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@Hells-slave2 ай бұрын
???
@sailaab2 ай бұрын
Even i am surprised at the last one
@edwardlittle55412 ай бұрын
Nah. That was back in the mid 1980s
@jostouw43662 ай бұрын
Do you know how hard it is to clean cooking oil from a engine?
@Hells-slave2 ай бұрын
Oil!!!!????
@KingKord3113 ай бұрын
Bro was so flabbergasted the transmission had no fluid he had to stick a finger in to check 😂
@micah11212 ай бұрын
Facts though, im shocked that shit ran lol.
@BreadGood_212 ай бұрын
Casually and cutely violates underside of car 😊
@prettylittlepancake95842 ай бұрын
I was expecting it to be a big compact jelly piece and just flop out the hole 😂
@thuglifeinc48942 ай бұрын
@@BreadGood_21Straight to the court.
@HappyDragneels_page2 ай бұрын
@@micah1121 i cant even imagine the sound, like a blender full of rocks or a sack of cans being dragged over gravel
@swb05108 ай бұрын
That car was running on hopes and prayers 😂
@mikelomez93137 ай бұрын
And just a tiiinnnyyy bit of cocaine
@allme8137 ай бұрын
LMAO!!!
@supranova17 ай бұрын
Car was running on the power of friendship
@Pupter7 ай бұрын
@@mikelomez9313mine does
@solus86857 ай бұрын
Just like me fr
@The-black-sheep0493 ай бұрын
“How did this thing run at all?” Proceeds to violate the car
@NoobMechanic3 ай бұрын
It was asking for it
@AjahLaro2 ай бұрын
@@NoobMechanic im asking for it
@NoobMechanic2 ай бұрын
@@AjahLarosend applications to my email 😏😅😂😂
@auran1502 ай бұрын
I’M WHEEZING
@ThePeashooter2 ай бұрын
@@auran150you're weezer? rivers is that you?
@TripleA3322 ай бұрын
"Engines running funny" *Spills out nuclear waste"
@pedrosso0Ай бұрын
Nuclear waste isn't green
@ALocaLyanАй бұрын
@@pedrosso0 i dont think everyone knows that (including myself since i played too many video games 😍)
@stephenryan6677Ай бұрын
Does nobody work on their own car anymore? How do people not know thats antifreeze ?
@FoxMulder-FBIАй бұрын
@@pedrosso0 Simpsons made us believe it
@ElenraiАй бұрын
@@stephenryan6677 In Denmark that shits blue. That green liquid could however be a funky mix of fuel intended for 2 stroke engines, bit fucked to shove into a car buut...I suppose it could get you a small distance before the engine discovers the excess oil
@sirvenonfs90208 ай бұрын
No oil ❌️ Finger drain plug ✅️
@Bilverkr8 ай бұрын
Just making sure there wasn't a pan of jello in that mfer probably. XD
@TitaniusPolonius8 ай бұрын
He knows how to turn on a car
@JaredMcwilliams1158 ай бұрын
@@TitaniusPolonius BRO 😂😂😂😂
@RedGallardo8 ай бұрын
Ah! Yamede kudasai!!!
@TitaniusPolonius8 ай бұрын
@@RedGallardo o-nissan!!
@doctorcaduceus26723 ай бұрын
The true miracle of the "just rolled into the shop" disaster cars is that, inexplicably, they did indeed somehow roll into the shop.
@chaosspade73522 ай бұрын
Something I want to see for some reason, is someone getting in a crash and their car literally rolls to the auto shop, or whatever it's called I don't know
@Babyrottie12132 ай бұрын
I'm your 1k like btw
@PrincessNinja0072 ай бұрын
@@chaosspade7352 one time my alternator (?) went out on my car while it was at the top of a hill. It literally rolled into an auto shop
@michasokoowski66512 ай бұрын
@@chaosspade7352 In my neighbourhood there was a car that crashed through the brick fence right into the autoshop parking space
@lillyfly2 ай бұрын
@@chaosspade7352 my friend and I were on our way to another friends place for some card games and his car caught fire on the way and as soon as we noticed a Pep Boys (car shop) came right into view. It was like it knew.
@GabeSteadyGeminiTaylor2 ай бұрын
Listen, I cannot tell you mechanics just how much I appreciate your understanding of my car. I am a pharmacist, I handle drugs, I can do the research, I can do the prescribe, but I can’t do the fix fix car time. So thank you mechanics, for not attacking me for absolutely ruining my car on accident for something I didn’t even know I was doing wrong T.T yall are wonderful
@NoobMechanic2 ай бұрын
The sarcasm is strong, and you’re welcome 😅
@ronthedon53172 ай бұрын
Are you actually a Pharmacist?
@NobodyInParticular0012 ай бұрын
@@ronthedon5317No, he made that up because of how cool it sounds. I mean, he could've done astronaut or something, but pharmacist sounds way cooler (/s, appreciate your work).
@Black_DrakoАй бұрын
Well, Mr. Pharmacist, every medication you sell, has a paper with instructions so the pacient knows how to use it. The same thing happens with a car. It is a book with lots pages, some of them referes to "Maitenence"
@GabeSteadyGeminiTaylorАй бұрын
@noobmechanic it’s not sarcasm XD I genuinely appreciate mechanics not laughing at how much I’ve probably F**ked my car up XD but yes I am actually a pharmacist, so drug questions, I got you fam. Car questions? No (unless it’s changing a tire in which case I can ATLEAST explain how to do that.)
@InitialDemonYT2 ай бұрын
Future mechanic here: How the hell did that Gatorade engine run at all?!?!
@notreallyhere67Ай бұрын
It was probably still getting some miniscule amount of lubrication from that fluid. Not a lot, but enough to get it to the shop, I guess.
@goobergoober22635 ай бұрын
These cars: Run for years on no oil, No compression, hole in the block, 2 misfires, slipping transmission My car: Explodes when I buckle my seatbelt too fast
@atlramona3 ай бұрын
Lols, thank you for the morning laugh
@iamhugry3 ай бұрын
Me: has driving lessons in a bmw Me: tries to drive when green stop light Bmw: 0 acceleration only VHHH VHHH VHHH Me: my grandpas car accelerates faster, so fast it'll gap the bmw 💀
@keeknee3 ай бұрын
Sounds about right 😂
@MyLarryj3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chronicallykelly71933 ай бұрын
Damn, I feeeeel this comment deep down on my soul 😭💥😭💀
@a_rice_bowl36638 ай бұрын
People will do this and their car will still somehow run, yet I sneeze in the wrong direction or use a little bit of water to top off the coolant and my car wants to explode
@Thornbloom8 ай бұрын
A car has to have some cosmetic damage to it to ward off the really bad shit from happening. Like you ever notice those rusted-out shitboxes on the highway that probably should've been retired or sent to a demolition derby but run like they're made out of unobtanium and are probably gonna outlive their owner? Yeah.
@trevorsmith62168 ай бұрын
@@Thornbloom My 1992 Honda Civic still purrs like a kitten. previous owner had a DUI and it has remnants of the breathalyzer thing that connects to the engine. I call it the drug-dealermobile.
@DollaTBEOfficial8 ай бұрын
I swear.
@ezdone38868 ай бұрын
The thing is their car wants to oxplode too they just don't realise
@kdevlogs55508 ай бұрын
@@Thornbloomthe amount of cosmetics on the car determines how much of the inside is made of over engineered plastic
@GiggityGiggityGen-wj4og2 ай бұрын
NO THE QUESTION IS WHAT DO THEY CONSIDER AS "RUNNING RIGHT"💀
@isdrakon980210 сағат бұрын
"so long as it's got 4 wheels and gets me from A to B" and evidently they got it here so
@AlexPlayzGamesYT3 ай бұрын
Bro violated the car at the end
@TheGamerRoblox-s4o22 күн бұрын
Lookin for this comment
@Messi3010-x9u14 күн бұрын
@@TheGamerRoblox-s4owow chill
@TheGamerRoblox-s4o10 күн бұрын
What was I wrong?...@@Messi3010-x9u
@toddlambert13679 ай бұрын
I like to drain all the fluids in my car just for the weight reduction benefit.
@captainotto9 ай бұрын
But definitely not the blinker fluid. That's a must.
@alptunatuncer30179 ай бұрын
@@captainottoAND the headlight fluid, god, i cant fathom where society would be today without headlight fluid
@captainotto9 ай бұрын
@@alptunatuncer3017 Don't tell anyone but I figured out a way to have the headlight fluid replenish itself. I just drilled a few holes in them and now they fill up every time it rains or gets washed. Never take it to a shop. They'll rob you on it!
@1BeGe9 ай бұрын
Hell yeah. Imagine how much longer your engine will run with 4 quarts less worth of liquid to carry around!
@shieldwolf659 ай бұрын
Make sure you go potty & donate blood. That'll shed a few pounds. & PUT DOWN THAT FRIED CHICKEN! 😊
@Jamey_tHe_huT8 ай бұрын
Not just violated that last car 💀
@kmjethromanansala21848 ай бұрын
TONIGHT ON SMNN 💀
@amh94948 ай бұрын
@@kmjethromanansala2184 Chris Hansen will be asking him to take a seat.
@Assist_18-28 ай бұрын
@@kmjethromanansala2184 there's a guy try to check ia there any oil left and fucking impregnated the car💀💀
@julianearljayarcilla8 ай бұрын
after 9 months: 🚗🧍🏼
@turkey-pultpvz22528 ай бұрын
@@kmjethromanansala2184😐
@rachel-katedaneko53033 ай бұрын
Growing up with a Dad that was a mechanic and hanging out in his shop, unfortunately stuff like this wasn’t uncommon.
@bristynstanfield1182 ай бұрын
The last car got violated. It needs a lawyer therapist and police officer
@tadyoshi36109 ай бұрын
Last second the mechanic just starts dry finger blasting the poor car.
@ubaya7929 ай бұрын
bro didn't use lube at all 😭
@shieldwolf659 ай бұрын
7-10 in County that cars no more than 12 yo
@maelthrajaluk429 ай бұрын
@@shieldwolf65but officer, she told me she was an '04....
@charlesyoungblood94148 ай бұрын
Well what do YOU consider a good time?
@seansean7928 ай бұрын
Y'all What The fuck 💀
@Radukee5 ай бұрын
Oil ❌ Venom ✅
@milos13363 ай бұрын
Diesel engine oil be like
@Acemain733 ай бұрын
Is this what protogens run off of?
@ryb_idk3 ай бұрын
@@Acemain73 battery acid probably
@Acemain733 ай бұрын
@@ryb_idk true
@Okami_gris3 ай бұрын
@@ryb_idkand also ram
@Sokkathelastbackbender-y3eКүн бұрын
Bro violated the car💀
@Stxvcyzk.2 ай бұрын
the last one got violated 💀
@tsunika268 ай бұрын
“How did it run at all” it was probably a Honda 😂
@jonathanduvall73578 ай бұрын
Or a toyota
@ashvinrai63428 ай бұрын
True lol
@TheOddGuyWasSad8 ай бұрын
Why is Honda said like that wths the meme
@suki74638 ай бұрын
@@TheOddGuyWasSadfrom seeing some videos on KZfaq short i think there was a lot of people saying their Honda car could run without oil
@5millonman8 ай бұрын
Nissan*
@Lil_shmeeg8 ай бұрын
"how the hell did this thing run at all?" *Proceeds to finger the drain plug*
@kakarotx697 ай бұрын
Sus 🤨
@user-tc5zw9dv3u7 ай бұрын
1k likes one comment bet
@SethKarton7 ай бұрын
;3
@jdm16717 ай бұрын
@@kakarotx69nobody says that anymore kid
@kakarotx697 ай бұрын
@@jdm1671 extra sus
@JP-yh9oqАй бұрын
"My engine is running a little funny" IT IS RUNNING ON NICKELODEON SLIME
@maryw2041Ай бұрын
It's like that one season of melcome in the middle when the mom thinks her son is meeting his girlfriend at the park. On the way the car starts to break down and with the yell of an angry mom she goes "MOVE" and the car starts again 😂😂
@shgamer24377 ай бұрын
the last customer: "why is my car moaning?"
@nicholaschristopher90083 ай бұрын
😂
@Fortula1official3 ай бұрын
Yes draddy
@keiichimorisato983 ай бұрын
YAMATE!
@ghosttoastn3 ай бұрын
Your 1K like, huh, how about that lol 👻🍞
@shgamer24373 ай бұрын
@@ghosttoastn bruh idc about likes im not a 12 year old who flexes likes on shorts 💀
@scubaad648 ай бұрын
Reminds me of a buddy of mine. He bought a car for his wife. He thought she was getting the oil changed. She thought he was getting the oil changed. The car didn't have an oil change for about 10 years. It finally died with a seized engine at about 150,000 miles.
@SetiKt8 ай бұрын
Well, when i was a teenager, I didn't even know my bike needed an oil change. No one taught me shits, lmao.
@moxine_8 ай бұрын
@@SetiKtYou have the same name as my girlfriend and she doesn't have a motorcycle
@telengoboy8 ай бұрын
I'm curious, what was the model of that car?
@kristindevynn8 ай бұрын
im also curious on what kinda car was it
@scubaad648 ай бұрын
@@telengoboy I can't recall exactly. It was a long time ago. Some kind of mini van. It might have been a Honda Odyssey
@codeyexeАй бұрын
That car be running on hopes and dreams
@misomyx8 ай бұрын
Yesterday I sanded down the little bumps on my new tires, seemed like a manufacturer issue, and they feel super smooth on the road now. 👍👍👍
@carolussex7 ай бұрын
Smooth way to see god mate
@Caaaaaarl7 ай бұрын
Contratulations "GTA manoeuvrability unlocked"
@Djevepwvelsvwdbke7 ай бұрын
Bros drift will be so smooth he's drifting into heaven(or hell)
@Pupter7 ай бұрын
you gonn’ die
@Noahdea6117 ай бұрын
AH HECK NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@stephen19918 ай бұрын
I remember a raffle at a car show, where they took a 20 year old Toyota or Honda with almost 200k miles on it and tried to kill it. They put a block on the gas pedal and let it roar for over 25 minutes. When that failed to kill it, they pulled the drain plug and drained all the oil. Then they restarted the contest. That car ran another 17 minutes before it started to sound tortured. Finally after almost an half hour at full throttle, with no oil, it came to a halt. A perfect example of a well designed engine.
@haydenharrington75798 ай бұрын
Hondas work on hopes and dreams, as long as at least one person believes the car can keep going its never going to stop
@user-lq1tb1eq7z8 ай бұрын
Probably had been operated w/ Lucas products & STP Oil treatments.
@external3168 ай бұрын
@@user-lq1tb1eq7zoh looky here, an advertising bot!
@Frejborg8 ай бұрын
That's amazing.
@KC-Mitch8 ай бұрын
My 2001 Tacoma has 289,000mi or so on it. It's not working currently. Only major issue: *dead battery.* That's why I'd never sell that car. It just keeps chugging. Sure it's transmission sticks a bit and it doesn't have heat; AC only (I live in Puerto Rico, so...) I love that truck of mine.
@apollo62742 ай бұрын
Thank you to my step dad who taught me how to take care of the basic needs of my car. 🙏
@lukethegamer13082 ай бұрын
That last car made my heart stop like HOW HAS THAT CAR NOT EXPLODED WITH NO TRANS FLUID
@TheMrChozen9 ай бұрын
That oil pan claimed self defense after getting violated
@tommitchell45708 ай бұрын
Looks like a tranny pan to me
@ErenxJ8 ай бұрын
XD
@kiriki45588 ай бұрын
The most unfunny spamed joke ever
@TheMrChozen8 ай бұрын
@@kiriki4558 you’re just a hater man, get in line
@Elias_Harrison8 ай бұрын
@@kiriki4558 "spamed"
@Master_of_Failure9 ай бұрын
"Never did an oil change, yep that checks out." Understatement of the year
@mrpandasian88718 ай бұрын
That shit's almost as thick as lizzo
@davidcampagna22238 ай бұрын
I think I saw the remains of a Sabre Tooth Tiger in that tar pit.
@fenske45058 ай бұрын
Now once changed the engine will break with the fresh oil.
@dgronzega80738 ай бұрын
yeah, once had an engine come into the shop pulled the pan and it looked like black Vaseline
@4crosswashere78 ай бұрын
ProStreet pfp lets goo
@ISAKOCORPORATION12 күн бұрын
Bro goes hard on the oil reservoir 😂😂
@afrojack526311 күн бұрын
Bro started to freak the car at the end 😭
@eliduffer24915 ай бұрын
Bro violated that oil drain 😂
@The_gamer2512 ай бұрын
😂😂😂lmao
@momcat5213able4 ай бұрын
A coworker finally took her car into mechanic. She had never changed the oil, transmission fluids, spark plugs, etc. She said the car started falling apart after they worked on it. I told her it was being held together by dried up oil, etc. Once it was cleaned up it was in shock.😂😂😂
@theshunnedBandersnatch2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@X-SPONGED2 ай бұрын
Literally Demoman TF2 going sober for a few minutes. Bro's biological system just completely shut down
@stilltrashАй бұрын
@@X-SPONGEDYea fr 😭
@notoriousyolkhound460018 күн бұрын
Bro got frisky with that last engine 😭
@MyThera-zo2og7 күн бұрын
*puting any gas in our car is the worst idea ya know your car could possibly go KA-BOOOM*
@chasingmillions52538 ай бұрын
Know this: whether you go to the mechanic, store, dentist, or doctor; the people that service you will talk crap about you behind your back 😅
@wonder5287 ай бұрын
Very true
@ashleylynn1987 ай бұрын
I mean if you don’t take care of yourself/your stuff yeah 😂.
@chasingmillions52537 ай бұрын
@@ashleylynn198 they will still talk about you.
@ashleylynn1987 ай бұрын
@@chasingmillions5253 I guess unless there’s nothing to talk about 🤷🏼♀️.
@panjamysy7 ай бұрын
People will talk behind your back everywhere you go. Just gotta learn not to care.
@BingBongFairy7 ай бұрын
..you would hate seeing my grandpa's old rigs and his... ingenious fixes... 😂 duct /electrical tape, wood, hammers, and a god damn prayer kept his plow running. It still turns on to this day, long after he passed. Rotted out floor, no brakes, no reverse, just a plow that works and the most arthritic sounding engine I've ever heard
@KinDiedYesterday4 ай бұрын
That car still have unfinished business for surviving that long lmao
@johnnycovenant22863 ай бұрын
All I'm hearing is you better throw a new old pallet in that sunsabich
@neortik73 ай бұрын
And a prayer haha 😂😂😂
@manofmystery11473 ай бұрын
MERICA
@victorowen25922 ай бұрын
Damn truck was riding on legit fumes😂😂😂
@🈶15 күн бұрын
Cars truly are a mystery sometimes, running on hopes and prayers. Thankful for all the mechanics out there who keep our cars running smoothly!
@lintecassidy2068 ай бұрын
Car mechanics have the best blue-collar humor
@xhdhxydtxhxfzcbxcgfhvjcgcjvjvk7 ай бұрын
What the hell does that mean
@theminecraft_gamersxx28157 ай бұрын
@@xhdhxydtxhxfzcbxcgfhvjcgcjvjvk Blue collar worker: someone that does highly physical work. Blue collar humor: the humor of Blue collar workers
@xhdhxydtxhxfzcbxcgfhvjcgcjvjvk7 ай бұрын
@@theminecraft_gamersxx2815 thank you
@shadow65437 ай бұрын
Welders are a pretty funny bunch I must say
@lintecassidy2067 ай бұрын
@@shadow6543 yep, welders are up there too
@Naja14pdf8 ай бұрын
When my husband got his car from his grandmother, we noticed that it was acting odd. He had already had it for months when he decided to go have the oil changed. When they went to check the oil at the shop, all that was on the stick was this black sand. When they drained it, it had been running on oil that basically turned into gravel.
@w花b7 ай бұрын
It's more of a statement on how resilient these machines are
@perkypears6 ай бұрын
when I got my first car I didn't realize the importance of checking the oil. when I went in for my first oil change after 2 or 3 months of running it every day they said "there's not even a drop of oil in this thing"
@mattyicee6 ай бұрын
First thing you do when obtaining a used car: Change the oil
@TeaMollie115 ай бұрын
@@mattyiceeCheck every fluid too 😂
@BroncoLee-m5w16 күн бұрын
Bro was so flabbergasted he violated it 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@amgadpro6 күн бұрын
Bro violated that car at the end 😂
@xx2birds1stonexx454 ай бұрын
My boyfriend git an oil change recently. He had no oil. Not just bunker up stuck oil, a clean tank. I've never been more scared and impressed at the same time
@kelsycunningham84529 ай бұрын
My little buddy has owned several magical vehicles. They run just like magic... with no oil in them.
@czed75159 ай бұрын
We was gonna take an old ragged out 96 cavalier to scrap it that was knocking bad. For shits and giggles we drained the oil and set it on blocks. Put a concrete block on the gas and it took it 22 minutes before it stopped.
@tadyoshi36109 ай бұрын
I had an old 82 Toyota pickup. That we ran dry of oil. It works for weeks. Then an auto wrecker took it and made it the parts grabbing pickup truck and drove it for another 2 years. I’m sure they added oil. But still it worked fine.
@CadenMoskol8 ай бұрын
@@czed7515we found an old camaro that was sitting for 25ish years before I found it, built 355, nice stereo (outdated as hell but nice) it knocked horribly but the unibody and suspension was mint aside from the paint I was gonna tear the motor out and probably end up buying my dads old 396 but my dad goes change the oil and put high octane instead of 87 in it. It hasn't knocked again and has been running for a long while now
@tommitchell45708 ай бұрын
@@tadyoshi3610 sorry but no vehicle on Earth can run for two weeks on no oil
@steamedgames51488 ай бұрын
@@tommitchell4570 honda civic would like to accept your challenge
@-AlleyKat-3 күн бұрын
Bro violated that last car 😭
@TonyPerez81627 күн бұрын
I love Mechanics because the good ones are so honest and they are usually not judgemental (At least not to our face). I grew up with no knowledge of cars. When I took my first one in after years with no inspection, he just walked me through it kindly. I literally knew NOTHING. Nobody ever told me (and I didn't ask) about yearly inspections, nothing. And I never got pulled over, so I was just lucky to get it to a shop before I got in real trouble.
@sorrenblitz8058 ай бұрын
Honestly sometimes if it runs, you just tell yourself you're glad it does.
@jackkai62138 ай бұрын
You gotta love it when the mechanic doesn't know why the hell your car is still running 😂
@keshavharipersad2024Күн бұрын
That drain plug got violated 💀
@Bryan-zf3wl2 ай бұрын
That car was violated at the end 😂
@TheDragon01028 ай бұрын
The face I made when I saw the goddamn 'gatorade'....
@nataliaturner48458 ай бұрын
It's got electrolytes 🫠👍
@TheDragon01028 ай бұрын
@@nataliaturner4845 ..... Im dead XD
@lonestar20788 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Idiocracy: Gatorade: it's what cars crave
@Reformed_Borzoi8 ай бұрын
If plants crave it I’m sure my car does too..
@fart638 ай бұрын
Seriously WTF is that? Is it really Gatorade 😂
@xemo28968 ай бұрын
imma show this to my car next time it decides to throw a code just so it knows how good it's life is.
@peterjoseph89137 ай бұрын
“Imma” ??? 🤔
@ashleylynn1987 ай бұрын
@@peterjoseph8913you have never seen this? Slang for “I’m going to”? Like come on don’t be obtuse.
@Sleepy_Apocalypse2 ай бұрын
As a man who used to work in an auto repair shop, I really be feeling bad for some of these cars 😭 They deserve better owners 💯
@NoobMechanic2 ай бұрын
Amen
@StRose9Ай бұрын
That car was running on thoughts and prayers
@sylviaday35699 ай бұрын
I worked in mechanic shop for 44 years we've all seen people try to never change their oil it never works out
@iviekicklighte6739 ай бұрын
The trick is to buy a car with just the right oil leak and then you never have to change the oil
@Wjacobloftis9 ай бұрын
@@iviekicklighte673my father in law’s work beater burns a quart a month, and he changes the oil filter every 3 months. His exact words “it constantly gets fresh oil, just gotta keep the filter changed when it’s due” The car has 300,000 miles
@bobbygetsbanned60498 ай бұрын
@@iviekicklighte673 The only problem with that is eventually your filter will clog and bypass. Then you're running unfiltered oil.
@iviekicklighte6738 ай бұрын
@@bobbygetsbanned6049 yeah it would take a long time though
@Black_Drako8 ай бұрын
@@iviekicklighte673when you add oil mixing the old with the new, you are just ruining the new oil.
@tisvana188 ай бұрын
My husband once went literal years without changing or topping off his car’s oil. I freaked out when he told me this. His car had been in engine protection mode, I said “no shit it’s protecting itself from you” lol. Anyways, he took it to the Valvoline and they did the dipstick test. According to him, they pulled it out and doubled over from laughter.
@Lilian0402107 ай бұрын
Well at least they laugh at men too
@flippedoutcookie7 ай бұрын
@@Lilian040210 We'd laugh at men harder because typically their fathers are supposed to teach them this.
@EyePatchGuy885 ай бұрын
@@flippedoutcookie The family court really has done a number on society.
@tisvana185 ай бұрын
@@EyePatchGuy88Oh no, his parents are very happily married and his father is a stereotypically manly man. My husband has no excuse lol. I can happily announce that he has recently started learning car maintenance recently and can now replace small parts. I’m very proud of him.
@sttronerАй бұрын
The first one reminded me of Taco Bell aftermath 😂
@captaingallifrey42742 ай бұрын
Lmao at least you didn't have to bring the oil king under the car for that last one xD
@TonyTylerDraws8 ай бұрын
I’m not even mechanically inclined and I’m like “wtf”
@AceKaliburOfficial8 ай бұрын
That last car had its oil pan violated
@npcteam573223 күн бұрын
Bro has nickelodeon slime in his car
@dark_fury15952 ай бұрын
The last car got violated 😭
@NoobMechanic9 ай бұрын
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@urgiduurrgghh58428 ай бұрын
Is your profile pic like a joke or something? 🧐
@NumbNutt7 ай бұрын
@@urgiduurrgghh5842 It's a hand holding a wrench. Don't overthink it
@monkeysvendetta13287 ай бұрын
Will you take me on as an apprentice 😢
@florkgagga3 ай бұрын
But they need to say "we saved this engine" in order for us to like the video - or at least reassure us that the customer did stand in the corner in shame for days (with bathroom and sleep breaks) or at least cried in shame in front of the repair shop staff... Urgh. I'm a noob in many things and not a car person but come on.
@GeovoniRodriguez-vb7ci8 ай бұрын
That’s what you get for putting Gatorade in your car got me laughing
@Ishikawa-Tsubasa20808 ай бұрын
Like really Gatorade? Is that person stupid or something? But it is funny 🤣🤣
@davewinch76778 ай бұрын
I'm guessing it is antifreeze but you never know now days.@@Ishikawa-Tsubasa2080
@sithlordsuji8 ай бұрын
Broo ain't no way. That's the transmission of a military vehicle and someone filled it with coolant 💀
@talmanes45898 ай бұрын
@@sithlordsuji Yea I think its coolant, not gatorade but still hilarious.
@SpiralSine68 ай бұрын
Gatorade’s got electrolytes, it’s what the car craves.
@Tanker_682Ай бұрын
Bro violated the last one.
@onbekend16312 ай бұрын
bro violated that last transmission
@absentifyy9 ай бұрын
Some people take terrible care of their cars LOL
@DT-abcd9 ай бұрын
Really?
@maruftim9 ай бұрын
that's crazy didn't know about that
@DevinDavidson189 ай бұрын
That’s why I hate buying used cars because you just never fully know what the car has been through
@devins14959 ай бұрын
Terrible care would require you to care for your car these people didn't do anything for it except cry when it broke 😂
@maszkalman36768 ай бұрын
Yeah i want a car like that mine is shit 90 days out of the 365 and i repair the smallest niose if i hear it and it always leave me stranded and this cars are still running like wtf...
@Sinfulldeeds3 ай бұрын
Sometimes i feel bad for not knowing enough about cars and engines. Then i see stuff like this. Lmfao
@RAW...NOODLESАй бұрын
bro that car got violated 💀
@Flyingdub4205 ай бұрын
Coolant out of the oil pan is crazy
@alscard7 ай бұрын
Worked for an engine machine shop. Had an engine returned to us for warranty because it was having issues. Customer's mechanic had checked oil and nothing was on the dipstick so he added oil, but it hadn't helped. It was an industrial engine that ran 24/7 and they hadn't done an oil change. The oil had turned into rubber. I put my finger into it and it bounced back. We didn't give them warranty.
@sk8queen3 ай бұрын
Rubber... wow
@Bagsy843 ай бұрын
warranty? you should have given them an award
@WolfPawsInTheSnow2 ай бұрын
Bro just violated that car💀💀
@zaneong4700Ай бұрын
Bro started violating that car 😂
@drrd40629 ай бұрын
Some won't come till it simply won't work. Then cry about the bill.
@yimpyoi98088 ай бұрын
exactly this. they will abuse the car and not deal with engine problems until they get bad enough to kill the engine, by which time the damage (and bill) have gotten 5x as bad.
@anather70735 ай бұрын
That's not oil that's venom 💀
@Gooseman3513Ай бұрын
Last car was running on hopes and dreams
@agarnetsadvocate35863 ай бұрын
You didn't have to violate it at the end like that 😂
@JebAlert8 ай бұрын
TIL oil isn't for lubricating the engine, but for stopping mechanics from getting too frisky with your car when you bring it into the shop.
@Chad-bc9vi8 ай бұрын
Surprised the car didn't moan after all that
@Shop-Tem14 күн бұрын
Bro violated that car💀
@dominicclaudio3783 ай бұрын
Dawg just violated that car 😭
@2sinfulsansYTGOD8 ай бұрын
That last engine ran on hopes and dreams.😂
@Eric-gi9kg9 ай бұрын
I'm a FIRM BELIEVER that anyone buying a car, new or used... To be required to take a class on basic automotive. So when they register the car, renew their drivers license, or acquire auto insurance.. they'll have a Current Certificate saying that they have knowledge of the Do's and Don't of ownership.
@person-zl4xk8 ай бұрын
EXACTLY like you don’t need to be an expert on automotives or be required to diagnose every single issue with your car but if you don’t know that you need regular oil changes you shouldn’t be driving imo
@Fatso-to-fit8 ай бұрын
As someone who knows nothing besides checking for water and adding it, I completely agree, I need to learn.
@codgames66788 ай бұрын
I know a lot of people that know about there car just don’t care enough to actually take the time to do the maintenance
@stephenmichael32118 ай бұрын
Its bad for the automotive industry though. The frequent the people change their car, the more money they will get. The big company will protest the training.
@loganwork70248 ай бұрын
@zakariabitar5455 just read the owners manual. It shows you exactly what to look for, with pictures, it also give a maintenance schedule
@Lilskellyvr17 күн бұрын
Bro thought the job simulator energy drink would boost him💀💀
@turbov75603 ай бұрын
Car leaking ✅ Me suddenly needing to go to bathroom ✅
@cjscarsandcrap17499 ай бұрын
Man, mechanic horror stories are amazing. I once had a Yukon Denali come in for "general maintenance" and after test driving it we got it on the hoist and the RF drive axle was not connected to a single thing. Could push that wheel in and out like Johnny Sins does. I test drove that...
@LizardDoggo879 ай бұрын
You know that's what brake calipers are for, to keep your wheels attached. 😂
@Normal18559 ай бұрын
If the axle wasn't connected, it wouldn't drive. I'm going with this being just a story.
@cjscarsandcrap17499 ай бұрын
@@Normal1855 and I'm going with you having little knowledge on how 4wd systems work
@switdog088 ай бұрын
@@Normal1855 RF as in right front, the other 3 still worked im guessing
@Normal18558 ай бұрын
@@switdog08 What does the positron have to do with the fact that it wouldn't drive?
@cosmicbonzo75598 ай бұрын
When your car starts taking a shit when you pull the oil plug, you got problems.
@LunLunaticАй бұрын
I love how 3 of these are normal car problems, and then the 2nd one is just that some dude put gatorade in the engine 💀
@totallynotwhacky4 сағат бұрын
“running right? how has this thing been running at a-“ *sussy finger movements*
@jimkoonce65749 ай бұрын
Good news, the leak stopped!🤣
@thetimehascome19588 ай бұрын
Bad news, the oil is gone
@bravoyankee32488 ай бұрын
😄😄
@lindalowe83418 ай бұрын
Bwahahaha!! Yup.
@davekeller27988 ай бұрын
I have had customers come in the dealership for their first oil change 20,000 miles and complain about " ticking noise on start up. Pull oil plug 3 qts. Low, they want a new engine UNDER WARRANTY of course. NO WAY ! Besides their first oil change was free. !!😮
@kelvink99998 ай бұрын
20k miles? I only know vehicles do either 10k km or 10k miles ...😮
@FFKonoko8 ай бұрын
@@kelvink9999....your vehicles die after 10,000?
@thegodhimself55548 ай бұрын
Thinks hes talkn bout when to change oil @@FFKonoko
@xrgaming18472 ай бұрын
Bro violated the car at the end of video 💀
@Napkin_Note8 ай бұрын
Bro didn't even ask the car filter for consent💀
@dekkerlundquist59387 ай бұрын
It astonishes me how many people totally neglect their car.