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Cutty Sark Blended Scotch Whisky: There can be only one!
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Күн бұрынThis is soooooo close to being good!
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@bakielh229 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Scot I just want to say I've been following the channel since its inception and I've always loved the humor, the channel has only continued to grow on me. I guess you could say our PV3 is like a fine wine, it gets better with time. It's such a shame the channel isnt as big as it deserves but hey, life ain't all about numbers! Cheers and keep the reviews coming
@Piracanto 2 жыл бұрын
You missed the "life isn't about the size" joke LOL
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
I will continue to make great content AND shamelessly attempt to maximize my subscribers!
@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 2 жыл бұрын
I vote for wooden man or woman's name to be Pine, because most artist's puppets are made out of that wood and PV3 uses him/her as a surrogate as he PINES for human contact.
@johnnycampbell3422 2 жыл бұрын
Good call
@davidp2888 2 жыл бұрын
As someone with the last name of Pyne, I absolutely support this.
@jacksonschooler925 2 жыл бұрын
Unemployed pine guy
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
The times I've hugged Pine have been the salve my soul has needed, especially when Prescat is avoiding me.
@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 2 жыл бұрын
2:15 LORE ALERT: Abby has 1/4 Scottish in her and apparently wanted MORE Scottish in her by means of Duncan (NEW CHARACTER)
@jaimebibelot4398 2 жыл бұрын
To the Lore Excel spreadsheet it goes
@serpents666 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaimebibelot4398 Like, seriously... If you have one you should put it on google docs and share the link or something...
@fatboy2009 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaimebibelot4398 Is there a spreadsheet? Cause I wanna see that if it exists
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Who told you about Duncan?
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Oh I did.
@kennethelliott1277 2 жыл бұрын
Technically, our little wooden friend is an artist’s maquette, so Mack would seem to be appropriate.
@nickh402 2 жыл бұрын
‘Nostalgia’ the Greek word - Wooden Man’s name. Meaning: A combination of nostos, meaning homecoming, and algos, meaning a dull ache, a longing. Use: Together, they make nostalgia, which means a deep longing or a wistful affection for the times bygone - especially about something that had in the past but do not own anymore. Great reviews with just the right amount of life story. Keep it up, PV3!
@DanielVance 2 жыл бұрын
I became scared this was going to turn into an R-rated Toy Story after that 5th shot. I'd tell Spittoon to run, that he doesn't want any part of what comes next, but I can see right through Spittoon. #Spittoon #Agorithm
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Spittoon and I are blood brothers at this point.
@porkdumpster3110 2 жыл бұрын
PV Tree for the wooden man.
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
All class. Nicely done.
@PhaTs00p 2 жыл бұрын
"to world peace" - that's some top shelf timing you got there PVIII
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Really got my Unluckiest Man Alive badge on that one, didn't I?
@PhaTs00p 2 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy Most definitely not, quite a few people experiencing some worse luck at the moment. Don't let this ever stop you from bringing some light in this messed up place though. ❤
@forevethegenius 2 жыл бұрын
Call the woodsman Mac, in honor of you acknowledging him in this Cutty Sark blended Scotch episode.
@GlenKStraughn 2 жыл бұрын
4:47 - Now that you mention it, I do favor budget-friendly, blended Scotches.
@blizzardthesamoyed491 2 жыл бұрын
* Duncan entered the lore. Yet one more branch to PV3 verse.
@paullees6687 Жыл бұрын
"are you lonely? Have some friends!" Is my new favorite line. I'm using that the next time I drink
@criswilson1140 2 жыл бұрын
We have Prescat and Prescot, how about Preswood
@peterlawson1280 4 ай бұрын
I looked for a review of cutty sark and found you video... which better than the drink. Thank you. Hilarious. Sent it to a friend even.
@tylertrudel597 2 жыл бұрын
You should do a collab with How to Drink.
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Have their people call my people! By which I mean, tell them I'm desperate.
@Croatilillious 2 жыл бұрын
He has acknowledged the wooden man... the plot thiccens
@jaimebibelot4398 2 жыл бұрын
A good name for the wooden man would be Oak
@carrisasteveinnes1596 2 жыл бұрын
Or Joe Biden.
@tfangel 2 жыл бұрын
Unrelated to this review, we need to get him some of that Hard Mt Dew to review.
@ClassicoMachine 2 жыл бұрын
Wooden Man's new name should definitely be Prescott Van Meyer IV
@hattree 2 жыл бұрын
Instead of Chadwick, how about Chadwood.
@notsoserious0944 2 жыл бұрын
Woodrow, of course.
@garrettpeek3551 2 жыл бұрын
We've come a long way since Dave and Busters 🤣
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
And unfortunately I've already spent that money.
@dailydrew3879 Ай бұрын
I know it's not the best, but I really like this on the rocks. Very smooth, and it ain't that offensive. Not my favorite choice, but it'll work in a pinch...
@DEADSOUL66 2 жыл бұрын
Fr this dude is goated all these yrs I was missing out😂. I feel like he finished half the bottle after the vid
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
And then the bottle finished me!
@kznsky14 2 жыл бұрын
I always throw the caps away right after opening a bottle of scotch. I don't ever remember needing to use it again.
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
It's the little joys in life, right?
@MegaRockeman 2 жыл бұрын
Wooden man....Chadwood, you can finally tell him what to do.
@jaimebibelot4398 2 жыл бұрын
A good scotch for an equally good man as other scots would put it
@blizzardthesamoyed491 2 жыл бұрын
XD
@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 2 жыл бұрын
Middle shelf scotch for a lower-middle-bordering-the-poverty-line-class man.
@jaimebibelot4398 2 жыл бұрын
@@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME it's not just about the quantity of his bank account but the quality of his very beaten down spirit
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
I tip my hat to you sir! If I had a hat. My head runs very hot and the steam build up ususally gives me hives.
@tessat338 2 жыл бұрын
A pallet??? of scotch???? Jesus, LBJ! That explains a lot about the 30s, 40s, 50s and 60s....and the whole Johnson administration.
@PaxIesus 2 жыл бұрын
In honour of the movie that was referenced multiple times throughout the episode, I can't help but think that wooden man should be named "Connor" or "MacCleod." It carries a double meaning, because it celebrates Christopher Lambert's wooden acting and stiff delivery in every role he ever did.
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
This is also a great name rec! It needs to happen naturally, though.
@PaxIesus 2 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy "Happen Naturally," unlike Christopher Lambert's acting; good call.
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@Buzgal Жыл бұрын
love the little waving doll in the back
@carrisasteveinnes1596 2 жыл бұрын
Since we are likely to all be drinking vodka soon, how about a review of a selection?
@nathandotson3193 2 жыл бұрын
Pv3 is so unlucky that his cheers of world peace was probably the reason Russia invaded
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
I may have jinxed it. My apologies to both Ukraine citizens and confused young Russian soldiers. Is that diplomatic enough? I don't want to make it worse. Oh god did I just make it worse!
@jeanboutin9039 2 жыл бұрын
Je regarde tes vidéos hilarants depuis le début. J'ai décidé de t'écrire en français pour te faire travailler un peu. Et aussi parce que c'est ma langue maternelle et je m'y sens plus à l'aise. Peut-être que les notions de français que tu as sans doute gardées depuis tes séjours sur la Côte d'Azur te permettront de comprendre mon message avant de le faire traduire automatiquement par Goût Gueule. Je te trouve très drôle. Ton humour acide et ton autodérision sont irrésistibles et dénotent une grande intelligence. J'aime beaucoup aussi ce que tu racontes au sujet de ta famille et de tes proches. J'admire aussi ton courage dans l'adversité. Tu traverses une période difficile, mais tu ne te laisses pas abattre. Bravo sur toute la ligne!
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Mon cher ami, vos paroles flatteuses m'enchantent et m'enchantent. J'aspire aux jours où je peux me promener le long de la Seine et me délecter de la beauté et du romantisme de Paris une fois de plus. Peut-être que ce jour-là, vous et moi partagerons une baguette, un bon Bordeaux, et boirons à la santé et à la bonne fortune de l'autre. Jusqu'à ce jour, portez-vous bien !
@JohnGrove310 2 жыл бұрын
It's nostalgic for me because my dad used to have a bunch of memorabilia of it when i was a kid... ship in a bottle..
@Whatsthatnoise 2 жыл бұрын
Woodman name: Boaty McBoatface.
@brose2323 2 жыл бұрын
Please do a review of Korbel Brandy. In rural Wisconsin that stuff is a social institution.
@Spideryote 2 жыл бұрын
Can you do Maker's Mark 🥺👉👈
@davidp2888 2 жыл бұрын
Day drinking with PV3! Let's have some Cutty!
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
And then some more. ANd another. and another....
@davidp2888 2 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy If the glass never empties, it's still one drink!
@ericfriddell9772 Жыл бұрын
Great skit and review. Keep up the great work
@qvcshoplifter7 2 жыл бұрын
6:44 And Malört? Not malört
@DefconMaster 2 жыл бұрын
I was really into Cutty Sark for a few weeks in my early twenties after me and some friends got a 1.75L bottle for a 'fancy' party. That ended when I got completely smashed on it and spent the night hugging my toilet and projectile vomiting it, after which I could no longer stand the taste. I will say that it always went down smooth before that, though!
@Piracanto 2 жыл бұрын
down, and up apparently
@IntrovertCorner480 2 жыл бұрын
Dean!
@cloudsombrero 2 жыл бұрын
How would you compare this to something like johnny walker black
@darrellr.1501 2 жыл бұрын
Wooden man's name shall be Woody, because I put no thought into it at all. Was the first thing that came to mind
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
I already played Woody on Halloween, so you are banished! Well, not banished. But it won't be Woody.
@darrellr.1501 2 жыл бұрын
Well thank you for not banishing me for my shitty suggestion 🙂
@TheNkrieg 2 жыл бұрын
Cutty Sark PV3 is my spirit animal.
@ClancyWoodard-yw6tg 11 ай бұрын
Cutty sark is my favorite another one i like is Johnnie walker red label
@brianhaigh4530 2 жыл бұрын
Love it as always. So when are you going to do a review of baijiu, I hear it’s even better then Malort. 🤠🤠
@tnleeo 2 жыл бұрын
I think his name should be, "The Wood." Similar to The Rock. But less mineralistic
@tessat338 2 жыл бұрын
Oooh, PV3, a classy scotch-tasting glass! I gave some of those to my brother-in-law for Christmas last year. I kind of covet some for myself but I then realized that I do not actually drink scotch. My husband does, on rare occasions, like when he has a sore throat but I don't think that he wants a specific type of glassware for those rare instances. I like scotch but it doesn't like me and it kills something vital in my digestive tract so I rarely ever try it.
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
It kills something in my soul, and my stomach screams it's melancholy agony. I'm assuming it's a 'good' bug.
@tessat338 2 жыл бұрын
@@unemployedwineguy You are brilliant!! You lightened some of the darkest times in the past two years!
@tira_otro_cambio 7 ай бұрын
It's just a budget blended scotch ... great for everyday or open bar party's... to me tastes like a smoother not as sweet version of Jameson ... taste good semi-sweet,citrusy... smells good not as harsh or synthetic, looks even greater light natural golden color... bottom line I'd rate it 6.8/10 ❤ 👍 just because I prefer a more cereal grainy taste when it hits my throat
@michaelolin2219 2 жыл бұрын
"Anyone named Glen." Yes.
@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 2 жыл бұрын
Malort hate moment at 6:44
@dangelernter6095 2 жыл бұрын
Woodie?
@undeaddreadlord1 2 жыл бұрын
Chadwood! Or just Prescott. Then you can talk to yourself!
@cabbageass 2 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite video so far. That was greeat
@robertl6196 2 жыл бұрын
The Woodsman: Ron Jeremy
@Roguedwarf1 2 жыл бұрын
Figurine could be named Woody McWoodface, cause he can be a little bit Scottish too, but only a wee bit
@Paranitis 2 жыл бұрын
No. The (Name) Mc(Name)face ship has sailed. It's only funny to Facebook grandmas now.
@xredgambit 2 жыл бұрын
I think a good name would be Malörtery in honor of your fave drink. You couldn't even say it without wanting to bring up the dredges of it's past from your stomach. #Pineperson #algorithm #PV3Nation
@northroadproductionsvt 2 жыл бұрын
PVTree? Cutty Bark? Mr. Birch Legs.
@fuzzyparker7045 2 жыл бұрын
Love the movie pitch,as for the name Pine is perfect🥰❤
@user-zz7vv9mk1c 8 ай бұрын
perfect
@TLS748 2 жыл бұрын
You should review Five Star Whisky
@yoppykyabetsu 2 жыл бұрын
I think you should try Sparkle Donkey
@adamgroszkiewicz814 9 ай бұрын
As a young man, I once drank a bottle of Cutty Sark in a fit of sorrow over a redheaded lass. It was not good.
@innocentoctave 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure I'd want to drink anything that smelled of leathery peat. Hey: maybe that's wooden man's name - Leathery Pete!
@Creepybusguy 2 жыл бұрын
You my friend have never had Bowmore 15 year. If the look of an expensive, shiny, patent leather boot had taste that's what it would be.
@thorobliterator1934 2 жыл бұрын
Spittoon really showed up today. Good stuff
@andrewgarcia3136 2 жыл бұрын
wood-aid-man "oohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhh" probably blue chew's mascot or something idk
@ericcarabetta1161 2 жыл бұрын
I always thought it was called Cutty Shark because WTF is a sark? Or a cutty for that matter?
@-xirx- 2 жыл бұрын
For a second then, I thought you were going to be reviewing Buckfast 😥
@rollercoastersrule 2 жыл бұрын
“Preston Van Meyer the Wood” just different enough
@Zilla__man 2 жыл бұрын
My first jump into scotch. I miss my 20s
@anthoneejaramillo 2 жыл бұрын
Woodman or Woods for sure
@AlexKlindt 2 жыл бұрын
Woodenman should be named Lambert in honor of the Highlander reference.
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
I imagine he WOULD cut off my head and eat my soul.
@grawham 2 жыл бұрын
"If they make it that far" I'm dead
@lweston71 2 жыл бұрын
Who wiped Vaseline on the camera lens? Other than video quality, content was great. Wooden Man = Wil
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's the last time I let Dalton go out of town before I check his editing work. College kids these days.
@alexschlessman5355 2 жыл бұрын
How much time did you edit out between sober and drunk pv3?
@candicewebster4952 Жыл бұрын
Wooden man should be named Woodrow Vanderbeer IV (1- made of wood, 2- you do drink reviews, 3- you're pv3 so he's a 4th)
@jessicabolton3615 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, the obvious choice is PV4, of course
@justintr4888 2 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who noticed that Prescott toasts to world peace on Wednesday, then Thursday a war breaks out. Quick, toast to global famine and see if that ends world hunger!
@wrthrash 2 жыл бұрын
My Dad always had Cutty when we were growing up, as a teen+ I hated the taste, made me nauseous, so I'd swipe his Jim Beam instead !
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
As Cutty Sark is to middle aged grumpy fatherhood, so Jim Beam is to untamed ignorant youth.
@shethjrebbell 2 жыл бұрын
Wait where is he haha
@colleenuchiyama4916 2 жыл бұрын
Wooden man . Woody. Or Earl. I love Earl.
@Kalyst_C 2 жыл бұрын
PW3: Prescott Wood-Myer III
@malimovca 2 жыл бұрын
Wooden man should be named Highlander!
@skeetsmcgrew3282 2 жыл бұрын
Professor Oak for the wooden man
@seanmoriarty311 2 жыл бұрын
Wooden man = PV Tree
@knifeatthepickle 2 жыл бұрын
His name should be Vine-O. Because a classy Lush never forgets his roots 😉
@jimkee7988 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so morbidly curious to try Malort.
@unemployedwineguy 2 жыл бұрын
It'll be a core memory. A nightmarish, terrible core memory.
@davidp2888 2 жыл бұрын
Let's name him Cutty.
@HollowFaith666 2 жыл бұрын
we need a re-review of Everclear, or maybe some midnight moon
@cmsweitzer1 2 жыл бұрын
PVTree!
@ninjabreadman8166 2 жыл бұрын
There can be only one PV3 🤴
@alanmentzer8756 2 жыл бұрын
Glen
@jabackel 2 жыл бұрын
Can we call the wooden man Forrest?
@DonCookin 2 жыл бұрын
Name Wooden man Wilfred. Seems like a Wilfred.
@woltews 2 жыл бұрын
we need military special scotch review !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Wintertidal 2 жыл бұрын
Woody Barrelson
@ytbchnl 2 жыл бұрын
now we're talkin, can i siggest bushmills?
@JohnGrove310 2 жыл бұрын
good summer whiskey
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