(Lights cigarette) “I can quit whenever I want to.” “Alright, then quit.” “I don’t want to.”

my guy was reciting his heart out and y’all was just laughing at his stuttering self.

When his buddy offers him a smoke he’s supply’n Bryan

That shot through the smoke: He’s Spyin Bryan

Schlatts commitment to bits is unreal, he's so good at staying in character

“When Bryan is wet, Dryin Bryan” Bappo No Hacko: Finally a worthy opponent!

When Bryan gets accused of cheating, he's denying bryan

When Bryan scrapes his knee on the ground he’s crying Bryan

When someone breaks his heart he's Cryin Bryan

Gotta love how people say "ur trying to be swaggersouls" as they're talking to swaggersouls.

When he's on a plane he's flyin bryan When they're asking him too many questions they're Pryin Bryan When his dad's last name is Bryan he's Bryan Bryan When he's hungry he's Dinin' Bryan When you see him across the stars he's Orion Bryan When he asks how his lungs are doing you tell him they're fryin, bryan When he's got golden spiked hair he's Saiyan Bryan If you ask him to clutch, he's tryin bryan When he's disabling the bomb he's wirin' bryan

When Bryan is depressed, he's Cryin' Bryan.

Gotta give the lad who tried to explain shit while playing some credit even tho he stuttered like a mad man

When he learns about mexican history he’s Mayan Bryan

When bryan gets new clothes, he’s stylin bryan

If he ever attempted to quit, he’d be tryin Bryan

"How can we put this on the internet?" Quite easily it seems

Schlatt and Swagger together are such a powerful duo I’m in tears from laughing I need more of this

When Bryan is a rainbow flying cat, he's Nyan Bryan

To yeet, or not to yeet--that is the question: Whether 'tis danker in the mind to yeet The slings and arrows of dank fortune Or to yeet arms against a sea of troubles And by yeeting end them. To yeet, to yeet-- No more--and by a sleep to say we yeet The heartache, and the thousand dank shocks That flesh yeets heir to. 'Tis a consummation Devoutly to yeet yeeted. To yeet, to yeet-- To yeet--perchance to yeet: ay, there’s the rub, For in that sleep of death what dreams may yeet

‘When you’re the only person who uploads in the misfits.’

"When people get mad at his failed error, he's Tryin Bryan"

3:33 the moment that pictured turned up, i automatically knew this video is demonitized.

3:35 i miss rac so much i thought i heard his laugh in there

This is the funniest video of Swagger’s I’ve seen in awhile. They’re all good but the Schlatto energy was just too intense not to laugh. Bro, I was DYING!

Dying man on a cigarette packet: * exists * Swagger et al. : "Now *THAT* is some funny shit!" jesus christ lmao

7:28 it just sounds like you’re running things through the self-checkout at the supermarket

I dont think I've ever heard swagger laugh so hard. Schlatt and him are a great duo

Swagger and Jay are the only misfits who actually uploads sometimes

i haven’t paid taxes in 20 years

When he goes skydiving he’s flying Brian

When he runs out of cigs he’s cryin Bryan. When he smokes he’s high’n Bryan. When the B in his name is silent he’s Ryan Bryan

When he’s on a plane he’s Flyin Bryan

Swaggers the kind of guy that would turn his helmet into a bong just for a 10 second joke

there is a conspiracy that Bryan actually died of HIV.

This is the classic content i subscribed for. That was absolutely halarious

I just googled "Dyin Bryan" and his DAUGHTER SMOKES A PACK AND A HALF A DAY 😂

6:31 Oh no it’s like the bappo thing all over again.

One of the best videos I’ve seen in awhile omgg

Loved every second of it, one of the best videos Swagger nice job, made my day

Bappo: who are you? Dyin Bryan: I’m you, but stronger.

I’ll be smoking 3 packs a day after this video? I’ll do it for free

i love swaggers csgo videos. they always make me laugh, and his laugh is amazing and makes everything better.

I’ve been waiting for another video like this for so long

when his dad left he was cryin bryan

i love corona virus sticks

By far one of the funniest ive seen in a while

This was literally the best episode in forever y’all thanks.

So when he’s purchasing cigarettes, is he “Buyin Bryan?”

thanks to schlatt ive kicked my meth addiction, thank you bryan

I flipping love ur vid's so much when u with the bros, not 1 vid have I not almost gone to the ER of laughing so hard, please keep up the good work

Best video you have made in awhile keep it up man!

5:51 "This is like the 5th time someone has told me that I play like one of the bots" Guys, he admitted to aimbotting

This is what I needed in quarantine, I'm bored af

This is hands down the best Schlatt bit and every few weeks I cannot stop myself from coming back to it and laughing like I've never seen it before

Definitely one of the best videos in a while

When he gets stung by a bee, he's Cryin' Bryan.

6:27 here we go with the rhyming jokes like the bappo bit they did before.

The funniest video I’ve see all quarantine long

Idk why I find your gameplays so calming, so much so that i feel asleep in 3 minutes

Goddamnit I just quit smoking too what the hell swagger

When Bryan looks at his children's failed report cards he's sighing Bryan

love your videos man!

Always great to go back and watch your videos again and again, Sir Swagalot

Dyin Bryan smoked 2 packs a day for 10 years. He died 10 weeks after the diagnosis. He was also from Florida but Australia for some reason adopted his image.

The many laughs you’ve given me and so many others are very much appreciated dude. You inspired a lot of my channel’s personality, and I hope your channel grows to atleast 6.9 mill subs very soon

This was such a good video, I loved this

Been waiting for an upload for a hot minute

That guy is having the hardest time explaining such a simple concept. I would explain sigfigs like this. Say you have a scale that measures weight down to a 100th of a gram. You measure a rock and get 23.42 grams. If you wanted to estimate how much 100 rocks weighs, you could multiply the weight of a single rock (23.42) times how many rocks (100). You would get 2342 grams, but there is no point keeping the number specific down to the ones place, because it is just an estimate. So you would round 2342 to 2300. The main reason you do this is to avoid having a very specific estimate, because you don’t know exactly how much 100 rocks weighs. And I get that Swagger asked him to explain it as a joke.

this is the most i've laughed in a while, thank y'all lmao

great content man, very entertaining xD just made my day

this is one of your best vids lmao

when his friends are shouting at him to clutch the round, hes tryin bryan

"This isnt swaggersouls bro" xD

Gold tier content as always, keep up the good work.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard swagger laugh that hard at dead people

These csgo moments can cure corona

My dad smokes a pack a day... now he's been walking to the local gas station for 17 years...

Best videos I’ve seen in a while

Only person I can genuinely binge watch and stay laughing the whole time😂😂😂

When you already smoke a pack a day

"everybody tells me i play like the bots" "I don't know what im doing!" just like the bots.

This is the content I subscribed for

this is the video we all needed in quarantine to light up our days. thanks swagger!

“Haha” jokes on you swagger I smoke two packs a day

Wont lie, i wasnt prepared for the "oh yeah why"

Prob the funniest video I’ve ever watched lol😂😂

This was bloody brilliant. Thanks for the laughs.

6:49 he smoked so hard in his life, that smoke has no effect on him.

when he's going through a breakup, hes cryin bryan

This is actually one of the funniest videos I've seen in long time.

When ever swagger souls uploads you know it’s already gonna be a good video

When he looks in a mirror he's scryin bryan

When Bryan is on a plane, he's Flyin' Bryan. When Bryan's shoelaces are untied, he's Tyin' Bryan. His son is named Bryan Bryan.

This is the hardest I laughed at a swagger vid for a while

Schlatt is a gem. What a fantastic video.

When he dyes his hair Cyan Bryan

When Bryan gets high off weed he's flyin bryan

i haven't had a good laugh from a video in a long time, thanks

this is the best video i have ever seen