Being a newbie, not realizing gas gauges on boats, at least mine, are not accurate, I ran out of gas, in the main shipping channel in Narragansett Bay in Rhode Island. Called a boat tow service. $700 to bring me gas!!!! I literally didn't pay that much for my used boat! Finally found a friend of a friend to come and tow me back in. Won't go out without tow insurance, ever!
@titaniumman_222 жыл бұрын
I love that Miller Lite reference being the same as water 🤣🤣
@mikejordan60362 жыл бұрын
Beer flavored Water
@toupac31952 жыл бұрын
Yes, that song got in my head before you mentioned it. You are fired from the internet now, however you can reapply because she was a nice break from craziness 😁👍
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
My next song will bug you even more. Take down your fishing pole and meet me at the fishin hole
@daffyduck99012 жыл бұрын
Credit card Captain you are the bomb better than all the others I love your easygoing nonchalant attitude towards the whole thing. You're a jokester and good at it I think you need more recognition you could go off the hook
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
Thanks man. Shares always help!
@bigmeaney5552 жыл бұрын
Captn Stabbin...that's old school 👍🤘
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
🤣 👨✈️ 🔪
@findleybarber2 жыл бұрын
Credit Card Captain, that’s the funniest and most accurate description of the majority of boat owners!!
@rgriffith20062 жыл бұрын
That dude in the KW never opened his drain plug after the last trip. He literally sunk that boat on the trailer in his backyard when it rained. Lucky he didn't bust his tires or axle on the way to the ramp.
@DonziGT230 Жыл бұрын
I recently bought a Seadoo boat that was parked with the plugs in. It was stored in the desert where it rarely rains and the usual weather is dry and hot. Despite that, the water level in the bilge almost reached the valve cover. Dude bought it brand new in 2007 and never used it, it just sat in the Arizona sun being cooked.
@richerwin63972 жыл бұрын
It humors me to watch people try to load their boats onto the trailer with 1200 pounds of people in the boat and wonder why it doesn't smoothly slide on.
@edwardmylnychuk577410 ай бұрын
i find some boat people as dumb as some of the crash videos i watch, nooooooooooooooo common sense what so ever, tooooooo much wobbly pop i guess while on the water.
@shuffleB2 жыл бұрын
Captain Stabing when he's on the boat, and Mr. Fister when he's not.
@ispy50332 жыл бұрын
Slow Mo on the roller skater babe would have been nice 😉 otherwise A+ 😂
@patrickwallace97262 жыл бұрын
Glad you keep your eyes on the parking lot.
@TheArmedFisherman2 жыл бұрын
This channel always makes me laugh
@bikerguy58292 жыл бұрын
I like the blonde pontoon boat captain! 😛 😄
@_AndromedaGalaxy_2 жыл бұрын
"far side of the moon", XD im gonna have to remember that one.
@Patrick-it8nk2 жыл бұрын
3:00 Friend of mine's got one of those and honestly its a pretty friggin cool concept. We keep joking the plan is to take the kids out to one of the spoil islands here, detatch the front end and leave em there for a few hours.
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
I like it. It’s satire but it’s now a PWB.
@the-tribe2 жыл бұрын
2:31 Now THAT'S a Credit Card Captain!
@mikemayoral7356 Жыл бұрын
Wave Boat is awesome. I have the 525 full wake version and its great. That looks like an older moldel. Best of both worlds! I anchor at the sandbar, and while the wife and kids are playing and relaxing, I detach the seadoo and go out bootin' around. After a bit I go back and attach. Best way to enjoy the jetski life while sharing your experience with your family all without them hanging off the back of the jetski for 4 hours uncomfortably. Its still very new here in Canada. People are always coming up to me or bringing their jetski's close to me while anchored and asking me about it. I get so much attention with it, now I know how a celeb feels like. 😄
@thedreadpiratefisherman5325 Жыл бұрын
I love the descriptors you use for jet skiers (sand fleas) fits them perfectly.
@Frankymmaz90972 жыл бұрын
I have seen alot of jet skies and Wave runners save people that fall off their boats on another channel!
@kevinnugent223 Жыл бұрын
Hallelujah here she comes -skateway by Dire Straits was playing in my head 😅
@bballstation2 жыл бұрын
Just love the commentary Dave from England
@hulkhoganstights65962 жыл бұрын
This was great! Nice and calm without a lot of talking
@jeffbaran80362 жыл бұрын
Great show
@captainjocassee2 жыл бұрын
I have well over 3,500 hours on the water just on skis alone. As a seasoned ski vet, you have to be Knowledgeable, courteous, respectful and know what’s up to ride with me. Without hesitation I will nicely scold the amateurs and credit card Captains out there. The locals hate and despise jet skis but they know if your with me you’re good to go. 🤙🇺🇸
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
I like it.
@Antipodean332 жыл бұрын
I'm a an Aussie and we too hate jet ski's and the fuckers that ride them, they ruin everyone's day. We hate you bastards so much that if we see you broken down 2 miles offshore you are the only people we never stop to help
@hulkhoganstights65962 жыл бұрын
Wow you are so awesome. Are you a real ski vet? Can I have a autograph?
@danhayden60492 жыл бұрын
I have a jetskis for 30 plus years! They are not annoying. You are just a old man.
@bobrobertson65142 жыл бұрын
These videos are super. In a perfect world, pontoon craft and jet skis really need their own launch area. It's tough enough to get a real boat in the water down these ramps. It surprises me that you don't get a 'shots fired' report. Fisticuffs must be common.
@SaltyNationalist2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣Barbie girl.. She was a cutie though..
@paddlemore1911 Жыл бұрын
LOL...backs it from the far side of the moon! MORE please
@TheFalconJetDriver2 жыл бұрын
More water fleas! And a big one a PWB🤣🛫
@stilltuckered Жыл бұрын
Those old Seadoo’s are like Uber for croc. . . Bringing dinner out to them. 😅
@evilbeaver2672 жыл бұрын
Been watching for a while. Enjoy the content!
@mattbrown55112 жыл бұрын
There are certain advantages to being a Pascagoula River rat in my little 14' John boat. Almost no traffic and flat water as far as the eye can see.
@parkersdelmarvaadventures7442 жыл бұрын
Sea gnats 🤣 I love it
@fishingwithfilitsa2 жыл бұрын
Great video
@lindacares22152 жыл бұрын
Yes you won I have Barbie Girl stuck in my head😂😂😂😂😂
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
In my credit card captain world :)
@maximus-hl9jw Жыл бұрын
You should always ask a nearby boat for help before calling them
@DonziGT230 Жыл бұрын
Maybe, but that "Good Samaritan" could finish ruining your day.
@edwardranno7119 Жыл бұрын
People these days don’t help like they used to,
@levialston5186 сағат бұрын
Pontoon dispenser I like that
@frankrosemeck98982 жыл бұрын
"Roller girl" by Dire Straits is what was playing in my head...
@dayzedandconfoozed55432 жыл бұрын
Happy little swirly things
@earlds111 Жыл бұрын
I've always called them mosquito boats but nat boat works too !
@jeffrandolf56732 жыл бұрын
It's a Stand up ski... not a kneel down & goes in circles ski. I rode an '84 Kawwy 550 for 20 years. Warm it up sitting alongside dock... then hit the throttle & GO, in a standing position. Dry from the ankles up.. for hours.
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
I had two myself. 2500 for both and trailer. One was for parts. Lol
@jeffrandolf56732 жыл бұрын
@@CreditCardCaptain Times have changed... & not for the better. Back in the '80's/'90's, every ski was a standup & weighed 250+ lbs..The entire "Jet Ski/ Wet Bike" industry has morphed into where now they weigh over 1000lbs, REQUIRE trailers, have stereos & coolers & can be dangerously fast. Now any fat uncoordinated CLUELESS slob can ride a sit down wimp bike. You don't have to be in good physical shape. We used to keep 2 tall-boy Budweisers in the fire extinguisher hole & you'd toss your ski into the trunk of ur car or pickup. I paid $2k for my '84 in '88 from my cousin who'd bought it new 4 years prior & barely rode it. He paid $2400 new. I thoroughly maintained it & It always ran great. Sold it in 2013 for $800 & it still ran perfect. I worked for a yacht broker in a marina rigging & commissioning new & used power & sail boats. I kept my ski on floating dock between two sailboats. And we'd have amateur races with floating bouys on the weekends. #MeMeMeMe #Humility
@williamgalaviz54732 жыл бұрын
Dude you funny you make me laugh
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@BrandonSimmons-do6jq Жыл бұрын
Yea, easy we with the Miller Lite comment....LOL!
@daffyduck99012 жыл бұрын
5:42 check out the sissy tires on that big truck I just don't get it captain.
@thomasperina29902 жыл бұрын
Good Afternoon All 😊: CCC you did it again with a fun relaxing video. Just like you said sir if you can afford a boat you must have the sea tow or whatever is in your area or it's going to get ultra expensive + the wife won't stop flapping her gums for hours on how stupid you are. Another great job sir, TMP from N.J.
@tommywood92212 жыл бұрын
😅😆😅😆😅 first time i briefly caught the Capt live today...busy at work wish I could of watched it...skatergirl 😆😅😆another fun one
@LugerLau2 жыл бұрын
Love it James. 🚣
@vicpinto19702 жыл бұрын
1:34 That's the Elle Bend-N -Snap.
@lestaylor36412 жыл бұрын
Ive never owned a boat but i know its a helluva lot easier to get the dead weight off the boat b4 putting it on the trailer.
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
Knowledge
@clutchpedalreturnsprg7710 Жыл бұрын
Hello, I've never seen that done before. It surprised me.
@Theonebear Жыл бұрын
I didn’t even know jet skis where still around
@CreditCardCaptain Жыл бұрын
They won't let us forget here at CCC
@thomasjefferson2676 Жыл бұрын
I HATE those old school jet skis. Such a pain in the ass to ride.
@markthebuilder9837 Жыл бұрын
Up here in PA all PWC's are known as water maggots.
@johnvgig Жыл бұрын
Before I realized my boat's gas gauge was inaccurate, I ran out of has. I called for a towboat to bring me some gas. They wanted $700! We were able to call someone with a boat and they came and towed us back to the dock. Won't leave home without insurance now.
@jerryscray17892 жыл бұрын
hes going to sell the standup ski real soon lol
@jimh41672 жыл бұрын
We had jerks like that when I rode dirt bikes... They always rode/raced around camp.... Just pains in the ass
@ccaamm12 жыл бұрын
Captain Stabbin lol!
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@molinaej2 жыл бұрын
About what time does this boat ramp start getting busy? Seems to be constant traffic flowing through there all the time.
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
All the time. 9-11 then 4-6
@joanne.creech Жыл бұрын
I love your content and voice over - Trying to watch Boat Ramp YT is like scratching a chalk board now.... The only thing I wish I could get you to change is your mind on PWCs... As a part of the community, we are not all gnats/fleas just like not all boat owners aren't assholes... I see plenty of jerks on these ramps for sure... I am one of the good ones on the PWC - aware of my surroundings and wake zones.... but I was brought up learning and knowing the rules of the water... so many haven't it appears!
@CreditCardCaptain Жыл бұрын
I don’t think they all are really. They just show up a lot and are like the sport bikes of water :) I ride sport bikes.
@richardellis31412 жыл бұрын
good one Captain ..
@camojoe832 ай бұрын
Lol, someone got their camera ruined by a jet ski once, didn't they? Serves you right. I can knock someone off a dock with my jet from about 20 feet out. Useful skill.
@katman87142 жыл бұрын
1988 called.....they want that JetSki back
@Decembererykah232 жыл бұрын
Love it ! Made me laugh
@saltysassy9582 жыл бұрын
Keep them coming
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
They’re coming
@ctadam122 жыл бұрын
I'd have both memberships!
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
You win!
@davecfishing79072 жыл бұрын
since when is bowriding legal? we got told by USCG all limbs must be in the boat underway.
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
HB 703 passed in 2016. The new law states that you can’t be ticketed for it. Uscg may have something on their books
@johnnyb82182 жыл бұрын
Doesn't EVERYBODY load their boat with EIGHT people in it??? LOL
@thomasjefferson2676 Жыл бұрын
Miller Lite. Pool Water in a Can.
@conanruisi2 жыл бұрын
This is definitely an upgrade from Miami boat ramps. They just take so many creepy shots of women in swimsuits without consent, it’s uncomfortable. I like your approach better, I’m not getting creepy shots of women I’m getting commentary on how goofy they are. As someone who lives with women I thoroughly enjoyed that.
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
Well thanks!
@conanruisi2 жыл бұрын
@@91m that doesn’t make it any less creepy or uncomfortable to watch, and doesn’t absolve the person filming from being a literal stalker.
@conanruisi2 жыл бұрын
@@91m so if you were walking down the haulover jetty with your girlfriend and wavy boats thought she was hot and zoomed straight in on her ass for 4 straight minutes you wouldn’t be upset at all just because there’s no law stopping him from recording people in public? Take half of those shots he takes of chicks in the middle of photo shoots or trying to enjoy their time alone with their boyfriends and you still have a class action lawsuit.
@clutchpedalreturnsprg7710 Жыл бұрын
Hello, I've noticed that many of the woman here handle their watercraft with excellence and panache.
@Harlanmote2 жыл бұрын
People making something easy hard.. I see it ever time I go to the lake. I’ve seen it all from sunk trucks to bent trailers to axles tore off.
@fozzybear91142 жыл бұрын
Chit show calls em murder hornets
@derekamanwiththegivennamej1082 Жыл бұрын
Nope to barbie,,,,, Roller Girl - Dire Straits
@stevenv2190 Жыл бұрын
Hey - there are those that are better PWC operators on the water. The really annoying ones are bass boat operators .
@mattster1972 жыл бұрын
I am 51. I was just able recently to afford to buy my own boat. A 22ft center console. I am not the best, learning. Go easier on people man.
@kookiethebear2 жыл бұрын
1:42 Did you pay attention to the guy with the black ball cap once she left to see if he went over and picked up what she "trashed"?
@JT-ok8te2 жыл бұрын
If you want your vessel to turn faster…. Trim up the motor!
@slit4659 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget to thank the GUYS BACK at the SHOP...
@Honey-Sanchez8 ай бұрын
When coming into port, all hands should be aware of what's going on. Cell phones down. Man the fore and aft lines with fenders down. These people are sitting tight, holding a bottle of wine, texting and blubber boy is weighing down the prow. It's a crying' shame. 😮💨
@chud3272 жыл бұрын
Sea fleas
@beverlyphillips39552 жыл бұрын
Credit card captain, just curious why do you dislike jet ski so much? You call them The funniest names.
@mikejordan60362 жыл бұрын
Beer flavored Water
@edwardranno7119 Жыл бұрын
I subscribed and rang the bell but I’m still not getting notifications
@glennjanello21982 жыл бұрын
Murder Hornets
@ToddleyProductions2 жыл бұрын
That guy has no business owning a stand up
@jean-francoiscloutier73612 жыл бұрын
Any crocodiles in this area ?
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
Gators
@everythingboats-ventura-ca59392 жыл бұрын
Capitan????? Kkkkkkkk aim no Capitan is this Boat ramp at all…….kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@frostgfx2 жыл бұрын
Barbie Girl = Thigh Gap
@Aaron.Davis562 жыл бұрын
WOW. I have 2020 Yammy FX SVHO Limited and I thought it was the operator, not the machine just like boats that don't respect No Wake Zones. I guess if you can't afford one, you hate it. I also have a 2601 Seaswirl Striper WA, I/O, HT. Best of both worlds. Guns don't kill people, people do.
@stevereaves67572 жыл бұрын
A few weeks I saw a small sign adjacent to the sidewalk near a funeral home that read WAKE ZONE.
@willr6122 жыл бұрын
Flipping, KZfaq unsubscribed me…..
@alankwhelan2 жыл бұрын
Why do you not know the name of anything about boats their called fenders ropes are lines
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
Alan. It’s called credit card captain. I call them inflatable thingies. It’s called a parody.
@MultiCutaway Жыл бұрын
🤣
@pain_weaver2 жыл бұрын
That jet ski guy has no idea what he's doing. They are stand up not lay on 🤣. Also if he actually stood up on it he would understand it would be more stable instead he was hugging it like a 4 year old hugs an inflatable... for dear life. Jet skis are awesome. We got one but I'm a rare breed. I follow slow no wake. I keep well clear of other boats. I don't split 2 boats parked fishing. I look at stationary boats as rocks... I don't want to hit rocks. If I absolutely have to split 2 boats I kill it to idle speeds and strike up convo as I'm slowly going by. Usually idiot ski boats force me to split fisherman boats but I give them courtesy . Those wake boats are a bane. I frequent a small lake and the worst are the wake boats with deep drafts and the wake wings. The poor old timers in the tiny tin boats 😔. The problem with jet ski people is they have 0 respect for other people. But I can say that for ski boats too. I've ran down 2 jet skis 2 separate times. One for splitting 2 fishing boats. I was one of them. The guy in the other boat noticed I was hauling my anchor like a mad man and I took off. Ended up being a young girl. Thought she was older. I told her dad the rules and all the good stuff and he apologized. Went back to where I was fishing and the guy thanked me. He fished the front of the boat while his kids were swimming off the back. The other one I caught using a slow no wake bouey as a toy. It was close to a small swim area where several very young children were swimming. Ran him to shore and told him to get off the lake. No PFD. If he lost it that ski could have went right into the swim area and hit one of the kids. Bottom line.... it's not hard to give people distance there's plenty of water.
@900stx72 жыл бұрын
So your friend was fishing off the front with his kids swimming off the back ? I'm sure it was the Jetskis keeping him from catching any fish.
@pain_weaver2 жыл бұрын
@@900stx7 no. I was in my own boat. The guy fishing near me was fishing off the front while his kids were swimming off the back. He caught a bunch of fish. The jetski was splitting us we were both anchored.
@fredsmith22992 жыл бұрын
Jet ski ... cool or not so cool ... they are like bikers ... loud and annoying .... fast and furious ...
@account22922 жыл бұрын
Pretty much all jet skiers are annoying.
@StevenPerry482 жыл бұрын
The only reason I don't subscribe is your channel is your attitude towards jet ski's. I have both a boat and jet ski for over 20 years. I ride like I have brains and obey no wake signs, distance to other boats and such. You make it sound like all jet skiers are idiots. I love NSB , boats and jet ski's. Go easier on jet skiers riders, and PWC's. They are a shit load of fun.
@CreditCardCaptain2 жыл бұрын
I’m jealous I don’t have one. I gave some redemption recently. :) I’ll be nicer. If they are. :) of course everyone is an ahole on the water