Creepy Boyfriend POVs (w/ Jordan Adika)

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@Korra228 Жыл бұрын

I've never seen anyone as creepy and hilarious at the same time. This man has MASTERED comedy horror.

@grandmasgopnik9642 11 ай бұрын

I’ve never been more uncomfortable honestly impressive

@ashvideoer 11 ай бұрын

Facts

@bluebell560 9 ай бұрын

unironically

@demetriam2408 8 ай бұрын

@@bluebell560naw he's ironic

@PeytonPearson Сағат бұрын

he's SO FUCKING GOOD AT IT LMAOOO

@eternallustformedusa4844 Жыл бұрын

the long breaks of him smiling feels like i’m watching an analog horror

@amysaysbye Жыл бұрын

i was like damn the new episode of mandela catalogue looks great 😭

@iceberglettuce_liker Жыл бұрын

pov: i am your true savior

@demoliman Жыл бұрын

@@amysaysbye not what I expected, but truly shivered my timber’s and gave me that classic, unrivalled analogue horror feel.

@JaxontheOkay Жыл бұрын

the movement stops completely but the background noise and static keep growing louder and louder

@c0athanger Жыл бұрын

Or Dora the explorer

@anarkizt Жыл бұрын

Jordan always has the most succinct way of saying something. Like the “I don’t want you to be closer to my phone than I am”

@i.cant.pick.a.user_name 2 ай бұрын

id honestly rather be farther than him bc i dont wanna have my phone 3 inches from my face and have that man stare at me

@scarlett6143 12 күн бұрын

i hate and love when i read something someone quotes from the video at the exact time they actually say it lol

@NewAgeRenegXde Жыл бұрын

The fact that he clearly has created a wierd, meta, inside joke that baffles everyone is actually commendable. He puts an unreasonable amount of effort into a joke that at the surface looks lower than low effort

@souljahwitchluv 10 ай бұрын

THANK U 😭 i felt like they didn’t read into the sarcasm at ALL

@raimarulightning Ай бұрын

@@souljahwitchluvI've been binging Jarvis recently, and the more I watch, the more I realise he doesn't see or entertain sarcasm in a lot of cases. He also rarely seems to add stuff himself. Jordan is genuinely hilarious on his solo channel, and other reactors I watch often bring intellectual points with citations. And Jarvis just kinda... Laughs? Idk. I don't hate him or anything close. I just realise I'm watching his videos more for his guests than for him.

@jjanggulane 26 күн бұрын

@@raimarulightningi feel that way too, i just felt hesitant to bring it up bc i kinda feel bad abt it.. i think jarvis finds a lot of good content to have as a talking point, but he’s not really that funny on his own 😅 which is perfectly fine bc it can be difficult to be funny

@raimarulightning 16 күн бұрын

@@jjanggulane Oh absolutely! I still think he's fun to watch, but I just don't think I can binge him the way I can with Jordan, Drew, or EthanisOnline

@Viktor_walnut Жыл бұрын

I love the contrast between Jarvis and Jordan’s outfits. Jordan looks like a depressed middle school English teacher, and Jarvis looks like he’s about to go to an arcade in the 80s

@Moonwolf5862 Жыл бұрын

So accurate 👌🤣

@lauratroy13 Жыл бұрын

Jordan gives off mr eddie/Gregory vibes from Abbott elementary

@fltngmmth Жыл бұрын

Jarvis has drip… im wet at least

@cornnflaek6234 Жыл бұрын

A teacher wearing a hoodie?

@Lullla Жыл бұрын

@@cornnflaek6234 yes?

@__m-a-x__ Жыл бұрын

what a ride. I felt premium, then I felt afraid, then it was over. 11/10

@rueclouds1156 Жыл бұрын

beautiful comment

@daisyallen4954 Жыл бұрын

at least he was right about one thing, i do love being here

@biggestastiest Жыл бұрын

im reborn as a shetland pony, basking in my first dusk as my mother nuzzles my ear

@tkdchic78 Жыл бұрын

This is what I’m feeling rn 😅

@milodavis1 Жыл бұрын

I’m gonna need 15:53 as a gif

@graquinn4058 Жыл бұрын

There's no way this guy is serious. And if he's not serious, then I think he's one of the funniest guys ever

@dustyyshellz1320 Жыл бұрын

I was unironically laughing at so many of them but idk if I’m laughing with him or at him😂

@dinolandra Жыл бұрын

he's definitely not serious

@thatoneguy9582 9 ай бұрын

the parts where he’s literally just describing what you do with the objects he is roleplaying as are uneblievably funny to me

@sergeantstinker 9 ай бұрын

"I'm sorry I called your mom a... a loser dummy dummy" Jarvis is so sweet he has a hard time coming up with a hypothetical insult 😭

@Dx815 Жыл бұрын

This guy makes me think of the way Christian Bale described Tom Cruise - very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes

@KhayJayArt Жыл бұрын

That's. ... actually the best description of Tom Cruise I've ever read.

@alexanderlane6115 Жыл бұрын

@@KhayJayArt the context of the quote is that Bale's performance in American Psycho was based on Cruise

@sourgreendolly7685 Жыл бұрын

@@alexanderlane6115 That makes so much sense.

@lethaldream50 Жыл бұрын

@@alexanderlane6115 that is incredible I SEE IT

@hirtisrandolph4843 Жыл бұрын

Jarvis, this isn't "licking his lips", he's eating his own soul patch, moisturizing his chin and checking to see if his necklace tastes like pennies.

@lrizzard Жыл бұрын

fr he consumed his whole soulpatch

@bethanychatman9531 Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭🤣🤣

@Pvnk_Eternal Жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@NagitosWifeSpotty Жыл бұрын

i swear to god everytime he does that, his soulpatch loses a hair. aint no way they aren't being ripped tf out 💀

@dahliadoll1110 Жыл бұрын

He's flossing with the hairs that get pulled out

@marpinteacup6395 11 ай бұрын

How Jordan just launches himself the moment the guy becomes naked at the start is such a fun thing to rewatch

@bobert_jobert 8 ай бұрын

The last one of him just cutting off the girl mid-sentence and slowly smiling had me in HYSTERICS

@user-fb4jc3ol1y Жыл бұрын

i will never get over jordan getting so shocked he started crawling

@xX_Knives_Xx Жыл бұрын

nobody talks abt this part enuff

@amysaysbye Жыл бұрын

absolute goblin energy and i love him for it edit: don't tell him i said that though i have to keep up my ruse of hating him

@adfaklsdjf Жыл бұрын

can we get a timestamp?

@thth3589 Жыл бұрын

1:27

@thth3589 Жыл бұрын

@beetocks 1:27

@catboypride Жыл бұрын

his face is so… unmoving. cold. watching an extremely animated person talk is so entertaining… he is the opposite. in every way. not even boring, but the way his face moves makes me shiver in fear.

@frognamedjog Жыл бұрын

Its so uncanny valley

@rinwhittney5039 Жыл бұрын

you're so right, every expression and movment seems calculated to try and come off as attractive as possible but it just gives off uncanny valley

@StellarSaturn7440 Жыл бұрын

his eyes look devoid of all life. he is not human.

@placeholderdoe Жыл бұрын

I want to jump out of my skin and continue life as a skeleton

@elizafischer7229 Жыл бұрын

It's sad because he would look really attractive if he acted like a regular guy but all his mannerisms are so uncomfortable

@nekorina9011 Жыл бұрын

I stg this feels like a nightmare for any neurodivergent person. The fake smile he just has on the entire time...the awkward tension you can't get away from...the forced eye contact T0T and the fact that hes acting SO polite and really laying it on thick with the compliments so it makes you feel bad for even attempting to reject him - UGHHHH I wouldn't know what to do if I was approached by someone like this

@mrthomas_19218 Жыл бұрын

I've seen horror films and laughed, I watch this guy and feel scared for my family's safety

@peachykeen1409 Жыл бұрын

I feel like someone told him he had a nice smile once, and he turned it into a personality.

@peachykeen1409 Жыл бұрын

@@deimoskaischylos fr!! I also feel like he forgets about digital footprint XD

@ariw9405 Жыл бұрын

Perfect explanation

@Rattinqz Жыл бұрын

@@peachykeen1409 its satire😂😂

@Memu_ Жыл бұрын

I'm very sure it's satire

@NicciGemz Жыл бұрын

Or he's just having fun. It feels harmless and he does have a nice smile. It's cringe, but harmless cringe 🤷

@whatthehelliot Жыл бұрын

I rewatched their reactions to the dude being naked like 15 times lmao, jarvis' double flinch and jordan immediately getting on his hands and knees made me absolutely lose it

@partIycIoudy Жыл бұрын

Sameee haha

@Chiefkeefer78 Жыл бұрын

he was never naked in the video tho

@whatthehelliot Жыл бұрын

@@Chiefkeefer78 1:15 this is what I'm talking abt, and it's obviously censored here but in the original tiktok he is fully nude lol

@brkh96 Жыл бұрын

@@whatthehelliot how is that even allowed? Smfh

@offingpoet Жыл бұрын

@@brkh96 it’s twitter , anything is allowed there

@ArchOwl 9 ай бұрын

it doesn't feel like these videos end, it just feels like his animation cycle does and he launches into the dialogue tree again

@macularius Жыл бұрын

the 30-second break to provide constructive criticism for the glove/fist thing, complete with illustrative hand gestures, is what makes this truly premium content

@Mr.N0B0DY. Жыл бұрын

everytime this guy licks his lips and does the sensual voice thing it makes me feel like i'm getting violated mentally by a telepathic alien

@lebyam1512 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@orukarm Жыл бұрын

So I’m not the only one who feels mentally violated?

@beefbaby9840 Жыл бұрын

very accurate description

@Mr.N0B0DY. Жыл бұрын

@@beefbaby9840 thanks

@ThePoisonLotus Жыл бұрын

this man feels like a junji ito character, the way he stares unflinchingly forward, absolutely deadpan, saying the most heinous things possible

@elise9189 Жыл бұрын

HELP I’ve never heard something more accurate

@badger6882 Жыл бұрын

realest comment

@claranadine1086 Жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh that's so accurate

@emmafrentrop863 Жыл бұрын

THATS HOW IVE FELT THIS FEELING BEFORE THANK YOU

@nekorina9011 Жыл бұрын

The dude from The Human Chair comes to mind

@defenderofmen11 Жыл бұрын

I've have never laughed so hard while also being terrified in my life.

@slimeyboyyy Жыл бұрын

the polar opposite difference in the way Jordan and Jarvis react to stuff is immaculate

@beepityboopity Жыл бұрын

Jordan’s non-committal “gold” in the beginning truly takes premium to a new level

@sourgreendolly7685 Жыл бұрын

I had to go back cuz I missed it 😂 thank you

@chaossmith3864 Жыл бұрын

Nothing quite encapsulates Free Premium Content ™ better than that imo lol

@CureSmileful Жыл бұрын

I love the standard gooolds on this channel, but Jordan's are especially precious

@bird__man Жыл бұрын

whenever Jordan is in a Gold video it really feels even MORE premium. The dynamic between these two is top tier 👌

@nesamdoom Жыл бұрын

Jarvis Johnson! GOLD: PLATINUM

@6Shots_ofEspresso Жыл бұрын

@@nesamdoom Jarvis Johnson: GOLD: PLATINUM: GOD TIER

@rottingstarz Жыл бұрын

@@6Shots_ofEspresso is that the jester from the living dolls game

@Ringoshiiro Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@goldenmolelover Жыл бұрын

@@6Shots_ofEspresso Jarvis Johnson: GOLD: PLATINUM: GOD TIER: (SHINY EDITION)

@burcebanning Жыл бұрын

15:36 is sending me because he sounds so genuinely concerned about it

@Yessica13 Жыл бұрын

Jordan saying "I love tacos!" at 11:25 would an amazing reaction gif (although it really needs sound to reach it's full potential)

@aew2001 Жыл бұрын

the non-blinking stare in the shampoo one, combined with the grin has all my self-preservation instincts telling me to run as fast as I can, as far as I can

@verdanttheveiledwitch7430 Жыл бұрын

Same. This guy absolutely has "I want to wear your skin" vibes.

@4nn4h Жыл бұрын

@@verdanttheveiledwitch7430 pov I am your skeleton

@NoYeahNah Жыл бұрын

I never want to wash my hair again. I'm going full feral.

@justcallmekai1554 Жыл бұрын

@@4nn4h "Wow it sure is getting a bit hot in here.. are you scared? Don't be. It will be over soon."

@tillitillibom3299 Жыл бұрын

@@justcallmekai1554 "hey, no don't be scared, ill make sure you won't even feel anything, you'll drift off soon"

@Ravenmellow Жыл бұрын

This guy gives heavy ‘criptid trying to seem human’ vibes. He’s giving some uncanny valley aesthetics. He feels like he’s doing his best ‘I’m definitely a normal human just doing normal human things’ impression

@sleepybun908 Жыл бұрын

FR THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING- he’s giving AI

@JvS1711 Жыл бұрын

Under the skin, for real.

@malikevans2615 Жыл бұрын

Did you mean cryptic, stupid? Tf is criptid?

@zor6855 9 ай бұрын

shane madej core

@christinajackson6309 7 ай бұрын

And he’s not doing a good job of it lol

@Meggly1918 Жыл бұрын

Jordan: he has like a completely unpredictable energy Immediately cuts to Vid of his lips “vibrating” Truer words have never been spoken

@WickedKatze 8 ай бұрын

the way this guy smacks his lips every time he starts a line is an auditory nightmare

@deepseasquid7961 Жыл бұрын

He makes me feel like i'm being held hostage by an alien that doesn't know how to act human

@Hunt_o_kar Жыл бұрын

Lol spot on

@QUEERVEEART Жыл бұрын

LOL i love this comment, so accurate

@naosouumpatopoha7861 Жыл бұрын

that's exactly how it feels deepsea squid

@icu3869 Жыл бұрын

Him😃😃🫦👅😛😘😉 Us:🤔😳🫢😲🙄🫣🤣

@lav-kitty Жыл бұрын

@@naosouumpatopoha7861 um ganso :DD

@isitleeyourelookingfor6352 Жыл бұрын

I''ll give him this: At least he ACTUALLY knows what a POV is, unlike 70% of TikTok

@frankisnot1148 10 ай бұрын

This is a VERY low bar tho lmao

@ica3639 10 ай бұрын

I mean technically tiktok povs are still povs just 3rd person

@waewae 9 ай бұрын

@@ica3639ig movies are also 3rd person povs? like why would you even call it a pov if its just a normal video???

@loosegoosewithacaboose Жыл бұрын

i have not laughed this hard as a mix of pure terror and uncomfort but also pure hilarity

@i-love-my-cat-milo9 Жыл бұрын

This man has made me feel such a level of uncomfortableness that I never thought was possible, and I regret ever learning about him. At least Jarvis and Jordan were there to make it less painful .-.

@mouthwaterin Жыл бұрын

I think u mean uncomfort LMAO

@i-love-my-cat-milo9 Жыл бұрын

@@mouthwaterin same difference lmao

@choisok Жыл бұрын

@@mouthwaterin I think you meant discomfort ^^

@maeve-sv6wd 7 ай бұрын

@@mouthwaterinso close! it’s discomfort

@bookishbatty420 Жыл бұрын

When he said “pov: I’m shampoo” I thought he was just going to sit there in silence and watch me win imaginary arguments

@necrolifter Жыл бұрын

If my body wasn't constantly in a state of fight or flight, I think these POVs would do it. Thanks dudes, I hate it!

@placeholderdoe Жыл бұрын

Every time I see one of his videos I want to scream, vomit, crawl out of my skin, and touch grass as a skeleton.

@Teddy-mo9bn Жыл бұрын

I'm not a person who gets uncomfortable very easily, but these videos made me want to disembark the plane of consciousness

@rat_dragon Жыл бұрын

@@placeholderdoe every time I see one of his videos I laugh out of funniness or embarassment

@thefluffyeasteregger Жыл бұрын

I actually got startled when he started making the phone vibration sound effect. So uncanny

@stockofwood8152 Жыл бұрын

For real, the amount of times I have involuntarily yelled at the screen over the course of this video - too high to count

@MsSmile300 9 ай бұрын

If I wake up and the first thing my man says is "damn you stank 😡" we're gonna fight fr

@Rusty_Crowz 11 ай бұрын

21:19 "you" "me? (licks lips)" "yes..." (staring longingly into eachothers eyes) "then take a bite.." (i start seasoning their arm and cooking it, finally after doing all that i have a delicious human arm steak, thank you for your patronage!) - canibalistic crow society

@ButterPrime Жыл бұрын

All these creepy boyfriends need to have a fight to see who's the worst

@placeholderdoe Жыл бұрын

Alternative: we send all the creepy men to an island far from any other land

@Hunt_o_kar Жыл бұрын

And at the end we crown the prime boyfriend

@Spidertheidiot Жыл бұрын

I don't want a fight, I want a dating show with all of them. No women; they date eachother in order to find the prime boyfriend.

@dracyan3552 Жыл бұрын

and the top 2 get to date each other.

@Hunt_o_kar Жыл бұрын

@Dracyan ah yes, it’s all coming together perfectly

@rateeightx Жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed harder than I did at "POV: I just be chilling" in a good while.

@Audreyperson37 Жыл бұрын

I lost it at that part so fucking funny

@BlueBanana. Жыл бұрын

@@Audreyperson37 Fr

@ehrmanehrmann7115 Жыл бұрын

At 17:20 I got such bad full body disgust that my skin felt creepy-crawly and my hands went to claw his gross-ness from the back of my knees while I shuddered is horror!😨🤢 J&J I hate you for doing this to me!😡😢

@aspena5980 Жыл бұрын

At 15:49 why does he he look like a character from a puppet combo horror game

@sophie00001 Жыл бұрын

Uh yeah I’d like a written apology from Jarvis and Jordan for showing this to me

@silverandexact Жыл бұрын

I want reimbursement for the therapy I'm going to need because of this.

@amandapanda2432 Жыл бұрын

i'd also like an apology for the mispronunciation of gif

@supermaryg Жыл бұрын

Most unrealistic thing about this is him thinking girls put their wallets in their back pocket. Had a chain wallet in high school and all my back pockets wore thru cuz they weren't made to hold anything lol.

@frognamedjog Жыл бұрын

Fr. I've been putting my phone in the same back pocket every time and it literally wore through the jeans, leaving a gaping hole that can't hold anything😭

@tiani3533 Жыл бұрын

we have pockets? what magical world do people live in?

@expertlayman6800 Жыл бұрын

thought of this myself. a lot of women's jeans are made of such thin, low quality material that even putting a phone in the back pocket will wear holes into it, much less a fucking leather trifold

@rebeccahicks2392 Жыл бұрын

@@tiani3533 jeans do, just not large or good ones.

@tiani3533 Жыл бұрын

@@expertlayman6800 This might be for the best if he is our wallet

@localspacearsonman9992 Жыл бұрын

he blinks incredibly infrequently and it’s terrifying. Thank you kings for another premium video 🙏

@catcat365 11 ай бұрын

22:23 babe wake up, new matching pfps just dropped

@dezzyjones Жыл бұрын

His pauses remind me of when dora and boots are waiting for you to respond to a prompt. Lifelessly staring into your soul

@epsilion7640 Жыл бұрын

every one of his videos feel like something a kidnapper would rant at you while you are tied to a chair in his basement

@amethyst0ne Жыл бұрын

The accuracy of this description Lmao!!!

@SoftBunnyPaws Жыл бұрын

As a writer of yanderes, I feel this.

@HypnoStellar 10 ай бұрын

0:04 i don’t know why i love the way he says “GOOOOOOLLLD” in the background every time so much

@IronWangCreates 4 ай бұрын

I thought it was a clip from the audio of the guy from Austin Powers “Goldmember” yelling “I love gooold”

@lumiere6411 Жыл бұрын

man that j-k-l line at 13:39 was so good

@maxbracegirdle9990 Жыл бұрын

Did you know the Dr who invented the stethoscope did it because he was uncomfortable asking woman/girls to take their tops off so he could put his ear on their stomachs/chests, which is how they used to do it?? So he just rolled up a piece of paper and found that it amplified the sound

@tkdchic78 Жыл бұрын

Thank god 🙏🏻

@maxbracegirdle9990 Жыл бұрын

@@tkdchic78 It's pretty cool, right?? Drs in the 1810s probably weren't horrible people (most of them,) but they weren't exactly known for their nicetys. It's good to know that there were some good ones back then, and he made it comfortable for women to be examined by male Drs for almost 200 years while also advancing the science because it gives a better sound than just an ear. Good guy.

@jopo26 Жыл бұрын

Me dummy read the dr as dr dre

@joyboy8280 Жыл бұрын

Lord I thought you were talking about "Doctor Who" and i was so confused about what part of the lore did I not understand

@Montesama314 Жыл бұрын

@@joyboy8280 That kinda sounds like something the Doctor would do. Some incarnation was just a little averse to being that close to his female companions in medical emergencies, so he figured, "I'm making something for that."

@blood-soup Жыл бұрын

That “POV I just be chilling” made me CACKLEEEEE dear god it was so dumb lmfaooo. The lack of material, purpose, emotion, etc in that one is ART

@RealPotatoNoFlakes Жыл бұрын

I had to tap out at 3:43, dude’s stare was freaking me out

@placeholderdoe Жыл бұрын

His gaze is more dead than my grandfather

@Melodii.G 2 ай бұрын

@placeholderdoe It's more dead than me on the inside

@hanacinnabun Жыл бұрын

Mans looks like he’s on the brink of tears at every moment. PROBABLY CAUSE HE DOESNT BLINK

@joedyisonfire4903 Жыл бұрын

The clip of the Twitter Guy gets me every time. Jordan just dragging himself across the floor while Jarvis sits there in shock.

@katipop2 11 ай бұрын

@@homerj.simpson2514 this one was pretty low effort bud

@victoriaadderhold Жыл бұрын

Jarvis's and Jordan's good vibes are fighting hard to counteract the creep factor of this man

@katuni08 Жыл бұрын

Perfectly said. My shoulders kept tensing up and relaxing depending who was on screen!

@lovrboi Жыл бұрын

lmaooo fr

@icu3869 Жыл бұрын

🧑🏽‍⚕️Your hard beats increasing Jurassicly!😃Are you getting turned on?🫵😳😫PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES!!!(panicking)

@RaiKing42 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I physically distanced myself from my phone whenever he's on screen

@cavanmorber3238 Жыл бұрын

I laughed for about a minute as soon as Enoch said "POV. I'm your shampoo." with the straightest face I've ever seen.

@anumrose3762 Жыл бұрын

6:20 I'm so uncomfortable it hurts

@tian8867 Жыл бұрын

too many people told this guy he has "a really nice smile" and now we all have to suffer the consequences

@hauntedsunsets Жыл бұрын

the sheer psychic damage that shampoo one did to me

@beans1557 Жыл бұрын

6:45 Every part of my body that was capable of it retracted and contorted in the most intense discomfort I’ve ever felt

@redundantmartyr Жыл бұрын

I was getting ready to slide out of my own skin until the "I be chillin'" POV, which was extreme Jordan energy.

@redundantmartyr Жыл бұрын

Never mind, the skin's comin' off.

@Tweedle-Stupid Жыл бұрын

@@redundantmartyr we need to do a scientific study between “just be chilling” and “Your breath stinks”, to figure out at what point in between is the skin-removal point. The shampoo? The wallet? Who knows

@kaalliinna Жыл бұрын

every single lip-licking makes me move away from my device even further. and he's the one who should be doing that

@KhayJayArt Жыл бұрын

Mans needs some carmax

@sibling_of_sin 5 ай бұрын

i am in a continuous and torturous loop of physically recoiling

@LalaKathleen Жыл бұрын

10:08 he just be chilling

@Cyphynte Жыл бұрын

The moment smells started being mentioned I immediately started trying to escape into the fabric of my chair. I cannot handle this

@lumcoy Жыл бұрын

this 100% has to be satire, this guy is a comedy genius

@yinyelya Жыл бұрын

it is!

@mightymeatymech Жыл бұрын

@@yinyelya I weirdly wanna believe that. He's a good looking dude and if this is satire that means he's freaking hilarious 😭 I wish him the best, I just hope this ain't his rl rizz lol

@goldenmolelover Жыл бұрын

@@mightymeatymech it is very much satire, he has a higher understanding of humor and is using it to his advantage

@mweeming Жыл бұрын

@@mightymeatymech you don't have to believe it because it's true

@ensommeille5315 Жыл бұрын

it 100% is, this man is so funny

@nightcollapse 7 ай бұрын

8:42 *looks around, making sure no one is nearby* *licks lips and pulls out a gun*

@theskullchild1975 7 ай бұрын

"Yes, give me all your dandruff"

@MariaCastillo-gv4db Жыл бұрын

"the degree to which i don't like this it's very hard to explain" (looks at the camera) "it's repulsive" LMAO

@kaflora Жыл бұрын

“Damn you stink” made my laugh so painfully hard

@arvayahrozier4402 10 ай бұрын

This guy doesn't blink enough. It's giving uncanny valley.

@JaxontheOkay Жыл бұрын

1:58 not gonna lie i thought he was gonna start moving the camera around to simulate his head being used as a shampoo bottle lmaooo

@xiliati Жыл бұрын

'youre in a relationship and you go I have no limit. I'm a golden god' sounds like Jordon's been reading his domineering CEO wattpad stories

@ncdmusicinspires Жыл бұрын

his wHAT?!??!!??!????

@shhh.im.thinking3069 Жыл бұрын

Link

@shhh.im.thinking3069 Жыл бұрын

Link pls

@4nn4h Жыл бұрын

Please link

@_Funaroma Жыл бұрын

9:34

@ItsPartlySunny Жыл бұрын

This dude could throw a jump scare in one of these POVs and would be so effective the way he just stairs and freezes is so scary

@chlaciecc Жыл бұрын

IM LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF SOBBING AND I START ACTUALLY CACKLING WHILE MY TEARS FLOW BECAUSE OF STUPID 18:18 IM ACTUALLY PEEING MYSELF I CANNOT DO THIS

@creamii7017 2 ай бұрын

ITS SO STUPIDJWIJENDNDNHD

@dshanley7 Жыл бұрын

Haven't made it past 1:22 because I can't stop reliving that amazing reaction from Jordan. Also I have to ask...the song says "nothing can stop me, I'm all the way up"...and the guy is nude.........you know

@emilyrieck5252 Жыл бұрын

Jarvis's beanie is clinging on for dear life

@lebyam1512 Жыл бұрын

@Price8903 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@viviannagoh Жыл бұрын

I didn't even know he had a beanie on until I read this

@rileyovertherainebow Жыл бұрын

something about this guy made this one of the hardest videos of yours to watch. he acts so creepy in such an uncanny valley way, like his smile is so unnatural and i don't think he ever blinks

@astoriarego8304 Жыл бұрын

You made it all the way through? God bless.

@TheGrossDemon Жыл бұрын

I swear the more I gotta watch this dude swallow his lip the more unwell I feel lmao everything he says after that just makes me wanna fight

@StardustDi Жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the whole analog horror "alternates". Except that this guy somehow creeps me out even more.

@SheepUndefined Жыл бұрын

I stg you can see his wisdom teeth when he grins

@SheepUndefined Жыл бұрын

@@StardustDi Mandala Catalogue?

@boobadascooba Жыл бұрын

7:00 jordan does eyebrow sorcery?1!!?1!1!?/

@michaelio6548 Жыл бұрын

It’s because he’s a true sigma male

@Watch_Dogg117 Жыл бұрын

13:55 Her favorite color was red, so I dressed in red, painted in red, drove a red car, but it was only when I laid in red that she noticed

@MayBee15 Жыл бұрын

Honestly you guys are lucky I like you enough to finish this video. My body was physically recoiling with every clip of this dude

@astoriarego8304 Жыл бұрын

I didn't make it, but my husband is still watching so they get the view at least. I can still hear it make it stop.

@amysaysbye Жыл бұрын

i got about halfway through by muting the parts where the creepy dude was talking and still had to take a break because it was too much 😭 the things we do for these guys

@gloria3216 Жыл бұрын

I turned away and closed my eyes as a reflex whenever it was slobber time

@foxysbot Жыл бұрын

fr i can’t deal with the mouth noises it’s like asmr 😭

@rowan_like_the_tree Жыл бұрын

@@foxysbotYES as someone with misophonia not only were his vibes repulsive but the MOUTH NOISES were making me nauseous

@AnnieDeLuna2024 Жыл бұрын

I'm so sure he's self aware but I still can't watch a single clip without dying of cringe

@4nn4h Жыл бұрын

I'm right there with you, man

@flossybrand Жыл бұрын

“Turn off location services” “You don’t trust me?” Is CRAZY 🤣🤣🤣

@DragonslayerPS3 Жыл бұрын

Jesus I just watched Danny and Drew react to boyfriend POV now I'm watching Jordan and Jarvis 😂

@Verdelish Жыл бұрын

I can’t even take a peaceful shower now without remembering this man and frankly I ought to be entitled to financial compensation

@Key_1111 Жыл бұрын

Jordan guessing the president on the $5 bill made me laugh way too hard 🤣🤣

@theaceofswords Жыл бұрын

washington... chris hamilton... jabba the hut!

@Key_1111 Жыл бұрын

@@theaceofswords 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too damn funny!

@republicofpluto Жыл бұрын

There's no reason I should be laughing so hard at this video. I can't breathe. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@HannahSoMaFu Жыл бұрын

7:47 omg he looks like he is being held at gunpoint 😅😂

@deismuarti Жыл бұрын

If he didn't do the weird lick thing and stuff like that I think he would be pretty funny. The just chilling and taco one made me genuinely laugh especially after Jarvis pointed out how he's so npc like. Edit: ok it got too creepy I'm very uncomfortable

@standia Жыл бұрын

I mean he is making fun of TikTok thirst traps and he’s quite funny doing so