Curb Your Enthusiasm - I'm gonna have sex with your mother (Gratitude sex)

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Bridget tells Larry that they can still have sex if he can put her son to bed.
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 9 Episode 8.

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@mathwiz3145 3 жыл бұрын

“If you can get him to bed, the offer still stands” In that moment, he knew what he must do.

@zahawolfe Жыл бұрын

Even Larry David is just a man

@user-nv2wt4hi8t Жыл бұрын

There was no turning back.

@stryfetc1471 Жыл бұрын

He should've had some Nyquil brownies.

@educateme8455 Жыл бұрын

Zero hesitation. "The offer still stands." Smiles.. BOING!!!!

@bigsassyster 3 жыл бұрын

"It's past HIS bedtime!" haha, kid starting with fire against Larry.

@DanielSan1776 3 жыл бұрын

That’s a good name I approve

@dannytv12 2 жыл бұрын

@@DanielSan1776Hell yeah boys

@jonathanabeles3772 Жыл бұрын

Larry david is smart enough not to fight a kid

@ThanksForAllMyToes Жыл бұрын

Yep. But guess what, Larry wrote that line.

@jamesmurray3128 Ай бұрын

Followed up with, "I've never seen an old man with sneakers"

@captainweekend5276 8 ай бұрын

Imagine the absolute terror the kid must have felt as Larry straddled him and told him "I have some gratitude sex coming to me" must have been an odd sense of relief to know it was with his mom...

@gokhanNL 23 күн бұрын

I wet my eyes from laughter, thanks

@Kristoffceyssens 6 жыл бұрын

thats some good childhood trauma right there

@moncorp1 6 жыл бұрын

Sheeit, if that's all it takes to destroy kids these days, we're doomed for sure.

@labradorkill7280 6 жыл бұрын

sam jam ham mammogram the men have yelled if the kid would have respected the man

@funnytvshows7804 5 жыл бұрын

sam jam ham mammogram lmfao!!

@naveslaikss 5 жыл бұрын

i mean he gets a lesson for being an asshole, thats how real life works i think, so he be fine

@imbored4615 5 жыл бұрын

Lol all this edgy kids saying it's life. God how sad

@zedking5569 5 жыл бұрын

0:44 "I've never done anything that someone could be grateful for " LMAO

@geordiejones5618 3 жыл бұрын

He kinda tried with Cheryl but its so true.

@TPRM1 2 жыл бұрын

Did you notice how she rubbed her chin when she said “grateful”...? 🤨

@seededsoul Жыл бұрын

He also never fought anyone before! Only a kid, lol

@stevea1708 Жыл бұрын

I can never take sexual advances on Larry seriously

@Youtuube304s Жыл бұрын

Guy seems to get laid. Not sure how

@inkyGhosty Жыл бұрын

unattractive people never can. Larry is a woman magnet

@justpaddingtonbear Жыл бұрын

It creeps me out lmao

@listrahtes Жыл бұрын

He seems asexual. Even when they have a sex scene he seems like a boy totally lost what that actually is. He has zero connection with Hines in these scenes. Imo it is because of how self absorbed the character is so sex is with zero emotion which makes it kinda awkward

@user-ul8rh2su3n 10 ай бұрын

I have heard some funny comments from women I know......they can't explain it butt totally would throw down. It's fascinating

@squamish4244 6 жыл бұрын

Bernie Sanders and Lorelai Gilmore, who would have thought.

@lamborger 5 жыл бұрын

valar That would be one hell of a couple to have over for Thanksgiving.

@ktolwal 5 жыл бұрын

what the, it shouldnt have had stopped there, we want the graphical part

@MARIAREY5 5 жыл бұрын

valar more like Bernie and aoc

@Mdriver1981 5 жыл бұрын

Did you know that Bernie Sanders and Lauren Conrad had sex?

@kpopstanfan_5124 4 жыл бұрын

jairo lorenzo that’s hilarious

@TheBehm08 5 жыл бұрын

I never realized “he’s on the spectrum” was code for “I can’t raise my child right”

@joshjohnson3347 5 жыл бұрын

You must be one of these so-called parents.

@josemigueljr 5 жыл бұрын

I've literally never heard that in my whole life until now

@RumbleFish69 4 жыл бұрын

Really? You never realized that? Hmm, I thought that was common knowledge. Well, I guess now you know!

@ChefinBb 4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Behm Oof dude, not quite.

@Eric-ys8do 4 жыл бұрын

nah, usually its adhd that is used as an excuse by crap parents. autism is different.

@UltimatePiccolo 5 жыл бұрын

If he wasn't on the spectrum before, he is now.

@CrimeaRiver 4 жыл бұрын

This comment is so funny and perfectly concise, a single reply would ruin its brilliance.

@mikeol510 4 жыл бұрын

@@CrimeaRiver lmfaoo

@paradigm_recalescence 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@TheWorld_2099 3 жыл бұрын

UltimatePiccolo - Hahahah Your comment wins......

@eddie421 3 жыл бұрын

Hey piccolo what's up

@Supahpowahnerd890 2 жыл бұрын

That kid has a lot of skill for comedic acting, his reads are genuinely funny and he sells you on his character with just one scene. He fits into the CYE atmosphere like a stitch on a quilt.

@alexanderordinary2110 4 ай бұрын

Right?! He reminds me of that kid from "Bad Santa"...

@Colddeed 6 жыл бұрын

I love tthe way the kid just stares at him deadpan when Larry yells at him.

@1000REMBOY 6 жыл бұрын

CoolDL Larry yelled at him?

@Carl-LaFong1618 6 жыл бұрын

that dead stare reminds me of the kid from the big lebowski. "you see larry, this is what happens when you F a stranger in the ass.

@TillTheLightTakesUs 5 жыл бұрын

We know that this is your homework!

@Cosmo-Kramer 2 жыл бұрын

I don't think you know what "deadpan" means.

@loui4898 2 жыл бұрын

@@Carl-LaFong1618 Fuckin prick’s stonewallin’ me.

@jolietjake4743 2 жыл бұрын

“Offer still stands”. I mean at that point it doesn’t matter what you ask us to do, we’re gonna give it our best shot.

@guitarandrums 2 жыл бұрын

Bridget: he's on the spectrum Larry: same

@justinhopper5941 4 жыл бұрын

“I’ve never seen an old man in sneakers before...so stupid” Lmao!

@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat Жыл бұрын

That is such a Larry David line coming out of a 12 year old boy's mouth. No kid has had that thought since like 1990. That's something a street urchin would yell at you in The Depression.

@jaycee6390 Жыл бұрын

Funny!

@user-eo5ju9fg6m Жыл бұрын

All over L.A......and yes, so stupid.

@wojciechgrodnicki6302 Жыл бұрын

😂 Larry has decades of experience as an adolescent. Kid stood no chance.

@tvtitlechampion3238 3 жыл бұрын

I'm digging her little laugh when Larry power walks towards the kids bedroom

@DeathswingKettlebell 4 жыл бұрын

Lorelei in those glasses with that hair... GOD DAMN😍❤

@mikewoodson6930 3 жыл бұрын

Larry did in 30 seconds what the mom hasn’t done in 10 years. Hey Larry, Write a how to raise you child book! Bestseller. Much needed.

@KingoftheJuice18 2 жыл бұрын

One the one hand, Larry doesn't stand for certain kinds of bs, which I'm sure is part of what you like about him. But Larry also seriously lacks self-control and empathy which makes him a poor candidate for child psychologist.

@klina7645 5 жыл бұрын

Larry pointedly asks her earlier in the episode "Did a DOCTOR tell you he was on the spectrum?" and she didn't really answer definitively. So I'm guessing he's just an obnoxious brat.

@masterofnone1481 2 жыл бұрын

Correctamundo

@ryanbarrett96 2 жыл бұрын

She just knows. Lol

@margaretjbuckley 2 жыл бұрын

Ain't they all?

@mikeol510 Жыл бұрын

@youcandoit the worst kind of mom.. right after Facebook moms

@justpaddingtonbear Жыл бұрын

Hate moms like this 🙄

@daverage4729 5 жыл бұрын

Got to love the determination of Larry as he strides down the hallway to tell the kid how its going down.

@user-nv2wt4hi8t Жыл бұрын

The aggressive pace he sets as he races to the bedroom is so funny.

@incognito3743 4 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhhhahahahahaha!!!!! The way Larry flew up those stairs, powerwalked down the hallway and threw the guitar!!!! Hilarious!!

@MeAndTheBoys_ 2 жыл бұрын

God damn Larry D, you know exactly how to handle kids. Straight forward, no bullshit, going for the jugular. Love it.

@krisscanlon4051 3 ай бұрын

That kid playing the guitar...its golden...more gratitude...LD vs the spectrum

@powderthumb5959 3 жыл бұрын

I always thought LD would make a hilarious Scrooge. He looks like Scrooge when he jogs up the stairs.

@majerstud 2 жыл бұрын

He would be a great Scrooge- with a twist! Even after being shown everything by the Ghost's, he doesn't change a thing. End's with "What do I care about Christmas? I'm Jewish!"

@dumbdumber1885 2 жыл бұрын

the shadowy view of him trying to leap up the stairs with those boney legs reminded me more of the grinch minus the hat.

@otomicans6580 3 жыл бұрын

It's important as a younger man to have older men who put you in your place like this. The kid should thank Larry.

@KutWrite 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Somehow that reminded me of Tony Soprano and AJ.

@mpd9924 Жыл бұрын

I grew up on military bases in the '50s and '60s. Definitely no shortage of men to keep us boys in line.

@magicman9218 5 жыл бұрын

The way Larry bounces up those stairs!! XD

@sublime88sublime 4 жыл бұрын

0:45 they both actually started laughing and had to cut lol

@jstringer4900 4 ай бұрын

First time I laughed out loud in a month. Hilarious. Thanks for posting.

@Dismemberizerify 5 жыл бұрын

believe it or not, that kid grew up to be kurt cobain

@realtalkz3930 5 жыл бұрын

What a stupid comment the show isn't set in the 80s

@realdude111 5 жыл бұрын

@@realtalkz3930 + Go home Ralph.

@aldokurti3272 4 жыл бұрын

@Samuel Maurermore like r/wooosh

@cucaracha6365 4 жыл бұрын

@@realtalkz3930 dumbass

@ishaangupta4125 4 жыл бұрын

Haters will disagree though

@bonwatcher Жыл бұрын

I love that Larry is so savagely honest with the kid, but it's also why he never had gratitude sex before. 🤣

@KeithCarey33 6 жыл бұрын

Never seen an old man in sneakers

@BossMannBiggz 5 жыл бұрын

Old people call them "Easy Walkers"

@bloodfeastislandman1580 5 жыл бұрын

Dafuq is a man supposed to wear?

@Mad5am 5 жыл бұрын

@@bloodfeastislandman1580 lol Dafuq indeed.

@tstan9713 5 жыл бұрын

He roasted LD, I died

@Xhoven 5 жыл бұрын

LD's not your stereotypical old man.

@jadentrez 5 жыл бұрын

George Constanza would have done the same thing.

@luka99medak 5 жыл бұрын

Well, George Costanza basically is Larry David, he made that character based on himself.

@patrickwhelpley1745 5 жыл бұрын

Or in a typical Seinfeld episode George would've left then the next day complained to Jerry at the coffee shop about the kid. Jerry would suggest something on how to solve the problem then Kramer would slide into the booth and offer to kidnap him for a night only to lose the kid outright. All the while George wouldn't be able to "perform" under the pressure that he forgot Jerry's patented move.

@TimThomason 5 жыл бұрын

He would've done the exact opposite. And everything would turn out okay.

@timcritterdoc 5 жыл бұрын

Pfff. George never even had make-up sex. What chance did he have for gratitude sex.

@patrickwhelpley1745 5 жыл бұрын

@@timcritterdoc but what if George brought cured meats to the bed?? That might work.

@MrTeeye 4 жыл бұрын

Mom: "Hi Honey, uh, I thought Nancy put you to bed?" Bratty kid: "She did."

@LEMMYKISGOD 6 жыл бұрын

That's the Mom from "The Gilmore Girls" Good job there Larry

@anonymousanonymous7593 6 жыл бұрын

LEMMY K. IS GOD oh shit, I didn't realize that. Good call, she's good looking.

@KillDozer44 6 жыл бұрын

shes gross lmao fake nose and double chin

@heedmywarning2792 6 жыл бұрын

so that's "f*ck me santa" ?

@glazierEd 6 жыл бұрын

KiLL DoZeR But have you seen LD. .?

@JoeeyTheeKangaroo 5 жыл бұрын

NO IT'S MRS SANTA'S SISTER

@meatwad1 2 жыл бұрын

I used to watch Fridays in the early 1980's. It's been about 40 years since I saw it. A few months ago I watched some old clips of the show here on KZfaq and was surprised to see that Larry David was in the cast.

@michaelrutledge7048 5 жыл бұрын

One of the greatest and funniest shows ever!! I think I’ve watched EVERY episode 3 or 4 times. It never gets old. Like Seinfeld, but better.

@molusenjamir7545 5 жыл бұрын

"It's past his bedtime" 😂😂😂

@MrRaphaelRobinson 5 жыл бұрын

The fear when he opened that door 😂😂

@andyharpist2938 2 жыл бұрын

"Wow. Steady cowboy!! "I'm sure she was doubly grateful, after that!

@blt4life112 5 жыл бұрын

Leon would be so proud of him.

@ggff3761 6 жыл бұрын

I love the way Larry takes everything he says personally 😂

@xxChacaronXX 6 жыл бұрын

"It's pass HIS bedtime"

@SssagaBenches4U 5 жыл бұрын

past

@gladiator_games 5 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

@thesedays1985 4 жыл бұрын

It's past his eternal resting place

@michaelmattice4986 6 жыл бұрын

Ummm...The kid's in his room...What's the issue?...You turn up the Steely Dan and Gratitude Sex away!

@jjrank7144 5 жыл бұрын

dwl yea

@squamish4244 5 жыл бұрын

Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow), also known as "Campaign Pseudo-Rock".

@gatsby1000 5 жыл бұрын

Steely Dan's Dirty Work lol

@joshjohnson3347 5 жыл бұрын

Actually turn up the Marvin Gaye or hell even the Bee Gees. You know what? Fuck it. Earth, Wind, and Fire. Just not Steely Dan😂

@Matlockization 5 жыл бұрын

They can have sex in the laundry or basement which is miles away from anywhere !

@EchoFriendly4Pets-tu6jl 19 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing!!!! This made my day!

@edenjung9816 2 жыл бұрын

Larry Hit it Out of the Ballpark, a homerun. Now Hes gonna Run all The Bases.

@rickarderiksson7796 3 жыл бұрын

damn, that child was plucking out luscious melodies from those strings huh

@tombstonejones9581 2 жыл бұрын

Shredding it brooo

@garla5851 5 жыл бұрын

Looks like more of a Hotel than a House, The kid is in his own room playing the Guitar with door closed , I see No Problem here. Cheers 🍻

@NotShowingOff 6 жыл бұрын

WTH. Just give him a fifty.

@squamish4244 6 жыл бұрын

It's a friggin tv show and the characters are supposed to be assholes, calm down.

@squamish4244 6 жыл бұрын

The point is she's supposed to be an insensitive prick, he's supposed to be an insensitive prick, they're supposed to be misinformed, idiotic douchebags. Like the characters on Seinfeld were.

@Subash0069 6 жыл бұрын

valar+ Exactly. That's why both of these shows are so hilarious.

@mmmmoooonnnniiiixxxx 6 жыл бұрын

Larry is a Jew. Jews don't give out money

@thecaptain5300 5 жыл бұрын

Larry is a cheap ass. No way he'll pay fifty. 😂

@dipthongthathongthongthong9691 3 жыл бұрын

The kid is ex-Notre Dame and Patriots coach, Charlie Weiss.

@ChrisWhite-vs6ud 5 жыл бұрын

Just love Larry David and this show.

@dannygriffiths3504 4 жыл бұрын

This Show kills it. Larry is a legend

@williammacdonald9271 2 жыл бұрын

The way he speaks to children, like no other, no filter.

@Supreme2k 2 жыл бұрын

Classic Larry! Writing dozens of scenes of hot women attracted to the Crypt Keeper.

@inquisitivesoul3618 10 ай бұрын

Crypt Keeper.. lmao! Gonna have to hold onto that one

@balmain2496 2 жыл бұрын

This is without a doubt one of the funniest things I’ve ever witnessed in my life. Some shows never reach this level during their entire existence, yet this is just a small side thing in Curb. Larry David is God.

@danielsummerton2259 Жыл бұрын

What do you think of Always Sunny

@balmain2496 Жыл бұрын

@@danielsummerton2259 no.

@atr4454 Жыл бұрын

this was stupid as F. are you for real?

@oops.4970 4 жыл бұрын

One of the best Larry scenes by far

@EvanSaltare 4 жыл бұрын

I was too busy laughing the first few times I've seen this episode to realize how fucking pristine that house is. I know it's a TV show, but god damn. Look at that hallway. . .is this heaven? Shit, I think I'm getting old.

@fantinuum1040 2 жыл бұрын

This is Larry's take on how to be a chad.

@thepageofawesome 5 жыл бұрын

That is one hell of an apartment hallway

@vanessashaw5365 2 жыл бұрын

It’s past HIS bedtime. LMAO!

@rickrose5377 6 жыл бұрын

Sometimes, the direct approach is best!

@Colddeed 6 жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to trash the guitar when I first watched this.

@RandomGuy285 6 жыл бұрын

Dr Cox style

@gcallananpainting 6 жыл бұрын

He did?

@coryboy345 6 жыл бұрын

Animal House style

@jacquesstoop2587 6 жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂

@jondunmore4268 3 жыл бұрын

He did. You don't throw a guitar like that!

@Crescentknight8189 5 жыл бұрын

That was the savage thing I've seen in a while. That kid is officially traumatized 😂

@mariomendoza8041 3 жыл бұрын

And that's the result of not teaching kids "Respect your elders", kids are out of line and Larry has to set them straight.

@MrGrimlocke 5 жыл бұрын

I really need to start watching this show

@DanIel-fl1vc 3 жыл бұрын

Every scene from this series is about Larry's manhood being questioned by people he can't mess with. Women or children usually.

@hunkerdown2344 Жыл бұрын

the old spectrum... he's "ON THE SPECTRUM"... oh boy

@podline66 4 жыл бұрын

Larry David gives a master class in disciplining children.. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@nebulousisgod 4 жыл бұрын

Larry is gangster af

@DeliGonca 6 жыл бұрын

This proves that if you are beautiful you will age beautifully. She was the ultimate "fun girl next door", and she still is for us older guys.

@sayno2lolzisback 6 жыл бұрын

You're disgusting lol

@PlannedObsolescence 5 жыл бұрын

"This proves that if you are beautiful you will age beautifully." LOL That is so dumb!

@scotta6823 5 жыл бұрын

Growing some jowls

@timtimtimmaah 5 жыл бұрын

She's a 15/30 on the Patrice O'Neal scale at best.

@Jason-se1ke 5 жыл бұрын

Older guys? Shit, I'm in my 20s and I would!

@willrogers4596 4 жыл бұрын

This was my first curb clip I’ve watched

@steveross8326 5 жыл бұрын

As if anyone would look twice at this old fella.

@joeredman9354 Жыл бұрын

Never seen Larry more determined. 😆

@lightningmuhqween4828 3 жыл бұрын

Man this is really bringing back some awful repressed memories.

@twanatee21 Жыл бұрын

I love Larry / Curb Your Enthusiasm!!!

@fortylove68 5 жыл бұрын

His genius is boundless!!

@luisllorens70 5 жыл бұрын

I'll try that method with my own kids tonight.

@Randomfuk 3 жыл бұрын

Plz KZfaq it for us

@justarandominternetdude2579 5 жыл бұрын

Never knew Bernie was so forceful about sex till now.

@arvinbuenaagua5161 Жыл бұрын

like in universal healthcare, he wont take no for an answer.

@Dat-yi4iz 3 жыл бұрын

Larry face when he walks in and see the kid still up is classic thinking I gotta sort this the guy is a genius

@danielrobinson9270 5 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!! Its past his bed time🤣😂🤣

@Michellandau 5 жыл бұрын

What happens after this scene? Is there a video somewhere?

@stnk3596 5 жыл бұрын

she strikes me for one of those "as a mother.." that thinks she knows everything.

@yohanahender1116 6 жыл бұрын

Wow amazing video!!

@zoezzz8934 4 жыл бұрын

Lorelei !!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

@MackSackDaDomo 5 жыл бұрын

Larry David is way scarier than Tony Soprano

@jondunmore4268 3 жыл бұрын

Any male would be scary with gratitude sex on the cards.

@otomicans6580 3 жыл бұрын

Larry would have set AJ straight.

@conorjeffreyryan2486 3 жыл бұрын

For non-Curb Your Enthusiasm viewers-this boy is not on the spectrum, and Larry David's just tackling a spoiled brat. Nothing problematic happening here.

@Fantasyremix Жыл бұрын

He will be on the spectrum. He's just... he's pre-on the spectrum.

@cl759 Жыл бұрын

It's past his bedtime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

@realmichaelberlin 2 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite scene in the whole show!

@matchstyx3460 5 жыл бұрын

If Xbox live was a person! Lol

@ionlydidthischanneltocomme859 5 жыл бұрын

I love that jewish music playing all along this

@olegsher 5 жыл бұрын

Ivdont think its Jewish. More like Balkan area music or Romania

@ionlydidthischanneltocomme859 5 жыл бұрын

@@olegsher yea I can see that. But its similar to jewish music as well and thatd fit the tone of the show more imo

@maxten 5 жыл бұрын

same gypsy tune from borat.

@tourzrap 4 жыл бұрын

olegsher neither of those things...

@gymnopedie4445 4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was ska?

@JosephSchneider26 5 жыл бұрын

This clip convinced me to watch that series.

@stoneyll Жыл бұрын

Best damn show ever made~!

@hohaia01 6 жыл бұрын

On the spectrum. HAHAHAHA! The modern day excuse for terrible manners.

@aykarimba 5 жыл бұрын

You.. Realise autism is a thing, right?

@calvin2913 5 жыл бұрын

You mean a Myth perpetuated by bad parents, amiright?

@cbz3237 5 жыл бұрын

@@aykarimba you are missing the whole point

@apuapustaja9236 5 жыл бұрын

@youswit I'm sure he does and I think from your response we can all infer that you're "on the spectrum" as well.

@mentalitydesignvideo 5 жыл бұрын

If a child can learn to tie his shoes, he can learn not to insult people. How come no child save for the very few obviously retarded ones was "on the spectrum" in my time? Everyone learned to read, do basic math and maintain a modicum of manners. Of course, that was Soviet Union, where no nonsense was brooked.