Critical Role Grog and Taryon Darrington goes Shopping

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6 жыл бұрын

From Episode 90 - Voice of the Tempest
• Voice of the Tempest |...
As we goes near the celebration of Keyleth's successful Aramenté Vox Machina need to get some clothes and supplies for the celebration.
Taryon and Grog gets the quest of getting potions.. and they do!
And without any problems as all -because of the superb planning and cunning!
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@matthewbrown7431 4 жыл бұрын

I love how quick Taryon was to go for the “everyone dies” plan

@TheSaphireKatana 2 жыл бұрын

I love liams reaction to how quickly Sam's approves of the plan as if he just saw a completely new side of Sam

@dawidpotega882 7 ай бұрын

my favorite part is how Grog is trying to impress the new guy by knowing what to do at every moment of their trip to buy things from bargaining to dealing with the guard accident. "ok listen rookie now in the next 10 seconds everyone we see has to die" he says while panicking internally. And Tary being the actual rookie who looks up to each member of Vox Machina be like "ok i will listen to everything you say, partner" which i think this could have been explored more because no one really respected and looked up to Gror as much as young Taryon did

@thedigitaldemon8010 4 жыл бұрын

I always loved how they were mere SECONDS from a mass killing spree.

@boydsinclair4166 4 жыл бұрын

In DnD you either die a hero or live long enough to fail a charisma check and have to murderhobo an entire village. It is the way.

@boydsinclair4166 4 жыл бұрын

Cody K ...the Greater Good.

@noirrugger Жыл бұрын

Like if Travis didn’t ask if there was a wall between them and the shop owner, everything would’ve died lol

@seanayres5 Жыл бұрын

It's basically the DnD equivalent of getting spotted during a stealth mission in a video game and murdering absolutely everyone in the vicinity.

@bigdrew565 10 ай бұрын

@@boydsinclair4166 *THIS IS THE WAY*

@IrisCorven 2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, I will never get over how quickly this escalates. "PUKE ON THOSE F*CKING GUARDS."

@wjhd6823 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like the incident with the guards is one of the few true windows into what their homebrew games were like before CR.

@aurorasummer5233 Жыл бұрын

nah

@bigdrew565 Жыл бұрын

@Aurora Summer I'd imagine they were more batshit insane.

@TANKERzz1 4 жыл бұрын

"on a scale of 1 to 2, how do you think you did?" consider this stolen lmao!!!

@noahwebb8161 4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@davidm1926 4 жыл бұрын

@@noahwebb8161 3:38

@scottrauch1261 4 жыл бұрын

2 is the higher 1 right?

@w.i.l.l.schannel9647 2 жыл бұрын

“I punch them both in the jaw for added measure.” I fucking love Grog. Travis’s characters are usually my favorite.

@mysteryman7766 3 жыл бұрын

Taryon is literally just a bigger Scanlan without music.

@utes5532 2 жыл бұрын

also gay

@tarab_95 4 жыл бұрын

"How do we shake the uardsgay...okay that came out weird"

@TLSoulDude 3 жыл бұрын

"That is a man." Players spend a moment of silence before realizing that's all. XF

@UltimaOmega777 4 жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing, holy shit. This comedy of errors. I need to start watching this series.

@splatninja9447 4 жыл бұрын

You certainly do

@skyelarbloo3979 3 жыл бұрын

This is second only to jester and notts wild night with the platinum dragon

@addamsixx7915 3 жыл бұрын

Triceratops mansion

@Mr_Maiq_The_Liar 4 жыл бұрын

I love how every time they try to make a deception chat with leprosy it goes horribly wrong and they keep doing it

@zeriul09 4 жыл бұрын

oh man, when you can hear the crew laughing, you know it's good

@MrSovietunion78 4 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="372">6:12</a> Sam's face is perfect for a Mercer T-Shirt.

@lauravturner 3 жыл бұрын

So... We learned one thing from this experience... Taryon has no gag reflex...

@arielbarrios3843 3 жыл бұрын

It cost you nothing to say that. You're right tho

@thegamingknight2096 3 жыл бұрын

Tary is a sub

@namejeppe7 2 жыл бұрын

Some day he's gonna make his husband really happy

@Xackadee Жыл бұрын

Those few seconds where Taryon just rolls with it and goes "We're partners, right?" - fully committed to killing everyone with Grog until they realise that the shopkeeper hasn't seen this happen yet - are my favourite. Liam's reaction to that especially where he's clearly so shocked and freaked out but also so incredibly entertained that Sam's going in that direction.

@David-yd7cj Жыл бұрын

F in chat for the best bit that the clip ends just before, where Taryon immediately outside throws up in panic and terror

@greedavaricious7760 2 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="477">7:57</a> Talesian’s face was god damn gold

@MrSovietunion78 4 жыл бұрын

And Liam's laugh sounds like a dolphin.

@Javid_74 2 жыл бұрын

Gosh when grog says "what's wrong with that?" about Doty being mute. Any quirks with anyone are simply different people to him. I wish we all had friends like Travis.

@weebjeez 2 жыл бұрын

On one hand, I get you. On the other, I feel like that was Travis saying "So what if he's mute? We don't want him answering questions, anyways! What's wrong with that?"

@jman8725 Жыл бұрын

Plus with grogs minus 2 intellect he probably doesn't even know what being a mute is

@kaerouse48 Жыл бұрын

If this isn't in Season 2 of "Legends of Vox Machina" then a 3rd Season must be made just for this scene alone.

@benjaminoechsli1941 Жыл бұрын

I _lost_ it when Sam rolled a Nat 20 on that constitution throw. No vomiting happening today!

@FlyingWalnut Жыл бұрын

The speed at which the situation fell apart is fucking phenomenal.

@elrapido5150 3 жыл бұрын

I love a great "JUST BE COOL! JUST BE COOL!" scene.

@thomashorwath7148 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like many D&D players, were they in Sam's and Travis's shoes, would get mad at the DM around <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="478">7:58</a>. "We left instructions with Doty to make a sound if the guards approach, and for some reason he attacks them? We did everything right, Matt! Wah wah you're a crap DM." Part of what makes CR so great is that the players simply put their trust in Matt and react to what Matt says, rather than griping over what should and should not have happened. (Of course, it helps that Matt is quite good at picking realistic outcomes for player actions.) I hope to be the kind of player mature enough to react the way these Sam and Travis do when things don't go according to my plans...

@DetectiveLance 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, technically, Doty DID make a sound....

@TheSaphireKatana 2 жыл бұрын

Your dnd experience with players appears to be very different to what I've been through

@kittenkat2301 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSaphireKatana sadly my experience is also what OP describes. Very few players know "yes and". Instead it ends up being a fight as to why something should/ shouldn't be happening or players saying "i don't know that but my character would" back talk.

@TheOriginalElkstone 2 жыл бұрын

@@kittenkat2301 I definitely used to have this problem. Getting too far into the winning and not enough into the playing. It can take a real mindset adjustment but it's worth encouraging it if you still play

@tarjah8030 4 жыл бұрын

Aww! It was cut off too soon--- right before Tary throws up in the street, finally! haha

@parkersummerlin865 4 жыл бұрын

The one dislike is the shopowner.

@ClokworkGremlin 4 жыл бұрын

Wait, but the shopowner is Matt.

@Jerry_the_Head 5 ай бұрын

The first clip that got me into critical role

@BlueflameKing1 Жыл бұрын

All of sam's characters have amazing moments with the barbarian characters. First scanlan and grog, then taryon and grog with this glorious disaster, nott and yasha with the conversation near the bridge, and just fcg and ashton in general.

@carlosangel9404 3 жыл бұрын

This turned into a Stewie and Brian Family Guy episode very quickly.

@mishiara5499 6 ай бұрын

I cannot wait to see this on legend of vox machina

@lary6420 3 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest series of events in that campaign. Matt is trying so hard not to burst out laughing while everyone else is going full on lmao mode from this.

@TXCryptic 3 жыл бұрын

“And what ever the fuck dodie is.” GREAT LINE

@SPACEHARICE 4 жыл бұрын

2 nat 20s that led to a terrible outcome....

@derekhandson351 Жыл бұрын

Shop keeper is the equivalent of the my cabbages guy

@VegetaLF7 Жыл бұрын

I think the Bad Luck Bandits from Campaign 2 fit that role even more

@RedHood5229 3 жыл бұрын

when i first watched this, i was literally on the floor dying of laughter. lmao

@nickllama5296 10 ай бұрын

The roleplaying was just fantastic. "On a scale of 1 to 2, how do you think it went?" "2 is the higher of the two, right?" *blank stare* 🤣🤣

@Comicsluvr 4 жыл бұрын

The end bit with the guards was EPIC!

@murlend8455 Жыл бұрын

Still my favorite part of this situation is that both Tary and Grog have bags of holding and Grog has definitely put corpses in there. I just love that the panic swept through them all so much, golden moment.

@alisonlazarus4625 3 күн бұрын

Look. We've all had moments in D&D where we've had to hide a corpse, and we've all made bad choices in those moments. Don't judge. It could happen to anyone.

@Thunderboom5 2 жыл бұрын

I hope they adapt this scene in the animated series.

@breadtoast1036 Жыл бұрын

wow a mere 0.5 secs away from travis saying he was gonna swing his axe down on the guard

@Metralo 2 жыл бұрын

this is definitely the funniest moment in CRC1

@tobiaskissel6303 3 жыл бұрын

I wish they thought about the bag of holding. Grog carries it after all. He always wanted to put someone in there and see if they survive. (which they wouldnt)

@christopherhammond9467 3 жыл бұрын

They had learned from a goat in the home game that the bag of holding has an air limit lol

@katspangler6336 2 жыл бұрын

@@christopherhammond9467 lmfao 🤣it's not like that would've really mattered to them. they were ready to kill everyone they saw in the next 10 seconds after doty KO'd those guards.

@christianredman2621 2 жыл бұрын

This is such a goated critical role moment good lord

@shadophaxx2401 3 жыл бұрын

GIMME THOSE

@michaelbootes4822 3 жыл бұрын

They left out Terry’s renegotiation for the egg

@thelittlelady1679 Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for that laugh where I am crying. That gets funnier every time I see it. I even looked up animations of it.

@peteralexandergraae2830 Жыл бұрын

i cannot wait for "the Legend of vox machina" to catch up to this

@missjessy7474 8 ай бұрын

Literally one of my favorite moments ever! I’ve never laughed so hard at D&D game.

@seanmiller2644 8 күн бұрын

2 of the best nat 20s rolled in the whole series right here, lol.

@michaelfinnerty7240 4 жыл бұрын

Sam's shirt is perfect for this exact scenario! >D

@jakisz Жыл бұрын

Please, please, in the love of all that is good, let this be on the animated show.

@zenorus3526 2 жыл бұрын

Travis is loving the chaos.

@MST3Killa 2 жыл бұрын

We didn't shake the ard's gay. That came out weird....I didn't think that through.

@patriciolozano3726 Жыл бұрын

I think this is probably my favorite scene (regarding comedy) out of all of the Vox Machina Campaing because it is so chaotic, everyone is laughing and its just a shitshow all around. If anyone has anything funnier from C1 I would love to see you try to top this

@drithius4801 8 ай бұрын

Travis and Sam, best of the best!

@merijnrootlieb 2 ай бұрын

Y’all, we’re getting this shit animated! 😂

@wallchris75 Жыл бұрын

God i hope this is in the series 😂😂

@Jerry_the_Head 5 ай бұрын

@proteanalias Жыл бұрын

Just sent this to my friend as an example of why he should watch CR

@bplup6419 3 жыл бұрын

_N I N E_

@magiv4205 Жыл бұрын

N E I N

@LeeaGalaxies 4 жыл бұрын

Okay but why did he use his sword though? Lmao

@mandykarevicius9746 4 жыл бұрын

It was a pork sausage sword.

@Graciousweasel 11 ай бұрын

Sam uses luck? A miracle 😂

@zacharysheetz3701 2 жыл бұрын

Why do they never seem to want to admit to being adventurers in these situations? It's like the border crossing in campaign 2, with the magic cart. We are but simple merchants You don't have any merchandise Yes, we are going to get some It's more suspicious to claim to be merchants.

@stormcloudsabound Жыл бұрын

I always thought it was because merchants would jack up prices for adventurers