Cyberpunk 2077 - When you try to loot Adam Smasher's stuff

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Adam Smasher's Secret Hideout, But....

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@blitzwolfer4154 8 ай бұрын

Nobody is talking about how Adam Smasher has an office desk, which means he has to check emails and do other work. Just imagine Adam sitting down typing away at the keyboard LMAO

@yourimpossibletoisgn 8 ай бұрын

adam smasher has a spare body that looks like elvis presley for clubbing in. he's like a onion, layers.

@thiccyeetboi1019 8 ай бұрын

100th like :D

@blitzwolfer4154 8 ай бұрын

@@yourimpossibletoisgn Everybody asks what is Adam Smasher, but nobody asks how is Adam Smasher

@Kvf9113 8 ай бұрын

But he has on those thin rectangular glasses lol

@johnmacangus2634 8 ай бұрын

I like to imagine his hands are to big for his keyboard so he just types with his index fingers

@sargentvanguard7612 Жыл бұрын

* sees smasher * Smasher: interesting * FUCKING *BOOKS IT* *

@indoraptor0.241 Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't you or anyone else just book it? 😱

@Skyeissa Жыл бұрын

Thank you! I’m deaf so I can’t see, but reading your comment really helped me understand what happened in the video. Please continue to narrate EXACTLY what happened in the comments so everyone that also seen the video and suffers from a condition like mine, will be able to understand what happened too.

@AJ_Chelios227 Жыл бұрын

@@indoraptor0.241 Exactly especially after saying a "cut of fu***able meat"...

@ArmisHart Жыл бұрын

@@AJ_Chelios227 especially especially if he had...a lower region modification 😅 *Puts perk point in movement speed*

@john117masterbaket3 Жыл бұрын

@@indoraptor0.241 no we’re special remember

@neohamilton551 Жыл бұрын

I love how Adam ain't even mad he's just like "Hmmm. Funny seeing you here, meatsack"

@traphimawari7760 8 ай бұрын

It's a mod, this doesn't actually happen in game when you loot his sh1t which is why he is yawning in his dialogue

@yellowbirdie7182 8 ай бұрын

@@traphimawari7760what you mean, he’s yawning cuz he’s tired which is why he went to his hideout after long day of work to chill.

@traphimawari7760 8 ай бұрын

@@yellowbirdie7182 Adam Smasher doesn't chill and neither does he feel tired because that's for humans and he believes himself to be the future evolution of mankind to become one with machine, he detests meatbags and flesh there is no way he would want to indulge in human pleasures like "rest"

@sponge3113 8 ай бұрын

@@traphimawari7760it was a joke chill 💀

@traphimawari7760 8 ай бұрын

@@sponge3113 well that was a poor thought out joke then since under the context of cyberpunk 2077 Adam isn't exactly your average human Joe now is he? Least you could do was make it a more plausible robot joke where he goes home to charge his batteries but nah, you just made a really poor attempt at humor, literally no one is laughing other than you who thinks its funny because you don't actually know Smasher, I am more convinced you made that joke to make yourself look like a clown perhaps that was your angle

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Жыл бұрын

“Interesting. I’ve never seen a dead man walk out of my house before.”

@LARRY113Z 8 ай бұрын

V>>>Smasher

@occamsrazor1285 7 ай бұрын

"Aw, where you going? You haven't even finished urinating all over my house yet!"

@KrisRoberts114 7 ай бұрын

Dead man walking 🧟‍♂️ 😅

@Furansurui Ай бұрын

mod, AMM he spawn it

@run-a-milekyle3835 Жыл бұрын

“Don’t take the stash if you can’t take the smash.”

@GenshinLover283 Жыл бұрын

Rebecca definitely couldn't take it

@eckso4237 Жыл бұрын

This is why he passed the smash

@bluecaptainIT Жыл бұрын

*Smashes Adam* "Wise words, prick"

@vaneizen 11 ай бұрын

But I could.. all of it.

@Petaurista13 10 ай бұрын

*me looting from Wonder Woman*

@omnizx37 Жыл бұрын

"And i look at him" "And he look at me" "And i look at him" "And he look at me"

@AHSValor Жыл бұрын

Fucking Weird Al lol

@gonkdroid9254 Жыл бұрын

And then, he reaches down to his pistol, his hand on the pistol, he’s lifting the pistol, oh fuck it’s not just a pistol (pistol, pistol, pistol, pistol)

@AHSValor Жыл бұрын

@@wetoddedd R. Kelly made that song? I didn't know it was a parody

@davidhall9086 Жыл бұрын

Wow, I hadn't thought about this song in years! Re-listening to it now lol

@saragranecka673 Жыл бұрын

I so heard the lines and music with it😅

@siphomyende6285 Жыл бұрын

Smasher probably couldn't believe that someone would have the balls to actually rob him 😂

@richardatkins3623 8 ай бұрын

Or that someone could actually be that stupid

@sonofgado9213 7 ай бұрын

Bro can't believe he got Deebo'd that's my stuff now punk!!!

@quint4573 6 ай бұрын

@@sonofgado9213😂😂😂

@Stefanius058 6 ай бұрын

@@sonofgado9213 i can already see V going through Night City on a bicycle doing "collections"

@Bullboy_Adventures 6 ай бұрын

Probably exactly what he was thinking. Instead of attacking angrily, he just stares. Like he was impressed anyone would even try that

@doubleog6149 7 ай бұрын

The fact that Adam Smasher isnt pissed at you makes it 10x scarier

@Laikafan02 5 ай бұрын

He’s just like “damn.” Like he got a minor inconvenience

@333dae 4 ай бұрын

He's got 20 more of these armories and his best gear is already on him he's just surprised at the audacity

@itstkb8061 25 күн бұрын

he's not sad, just dissapointed

@stevenhay7147 Жыл бұрын

Imagine if Adam Smasher was always on your tail, he could pop up at any time Mr X style

@hayes4762 Жыл бұрын

That would be absolutely terrifying but I am all for it!!!

@crazisaturn2274 Жыл бұрын

Someone should make a mod of that

@joshuahilliker2364 Жыл бұрын

Honestly, I may not be a Cyberpunk fan, but from what I’ve been told about his lore, they used Adam Smasher GROSSLY wrongly in this game. Your idea would’ve made this game a billion times better and more interesting. Also from what I’ve heard, the anime used him pretty well. I say “from what I’ve heard” because I’m not in the mood to give myself severe emotional trauma and depression.

@jador9641 Жыл бұрын

@@joshuahilliker2364 Nah, it's just that people can't realize that "lore" and "gameplay" are two separete things. People were expecting a boss fight of a souls level of difficulty with Smasher, forgetting that they're playing a game so poorly balanced that even using a weapon without the right perks can be considered game breaking.

@pikertheunclean3219 Жыл бұрын

@@jador9641 bahaha yeah I remember within my fiest few hours of my first playthrough, I had done enough sidequests and levelling up via exploring on the street that I was too OP for most of rhe main level missions. Almost made them a bore really. There needs to be a mod to increase the difficulty.

@jakejohnson9421 Жыл бұрын

*Acquired new item: The Brown Pants*

@reaperaf9511 10 ай бұрын

@@christopherfleetwood5252 i get that reference!

@kamikomplex6272 9 ай бұрын

I want the one's

@graememartin9715 9 ай бұрын

This guy's got the right idea

@mackenziehunt7616 9 ай бұрын

He's got the right idea!

@williammoore8719 9 ай бұрын

@@christopherfleetwood5252we must save my family

@Hi-Im-Gib 8 ай бұрын

*V touches Katana* (prowler theme intensifies)

@saratsuki777 Ай бұрын

you're joking but that legitimately happened with me when i watched this LOL

@Zakvadr1995 8 ай бұрын

And quote my GM to a new Player in our Cyberpunk RED game: The setting is set up so you could be fighting Adam Smasher one week on a Corpo Heist and get almost bodied by him before retreating, and the next week he’ll calmly ask you if the cleaning detergent you are buying is any good at the store. If anything you gave him a reason to go get better stuff because he’s rolling in money and doesn’t care about loosing his stuff, only the next fight.

@kanoaikawach 4 ай бұрын

losing*

@ST0AT 4 ай бұрын

"Oh hell yeah, time to finally get new gear!" - Smasher, probably

@knightofchaos1179 3 ай бұрын

"Hey what's the name of the detergent you're using? Having some trouble getting you're blood of my gear."

@mr.cuttystabby5331 Жыл бұрын

I love characters like Smasher, because you have to realize that there are times when he's not smashing and he's just chilling. Like what could he be doing

@jooot_6850 Жыл бұрын

Probably researching weapons, augments, etc. Or maybe doing “low tier” missions purely for fun.

@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 Жыл бұрын

Well in-lore it's stated that he has a backup body that he uses for chill purposes that looks like a blonde Elvis more or less. And he was also smashing one of the Arasakas with that body so, big W.

@thomasparkin259 Жыл бұрын

Generally doing horrible things, aside from the Arasaka bigwig he has a fling with most women don't survive a one night stand with Adam regardless of the body he's wearing.

@xrustxlordx1998 Жыл бұрын

“When he’s not smashing”

@rafabuda0 Жыл бұрын

@@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971 two things I find hilarious about Smasher: 1. This one, he has a gemini cyberbody that looks like blonde Elvis 2. His art on the TTRPG book has him wearing a Hard Rock Café shirt over his bulky military frame.

@look_behind_you7606 Жыл бұрын

Man got Edgerunners flashbacks it activated his Sandevistan

@demonicasoldier1770 Жыл бұрын

A rudimentary implant -Adam Smash-her

@clocloking2243 Жыл бұрын

Edgerunners PTSD

@vodkice2416 Жыл бұрын

synaptic accelerator

@danat4914 Жыл бұрын

it's not sandevistan

@tsunami4162 Жыл бұрын

@@danat4914 r/wooooosh

@Garl_Vinland 7 ай бұрын

Be funny if you jumped ship but never fell, looking back HES holding you

@Marinara_Angel 11 ай бұрын

He literally just said "Zoinks scoob!" And killed himself

@acephoenix7849 Жыл бұрын

The best part is that Adam has the ability to slow time as well using his augs, that means he allowed that cartoonish moment to last as long as it did. Great bail out lol

@ShiniE36 Жыл бұрын

It don't slow down time, u just get super fast

@odd-eyes6363 Жыл бұрын

He doesn't slow down time, just increases his reaction speed. The anime just visualized this idea as moving in slowed time because that's how the user perceives it.

@madDesparada Жыл бұрын

same difference lol

@demnbrown Жыл бұрын

Yeah the Sandy mod is a literal adrenaline booster allowing you to speed yourself up while everybody else looks like they're slowing down

@mobslayer211 Жыл бұрын

@@odd-eyes6363 plus a lot of scenes it showed what everyone else saw which was pretty much everything happening in less than half a second

@darkpast2177 Жыл бұрын

"Oh it's adam smasher" *Boss hp appears* Adam: Interesting "OH SH*T IT'S ADAM SMASHER"

@empdisaster10 11 ай бұрын

Ngl if adam smasher's boss fight was in an open environment like this he'd probably be way harder to kill lol

@CamMcDaniel-yc3uq 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@eslin2845 10 ай бұрын

Hellsing ultimate abriged reference!?!?

@tetsatou2815 8 ай бұрын

@@empdisaster10 Eh. Nah. Much like in tabletop, kind of a chump. Granted, if he's rocking the Oni power armor, he's more dangerous, but that's 2020, before the brain rot caused everyone to install easily compromised wifi interfaces in their brains.

@the-ghost_yulin0628 8 ай бұрын

Players ：for Rebaca！！！！

@V_the_he 3 ай бұрын

If cyberpunk had a survival mode,it would start like this

@MrBlack0950 18 күн бұрын

and at random times adam smasher shows up, right around a corner or something, and if you dont immediately book it he begins he offensive. Survival mode is you being hunted by adam smasher like a cat hunts a mouse, slowly, methodically, and only pouncing when he knows he can finish you, or more accurately when hes done playing games

@concept5631 10 ай бұрын

The most intimidating "interesting" ever said

@QaDri93 Жыл бұрын

*I should become a gang member* - Adam Smasher

@BrandoD20 Жыл бұрын

Yawn - Adam Smasher

@twentyonetortas5921 Жыл бұрын

Explain

@DIGITALGH05T Жыл бұрын

he started out as one but his gang got wiped out

@edgieststalker8141 Жыл бұрын

@@twentyonetortas5921 the speech above his head

@MikeyJBlakeJR Жыл бұрын

Ah, Adam Smasher's signature catch phrase

@ryzekiv7147 Жыл бұрын

*Sees Adam Smasher* “Interesting.” *commits sepuku*

@valkizalbreht2200 Жыл бұрын

"mom can we have sundowner?" "we have sundowner at home" sundowner at home:

@demnbrown Жыл бұрын

Nah they broke Gravity by doing a double jump at the very end of the jump

@Ghecco09 Жыл бұрын

Get Becca gun and then do this. No fall damage ☺️

@BigfootIsMyDad Жыл бұрын

Nah, you are taking damage when you hit the ground for sure, and we all know Smasher is right behind you. You don’t want him jumping after you, for sure.

@Anonymous-hx3pu Жыл бұрын

@@valkizalbreht2200 oh shit

@artyomsaveli9681 Жыл бұрын

"You looted the wrong house, fool." - Smasher, probably

@escarchaleon713 Жыл бұрын

Honestly, that's a reasonable response to seeing death himself catch you robbing him 🤣

@johnwendel702 Жыл бұрын

Honestly Cyberpunk2077 would have been so much cooler if at any point Adam Smasher could have shown up hunting you because Arasaka is after your ass

@abhitejvelore 8 ай бұрын

True, but the fact is Arasaka is indeed NOT on your ass, If they were, they could Zero you anytime. You can listen to the news report that Yorinobu was anit hero, more than a Villain who wanted to use his situation to start a war with Millitech to just take out both Arasaka and Millitech.

@traygold7556 7 ай бұрын

@@abhitejvelorethat’s cap only thing that can mess with v is maxtac and even maxtac would have a hard time with v

@abhitejvelore 7 ай бұрын

@@traygold7556 I really doubt it. Maxtac is like the swat team, sure they're trained and all, but arasaka / militech are basically if Raytheon / Lockheed Martin also owned the US Army. Arasaka and the five other mega corps of nightcity were able to crush most of the gangs in night city when ncpd weren't able to do shit to them for decades. And Maxtac is part of ncpd. For political reasons, they're also just equipped with militech gear. But that's about it, they're speciality is they can deal with highly augmented individuals. However they don't compare to the might of the mega corps. Not even as an afterthought to them.

@Isiauwuehrifi 6 ай бұрын

@@traygold7556bro if arasaka really wanted to kill V they would just send in a missile… Adam smasher is their strongest single unit combatant, doesn’t mean he is the strongest weapon PERIOD.

@appledrawss1353 5 ай бұрын

@@abhitejvelorenot to mention the majority of maxtac is former cyberpsychos being kept from going off the edge simply due to control from their bosses

@raymondmccoy5975 Жыл бұрын

The way you jumped the rail has me dead

@TidalWavesLion Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't you? At that point, anywhere but there would be nice.

@Samantha517 Жыл бұрын

@@TidalWavesLion Exactly

@spencerschlebach8965 Жыл бұрын

Same😂

@bdhhsgbyddhggg Жыл бұрын

“If ya break in ma house, ya mammy can’t save ya Imma tie ya ass up IMMA F-” -Adam Smasher

@xD00TD00Tx 6 ай бұрын

As he famously said, “You look like a f$#*able cut of meat, are you?”

@justme42300 11 ай бұрын

If i was looting and I hear that line: "You look like a cut of f*ckable meat, are you?" Synaptic Accelerator kicks in immediately and im rushing out

@slakeNsurge Жыл бұрын

I love how realistic you were while looting the place. “Oh! Can I take the whole body rig…? No…”

@dinkules 10 ай бұрын

I wanna wear the mf Cyberskeleton

@VerdeMorte 9 ай бұрын

@@dinkules I really can't wait for that mod to be finished...

@majorbombas 9 ай бұрын

I wish V would say something like "Next time baby" (Iron man reference) and never really get to touch it again.

@NeoIsrafil 8 ай бұрын

I totally tried to do that too the first time... I was like AWWWW YESSS ULTIMATE CYBERWARE and then it's like...aww ... I'm still a meat sack :(

@alexturnbackthearmy1907 8 ай бұрын

@@dinkules Or the gigant exoskeleton with railgun. There are many of them, cant we at least get one working and use it to solo the entire tower?

@COMMENTLY0 Жыл бұрын

*Sees Adam Smasher* *Cuts on Sandevistan* Smasher: Interesting *Remembers Edgerunners* *Dips*

@archangelcastiel9740 Жыл бұрын

How do you cut something on?

@lienomzekon4763 Жыл бұрын

@@archangelcastiel9740 I see what you saying. flip would of mad thos better

@murdahdatcake2851 Жыл бұрын

BRUH I THOUGHT OF THE EXACT MOMENT THEY BOTH USED IT IN THE SERIES

@MyNameBEGrey Жыл бұрын

He ain't used his sandevistan yet, if he did he could've probably taken smasher out

@alanjervis9022 Жыл бұрын

@@MyNameBEGrey If that were true, Adam would've been killed decades before Edgreunners.

@XNYDNTE Ай бұрын

Adam smasher: interesting. *The words someone says when they're going to fold you like an omelette for robbing them*

@QuiteSpiffing 10 ай бұрын

In Commander Shepard's voice: I should go.

@Ghoulieanna Жыл бұрын

Adam casually letting you loot him while just waiting for you to come outside is funny as hell

@benjaminoechsli1941 10 ай бұрын

Absolute boss move. "So.... What were you doing in there? 😏"

@ComotoseOnAnime 10 ай бұрын

@@benjaminoechsli1941 "So what were you doin in there?" "Ohhhh just.. lookin around." "Lookin around?" "Looking around." "Looting my stuff?" "Looting your stuff?" "ARE YOU?" "No." "Good, cuz that'd be bad." "How bad?" "I'd have to smash you. "That's bad." "IN-TERESTING." *[FLEEING INTENSIFIES]*

@zyriantel9601 9 ай бұрын

“Well hey there, buddy, pal, guy, choom, fancy meeting you here. At my house. With all my stuff in your pockets. *INTERESTING.* “

@phoenixmassacre9647 9 ай бұрын

@@ComotoseOnAnime love the tfs reference 😂

@lightster585 9 ай бұрын

Adam Smasher: "So, found what you were looking for?"

@BaileyGreenwood2001 Жыл бұрын

Literally how my nightmares play out when something horrid is chasing me I jump off an edge and wake up as I touch the ground aha

@REX-gq6ur Жыл бұрын

i usually get tired after running just 15 meters in my dream

@kurokami117 Жыл бұрын

@@REX-gq6ur I can't even manage to run in mines 💀

@Agrothewarhorse Жыл бұрын

That jolt of adrenaline and you can’t go back to sleep.

@luckyry9617 Жыл бұрын

@@Agrothewarhorse Thought it was just me lmao

@santiagogalarza1919 Жыл бұрын

One time happend to me with zombies, but i jumped to kill myself before they could

@Renfrost_x_JetstreamRen38 3 ай бұрын

Smasher after coming inside to check be like: "hippity hoppity, *where the fuck is my proprety???*"

@ridiculousrandy1401 8 ай бұрын

Bro was really YAWNING as a thief exits his apartment. V's just a snack for him.

@AHHHHHHHH21 4 ай бұрын

Even though to be able to get into the apartment you have to already have beaten him to get the code

@aribounty327 27 күн бұрын

What's the code?

@dunkleham Жыл бұрын

Most sane response to seeing Adam Smasher

@cormacbevins9679 9 ай бұрын

me, a not so sane person: imma punch him. a lot.

@zyriantel9601 9 ай бұрын

@@cormacbevins9679 GORILLA ARMS, DON’T FAIL ME NOW!!! *Gorilla Arms fail me now*

@wiredtosleep5669 9 ай бұрын

@@zyriantel9601he has bigger gorilla arms

@YumLemmingKebabs 8 ай бұрын

Most sane response would have been doing that 5 seconds sooner.

@wiredtosleep5669 8 ай бұрын

@@YumLemmingKebabs took time to realise they were still alive, then hauled ass so that won’t change.

@hollowknight7536 Жыл бұрын

Smasher: “ummm what the actual fuck are you doing in my house? You need to get out like right now…”

@elusivyt Жыл бұрын

“Oh, you’re -“

@ISAAC-xo9vf Жыл бұрын

Anime smasher: "no one leave the slaughterhouse Not alive"

@theonewophmawermewoopsadsa9657 Жыл бұрын

I'd love to hear Smasher say that

@deathreaper1393 Жыл бұрын

Don’t have to tell me twice

@januszkurahenowski2860 Жыл бұрын

@@ISAAC-xo9vf Game smasher: this is my private domicile and I will not be harassed! Please leave the premises sir

@jamesanakin 9 ай бұрын

He's just standing there.....menacingly.

@Dark_Blazin_Wizard 11 ай бұрын

Smasher: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOO!

@wickedraptor2651 Жыл бұрын

my mans just watched someone come out of his home and went "INTERESTING"

@nicholasorbin5190 10 ай бұрын

Yeah he was like "who would have the nuts?"

@MrBlack0950 18 күн бұрын

its quite interesting anyone would have the balls or ignorance to even come near his house, let alone go inside, steal several items, then casually walk out like they arent a burglar

@cozyhudson1393 Жыл бұрын

It’s always crazy to think that a machine killing beast like smasher has a mortgage

@woohoomusic5098 8 ай бұрын

The thought of Adam sitting down at the kitchen table like "aw damn, I forgot rents due this week" while a TV dinner heats up in the microwave is so funny to me

@Wall207Slow 6 ай бұрын

@@woohoomusic5098 bro is most likely balling

@Aj_Daking 3 ай бұрын

And it was at this moment V knew They f^cked up

@user-hd9ws4lb9p 6 ай бұрын

Me when I’m getting a snack In the middle of the night and my dad sees me

@sirstrongbad Жыл бұрын

"I feel a sudden need to be... somewhere else!" - V's inner monologue.

@capnkraken1514 Жыл бұрын

Nah that’s just Johnny talkin

@LeFisheboi 11 ай бұрын

@@capnkraken1514johnny would be yelling at V to turn around and face death, man was suicidally after smasher

@-zerxvil-5208 Жыл бұрын

Adam Sandler: "Interesting" Keanu Reaves: **Run**

@twojastaraszczekanapociagi Жыл бұрын

i see what you did there

@lorengreene6368 8 ай бұрын

Keanu leaves *

@JollyJackGang 10 ай бұрын

Adam Smasher: Stop Right There Criminal Scum!

@chickenlover2245 Жыл бұрын

“IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER!?”

@ghostingsowell Жыл бұрын

Adam just chilling "oh hey v wait v what the fuck "

@kindlenyx Жыл бұрын

"I should join a gang"

@monmusumaster 10 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment. Nobody seemed to notice that.

@benitoloco892 4 ай бұрын

Adam Smasher's like: "Bruh, seriously?"

@anthonyworstell3768 10 ай бұрын

V just runs like hell after yoinking Adam Smasher’s stuff. 😂

@dawsonhenry5558 Жыл бұрын

lore-accurate adam smasher reaction

@W0LFB3AT5 Жыл бұрын

Smasher: “…interesting.” V: 🎶fuck this shit I’m out! Mm-mm-mmm🎶

@Victorhugo46365 10 ай бұрын

V:🎶Don’t mind me, I’ma just gonna grab my stuff and leave, excuse me please🎶

@zyriantel9601 9 ай бұрын

@@Victorhugo46365 *Gonna grab _your_ stuff

@RezzStop 8 ай бұрын

@@Victorhugo46365 🎶Fuck this shit I'm out! Mm-mm-mmm! Fuck this shit I'm out! All right, then!🎶

@Victorhugo46365 8 ай бұрын

@@RezzStop🎶I don’t know what the fuck just happened.🎶

@isaacnelson4503 8 ай бұрын

@@Victorhugo46365” I don’t really care, I’m just going get the fuck up out of here”

@cocosusprime 8 ай бұрын

"I am not even going to chase you. I will let you think that you are safe."

@CreepyQueennn 8 ай бұрын

I love the “yawn” and “I should be a gang member” captions above his head 😂😂😂😂

@pantasticalB.I.C Жыл бұрын

Bro killed me when he just stared at Adam for a moment before turing a 180 and bolting it off the edge 🤣

@mrnohax5436 11 ай бұрын

Bros sandevistan literally gave him time to think to himself

@grapplesauce9939 Жыл бұрын

Smasher: “Interesting…” V: “Right indeedy.” *Kicks dust*

@_KINGER_ 8 ай бұрын

*proceeds to run for their lives* Adam Smasher : “I should become a gang member”

@checkoutmyplaylistsforente8054 Жыл бұрын

*TF2 Heavy voice* "Who touched my gun!?"

@MikeHunter265 Жыл бұрын

"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!"

@claussanta2341 Жыл бұрын

SpongeBob?

@ChosenTripster01 Жыл бұрын

He's full metal, I don't know if there are ANY biologics inside that tin can, I feel like his brain is in a jar somewhere and he pilots "drones" remotely

@arc8687 11 ай бұрын

DONT KEEP YOUR DOOR UNLOCKED

@Livesuno Жыл бұрын

* loots Adams place * Adam:Hey remmber rebecca, wanna meet her?

@Doi- 8 ай бұрын

So he breaks the fourth wall now.

@Sunrise-d819i2 7 ай бұрын

@@Doi- nope, edge runners is canon and was made with the help of the maker of the cyberpunk game and source books.

@thomasbaum6125 5 ай бұрын

Would be great if for some reason Adan would hunt you around night city, like nemesis

@imJoshua91 4 ай бұрын

Never seen a chum delta out so fast 💨 😂😂😂

@moonbeam6010 Жыл бұрын

Johnny Silverhand: It was at that moment, V knew they had fucked up

@zaney-boi9974 Жыл бұрын

Imagine Adam going about his normal day, doing Adam Smasher shit, idk, like guarding some important rich asshole, then just starts walking off like "...There's a bitch in my stash."

@benjaminoechsli1941 10 ай бұрын

_silent alarm goes off in his pad_ Adam: "Excuse me." _leaves_ V: "Like taking candy from-" Adam: "Interesting!"

@wiredtosleep5669 9 ай бұрын

@@benjaminoechsli1941V:…nope *SENDS SELF OFF EDGE*

@MachLlamnn 4 ай бұрын

*Walks out of the room* “Oh hey Smasher” “Wait… SMASHER‼️” *Fucking runs.*

@thedarkknightdeltakx-4756 10 ай бұрын

V: Killed you once, tincan. Can do it again.

@MetallicaKing48 Жыл бұрын

Smasher: “Interesting!” Me: “Please don’t eat me!”

@drazoric2275 Жыл бұрын

Eat you? Well you look like a f*ckable cut of meat, are you? - *Adam Smasher*

@MetallicaKing48 Жыл бұрын

@@drazoric2275 Did you just say that I look fuckable? When and where, baby?

@hossamsayed311 Жыл бұрын

Adam Smasher is tyrant like our Egyptian president he eats everything while people are starving

@arc8687 11 ай бұрын

yeah, that's gross, smash me instead

@kevinescobar370 Жыл бұрын

I just imagine smasher stepping out for a smoke just to casually catch v skulking about

@videontekuro9399 Жыл бұрын

Can he actually smoke tho?

@kevinescobar370 Жыл бұрын

@@videontekuro9399 I mean technically, from what I gather his brain and spine and some of his forehead are the only organic parts of him

@Hangman-yq5uh Жыл бұрын

@@kevinescobar370 4% of him is organic, 96% is borged. He's literally a brain, skull, and face skin.

@BryanAM7 Жыл бұрын

lol samee

@kevinescobar370 Жыл бұрын

@@Hangman-yq5uh what about his spine?

@valentinethetoaster5096 10 ай бұрын

Bro's the calmest burglary victim of all time

@user-kw4qx4qu8c Жыл бұрын

Smasher: You looks like a cut of...

@freetothink284 Жыл бұрын

Smasher: Interesting V: GOTTA DELTA

@beanustheweanus1392 Жыл бұрын

Bruh forgot the iconic shotgun in the chest smh

@thefistedwafflez6449 Жыл бұрын

nah he didn't forget he was just terrified dude was gonna walk in on him takin the stuff😭

@JahSou Жыл бұрын

it was locked.

@beanustheweanus1392 Жыл бұрын

Huh that’s weird you prob didn’t get the card from atom smasher

@JahSou Жыл бұрын

@@beanustheweanus1392 I'm not the one that made the short lmaoo

@velren95 5 ай бұрын

never in my life the phrase "interesting..." has scared me the most

@cptrandom3768 18 күн бұрын

"Have this quickhacks and have-a-good-tiii~" (Leaving the scene. With haste.)

@CGHawkatoo Жыл бұрын

The way Smasher-boi just says "Interesting" makes me want to yeet myself onto the nearest overpass and spam the vehicle summon button.

@Boneman196 11 ай бұрын

Batman Arkham knight?

@stephenmahilum4770 Жыл бұрын

Joseph: See his legs, that's our ticket right there NIGERUNDAYO, SMOKEY!

@DioBrando_Sama 9 ай бұрын

"Mornin'." "Mornin'." "WAIT A MINUTE-"

@AppAdorable 10 ай бұрын

When I saw his armour I was like how does he get into that with just a head

@shinigami1178 Жыл бұрын

walks out after lotting adams place and walk right into him outside adam: *INTERESTING* you: stares at him awkwardly also you: BOOSTS it off the railing adam: *COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT*

@bro5846 Жыл бұрын

Smartest KZfaq comment

@lienomzekon4763 Жыл бұрын

@@bro5846 I can't tell if your adding to the humor or just being rude🤔

@dubsessed9790 Жыл бұрын

@@lienomzekon4763 it wasn't funny to start with

@shinigami1178 Жыл бұрын

@@dubsessed9790 my comedy was off the scales with this one

@jcordell4226 Жыл бұрын

Petition to have a mode where adam smasher appears all over the city like Majima everywhere from yakuza

@DGneoseeker1 Жыл бұрын

Oh no. *"V-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"*

@xrustxlordx1998 Жыл бұрын

There’s a mid for thar

@themanicman8458 Жыл бұрын

@@DGneoseeker1this is actually horrifying... I love it

@zyriantel9601 9 ай бұрын

@@DGneoseeker1 _Attack Dog of the Arasaka Corporation_ *ADAM SMASHER*

@NEILJ265 Ай бұрын

Smasher will be waiting down there before you land.

@gagedavila1484 9 күн бұрын

“i shoupd become a gang member” had me rolling

@domonator5000 Жыл бұрын

I fucking love how all the gear in a vault that is locked until you beat the game entirely has worse DPS stats than what he already has. Makes sense

@terribleduelist4433 Жыл бұрын

Adam was about to give you props for having the balls till you jumped

@samboyd1828 5 ай бұрын

running won't help, you'll just die tired

@FNWendigo 8 ай бұрын

David seeing Smasher: OH SHIT Me seeing smasher: Sup choom

@rewsterfewd1226 Жыл бұрын

Adam: I should become a gang member V: *abandons all hope*

@tyreonbooker5304 Жыл бұрын

I wish stuff like this happened in the game. I really wanted smasher to be a Mr.x or nemesis for V. Instead of drones chasing you from arasaka tower it's smasher in a hover carrier. Smasher pursuits you through the building while Hanako is evacuated. He keeps bursting through walls and ceilings as you try to get out. Never forget that everyone thinks you kill Saburo. Yorinobu should be sicking smasher on you constantly

@clydu91 Жыл бұрын

Everybody wants this game to be something it never aimed to be and keeps being surprised they're not satisfied.

@aquatic4760 Жыл бұрын

@@clydu91 your comment shows you have no idea what concepts are

@MyNameBEGrey Жыл бұрын

@@aquatic4760 but it is all of these concepts that grossly overhyped the game. I would love to see this in a sequel or another cyberpunk game, but this first one just is not the one to be handling all of the stuff that people wanted it to

@what4494 2 ай бұрын

Epic video, one of my fave factions. Such a good telling of nadia’s story too

@rxz-888 6 ай бұрын

Now i know Adam Smasher is salaryman, he got office PC & replying email 😮

@7352100 Жыл бұрын

“I should become a gang member”

@brandenritchie8887 Жыл бұрын

Smasher: "Who the fuck are you?" Also Smasher: "None leave the slaughterhouse. Not alive."

@iamcannabus 9 ай бұрын

*running away* V: "Smasher, NO SMASHING!"

@goliath9446 Ай бұрын

Adam: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

@rileymiller3154 Жыл бұрын

Walks out and sees Adam Adam "interesting" The subtitles showing Adams thoughts Player character after visual health bar at the top of the screen display appears "ah shit this is bad"