as chris/will/bry when doing a bit.
@lynettehoward85425 ай бұрын
I also picked up on that. Love it
@scc1074 ай бұрын
I think most of them were Delia 😂
@MaskofAgamemnon10 ай бұрын
"Bryan, man, you could be like my grandpa and I've *barely* heard of you." 😂🤣
@olibarrett4283 Жыл бұрын
“Brian just stop doing it” that guy was fucking great !
@cassidyerickson7408 Жыл бұрын
That shit was gold
@GumboRyan10 ай бұрын
“Just other things” 😂
@KZ_MMA_10 ай бұрын
Are you listening? Don't do it
@Domvelando9 ай бұрын
the timing on "...…………...…………...…………...…………...…………...…………just don't do it bro"
@chaddad14889 ай бұрын
Can you hear me Bryan? ..............................This isn't working..
@AudibleVisibIe10 ай бұрын
All jokes aside, bryan is great at being the punching bag and setting up jokes for other people at his own expense.
@okaykaykay779910 ай бұрын
He woulda been a great intern at o and A
@shannongreene179610 ай бұрын
He’s so great that all he’s got is dressing as livestock and getting flogged by Crowder. He’s the epitome of a nothing.
@g2900010 ай бұрын
"Bryan... stop what you're doing... well why man?" was hilarious
@user-rs1iq3kt6l10 ай бұрын
He is also a rapist
@krokodilphil4710 ай бұрын
It's how he's survived
@ddougyfr3sh Жыл бұрын
Bryan are you listening? YES IM LISTENING. Just stop man…. Lmfao
@edwinrivera654910 ай бұрын
Lmfaoo I was screaming
@mikeposner85639 ай бұрын
@@edwinrivera6549 The pauses that the caller took actually made me laugh until my abdomen hurt. I cannot for the life of me believe that the caller was able to hold it in without laughing there
@RobFrank227 ай бұрын
Sounded like Nick Kyrgios the tennis player
@BlowmeRogerАй бұрын
Its crazy...it sounds like a real warning ..if anything ever comes out in the media about Brian, we'll know this guy already knew about it..
@wheelmanstan11 ай бұрын
brian is just great at taking insults and trying to defend himself, it's a talent
@Brazen123411 ай бұрын
your 100% right... its wholesome in a different way and im all here for it
@justinthomas233410 ай бұрын
It’s funny because he’s linked to Schaub who is the exact opposite
@whiteobama303210 ай бұрын
Yeah him pretending to be offended but actually playing along made me like him a little more. I still despise him but just can't hate him anymore.
@CountDoucheula10 ай бұрын
Imagine if Bapa had enough brain cells to grasp self-deprecating humour. He'd have enough ammo to start WW3
@diofiglio110 ай бұрын
........His only talent
@360Fov Жыл бұрын
The callers are absolutely amazing. I can't believe they had so many actually hilarious listeners.
@therainman777711 ай бұрын
Yeah, honestly the callers are so funny it makes me think they’re plants/fellow comedians.
@EidinKHAMANIAC10 ай бұрын
bro its actually crazy also in the ask TMP episodes where they look at listener Tweets, they were all funny / “got it”
@michaelturley345710 ай бұрын
@@therainman7777lmao that crossed my mind too. I do think comedy listeners are probably funnier than average too though
@joshsire237310 ай бұрын
Guys don’t think too much about that. TMP listeners knew what the good stuff was. I miss it so much.. Never found something as good as that was. These three knew what being funny was. (The dude finder ep is forever embedded in my mind) MSSP is okay, I listen to that.
@clicheguevara528210 ай бұрын
@@therainman7777 I mean.. Comedy fans are generally funnier than the average person.. For pretty obvious reasons.
@Roman-oh7xc2 жыл бұрын
I just love how all of them called in to shit on Bryan… it’s so fucking funny
@PoppaDame Жыл бұрын
“He’s honey-dicking us from across the pond”😭💀
@wolfman84493 жыл бұрын
"I'm not talking to you you're 18 years old" Chris Delia has entered the chat
@alim432hz2 жыл бұрын
That's a lil too old ain't it
@sagittariusa1848 Жыл бұрын
😂
@PowuhToSeven Жыл бұрын
@@alim432hz apparently not lol he's "recovering," again.
@therainman777711 ай бұрын
😂
@BlakeO56110 ай бұрын
You mean, left??
@asggaming302210 ай бұрын
"Will was great as baymax in Big Hero 6" "Bryan how old were you when they killed you off in Gran Torino"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣im fucking dying
@mik7517 Жыл бұрын
Actually the British dude at 5:25 and on had me rolling hahaha. Ayo Brian, are you listening? LMAO
@ianlibby24109 ай бұрын
"I talk to 48 year olds all the time" fucking killed me
@cassidyerickson7408 Жыл бұрын
"Its bad man i don't wanna get into it" 😂😂😂
@pvthfindxr9 ай бұрын
the british guy calling in doing Delia-like bits is so fucking funny “hey brian……hey…..just stop” 😂😂😂
@Maicoczpenton3 жыл бұрын
Sasso's laugh..... the best.
@alim432hz2 жыл бұрын
Watch " will sasso Beverly hills ninja laugh" at 0.50x speed
@programSense Жыл бұрын
Having a chance to riff with Bryan and Will in this scenario is so awesome. Hard to do this in today’s climate.
@user-wb7nv9ht1g Жыл бұрын
It'd be much better than what B does to those poor helpless females. I want to riff with him when he's in prison
@DannyGruesome Жыл бұрын
I know its been hot outside. No one wants to talk in this heat.
@richardcrawford1859 Жыл бұрын
I’d love to, it’d be hilarious.
@chrisz93359 ай бұрын
bryan is actually funny. he sets people up for jokes and he takes them really well
@user-qm4ds1gz8c8 ай бұрын
Bryan's a bitch😂 that's what's funny
@Pooopers7 ай бұрын
he's funny when he's not being weirdly aggressive to women
@mik7517 Жыл бұрын
5:26 that little pause KILLED ME hahahahah
@gupfongle320810 ай бұрын
Bryan callen:" I literally know more than you." Also Bryan:"I don't talk to my kids."
@Pastor_Chief8 ай бұрын
Dude I love that Bryan is such a good sport and let’s people absolutely roast him for the sake of comedy
@brandonsilver6721 Жыл бұрын
It’s impressive to be unliked in 4 different countries
@addyfilm3 ай бұрын
😂
@Paisles10 ай бұрын
“Oh hey brian, whats up?” 😂💀
@chaseray732111 ай бұрын
Brian handled it well lmao love fan interactions like these
@jennyanydots238911 ай бұрын
It's prounounced BRYAN not brian. Get it right or hold ur tongue boy! This aint' a game, shit son...
@drewh19019 ай бұрын
No he didnt
@michaelcantu60718 ай бұрын
@@drewh1901yes he did, he was playing off the fans. If he handled it badly it wouldn’t have been nearly as funny
@xjuice_leex11 ай бұрын
Byron Callum is one of the greatest comedic punching bags of all time
@My-cat-is-staring-at-you9 ай бұрын
He's a borderline lolcow.
@herpadurpahurpadurp9 ай бұрын
I love how Bryan says 'hey man ...' everytime he gets insulted
@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.9 ай бұрын
Will just dying while the British and Russian dudes are roasting Bryan is the best.
@columbusseller539810 ай бұрын
Brian is the comedic equivalent to a heel in wrestling.
@Chunksacado10 ай бұрын
“Uh Bryan I got a question for ya… Why’s The Fighter And The Kid so longgggggg?” Lmfaaaaaooooooo 10:43
@Brazen123411 ай бұрын
ngl i fucking cried thought this whole thing ''your losing a debate to a guy 30 years younger than you''
@vibintbh4793 Жыл бұрын
this is honestly the funniest video on youtube
@mik7517 Жыл бұрын
RIGHT hahaha. I been laughing the whole time watching it
@ahshashkomegwaninini746210 ай бұрын
Ive listened to this 3 days in a row and it still makes me die laughing lol
@bccsivxx-xxivvii11 ай бұрын
You could be my grandpa and I'd still barely heard of you.
@ghubbz36 Жыл бұрын
I need part 2. That was funnier than anything Bryan Callens ever done.
@MrPhantomPC9 ай бұрын
I feel like will sasso specifically hired a group of people from a Craigslist ad to call and shit on Bryan, which would equally believable and hilarious
@tobymcgroby896710 ай бұрын
That long pause, got him 3 times haha
@brothaclutch984 Жыл бұрын
Isaiah torched the shit out of him lol
@leonsayer401010 ай бұрын
Brians so good at rolling with punches for the comedic value, funny shit coukd hear this all day 😂
@itsv1p3r10 ай бұрын
The guy asking him to stop had me fucking dying, you know where the bits going after the first 2 times but then the anticipation gets hilarious
@joshm.534010 ай бұрын
“What should I do instead?” Just other things… lmaooooo
@bluffgawd11 ай бұрын
Byron saying he’s successful is his best bit tbh
@xXThomas89999Xx9 ай бұрын
“I already dislike you but keep going.” Lmao
@xalmightyy2 жыл бұрын
this shit is hilarious, I would have asked hey bryan remember when u babysat my great GRANDPA
@freshgapples45 Жыл бұрын
Top tier comment 😂
@ChaseOakley-rw2lx3 ай бұрын
I'm from London and it's jogged a memory the "name, long pause, just stop" that was the ultimate way to send a mate or enemy appeplectic. It's devastatingly patronising, immasculating, and all you have to do is wait till they finish they're hissy fit. Ango again. This worked as kids. Brian definitely lives up to his name.
@ChaseOakley-rw2lx3 ай бұрын
@CaseyC-yn7px Sigh.... would you like me to correct my spelling, or can we just get through it?
@ChaseOakley-rw2lx3 ай бұрын
@CaseyC-yn7px a hysterical tantrum beyond reason. I did misspell it, though.
@amel5873 жыл бұрын
2:55 😂😂😂 a 18 year old kid ROASTED A ‘profesional’ CAWLMEDIAN
@johnnyw2306 ай бұрын
Great comment Dian
@PunishedFred10 ай бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in a while
@yukmoutb588510 ай бұрын
i love how i havent heard this and ive listened to every ten min pod a thousand times over.
@iTzDeyo9 ай бұрын
How am i just hearing these for the first time! Thank you for doing this 3 years ago and unknowingly making my night better! My 57 year old father is having open heart surgery tomorrow and this really did help me laugh out loud for the first time weeks ❤ thank you
@jcw0029 ай бұрын
Hope your pops is doing well
@iTzDeyo9 ай бұрын
@@jcw002 Hes home alive and well!
@gabbynikolova Жыл бұрын
Arguably the best episode ❤️ funniest podcast ever 🤣
@ShrimpDaddys Жыл бұрын
What episode was this
@MacSmithvox10 ай бұрын
@@ShrimpDaddysLove or Hatecha Bryan
@williamgriesmer43138 ай бұрын
“I will literally finger your asshole” that dude was hilarious
@comedyimpossible6 ай бұрын
Brian sounds like a real life It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia character. It feels like I’m listening to Dennis right before a meltdown
@Rockyrules1995 Жыл бұрын
That 18 year old was great. He should bring back Crank Calls
@JRay804 ай бұрын
Dude the guy who just kept telling him to stop after the long pauses. I am fucking dead hahaha
@tharealcoasta38206 ай бұрын
The Russian guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the "just stop it" guy
@Chicodreams10 ай бұрын
All of these guys are fucking hilarious somehow 😭 Bryan knows how to accentuate the funny in every interaction
@Beau48244 ай бұрын
The british dude killed me
@XxPunxunite10 ай бұрын
The Russian dude was so good 😂
@MOTH_MANE10 ай бұрын
"Half of them were high and the other half said fuck off" i love when bryan gets picked on cuz he doesnt take it to heart And hearing the russian straight up say fuck you bryan is the funniest
@davidblank420 Жыл бұрын
"Just don't do." 🤣🤣🤣
@raindaresmusic5 ай бұрын
“He’s a MAAAAAAAAAN!” - Mike’s perfect Callen impression.
@Defmek8210 ай бұрын
I didn’t realize how much I needed this. Bryan Callen has found his true purpose🥹
@louieo.blevinsmusic41973 ай бұрын
Haven’t laughed that hard in a good while. The British and Russian callers had me crying.
@AcceptmyName4 ай бұрын
The definition of a good sport. Brian Kallen is the best.
@tjgadner889610 ай бұрын
Brian is funny bc he’s fine being the butt of the joke and knows how to play the role well so it’s entertaining to mess w him. I think he’s pretty smart tbh and does it on purpose
@BlakeO56110 ай бұрын
Yes. I’m guessing, Callen took tonssss of acting lessons, like the ones Where they group you up and say “Bryan is the villain of this scene, you all need to give him tough love” etc and situations that make him the ass etc.. Most actors have to do a lot of this.
@Anonymous3857210 ай бұрын
Survival mechanism during grade school
@slothymango10 ай бұрын
It's his shtick, he's always taking shit and setting up other people's jokes. So many people think he's just an unlikable idiot, he does it all on purpose
@kingkunta37539 ай бұрын
i mean isn't he a sexual harasser, he is in fact an unlikeable idiot@@slothymango
@CheeseCrumbs008 ай бұрын
@@slothymango Thats right. I respect him a lot, he stays in the bit and sacrafices himself for the joke constantly. He is funny.
@PurpleHaze_11Ай бұрын
“You could be my grandpa and I still wouldn’t know you” 😂😂😂
I had to Google Big Hero 6. That was HILARIOUS lmao, it really is Will Sasso.
@saturnsabyss10 ай бұрын
9:26 this could have been the perfect set up for another "fuck you, Bryan" joke but he completely fumbled
@agentd3610 ай бұрын
Every time someone disrespects Brian, you know he’s thinking…don’t they know I’m friends with Rogan
@usmanaziz86583 ай бұрын
“You call me, “dad.” And I don’t talk to my kids”
@YoungVargaz7 ай бұрын
The fact this is the first thing you find when you look up the podcast is amazing
@Sean-xr1xj2 жыл бұрын
Where’s the full version of this? Is it uploaded anywhere I’ve listened to it before but now I can’t find it ;(
@leetpcguy2 жыл бұрын
TMP+ - Love and Hatecha Bryan
@yungmagik10 ай бұрын
"Just stop man"😂
@MattIsLoling8 ай бұрын
Bryan taking insults is his goldilock zone hes great in that pocket
@seenitalready2 жыл бұрын
Did not stop laughing the whole time
@MultiCheeseLouise5 ай бұрын
"i'm from London. I don't really have a question. See ya" LOL
@Billsnz6 ай бұрын
1:35 😂 “why’d you guys fckn hang up on me”
@EvilStitch6 ай бұрын
I had to stop eating cause I almost choked from laughter. Holy shit this is gold
@JAMESYQ245 ай бұрын
Are you listening?
@jafellme30243 жыл бұрын
Ten min pod classic right here
@el.blanco896110 ай бұрын
This legitimately was my favorite episode after they left
@Andrukahn40k11 ай бұрын
Listening to Bryan get bullied is always the funniest shit ever lol
@kil-roy Жыл бұрын
That was actually pretty damn hilarious
@geofflow81173 ай бұрын
Bryan callen plays his part so well and that makes him one of the funniest out there imo
@PostBologne10 ай бұрын
Sasso is the most UNDERRATED podcast guest in the WORLD.
@tangerinesarebetterthanora706010 ай бұрын
Bryan saying I know everything perfectly sums up why people hate on him.
@CherokeeMaxx8 ай бұрын
That's the joke...
@anthonypawnee6117 ай бұрын
Not a good joke at all. Just makes him seem like a douche nozzle.
@AquaticSkipper7 ай бұрын
"compared to an 18 year old"...
@CollegeDroputPowerpoints5 ай бұрын
"Im 48 I know everything" *Doesnt know the wine and dine routine*
@1800cxllect9 ай бұрын
Brian is such a good sport 🤣 it makes it that much better bc he plays along
@nikscott66446 ай бұрын
The British and the Russian guy killed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
@kondawg82477 ай бұрын
God this will forever be the best pod ever
@RoofingConnecticut10 ай бұрын
Brian is so good at taking insults lol
@acsone35463 ай бұрын
I love the British Norm McDonald about halfway through the video 😂😂😂
@JoeRandoms2 ай бұрын
bryan is the best at taking insults, and purposefully making himself look worse for the laughs. he goes along with it so great, he never seems genuinely offended, it's always a bit. so funny