Jack looks like everyone's fun weird uncle

“There’s someone in your ear that’s gonna kill you” “Not if I kill him first”

Watching this on Valentine’s Day hits different

I LOVE THAT LITTLE SMILE JACK HAD ON HIS FACE! IT'S TOO PRECIOUS!

You know the bars are gonna be lit when the first sentence has “ circumcise” in it

Exactly how I pictured him Dude does shoot arrows at you

Jack Stauber is the only creator that could animate a wierd clay creature that crawls out of his ear, gets brutally shot in the head, falls down his ear canal into a casket, who turns into a door, who then turns into a house and nobody would’ve question it.

This makes me feel a variety of things such as: -very happy -wildly uncomfortable -the feeling that there’s something behind me -sadness, for I am single -impressed at the stop motion -wanting to snuggle up in blankets -wanting to jump off a cliff And I love that

*why is nobody talking about how flawless Jack's facial hair is?*

This was scary, even by your standards lol

This makes me feel things: -Happiness cause' of Jack's smile -Goosebumps about the thing shot in Jack's ear -Find false love -Other things

I like that jacks songs have meaning but are also up for interpretation. It can mean what ever you feel it does at the time

let's take a minute to appreciate Jack's sweet smile in the beggining

Therapist: Jack's Play doh figures aren't real, they can't hurt you. Jack play doh figures:

My theory for this song is about losing love for someone. The line “Oh circumcise my love for you” could mean uncover my love for you or reveal my love for, so showing his true feelings. When he says “It’s far to vapid and aimless” which means he can’t see where he relationship is going. “I wanna be painless” Saying he wishes he didn’t feel hurt by the the person he’s in a relationship with. “How can Cupid, how could you be so cruel” I strongly believe this mean how could Cupid make him love someone that hurts him or how could the Cupid make him love someone just to break up.

🔥🔥🔥 WE MAKIN IT OUT OF JACK STAUBERS EAR WITH THIS ONE!!!🗣🗣🗣🗣

GRABS RAW HAMBURGER

how to jack stauber: you can’t. only jack stauber can jack stauber.

I have 2 sides Cupid - jack stauber Cupid - 50/50

Two songs named Cupid, they even have the same premise, and look at how different the two songs are.

This could be an anti circumcision ad.

i thought it was gonna be cute and pure at first, thanks jack

l am obsessed

I like to watch this every valentines day (:

The faint "la la la la" in the background just sounds like carl from jimmy neutron

Haha I get it. He's in the ear because Cupid sounds kinda like Q-tip. Although I don't think Q-tips can be circumsized.

bro idk why, but his smile at the beginning.. it’s so beautiful and harmless. Keep up the good work jack! Just know that we’re all here for you ♡

“Love soilder.. I want closure! And a dollar for the bus back home.” I love that part

This scared me because the time this came out I had an ear infection

Everyone: OH MY GOD, KILL IT Jack: Okay Everyone: OH CRAP, I TAKE IT BACK

I think this song has a lot of meaning. I think the creature crawling in Jacks is meant to represent the love he has for someone (because it is the one that sings the song), messing with his brain and emotions making him act differently. Jack is depressed and wants this to end, so he gets rid of it by shooting himself in the ear, hence why the creature in his ear gets shot and killed. And that’s why the voice at the end asks if there’s any skeletons in the closet.

I love how mildly concerning but also like this sort of happy romantic vibe. It’s my calling

The more I watched this the more i realized that Jack stauber in the video shot himself. I didn't get it at first.

Most people think that this song is about a person killing themself over a heartbreak but I actually think it might be about the loss of a lover. I think that the gunshot is the singers spouse killing themself or being killed and when he asks “how could Cupid be so cruel?” He’s really saying “why did I have to fall in love with a person that would die?” And he thinks Cupid is evil for making people fall in love just for it to be taken away.

'' i wanna be painless '' that hits so hard

Everyone else: I HAVE THIS SUPER CRAZY THEORY! Me: *mourning the death of jacks ear goblin*

These ear wax removal videos are startin' to get a little weird

Jack's cute lil smile in the beginning tho 🥰🥰🥰🥰

this is the real cupid!

this guy made don't hug me im scared look like a baby's show.

PLEASE make a longer version. This song has huge potential.

Its that time of the year again

this is uncomfortbly comforting

Ok I’ll give it a shot: This is about someone with anxiety in a relationship, (maybe his first, maybe not), that doesn’t know what or how to love another person (“Its far too vapid and aimless”). But he wants to feel good about being with someone and doesn’t want it to end, he wants the other person to make him feel good about himself by knowing he is loved (“I wanna be painless, love soldier”).So he becomes obsessed with it and tries everything to make it work, “loving” and not giving any space to the partner (hence the monster crawling towards the other person). Obviously it doesn’t work, so the partner wants to get away from that monster, and it eventually ends in a breakup (and even after the breakup, the obsessive monster still wants to feel loved in any way possible: “I want closure”) :( I hate being like that, but I am.

The first line already made me: “ *OKAY HOLD UP* ”

i like how the majority of the song was featuring a sweet little guy who was dragging himself through an ear 😊😊

This needs to become a full song

“Circumcise my love for you” how??

I'm glad that Jack has more recognition, but I don't like that people only listen to his most famous songs and not the others that are also very good :(

"🎶I wanna feel painlessss, Love soldier🎶" *Moments before disaster*

"I wanna be painless" *starts caressing meat*

My theory is he was heartbroken and “Cupid” is coming to find him another love but instead he shoots himself, Cupid dies along with him. He ended his life too early.

Very much a fever dream

He smiling at the beginning 🥺❤️

Oh circumcise my love for you! It's far too vapid and AIMLESS! I wanna be PAINLESS, Love Soldier, I want closure! (And a dollar for the bus back home.)

I'll watch this 37 more times and then fall in love with it.

Jack lyrics in all of his videos are 200 IQ this guy is very underrated

That ear wax guy is my fave when i have to go to school

"if there are any skeletons in the closet" me and the boys on halloween

I think the use of the word "circumcise" is very deliberate. Male circumcision slightly reduces pleasure but also reduces chance of infection. I think the guy is saying he'd rather give up happiness in exchange for his mental health. He doesn't want love he wants to stop hurting.

this 36 second video made like a lot of feelings -absolutely amazed -weirded out -sad -wtf is that creature -completely fine -disgusted when the creature got shot -still amazed by how this is made -in the verge of the tears -a kind of realisation about the lyrics -WHAT -'kay it's still cool yeah that's all :)

The fact that the puppet has real HUMAN TEETH INSIDE IT CLAY MOUTH

_this both ruined my valentine's day and made it better_ *_but mostly made it better_*

rip

0:01 why do I like it when a person rotates for no reason

0:20 best part

we all have a disgusting clump of clay in our ears 😏💘

I would love a full song of this

“I love the song Cupid!” The song Cupid:

Bro, how can he can rock a beard, and still look 19

Dang. Those blood effects were disturbing. You always do such a good job on all of these!

Ngl this cupid is better then the new one rn

It’s little legs when it falls😭

This is physically painful to watch... Why do I keep watching it?

“ Oh circumcise my love for you! It’s far too vapid and aimless! I wanna be painless Love soldier I want closure! ( and a dollar for the bus back home ) “

How can... Cupid... How can you be so Cru-uu-u-el

This is the real Cupid from fifty fifty

Send this to your crush with no context *Extreme edition*

He seems like a cute person, but I’m still scared of him i came back to this comment i started a fight hehe

His songs are literally amazing.

I imagine dying and the last thing i see is 'created by Jack Stauber'

Of all the words, he felt the need to use circumcise.

Jack there’s a guy in your ear Oh shoot he can’t hear me And now he’s putting airpods in

2019:cupid by: jack stauber 2023:cupid by:fifty fifty

Jack stauber looks like the greatest person you can get a hug with. He looks like he needs a hug, too.😭 I mean seriously he needs people to appreciate his smile.

Can we get a full version of this? lowkey cracks

PLEASE, i beg you, make a full version of this! edit: I know it’s on his patreon now I just didn’t know earlier but thank you for telling me

Why is nobody talking about how flawless jack facial hair is?

It's two days before Valentine's so I had to watch this

Damn I love Jack Stauber, I tried to show his music to other people but they thought he was weird. I don't think so. I think all his music and art has a meaning and it really puts a place in my heart.

Happy Valentine's day everyone. Especially you weirdos

Jack Stauber is his own genre

De la nada yt me lo volvio a recomendar y estoy agradecido

I don't know why but Cupid kinda looks a bit like a distorted inchman to me...

I NEED A 10 HOUR VERSION Edit: also imagine seeing this guy crawling toward you at night

Its just amazing too see someone just have a lot of ideas and never run out and become very *very* good at editing like just appreciate it there is no one like this anymore

I have watched almost all of these songs and so far I understand around two of them

This is way creepier than your other stuff Jack, im scared.

Everyone talking about theories leaving out the most important question. Are there any skeletons in the closet?

This shows the creature in jacks ear represents his love coming out to show, and when it said “I want to be a painless soldier” it’s jack not wanting to be heart broken again and feel the pain of it, and when it gets shot, it is showing that he just got heart broken again.