Your Werner Herzog is on point. 😂

As an ardent admirer of Werner Herzog, I thought you did a very commendable impression of both his voice, and his philosophy.

"Darkness & Lint". What a great band name...

"...and lint" no, Ted you humored ME. a GREAT episode!

“In the pocket like Bernard Purdie”… thanks for a laugh for the drummers.

I was 53 seconds into this and feeling way more creeped-out by the Werner Herzog voice than I expected to be. But by 1:02 I am laughing out loud at "it is poignant to imagine the delicate sound of yesteryear...ephemeral joy...". Hilarious. You are the Philomena Cunk of Luthiery.

A Bernard Purdy reference is not easy with a Herzog intro , you are the best Twood

Steamed hams but it’s a 20 minute guitar repair video with a Werner Herzog cameo

I thought you had lost it completely at the start of this video. The various volatile organic compounds finally got to Ted. 😂😂 Loved the episode.

The introduction was pure gold. You had me laughing out loud! Really looking forward to seeing this repair to completion.

Wow! An homage to Bernie Purdie, master of the funky drum set. Thanks for that little flash from the past.

As a long time fan of the channel, but also a drummer that doesn't even know how to hold a guitar, I appreciated the Bernard Purdie "pocket" comment.

Little Dieter needs to fly; but little Werner needs to play.

I never comment on videos I watch, its just not in my DNA but here we go! As a musician I find these videos endlessly fascinating. As a bassist I find myself selfishly wishing for more bass content. And as a maker I find your craftsmanship inspiring. So after a really difficult day I pop on the tube to take the edge off. And am greeted by this absolutely brilliant Herzog inspired intro. I have to say this was everything I never knew I needed. Thank you for bringing some much needed light. Bravo good sir!

I knew something wonderful in the narration was about to be served up as the camera dove into the abyss and I was not disappointed; LINT! The room still echoes with the reverberations of my mirth! The cat is still on edge, the dog has fled and the children are crying. Bravo!

Loved the concluding "darkness and lint" Herzog line! And looking forward to the next installment of this repair.

I think we need to establish an international “Talk Like Werner Herzog Day”, thanks for the laughs!

I do, however, against my better judgment, love it.

For a brief moment I thought it was another great day of saving the bees. The fretboards 👀

Herzog sets the mood for the long and arduous journey of a guitar in need of a rebirth.

Ted is a continental treasure. What a talent!

Time well spent, making a wall hanger playable is commendable.

Really, genuinely, wonderful to hear you doing Herzog. And doing him well. As always, Ted, your skills and wonderfully calm yet cynical way of solving problems creatively are a joy to watch.

That intro was a thing of pure joy. Thank you.

I came for the beautiful reparation, and stayed for the impeccable Herzog impression

“Some see harmony in luthiary, but when I look into the dark void of the guitar’s sound hole all I see is murder and chaos. The music of the spheres is a fallacy. Existence stretches away from us on all sides, uncaring, soulless, absent of meaning or purpose. Dm, Em, F#, Bm, F, E, Am. Chaos.”

It's like watching Grizzly Man but feeling actual sympathy for the focus of the film.

Just when I thought I couldn't love this you tube channel any more than I already do, you hit us with thar fantastic Herzog intro. Brilliant!

You sir, have truly found your calling! The level of skill and expertise is amazing... but your willingness to share that knowledge and edu-tain us is extraordinary. THANKS FOR THE VDEOS!

I love your sense of humor! If the Werner Herzog doesn't make you giggle, "the teeter has tottered" will. Fabulous show, can't wait to see more of this "resurrection", as another commenter called it. Wash or burn as required, kind Sir!

I've seen seventy-year-old cigar boxes that looked more playable than that poor old fellow. Good luck.

Crazy how good you are at your craft, yet fake restoration videos get millions of views. I remember the Gibson headstock repair you did and was blown away. We've all seen hundreds of Gibby repaired heads, but yours was by far the cleanest job I've seen 👌

As someone from the UK, who enjoys the most classic UK sitcom, I can’t help but think of ‘Triggers broom’ when imagining of how this guitar will end up!

Always love a good Werner Herzog impression. And this was a good one. Laughed out loud at the end. Fascinating project this.

You nailed the intro 👏👏👏 Well thought out delivery!

Early Washburns were amazing. The closest they ever came to recapturing that quality was when Jonathan Lee was designing for them. Lots of quality stuff from his time there.

Thanks for that; I needed a laugh. That was spot-on! I was expecting to hear something tying the guitar to grizzly bears.

Excellent impression, lol! It's good to see that the old guitar will live to play another day.

I will be looking forward to next week! This was a fun episode. I just hope the bridge area doesn't cave in making your work worthless. Good luck.

You do such exemplary work, and now I hear Werner Herzog’s voice wonderfully describing this old guitar, brilliant! A perfect melding of philosophy, craftsmanship and dry humor. Love it.

Thanks, Ted. I gotta say I get your humor. Always entertaining and informative. You do you, Ted. We’ll always watch.

Somebody must really love this old Washburn, because you could probably (almost) *build* him a new one for what this repair's gonna run. 😄 Also, your Herzog is 'spot on' as the Brits say. Loved it!

I'll just pile on here...both your Werner Hertzog impression and the prose for the opening...perfect! Made my day. Thanks!

Appreciating the superintendent Chalmers quote!

these are never long enough and yes, I have watched old vids over and over for the last four or five years.....great work, Ted!

All you guys with your clever flame-roasted necks with maple fretboards can expect this fate eventually: cracks everywhere.

Been listening to Bernard Purdy all week. I’ve been on a SD kick recently.

"only darkness..and LINT" had me just about pissing on myself.

Three words and I knew exactly who you were supposed to be. Can't wait to hear your Klaus Kinski!

I love this channel so much.

I have learned more about how a guitar should be constructed/put together, and the methods for doing it from watching your highly enjoyable and instructive video's. Thank You.

I was watching "Ask Olaf the Violinmaker" before this one. He mentioned that he only uses natural vanish and hide glue, as it's been proven for centuries and there's no reason to change it. When you said the dye used in the guitar is acidic and it has chemical reaction with the fingerboard, I thought it's kind of confirming what Olaf said in his video.

Insane work for the restoration! Can't wait for part 2! I was glued to the screen the whole time

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.

I'm looking forward to seeing this repair completed. It's a ton of work by it needing so much repair, but it looks like the fun kind since nothing is fighting with you and it's more like building a guitar rather than repairing.

Interesting project! It's not so much a restoration as a resurrection. I look forward to hearing it sing again!

That little parlor is getting the complete spa treatment! It's gonna feel so good when it's all done!

On your remarkable narration, it was an inspired rendition. Capturing the idiosyncratic voice of a man who, like each guitar you present, has his own lilt and consonance. Thanks again for sharing your art with us. That tiger oak back is incredible!

True fact, if you can do Warner Herzog, you can also do Christoph Waltz and John Malkovich with just some small adjustments.

Brilliant intro. Your mind is a treasure.

Bernard purdie, superintendent chalmers, werner hertzog, this video has it all!

the Werner Herzog bit was priceless! It could totally make a great doc! 🤣🤣😆😆

My favorite KZfaq luthier. The woodworking skills of Norm Abrams. The patient, caring vocal tones of Bob Ross. The beard, humor and attitude of the Canadian national treasure, Red Green. PLUS an awesome guitar player.

Fabulous. It's videos like yours that make KZfaq a real alternative to traditional TV programmes. Can't wait for Part II.

These bigger jobs on these older guitars are just awesome to watch i wish he'd do more of these bigger older jobs. Love everything about it

Steamed hams 😅😅 I enjoyed watching the loving care she received. What a grand old Lady.

Speaking entirely financially; is it even worth repairing this guitar? Regardless of the answer, I do think these old instruments deserve this kind of attention and love. 🙂

😂😂 Excellent Werner Herzog. Really cool project I can't wait to see the second half!

If you say "impending doom" three times, Werner Herzog appears.

This one is an entire course in advanced repair.

Last time I saw a Washburn this old, ****** String Works was tearing up one from 1890s. When he did, his reply was "well you gotta do what you gotta do". No, J----. You didn't have to break that guitar from the 1890s to fix it. He's sooooooo bad.

Wow, that's a pretty deep dive! I'm fascinated by the procedure. Can't wait for the next installment. Thanks, Ted!

You have a newfound ease with your humor. This was delightful.

As a french guy, I don't have all the reference you use, but it's always a pleasure. Thanks Ted !

This luthier from New Zealand / Aotearoa finds a good deal of cultural sympathy and enjoyment of your resigned humor. Also the soldering iron and realistic conscientious work.

I hope you sand and refinish this whole guitar it deserves it. There’s nothing left to preserve

Ok, I’m pissing myself laughing at that beginning! That was awesome!!

Man I love you videos and can truly say that I am bummed out that I have to wait a week to see more on this guitar. I guess this becomes a better subscribe to a channel moment. Thanks

Love the Werner Herzog Narration. Great director, and Podcast Narrator ;-)

That opening made me laugh out loud, which does't hapoen as much anymore. Well done.

Watching you remove that neck was awesome. You make it look easy but only a simpleton would believe it is! Very enjoyable video Ted !! Thanks

Very nice master level stuff there. I enjoy watching people that know what they are doing do it right.

The opening is a work of art. Bravo

"..into the void. Nothing but darkness... and lint". 😂😂 Luv it.

Great ! looking forward to part two.

Fascinating! I can hardly wait until next week. Thanks Ted for such wonderful videos.

Totally on point Werner. All your references are great today. Appreciate the good mood Skinner!!!

This a great series for this one. Can’t wait for the next episode! 😎👏

dying at the Herzog impression

That was wonderful. Werner Herzog is an amazing director

Your work is always so good that bridge fabrication is amazing, well done Ted.

Ted Ted Ted… A stellar Warner Herzog impression and a Simpson’s steamed hams reference?? Keep it coming!

Herzog beginning is hilarious 😂!

One of your best, Ted. Can't wait to hear the soothing tones and demonstrations of mastery that will comprise your next video. The subtle comedy also tickles my British funny bone - don't underestimate the value of your personality in these YT masterpieces.

You're goofy, Ted. That's why I keep coming back, my friend.

This was both your most humorous and one of your most interesting vids. I love your sense of humor! Your craftsmanship, of course, is outstanding as usual!!!

Werner and steamed hams in the same episode? Oh my, now I’ve got the vapors.

Beautiful channeling of Herzog! You’re a natural!

Makes me wonder what narration is next? Carl Sagan? Rod Sirling? Maybe Bob Ross?

The voice was good but the vocabulary brought it home