@@Perchreal honestly when you think about silly the concept is it makes perfect sense max would be here
@jowanedwards31802 ай бұрын
Geowizard - walks for days on 3 jelly babies Fieldhouse brothers - full meal after every field 🤣
@sitrilkoАй бұрын
Legolas vs. the hobbits
@TufukinsАй бұрын
😂 jelly lembas @@sitrilko
@jujutrini84124 күн бұрын
Posh boys. 😂
@kevindennehy71053 ай бұрын
Lads, as someone who grew up on a farm (in Ireland), here's a tip; if they are friendly then get their names. If you run into one who's a bit iffy, then tell them.. 'we were just talking to 'John Smith' and were talking to him for a while'. It relaxes people a bit. Also try to get 'crossing England in a Straight Line', or some such printed on the front of the hoodies, it looks a bit more 'official', and again relaxes people. If something looks seriously dodge in advance, then it would help to knock on their door when doing the recee, though this may of course backfire. Great content all the same, loves the IoM trip as well. Best of luck with future projects.
@jamesmoffitt90143 ай бұрын
Really good ideas them
@derekmarsden89343 ай бұрын
Excellent advice
@hbp2m3 ай бұрын
If all else fails try dressing as a sheep.
@nihlify3 ай бұрын
So you knock and they say no they'll be even more pissed when they try it
@Mountain_Bike_Archaeology3 ай бұрын
^This, but if you're knocking on a house, on the line during the Recce, take a few bottles of whisky!"^
@HucaPuca3 ай бұрын
One suddenly really appreciates Geowizard doing these alone, without any cars previously.
@Nooticus2 ай бұрын
he never did it without any support crew (except possibly wales 1). he isnt a fool.
@ab8jeh2 ай бұрын
@@Nooticushe had stashes but that was it. He did do them alone, camping on the lines and not using inflatables but swimming.
@Schmogel922 ай бұрын
@@Nooticus noot noot!
@wohlhabendermanager2 ай бұрын
@@ab8jeh He had a Kayak in Norway, has stashes, and obviously help from Verity and others. Yes, I enjoy Tom's content a tad bit more as well (probably because he's a bit closer to me, age wise), but let's not forget that he does have outside help as well.
@ab8jeh2 ай бұрын
@@wohlhabendermanager Indeed, wasn't that an inflatable one that was stashed. It feels a bit different to just being handed one. Ed Pratt is probably the most dedicated in terms of carrying the blow up boat with him!
@BenTheRules3 ай бұрын
The Fieldhouse brothers are precisely the villains that the Geowizard universe needed. Good work lads
@scipioafricanus5871Ай бұрын
The FIeldhouses are straight out of a YT prank video.
@daviddodd27022 ай бұрын
Hahaha the man in the digger was my dad that’s amazing he said about you jumping the drains 😂😂
@MovementDrifter2 ай бұрын
Your dad's a legend! not angry at all, just confused and entertained
@mikulitsi18192 ай бұрын
He's fantastic
@iamdigoryАй бұрын
Tell your dad he's an awesome person!
@emilyd33633 ай бұрын
Wildly different strategies 😂 Geowizard: Camo clothing Hides in bushes at any farmer sighting Plans and strategises for months Adam and Archie: Wears suspicious looking hoodies Marches straight towards farmers Just get going strategy Love the missions, good luck to you guys!!
@ikaro5553 ай бұрын
I would like to add "Fly their drone right by the farm they're about to enter" to Adam and Archies List
@EannaButler3 ай бұрын
@@ikaro555 And the obligatory McDonalds...
@seankent72822 ай бұрын
I love Tom but this is kinda the mentality you need to do gnarlier straight lines. Geowizard is the godfather but people who are bolder and just generally give less f*ks will be way more successful as these missions get longer and more challenging
@dopaminecloudАй бұрын
@@seankent7282 Until someone pushes it too far, the whole concept gets soured and no more fun for anyone. This is the balance a lot of these things are fighting in.
@archiefieldhouse3 ай бұрын
For clarification, we knew Geowizard would have been on day 4 based on his start date, but had no idea how it was going or if he was actually succeeding or not.
@Rorywizz3 ай бұрын
Not bad
@Maurauth3 ай бұрын
Ignore the mongs in the comments, you’re making great content and I’m sure geowizard is proud that he inspired you lot to do it too
@bunLuna3 ай бұрын
both of your videos going out on similar times is actually so amazing, we don't know if he made it either yet so this is really feeling like a race! hope both geowizard and you two make it!
@Leffe1923 ай бұрын
Ha! I brought this exact point in a couple of comments. Fun watching both adventures!
@mantovannni3 ай бұрын
You could try to get permission from the land owners in advance but I know how stubborn and angry some folk get when you are on "their" land. It's the Earth mate, no one owns it. Try telling that to someone who paid good money for the land lol.
@DecoAoreste3 ай бұрын
Almost running out of batteries after mocking GeoWizard for all this time.. epic!
@Fawkes422 ай бұрын
Wait till they get attacked by some sheep
@ExplosiveBrohoofАй бұрын
It's the sort of irony you'd see in Greek tragedies.
@scipioafricanus5871Ай бұрын
Oh, how the posh and proud has fallen...
@annikinstarkiller6003 ай бұрын
Geo wizard: I'm preparing, I'm taking no chances, I'm having a baby Archie: let's just do it then, eh?
@Duda2863 ай бұрын
geowizard: so this is all about the past, the current situation, my life and how important and difficult this may be archie: so we´re straight lining england (already walking)
@schwartzy653 ай бұрын
Except the support crew every 100 meters ;)
@pcareo-dactyl33272 ай бұрын
Geowizard when he sees a down tree: O.O The Fieldhouses when their servants haven't brought them a nibble in 10 minutes: D: D:
@jigglestumps2 ай бұрын
Too true, these guys are toff central. F this channel.
@scipioafricanus5871Ай бұрын
they had to "carry something called a rucksack..."
@piggyinthemiddle3 ай бұрын
"inaudible northern spiel" you cheeky southern fairies!
@dirtjumper233 ай бұрын
What did he say tho 😂
@anvilbrunner.20133 ай бұрын
@@dirtjumper23 ' and if that thing takes you in a circle you may throw it in the river. '
@hakarlrs98173 ай бұрын
@@anvilbrunner.2013 Is it possible to learn this power?
@anvilbrunner.20133 ай бұрын
@@hakarlrs9817 You have to live and work in the land where the language is spoken to learn it properly.
@robotfieldhouse3 ай бұрын
@@hakarlrs9817 Not from a Jedi
@lmonk95172 ай бұрын
it's going to be a close one between you and Tom. born too late to discover the world, born too soon to discover the solar system, born just in time to witness the birth of the straight line mission.
@Groblinmode2 ай бұрын
Space discovery is very much happening now, you just seem to have the wrong idea of how it would happen in the future.
@lmonk95172 ай бұрын
@@Groblinmode kk. Let me know when tickets to mars become available.
@DazHotep6EQUJ52 ай бұрын
@@Groblinmode Space discovery is happening yes just not in a capacity where anyone with interest can do so of their own volition like the explorers of yesteryear. We've barely scratched the surface of the final frontier.
@Groblinmode2 ай бұрын
@@DazHotep6EQUJ5 but have you considered that we are beyond that whole kind of exploration, long range sensors and unmanned spacecrafts will do all the space exploration to come.
@dopaminecloudАй бұрын
@@lmonk9517 Get an education and go work on it instead of expecting to hitch a ride. "born too late" my ass you've got 0 drive to get there anyway.
@zengrath3 ай бұрын
Love these KZfaq documentaries
@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind3 ай бұрын
Great pick-me-up between depressing docs from PBS Frontline and other things.
@Ultraw2 ай бұрын
Geowizard: oh no, a farmer! I'd better hide out in this bush for 14 minutes Archie and adam: 🚶🚶🤠 Yeehaw partner!
@realfacts100percent2 ай бұрын
weird seeing you here after just hopping off one of your games lmao, its one of my favorites btw man good job on it
@Sunlight913 ай бұрын
This is a great British countryside documentary.
@christophercjc22 ай бұрын
Y'all and GeoWizard might be in friendly, straight-lining competition with each other, but the real winners of this rivalry are us viewers who get double the amount of epic, missioning content 😌
@Ray256892 ай бұрын
What I really like about your approach to this, is how much respect you give to Tom. You could just do a sneaky one or tell him nothing about it, just so you could be first. But you're so sportsmanlike and fair about it, I love it. Makes your videos way better imo
@JYD2020Ай бұрын
The contrast between Tom's series and your is awesome it perfectly sums up your friendly rivalry
@tom_1233 ай бұрын
That friendly farmer was awesome :) Edit: TWO FRIENDLY FARMERS!!
@Blackadder752 ай бұрын
I really don't get that angry farmer meme, I was often exploring on farm land as a young lad, they never cared, as long as you respected animals and properties and didn;t act shady. Of course I would not crash over hedges, because I would not be on a straight line mission, I would just enter by the normal fences, where they drive their tractors. But we also often jumped over water ditches, that was part of the fun.
@SilentBeutlin3 күн бұрын
@@Blackadder75 Tom’s whole schtick with mad run-ending farmers is extremely silly. The only time he ever ran into serious farmer trouble was when he camped on their land, which is of course a whole nother issue. Farmers are suspicious but they’ll almost always be nice if you’re nice to them. As with many other aspects of the Geowizard thing, I think Tom just enjoys being a bit of a git.
@craigcooperxyz2 ай бұрын
Only heard about you guys from GeoWizard but very much enjoyed this. The additional angles, drone shots etc make up for the lack of 8-bit music.
@jlockwood1313 ай бұрын
Came here straight from GeoWizard's first video! Looking forward to seeing who the winner is!
@quaidbergo2 ай бұрын
Great stuff lads. I appreciate yours and Tom's style equally I must say, Tom is more of a storyteller and draws us deep into the mission whereas you just bash on, chat to all the farmers you can possibly find and generally don't give too much of a shit 😂
@goldenduck8542 ай бұрын
youth lol
@TheAultimusPrime2 ай бұрын
It's funny seeing how cautious tom is of farmers and then seeing these guys go past farmhouse after farmhouse lol
@Dainjamouth2 ай бұрын
Can tell Tom is a huge inspiration, the commentary even has Tom's tone haha, it just needed the music
@robodad_3 ай бұрын
The final UK straight line mission yet to be completed is actually northern Ireland. With an unavoidable Lough right in the center of it, it would make for the hardest straight line mission in the UK.
@monodimensionalbeing79963 ай бұрын
watchout for yon farmers too, and slurry pits like the nile
@joemiller9473 ай бұрын
If you walk from the Northernmost point of County Monaghan northwards to the Sea, it's only around 40 miles, and doesn't pass through major settlements. You'd just have to contend with the Sperrins mountains.
@B3Band3 ай бұрын
It's actually a spoiler. They know that Ireland will be united
@robodad_3 ай бұрын
@@B3Band your just wishing for unnecessary bloodshed with a dream that wouldn't end well for either side which in my opinion is just foolish.
@richardwebb53173 ай бұрын
@@joemiller947 Bog Central!
@111111hakarАй бұрын
Going from watching Geowizard to this is like going from MGS to Quake.
@CF1091Ай бұрын
Had to turn this off a month ago to avoid any GeoWizard spoilers, glad I waited… Great stuff though and looking forward to the next ones, keep it up 👍
@HunHaze3 ай бұрын
Subscribed the first time Geowizard mentioned you guys, i have not regreted it. Loved this video as well. :)
@LychkovIA3 ай бұрын
Guys, your videos are getting extremely entertaining (in a very good way)! The farmer at 10:40 is such a legend!
@tessapineapple2 ай бұрын
Hey guys, I was hoping episode 2 would be published right now. As Geowizard posted his episode 2. Can't wait to see how your adventure continues.
@wohlhabendermanager2 ай бұрын
Second dude in the Audi was very chill. "You didn't get permission" - "Yeah sorry" - "All right". Nice. :)
@SushIBooM13 ай бұрын
That flashback at 16:10 💀
@SushIBooM13 ай бұрын
YES BOYS!! Love your content, it's always refreshing to see a completely different take on straight line missions as opposed to GeoWizard. Had no idea he was doing his own England line too. Exciting.
@nanceactual17902 ай бұрын
I love how you guys and Tom have an epic rivalry while also being best friends
@UndercoverNormie2 ай бұрын
This is awesome. And I'm sure a lot of appreciate all the credit you give to GeoWizard, I know I do. Great video
@JJAAAACCKK3 ай бұрын
10:47 his Northern Peasant instincts kicked in as soon as he heard your accents. completely disarmed. (i can say this because i'm a northern peasant)
@JJAAAACCKK3 ай бұрын
19:20 and again haha
@luckyspursАй бұрын
OK, I'll admit I waited for Tom's to finish before starting to watch yours. But I will watch it.
@Alexand3ry3 ай бұрын
9:16 Cool to see a shout-out to the support crew. And a cameo for Damien, too. Good sport!
@peterkulczycki62442 ай бұрын
You had me at "inaudible northern spiel".
@TheRealJerseyJoeАй бұрын
Geowizard brought me here. Nice one lads, thoroughly enjoyed this episode. Subbed. Carry on !
@nates5703Ай бұрын
Geowizard: "I had to divert 132 meters off the line to avoid being in within eyeshot of a farmhouse." These guys: [walk through somebody's front gate]
@johannest802519 күн бұрын
Geowizard walks through a private hunting estate while they are shooting, walks over a military firing range in darkness.
@MrSplonger2 ай бұрын
These videos have a more high-energy, characteristically "modern" or "social media" feel to them than Geowizard's videos. I appreciate the latter style much more, but this video is fun none the less.
@kniter3 ай бұрын
Love watching yall, Marcus and Tom do these missions
@06175983 ай бұрын
Who is Marcus?
@kniter3 ай бұрын
@@0617598 marcus the chess teacher
@tekkencentre3 ай бұрын
@@0617598 A chess teacher.
@d6ftg7yhu3 ай бұрын
Marcus the Chess Teacher! He just dropped a new video of his 2nd attempt across Scotland. There are a lot of smaller channels doing straight lines that deserve more love
@Nooticus2 ай бұрын
@@0617598 a fucking legend. i love archie and geowizard, but marcus is 100 times funnier and just so perfect.
@sisdl152 ай бұрын
This is a bit like Scott and Amundsen with angry farmers and loads of bacon butties.
@bungalo503 ай бұрын
wow good job with the subtitles they are literally perfect
@EvanG5293 ай бұрын
The final boss of this challenge is America
@pex33 ай бұрын
Disagree, it would be Russia, Antarctica, or Canada, assuming you're going ocean-to-ocean.
@richardhallyburton3 ай бұрын
@@pex3I dunno, whilst those may be longer or more physically demanding, the chances of crossing the USA in a straight line without getting shot must be pretty low.
@alexlook80173 ай бұрын
Chile north to south would be interesting
@derekmarsden89343 ай бұрын
You would probably be shot as soon as you walked over someone else's land. UK very easy going country with a refreshing absence of handguns.
@PeterP.-xx5wi3 ай бұрын
@@pex3 Lets be honest all of these places and America are impossible.
@SirChocolateHobo2 ай бұрын
Time for video 2.
@Jokl922 ай бұрын
no batteries, no part 2. 😂
@SuperSonicDonk3y2 ай бұрын
That hedge climbing edit on the throwback was gold.
@superextempmanАй бұрын
geowizard: oh my i must hide from this famer and wai until hes gone to cross his land the fieldhouses: theres a famer hello how are you?
@brunomcleod2 ай бұрын
26:05 Those hand gestures and the sound of when he hit the log where respectively on time with the music
@user-hs9ul3yi9g3 ай бұрын
Great video! Interesting to see the competitor's perspective posted on the same day, but a little spoiler about "Geowizard is on the 4th day" was unnesessary with how well he handles intrigue in his videos (this implied he has at least 4 days of travel). Please, no more spoilers, and it will be interesting to see your line too
@Leffe1923 ай бұрын
Nah, geowizard started Sunday and they started Thursday. Thats all we get for sure from their respective info.
@Oldlard3 ай бұрын
@@Leffe192you’re missing the point. We now know that geowizard at least makes it to day 4, so everything that happens in days 2 and 3 when he releases them are now a little less tense.
@Sam-go3mb3 ай бұрын
@@Oldlard How would they know he's on day 4? Think they meant 'possibly'
@MattBee843 ай бұрын
@@Sam-go3mb they pretty clearly said he was onto his 4th day, so it did ruin the doubt he built up at the end of his video. I was very frustrated they said that too. Love both their styles in general tho.
@Leffe1923 ай бұрын
@@Oldlard No. My interpretation of what they said was "geowizard started four days ago", yours seems to be "geowizard told us a couple of hours ago, mid run, that he is still in it".
@Viniter3 ай бұрын
I'm really enjoying this documentary. So educational!
@puffin72853 ай бұрын
So you have a "battery boy" on the support crew and he didn't remember his job title, lolololololol.
@prox19942 ай бұрын
Archie!!!!!!!!!! More uploads please. We're all addicted to your amazing content. Cheers from Canada! 😁
@FilthyRich2473 ай бұрын
Lads, you forgot Norway where Tom nearly died. Madness, but fuckin' A* for dedication. Edit: How you lads fuel yourselves on Maccies is beyond me. 🤣
@aboriani2 ай бұрын
Best of luck for you guys, but I'm rooting for GeoWizard
@StuartWoodwardJPАй бұрын
That farmer was a lovely chap.
@MSJPost2 ай бұрын
Here to find out if you come across Geowizard’s iphone 😅
@twnfaem3 ай бұрын
A compass might be nice for back up... /D Good luck, lads! Just watched episode 1 on Geowizard's channel, too!
@Blahsheep3 ай бұрын
Ah yes a classic KZfaq documentary.
@MrR0o2 ай бұрын
Loving the adventure so far guys. Will be watching till the end. May the best men win!
@goblinio3 ай бұрын
Well done guys! I was having a look at a similar route and i posted it on reddit a while back, im glad that you guys are taking on the challenge!
@guillermo.mserrano3 ай бұрын
I love this format, it is very dynamic.
@tommos162 ай бұрын
Well lads. You've managed it. You've managed to get this grizzly northerner and GeoWizard both to like you (despite the accents which aren't your choice like) and enjoy your videos. So even if you make it or not, well played on that!
@tomwilliams191Ай бұрын
''which aren't your choice like'' is that meant to be English?
@tommos16Ай бұрын
@@tomwilliams191 your English must be terrible, you can barely recognise it
@jamesbrown57692 ай бұрын
It's so refreshing to see cool people along the way
@B1GB1RDB4G3LАй бұрын
omg you kids are hilarious. 8:00 had me dying
@_Wombat2 ай бұрын
Lads just want to say I appreciate how you deal with all the sh*t throwers in the comments. Love the different spin you put on these missions. I do agree you make full use of your support crew though 🤣 then again, Tom needs some ammo to counter your banter.
@d6ftg7yhu3 ай бұрын
36km in one day is super impressive but not completely unheard of. Ally did a similar distance at the end of his Scotland mission - maybe slightly less. Urban missions regularly hit 50km+ but dunno if they should count - obviously they're not as difficult...
@hateclub2 ай бұрын
Classic young-man bravery and ignorance of biting off more than you should really do - but making it anyway! 20 miles on that terrain without even looking tired at the end. Another reminder that I am indeed not young any more. Cool vid!
@paulboomerterry2 ай бұрын
Have you guys heard of a compass? No GPS no battery just set a bearing on the compass and follow it? Genius. Maybe pack one.
@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind3 ай бұрын
I got a reflexive inclination towards being bizarrely defensive of Geowizard when I heard you guys were doing this but proper shoutings out really smoothen out the defensiveness. Best of luck to you.
@00tommo3 ай бұрын
I agree. On the same day of release too, could have left it a week potentially?
@expectationlost3 ай бұрын
seriously geowizard doesnt own the idea
@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind3 ай бұрын
@@expectationlost Actually the UN declared Geowizard the sole owner but thanks for joining the conversation.
@Samsonfs3 ай бұрын
They literally know him from doing other videos 😅
@archip80213 ай бұрын
Why would you get defensive over them doing this at all?
@BigCatsUKАй бұрын
The first angry farmer is Len Parks! 😂😂He's always angry!! Actually a nice bloke when you get to know him. That's a public footpath past his cow building, he hates the public on his land.
@tubularap3 ай бұрын
Running out of batteries for the GPS ... the irony. But seriously, another great achievement, guys.
@lonelyPorterCH2 ай бұрын
1:49 I love the "dead space" additions, you should really gift him a better camera for (hopefully) successfully crossing england^^
@KevIsOffGrid3 ай бұрын
Great stuff, and another well timed video matching GeoW for your ascent to KZfaq stardom. I have half an idea of what its like having done a 2-day, 26km straight line mission across Forest of Bowland AoNB last October. Good to see you getting good farmer interactions!
@BDamen19842 ай бұрын
Where's part two 😅?!
@Dreadpirateflappy2 ай бұрын
only on patreon. :(
@JTrillo2 ай бұрын
@@Dreadpirateflappy for now.
@sisdl152 ай бұрын
Tom is no slouch, but I'm not sure if most people realise how fit the Fieldhouse brothers are. Archie's Strava is impressive.
@royfontaine55262 ай бұрын
Yep 30-odd kilometres of that in a day is impressive.
@colinwalford2 ай бұрын
I love Geo but it has to be said; you guys are the real deal as well. Top straight-lining. No fuss about obstacles, getting dirty or cut up. Not put off by farmer-karma, either. I'll be following your straight -line careers with interest.
@NicolasCaron3 ай бұрын
I think that just like FKTs, straight line missions should be divided between the unsupported, self-supported and supported categories.
@neilb2k3 ай бұрын
Great stuff guys, been craving more straight line missions!
@themacdaddy92 ай бұрын
You lads have a great sense of humour and great pacing to your vids. Just subbed and looking forward to catching up on your old videos and the rest of this series
@nikos.1644Ай бұрын
Damn, this is SO WELL Produced! I love to see you guys excel on this typa thing!
@dingwei72 ай бұрын
When’s the next vid lads?
@EricMichaelLP2 ай бұрын
This is the greatest work on subtitles by far. First video Im watching, and I am amazed that you guys took the time to add these subtitles.
@richardwebb53173 ай бұрын
Following on the OS map, I was shouting Public Footpath at the screen at Metal Bridge. When there was a gap in the M6 and it was an A road, we would cross to get to a transport caff a little to the south on the way to climbing weekends. Utterly terrifying, worse than any dodgy axe placements later in the weekend. Meanwhile - Arwen awaits.
@chrisspencer65022 ай бұрын
Later that day he caught ecoli out the shit filled rivers of England
@ecco_2 ай бұрын
"youtube documentaries" with the peaceful music made me spit out my bacon roll
@Nooticus2 ай бұрын
Excellent episode. Not as much brutal ribbing of GeoWizard as last time which I appreciate haha. Very well edited, nice route so far too. Love those 2 farmers, legends.
@snizzlebunizzle48363 ай бұрын
The year 2050 Geowizard and you guys straight lineing the moon.
@JHattsy2 ай бұрын
Second farmer passed the vibe check.
@AndyTerry-yt6sw2 ай бұрын
fantastic lads well done very Machiavellian if i was fit and younger would be my kind of play area
@romz12 ай бұрын
Im going through your recent vids, top quality content
@getoffthegames892 ай бұрын
What a difference age makes in these missions. Ahh, to be young again!!!
@Pobotrol3 ай бұрын
Posh boy charm disarms the farmers.
@royfontaine55262 ай бұрын
Not the first one! 😂
@AsiaHikelopedia2 ай бұрын
To those of you thinking bigger (US and Canada) think again! Real mountains (not like the UK's hills) would make straight line missions virtually impossible! Then you have bears, mountain lions, etc.
@baxterglen2 ай бұрын
Yeah, but I think you could go state by state. And it could even be easier at times with all the straight roads.
@nerobernardino882 ай бұрын
@@baxterglen Yeah bud, try crossing Alaska lmao
@baxterglen2 ай бұрын
@@nerobernardino88 So.. You'd need to walk in a straight line from Canada, to tidal salt water? Alaska might be the easiest state?!? Are you familiar with What 3 Words? Go Look up fled.grapes.equator and tell me you can't walk from Canada, across US soil and to tidal water.
@fishstar29742 ай бұрын
Loving this rivalry
@fronbasal2 ай бұрын
What a fantastic video, enjoyed every minute!
@derekmarsden89343 ай бұрын
Great stuff. Really enjoyed it. The encounters with farmers are brilliant.
@tangente00Ай бұрын
I would love to see such a challenge without support crew. All the food and tent in the backpack. Dont know if something like this would be even doable.