Cut for Time: Open Mic

Cut for Time: Open Mic - SNL

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Young privileged artists (Kristen Stewart, Kate McKinnon, Bowen Yang, Heidi Gardner, Melissa Villaseñor, Kyle Mooney, Beck Bennett) perform at an open mic.
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@leavemealone5141 4 жыл бұрын

“don’t touch the fence or you’ll turn gay” sang the two gays 😂

@lucasallen8079 4 жыл бұрын

Anna The Koala guess they touched the fence. 😬

@chanito_nyc 4 жыл бұрын

@Julie_youtube_ 4 жыл бұрын

“Take me back ... TO THE FENCE!” lol

@AndrewTominac 4 жыл бұрын

I think they are the fence

@iwannabeastarshipranger5895 4 жыл бұрын

They really liked that fence though...

@audreyii6750 4 жыл бұрын

"Soon I'll be 29 and then I'll be dead" literally everyone in their mid-20s, ever

@MrPolyalert 4 жыл бұрын

Audrey II too accurate 😂😂

@tinas_hotdog_sophie 4 жыл бұрын

I've got 2 months to live and it's so relatable

@miltonpearson7325 4 жыл бұрын

I felt tht in my core 😭😭

@damienreacts3238 4 жыл бұрын

Lol I'm 27

@ameerahbigo80 4 жыл бұрын

I’m 26 in two months. I’m currently making burial plans

@Rabia_Kazi 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm writing a book based on Harry Potter movies." 😂

@nicolenicks4245 4 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite part

@milascave2 4 жыл бұрын

Well, MASH started as a book, then a movie, then a TV show, and then, unknown to most people, a series of books. So I guess it's possible.

@manucitomx 4 жыл бұрын

The only good line

@Igaveyoumyfakename 4 жыл бұрын

That's actually genius.

@lizziecross8149 3 жыл бұрын

It’s a good idea

@SuperGirl90100 4 жыл бұрын

“Ryan Murphy owns our life story” was not appreciated enough

@darzzz1983 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely! Happy that quite a few people got that.

@duvalformervideoheaux7356 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like I get it but after reading your comment I'm not so sure I do. Is it like because he made AHS Cult? or because He's like the TV King and just jumped on their story because it's Emmy bait?

@squarecrayon 3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOO THAT WAS MY FAVORITE LINE

@ilonabologna 3 жыл бұрын

I was dying at that part!

@neon1899 3 ай бұрын

Why should it be tho? It's a very mid line

@LunaDobby 4 жыл бұрын

Kristen and Kate are obviously dressed as Tegan and Sara from their I'll be back someday music video

@dominique603 4 жыл бұрын

OMG I KNEW THEY LOOK FAMILIAR BUT I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL THIS COMMENT AND I'M UPSET LOL

@162Jenni 4 жыл бұрын

and they sounded like sleater-kinney lol

@kinkydaddy3147 4 жыл бұрын

I just googled what that was ... And they do look pretty similar

@CorbCorbin 4 жыл бұрын

Jenny L Dum dum ditty dum dum dee dum doo

@CocoTheCupcake 4 жыл бұрын

Plus they act and sound JUST like them 😹 Kate really sounded like them

@0discardedMenace0 4 жыл бұрын

"i'm on vocal rest, i have a phone call tomorrow" i felt that

@JasmineLeeamazing 3 жыл бұрын

my favorite line

@hey.... 4 жыл бұрын

“Something bad happened so we moved to L.A.” Don’t we *all.*

@anastasiaa337 4 жыл бұрын

Mr. A3R0 if we have the money

@612Tiberius 4 жыл бұрын

Because everyone knows nothing bad ever happens in LA.....

@perfectfae3534 4 жыл бұрын

I would never move to LA.

@Doomthinkingman 4 жыл бұрын

And that's why our rent is so damn high

@thedffoxychick08 4 жыл бұрын

Dang, true.

@johntao6822 4 жыл бұрын

"I go by Reyna De La Casa, now." Priceless

@ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 жыл бұрын

I think it's "Reyna"

@Rizgn 4 жыл бұрын

@@ASMRyouVEGANyet PepeReina

@tchaugn 4 жыл бұрын

@@ASMRyouVEGANyet google queen in spanish

@johntao6822 4 жыл бұрын

@@ASMRyouVEGANyet 👑

@imani2862 4 жыл бұрын

It’s a Lana parody

@welptoddshere 4 жыл бұрын

This was nothing but a 6 minute dig at LA and I'm so here for it.

@mattlohr 4 жыл бұрын

I feel you on this. I lived in LA for over 10 years, so I've basically been to this show more than a few times. I especially liked the line about "if you want to feel unsafe in the loneliest city in the world."

@peachbellini2615 4 жыл бұрын

@@mattlohr ..wait?! you mean it's actually sketchy and dangerous and not the hippest most happening coolest place in the world like it's portrayed to be on TV and in movies?! *gasp*

@homegirl44 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like it was more of a dig at millennials in general

@DanaTodd 4 жыл бұрын

@@homegirl44 same

@user82938 4 жыл бұрын

@@tingiaoduc299 LA is like less than 200 years old. No one is really "from there" except native people.

@joelmounts3336 4 жыл бұрын

"I guess here you call that....A cult"

@Velo-vl3qj 4 жыл бұрын

@@FlameOnTheBeat No, the Amish aren't usually defined as a cult. However, if you think of cult-ness as a spectrum, some Amish sects do fall further on the cult side than some other more mainstream Christian sects, for the way they treat people who don't go along.

@denniskirsch7354 4 жыл бұрын

@@FlameOnTheBeat No they didn't mean here as in Pennsylvania, they meant it here as in LA/California. But I definitely see why you went with that.

@tatehildyard5332 4 жыл бұрын

Flame Beats The main difference is consent. The Amish are told that it’s the modern day and can choose to leave the Amish community at any time. The whole point of Rumpsringa is to give their youth a taste of the outside world and the ability to make an informed decision about whether or not to stay Amish as adults. This guy just lied to and kept these girls as prisoners.

@matthewportillo5648 4 жыл бұрын

Okay can we just Melissa lowkey killed that🙌🙌🙌

@rafaeljimeno3863 4 жыл бұрын

I rewatched just that part like 3 times...🤣

@UnwaveringBackBone 4 жыл бұрын

I really wanted her to talk about eating candy from the dead lady's purse

@peachbellini2615 4 жыл бұрын

She always does.. her singing voice is great.. check out the Welcome to Hell skit ..she sings a bit .. she can sing and her comedic timing is flawless

@locorco1 4 жыл бұрын

She just dropped an album, it's called Dreamer.

@talebdaas 4 жыл бұрын

and Heidi Gardner is a horse !... Daaammmnnn !

@cultclassicdeadinside9862 4 жыл бұрын

Getting Tegan and Sara vibes from Kate and Kristen 😂

@amikyut727 4 жыл бұрын

Same!!! Oh my God get out my head

@marceloadelar 4 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment that hahahaha

@TheNewMissyJ 4 жыл бұрын

Love it 😂

@monitoler5721 4 жыл бұрын

omg yesssssss

@darrenstebbins8885 4 жыл бұрын

And they sounded like Sleater-Kinney

@Liz-pc6je 4 жыл бұрын

The sheer gay energy radiating from the two of them together is sending me

@SadfoxGuyver 4 жыл бұрын

Sending to where.

@adsr3870 4 жыл бұрын

@@SadfoxGuyver I bet she literally can't even...

@nlpnt 4 жыл бұрын

@@SadfoxGuyver The fence.

@ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 жыл бұрын

@@SadfoxGuyver 😆

@ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 жыл бұрын

@@adsr3870 😆

@jopowner2053 4 жыл бұрын

The only things missing from this is "shitty poetry read off a phone" and "I'm so genuinely good, when I start to sing everyone else will feel like they should just go home" person

@safslut01 4 жыл бұрын

Melissa was Lana Del Rey xD

@magnumdorkus4222 4 жыл бұрын

I love LDR and even I was like omg that's her.

@o.t. 4 жыл бұрын

Looked like Belle from Beauty and The Beast

@neegas3490 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@lilgothemo 4 жыл бұрын

They were covering Tegan and Sara

@naterussell2374 4 жыл бұрын

Mixed with a little gwen Stefani

@carrots_arelife2924 4 жыл бұрын

Melissa Villaseñor's lines were the most hilarious!

@johntao6822 4 жыл бұрын

Her "Queen of the House" line!

@FLYIN_DAGGERZ 4 жыл бұрын

Pete Davidson's dad died in 9/11

@granolasoos 4 жыл бұрын

Oh Betty, with candy in your purse You're dead but I'm sad Tell me which is worse

@delanmcloren6100 4 жыл бұрын

I made your death about me!

@florencelont4638 4 жыл бұрын

I can't be the only one who wanted to sing you're dead-y

@christinash2235 4 жыл бұрын

I think that character was supposed to be a dig at Lana Del Rey.

@Username38472 4 жыл бұрын

Mood:

@justarandomperson9417 3 жыл бұрын

@@christinash2235 yes, it was.

@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291 4 жыл бұрын

Melissa Villasenor has a good singing voice

@PowerGlove79 4 жыл бұрын

self discarded king of ruin 72 I love it whenever they give her a Chance to sing in a skit

@Merlesbestfriendalex 4 жыл бұрын

She actually came out with an album a bit ago called sweet Melissa

@CorbCorbin 4 жыл бұрын

She was doing a Lana Del Ray thing. It was the best one.

@cjpatz 4 жыл бұрын

She actually had a KZfaq channel with some of her stuff.

@luluharshie3929 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah her lady Gaga was super good!

@Ben_Buchholz 4 жыл бұрын

"Powerful. Powerful." "You're saying that about yourself?" "Yes."

@rivkarosenfeld500 4 жыл бұрын

My head exploded when Kristen and Kate walked out on stage together.

@Dani-um9id 4 жыл бұрын

Dressed as the ultimate lesbian sisters, Tegan and Sara

@elizabethpeters6890 3 жыл бұрын

Bowen's little finger tap applause is great and almost unnoticed

@lorirose4841 4 жыл бұрын

“This is called my 9/11” OMG I just spit out my water😂

@JeanPaulBeaubier 4 жыл бұрын

want the full "My 9/11" track lmao

@superduperjoi6800 4 жыл бұрын

Yes I need it on spotify

@cpn13 4 жыл бұрын

superduperjoi she has an album on Spotify, it’s pretty good

@iamchloe3208 3 жыл бұрын

It’s simple. I see Kristen Stewart and Kate and I click

@cultclassicdeadinside9862 4 жыл бұрын

That Ryan Murphy joke though 😂

@HailG3 4 жыл бұрын

"You're dead, but I'm sad, tell me which is worse"

@Branner 4 жыл бұрын

Yang is really funny. And they need to give Villaseñor more to do.

@kpag3030 3 жыл бұрын

I think he is the least funny person in the cast. But that’s just my opinion

@adambliefernicht181 3 жыл бұрын

I lived in Los Angeles for ten years and everyone I knew who considered themselves artistic acted exactly like this. Bowen Yang’s character in this is half the people I knew there. Also, love the Arclight theater shout out at the end.

@amandab3946 3 жыл бұрын

Ever since Kristen Stewart came out, her acting makes so much more sense. More gay movies with Kristen please Hollywood! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

@MaliceInCandyland 27 күн бұрын

She's bi so how does her having male love-interests not make sense?

@CyckOne 4 жыл бұрын

This entire skit was great. Everyone was great in it. SNL, do better with these time cut skits.

@laurenrandalls709 4 жыл бұрын

Furious George I was at this dress rehearsal and they cut the most hilarious skits out. I wish they posted all of the cuts here.

@Daniel_B79 4 жыл бұрын

Why is the "cut for time" sketch always the best one of the night? Somebody's making some bad calls.

@Frir10 4 жыл бұрын

This episode of SNL feels as though it has more "random" sketches than usual.

@canaisyoung3601 4 жыл бұрын

To go with how "random" American life at large has become, no doubt.

@saraha180 4 жыл бұрын

Keep in mind that this was cut for time.

@Sonofgrievous 4 жыл бұрын

And as usual...none of them remotely funny

@JackMensahBonsu 4 жыл бұрын

Just like Mad TV and The Kids In The Hall.😂😅

@cduncan6182 4 жыл бұрын

T R no need to keep watching them lol

@tangobango9653 4 жыл бұрын

If SNL didn’t have Kate they’d have to hire 10 more actors for the Saturday Night skits.

@Account-rm9tm 4 жыл бұрын

Tango Bango And Kenan

@user-dn3vj9ne9p 4 жыл бұрын

No 10000000more actors they’d needed

@twodollars4u 4 жыл бұрын

Can Beck physically give less than 100% of his effort? All evidence so far points to "no"

@melissamacabre8182 4 жыл бұрын

“I made your death about meeeee!!” We all know *that* person.

@JT_WARCRIME 4 жыл бұрын

Oh. There's Melissa... and in a cut-for-time sketch. I really feel like they're wasting her.

@veghead05 4 жыл бұрын

This was too good to be cut

@4-.Cryb4by.-4 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed!!!!

@san18ful 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah like why was this cut but the corporate song was still in it....

@PowerGlove79 4 жыл бұрын

Bloomin Onion I LOVE Kate McKinnon, but yeah, they need to give the other ladies a chance to shine

@JT_WARCRIME 4 жыл бұрын

Gonna admit that I hadn't watched weekend update when I wrote this. She was sooo good in it! I think she finally has a reoccurring character!!

@merlinsclaw 4 жыл бұрын

So SNL is only cutting the funny sketches now? This should’ve been aired. The hungry jury thing was pointless.

@downwardbubbles 4 жыл бұрын

This wasnt cut tho...

@a.a9021 4 жыл бұрын

@@downwardbubbles The video title says "Cut for Time"-this means that it didn't air during the original broadcast.

@downwardbubbles 4 жыл бұрын

@@a.a9021 oh my God I'm so sorry I miss read the title I thought it said cold open not cut for time I'm so sorry

@granolasoos 4 жыл бұрын

That jab at Lana del Rey though

@Keyson03 3 жыл бұрын

For some reason it made me really happy that Kate was pretending to play actual chords even if it was mostly just a C lol

@shynye 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm overwhelmed and the devil will trick me." 😂

@deborahcornell171 4 жыл бұрын

Things I liked best about this sketch: The name "Moon Jumped the Cow".💙 Heidi's & Bowen's avant garde applause methods.💙 And Kyle & his song.💙

@hamza2653 4 жыл бұрын

I am on a vocal rest I have a phone call tomorrow.

@briannarenni 4 жыл бұрын

TELL me someone else got Bowen's random reference to Nobody's Supposed to Be Here (remix) by Deborah Cox im obsessed with that song lol

@lala_bee 4 жыл бұрын

I belt out that song in my car. Love it!

@juliansmith4987 4 жыл бұрын

Not the only one!

@MsTeo91 4 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite songs of all time

@janedoeski9196 4 жыл бұрын

I was like...wait...

@Treyworld 4 жыл бұрын

I did! Now where's my black card?

@shay5555 4 жыл бұрын

I never knew I needed Kristen and Kate dressed as Tegan and Sara

@superbrownbrown 4 жыл бұрын

Other than maybe Kate McKinnon, Melissa Villaseñor might have the most raw talent right now on Saturday Night Live. She is highly underused.

@hihellomichelle 4 жыл бұрын

Kate laying out actual chords on the guitar is the best

@johnsluggett1822 3 жыл бұрын

@markuse3472 4 жыл бұрын

That was Lana Del--Reina De La Casa, I am sure.

@radxmaddie 4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking about Lana too lol

@DMontez3 4 жыл бұрын

"oooooohhhhh who am i? Who am I? Ooohhhhh where am I? Where am I?" 😂😂 I felt that. I have a sprained ankle. So I'm feeling pretty down.

@introxgrunt 4 жыл бұрын

“Now Ryan Murphy owns our life story.”

@JacobTrueman 4 жыл бұрын

So happy Bowen Yang joined the cast. He's awesome.

@safekicker 4 жыл бұрын

Usually, I can see why some sketches are "cut for time" - shame this one didn't make broadcast, one of the funniest from this episode.

@alanorange9376 4 жыл бұрын

It was to on the nose and actually good for once. So..they cut it.

@joetraw2110 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, it was basically just a skit for insiders. The writers/cast members are all professional comedians and have all probably spent hundreds of hours at these open mics. It's still funny to an outsider audience, but these are probably pretty well known tropes on the comedy club/open mic scene.

@safekicker 4 жыл бұрын

@@joetraw2110 That's a fair observation! I'm a couple of years into doing stand-up comedy, so maybe that's why I took a shine to it.

@SooHungry 4 жыл бұрын

so awesome to see that Kyle Mooney can actually play guitar!

@superbrownbrown 4 жыл бұрын

2:36 The 2 finger clap. LOL

@JackSkylar Жыл бұрын

The most unrealistic part of this sketch is that there isn't 5 minutes of dead silence in between acts when the audio is still being set up

@djsany2959 4 жыл бұрын

Did anybody noticed Melissa's more castable joke lol

@Xaaaach 4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean “Cut for time”? They had an extra hour lol

@funkyb6598 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm writing a book based on the Harry Potter movies"

@Idolhands7007 3 жыл бұрын

Lol “He’s a Vegas ‘mugician’ who wants to be better at parkour. Please welcome ‘Missile’”

@SourabhShetty 4 жыл бұрын

"This is Jessica Koch Brothers" is underappreciated

@alicemestria4373 4 жыл бұрын

When you think you can’t love this show more they make fun of Tegan and Sara, Lana Del Rey and John Mayer

@lw3269 4 жыл бұрын

Can we take a minute to appreciate how multi-talented this cast is. They are funny and all of them can sing almost as good as professionals.

@dreamweaver7797 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Lmao “whhhhoaaaa who am I? Who am I? Whhhhoooaaa where am I? where am I? LIFE. IS.DOPE!!!” Oh those millennials 👏🏼🤦🏼‍♀️

@zuhasajid900 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ChrisWeedPiano 4 жыл бұрын

Bowen Yang’s finger claps are life

@XIANBLACK 4 жыл бұрын

Beck is FUNNY AF

@helloalexandraa 4 жыл бұрын

“guess I’m weird like that” 😭😂

@frankiejean9152 3 жыл бұрын

I’m overwhelmed & the devil will trick me 😂

@n.emilioaviles 4 жыл бұрын

A surprisingly good sketch. All were on point. 🤟🏽

@Filmation77 4 жыл бұрын

1. Teegan and Sara want their Act Back 2. loved you guys in Night Ranger

@narniabusiness7810 3 жыл бұрын

Beck's song sounds like something I would really listen to

@SunShineNotAvailable 3 жыл бұрын

The “turning 30” song has some serious “Tick Tick Boom” vibes 😂

@inamiddleof 4 жыл бұрын

Why can’t you get here?! 🎼

@delanmcloren6100 4 жыл бұрын

You're already supposed to be here ...

@mateoconk 4 жыл бұрын

Better than at least two of last night’s AIRED sketches.

@eba44 4 жыл бұрын

"Take me back to the fence!!!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

@brianna37 Жыл бұрын

“Actually, we manage a bunch of sketchy Airbnb properties here if you’re ever looking to feel unsafe in the loneliest city in the world, that’s us” 💀

@jlbueno0611 4 жыл бұрын

I cant wait to hear the new remix of "Reyna de la Casa - autumn loneliness " on spinning TV and clubs

@makaylanovak1415 3 жыл бұрын

"now ryan murphy owns our life story" HAD ME DEADDD

@CatRoxy86 3 жыл бұрын

Kyle Mooney was so great here. It’s a departure from his usually more awkward guys or the scripted reality-speaking guys. I’ve met guys like in this skit.

@potusforus9331 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve been hitting open mics in NYC... time to go to L.A. 😂

@buckycore 4 жыл бұрын

God damn, this skit was like a little gem saved to brighten up our Monday

@spacewinter 4 жыл бұрын

"Writing a book based on the Harry Potter movies." The product of such scenario really introgues me lol

@aeonjoey3d 4 жыл бұрын

as a resident of silver lake area, this is accurate. lol

@JerzCe73 4 жыл бұрын

Now, I have to go and listen to Deborah Cox's "Nobody Suppose to be Here" Love that song

@malka2880 4 жыл бұрын

How was this cut for time this is hilarious 😂

@bozzwick 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t always watch cut for time sketches, but when I do, I know I’ll see Kyle.

@rose-ui6hk 3 жыл бұрын

BETTY I MADE YOUR DEATH ABOUT _ME_

@hellohogo 4 жыл бұрын

Scary how accurate to silverlake this is😂😂

@katrmet6893 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao the way Bowen is clapping is killing me

@LittleSailboat 4 жыл бұрын

As someone who plays at open mics.....this hit waaaay too close to home! :)

@RescueMe97 4 жыл бұрын

Kristen and Kate singing that first song are inadvertently doing a great carrie brownstein in sleater Kinney impression

@audreyii6750 4 жыл бұрын

I love Bowen SOOOO much, did NOT get enough of him this episode!

@maddiemerchant4821 3 жыл бұрын

his clapping is killing meajsjxjsaka

@RealKorean 4 жыл бұрын

This is literally modern day! LOL they were spot on with this

@St-qp2we 4 жыл бұрын

Why was this cut? It could have replaced the hungry jury sketch.

@denisdenis4013 4 жыл бұрын

I am on vocal rest i have a phone call tomorrow priceless

@norbertsarkozy 4 жыл бұрын

Kristen I love your singing you're amazing I love you 💝

@Lgallardo28 4 жыл бұрын

“Why can’t you get here/you always suppose to be here/woah woah woah/you stood my fat ass for the last time” - Dia as Bowen Yang “being abandoned at the ArcLight movie theater” is such a mood.