I dont think thats how it works

This is underrated

@@tieflingcorpse9817 r/woosh

@@nepalibabuma2595 no thats just a fail at a joke im pretty sure

@@tieflingcorpse9817 yeah it would have been shitty even if he manged to get it right

lune78 glad I’m not alone with this insight

Except of course for those of us who are in a real prison.

That's societal, not psychological. Decades of marketing and human evolution has told us what is considered male and female and I for one want it to stay that way, as do most people. Women like wearing dresses, makeup and high heels and men like wearing boxes, having facial hair and drinking beer and whiskey.

@@Karackal their in both

You guys are all very smart indeed

First time I’ve seen a verified channel as one of the top comments with only 3 likes

I think you were the first creator I ever watched who wasn't toxicly masculine...

@@photofreak56 Also when he talks about feminism on the show, he refers to female creators. This isn't rocket science people

Amanda B so you are womansplaining what manliness should be? Nice.

@@otherpill7008 Did you just assume gender? How do you know Amanda is a woman?

@Ryan Borganson Yea, and? My giant Rats are cute and more intelligent than your dogo!

@Ryan Borganson wtf

@Ryan Borganson Are you insane?

Alyssa Hadler I’m afraid of intergalactic governments.

I'm afraid of heights.

@@timsomething6281 they are always watching

The struggle is real. What drink can I order to not make me look gay?

Appletini

Got fire ?

Manliest man wins hands down

@kevin willems yes that's how the Manliest Man wins

It just ends with them kissing

@@juli9950 I hope

K

Or pink lemonade, or pink cookies, or cake...this dude is missing out on some serious grub

I only like two starburst flavours orange, and lemon and lime

BeastGirl_9000 pink lemonade is the best shit to ever fucking exist

You can be masculine and eat pink tacos

Tiiiimu *none* of the actors *weren't* manly enough..... double negative, so you think all of them are manly enough?

I mean, they had Shioban so.....

MonsieurDeVeteran double negatives always means a positive stop being stupid

Tiiiimu They’re all beta males like the buzzfeed guys

@@MonsieurDeVeteran No, that's incorrect.

How was a video about toxic masculinity more like old collegehumor?

It's still SJW shit, but they actually went to the trouble of having a set, and hiring an actor.

@@Duckman1616 it's the way they used a narrative voice with an introspective single actor. Sounds like someone hasn't even seen the classics. Pleb

Duckman1616 sounds like someone's offended by a joke.

@@Teomaru_ so true, it reminded me of old CH as well but I could not tell why. You gave one reason. Also the filming lighting kinda works similarly as well?

What was toxic about his masculinity? How did anything he said in the first part of the video affect other people negatively?

@@TheUrbanEpicure it affected him in a negative way. isnt that enough?

@@TheUrbanEpicure He was consuming it and it was poisoning him, so....

@@TheUrbanEpicure the first part? I mean it affected him badly.. if he feels so pressured by the world to avoid anything even slightly feminine, he’s not only gonna miss out on things he might enjoy, like cosmopolitans, but the freedom choice. Think about the damage that does to your mental health for example. I’ve seen many people who are obviously struggling avoid therapy because they think it’ll make them look soft or weak. Some people even don’t go to the hospital when they need to, when they get hurt outside for example, and end up with nasty, untreated infections. It’s a real and damaging problem

In 3 minutes that is a world record hes speed running character development

Steven Lester he used to be in countless ch videos

"His voice comes across in his work."

Yeah, the actual *quality* ones of the sketches

WaffleDragon pretty sure that was the joke my guy.

Mike does seem like a girly-man that can't handle drinking whisky, so he makes up a false strawman sketch pretending that men don't actually prefer traditional guy stuff, just so Mike can feel better about his own feminine lifestyle

Jon Doe the video was mocking men that put on a front of being masculine but aren’t comfortable enough with themselves or confident enough to drink a “girly drink” or like a certain color because they’re scared that strangers will perceive them as being feminine. This is not an example of straw manning or mike trying to fit in, its a comedy video. Lighten up.

It's actually teasing whiskey commercials that promotes these idea. If your a real person who adhere to these stereotypes. You might not be a real person.

@@jermainekngdom3154 More accurately, it's pointing out marketing campaign in generals that exploit many men's considerable fear of being seen as girly or feminine. They use their desire to seem masculine to others as a way to sell products to reinforce that feeling. However, this is a very toxic way of living. For one, you'll miss out in life on things you might have enjoyed had you not avoided it. Furthermore, it's degrading to women, as you're implying things that are feminine are somehow terrible or that men shouldn't be seen with the things women use or enjoy. It's not a good mindset. If no feminine things appeal to you, that's okay, but as intrusive as societal indoctrination gets, every man needs to look deep inside and frequently ask themselves exactly why they think they won't like something or why they feel uncomfortable with certain colors, and ask themselves, is it personal preference, or something deeper. And it isn't just the manly outdoorsmen who need to ask themselves these questions. even the most average guy there is is affected by this societal pressure, while they may not be drinking whiskey or hunting deer, they still have their decisions, preferences and likes altered. I am not immune, and neither is anyone else. Also, Women deal with this too, in different manners, but we're talking in the context of men, so I'm not mentioning it.

You... Get that this is a very obvious and not at all profound thing that you've taken the time to spell out extensively, right?

@@1manorgy Considering how many men don't realize this to be true, it is profound for many. I have friends that rip on me SO hard every time I wear a pink shirt...I need new friends.

@@1manorgy right? if CH wanted to just wanted to spell it out, it wouldn't be funny. furthermore, what evidence does he have that "alot of men are missing the point"?

Funny you'd say that, it was exacly like this for native americans :D

😂

and painful

@@reis5011 real men don't care about pain we eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner

Artisinal Pube Grooming

Pink is just light red, and red is the color of BLOOD! Blue is the color of calm, demure, lousy feminine servants!

All young children used to called 'Girls' in the old days, 'Boy' was used as a term for a servant...

Ryhdry colors can’t be gay

Ryhdry or I could not and maybe the joke is stupid lol

Ryhdry lol k.

SaralisaL OR you can drink some water

But what's less manly, drinking a girly drink, or turning down alcohol for water? Choose quickly, you're being judged.

@@Ichithix orange juice

With pulp

EXTRA PULP!

Wouldn't that make it femininity though? I mean like you like feminine things so that's quite feminine

@@joehair3446 exactly. I always wondered about that. It's two separate words for a reason. Masculinity cannot be masculine by acting more feminine. That's like saying being good is about embracing the bad within you

@@joehair3446 Bruh

On both sides. Women aren’t allowed to be angry, and men can only be angry

Grant is in pretty good shape. But he doesn't have the right look.

I honestly just think it was a good opportunity to bring back a CH alumni and they probably wrote it with him in mind

@@benjaminfitzgerald7011 good shape? Well he is indeed very skinny.

Grant is skinny fat bro

Grant’s voice is also camp asf he can’t play a “manly man”

I don't believe you.

@@Ken-df8cp does that mean you trust his advice or not?

This is like if Pinocchio says "My nose *will* grow now"

Peridokusu lol

Ok satan

Hes probably on a director stage

ToExplainLater he’s finally back!

He's Very Mary-Kate's bodyguard :D

L BLOCK

ffglacier He’s 60s Batman!

Trump 2020!!!

Ha! Real men are philosophers and scholars!

True dat

AWWWWW YOU sunk my battle ship!

Dan S ew

Real men don't need to shave they just yell at their face to keep a well groomed look

holy based

He has to know this, bro! D:

When he was OK. Did you guys spend time together?

Sorry to hear that :(

twh94 I’m sorry about your loss

@@sarahy.2442 what did they say?

Return of the Tetris God! :D We remember ;)

Mary Kate's bodyguard!

He was probably growing hair for this video

LINE PIECE!!!

hes actually really funny his instagram is @shollluke for anyone interested!

what about osteoporosis

@@ilikepuns3090 I feel like most won't get this but it's really funny 🤣🤣

Whoooosh? Yeah, definitely whoosh

This hit home 😂😂😂

Have you tried embracing and loving your depression? I might leave you too!

I think the point is that modern notions of masculinity depend on presenting a set of behaviors we’re told are manly, as opposed to acting on a set of values we believe are good.

But we all do at the end. We are unavoidable a species living in a community with other humans, depending on social interactions. Of course you can get to a point where you ignore most of the things around you, but not carrying about anything at all is an illusion I would say. And as Leonardo already mentioned: manly is a very vague description of a bunch of things changing from society to society. Ask yourself: what is manly? Consuming every day at least 1 kg of beef while drinking a liter of beer and watching a football match? Not showing emotions (especially crying)? Not going to the doctor when you actually feel bad? If you ask me we should just get over this useless stereotypes...

Why? This is more or less how the concept of honor worked and still works to some extent. You do something dishonorable and you’re being ostracized by the community.

@@Vladislav888 Society is the problem, because of the dreaded hive mind mentality. If the individual believes contrary to what society dictates, then it would take a huge push on the individuals part to change that society. Which is exactly what is going on right now in the world.

@Leonard Wolf Yikes homie. Yeah of course that would be the ideal goal, and I hope people do that, but it would be pretty ignorant to not see that reality plays a different game. Societal pressure impacts everyone, no matter who you are. You can act as cool and independent of public opinion but even if you stick to just friends and family, chances are one of them made and formed opinions by society. So how can you really say their opinions aren't reflective of a bigger picture? I was just saying that it takes a movement to change society to be better.

Yes

I have crippling levels of self hatred embedded in self deprecating jokes and memes because now i'm afraid that i can't talk to people, as i've already done enough bad things and my friends have their own things and they don't need mine so i just make jokes about 'haha, i hate mirrors and myself and i'm gonna kms' to be funny, and now i'm just someone who makes jokes to them, with no real emotional depth or understanding, just a side character in their life, while i'm only good at advide and jokes so now i just isolate my feelings

i have crippling levels of gamer

@@jakebronoske9935 god you're exactly like me.

@@jakebronoske9935 that's stupid, look at humanity doing stupid things everytime Humanity is not important neither you, What you are worrying about

i love you for this comment

What if u never shower?

Clickbait Cancer that’s good

Doing what you want makes you manly. Oooo-RAH!

Except if it drives you to murder someone that doesn't deserve it

I definitely thought it was him at first.

It's Tetraclese.

I think of him when watching everything!

First, deadpool also talks to the narrator. Second, this actor kinda looks like him tho haha, esp the eyes

Pretty sure Ryan Reynolds has cosmopolitans for breakfast.

"LINE PIECE!"

Of course he returned, legend says an evil dragon is with you.. since birth!

Dark Chocolate I don't avoid female singers but there's only a few that I listen to as I prefer rock and metal. So there's not really a ton of them.

@@scottverge938 if you want some bands with female singers, look at Halestorm and Amaranthe... Pretty awesome bands if you ask me

You need better friends, dude. I listen to everything. From Justin Bieber to reggae to death metal. :)

Haha, that's the dumbest thing I've heard today :D Avoiding female singers because of that. How do they speak to women?

Dark Chocolate Real G's listen to B.I.G and G-Rap,you and you're friends are all gay and weak

I leaned back all, "you ain't that manly"

*should have used flex tape*

monthly ritual... you mean the period?

Lui 421 woosh

No she means the monthly killing of men and using their blood.

Lee Jordan Valdez how many human sacrifices are needed this time?

I'll get the sage

Could not agree more. Like from me!

So, real masculinity is being a shonen protagonist?

@@orekihoutarou6107 Yea masculinity equal shonen protanganist? sound about right

The thing is, a lot of men equate masculinity WITH these superficial constructs and are afraid of showing the least amount of “femininity”, in themselves or others. I had an ex-boyfriend who was utterly confused by the fact that my dad cooked & likes opera and was in touch with his emotions, but was still the family patriarch.

Doing your duty to the world lol looks like someone's been drinking a little too much Pappy Jacks

Nice.

LINE PIECE!!!

Nah I'm pretty sure it's Mary Kate's (and sometime Ashley's) Body Guard.

@@grauster423 SQUIGGLY!

Thou art a cruel.. and angry god!!

So kissing your homies is no longer gay?

Of course it is. Having someone stick a large object up your butt sounds like the most painful thing I can imagine, but those dudes do it for fun. The only way it could be manlier is if they were hairy, buff, and called each other "bear".

Well, if you double the amount of man , you also double the amount of manliness!

If a lady's man dates ladies, then a man's man must date men.

@@crazywazy5527 dude that was trumps first order of business, how did you not know?

sure it does... suuuuuuuure.

I was playing that with my friends and I had to read the black card it said "describe me using one white card" and some one played that

Rebel, did he won the round?

Unfortunately a lot of guys have that...

@@0Clewi0 I can't remember

ElyssaAnderson who doesn't like picking out a new top then bringing the bag home for cats to go crazy over?

Taijifufu - I know, right! (Selfwhoosh activated)

ElyssaAnderson Okay ???

unless you want to *date* kittens, i don't see a contradiction there ^^

I've read "chopping kittens"

the term transition period is pretty powerful here man, well said

Thunderwalker87 have you ever seen their vid called defender of the basic or summ like that? It’s rlly good and along these lines

Knowing the internet, there's probably a comment like this on every one of their newer videos.

I didn't even notice that my comment had gotten >91 ups, thank you. But personally Vile, College Humor has declined in quality I felt, it gives me amusement but not at the same levels previously... For me... on a scale of -10 (absolutely hating it) to +10 (absolutely loving it) College Humor has floated from a +6 downwards to a +1... Its just on the border of me asking myself why do I still watch.

I haven't watched many of these videos, but there is a comment like this on every one - and the ones I have watched also seem to have been posted years apart

I actually thought this was a video from early college humour until I saw your comment

The GalvaKnight ...Was Pappy Jack’s a cosmopolitan all along?

Quiet. They’re different colors. Totally different!

Because deep down inside, we're all the same. I mean the drinks are the same. Alcohol and what not... Shut up!

budget constraints

Ah, that's the end of my laugh quota for today. I am done. Thank you.

@@Jaycee2828 you have a naughty last name

@@Mr.Autodelete Only in Nantucket.

artillery 2: electric boogaloo

That he man pic is fucking perfect

Lol

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Bannerlord when?

@WaffleDragon nah but it does takes balls to let a fart out when u know one of the possible outcomes might be wet. That's not a gamble many are comfortable with.

@@jw8628 that's what I was going to say😂

ONE FEAR

If you can commit to a fart like that...without knowing what might happen next...stay the eff away from me LMAO

Isn’t that all of it? Well, all of it since 2016 at least

Lol im totally one of the people who hate watches ch most of the time but i don't dislike their vids just cuz i didn't like them. Im still kinda hoping the old ch will return sometimes. I dont mind watching leftleaning vids once in a while as long as they dont turn full sjw on us. I still haven't gotten to unsubbing.

it just sucks that something that used to be funny is so politically leaning nowadays. This was a good on tho, other than the idea that men can't drive fuel-efficient cars? what are you smokin Mike?

I don't necessarily disagree with a lot of what they're saying, but it's just not funny when you're trying to get across political ideas while using the type of comedy college humor uses

how is this left leaning? lmao

Yeah I'm afraid of Bats, but I fight crime in Gotham.... because man.

You drink Pappy Jacks because you are a big strong lobst.... Man. Big strong man.

(Being a man is demonized by feminists bbecause a man too obsessed with his masculinity is more likely to get insecure and try to "assert" himself, which is how girlfriends get bruises and women get raped.)

Do ya know how to skin a bear now?

Doom eternal has western masculinity?

I'M GAY

I'm batman

What a senseless waste of human life.

@@youronetruegodcthulhu5043 what?

@@radekchrabota It's from a bit in Monty Python. The cheese shop sketch. When the dude says he has no cheese, he gets shot and the guy says that line.

@@youronetruegodcthulhu5043 oh I guess I have to brush up on my Monty Python because i Did not realize that, kudos to you for responding this quickly

@@radekchrabota Certainly, mate.