Curb Your Enthusiasm - Premature 'Honey'

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Mehmet Bozkurt

5 жыл бұрын

Season 9 Episode 6

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@tpstrat14 3 жыл бұрын

i love how this show pretends that 60-80 year old men are swingin like they're in their 20s

@foljs5858 3 жыл бұрын

Well, if you're famous and/or rich, you do...

@tpstrat14 3 жыл бұрын

@@foljs5858 If you're famous but not rich, well that is just not right

@zekeyaeger3018 3 жыл бұрын

Lol Sean Penn is 60. He married a 28 year old last week. Smh. Man I'm telling ya... money and fame are the biggest aphrodisiac ever. Edit: Aaaand he got divorced within a year

@jabrother 3 жыл бұрын

CK Boulevard lol that’s amazing if those old guys still have functioning dicks lol

@bobbydazzler1780 3 жыл бұрын

Sachin Menon I wonder what the ladies possibly see in multi millionaire guys older than their Dad?

@elizabethowen8559 Жыл бұрын

Who else was seriously waiting for Richard to call Larry “honey”? 😂

@xthatwhiteguyx 7 ай бұрын

I was, right after he asked if he needed to leave any money.

@Tatatatatatattttatata 3 ай бұрын

Damned I was afraid he was going to do that and ruined the whole thing 😁

@ericday4505 3 ай бұрын

Nobody.

@danyoutube7491 2 ай бұрын

@@xthatwhiteguyx "No need to leave any money, honey"

@showbizroxs 2 ай бұрын

Called him babe which was even worse 😅

@ifragpsn6431 5 жыл бұрын

I love it when a plan comes together.

@dantemiaclub9745 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah right, soo satisfying

@robrick9361 4 жыл бұрын

Until Susie ruins it.

@Thawhid 3 жыл бұрын

Very satisfying

@markcarruthers9902 3 жыл бұрын

He’s good, he’s REAL good

@jojomojojones 3 жыл бұрын

Hannibal puffs cigar

@geokakabadze7546 3 ай бұрын

RIP Richard Lewis, an absolute legend on Curb 🙏🏻❤️

@bobgordon236 2 ай бұрын

Legend everywhere !

@dianasharon5647 5 жыл бұрын

It's hilarious how Larry purposely asked if he needs to pay knowing now Richard just owed him a big favor hahaha

@antonnotna 5 жыл бұрын

Diana Sharon i like to say its a coded thing for, this worked fine didnt it? Yes Thank you

@darkzeus28 3 жыл бұрын

The honey parade can get sticky

@davedaveization 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 🤣😂🤣😂👏👏👏

@mikemush9741 3 жыл бұрын

So true! I didn't pick up on that, but now that you mention it, the grin on his face says it all. SO good.

@linaskranauskas 3 жыл бұрын

except that it is the other way around with them, there are plenty of scenes where Larry tries to pick up the check and Lewis has already done it

@scarygary5678 3 жыл бұрын

This was a great idea by Larry but Richard‘s execution was perfect.

@JimCampbell777 3 жыл бұрын

He over did it a little.

@WorkerBeesUnite 3 жыл бұрын

@@JimCampbell777 definitely

@KaijuComics 3 жыл бұрын

@@JimCampbell777 almost like that’s the joke

@carlplz00001 3 жыл бұрын

He nailed 👍🏼, great execution 👌🏼

@krazyzyko 2 жыл бұрын

@@JimCampbell777 Whatever you say, honey.

@The.woman.in.the.high.castle Жыл бұрын

“I did seize” I love how Richard always concedes to Larry’s theories in the end

@hpholland 10 ай бұрын

Classic!

@el_mal_de_ojo 7 ай бұрын

"It was a seize...I did seize" is just absolutely genius. I don't know if that was written or improvised, either way - genius!

@dillonv4339 2 ай бұрын

@@el_mal_de_ojo100% improv

@kenspearacy6294 5 жыл бұрын

The look in Richards eyes at Larry when she says she has a change in plans Friday..... priceless

@harrodsongs 5 жыл бұрын

Honey, it really was.

@Strimbles 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, can the see 30 yr old Richard Lewis in those eyes!

@red2977 10 ай бұрын

I was soo happy for his character when she did that. Poor guy almost lost it all with a premature honey.

@Breakbeats92.5 3 жыл бұрын

"We need to talk, I'm taking you to Cancun." Laughed so hard I have a headache lol.

@marialisa6478 3 жыл бұрын

Me too! I think it's even funnier when you have heard in past relationships "We need to talk" like I have 🤣

@dana.j9062 2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂 had me in stitches too 🤣

@roytyson2112 Жыл бұрын

That was so hilarious

@90Eight.6 4 ай бұрын

hey, you'd be amazed how cheap a trip to cancun is

@ericday4505 3 ай бұрын

Nothing good ever comes after , we need to talk, just hope it is just bad, not life changing bad.

@Colinkrauss1 3 ай бұрын

“Working vocabulary” is a great term that will now be in my working vocabulary.

@martyc2637 3 жыл бұрын

A premature honey can be the kiss of death early in the relationship. It projects kind of a needy, desperate signal. Larry David has been so astute in picking up these nuances and turning them into story lines on both Curb and Seinfeld.

@AX-fx7ng 3 жыл бұрын

@Matreintsherde What about Sweetie / Dear? What is a an endearing word to use without using her name?

@killercd7682 3 жыл бұрын

Oh well so what. People are needy, it's human nature.

@MrDragonorp 3 жыл бұрын

@Matreintsherde is babe really that bad, honey is far more personal then honey I feel. Babe is more of a physical attraction acknowledgment while honey is more of a personal connection feeling.

@Raison_d-etre 3 жыл бұрын

Ok, incel.

@Kyoto99952 3 жыл бұрын

Why follow stupid rules? If a woman rejects me based on a premature honey, I will be grateful to her for not wasting anymore of my time. I actually break such rules on purpose to filter out these weirdo types. I also don't wait 72 hours before sending a first text. Just live your life jesus. Only insecure people play it safe and follow the rules to maximize their chances of success. It's so easy to sleep with women. You just have to memorize what to say and do and repeat that with every woman you meet. Just lie yourself in and tell them what they want to hear. So yeah Marty C is right, don't be yourself, just play by these rules and 99% will most likely sleep with you. But trust me, it will get boring and you're changing your character just for some sex. Instead, break the rules, tell the truth and not what they want to hear, and then you find a real treasure.

@bobp363 3 жыл бұрын

The one time Larrys plan has worked in 20 years..

@sudowoodo9579 3 жыл бұрын

Leon wearing glasses worked

@MukulKumarIIT 2 жыл бұрын

It works for others. When it's for him that's when it's disaster.

@OffTheRailsPodcast Жыл бұрын

The accidental test on purpose was good

@MinecraftMartin 9 ай бұрын

The sewing machine for Greg was also good judgement, just had bad luck with the whole swastika thing

@mrblaoblao6981 2 ай бұрын

@@MinecraftMartin _Larry taught me how to make a swastika_ lol

@sacramentocheesehog9195 3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo Richard is forever in love after a first date he’s always ready to marry

@thepageofawesome 5 жыл бұрын

Larry david smartest man in all of america

@Gr8Layks 5 жыл бұрын

Funniest, maybe. DEFINITELY not the smartest ... and he would agree.

@howardlovecraft750 5 жыл бұрын

@@Gr8Layks He is funny

@LOLLYPOPPE 4 жыл бұрын

And he loves Trump

@Fulgrim_The_Phoenician 3 жыл бұрын

@@LOLLYPOPPE what comedian wouldnt? The man is a comedy goldmine!

@Thawhid 3 жыл бұрын

@@Gr8Layks he wasn't being litteral, chill

@alexscott730 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm taWkin' about a potential bride and you're taWkin' about salad."👍😂

@CharlieBrown20XD6 10 ай бұрын

"She was the one, Larry!" "You got a lot of ones, Richard"

@basil33 3 ай бұрын

Nobody will take Chacha’s place lol

@kevina5337 2 жыл бұрын

One of the few times Larry actually saves the day 🤣

@mendyred7842 Жыл бұрын

And the hotdog eating contest

@scooterdooter 10 ай бұрын

"Social assassin"

@ClintonDawkins 7 ай бұрын

Nope. He then ruined it.

@breakfastsurreal5650 2 жыл бұрын

His honey idea for Richard is a classic example of how Larry is a complete and utter genius. Love that guy!!

@MuzixMaker 10 ай бұрын

He’s a honey of a guy.

@breakfastsurreal5650 10 ай бұрын

@@MuzixMaker ain't he though? A real honey of a peach!

@ClintonDawkins 7 ай бұрын

And then he ruined it. Typical Larry.

@jm6734 9 ай бұрын

LD is not just a comedian - he’s a behaviour analyst genius.

@JoeWagner21 4 жыл бұрын

Larry has some pretty amazing plans. This, the accidentally text on purpose. Genius.

@LOLLYPOPPE 4 жыл бұрын

The accidental text is stupid because nobody is dumb enough to believe it. Maybe it worked in the early 00s, not now

@coolgarrett17 3 жыл бұрын

Lol middle schoolers invented the accidental text on purpose, not LD

@supertouring22 3 жыл бұрын

@aaron names you know that it's not a documentary, right?

@user-lz2mt5nc9e 3 жыл бұрын

@aaron names You obviously know nothing about how women think.

@MrDragonorp 3 жыл бұрын

@Brook Chamberlain it backfires tho

@maximillianosaben 5 жыл бұрын

"You want me to leave any money for this? (grinning) Okay." *Hahaha*

@k.p.7966 3 жыл бұрын

So underrated. 😁

@molmer2380 3 жыл бұрын

T-rex arms activate!! Hahaha

@jeffbaker7209 Ай бұрын

Larry earned that lunch, for sure!

@fakenamefakeaccount7174 3 жыл бұрын

"it's part of my working vocabulary?" LMAOO

@528491Inception 5 жыл бұрын

This was just beautiful.

@hunterpalm51 3 жыл бұрын

This has gotta be one of the funniest scenes of Curb... Richard calling the strangers and wait staff honey gets me every time

@mikegalvin9801 2 жыл бұрын

All time classic - right up with getting black balled from his golf club and the one where his girlfriend's "pregay" son sews the Swastika - "Larry taught me."

@zedking5569 3 жыл бұрын

"What do you wanna do on Friday ?" "Anything you want honey " LMAO

@kurtnieser1709 Жыл бұрын

not only did he fix his mistake, but he also accomplished what he tried to do in the first place............jump start the relationship. Kinda brilliant XD

@AttilatheThrilla 2 жыл бұрын

“We need to talk……. I’m taking you to Cancun” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Great line

@oliverreif86 2 жыл бұрын

His solution by calling everyone else honey is brilliant. Excellent recovery.

@tariqmohamed 2 жыл бұрын

That last "anything you want honey" was clearly from a man who has snatched victory from the jaws of defeat

@jasonhernandez11 3 ай бұрын

R.I.P Mr. Lewis, forever my favorite scene with him, comedy gold

@Andrea-cx9sv 3 ай бұрын

RIP Richard Lewis, thanks for all the great laughs! I loved you HONEY!!!

@jtjurje357 3 жыл бұрын

At one point it looked like Larry was concerned he was overdoing it with the honey. I think we all breathed a huge sigh of relief in the end.

@andrewmartin7697 2 жыл бұрын

Larry giving Richard the opportunity to look generous in front of his girl by asking if he should leave money, while simultaneously being cheap... ...Albert Einstein in the flesh

@Adam-hs4de 2 жыл бұрын

Cheap? It's his payment for saving the day.

@ronniesnakehissiii9413 Жыл бұрын

It’s a shame more people don’t recognize the genius of Fictional Larry! IMO he’s never been wrong! (But people also have intimated I’m an “asshole”… whatever sensitive people!)

@thepoordolphin4833 10 ай бұрын

Richard always pays, but this time larry let him

@eseivis 10 ай бұрын

Albert Einsten’s gardener* in the flesh

@chrismofer 9 ай бұрын

@@Adam-hs4de Larry expects Richard to pay since his idea worked so well. but the way in which he goes about getting Richard to pay is by asking if he needs any money for the meal, Richard is in front of his girl and isn't going to say yes i need money lmao so Larry asked an incredibly leading question so Richard would pay up regardless.

@miamitten1123 3 жыл бұрын

_”I told them no mushrooms on this thing”_ .......I felt that!

@ChrisGugliuzza 2 жыл бұрын

mushrooms are great

@LazyRare 2 жыл бұрын

fax

@silo3com 2 жыл бұрын

You and I are mortal enemies

@christofferjenzen78 3 ай бұрын

Rest in peace,honey. You were funny.

@oogatz1917 2 жыл бұрын

I love watching these 70 year old men have conversations like they are in their 20s 😂😂

@sup9542 10 ай бұрын

I usually don't think much of it because Larry is spry, basically the same as he's always been, but Richard is looking so old these days.

@MinecraftMartin 9 ай бұрын

If you're in your 20s and have lots of money, pretty much these fellas

@emanuelmota7217 6 ай бұрын

I think that's part of the point - that we men never really grow up.

@jamesrosewell9081 5 ай бұрын

They are old comedian friends and CYE never really acknowledges that they have aged since the show started in 2002, it's like stuck in a time warp or something

@BookshelfQBattler 14 күн бұрын

Big secret reveal here. No one ever stops thinking like a 20 year old. It's the body that gives out and makes you stop acting like one and makes people stop seeing you like one.

@krock90 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for uploading this, honey.

@user-bp5qt4ty4o 3 ай бұрын

RIP Richard Lewis - amazing bit

@jakep1979 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm talking of losing a potential bride & you are talking about salad" 😆🤣😂

@colinsznaider7353 2 жыл бұрын

Showed this clip to two coworkers. One male and one female. Both went into detailed stories of their love lives. This show is just amazing. It brings out the humanity in people they were otherwise afraid to share.

@FranciumBoron Жыл бұрын

Yeah. Better safe than sorry! I prefer to keep to myself. Ha, ha.

@blackbird5634 5 жыл бұрын

Some scheming finally worked out for Larry. He helps a friend, and gets a free meal, he's in heaven!

@acerothstein4755 5 жыл бұрын

Love the look on Larry’s face, so happy his plan worked.

@rhmoonyalrefaei6816 3 жыл бұрын

13 honey just to cover up 1 honey Job well done. Edit: I forgot the last honey beautiful

@dana.j9062 2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

@croonyerzoonyer 2 жыл бұрын

Ok Honey

@Hasifu 3 ай бұрын

Maybe one of the best “dudes rock” moments on the show between Larry and Richard. Rest In Peace

@mikef2813 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, honey, for posting this.

@fizzlebank 3 жыл бұрын

This is a show I feel like I can really just enjoy via KZfaq clips over actually sitting down and watching episodes. It has these golden nuggets all over haha

@kshitish182 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I felt the same way but then I started watching the show. It's so much better, the build to the joke is just soo damn good which you miss when you are watching only clips.

@robertacevedo5601 2 жыл бұрын

Same here. Just watch the highlights

@berbishmcglerbish8994 2 жыл бұрын

Certainly better than paying for hbo

@LanceJ. 2 жыл бұрын

Naw, the show is just a 45 minute long youtube video of greatness

@sharpshoota8274 2 жыл бұрын

@@berbishmcglerbish8994 nooo. Listen my friend; I used to think this until I binged the show. My favorite comedy of all time and KZfaq does NOT cover all of the clips TRUST me.

@fshoaps 3 ай бұрын

RIP LEGEND

@tehf00n 3 жыл бұрын

I love how he skips out on paying because he knows his coaching worked :D

@harrypeitsinis3005 2 жыл бұрын

Nope, it's because the other guy always pays, they have argued like a million times over this

@michaelweston2285 3 ай бұрын

that was undoubtedly the best executed honey parade i've ever seen

@Cietru 3 жыл бұрын

"It was a sieze" i dont know why these little lines crack me up

@bennylevine387 2 жыл бұрын

I like how his sole mission becomes looking for people so he can call them honey, it doesn't even matter who they are anymore lol.

@dankenton 5 жыл бұрын

I thought Larry was gonna tell him to whip out the preemptive breakup on her

@VarietyVideoGamer 5 жыл бұрын

I thought it would have been an accidental text on purpose moment personally.

@erichkohl9317 3 жыл бұрын

@Les Moore Depends if he had hand or not.

@alanmalcheski8882 3 жыл бұрын

Looks like they're moving into the hot n heavy phase.

@HoratioWalls 3 жыл бұрын

The “Honey Parade” 🤣

@andymassingham 3 жыл бұрын

Hey honey, I’m so glad you’re thirty-five years younger than me!

@williamwillett7192 3 жыл бұрын

I have never watched this show but every clip is hilarious. I may need to revisit.

@monkeydog8681 3 жыл бұрын

You should I'm binge watching it right now i'm on season 6 hella hilarious.

@guruleinii 3 жыл бұрын

@@monkeydog8681 You mean it's hellarious?..Sorry.

@garykunsman448 2 жыл бұрын

Watch it. There is one bad season, but the rest are golden.

@peterumathum4903 2 жыл бұрын

@@garykunsman448 which one do you consider the bad season?

@davidd1475 2 жыл бұрын

Revisit but never watched? Larry will be wondering if you are lying here

@twatfisher3 3 жыл бұрын

Larry's the man, with all kinds of, masterplans. True genius.

@beckykorinek673 10 ай бұрын

I love that so much of Curb is improv - you can tell how much fun they're having

@Frostshokula 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone needs a Larry David friend.

@jackienganga5338 2 жыл бұрын

I love how impressed LD is by Richard Lewis at 2:51, like he already knows their plan has worked 🤣

@bigding8977 3 жыл бұрын

Based on the video title, I literally thought this was going to be about "e-jack-a-lit"

@jabrother 3 жыл бұрын

Lol we need that revisited

@gsc76 2 ай бұрын

It amazes me that people don’t like this show. This skit was absolute comedy genius. As is most of the show. RIP legend.

@deadheadwsp705 2 жыл бұрын

I love Richard Lewis’ look to LD after she says she’s free Friday night 😂

@tangobango9653 5 жыл бұрын

This is so true, "Curb" is genius!

@leepride7978 5 жыл бұрын

Larry David you are a genius!

@pauljohnmorales1840 Ай бұрын

These 2 together are just MAGIC.. sad that he has passed. The Honey parade .. LOL!!!!

@hemanambiar6454 2 ай бұрын

I love how Larry is so pleased looking at Richard just like a proud teacher looking at his star studentl! Ingenious plan😂

@Sappa9702 3 жыл бұрын

2:35 I love how Larry looks at him like "Bruh, you're overdoing it"

@jgg204 9 ай бұрын

It's hilarious how Larry purposely asked if he needs to pay knowing now Richard just owed him a big favor hahaha....SO larry

@oliverpinelli3334 2 ай бұрын

I don´t think, I can watch CYE for longer than 15 minutes a day...But it is a great experience like an ice bath in shame and laughter. Brilliant Show!!!

@DanielJamesEgan 5 жыл бұрын

3:08 THATS THE LOOK.

@_indrid_cold_ 3 жыл бұрын

The way Richard says “Why??!!” Perfectly captures that feeling.

@gefftech5673 2 жыл бұрын

That "Honey Strategy" was a great save

@alexsbt 3 ай бұрын

Rest in piece Richard Lewis, came here immediately

@thomasecallaghan1111 3 ай бұрын

Yup. Such a funny, loveable guy. Can't believe him and Funk are gone - comic geniuses

@roulettegenie4379 Ай бұрын

Peace 😅. Like when his dad put past instead of passed to save money per letter.🤣

@alexsbt Ай бұрын

@@roulettegenie4379 aahaha nice one lol

@lovecraftianleviathan8918 3 ай бұрын

Richard calling everyone “honey” just makes him seem even more ancient.

@kieraneric2549 2 жыл бұрын

This was by far the most genius move from Larry in the entire series

@stevea.7406 3 жыл бұрын

The "need to talk" conversation came from a Seinfeld episode...nobody NEEDS to talk.

@staggerlee6794 2 ай бұрын

"What ever comes good after a 'we need to talk'..?" So true. 😆

@lat1502 5 ай бұрын

Every "Curb your Enthusiam" clip I have seen on KZfaq has been a 20 to 30 on a scale of 1 to 10. This one is a 100.

@prettyprudent5779 3 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite so far. Larry’s s really good friend.

@illuddivinus3309 3 жыл бұрын

So fucking true, same goes for early love bombs!! Just start telling everyone you love em’ - not love you, love ya lol

@DeepSpaceNinja 3 жыл бұрын

Don't share your feelings until she starts to share. Ignore the bullshit you see in romantic films. Real women can be downright heartless.

@staggerlee6794 2 ай бұрын

I also love how proud Larry is when he sees Richard carrying out his plan to the letter.

@bushbasher69 2 жыл бұрын

i keep coming back to this, such a great part

@21landog 3 жыл бұрын

Man this is one of the most hilarious scenes ever....pure comedy genius. Appreciate great comedy like this while these legends are still around.

@pgfinna 3 жыл бұрын

When you realize these are unscripted you recognize how excellent of a comedic actor the dude with the hair is

@miurtouissi1093 Жыл бұрын

What was unscripted ?

@EnjoyVideos99 10 ай бұрын

@@miurtouissi1093 they have a general outline for each scene, what needs to be said for the story to work, but they dont have an actual script for each line, most of the dialogue is improvised

@maitreyanoot3996 2 жыл бұрын

Great catch Richard. She is gorgeous.

@yeltsin6817 3 ай бұрын

Love the save using honey as much as possible. Genius. It’s like saying love too soon

@gakdfjhg2662 5 жыл бұрын

i love those two funny melting animated cadavers

@JB19504 5 жыл бұрын

Best two dead people on the planet!

@shkelqesiamadhe6915 2 жыл бұрын

I wish I had a friend like Larry, telling me what I should do.

@aroundandround 10 ай бұрын

0:15 Larry promptly seized on Lewis’ seize.

@hendriksmedia 2 ай бұрын

This was so good. Two masters at work.

@MrBTDhimself 3 жыл бұрын

Richard Lewis is like a1000 years old haha

@NoelBuller 3 жыл бұрын

@OBG70 he's 73. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it's all downhill from here for him.

@f3nrir_ 3 жыл бұрын

still has a better skin than you do

@kevingregg9457 3 жыл бұрын

And you're like 1000 years gay!!!!!!!!!! haha. Got a little crush on him there funboy?

@soppoi123 3 жыл бұрын

Two surgeries (back and shoulder), which didn't went totally well.

@lf9341 3 жыл бұрын

@@soppoi123 :(. Yeah, he's in a lot of pain.

@RedNovaMedia 3 жыл бұрын

We need to talk: I’m taking you for a trip to Cancun 😂😂😂

@dharmawanhalimwanawijaya7728 2 ай бұрын

At the end, Richard must feel so relieved that he can stop calling everybody honey 😂

@sakkasouffle 3 ай бұрын

The captions made me laugh!!! I realize LC Waikiki is in Istanbul, Turkey.. Richard Lewis said, "take her to cancun" and the closed captions said, "get some kebab". and the place the woman works at is changed to LC Waikiki. haha. love it though, to make it more relevant.