One time one of our clerics had a tea party with an infernal demon our group accidentally summoned instead of one of our dead companions

"I wonder what's behind this door..." "Roll initiative"

When the guy breathes in helium it should be "when you roll a 14 in performance but an item gives you +6"

Chaotic good people don’t question the weird stuff that happens Chaotic neutral people do question the weird stuff that happens Chaotic evil people cause the weird stuff that happens

honestly, when i run out of spells, im like "...imma hit 'em with my stick!"

*sees Shane with teiflngs and warlocks* Oh yes... "Hey demons, it's me, your boi" YAS

You forgot "Release all the sounds trapped in your mind" Dm: *Unholy screeching* "Sir, are you ok?" "I'm a little messed up"

7:17 Oh god this happended in a game I was DM'ing for. They got ambushed by pirates and then the fight got called off when the pirate PC realized holy shit this other pirate was like his surrogate father.

3:25 Our paladin really just printed an anime paladin from the internet and said :" thats my char guys"

1:13 When the bard rolls a nat 1 but has a +15 modifier to Performance and it still miraculously works

Some clerics don't worship Jesus. Some clerics have minor alcoholism, drunk partied in the fey woods for 2 weeks, got blessed as a champion by the fey king Oberon and worship the forgotten sun god Lathander.

2:13 this actually happened in i campaign i was in.. we had to cooperate to intimidate a miniboss and someone in the party had the same idea. Everyone agreed to it, and EVERYONE rolled a nat 19 or 20, so we pulled it off FLAWLESSLY. The miniboss looked at all of us just doing this and slowly backed away.

6:38 the best part about this vine in particular is the fact that one of my characters is both a tiefling and a warlock and it is so accurate holy shit!

A cleric in my session got stuck in a hole, drunk for some reason.

1:50... Our Evil King's name was Fred.

0:49 My rogue has a raven familiar. They sometimes play tic tac toe. The raven usually wins

1:21 My character is a sorcerer and that was her when she got her quarter-staff 😂😂

7:47 This is the first time I've seen this one, and I'm already in love with it.

Okay, everyone listen up, I'm gonna change your lives. There is a mug. With a tiefling on it. With a teacup being thrown at it. The caption says tea-fling. You're welcome.

5:25 That's a nat 20 if I do say so myself

5:47 The best one. I have several chaotic characters that woulf do this

Excuse Me! Not All Rangers Have Animal Companions! ... Some of us Are the animal companion... (Dragonborn/Dragonian Ranger puts on sunglasses)

This are so damn accurate I love it!!

I can confirm that we DMs look done with everything 24/7

This is the best D&D Vine compilation I've found!

I love how the check rolls aren't immediately given away so there's an extra level of suspense

Damn, I need to play D&D

8:37 i started a campaign of d&d recently, on our first mission we found over 19,000 coins (they weren't all gold but that doesn't matter) we had 4 party members and could only carry 1600 coins between us. 1600 out of more than 19,000. Let's hope there's not some big boss there when we go back to collect the rest... *but seriously, first expedition, we were only half-way through the DM/GM's dungeon, and we got more than 1100x the max amount of gold we could carry in our backpacks.*

8:00 was the smoothest shit ever

6:19 My wizard was in the rafters of a tavern during a barfight and cast catapult on a tankard at an evil monk/cleric dude and he just nat 20d redirected that tankard at ME in the rafters, and this gave me a nam-flashback to that.

story time: I remember when me and my buddies were playing dnd and we had to get down a steep hill. Half of us used a rope and took damage from a land slide, while the rest of us (including myself) decided to create a human tumbleweed and rolled to the bottom safely

6:53 my Dragonborn sorcerer after following our tiefling bard up a mountain where they were going to talk to a dragon that we really didn’t need to talk to, then failing 4 dex checks in a row to not fall and then to save myself 3 times, then hitting the ground 40 feet below, getting knocked out because we were level 1, then left behind by the bard and another party member came up to save him but couldn’t get down to him safely, and failing death saves. Kinda worked out though because now I’m playing a cool as hell barbarian that gets a wild magic effect when he rages and kills people by body slamming them. I got the teleport effect when I raged and after using it to evade enemies twice I decided to see how I could make it an attack, so I teleported 10 feet above my enemies and body slammed then before attacking.

YEEEEEEEEES BIIIIIIITCH!!!!

4:27 umm excuse me but… THAT’S A NAT 20 IF I’VE EVER SEEN ONE

Once I played a very small campaign to introduce two of my friends to D&D. One of which immediately looked for vodka-- no other alcohol. When they were under attack by a pair of hellcats, one fought and the first (vodka) fucking stood there. Kudos.

5:48 When you are a Warlock and you have a quota to fill.

Pelor's sock drawer, these are beautiful with how accurate they are!

As a dragon born rouge this is accurate

DUDE THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

My players rouge once rolled to cause a disctraction by "walking on the ceiling and shit" i think she confused elves with geckos

One of our clerics did a therapy session on a minotor ,that was about to murder her, he is now one of the best companions...

As a Rogue and Ranger these are accurate

4:02 why is this so true I’m crying

My character is a rogue and i can tell you that all the rogue vines are 100% accurate.

Wow the Druid vines are more relatable than I thought

Shared this with my DnD group

I've been trying to come up with a name for the barkeeper in the first town my party will be in, and when the second last vine played, I went for it.

4:03 me in my head, when my friend's character started stealing whiskey while a fucking lightning bolt was being attracted to anything dealing with "safflower".

3:14 is literally how my first meeting with constructs went

Preping for tonight's campaign with this

I just subbed today then you upload a video.

I might use the Bard/Druid combo for something later on(bard for the music and various effects the music can give off and the druid for talking to animals).

this earns a pedastal in my favorites playlist

6:28 once we where trying to seal through a giant temple full of our enemies during a campaign and everyone got a good role for sneaking, except for two people who might as well have cartwheeled in screening sneak.

1:46 I once could not think of a villain name for the life of me and just went with “Brendus Uriel” No I will not be taking questions at this time

tbh the best campaign i had was when it was setted in kind of ancient greece and i played a cleric of the god Dionysos, the god of wine and insanity, and my character didnt want to be cleric bc backstory and was only one because Dionysos was fucking (not literally) with him and everytime he had to use divine power i was like "hey you drunk fuck, i think it's time again to spill some of your ass glitter to look good" no need to mention that PC and Dionysos were constantly drunk

2:21 “What if I heat the metal and melt the lock?” *sputters* “Keyleth, what the hell‽ This is imported silk!”

random storytime that I hope will make someone happy: so we did a little oneshot goof session and it was *_chaos._* it ended in our dm doing one of the best mr. rogers impressions, saying "welcome to my neighborhood, roll initiative." and her annihilating us.

As a DM, these are too True. Thank you

Can't wait for druid vines Edit: pleased, yes yes.

Anyone else have gag quests where the party can act like a bunch of fools just for the lulz

When you're a big, beefy, tank-y dragon-born paladin and your party needs to roll stealth checks and you're the only one who succeeds: What kind of fuckery is this?!

When ever I play a character with wings I just pick the enemies and throw them into the closest ravine if I run out of spells

One time a party in a campaign I played in accidentally summoned a demon while trying to summon a genie instead. In our defense, we couldn’t find any CRAM, so we had to resort to potatoes

On my third time playing, the DM put our 5 man squad in a huge cloud of fog. And, there were 2 panthers with sharp tentacles. I am a paladin, so I tried to smite one of them. I rolled a nat 1 and the thing ate my hand and my sword. So, I tried again with a dagger in the other hand. DM said if I rolled nat 1 again, he would take my other hand. Another nat 1 later, the DM apologized and said he was joking. The party voted to take my hand anyway, so they did. I then grabbed a shortsword in my mouth and killed one. Then, after the other was dead, I cut the things open and got my weapons back. Then, a baby panther with tentacles ate my hands before I could get them back. Now, the DM is working with the Artificer to make me some homebrew steel gauntlet hands. TLDR: Hands taken by 2 nat 1s, getting better ones soon.

when my tabaxi bard hot flame makes a pun to lighten the mood 9:36

All these work with every single D&D group.

I fucking love everything about this

9:49 The funniest part is that gear he's wearing. This is exactly how monks fight with armor. 😂

I feel so called out by this

D&D but instead of using a Dice, you use a coin. Heads means best possible scenario, tails means the most absolute garbage scenario.

I once managed to get the backstory of a closed NPC by giving him a shoe, I was out of idea but he was happy 😂

This video is amazing

what i wouldn't GIVE for CONSISTENT audio LEVELS SO I'M NOT deaf by THE OF THIS

These were all good, but square breaths just broke me... lol

1:57 My DM if we derail the campaign, knowing that there will be about 116 crabs to fight

0:20 that's literally just my old Halfling Rogue, he was eventually carrying 5 daggers at one point

4:05 when my group started our first campaign we were hunting Kobalts and the Barbarian left and just about fucking died. So now we don’t split the party. Ever.

Why is the harmonica one always chaotic?

So Good my spleen cracked

6:10 I am both. *Demon summoning right beside the orc paladin intensifies*

Ok, some weird shit here. I was just watching some of these for laughs but an hour ago I'd legit forgotten what Shakira's name was, and this video reminded me. Universe's wires are crossing man.

8:37 my fighter bought a haunted doll from a cursed items shop because he has more money than sense.

That one captioned "that one pc with to much money" reminded me of the time one of my party members bought 6000 ball berrings and gave them out to the rest of the party. Each person getting an amount according to how much he liked you 1 berring = 100 love. He gave most everyone 1/2 to 2 and gave his love intrest npc the rest. He then tried to convince the dm to let him spend his remaining 6,000 gold peices on approximately 60,000 ball bearings. When the dm denied his request he had a fit and explained how his character emptied his entire coin bag on to the floor. It was strange.

That is the whizzer at six flags great America

I'm a DM, and when my players are annoying I tell them I will smite them

Friend: please explain monks Me: random unexpected violence

6:46 I'm imagining the Vicar Amelia music over this like that other vine with the dog

0:27 I'm definitely going to this next time my party comes across a door in a dungeon, considering my character is a 7 foot gnoll.

My group somehow killed a mind flayed at level two once lmao

0:29 I LOVE THIS

Okay but seriously where’s the props for that guy’s ingenuity at 1:02?

best thing ever!

3:13 me and other warforged players are allowed to be offended by this

We had a rouge get a nat 1 on dramatically falling out of a tree and he ended up getting stuck on a branch and got choked a tad

Beast bond gone wrong 😂😂😂😂😂

I like the papyrus font

1:20 THAT’S ME, BUT WITH MY MAGIC STAFF.

Yesterday my friend (our fighter) slammed a door in this shopkeeper's face, rolled a nat20, knocked him out cold, his wife freaked out and called the guards, our rogue sneaked out of town, our fighter distracted one of the guards by making a hat, rolling a nat1, and proceeding to completely undo the hat within minutes, and I, a bard, first ran to the back exit, then went back to hide in boxes (which failed horribly) , ran back to the exit, went back to the other side of the room to make sure we didn't murder the shopkeeper, played dead in the hopes of narrowly getting arrested, rolled out of the door, accidentally shut the door on the shopkeeper's head, got caught by a guard, narrowly escaped arrest by casting Tasha's hideous laughter, performed for the townsfolk, and then left town. And then we got our asses handed to us by some shrubs.

The deer one is probably my friends mom and stepdad because the woman sounds like her mom and her stepdad is named ron