West Texas Dust-Storm/Trucker Urinalysis Catalog

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@NosebleedPolitics 3 жыл бұрын

*Limestone Outcropping* 1:16 "guy" _Homo sapiens sapiens, Hominidae_ 1:22 _Selaginella lepidophylla, Selaginellaceae_ 1:23 _Myriopteris_ sp., _Pteridaceae_ 1:56 "agerita" _Berberis trifoliata, Berberidaceae_ 2:11 "green sotol" _Dasylirion leiophyllum, Ruscaceae_ 2:21 "dwarf false pennyroyal" _Hedeoma nana, Lamiaceae_ 2:34 "agarita" 2:48 Louie 2:49 "coyote" _Canis latrans, Canidae_ 3:32 Jack & Louie 3:45 limestone formations 4:41 _Echinocereus coccineus_ subsp. _transpecosensis_, _Cactaceae_ [flowering: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rL1dqpqfuKjFpHk.html ] 5:17 limestone shelter *Igneous Scree* 5:43 "New Mexico agave" _Agave perryi_ ssp. _neomexicana_, _Agavaceae_ 6:15 crypsis 6:20 _Glandulicactus uncinatus, Cactaceae_ 7:10 "Spanish dagger" _Yucca faxoniana, Agavaceae_ 7:20 _Dasylirion_ sp., _Asparagaceae_ 7:25 "Texas rainbow cactus" _Echinocereus dasyacanthus, Cactaceae_ 7:30 ? "pincushion cactus" _Escobaria_ sp., _Cactaceae_ 7:36 _Glandulicactus uncinatus, Cactaceae_ 8:05 selection pressure 9:17 "New Mexico agave" 10:20 "devilshead" _Echinocactus horizonthalonius, Cactaceae_ 11:33 "beargrass" _Nolina texana, Ruscaceae_ 12:57 Jack 13:22 "Spanish dagger" 13:37 "agerita" 15:06 "Spanish dagger" 16:13 "green sotol"

@kaiganardea9275 3 жыл бұрын

damn Uncle Tony gots hard working followers. I'm glad cause it makes it easy for jackanapes like me. Thanks

@Crowborn 3 жыл бұрын

Hey, this is pretty useful. Thanks!

@MrArtudtoo 3 жыл бұрын

2:49 dead coyote, don't see that every day (at least I don't)

@MrArtudtoo 3 жыл бұрын

Saw a llama once in a similar condition though

@whatabouttheearth 3 жыл бұрын

"Guy, Homo sapiens sapiens" 😄

@Theravadinbuto 3 жыл бұрын

When even the coyotes are getting mummified you know you’re in a mean landscape...

@troyclayton 3 жыл бұрын

I found a bobcat like that, once. Dried out like a cracker under a porch. But, it was spring in New Hampshire- must have freeze dried over the winter.

@Nuthin141 3 жыл бұрын

As a citizen of El Paso, I thank you for providing this resource for plant life in the trans-Pecos region of Texas. Your videos have greatly raised my interests in local flora and fauna ecosystems especially in my area and I hope to one day be able to effectively provide assistance in the preservation and maybe even rejuvenation of our local natural resources and ecological wonders. Again, thank you so much _Joey_ and I hope our wind storms chill out next time you visit our little dusty corner of Texas!

@Blackheathenly 3 жыл бұрын

As an entomologist, I wish I had a tape measure on my finger to measure insects. What a great idea!

@midesti 3 жыл бұрын

As an archaeologist, I wish the same for artifacts.

@himalayantongue 3 жыл бұрын

do it, coward! alternatively, just memorize some measures on your fingers, marked by knuckle lines or whatever. I've done this, got some very precise distances in cm on my fingers by nature, funnily enough

@joefization 3 жыл бұрын

You could use it to measure your wiener too 🤣

@himalayantongue 3 жыл бұрын

@@joefization why not just put the measure on the wiener, kill two birds with one stone

@midesti 3 жыл бұрын

@@joefization You sure could.

@sarpyTurtle11 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what people think when they actually hear you shouting things like "tell me your secrets you prick!" At a rock in the middle of nowhere and just see a lone man walking about looking at things on the ground lol.

@Montino4Ever 3 жыл бұрын

I'd assume a guy was looking at a rock, but that's pribly because I'm also that guy. Hmmm.

@MerkleAkrunphleuphle 3 жыл бұрын

With a camera recording lol

@Dockhead 3 жыл бұрын

its better than the smackhead i see stealing trollies from stores.

@katiekane5247 3 жыл бұрын

You in a dust storm is still better than 90% of what's on here. Thanks for showing us.

@katiekane5247 3 жыл бұрын

@@reptilez howdy my friend! Hope ur well 😃

@M-Eater 3 жыл бұрын

My mouth and breath is now crunchy from all the dust from this vid.

@JoyKathleeen 3 жыл бұрын

"I had too much coffee" will be on his headstone

@maxrockatansky1271 3 жыл бұрын

ive learned so much about the state i live in from your post. i never knew a cool guy like you could appreciate a prickly rough landscape and see the good in it. Showing us the beauty and amazing ability for them to live without water in the blazing heat.

@nickbono8 3 жыл бұрын

That person at 1:16 and the crazy wind and the dust blocking the sun is kinda creepy honestly.

@discblaster9210 3 жыл бұрын

Kinda?

@t.rodrodriguez7470 3 жыл бұрын

Desert plants making a living in rough terrain. Respect.

@craighoover1495 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Joey, when in doubt, please make a video. I always get something out of what you put up.

@thomasbowyer9254 3 жыл бұрын

The amount of knowledge per video is astounding, extremely entertaining too. Keep up the good work

@LaterMeansBrick 3 жыл бұрын

Didn't know that the plant life on mars was this abundant.

@lindashankland5056 3 жыл бұрын

I enjoy your disjointed rants and ramblings, always entertaining...and I learn a few things while listening, so it’s a win-win in my book. 👍

@sagetmaster4 3 жыл бұрын

The difference in iron composition between the two limestones is unlikely to has been secondary fluids that happened post lithification. Possibly some minor sedimentary influx of Fe bearing clays that petered out over time. It doesn't take much Fe percentage wise to change the color significantly

@TheSuperCommentGuy 3 жыл бұрын

Botanizing Mars, you have outdone yourself this time!

@byronlippe 3 жыл бұрын

I grew up in Odessa and worked around the oil fields. I have eaten a lot of dirt. This video reminded me of home 👍😎. Miss the thunderstorms and starry nights. North of Andrew’s they plowed sand off the roads in the spring.

@thedudegrowsfood284 3 жыл бұрын

had to dust the inside of my computer screen

@solardisk3 3 жыл бұрын

I read once the natives used to pinch the spine off a yucca and pull it down the stalk. It would detach with a long, ultra strong filament they would use to sew together animal hides. Ready made sewing needle with the thread attached.

@Shnarfbird 3 жыл бұрын

With our special guest: Wind noise

@Huecohound 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for seeing the beauty of the desert and turning others on to it.

@ericgregory8020 3 жыл бұрын

Tony,you and Nick Zentner ,CWU are by far the best U tube has to offer,the real world..watch your programs over and over,that latin is tough to retain.how the hell can you recall that much info,I used to think I was a fairly smart person but you blow my mind,dont stop teaching ..please ,love ya brother!

@andrewr.786 3 жыл бұрын

Love watching these videos to learn more on the botany of the state I've moved to. Gives me more things to seek out on weekends.

@Doctor_Subtilis 3 жыл бұрын

Be sure to like the video

@slainbybullet 3 жыл бұрын

I love your videos because you cover both things in interested in. Botany and geology

@workerant7874 3 жыл бұрын

This guy, I tell ya. He makes me laugh, I learn shit. Freakin great. What a champ.

@spetty9343 3 жыл бұрын

its fascinating how similar the spines look compared to the grass.

@danielalvarado9156 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for showing West Texas some love! Even though we have crazy weather

@pvtpain66k 3 жыл бұрын

3:25 my cat came from the other room to give me a serious "what the fuck are you watching?" face.

@CattyMcMeow 3 жыл бұрын

I could taste this video

@planterbanter 3 жыл бұрын

I will never get tired of listening to you speak mate haha

@JeffBostick222 3 ай бұрын

This was the first video of Tony's I watched and got me hooked.

@guitarnutbolinuli5788 3 жыл бұрын

The upgraded quality of the video really shows when you get close for detail, looks great! Thanks.

@simonwright6623 3 жыл бұрын

Hell Yeah another one of my favorite time sinks and new passion

@norcalcracks 3 жыл бұрын

Those redwings are the best boots , hands down!

@cameronsandoval7688 3 жыл бұрын

video about my neck of the woods I’m Stoked!

@sammijane1640 3 жыл бұрын

You my friend are an absolute G! Thank you for the porn Love & Peace from West Yorks, UK

@troygoss6400 3 жыл бұрын

I love the plants that grow in west Texas. I need to get back there and do some hiking in the winter. Thank you for sharing.

@ajohnson153 3 жыл бұрын

What amazes me is how much crossover knowledge there is between botany and geology. Obviously it makes perfect sense, but somehow it never crossed my mind.

@sowmindful1501 3 жыл бұрын

Oh how I do not miss these storms from my childhood.

@jermman10 3 жыл бұрын

“Short for me is like 10 minutes long” 17 min into the video 😂😂 love it!

@barbkrienke8400 3 жыл бұрын

Great vid!!! I love all of the things I learn from you.

@gup8175 3 жыл бұрын

Nice, thanks Joe.

@Tommyr 3 жыл бұрын

Your lungs must be really hating it. Thanks for another fine video!

@fastwest433 3 жыл бұрын

Love your videos! I’m from the west Texas area. We always look at the sun during the day while in a dust storm. Not so much at night though 🤪

@nathanfinch7395 3 жыл бұрын

just listened to your podcast where you mentioned the broken windshield. good stuff

@ericstoever9577 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for that.

@DrDjones 3 жыл бұрын

Neat berber trifoliate. I like my trifoliate orange plant here in the SE

@StillOnTrack Жыл бұрын

Cool shit! Thanks for documenting the dust storm!

@nopetuber 3 жыл бұрын

That sky looks almost exactly like pictures from Mars

@PenntuckytheCrag 3 жыл бұрын

we love your rants as much as your knowledge of plants

@patrickblock2477 3 жыл бұрын

Your ramblings are like a cool drink in the desert

@scowell 3 жыл бұрын

I love your stuff, especially west Texas... I was born and raised out there. Sorry you had the dust, it's not a regular occurrence like Lubbock, Amarillo etc.

@spicy110 3 жыл бұрын

You are awesome dude!

@backtothebasics9366 3 жыл бұрын

Love your videos dude. I appreciate the time you take to share your knowledge. Anyways. Fuckoff I got work to do

@ChristenW 2 жыл бұрын

That Glandulicactus is so cool! And, the Berberis (agarita to me) might look mean but it makes a delicious fruit..

@itsrachelfish 3 жыл бұрын

3:21 holy shit the wind sound, this is like ANTI-ASMR

@J_Lag 3 жыл бұрын

Seeing the sun like that reminds me of a sunset on Mars.

@suzysheer66 3 жыл бұрын

Never noticed the tat at 14:50 before ! kewl idea.

@HyrimBot 3 жыл бұрын

During contact metamorphism, if the right minerals are present in the protolith, chemical reactions can happen to form new minerals. A good example of this is where a limestone rock, made mostly of CaCO3, contains some quartz grains (SiO2). Think of a coral reef near a coastal beach where river sand might wash into the limestone forming environment. The heat of contact metamorphism drives the chemical reaction: CaCO3 + SiO2 => CaSiO3 + CO2 This forms a new mineral called Wolastonite with the formula CaSiO3.

@arnoldmmbb 3 жыл бұрын

awesome video my guy

@Toddis 3 жыл бұрын

The Cactus Savior 💦 🌵

@camilianSLC 3 жыл бұрын

i dont know why but i love this one

@mdog86 3 жыл бұрын

Hills Have Eyes looking dude up on the cliff was creepy as fuck lol

@GryphonEDM 3 жыл бұрын

You need to get one of those fluffy mic guards for the wind haha still a cool video :p

@rridderbusch518 3 жыл бұрын

Dust-goggles for the daaags, please! GFY. Bye.

@TheRobotViking 3 жыл бұрын

Can you make a quick video about how to deal with the authorities when they approach you in the wild? I've had a few humorous interactions and I'm curious about your tactics. thanks! be well brother

@lfrias78 3 жыл бұрын

The only place I’ve been with meaner dust storms is Kuwait. Nothing like a mouth full of sand to wear your teeth down.

@brianballa3086 3 жыл бұрын

love it...

@CreationVibration 3 жыл бұрын

Sweeeeetd!ckdaddywitdacandybawls!!!

@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 3 жыл бұрын

Author unknown. Written on a boxcar somewhere. Oh what a poet he/she was.

@BearMeat4Dinner 3 жыл бұрын

Wow man!

@xiphophorus3088 3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to come back to CA for wildfire season.

@aboz8649 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@overthemoon3614 3 жыл бұрын

"You can stare at the sun, even in the daytime."

@richardp6461 3 жыл бұрын

Go for it. Should be OK.🌞👀ouch!

@_MISTY-RAIN_ 3 жыл бұрын

Thx

@midesti 3 жыл бұрын

I have a 15 year old agave (not sure of the species) and a young Solanum quitoense growing indoors, and you know it when you bump into them.

@treebeard7140 3 жыл бұрын

My aloe ferox is getting harder to water every year. Pointy bastards.

@cgriggsiv 3 жыл бұрын

Yes my good man you are definitely an extremely windy windy day blocking out the Sun and everything else that's a lot of sand up there in this sky Sandstorm heaven or hell

@chezmoi42 3 жыл бұрын

I wondered what that music was, thanks.

@TheSchmidtsu 3 жыл бұрын

Come on up to Lubbock. We got some Texas Blueweed, some wonderful smelling alfalfa, and my personal favorite opening here for the next few weeks only apricot globemallow. Globemallow blooms in full sun early June, smells amazing.

@chezmoi42 3 жыл бұрын

Oh, that looks gorgeous. Love the Malvaceae.

@darkfur18 3 жыл бұрын

correction: you can stare at the sun, but only during totality. It's during the end of totality where all the eye-burning happens, so watch your time.

@KyleTheShaman 3 жыл бұрын

💚

@markmiller4503 3 жыл бұрын

Crazy that dog was sleeping in such a storm

@ratclit 3 жыл бұрын

3:20 holy shit that wind is crazy

@Montino4Ever 3 жыл бұрын

Hi plant daddy

@dbob8800 3 жыл бұрын

how many areas of USA that you have visited are directly affected by the loss of large herds of migrating herbivores? by that I mean if you were to put them back would you say there would be a change toward the normalisation of the local ecology?

@wadestanton 3 жыл бұрын

When the bomb squad replaces their equipment you can get their used telescoping mirrors, they use all sizes, some are convex. That's how you see those yucca flowers

@Yestradamus- 3 жыл бұрын

The prelude is worth 3 likes !!!

@mevvern 3 жыл бұрын

on mars the sun can look pretty blue from all the dust like in this video

@jessegarcia5386 3 жыл бұрын

You definitely know yr shit...👍

@seanbender8367 3 жыл бұрын

Look at that leaf skyrocketing

@Ellipsis780 3 жыл бұрын

It's a good video for all your disclaimers.

@IvelLeCog 3 жыл бұрын

You mentioned in an earlier video once the New Zealand Yukka. Would that be what we refer to as Cabbage Trees?

@felixhb12 3 жыл бұрын

Hey Tommy, hope you're good and where nowhere near the train yard shooting that happened yesterday in northern California.

@boscorner 3 жыл бұрын

Was there just a random person sitting on top of that rock formation during those crazy winds? Hippies smh

@discblaster9210 3 жыл бұрын

You mean serial killers?

@boscorner 3 жыл бұрын

@@discblaster9210 haha maybe. That's not too unlikely. but the shot we get of that guy gives me hippie vibes. Maybe it's both! a hippie serial killer.

@weregoat529 3 жыл бұрын

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@sowdiem6047 3 жыл бұрын

That sand storm had me worried Houthi rebels were going to outflank you.

@hairybass480 3 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah. Climb that shit and tell us curious fucks what's what. Thank you!

@LukeMcGuireoides 2 жыл бұрын

Whenever I hear mention of piss jugs I always think of Trailer Park Boys and Ricky's old man

@LukeMcGuireoides 2 жыл бұрын

Ray

@flexbuffchest3383 3 жыл бұрын

That guy up on the cliff was a lookout for the cartel

@-MCMLXXII- 3 жыл бұрын

I hate it when new species are named after people too - it's a banal ego flex, and leaves later generations absolutely no scientific derivation in the nomenclature with which to immediately and easily classify the plant/animal/whatever the fuck else in question. It's literally the opposite of scientific categorization.