How did he just manage to Roleplay his way out of showing his license....

"That makes ladies froth at the gash"- Poetry

FOR THE RECORD: I didn't get banned! I think the server went down and I just couldn't reconnect. I've applied for a special job and if I get hired i'll be able to make a spicy maymay. Those of you that watched the stream might know what it is.

Local man investigating police corruption goes missing. news at 11.

"My skin is to light for this kind of police brutality" -General Sam 2017

Sure ban the only player that's not boring af

Sam your RP ability went from 0 to 100 real quick. herniated disk haha

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LEGS!?" *uh huh*

Can't remember the last time I laughed this hard, pure fucking gold from start to finish

He was banned for knocking over the Admin's bike twice and calling it a loser mobile

Banned for being too in character.

the part with the Russian medic was the funniest shit ever

Sam hitting the cops with the facts

Can I just say Sam, I absolutely adore your intro sequences

"I'm eating nuts" *chuckle* Sam "What kind of nuts" -Best moment of my day

*Russian paramedic:* Here we go sir. *Normal GTA glitch* *Sam:* aaahhhHHHHHHH

I couldn't stay in character if I was talking to Mr. Sam I would die laughing

Gets Rodney Kinged Gets amberlampsed Gets denied justice for atrocities GTA V RP

This video makes ww3 more bearable to think about

6:15 me tryna bullshit my way through life

I like how the police recognized him when he walked in lol, he's had so many run ins with the law

*Insert Clicking off of Porn Joke*

Sounds like Sam is genuinely, having fun on this roleplaying server, most of the guys seems like they take the rp serious enough yet they're still chill enough to joke around, much props to the server and Sam for making me bust a gut like I haven't done in months.

Thank you for using my music in your intro, now i don't have to sell my kidneys to assure I'm able to live a mediocre life in Australia, Everyday dingo's come to our town and steal the youngest children they can find bringing them back to the pack that has grown to 20,000 in numbers, luckily, if you continue using my music i'll some day be able to move past the great fence down Australia, which although is only a single steal lining fence, stops all dingo's in their tracks.

"Make sure it has the Leopard print seat, that's what makes the lady's froth at the gash" fucking quote of the day.

Wow. I thought you were just some wierd dude, great conversation. - Dimitri Mikhailov

"Did I just hear a snicker?" "No I'm eating a snickers."

The best rp is when it isn't taken too seriously, but seriously enough to still be sorta rp.

"there is no minimum speed limit" might just be the ballsiest thing you could say to a real cop in response to being told you have to gtfo. Stay sharp Sam, or else.

"My skin is too light for this kind of police brutality" all of my lol.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LEGS?!" "Have a good day, sir."

Sucks you got banned. You were probably the most entertaining thing to happen to that server.

13:56 WHAT THE FUCK "fuck what happened there"

Sam I think you should sue this server ! You have a real case here and I'm willing to represent you. First you we're unjustly stopped by law enforcement and then not only were you assaulted but assaulted with a deadly weapon and after said attack the officers failed to contact or try to preform medical attention to you and when said medical help did arrive they only caused you more harm by not safely securing you into the back of the ambulance not once but twice , and after all your pain and suffering they failed to acknowledge your formal complaint and covered up all evidence of wrong doing by banning you. Contact me if you would like to take legal action Mr.Sam.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! 13:56 The scream is timed so perfectly... I'm fucking dead.

YOUR NAME IS BROWNSHOE AND YOU'RE WEARING BROWN PANTS!?!?!

This was the funniest video I've seen in ages. I laughed so hard I cried

absolutely lost it when he said "got sum nuts in my mouth". funny shit Sam. love it.

Here we go sir *sam gets launched halfway across the map* Ok slowly slowly slowly *sam gets launched again*

You got the equivalent of Rodney King for a fucking RP server.

yo that dimitri @5:47 dude was the same cat from the high speed big rig chase lol. he went from crashing his truck into a pole to a police man. true hero

ive been hospitalized for a week and seeing a notification from you are the highlights of my day

"did you see the ass"-General Sam (2017)

I really hope you didn't get banned, this was some good stuff my man.

13:56 I. FUCKING. DIED. What actually happened there?

"WELL YOUR LAST NAME IS CARPENTER BUT I DON'T SEE YOU SPINNIN ANY WOOD

That was the funniest one yet holly shit

"Her cheeks looked like 2 hamburgers. They were delicious." 😂 I'm dying.

Sam:SIR SIR Officer gay boi: Uh huh Sam: MY LEGS Officer gay boi: (runs over legs)Uh huh Sam: *AGGGGHHHHHH* Officer gay boi driving off: ...uh huh...

13:56 Jesus Christ he traveling through dimensions

Every now and then I come back to this video and enjoy it. It's the best series Sam has ever done.

Haven't laughed that hard since pearl harbor.

What a trash server, the only people with a humor there is the EMT

I just got a golds gym ad on a Sam video and never have been as conflicted as I am right now

"My skin's too light for this kind of police brutality" kekt thoroughly.

Straight up cried laughing the second time he was launched from the ambulance

"Here we go sir" *Does a 180 and accelerates backwards at the speed of light*

These vids are the best thing ever keep pumping them out dude

His improv of excuses was amazing. So quick and creative

Police: *slowly runs sam over* Sam: My legs what have you done Police: Ok have a nice day sir

Interesting how this is just now being suggested to me...🤔

I always come back to just appreciate Sam's beautiful cinematography is.

13:56 Absolutely lost my marbles and had a fit of laughter

Getting run over by police and getting launched out of an ambulance twice, I think we know what needs to happen Sam needs to become Robocop, make Emergency Services Great Again

Ahh leave, leave this place!

You know these guys had more fun in a few minutes with Sam than they have over days of playing GTA RP.

i have never been brought to tears by watching any youtube video, but this one made me laugh uncontrollably for a good 15 minutes. Please if you can make any more of these videos I'd love it.

Sam isn't just some shitty youtuber, he's a shitty youtuber with hella creative brain + good editing

00:57 actual representation of LAPD

I remember seeing this on iFunny like a year ago. So glad I found the full vid, pure gold!

how is it you never cease to make my body convulse with laughter via sass!? this is art my dude,art.

"My skin is too light for this kind of police brutality!" - lol

"I DIDNT HAVE A HELMET ON MY KIDNEY!" - Sam

The ambulance guy at the start was quite the chill ayy eff, especially rare in these rp servers

Don’t get me wrong, I adore pretty much every generalsam vid but this, years later and I just occasionally come back and watch these and fucking hyperventilate while laughing

Sam: did I just hear a snicker? Officer: no I’m eating a snicker God tier save

13:19 - 16:28 Is so funny

this is the funniest general Sam video I've seen in the 3 years I've been watching your channel

loving this series, appreciate ya

This video is more relevant than ever.

13:57 Im Fucking Dead

god bless this video, i dont remember the last time i laughed so hard. its the screams of anguish, and the breaking of character. thank you.

when I clicked this vid I thought for a moment "is this a music video"... Mann I can't wait for general Sam to drop his 🔥 mixe tape😂😂

You moved like a slow-damn-snail

"I deal drugs" "YOU'RE NOT A CARPENTER!" *That's* what you take away from that statement?

Another Fine Intro Gen. Ham. Nice implementation of the police car audio in the back ground.

"Here we go sir" *hits fucking Mach 10 instantly*

"My skin is too light for this kind of police brutality"

Sam, get yourself un banned I need more of this comedy gold in my life.

this is literally one of the funniest videos on the internet that I came back in 2020 to watch it again.

That was good RP Sam, you really lubricated the entertainment.

This video had me in fits of laughter

Safety is number 1 priority

for real this is one of the funniest gta RP vids you've ever put out

13:56 I have to say...that slow turn...the montone and unenthusiastic "here we go sir..." and then all hell breaking loose! - made me laugh so fucking hard.

This aged well

YES! YEEESS!!! IT'S FINALLY HERE! LET THE TROLLING BEGIN :D

Oh my god this video is gold Sam, I just kept laughing and laughing, I can’t even drink water without wheezing.

Old Sam vids just hit different. Lower production quality, maybe. The jollies from hearing General Sam casually drop a slur? Priceless.

Next time on GTA: will Samus hunt those pigs down? find out next time