Kinect : The dark age of Xbox

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Crowbcat

Crowbcat

8 жыл бұрын

The Kinect ride started back in 2009 and lasted 5 years, forced all the way up to the next generation of consoles. A major reorganization of the Xbox team happened after the departure of Don Mattrick in 2013. Kinect is no longer advertised or bundled with the console. Today in 2016, Phil Spencer is still trying to recover the Xbox brand's image.
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@Ziabetus
@Ziabetus 7 жыл бұрын
"It's not about reinventing the wheel... it's about no wheel at all" I guess we know why it never got anywhere.
@benzlover55
@benzlover55 7 жыл бұрын
Ziabetus BA-DUM-TISH
@snaggiz
@snaggiz 7 жыл бұрын
Ziabetus I wish I could like this comment about a thousand times over lmao
@lixbox69
@lixbox69 7 жыл бұрын
benzlover55 maybe that's why it crashed and burned
@jmoa5758
@jmoa5758 7 жыл бұрын
hahaha savagw
@Shivang4
@Shivang4 7 жыл бұрын
Ziabetus 1000th like
@adamparry2335
@adamparry2335 4 жыл бұрын
If the Kinect had actually scanned that skateboard, that kid’s fingers would’ve shown up on the selection screen.
@marshmallowdub
@marshmallowdub 4 жыл бұрын
Damn you right
@boostkiller
@boostkiller 4 жыл бұрын
No because the ai know this is a skate
@ian-hm6cx
@ian-hm6cx 4 жыл бұрын
Boost Killer 1. no it doesn’t lmao and 2. the ai doesn’t know the design under his fingers, let alone that his fingers aren’t even part of the design
@boostkiller
@boostkiller 4 жыл бұрын
@@ian-hm6cx f off and shut up mr Stein
@AwesomeNation21
@AwesomeNation21 4 жыл бұрын
Kinect knows photoshop. This is rocket science stuff
@Daniel-jz9td
@Daniel-jz9td Жыл бұрын
I love how they dropped the more serious stuff like playing instruments, helping in surgeries, education/learning and physical rehabilitation in the trailers but they didn't elaborate further.
@queuedjar4578
@queuedjar4578 Жыл бұрын
>claim your shitty piece of plastic with a 480p camera attached can revolutionize brain surgery >refuse to elaborate further >drop kinect support entirely from the xbox one and leave
@jorcornel558
@jorcornel558 Жыл бұрын
BOMB DEFUSAL 💀
@BigWheel.
@BigWheel. Жыл бұрын
Because that stuffs boring to talk about, but it was used. My grandma fell and the rehab team used a kinect to track how her progress was coming along at the home. I saw them in schools as a competitor to smart boards.
@bend.7590
@bend.7590 Жыл бұрын
They actually still use kinects today for real world applications. Nobody wanted to see that stuff in a gaming event, but yeah it was a legit thing
@FakeTronaldRump
@FakeTronaldRump Жыл бұрын
@@bend.7590no shot
@KingKimwer
@KingKimwer 10 ай бұрын
can't imagine how stupid those people felt just waving their hands around for no reason, the way that cello player really immersed herself into the role is just comedy gold
@ozanozenir2503
@ozanozenir2503 5 ай бұрын
well they got paid for that so they are completely fine with it i guess. However, there are some people who actually paid for the kinect and never even used it. I mean probably 95% of the people who had it never used so who is feeling stupid now?
@nitinanku
@nitinanku 5 жыл бұрын
“This wasn’t acted. She felt the need to reach down.” That’s because it was acted
@JotaroPowered
@JotaroPowered 5 жыл бұрын
I see you watch Scott the Woz.
@druidofthefang
@druidofthefang 4 жыл бұрын
you are so dumb i want to poop my panties
@StardustRyan
@StardustRyan 4 жыл бұрын
Hey All
@Ze_eT
@Ze_eT 4 жыл бұрын
@Francisco A G noob
@ToXic_WeaponZ
@ToXic_WeaponZ 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ze_eT noob
@Yurumates
@Yurumates 6 жыл бұрын
I'll never stop laughing at how they pretended you could play a violin with Kinect.
@dujuan9646
@dujuan9646 6 жыл бұрын
Yurumates I'll never stop laughing at how they pretended the Kinect could actually recognize simple gestures.
@SladeBallard
@SladeBallard 6 жыл бұрын
Yurumates I'll never stop laughing at the Kinect.
@coal2710
@coal2710 6 жыл бұрын
SladeBallard I'll never stop.
@mode3763
@mode3763 6 жыл бұрын
i'll never
@glbose344
@glbose344 6 жыл бұрын
Ill
@gigajerk6953
@gigajerk6953 Жыл бұрын
"What? My gamer score is 100% legit" "Yeah right" "Okay"
@PoisondBacon
@PoisondBacon Жыл бұрын
Called the fuck out
@KingBoner
@KingBoner Жыл бұрын
I play it off legit
@BonBonToro
@BonBonToro Жыл бұрын
Totally normal human conversation
@kirchoff4733
@kirchoff4733 Жыл бұрын
Let's put some earth down. Dark brown!
@Brandelwyn
@Brandelwyn Жыл бұрын
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Disgusting creatures.
@alexp3997
@alexp3997 6 ай бұрын
I’m honestly surprised Microsoft didn’t get more backlash with the Kinect, they straight up committed false advertising.
@GenesisRip
@GenesisRip 3 ай бұрын
Chances are, every ad has a disclaimer like that at 0:25 (lower-middle) where they say that "depictions are purely visionary" or some shit.
@OHHHHUSBANT
@OHHHHUSBANT Ай бұрын
I mean, technically, it's not false advertising because it does work Just very very very poorly for gaming
@GenesisRip
@GenesisRip Ай бұрын
@@OHHHHUSBANT Not necessarily, a pretty strong argument would be that the kinect was meant mainly for gaming (considering it was bundled with an xbox). Here in Australia, if it doesn't function for its main purpose, it can fall afoul of misleading/deceptive conduct laws. Really depends on how bad the Kinect was though, it doesn't seem like it was THAT terrible to contravene a trade law, just kinda bad.
@KaiUchiha15
@KaiUchiha15 7 жыл бұрын
Has anyone ever used a fucking Kinect to play the violin?
@Kencho27
@Kencho27 7 жыл бұрын
KaiUchiha15 how is that even supposed to work
@420potsofale8
@420potsofale8 7 жыл бұрын
It won't work. I've played the violin for quite some time and I can tell you air violin is just for fun and absolutely worthless if you're trying to make progress. Even a desk is better than air if you're practicing vibrato.
@hytyde4304
@hytyde4304 7 жыл бұрын
KaiUchiha15 I think the better question is: has anyone used a kinect to perform surgery?
@toasterusedfly
@toasterusedfly 7 жыл бұрын
KaiUchiha15 500th like
@void6661
@void6661 7 жыл бұрын
Aye lmao We hope not
@pikachu896
@pikachu896 7 жыл бұрын
Can we please never get children on stage in E3 anymore? It's one of the most cringeworthy stuff I've ever seen. 2023 edit: RIP E3. Such a shame, always looked forward to it each year :(
@pablodelgado7919
@pablodelgado7919 7 жыл бұрын
pikachu896 Couldn't agree more. It was terrible and i know they're kids but still
@AbbasKhan9364
@AbbasKhan9364 7 жыл бұрын
Wholeheartedly agree. That was painful to observe.
@dxBIGBOSSxb
@dxBIGBOSSxb 7 жыл бұрын
pikachu896 "Watch out , a waterfall!"
@pablodelgado7919
@pablodelgado7919 7 жыл бұрын
Big Boss Oh no captain hook
@FavoretFox
@FavoretFox 7 жыл бұрын
"Whoa"
@codywork-us7wu
@codywork-us7wu 8 ай бұрын
The amount of people who joined COD lobbies with crying babies, barking dogs, beeping smoke detectors, and rap music blasting all at once is my soul memory of the Kinect
@samhirst2830
@samhirst2830 6 ай бұрын
You can't forget the infinite echo when two kinect players would join a lobby.
@DG-kr8pt
@DG-kr8pt 6 ай бұрын
All the same kind of person too.
@NohabloEng
@NohabloEng 6 ай бұрын
Ahhh the good old days
@dardanm3544
@dardanm3544 6 ай бұрын
That’s what happen now with ps controllers that come with a mic
@codywork-us7wu
@codywork-us7wu 5 ай бұрын
@@dardanm3544 Oh my who thought that was a good idea?
@rogueproductions9011
@rogueproductions9011 5 ай бұрын
Imagine going in to get brain surgery, and the surgeon boots up an Xbox
@SaraMorgan-ym6ue
@SaraMorgan-ym6ue 4 ай бұрын
run just run!
@LadyOfTheEdits
@LadyOfTheEdits 2 ай бұрын
Lol
@sylvie7868
@sylvie7868 24 күн бұрын
this is actually one scenario where it might work, since it'd be more of a hands-free tool to control a computer that might contain important info, but then again you'd probably have an assistant do that for you.
@aaaaaaaa12225
@aaaaaaaa12225 7 жыл бұрын
This is honestly still so incredibly difficult to watch. The secondhand embarrassment kills me.
@moncoeur6296
@moncoeur6296 7 жыл бұрын
Funfact that noone cares about: Germany actually has a word for secondhand embarrassment, it's called "fremdschämen"
@thenoobtv0297
@thenoobtv0297 7 жыл бұрын
universeClips Echt jetzt XD
@colincraigo5793
@colincraigo5793 7 жыл бұрын
Adam second hand embarrassment = cringeworthy. lmfao i love it
@JaesadaSrisuk
@JaesadaSrisuk 7 жыл бұрын
Adam The actors aren't cringing, though. They were probably well-compensated, perhaps they were even given an Xbox-plus-Kinect. Unless, of course, they were paid SAG scale - in that case, a couple hundred bucks isn't worth the embarrassment.
@Bryan-dz1yi
@Bryan-dz1yi 7 жыл бұрын
Adam you like that don't you? (4:15)
@BBQDanTheMan
@BBQDanTheMan 8 жыл бұрын
If i saw my surgeon using a kinect to help with his procedures, i'm outta there...
@kaaaallll
@kaaaallll 8 жыл бұрын
The kinect is so precise that it freaks out because its just too good.
@kaaaallll
@kaaaallll 8 жыл бұрын
+Drobitsky Oren Yea XD i guess they realized how stupid it was and were like "Screw it. It's gonna sell millions anyway."
@kaaaallll
@kaaaallll 8 жыл бұрын
+Drobitsky Oren I have great suggestions for a slogan: "We are Microsoft. We developed windows 8." or "Did you like the kinect? Yeah, we neither." or "Xbox one. Because all of your friends have it."
@kaaaallll
@kaaaallll 8 жыл бұрын
+Drobitsky Oren I agree.
@KrisKringlez
@KrisKringlez 8 жыл бұрын
+Dan the Man | Funny Videos! Your dentist probably uses an Atari Jaguar
@qqq386
@qqq386 Жыл бұрын
That guy Don Matrick single-handedly handed this generation to Sony
@JamieLikesGames
@JamieLikesGames 4 ай бұрын
Literally, and they never recovered from it.
@mgsxmike
@mgsxmike 27 күн бұрын
Don Matrick is the unsung hero of Sony
@WouldYouKindlyGWAR
@WouldYouKindlyGWAR Жыл бұрын
This is probably one of the biggest lies in gaming history. They were up on that stage just bullshitting us completely.
@blob5907
@blob5907 10 ай бұрын
you believed it. That's how smart you are
@warpdarkmatter
@warpdarkmatter Ай бұрын
@@blob5907 Says the kirby pfp goofy one
@WeskerXM96E1
@WeskerXM96E1 4 жыл бұрын
The only thing Kinect is actually good at is finding shadow people that live in your house.
@scroobboi2254
@scroobboi2254 4 жыл бұрын
Oh that could be me
@shrekonion8307
@shrekonion8307 4 жыл бұрын
kinect: *player 2 has joined* me casually playing kinect sports: "hol up"
@lighte605
@lighte605 4 жыл бұрын
BTs 😀
@sobrev1viente
@sobrev1viente 4 жыл бұрын
Bloody aliens
@henrihawk8825
@henrihawk8825 4 жыл бұрын
So that's not normal?
@ThatSpecificIndividual
@ThatSpecificIndividual 8 жыл бұрын
this was... Hard to watch
@SAHLISS
@SAHLISS 8 жыл бұрын
it really is
@chrisgray5785
@chrisgray5785 7 жыл бұрын
What? Not a fan of the all mighty corporate hype machine?!?
@othgalaldridge6019
@othgalaldridge6019 7 жыл бұрын
I suppose they just took it too far.
@tFighterPilot
@tFighterPilot 7 жыл бұрын
The cringe is real. I especially hate when they're using children.
@jrag1000
@jrag1000 7 жыл бұрын
haha. funny thing is i was so pissed when microsoft was forcing kinect. It was like gagging you with a tongue depressor.
@PERTEKofficial
@PERTEKofficial Жыл бұрын
The most useful thing the Kinect did was allowing me to shout “XBOX OFF” into the mic to shut off all the echoey Kinect users’ Xboxes in a match
@SaraMorgan-ym6ue
@SaraMorgan-ym6ue 4 ай бұрын
oh, wow you can control Elmo with the Kinect ok I'm bored what's next?.
@fuzzy8593
@fuzzy8593 3 ай бұрын
@@SaraMorgan-ym6uenachos and a couple beers?
@WillMack94
@WillMack94 Ай бұрын
That is fucking hysterical
@anthonyromano6403
@anthonyromano6403 Жыл бұрын
I have fond memories of the kinect, one time i was playing some 2d fighting game(can’t remember the name) and my dog stepped in front of the screen, the kinect picked him up and he appeared in the game, his body dealt damage to the enemies which made my family and I burst out in laughter
@G-howie
@G-howie Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@alanjamesh.zamorano1677
@alanjamesh.zamorano1677 Жыл бұрын
That happy tail wagging that dogs do for even the minimum reason was throwing the best fighting combos, according to the Kinect.
@Splarkszter
@Splarkszter Ай бұрын
kungfu something something
@thomasbrke2390
@thomasbrke2390 7 жыл бұрын
When did anyone complain about a controller?
@mkultrabaked6190
@mkultrabaked6190 7 жыл бұрын
thomasbrke when Microsoft released the original Xbox controller.
@casedistorted
@casedistorted 6 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Mckay ah The Duke.. memories. Xbox says something and that makes it true, even though nobody complains about a controller because they work. There will always be people who complain about everything though and you can't please them.
@timbojoneso
@timbojoneso 6 жыл бұрын
Legit the only people i can think of who would complain is people without hands LOL
@mwilliams7511
@mwilliams7511 6 жыл бұрын
thomasbrke Microsoft's investors did when Nintendo sold 100 million Wiis
@DaFro3713
@DaFro3713 6 жыл бұрын
When Microsoft brought in a bunch of idiots and did a focus group on how to turn the Xbox into the Wii
@Box0r0x0rz
@Box0r0x0rz 8 жыл бұрын
Just got my PHD in surgery after 15 grueling years of studying and internship, and now I'm going to use a piece of gaming hardware that doesn't even work properly to make a life and death decisions regarding my first patient. Future is bright, with Kinect™.
@chasecrawford4173
@chasecrawford4173 8 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking that.
@SuperFranco20
@SuperFranco20 8 жыл бұрын
I tought about that too.
@bearpuns5910
@bearpuns5910 8 жыл бұрын
Dat username tho. :P
@whatshappeninganymore2473
@whatshappeninganymore2473 8 жыл бұрын
+Hairy MouseTurd BOOBIE MASTER
@dugesn0591
@dugesn0591 8 жыл бұрын
LOL
@jkadoodle
@jkadoodle 9 ай бұрын
Even if Kinect worked perfectly nobody would want to play like that for more than ten minutes
@SaraMorgan-ym6ue
@SaraMorgan-ym6ue 4 ай бұрын
well duh I remember having it and besides it being a fun little novelty I got bored of it and went back to the controller even for watching movies on my xbox after about that much time maybe less.
@diegomorales7419
@diegomorales7419 Ай бұрын
I don't think the issue was the concept itself, the problem was the games, if Kinect supported Third Party games with VR capabilities it would be awesome, it's the perfect technology for it.
@comet1718
@comet1718 5 жыл бұрын
*has skateboard* *plays a game simulating skateboarding*
@coolguy02536
@coolguy02536 5 жыл бұрын
We'll always be left to wonder what the point of "scanning" it was too.
@nyranna_
@nyranna_ 4 жыл бұрын
Theroux Especially because his hand wasn’t in the way when the scan was complete
@Kyle-hi5od
@Kyle-hi5od 4 жыл бұрын
Because he cant do a bs 180 irl
@mustasheolll2020
@mustasheolll2020 4 жыл бұрын
That was skate 3, and that never happened.
@luismehh3717
@luismehh3717 4 жыл бұрын
anus he can’t do a kick flip tho
@TheXenoxen
@TheXenoxen 7 жыл бұрын
"The kinect has the power to analyze movements better than the human eye....." wat
@TroublingMink59
@TroublingMink59 7 жыл бұрын
It does, but for some reason all the games that use it only care about your forearm and like, your left chesticle. It's surprisingly powerful when hacked and used for weird stuff on PC.
@young7931
@young7931 7 жыл бұрын
It has the potential. But ...
@NobleNomad
@NobleNomad 7 жыл бұрын
Its true evolutionary purpose was going to be what you see in Black Mirror episode 2, not legit entertainment. Corporate jackals and oligarch toadies are going to jackal and toadie, afterall.
@bonesmcgee1250
@bonesmcgee1250 7 жыл бұрын
Don't you know that the human eye can only see 30 FPS?
@8bitfrenzy376
@8bitfrenzy376 7 жыл бұрын
*10 cause that's all my peasant box gets on animal crossing
@TacoFalcon
@TacoFalcon Жыл бұрын
I'll never forget how mind blown this had me and thinking the future is here lmao.
@estebanguerra2573
@estebanguerra2573 Жыл бұрын
I remember I had the Kinect and it was kinda cool - I basically thought of it as Xbox's Wii but I think it came too early, no one really knew what to do with the thing. I think if it came out today it could be an interesting thing.
@FBI-yw5or
@FBI-yw5or Жыл бұрын
The future will never be here. All you will ever have your entire life is right now
@porkch0mp538
@porkch0mp538 Жыл бұрын
its that marketing music. the "steve jobs is saving the world" music apple likes
@atom2493
@atom2493 Жыл бұрын
The future of fake marketing
@bmac_xxx207
@bmac_xxx207 11 ай бұрын
You must of either be young or dumb
@YoToberLoL
@YoToberLoL Жыл бұрын
I don't think the kinect was a problem itself, but rather how they overhyped it making it seem like it was the best thing ever. I think if they had just announced it off without hyping it so much and treated it as a secondary objective during gaming development, that people would have liked it more and given it time to improve over years come at the time.
@rickybobby7276
@rickybobby7276 Жыл бұрын
Fucking marketers…
@Mason-yf9lp
@Mason-yf9lp Жыл бұрын
It was def the problem
@Myth_or_Mystery76
@Myth_or_Mystery76 Жыл бұрын
It was mostly the fact that really didn’t work properly. Even if you have realistic expectations.
@simbol-bot9845
@simbol-bot9845 Жыл бұрын
Buddy, welcome to the world of marketing. Businesses make money of Advertising and Announcing something making people buy your product is the key and they did a great job with it, microsoft was smart with the marketing stragety.
@richards.5964
@richards.5964 Жыл бұрын
I do agree with part of what you're saying; they did overemphasize the "game-changing" nature and practicality of it. But there was also the issue of them trying to shoehorn it into so many features, throwaway titles, and franchises that its cons and defects became far more emphasized then it ever would be if it was just a gimmicky addon. How many of these major IPs (Mass Effect, Ghost Recon, Forza, etc.) were actually excited and waiting implement something of that kind into their games, verses being heavily encouraged (either monetarily, promotionally, or otherwise) by Microsoft to find a way of pushing the product? And to top it off, it wasn't very good on the grander scheme. It had some charming and fun moments to it (if you didn't look too deeply into it), but anything relating to an "immersive" experience was either highly dysfunctional or just 50 percent playing itself.
@thesilentcontempt
@thesilentcontempt 8 жыл бұрын
Those E3 press conferences are even MORE cringeworthy now I didn't think it was possible
@suus01
@suus01 8 жыл бұрын
+thesilentcontempt FIST BUMPP
@ekmad
@ekmad 8 жыл бұрын
+thesilentcontempt It honestly does make RIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAAACER look pretty tame
@MrSlashStudios
@MrSlashStudios 8 жыл бұрын
that giant black women literally kills me with the cringe
@TheLoveTrain
@TheLoveTrain 8 жыл бұрын
+Thomas Green I didn't see that as cringey I thought it was kinda cute, kids just being kids
@quitepipe
@quitepipe 8 жыл бұрын
+ekmad I miss modnation racers
@Sponge____
@Sponge____ 7 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell, imagine using the kinect for a surgery...
@gonkdroid6301
@gonkdroid6301 7 жыл бұрын
Tribonez101 so many deaths...
@doctorrem6498
@doctorrem6498 7 жыл бұрын
Tribonez101 * in surgery * doctor: we have to be extremely careful * kinect glitches * * heart rips out *
@NitishDevadiga_Rattle-Snake619
@NitishDevadiga_Rattle-Snake619 7 жыл бұрын
Surgeon simulator AE gives a demo of what'll happen
@AlyphRat
@AlyphRat 7 жыл бұрын
Imagine ISIS decaptations. Now, level it up to 10 times. This is the Kinect Surgery.
@TeamAngryFaic
@TeamAngryFaic 7 жыл бұрын
Is this... Osborne Cox?
@LockeRobsta
@LockeRobsta Жыл бұрын
16:05 - The way Geoff put that pencil-neck in his place was brutal. I love it.
@idkwhatoname172
@idkwhatoname172 2 ай бұрын
Imagine, being on the your hospital bed and before they put you on anesthesia you see an xbox kinect.
@GODISGOODBRO
@GODISGOODBRO 2 ай бұрын
Imagine about to pass out and you hear the Xbox achievement sound lol
@amadeusagripino6862
@amadeusagripino6862 Ай бұрын
Imagine they boot Star Wars Kinect dancing mode in the middle of the surgery
@lucknowseven
@lucknowseven Ай бұрын
I would assume I had already died and was currently in Hell
@bmac_xxx207
@bmac_xxx207 2 күн бұрын
you’d never wake up
@danielterris7680
@danielterris7680 7 жыл бұрын
As I move, my avatar instantly mimics me 'Avatar has a spasm'
@CelestialDraconis
@CelestialDraconis 7 жыл бұрын
That was my favourite part
@jppsasuke
@jppsasuke 7 жыл бұрын
and BAMM!
@ryandeluxe
@ryandeluxe 6 жыл бұрын
Merlin Tube i
@markkoetsier6475
@markkoetsier6475 6 жыл бұрын
That's gotta be at least ten broken bones in there.
@folver91
@folver91 6 жыл бұрын
He should have faked a spasm to make it less embarrassing
@strat4104
@strat4104 7 жыл бұрын
Oh god imagine how many lives would be lost if they used the Kinect for bomb defusing robots
@haseebkanorkant7024
@haseebkanorkant7024 7 жыл бұрын
Imagine soldiers using Kinect in Iraq using this shit to defuse bombs and Iraqis be like "WTF!!!"
@doctorrem6498
@doctorrem6498 7 жыл бұрын
Bad aim Sam * defusing bomb * * kinect spaz out * * everybody dies *
@VinnieGer
@VinnieGer 7 жыл бұрын
Then you'll really see what's on the bottom of their shoe.
@MrHack4never
@MrHack4never 7 жыл бұрын
Even the Atari 2600 controller would be a better choice than a kinect but if i had to choose a controller for bomb disarming, i would probably choose the steel battalion controller
@riukasoulripper8252
@riukasoulripper8252 7 жыл бұрын
MrHack4never That shit's awesome
@numbah_6
@numbah_6 9 ай бұрын
I remember I was playing Borderlands 2 with a friend online and he had a few other friends over. Kept trying to get Vermivorous to summon (very low chance of happening). Finally did it and were fighting, boss was nearly dead. One of our other friends starts saying “Xbox off” over and over, friend disconnects. He managed to get the kinect to turn off the Xbox right before we killed the boss that took us nearly an hour to spawn
@blakeedward5520
@blakeedward5520 9 ай бұрын
Wow, that's awful. Also, funny to see in a poor design.
@burnheal6063
@burnheal6063 4 ай бұрын
that clip with the kid pretending to be licked by the virtual animal still makes my skin crawl.
@MrCrackerJack420
@MrCrackerJack420 4 жыл бұрын
It’s honestly disgusting how flagrantly pre-scripted all the “gameplay” presentations are!
@samreagan6292
@samreagan6292 4 жыл бұрын
oH No, cApTaIn HoOk!
@TristanSpeno
@TristanSpeno 4 жыл бұрын
OK SKitLeS thAts eNoUGH
@extremboon
@extremboon 4 жыл бұрын
Right? When i go to a microsoft event, the last thing i expect to see there is a bad child acting performance.
@StarFoxMaster64
@StarFoxMaster64 4 жыл бұрын
That first Star Wars one was the biggest lie of them all though.
@silloweet
@silloweet 4 жыл бұрын
Especially the Star Wars
@dtanobo
@dtanobo 7 жыл бұрын
The girl's gamerscore is about as legit as her acting.
@resdyne9590
@resdyne9590 6 жыл бұрын
Which one
@user-iz7kf8jx5h
@user-iz7kf8jx5h 6 жыл бұрын
Tiger thing tho
@WolzenTwo
@WolzenTwo 6 жыл бұрын
dtanobo Got your comment as soon as that part came on.
@thedarkforce9596
@thedarkforce9596 6 жыл бұрын
Fart Tony and mic drop
@skinlizard2251
@skinlizard2251 5 жыл бұрын
@@DuckoftheDraw Every achievement is worth a gamerscore or something. It's just worthless points to say you're good at shit.
@xXOPxLunaXx
@xXOPxLunaXx 9 ай бұрын
I like how you can actually see the mess ups, when they regularly happen. You can't hide the faults with something interactive like that.
@d0cx
@d0cx Жыл бұрын
I owned a Kinect with the 360 and it was pretty cool with the few basic games it came with. From what I've heard now, Kinect is actually a really cheap way to get into motion capture with Python and such.
@OHHHHUSBANT
@OHHHHUSBANT 10 ай бұрын
Probably the only few genuinely good thing about it
@SaraMorgan-ym6ue
@SaraMorgan-ym6ue 4 ай бұрын
yeah, I had it to and I found it to be a novelty nothing more I still preferred controller over the Kinect to play with
@ryuStack
@ryuStack 3 ай бұрын
I made my master thesis using Kinect's movement recognition.
@evanellis9178
@evanellis9178 4 жыл бұрын
“The patients condition is critical, what should we do now doctor?” *Pulls out Kinect*
@WastedPotential17
@WastedPotential17 4 жыл бұрын
Stand back, I've logged 250 hours in Trauma Center for the Nintendo DS
@arcangel707
@arcangel707 3 жыл бұрын
It’s illegal to be this funny lol
@MrNrj6490
@MrNrj6490 3 жыл бұрын
"we need to defuse this bomb, what do we have?" *Pulls out Kinect*
@samblamjam
@samblamjam 3 жыл бұрын
The future is a few years ago my friend
@naizamabao4681
@naizamabao4681 3 жыл бұрын
Patient:go to HE-BEE BEE BEEP BEEEEEP
@foldedx2
@foldedx2 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine this, there's a bomb in your car and the guys that are supposed to defuse it pull out a kinect.
@CaptainBloodsail
@CaptainBloodsail 4 жыл бұрын
I take my chances on my own
@eajninja
@eajninja 4 жыл бұрын
thats GG for sure
@TylrTheDstryr
@TylrTheDstryr 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't give a fuck if you need to rank up in MW2 the terrorists are going to rank up off the 20+ kill streak if you don't diffuse this shit!"
@ezrac704
@ezrac704 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the Kinect is the bomb.
@MindTwistEsp
@MindTwistEsp 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha
@thraftofcaanan281
@thraftofcaanan281 Жыл бұрын
Such a throwback lol, I remember being a little kid thinking this was gonna be the way things would be now but I'm so glad I couldn't afford it, I just watched on the side how bad it went
@blob5907
@blob5907 10 ай бұрын
you liked it and you still want one
@kgodmode177
@kgodmode177 9 ай бұрын
The idea that this glorified motion sensor would be used in a surgical setting is bafflingly absurd
@hiagustres
@hiagustres 7 жыл бұрын
"Xbox, play music!" "..." I said *MUSIC!*
@HavenMarches
@HavenMarches 7 жыл бұрын
another underrated comment.
@SoeZ-M4
@SoeZ-M4 7 жыл бұрын
H.F Gaming Your comment or his comment?
@HavenMarches
@HavenMarches 7 жыл бұрын
SoeZ-M4 his.
@strider029
@strider029 7 жыл бұрын
"XBOX play music" *plays justin bieber music* "I SAID MUSIC!"
@thedarkforce9596
@thedarkforce9596 6 жыл бұрын
"Xbox play music": (plays Justin Bieber) "oh God my ears are bleeding"
@allfire666
@allfire666 7 жыл бұрын
"stick to 360 if you cant connect online" that right there is the moment he lost his job
@heckinkek1644
@heckinkek1644 7 жыл бұрын
allfire666 ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
@estignatic
@estignatic 7 жыл бұрын
Thank god he did he ruined the Xbox brand.
@Anex952
@Anex952 7 жыл бұрын
that's the reason I stopped supporting the xbox
@ObiJuanKenobi3
@ObiJuanKenobi3 7 жыл бұрын
ANEX me too. I had had an original Xbox and an Xbox 360 beforehand but when I saw that mess of a reveal then I knew that Sony would be the more reliable choice.
@spiritoutcast9087
@spiritoutcast9087 7 жыл бұрын
Televised Water Polo Honestly I think PlayStation is equally as bad, plus their community is filled with toxic 30 year olds and 6 year olds making a sour combination. Although it has nothing to do with mg argument I grew up with PlayStation, had an Xbox 360(and currently have a One) as well as built a PC this year.
@polishrocker93
@polishrocker93 Жыл бұрын
16:12 that smile from Jeff is so telling. You can tell he’s thinking “oh I bet he already regrets saying that”
@ivang8655
@ivang8655 Жыл бұрын
Lol, just bought an old Xbox 360 Kinect with like 30 games for my 6 year old. Kinect Sports (bowling, mini games, etc.,) and adventures is awesome. He absolutely loves it.
@nobts9135
@nobts9135 Жыл бұрын
Me too! It’s so much fun for us casual gamers! Have fun!
@publiusventidiusbassus1232
@publiusventidiusbassus1232 Жыл бұрын
I mean, virtually anything is fun when you're 6. Kinda like saying you enjoyed something "with friends". Yeah, you can make watching paint dry fun if you're with the boys.
@fagsonbalson863
@fagsonbalson863 Жыл бұрын
@@publiusventidiusbassus1232 have you messed with it?
@ivang8655
@ivang8655 Жыл бұрын
@@AgentLazarus not sure I understand. Also, I keep the kids Xbox not connected to Xbox live as there is zero reason to have it connected.
@ivang8655
@ivang8655 Жыл бұрын
@@publiusventidiusbassus1232 as opposed to him watching an IPAD or something, I like that he is active while it’s cold outside and sports activities are limited to indoor soccer and swimming. Some of the games on here have him getting a very nice workout.
@samuelwilson818
@samuelwilson818 6 жыл бұрын
who in their right fucking mind would rather pretend to play an instrument then actually play it
@ThePaypay88
@ThePaypay88 6 жыл бұрын
not everyone has ability to buy all instruments at same time. its just a fuckin experience or demo of it . chill out
@jaredking7540
@jaredking7540 6 жыл бұрын
ThePaypay88 you could buy an instrument for less
@stockicide
@stockicide 6 жыл бұрын
...The thousands of people who bought Guitar Hero and Rock Band? Or maybe people who play the theremin, an instrument that doesn't need to be physically touched?
@bradmaxwell7354
@bradmaxwell7354 6 жыл бұрын
except with guitar hero and rock band you're not really pretending to play an instrument, you're playing a rhythm game
@sthlng2180
@sthlng2180 6 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah they're expensive. Especially with training.
@doyousmellthat1331
@doyousmellthat1331 Жыл бұрын
"You see what she did this wasn't acting, she reached down for those goggles!" The Crowd Goes Wild!!!!
@bonelessbananna5410
@bonelessbananna5410 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine you get shot in the chest and get rushed down to the hospital your about to die your life flashes before your eyes there's only seconds left and the doctors whip out the kinect
@queenpurple8433
@queenpurple8433 4 жыл бұрын
Why the hell would I want to imagine that?
@bonelessbananna5410
@bonelessbananna5410 4 жыл бұрын
@@queenpurple8433 it's a joke because they really think that doctors would use the kinect in surgery
@nutmeg9005
@nutmeg9005 4 жыл бұрын
Boneless bananna and then you wake up and the doctors are in there playing COD zombies preferably BO2 zombies
@portocava9863
@portocava9863 4 жыл бұрын
@@nutmeg9005 it's kind of funny actually... XD
@aciddrive
@aciddrive 4 жыл бұрын
just turn off my fuckin life support bro
@SilentAbyss1996
@SilentAbyss1996 Ай бұрын
...We might need a sequel for this.
@EliteLoserZR
@EliteLoserZR 2 ай бұрын
"Oh no! Captain Hook!" "Woah..." "..." "..."
@turq1824
@turq1824 4 жыл бұрын
I will never stop laughing at how they pretended you could perform surgery, defuse a bomb, and play a symphony with Kinect.
@vlusky_husky
@vlusky_husky 4 жыл бұрын
Yea sure the thing is accurate enough to sense a movement not more than 1 inch. And not delay like 1 seconds
@mastoid45
@mastoid45 4 жыл бұрын
And it can’t detect little jogging so it makes you literally use all of your energy making your knees touch your chest as fast you can so you can just run.
@nickostrowski183
@nickostrowski183 4 жыл бұрын
it is super advanced and could very well do that, but you need a computer and custom software for it, i hacked mine to detect my movement in vr, and it works better than a vive tracker, it is super precise
@mastoid45
@mastoid45 4 жыл бұрын
Nick Ostrowski big brain move right there.
@vlusky_husky
@vlusky_husky 4 жыл бұрын
@@nickostrowski183 would you mind telling us how? Or maybe link a couple sources?
@nqrtzy8765
@nqrtzy8765 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll never stop laughing about how, for the Star Wars game, they pretended a cutscene was actual gameplay.
@Lefthandrightband
@Lefthandrightband 4 жыл бұрын
literally the whole thing was fake lmfai
@kira4739
@kira4739 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, essentially at 1:53 where the character on screen moves before the acter.
@VITAS874
@VITAS874 4 жыл бұрын
fucking lie
@cssnderporngle5838
@cssnderporngle5838 4 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@thandozungu2428
@thandozungu2428 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh ...😂😂
@stopbunsen
@stopbunsen 7 ай бұрын
And they still haven't recovered
@SkippyHunkleChuck
@SkippyHunkleChuck Жыл бұрын
The adults playing the cutscenes probably sold their sold to the devil
@thebuddha4208
@thebuddha4208 3 жыл бұрын
I like how when he’s pretending to play Jedi the character does everything before he does
@ImRafaelPL
@ImRafaelPL 3 жыл бұрын
It's cause high ping
@sappireflames0009
@sappireflames0009 3 жыл бұрын
@@ImRafaelPL negative ping.
@freebeats4323
@freebeats4323 3 жыл бұрын
He practiced it for so long
@thebritishguys6304
@thebritishguys6304 3 жыл бұрын
I cringed so hard on the kinectimals acting
@andreivieira
@andreivieira 3 жыл бұрын
@@ImRafaelPL - 400 ping, it´s before he does, not after.
@g0g0duck20
@g0g0duck20 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking into a surgery and seeing a kinect bolted to the wall.
@domini384
@domini384 3 жыл бұрын
The technology in Kinect can actually be useful for the medical field, as for gaming ....no
@mandybarney
@mandybarney 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Alikaykillerfour4
@Alikaykillerfour4 3 жыл бұрын
@@domini384 until the kinect delay is the cause for an unfortunate patients death during intense surgery. “Damnit the kinect isn’t responding man, how do we find the scalpel we left in this guys chest cavity?”
@themysteriousface7633
@themysteriousface7633 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey doc how are you gonna remove the tumor in my head with a video game system?"
@mycycleminorities
@mycycleminorities 3 жыл бұрын
Man im about to see my grandma
@monus782
@monus782 Жыл бұрын
I completely forgot this thing ever existed in the first place until I came across this video again after so many years, looking at this is already making me feel old since it feels like it was ages ago
@tristankearns1045
@tristankearns1045 9 ай бұрын
Remember when the Ghost Adventures crew used a Kinect to "prove" ghosts were "real"?
@DarndaleBeats
@DarndaleBeats 9 ай бұрын
u a real one for that xD
@AwesomeDude799
@AwesomeDude799 3 жыл бұрын
It pisses me off so badly the amount of overexaggeration, false advertising, and straight up lying the gaming industry is allowed to do.
@Sydney_Angelyt
@Sydney_Angelyt 3 жыл бұрын
The kinect wasn’t broken if you know how to use it properly.
@dezient3816
@dezient3816 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sydney_Angelyt Yeah you're right. It wasn't broken.... IT WAS SHIT
@ramboj7924
@ramboj7924 3 жыл бұрын
*Microsoft is allowed to do
@seco000
@seco000 3 жыл бұрын
it's moslty because our law makers are old and don't know much about modern technologies
@Kanal7Indonesia
@Kanal7Indonesia 3 жыл бұрын
@@ramboj7924 Ubisoft etc do it too
@Tdidthat
@Tdidthat 7 жыл бұрын
what? my gamerscore is 100% legit.
@Saltyjazzman
@Saltyjazzman 7 жыл бұрын
Antonio Harris Ok.
@randyvargas8389
@randyvargas8389 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao that was so cringy
@TheMightyP00tis
@TheMightyP00tis 6 жыл бұрын
yeah right
@skullkid3447
@skullkid3447 6 жыл бұрын
That conversation surely wasn't legit
@rhytm
@rhytm 6 жыл бұрын
This comment is 100% legit
@vbbn8655
@vbbn8655 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when the guy is imitating the lightsaber combat and near the end is too slow compared to what’s happening on screen
@santiagomeza7272
@santiagomeza7272 Жыл бұрын
Ironically, the only reason my parents would let me have a video game console when I was 9, was because the Kinect would allow me to be active while playing.
@CptFordo-bv8dc
@CptFordo-bv8dc 4 жыл бұрын
“The controller is a barrier”. Said no one ever.
@Immadeus
@Immadeus 4 жыл бұрын
I guess it is for people who don't play videogames.
@ebake200
@ebake200 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm I wonder if I saw this on the internet But if I didn't see it on the internet then we're am I
@setaentertainment4311
@setaentertainment4311 4 жыл бұрын
Funny coming from ex-EA employee.
@CyLikeSigh
@CyLikeSigh 4 жыл бұрын
Lol right?! Of all the consoles I owned, the controller was never a complaint.
@deaththekid922
@deaththekid922 4 жыл бұрын
for shooters it is , but thats why we have mice
@ClassicGameFire
@ClassicGameFire 7 жыл бұрын
Cause thats how I wanna play a tactical 3rd person shooter, opening and closing my hand
@mrquack6955
@mrquack6955 7 жыл бұрын
haha
@ClassicGameFire
@ClassicGameFire 7 жыл бұрын
who during development for that looked at that gesture and was like "yes that looks natural"
@user-eh6nn6pq5s
@user-eh6nn6pq5s 7 жыл бұрын
srsly tho imagine yourself taking years to line up a shot
@Typomixer15
@Typomixer15 7 жыл бұрын
ClassicGameFire Just a kind reminder to all toy enthusiasts Mike Mozart is back. Cue star wars xbox dancing game music.
@marcusgabriel8365
@marcusgabriel8365 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine playing R6S with the Kinect, leaning and proning will give you unbearable cramps for hours
@torres3800
@torres3800 9 ай бұрын
I remember getting it during Black Friday 2010. I will admit, I was blown away during the project Natal stage. Played it throughout 2011, and now in 2023, it sits in it's original box in the garage. LoL
@Lancehardwoodfulable
@Lancehardwoodfulable 9 ай бұрын
"Let's ignore our core demographic and release a new product to try tap into a different market" - Xbox in 2009 "Well, that really didn't work out" - Xbox in 2011 "Let's ignore our core demographic and release a new product to try tap into a different market" - Xbox in 2013 with the relase of Xbox one
@davidsavage519
@davidsavage519 7 жыл бұрын
Imagine you were about to get an operation and the last thing you saw before going down under is that the surgeons were using Kinect
@Mint-qw3xm
@Mint-qw3xm 7 жыл бұрын
David Savage No no let me Use my gun no Need för you
@villagehero256
@villagehero256 7 жыл бұрын
*kinect loses calibration*
@Slightlyevil
@Slightlyevil 7 жыл бұрын
RIP!
@christopherweaver9543
@christopherweaver9543 7 жыл бұрын
CANT BREATHE
@brandonlee7382
@brandonlee7382 7 жыл бұрын
David Savage A dead man
@WowAmazingRight
@WowAmazingRight 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine every actor after finishing up on stage, they went back stage and said "fucking tough crowd," and smoked a cigarette. Even the kids.
@FRSTBYTESyearsago
@FRSTBYTESyearsago 3 жыл бұрын
The kids just popped a stogie and said “man what a rough day”
@presidentofchina1496
@presidentofchina1496 3 жыл бұрын
At that day, children below 10 grew a beard already with hollow eyes from the hard work and developed crippling depression
@InVinoVeratas
@InVinoVeratas 3 жыл бұрын
_“Man this crowd is a hard sell, gotta shill harder”_
@HackedUpForBarbeque
@HackedUpForBarbeque 3 жыл бұрын
Especially the kids.
@randybobandy9828
@randybobandy9828 3 жыл бұрын
ESPECIALLY the kids.
@oscarsalesgirl296
@oscarsalesgirl296 Жыл бұрын
It was just a scam to get cameras in peoples houses. They found more effective ways since then: webcams, ring, etc
@ObamaBinKillin
@ObamaBinKillin Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking.
@videotape2959
@videotape2959 10 ай бұрын
kinect came out in 2010. There were already a lot of webcams in people's homes by then.
@Super_Idol
@Super_Idol 2 ай бұрын
not the Han solo one💀
@user-eu8kr5ub5m
@user-eu8kr5ub5m 5 жыл бұрын
Bro imagine being kidnapped and hooked up to a bomb and the Navy Seals come in with a bomb removal unit, and they break out an Xbox 360 with a Kinect
@vladtepes2667
@vladtepes2667 5 жыл бұрын
I think I would rather go deigo go to heaven tahn wait for them to figure out how to save me.
@gostigoo6706
@gostigoo6706 5 жыл бұрын
I'd be relieved that my life was in good hands
@puffdaddy69
@puffdaddy69 5 жыл бұрын
When in doubt, use a Kinect
@louiehorwood660
@louiehorwood660 5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the it crowd with the bombs disposal robot.
@notatrollll
@notatrollll 5 жыл бұрын
“This fucking lag, bro”. 🤨
@flextits4883
@flextits4883 7 жыл бұрын
4:20 was the moment I became overwhelmed with cringe, I had to look away.
@giovanni_3876
@giovanni_3876 7 жыл бұрын
it sounds like shes fucking the damn thing
@nomiddlenamedavis
@nomiddlenamedavis 7 жыл бұрын
RedLightning007 I'm deceased
@Eketys
@Eketys 7 жыл бұрын
Yep.... Had to pause the video...
@ishidon20
@ishidon20 7 жыл бұрын
that was when the sausage came out to play
@jugodefresa4205
@jugodefresa4205 7 жыл бұрын
RedLightning007 same here
@zer0w0rries96
@zer0w0rries96 Жыл бұрын
We had so much fun in our house with the Kinect for years. I was even surprised when I started hearing that it was a flop. Everyone in our house loved playing with it. It was seriously the most fun I’ve ever had playing video games with a group of people. I think the mistake was Microsoft set the expectations way too high.
@Tubuxis
@Tubuxis Жыл бұрын
*$0.30 has been successfully deposited into your account. Thanks for being part of the Microsoft shill programme*
@youseenednedisdead
@youseenednedisdead Жыл бұрын
me and my family really liked dance central and we all bonded over it but after christmas the xbox went back in my room and there really wasnt much i could do with it in that small space :(
@JustinRM20
@JustinRM20 Жыл бұрын
Same here. Met plenty of other kids online to play Kinect with or did bowling with my grandparents. It was pretty fun.
@Floaydi
@Floaydi 11 ай бұрын
Bro same Kinect was cool as fuck, I played Kinect adventures with my sisters and parents, that blue puppet cowboy guy, a superhero game with cool ass fights, and a mediocre harry Potter game. I also think that Kinect was good for people who weren't really watching the announcements etc about it.
@xnto6829
@xnto6829 11 ай бұрын
@@Tubuxisgo be miserable by urself
@jerrysizzler44
@jerrysizzler44 Жыл бұрын
nice edit! laughed a lot
@pphillips4586
@pphillips4586 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if anyone actually fell for the actor mimicking a Star Wars video and pretending he’s doing it
@wavestrider2160
@wavestrider2160 5 жыл бұрын
Me..
@Patrick-iu7ri
@Patrick-iu7ri 5 жыл бұрын
@@wavestrider2160 read my comment
@ronaldraygun6304
@ronaldraygun6304 5 жыл бұрын
Me too...
@KusunokiSG47
@KusunokiSG47 5 жыл бұрын
Eh, even my non-gamer family can see through it lol My kid sister fell for it tho
@emiliomarbanjr
@emiliomarbanjr 5 жыл бұрын
At the beginning i fell for it, until the character on the screen looked over his shoulder at the Ship in front of him, when the actual player hasn't even moved from the previous pose
@blackmanwhitesuit
@blackmanwhitesuit 7 жыл бұрын
Microsoft forgot the Xbox was a video game console and they tried to make it into an "everything box" while still trying to convince people it was a video game console.
@DudeQThat
@DudeQThat 7 жыл бұрын
Blackman Whitesuit It's still evident with the Xbox one
@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi
@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi 7 жыл бұрын
always been rather shitty anyway overall
@Crispeecreem
@Crispeecreem 7 жыл бұрын
hopefully they learned their lesson and project scorpio has alot more exclusives than the one
@Aprexable
@Aprexable 7 жыл бұрын
Chris Rocks Phill Spencer wasn't in charge back then now he is, he has done an amazing job so far.
@Crispeecreem
@Crispeecreem 7 жыл бұрын
Devin totally agree, i'm glad he's in charge now
@ChloeNimps17
@ChloeNimps17 Жыл бұрын
i had a kinect when i was 9, kinect sports and adventures was a hit whenever i had friends over. as i got older i got into dead rising and minecraft. much love for the xbox bc of this even in my adult years. still an avid xbox user. all bc my mom thought the kinect might be fun. idk. it worked 🤷🏼‍♀️
@DYWYPI
@DYWYPI 4 ай бұрын
okay guys i'm going to need you to explain why the most rewatched segment is where it is, thanks
@hollylucianta6711
@hollylucianta6711 4 ай бұрын
yeah that's absolutely disgusting
@iexist.imnotjoking5700
@iexist.imnotjoking5700 2 ай бұрын
Because people skipped backwards from the scene where the father punched his kid to watch it again and that's where it lands.
@CarlC9898
@CarlC9898 Ай бұрын
a lot of sick people on here but also yeah the guy above is right
@therruefalse9984
@therruefalse9984 7 жыл бұрын
Lmao look how the E3 2009 footage is so fake.
@zyrlsvlogs4159
@zyrlsvlogs4159 7 жыл бұрын
falsE i know lol
@PerkinsVR
@PerkinsVR 7 жыл бұрын
the video plays faster than the actor on stage. its like getting someone to lip sync who doesnt know the words to the song
@Snyperbane
@Snyperbane 7 жыл бұрын
falsE I was like 69.
@therruefalse9984
@therruefalse9984 7 жыл бұрын
Snyperbane I was almost 420.
@josephattwell1006
@josephattwell1006 7 жыл бұрын
Except for the times (particularly during the football demo) where the video is playing SLOWER than the actor by about a second at points. That, at least, is accurate to the real life Kinnect experience.
@josiahcampbell1762
@josiahcampbell1762 7 жыл бұрын
Oh no, Captain hook!
@heelstevenmaggle5615
@heelstevenmaggle5615 7 жыл бұрын
F I S T B U M P
@ZeroTwo219
@ZeroTwo219 7 жыл бұрын
T H E Q U E E N!
@turtlemcpurtle9665
@turtlemcpurtle9665 7 жыл бұрын
fISt BuMb
@Pantherlolz
@Pantherlolz 7 жыл бұрын
Josiah Campbell 60/10🤣🤣🤣
@samsilver.42
@samsilver.42 7 жыл бұрын
Josiah Campbell lol you could tell 1000 percent that was all scripted
@DMBisAwesome
@DMBisAwesome Жыл бұрын
>Today in 2016, Phil Spencer is still trying to recover the Xbox brand's image. 7 years later and this statement is still true. >A major reorganization of the Xbox team happened after the departure of Don Mattrick in 2013 A decade after DM left, and we're still trying to recover from the dark days of Xbox. Still dealing with a cross-platform environment that must include the Xbone.
@HonkeyKong54
@HonkeyKong54 Жыл бұрын
Not true. None of the new games Xbox is releasing will be on the Xbox one. It’s basically abandoned at this point.
@DiGiTyDarKMaN
@DiGiTyDarKMaN 2 ай бұрын
After all these years, this video is still the best thing about Kinect. It was all worth it for the rewatch value this video provides.
@DimeTree
@DimeTree 6 жыл бұрын
"What Microsoft is doing is not about reinventing the wheel... it's about no wheel at all" Forgot about that golden line
@tim7495
@tim7495 6 жыл бұрын
A Rt It is.
@fateek2249
@fateek2249 6 жыл бұрын
I saw this comment exactly when he said it
@kurtmostat8491
@kurtmostat8491 6 жыл бұрын
What's that a reference to?
@luckylove72
@luckylove72 6 жыл бұрын
makes me wonder these ppl run the business
@saintbarnabasshackles2437
@saintbarnabasshackles2437 6 жыл бұрын
Fucking westorosis
@InternationalSpaceForce
@InternationalSpaceForce 5 жыл бұрын
*goes into surgery* "Xbox open up patient cardiovascular layout" Me: oh dear
@dr.snowman4883
@dr.snowman4883 5 жыл бұрын
Guess I'll die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@spidernerd235
@spidernerd235 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mrmemelord2227
@mrmemelord2227 5 жыл бұрын
Dr. Snowman lol 😂
@andrijastefanovic726
@andrijastefanovic726 5 жыл бұрын
*KINECT RIPS PATIENT'S HEART OUT*
@EthanCreativeMIND
@EthanCreativeMIND 5 жыл бұрын
*stabs the patient with a drill
@defaultname7685
@defaultname7685 10 ай бұрын
What blows my mind looking back on that generation is how the fuck were they allowed to get away with this? Isn't this super, super illegal?
@CreeperSteve
@CreeperSteve 8 ай бұрын
i will say this: i have used sample apps for the windows kinect sdk, and it is honestly very surprising what the kinect can do. there are even examples of gestures that would only be implemented on the xbox one, all using a 360 kinect. so i’d say that the camera itself was very impressive. i think the main thing was that developers for the 360 tried to use it in ways it wasn’t designed to do. and then of course the xbox one kinect came around, bundled with the console, and no one wanted it.
@chrisrose_krii_lun_aus
@chrisrose_krii_lun_aus 7 ай бұрын
Exactly. You break into one and there's tons of cool stuff that works. It's better if you can do some software work to one but stock hooking one to a PC is pretty cool if you like playing with electronics
@foldedx2
@foldedx2 4 жыл бұрын
"It's not about reinventing the wheel, it's about no wheel at all." And just like a car without wheels, it got nowhere.
@pawzuph
@pawzuph 4 жыл бұрын
DAMNNNNN
@ThatsJustEric
@ThatsJustEric 4 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄 burned
@mrinde7
@mrinde7 4 жыл бұрын
canned 9's legit sounds like Daenerys dialogue in Game of Thrones 😂 “im not gonna stop the wheel, im going to break the wheel”
@foldedx2
@foldedx2 3 жыл бұрын
@@zahtmi >reddit never speak to me again
@naizamabao4681
@naizamabao4681 3 жыл бұрын
Xbox:BEEE BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP
@unclemagic9000
@unclemagic9000 7 жыл бұрын
That first ad is still probably the most pretentious and misleading commercial I've ever seen.
@giygas79
@giygas79 7 жыл бұрын
Not as bad as the Fyre Festival trailer my dude
@JelliThePilot
@JelliThePilot 7 жыл бұрын
*in life or death situation, defusing a bomb* *using a fucking Kinect*
@unknownlizbeth
@unknownlizbeth 6 ай бұрын
5:19 NO DOUBT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️
@NoExplosionsMcgee
@NoExplosionsMcgee Ай бұрын
Behold! The actual beginning of the end for XBOX as a platform. The Xbox One reveal only exacerbated the situation even further.
@LeeONardo
@LeeONardo Ай бұрын
I'm glad Geeks and Gamers reminded me about that lately. I still remember watching the presentation and wondering what on Earth they were thinking. It was so bizarre.
@gclub7635
@gclub7635 4 жыл бұрын
Ah the late 2000's when EVERY console wanted to be the wii
@henningmx2114
@henningmx2114 4 жыл бұрын
Even Sony did it with PlayStation Move
@gclub7635
@gclub7635 4 жыл бұрын
@@henningmx2114 Really?....honestly I that it was a Wiimote with a disco ball
@thegatesofsleep
@thegatesofsleep 4 жыл бұрын
HenMrtz X8 At least the Sony version performed better and wasn’t advertised under a 100% bullshit premise.
@jamescarson886
@jamescarson886 4 жыл бұрын
The late 2000s is just under a thousand years away from now
@AyeBeeG
@AyeBeeG 4 жыл бұрын
TheGhostKidney7 no kid, nice try
@thegibblypuff6218
@thegibblypuff6218 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine going under anesthesia and the last thing you hear is your doctor saying, “shit red ring” while they’re using a kinect.
@devonterobinson7925
@devonterobinson7925 4 жыл бұрын
Big oof
@DownloadsPassion
@DownloadsPassion 4 жыл бұрын
only a select few of us will even develop a glimmer of understanding for this.
@thegibblypuff6218
@thegibblypuff6218 4 жыл бұрын
Downloads what’s the point here
@DownloadsPassion
@DownloadsPassion 4 жыл бұрын
@@thegibblypuff6218 yeah, sucks having to dumb down your comment to the point of mirroring others format and everything just to get likes. Better off posting intelligent jokes like this than doing that, youre doing a good job.
@thegibblypuff6218
@thegibblypuff6218 4 жыл бұрын
Downloads lmfaooooooooooo
@hershelswint4097
@hershelswint4097 Жыл бұрын
I have a Kinect didn't know there were 17 games total, let alone 17 on the release date! I feel like they almost nailed it but may have jumped the gun and released it before working out all the bugs! It works well for finding Ghost!
@IneedMoneyDK
@IneedMoneyDK Жыл бұрын
True. They actually managed to create a ghost detector without knowing 😂
@Wut78
@Wut78 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's what over marketing and hype does.
@isamuominae
@isamuominae 10 ай бұрын
Only 17? What a failure. Konami made a rythm dance game with this thing included on arcades, pretty cool and real accurate. I bet they upgraded the Kinect sensors inside the arcade machine. I don't think they released this arcade outside Japan.
@blob5907
@blob5907 10 ай бұрын
you saw this shit and got excited
@Just_A_Guy_Here.
@Just_A_Guy_Here. 10 ай бұрын
I'm your 100th liker here & bye.
@QuentrixMovies
@QuentrixMovies 6 ай бұрын
The editing in this was perfect lol
@alistairhenderson2531
@alistairhenderson2531 7 жыл бұрын
How the fuck did they imagine someone would play an instrument with a kinect? What a complete lack of understanding of how tactile playing an instrument is.
@analaurafernandescarpintey7120
@analaurafernandescarpintey7120 7 жыл бұрын
Alistair Henderson they tried to copy WiiMusic
@normanm11
@normanm11 7 жыл бұрын
Alistair Henderson It's called marketing! They are trying to sell one of the worst products of all time, they need to lie, not create.
@The_Viktor_Reznov
@The_Viktor_Reznov 7 жыл бұрын
Norman No Man's Sky
@corruptedpoison1
@corruptedpoison1 7 жыл бұрын
Alistair Henderson ok
@ia3525
@ia3525 7 жыл бұрын
Alistair Henderson guitar hero
@Nasiruify
@Nasiruify 3 жыл бұрын
“Sir he died trying to diffuse a bomb with a Kinect controlled robot”
@shadowjinkus1070
@shadowjinkus1070 3 жыл бұрын
"Poor bastard got the red ring"
@Loltroll8
@Loltroll8 3 жыл бұрын
“20 dead after Kinect prototype failure.”
@lara3540
@lara3540 3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t worry we can still save him with the Kinect operating surgeon!”
@nagiaoe2434
@nagiaoe2434 3 жыл бұрын
Funny, predator drones are actually controlled with 360 controllers
@juiceboxfresh7846
@juiceboxfresh7846 3 жыл бұрын
@@nagiaoe2434 Typical, nobody thinks about the disabled. What if I had chronic arthritis? How am I supposed to drone strike a school if I'm physically unable to hold a controller? The military need to get with the times, it's frankly disgusting how they treat the lesser abled when it comes to using predator drones
@Guzuma
@Guzuma 10 ай бұрын
not gonna lie, the beginning video with Where Is My Mind playing kinda made me smile, too bad it was built on false promises also i laughed so hard when that heartwarming intro was interrupted with the avatar shoe thing
@CarlC9898
@CarlC9898 Ай бұрын
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