Crusader Kings marriages be like - Crusader Kings #shorts #ck3

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Жыл бұрын

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This is how my marriages tend to go in Crusader Kings

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@thegodofcheetos6977 Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the 2 year old child of a dying old man, for a powerfull alliance

@CountHasting 9 ай бұрын

Hell yeah

@blizzard1198 9 ай бұрын

That's what I'm talking about

@seaternickerson7734 9 ай бұрын

Technically, they’re only married when they’re 18.

@garyback9796 9 ай бұрын

@@seaternickerson773416

@ZUPYNinGAME 8 ай бұрын

@@seaternickerson7734 16

@TheWizardGamez Жыл бұрын

Half sister, mother, cousin, grandmother…. Hey. That’s a GREAT family web.

@kingcobra7183 Жыл бұрын

Great family circle

@BarcelonaFan3213 10 ай бұрын

Grandfather has a daughter, has a son with that daughter, daughter has son with son

@aurychavez6055 10 ай бұрын

Too much can’t process 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

@TheGanjologist 9 ай бұрын

It wasnt the plan, but everybody hates a winner so i ran out of congenital trait wives to marry

@dontworry4945 7 ай бұрын

@@BarcelonaFan3213thank you for your explanation that really make it easier to digest.

@Sandboxlion Жыл бұрын

when you say she's your everything

@GooselessVagabond 5 ай бұрын

Best comment

@juanblanco7898 5 ай бұрын

👌

@mirceazaharia2094 5 ай бұрын

Outstanding comment.

@SomeGuy69432 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@namastereciprocity4549 5 ай бұрын

Oh god no

@-___-g Жыл бұрын

Gotta get that pure blood trait🩸

@ayuwoki453 7 ай бұрын

Not my fault everyone with good traits happen to be my family members🤷🏻‍♂️

@teamezyw6009 7 ай бұрын

@@ayuwoki453😂

@razier5299 5 ай бұрын

@@ayuwoki453To be fair the game does heavily encourage it in that regard. The devs are trying to spread a message I think.

@brayden2502 5 ай бұрын

@@The_scrongler1978wdym? I don’t see the problem…

@ZZactionwow 5 ай бұрын

@@The_scrongler1978its a joke.

@alphagamer9505 Жыл бұрын

I shall forever cherish the memory when Glitterhoof was my chancellor

@Pokesus 5 ай бұрын

Glitterhoof was my lover and husband.

@mappingshaman5280 4 ай бұрын

Sounds like you are weak. I cherish the memory of when i educated my son with glitterhoof so i could become a horse, then i basically formed the ottoman empire but all the turks have been converted into horses.

@valeriodelaurentiis5614 4 ай бұрын

Glitterhoof was my sister, brother, mother in law, grandfather, sister in law, father, lover, wife, fiance and family friend

@TheAllAmericanHoneyBadger 4 ай бұрын

@@Pokesus *Mr Hands be like*

@yoka7670 4 ай бұрын

Caligula has entered the chat

@kaisermosh4057 Жыл бұрын

I need that first character seed omg it's beautiful

@TheLtPunk1 Жыл бұрын

Sameeee

@y.b4251 Жыл бұрын

That face is a certified dna test.

@Real_gandalf Жыл бұрын

I need it I NEEEEED IT

@RunicRhino22 Жыл бұрын

Habsburg physiognomy

@goaway3741 10 ай бұрын

all of theses comments must sound so wrong to people who haven't played ck3

@Become-Eggplant 4 ай бұрын

To quote an african warlord who did a review on ck2: "Turn your family tree, into a family circle"

@scoutpilgrim5320 4 ай бұрын

Read the comment in his voice, "Hey hey, people" and all

@Claymireko 4 ай бұрын

me too xD @@scoutpilgrim5320

@estonimacedonii 4 ай бұрын

who

@Claymireko 4 ай бұрын

@@estonimacedonii ssethtzeentach

@Geekezf 4 ай бұрын

And don't forget to marry your bishop horse.

@TaeSunWoo Жыл бұрын

Yeah. Usually the hottest ones are in your dynasty because eugenics go brr

@user-mp3eh1vb9w Жыл бұрын

explain

@TaeSunWoo Жыл бұрын

@@user-mp3eh1vb9w the meta of increasing your dynasty’s traits then never marry out of the family lol

@larryblake842 11 ай бұрын

@@TaeSunWooyou can get some crazily over powered kids that way. Genius, herculean, Beautiful, Fecund, Giant and the last is Albino just for the stand out factor. Some people even like to throw Dwarf instead of giant though that is more of a handicap for memes. Love this game so many morality and ethic issues to blunder around in.😂

@jamiemohan2049 8 ай бұрын

@@larryblake842thr giant gene only suits men. I don't like it cause the women look bad with it. Don't like the dwarf or giant trait at all.

@TaeSunWoo 7 ай бұрын

@@larryblake842for my stand out gene I downloaded the Blood of Old Valyria mod to give them purple eyes and white hair 😂 HOTD/GOT vibes go brr

@lucalomazzi7774 10 ай бұрын

I like how every image is from ck3 except for the last one that is from ck2

@LetMeBe3 6 ай бұрын

The dude loves his horse

@goldenhate6649 3 ай бұрын

Ck2 was a freaking cursed game by the end

@lucalomazzi7774 3 ай бұрын

@@goldenhate6649 that's why we loved it

@leihamada4672 7 күн бұрын

I wouldn't say it's a tree so much as it's a Family Reef.

@Dootalt 5 күн бұрын

Family ladder

@DerpyUniverse Жыл бұрын

I will do anything for glitterhoof I got him in one of my games and used him as my chancellor to make everyone hate me because he had a skill of 0, it was basically like I used the antagonize plot on somebody but really I just sent glitterhoof over to talk mad shit

@luan8353 10 ай бұрын

*her. Pretty sure Glitterhoof only spawns as a gal

@DerpyUniverse 10 ай бұрын

@@luan8353 Glitterhoof is so powerful they transcend gender✨✨

@unnecessarilyepic1107 5 ай бұрын

Man used the Caligula strat

@schnek8927 4 ай бұрын

@@DerpyUniverse That's a weakness. Must've just added to why everyone hated you. You sent them a nonbinary horse, i wouldn't even want that in my glue.

@DerpyUniverse 4 ай бұрын

@@schnek8927 did bro actually get offended about a unicorn in a video game 💀 I cant with you people

@ForemostCrab7 4 ай бұрын

Half Sister, Aunt, Niece, Cousin, Wife, Sister-in-law, Lover. There are so many loops on this family tree it's turned into a Hat.

@lessthan1446 Жыл бұрын

Relatable

@c_srb704 Жыл бұрын

what

@MonkeChing69 10 ай бұрын

Quite Literally

@TheAllAmericanHoneyBadger 4 ай бұрын

Excuse me what

@milkman6883 11 ай бұрын

Bro, it’s not my fault that my family just so happens to have the best traits after I specifically tried to find a wife that would basically guarantee my descendants had the same great traits as me- oh…. I guess it is kind of my fault….

@izzetonol2709 Жыл бұрын

Is the horse an actual event or mods

@countrygeneral Жыл бұрын

An actual event. CK2 has an easter egg for lunatic characters

@izzetonol2709 Жыл бұрын

@@countrygeneral I know what I’m doing today 😈

@wrjtung3456 Жыл бұрын

@@izzetonol2709 beastiality time

@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Жыл бұрын

@@izzetonol2709 on that Mr hands grindset

@fish29 Жыл бұрын

@@countrygeneral I hope they put that in ck3 too

@IHaveNoIdea-929 5 ай бұрын

When I'm playing CK3, the "Sweet home Alabama" theme starts playing when i choose who to marry

@nattyboop4 5 ай бұрын

Oh my dynasty on there makes the hapsburg chin look like a beesting

@zgoodt 7 ай бұрын

My sultan went lunatic and hired glitterhoof as once his chancellor, another as his doctor, and another as his war commander. glitterhoof also became the preacher.

@mnemonicpie 5 ай бұрын

gliterhoof is the first guy?

@zgoodt 5 ай бұрын

@@mnemonicpie it is a horse 😂

@mnemonicpie 5 ай бұрын

@@zgoodt 🤣🤣🤣

@Molten_Anarchist 2 ай бұрын

the council of glitterhoof

@zgoodt 2 ай бұрын

IKR XD@@Molten_Anarchist

@isimsizanimator1291 Жыл бұрын

İrl habsburg be like

@Saneliso_Mamba 7 ай бұрын

The incest playthrough is cursed 😂😂😂😂

@baronbrummbar8691 4 ай бұрын

"my daugther grand daughter and great grand daugther - wife"

@Saneliso_Mamba 4 ай бұрын

@@baronbrummbar8691 my daughter, granddaughter, great granddaughter, wife..+7 Very refreshing 😌🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TaeSunWoo 3 ай бұрын

“Blessed” 💅🤣

@user-jr9wb7ev9e 2 ай бұрын

Blessed

@Northerner-Not-A-Doctor 13 күн бұрын

When my gf saw me playing the CK for the first time she said: "oh it's like The Sims, but for men".

@pepsi914 5 күн бұрын

90% accurate 😂

@AetraZ 7 күн бұрын

She is all for me 💀

@angryrabidfoxes7380 5 ай бұрын

That ain’t a family tree it’s a family Christmas wreath

@karthis5911 Жыл бұрын

Then you have me going out of my way to make sure they are pretty even if their stats are not the best to make sure my family looks like they have good genes.

@kingcobra7183 Жыл бұрын

You can just pick an ugly character and pick the barbershop option to give them those lucious locks

@ayuwoki453 7 ай бұрын

@@kingcobra7183The barbershop only lets you change their hair do, not their actual facial structure.

@theoriginalbabyewok 5 ай бұрын

Yeah I have to agree with him no barbershop is letting you fix neigel thornberry

@dely9999 3 ай бұрын

"We don't have a family tree we have a family ivy" Crusader Kings characters

@supremeone9524 Ай бұрын

Oh lord no, not King Vaush the XIII and Glitterhoof 😂

@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t 5 ай бұрын

The family knot

@trancecod 7 ай бұрын

I'm probably the only one that takes looks over stats every time :D

@Amy_the_Lizard 5 ай бұрын

I do occasionally. Only if they have a good personality too though

@Shvetsario 4 ай бұрын

@@Amy_the_Lizard lool wtf

@Amy_the_Lizard 4 ай бұрын

@@Shvetsario Children are more likely to wind up with personality traits that their parents or educators have. Therefore, if you plan on having more children than you can educate yourself, you should select a spouse and educator with good personality traits to increase the odds of your kids having good personalities as well. (For instance, you should avoid spouses with the Paranoid trait, even if they have good stats, because rulers with that trait have super high stress levels)

@amiciprocul8501 3 ай бұрын

The term "lover" at the very bottom of that relationship tab always cracks me up 😂

@Navarro_Jr 10 ай бұрын

when u get good traits on ur linege the things u do to keep them in ¨family¨becoming too crazy and hilarious, all for the good of ur house jsjs

@nicholasmorgan7609 5 ай бұрын

I always have a good hearty chuckle at crusader kings memes

@psychodoxie6987 7 күн бұрын

When you try to find someone with the genius trait

@sunflowertrees5476 5 ай бұрын

Historically accurate

@Sarcastican_ 2 ай бұрын

Bro's family ring goes in circles.

@Lemmi7810 8 ай бұрын

I always go for blonde hair and blue or green eyes. 😂

@ayuwoki453 7 ай бұрын

Always go for albino, herculean, genius, beautiful😤

@Jehty21 2 ай бұрын

Ah, I see. The Aryan play style.

@creamage. 5 ай бұрын

it’s for the good of the dynasty i promise

@rhinosaregreat9894 5 ай бұрын

Just got ck3 yesterday, looks like I know what to do first.

@Pokeringo 2 ай бұрын

Need to create my family tree to a family circle.

@friedrichwilhelmviktoralbe349 5 ай бұрын

Last one: "Are you Mr.Hands"

@susknight9410 9 ай бұрын

Sweet home alabama

@Unknown_of_Nyx 2 ай бұрын

When the family tree becomes a circle

@camcam8660 5 ай бұрын

So many emotions in like a five second video😂

@EinDeutscherPatriot620 6 ай бұрын

The second screenshot is the most Ck3 thing I have EVER seen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 remember everyone, incest is wincest! XD

@InfinityHS 6 ай бұрын

Lol

@Geenoi 10 күн бұрын

It's this, but just in real life instead for me.

@chinsaw2727 5 күн бұрын

🤨📸

@MB-eh2kp 4 күн бұрын

😨

@Poor05CivicDriver 5 ай бұрын

Hoofy ahh royalty

@ryansearle6157 4 ай бұрын

The last one is like the one Roman Emperor who tried making his horse a senator…

@simonreiter4236 10 ай бұрын

Me When i married my Daughter Parents and my Cat😂

@AHersheyHere 5 ай бұрын

You have to look past the 'Lover's Pox' to see their inner 'Intelligent' trait.

@mrgladiator2642 13 күн бұрын

Someone break down how that relationship works? The Half Sister, Aunt,Niece, Cousin, Wife, Sister in Law, Lover. Combination works cuz my brain tries snapping itself in half, trying to wrap my head around it

@kingnova6408 6 күн бұрын

Circle basically

@Type_blazenil 5 күн бұрын

Ohboy let me see... Wife sister-in-law, and lover are all redundant Aunt and niece simultaneously is a little bit tricky, but made possible by half sister. Same with cousin we just add another divorce Dad/mom would have had to have a kid with sib, (aunt), meanwhile the kids are their parent would have had to get remarried to one of your kids (cousin, niece) A separate kid from either parent would have had to married you, and somewhere along the way they declared that being married to multiple people is okay. There's a faster way to do this, but this is the least morally upsetting

@CriscCiaddu 4 ай бұрын

Dude.... the first character is from Spore 😭

@reallyFrogman 6 ай бұрын

Glitterhoof might fancy me 😊

@ChaseDaOrk3767 5 ай бұрын

*Mr. Hands enters the chat*

@counteragruement 5 ай бұрын

All the braincells

@andrescubillo7824 27 күн бұрын

Gotta check the cake first, no way my dynasty has flat cheeks

@zartesnilpferd6778 5 ай бұрын

The mustache came unexpected but it's so true 😂

@weedwizard7906 5 ай бұрын

Bruh that first character 😂😂

@samuelbousfield4342 4 ай бұрын

I did a agot game in ck3 in the Iron Islands. I one point I had married into some many houses everyone was somewhat related to me.

@luh.garcia6413 Жыл бұрын

6:59 u can hear it he suffered

@woodlandparkentertainmentp5844 5 ай бұрын

The first and last image made me laugh

@WolfiebutUnwired 2 ай бұрын

that Pure Blood Trait do be having some crazy bonuses tho🔥 /j

@flyboymb 2 ай бұрын

Some say that if your family line loops back on itself frequently enough, it will become a single point creating an inbred singularity of immense power.

@martinlorca1944 15 күн бұрын

0:03 Wait, is she the empress of Rome or something?

@frederikreithofer6809 Ай бұрын

I can aprove of that with my 250h of game time

@shen7656 12 күн бұрын

I stayed up until 1 wating for a stream😭 i will still watch it tho always the best thing of the day❤

@ATNdu85 Күн бұрын

J'en reviens toujours pas du "pignouf" pour dire pas bien...xD

@ravingfurryforlife 3 күн бұрын

That last one

@texasfuneral4787 2 ай бұрын

I cant even grasp how someone could be a half-sister, aunt, niece, and cousin. 😂😂

@OneWingedKing 5 сағат бұрын

I didnt know people in that game were so down bad for gungans 💀

@hardbassmonkey Жыл бұрын

Is the second picture from a mod?

@LTD538 Жыл бұрын

Down bad

@vrabb9030 Жыл бұрын

real

@mapoleo Жыл бұрын

Glitterhoof and I bout to reenact enumclaw

@SewingMink160 2 ай бұрын

What i typically did was have like 30 illegitimate kids in ireland or something and leave but not before marrying everyone to each other for alliances. Come back like 100 years later and all of England is worse than the Hasburgs while Ireland is a bunch of Irish-Viking mutant people because the Danes move over from Jorvik and mix in with everything.

@ianrae4049 2 ай бұрын

When the family tree is more like a shrub

@Spanish_or_vanish_boi 18 күн бұрын

NOT GLITTERHOOF💀💀💀💀

@elcidgranada3549 4 ай бұрын

Ah this fuckery. Of course we couldnt resist trying it xD and why not yes?

@kiro4279 10 ай бұрын

The third one is so relatable

@jamaneee 4 ай бұрын

nah, that's a family implosion

@brysondotexe 4 ай бұрын

as long as they got 20+ stewardship i’m pulling out the ring and proposing on the spot

@Arcandime 2 ай бұрын

Nah 3rd slide is crazy

@saturn580 4 ай бұрын

TFW your family tree is a stump. 🤣

@maxthemachine3894 5 ай бұрын

I have never played it or seen it, thank you for information xD

@Texan8505 2 ай бұрын

I need to play crusader kings again

@user-vf9ri2xq4i 3 ай бұрын

Ive been saving money for stuff and this is what that stuff is gonna be no matter what!

@bruhreallycomeon 5 ай бұрын

Bro the second one is a family octagon

@X0iReaperr Жыл бұрын

This is great 🤣

@zakstack 2 ай бұрын

THE HORSE?

@AlexanderEmerson.-tz3lc 4 ай бұрын

3 aint a family tree thats a family stick

@INTRO-MERICAN 5 ай бұрын

Cousin and niece and half sis hell naw 💀💀💀

@Vipre- Жыл бұрын

Looks about right.

@lord_tachanka3786 Жыл бұрын

As a ckiii player i can approve

@giacomoromano8842 5 ай бұрын

Me, a noob, merely marrying my cousin three times removed.

@havoc989 Ай бұрын

We all marry for traits some the good traits others the traits that end in faimly circles

@mylanluis 5 ай бұрын

To all my french compatriots... "pignouf"

@TheNate7132 2 ай бұрын

Trying to figure out how it's his aunt and niece at same time

@johna1427 4 ай бұрын

Playing with minions is the only way to play CK3

@baptistecassar1134 5 ай бұрын

Have you ever done the perfect circle achievement ? You just have to do enough children so at least two of them turns ok

@Lucky8r8k 5 ай бұрын

Gotta keep it in the family

@ImmanuelSinaga-gc3dx 2 ай бұрын

Hasburg dynasty be like:

@pierdyIion 4 ай бұрын

i love it

@RunicRhino22 Жыл бұрын

Glitterhoof lmao

@crazedfools231 Жыл бұрын

So True