SPACE SURFING

Strawbreevee *WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH*

Joe's ending is the best.

Nicodapeek2 Yknow maybe he's the chosen one specifically because he had no real desires? It seemed like everyone else beside the pirate was punished for their desires

At least Earth is safe.

ZeldaKing64 oh and have a bonse you are our new king

Not gonna lie, I was expecting him to have a similar ending to those dumbasses in Twisted Metal 2 (the flying wish) but I'm glad that we got Joe as the leader of the aliens ending.

It makes sense. Everyone had desires of some kind, greed, a will to their own that involves putting others aside or putting others down in some way or another. Joe had none of those desires in him whatsoever, no greed, lust, wrath, nothing. He just wanted to have fun and be a radical cosmic surfboarder broseph. The one who lives life to the fullest just because he can is the ultimate victor.

​@@dnmstarsi I think it shows how the aliens are different from Calypso. They're not evil, they just have a VERY twisted way of interpreting people's wishes.

The good Captain's is second best, for a pirate at least.

Agreed. I guess the aliens chose him because they were smart, but didnt realize the potential of entertainment, and by bringing it, they pay Joe back by giving him power, which feeds back into entertainment. Either that or the Aliens had taken a liking to Joe, who never had any specific and bold goal

Who's joe?

@@peachytears8580 joe momma

@@RiskierGoose340 he also wore, as per the game, the "sacred tie-dye". Which is apparently a qualification.

Diandra Aliffa yeah like that fucking one where that surfer was riding with aliens or that one where the pirate is in outer space both of them are fucking terrifying

@@colorphone5154 Though one is simply awesome for the imagery of surfing the rings of SATURN.

@@colorphone5154 best endings but the communist one will haunt my dreams.

You might even call it as "gore-geous"

actually everyone was mummified but the rich had nicer tumbes

Well...I mean...they were also gutted, and had their innards stored away...

I'm pretty sure everyone had the chance, but had to pay for it.

Soos Phangoma It was postmortem and it still happen with organs donation after death, it's no big deal.

@@kylesatwon1134 by that point though they were dead so they weren't really going to raise an issue with their organs getting scooped out.

It was truly a diamond in the ruff the age of bat shit crazy game concept has fall there is no god😭

Its more like "if youre honest about your intentions they dont mess you over" cutlass was a bastard but at least he was upfront about it. Joes just a chill dude. The rest if you read the in between before missions, everyone else plans change as they get closer to the end.

The moral of the story is "Be your own person and don't base your aspirations on the actions of someone else. Be the best person you can be, and everything else will follow."

Jooe shmoe is s an scp. HOLY SHIT YOU’RE OM TO SOMETHING

LiroRaeriyo Basically, "Never rely on the power bigger than your own, Otherwise you leave yourself at the mercy of said power bigger than your own." Only the Pirate and Joe got the best endings because it was about the journey not the reward. Which the Aliens respected, while the others never thought their wishes through or much thought like Armstrong and his student (Armstrong never getting that it's better to uncover and correctly as best you can history, then to live it and forget that they were "SAVAGE TIMES" in our era FOR A REASON. And his student well, who's to say the Aliens killed him before putting his head in a jar and he's not alive and suffering a bad case of "I have no ability to talk or yell....But I must SCREAM"), hell the Environmentalists never bothered to think an outside source with the power to do something wouldn't have just took their likely "one sided" story of "corporate greed" as an excuse to condemn ALL of mankind starting with them to extinction as the two skeletons are implyes to be them. Slavery is likely not a thing with the other species and ended up being a thing of mankind seeing how they were curious on how the CIA willingly handed over prisoners who may or may not be degenerates and some might have been innocents that "no one would miss" to "barter" knowledge and technology cause that's straight up slave trade handing a person over like an object for something, so the CIA agents got what they deserved being treated as objects to be studed hopefully with no anesthetics. French wanted to have people pay attention to them they got it....not in the way they wanted but that's what you get when you ask a jerkass power to pay attention to you. And those rebel fighters.....yeah you could have maybe left the island and found a new home but OH NO it's our "ancestoral home", in typical Cthulu fashion, getting another higher power to deal with another never ends well for the summoner, accept the newer power doomed them to a slow agonizing (unless suicide is taken) death, I'd find it funny if the aliens dropped their entire island on a water world and left the rest of humanity alone back on earth. Cthulu cult got what they deserved, you worship an all consuming Cthulu, you should not be surprised when the "all-consumers" first action upon meeting you is to EAT YOU INSTEAD. Doctor never figured that the Aliens would have been smarter then him as he did use them to get his Apocalypse and replant the earth off the ground and their right, looks do NOT signal a "perfect mate" as it's likely the "bimbo" assistant's weaker "inferior" genes would have overwhelmes his "perfect" genes, hence a "more appropriate mate". All in all I do enjoy game's with twist endings like this, especially when it kind of was foreshadowed in trusting a sick jerkass genius fuck like in the Twisted Metal series like Calypso who creates games of murder with the deaths of innocence just to amuse himself with the murder and killing just for him to twist the biggest murderer's wish to watch them in despair as all they fought for was for nothing, I think there were a few times where Calypso's own behavior backfired on him, but those game's that had it always had him back in charge for the next game sooo....

no name life lesson #2: "stop following dead ideologies, no matter how attractive they might be"

PS: the Soviet ending still gives me nightmares.

Gaetano Aviles holy shit!

" You got what you wanted." "But you lost what you had!"

Are you ready?

Justin Smith Joe Skullion

these guys are humorless and straight forward.

They were amused by the French, though.

@@h0rseradish51 hey, they make good music and talk funny so I wouldn't blame them.

Who

@@DahHourglass If you're talking about Calypso, I suggest you go back to episode 30 of Creepy Bad Endings. It'll all make sense soon

They want alien's technology by offfering humans or animals to the alien how good is it?

@@fushigiman140 what he saying is they're getting their just desserts. And it is a painful that for every single one of them

And so, the aliens drained the D. C. Swamp and made America great again!

Its true. If they had the power, they would have one the same thing to these aliens. Possibly have with others before.

They’ve been dissected alive

Yea

TerraformTrent Aye, i had to put on headphones over here...

It's a good thing I wore my headphones for the entirety of this video.

I know right? Is pretty hard cuz the distorted voice.

like everyone else in this comment, I had headphones. Trust me, you hear what he,s saying MUCH better.

They can still repopulate.

Can i join your club?

I'm gonna have nightmares with the soviet ending... that ending caught me off guard

You Cant Beat D Hahaha, glad somebody agrees with me xD

You Cant Beat D Hahaha, glad somebody agrees with me xD

@Stellar Axl Yeah, talk about Surprise Creepy.

Joe is too much of a radical surfboarder to get trolled bro

Cait Sith That sounds fun as hell

Or a vore cult

@@dragonempress8367 🤨

endngs*

*WHAT*

We all would. We can learn a thing or two from Joe.

@@dnmstarsi In fact, I decide to include him in my the new chapter for my comic, The Non-Dimensional Fuckery.

ILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

Maybe he would force them to participate in another Twisted Metal contest and they get killed?

Actually Twisted Metal Lost Endings covered this, with Charles Kane who "just wanted a chance to drive again, one last time.", and well.. got it Calypso is so impressed by his desire to just play and his ruthlessness, that he goes ahead and makes him his personal chauffeur.

Only one that comes to mind is Hammerhead from TM1. All they wanted, was the babes. I mean what's Calypso supposed to do? Give them a DVD of the talking pig movie?

Boinkity C. Nah. Now ya gotta throw the whole universe away

imagine If that happened today.

"Get ready, I'm about to come!"

For me it's Captain Cutlass, he's so badass the aliens are like "Alright, you get to be even MORE badass, go kick some tail, broski."

As islam

These guys are more the HP Lovecraft kind, though.

See? This clearly shows that those aliens represent karma!

Who doesn't?

but how's the fate of those 3 fatties of Soviets

@@nonamelel1572The soviets apparently

10/10 profile picture

Yes. My people.

This is where the Danganronpa fandom takes over youtube Either that or just has a random conversation talking about the characters

Bruh all I did was make a comment about this game (critical depth) how does my pfp have to do with anything

Yeah good point Honestly I was just kind of happy to randomly see someone else who likes Danganronpa on a video where you don't really expect it But I agree with your original comment that this was a great video like usual

Captain Cutlass: U forgotten Me?

Nah don't worry me too and I mean the aliens seem to be peaceful after that lol instead of invading they just surf he probably just saved the earth. so best ending for sure.

Who isn’t?

Not too late i STILL play this

Rickey Weston cutlass Joe and what I'm assuming the island protectors?

the island protectors didn’t really get a good ending either, they don’t have enough resources to survive

So it's: 1.) Captain Cutlass 2.) Joe Skullion 3.) Who's the third one?

The james bond refference unlock character has a good ending

@@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 i guess the cult, cause they get that wanted, ve one with zornad

My Head Is In A Jar, and I MUST Scream!

Yeah I can't tell if they're incompetent or evil

This is why all good Americans should be terrified of the Reds

Because why not?

believe me I had trouble sleeping when I saw that ending a long time ago on youtube.

True question is, was that all just part of the transforming process and everyone will end up becoming just one person that represents the mix of everyone on Earth or will everyone just become a shambling mass of human persons?

That thing sound like The legions reference

A Woomy Boi "You are still a coward guy" I can't get over it lol

r e a l l y r e a l l y s c a r y g u y

Also, frog” is also a slur in French... Try having cotton as the symbol of an African team...

No, they talk about.how human were apes but now consume the planet , so the resources back to marine life, the real dominating

Kullen64 In another secret ending, the aliens wanted dolphins to be the chosen ones. But in this ending, I think the punchline is that the Team Earth faction wanted to use the pods to destroy the exploiters to save the environment... The aliens did just that.

@@hyperion3145 The aliens must have played Echo the Dolphin.

At the time they probably just sampled the voice using a sampler device, then played it back by pressing a bunch of keys simultaneously. This would have played back the voice at different sample rates, and different pitches, which would have modulated it (giving it the chorus effect). But, you can't really do that on Audacity easily, though if you were using Pro-Tools/Logic it would be very easy to do. I did something similar with this song I made, but I used higher-pitched original samples so the effect is different because the intention was different. www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/795631

lol Awesome ^_^

Damn, you called it pal.

and notice that there is no "Critical Depth" in the title of the video. Maybe that's why it caught the attention of many who didn't even know the game. If you type "Critical Depth" on KZfaq there will be many more non-game related videos.

Yes I did show them, in Creepy Bad Endings Extra # 6.